Yellowjackets (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Doomcoming - full transcript

You are cordially invited to The Doomcoming. On the brink of death, the Yellowjackets opt to throw one last rager before careening into oblivion. An increasingly paranoid Shauna struggles between keeping her cool and being Shauna.

Previously, on
"Yellowjackets"...

She's a liar.

[Laura Lee] Van needs serious
medical attention.

She's not the only one.

I-I'm pregnant.

I am going to take
the dead guy's plane

- and fly south.
- I'm still the only adult here.

- I'm not gonna let you do it.
- What are you

gonna do to stop me, Coach?

This is my purpose.

Oh, my gosh. We're flying!



Are you seriously gonna
ruin this

over something
so fucking stupid?

[Misty]
No, no, no, no, no.

- Natalie.
- Misty!

- You're so full of shit!
- Next time,

I will just let you
zonk your brains out.

You can't be here! I'm afraid
I'm going to hurt you.

I want you to tell me the truth.

Travis's bank account was closed

right after he died.

Whoever has that money
probably killed Travis.

[Natalie]
You've been blackmailing us.

[Shauna]
What are you doing?

[Adam]
We could be something.



[breathing heavily]

Count to ten
and then get out, okay?

[Tense music]

[beeping]

[knocking]

Who the fuck are you?

You have two seconds
to tell me the truth.

I know about the blackmail,
okay, Adam?

Or whatever your
fucking name is.

The blackmail? What are you...

Oh, you want to role-play.

Okay, yeah.
Well, that's right.

You're gonna pay, you bad girl.

This isn't a game.

Just give me
my fucking journals.

Your journals? What are you

- talking about?
- Okay. Okay.

Okay.

I can't believe I fell for it.

- And that I fell for you.
- What are you doing? Hey, stop.

- I let you into my life.
- Shauna, stop.

I let you into my house.

And the moment
you had the chance...

[Adam]
What are you looking for?

...you broke into my safe.

And you just took
what you wanted all along.

I broke into your safe?
How could I do that?

The code is the flight number.

It's so fucking dumb.

Any fanboy
could figure that out.

You're acting crazy.

Who told you about them?
Did someone put you up to this?

Shauna, please, just slow down.
Would you just talk to me?

I can't believe I was so stupid.

God, I was so...

Shauna, wait.

[Somber music]

So, what are these?

Okay, yes, I googled you, okay?

And I saw that you were in that
plane crash, and I was curious.

- Bullshit.
- No, it's not.

You obviously went through
something really messed-up,

and I wanted to understand.

Shauna, please...
Whoa. Hey, hey.

Shauna, I don't know
anything about blackmail.

I didn't even know you existed

before our accident.
And I swear,

I would never do anything
to hurt you.

- [mutters]
- Whoa.

Hey. Look,
nothing has happened yet.

- We can still fix this.
- [screaming]

[echoing] Just need you
to put down the knife.

And we can talk this through.

- [gasps]
- [grunts, groans]

[Haunting music]

[groans]

[panting]

"No Return" by Craig Wedren
and Anna Waronker plays...

♪ It was cool, nothing fire. ♪

♪ Nothing broke. ♪

♪ Keep simple. ♪

♪ Nothing tired, nothing old. ♪

♪ Same as you. ♪

♪ Same as you. ♪

♪ Oh, so cute, so revival. ♪

♪ So alone. ♪

♪ Birthday suit, just a smile. ♪

♪ No one home. ♪

♪ Same as you. ♪

♪ Same as you ♪

vocalizing

♪ No return, no return. ♪

♪ No reason. ♪

♪ No return, no return. ♪

♪ No reason. ♪

♪ No return, no return. ♪

♪ No reason. ♪

♪ No return, no return. ♪

♪ No reason ♪

[birds chirping]

[grunts]

[sizzling]

[pan clanging softly]

Jax, you have to eat.

Why?

What does it matter,
at this point?

Okay, I-I can't do this anymore.

- What is that?
- It was some berries.

I was trying to save, but...

I think it might've turned
into booze?

I don't know about the rest
of you, but I could use a drink.

Do we think it's safe?

Do we care?

I have a few more.

If we have booze,
let's have a party.

[Taissa]
Yeah.

'Cause we've got so much
to celebrate.

[Jackie]
Do we need a reason?

We're gonna be dead
in a few weeks.

There's a full moon
tomorrow night.

And it's almost homecoming.

We packed dresses, right?

- For the awards dinner?
- [Jackie] There we go.

We have dresses, we have booze.

We can decorate.

Have a sort of...

moon homecoming.

More like a doom homecoming.

[chuckles softly]

- A doomcoming.
- [Natalie chuckles]

Now that's a party idea.

Yeah.

All right. Doomcoming.

Tomorrow night,

we'll drink rotten berries and
celebrate our impending death.

[beeping]

[low, ominous music]

[Jeff]
Hey, um...

Yeah, am I supposed
to wear a, uh...

tie to this reunion thing?

Huh?

I don't know.

The king's kind of feeling...

the power option here.

- Wait.
- Honey.

What is this?

Huh?

Do you have any idea
where this glitter came from?

Huh? Glitter?

Uh...

[exhales]

Okay. I can explain this.

Oh, my God, Jeff.
What did you do?

- Okay, just-just...
- What did you do?

- Just listen to me.
- What did you do?!

You were never supposed
to get involved in this.

It just... It got out of control.

- Listen, the store. The store.
- Oh, my...

They are running me out
of business.

They got virtually no overhead.

They mass-produce
all their own inventory.

What the hell
am I supposed to do?

So you-you blackmailed us?

Not you.
I thought I had to... [sighs]

I thought...

Taissa, you know,

maybe Natalie had the cash.

- [exhales]
- So...

I mean, I was gonna lose
the store, Shauna.

First, I took out a loan.

I just... I-I got a loan
from these guys, all right?

And it turns out
that they were... they were bad.

They were bad guys. They were
really bad, scary guys.

- [inhales deeply]
- Like-like loan sharks?

Like fucking mobsters, Jeff?

- Are they gonna kill us?
- No. No.

No! I paid 'em back.

It's all good.
No one is gonna die.

Okay?

It's over. I promise.

This is over.

We can just,
you know, pretend...

[sighs]
We can get past this.

We can forget it happened.

[sighs]
No.

No, Jeff, we can't.

[scoffs]
Why not?

[exhales]

[Percussive, whimsical music]

[Taissa]
Will you pass the knife?

Oh. Uh, what...

I know it's not a Sadie Hawkins,
but...

will you go with me
to the dance?

[sighs]

Oh, it's okay.

I get it. I...

I've just never been...

...asked to one before,
and I just...

I thought that this could be
my one chance.

I'm sorry.

It was dumb. Uh...

I know I'm not pretty.

Misty, stop.

[sighs]

I would be happy to go
to the dance with you.

[breathing heavily]
Really?

Yes. But I need us
to be very clear.

Our boundaries
are still our boundaries.

Anything else
just wouldn't be right.

Okay?

I understand.

[chuckles softly]

Thanks.

[exhales]

[sighs softly]

[sighs]

You know, it's probably
rush week at Rutgers right now.

You ever think about what we'd
be doing if we hadn't crashed?

Like, we'd be going
to so many parties.

Yeah, I-I guess.

I don't really think about it.

Right.

Well, it's all I think about.

What if this is it, Shauna?

Everything we did...
Uh, everything we didn't do.

All the mistakes that we made,
it's, like, permanent.

[scoffs softly]

What mistakes did you make?

Everybody loved you.

[chuckles softly]

[chopping sounds]

Well, I was naive.

I realize that now.

So I've decided...

I'm not gonna die a virgin.

What?

With who?

[chopping continues]

Jackie, no.

- What about Nat?
- He and Nat

broke up weeks ago.

They're hardly speaking.

- Yeah, but...
- What?

Do...

do you like him?

'Cause, I mean, God knows

I would never want us competing
for the same guy.

Coming up on the end
of the world, Shipman.

Time to pull out all the stops.

[Low, suspenseful music]

What do you mean,
you killed someone?

Like you murdered someone?

I stabbed him,

and now he's dead.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, Shauna. Who?

Who... who?

The guy I thought
was blackmailing us.

[Shauna chuckles ruefully]

What?

How?

Who was he?

- Who was he?
- Just a guy. Uh, uh, Adam.

Um...
[sighs]

It was the guy who I got
into the car accident with.

Why would you think he was the
one blackmailing you, Shauna?

I don't know.
The more I got to know him,

- I-I just started...
- Wait, wait, y-you kept...

You stayed in touch
with the guy you rear-ended?

That's weird.

Yeah. We d...
I mean, I-I ran into him

at the... at the Jolly Hitcher
and we had a drink and...

Wait, what were you doing
at the hotel?

I was following you, Jeff.

[chuckles]
Can...

can we just stop?

Can we not pretend that...
[scoffs]

We both know that you were
having an affair, too.

I saw you there with Bianca.

How did...

Bianca?

No, Shauna, I was not having...

Bianca scares the shit out
of me.

She's with the bad loan people!

[scoffs] S... You said
I was having an affair, too.

So that means that...

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, God. I can't believe it.

I can't believe you thought
I was going to book club

this whole time.

What? There's no book club?!

Can I ask you something?

About boys?

Uh... sure.

Well, actually,
it's about Coach Scott.

You see, we have this
really deep connection, and...

he's been holding back.

I think he's just...

afraid because of society
and its rules.

How do I get him to let go?

Well, uh...
[chuckles softly]

My mom always says that
when a girl sets her mind to it,

there's nothing
she can't get from a man.

My mother always said

the way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.

Well, my mom's also on, like,

ten different kinds of downers,
so...

I wouldn't necessarily take
her advice.

You deserve to be with somebody
who really wants to be with you.

Look.

You're beautiful.

[exhales]

Thank you.

[chuckling]

[sighs]

We're out of Xanax.

Um...

This is, uh,
Larry's number at East Credit.

Okay? Now, he handles all
the financials for the store,

and he can help you sell off
any inventory

for any money you might need.

Or all of it, if that's
what you want to do, okay?

What?

- Why?
- Shauna.

You and I used to watch Dateline
every week.

We know
how this is gonna turn out.

We're-we're not gonna...
get away with this.

I'm gonna go to the cops,
and I'm gonna tell 'em

that I found out
about my wife's lover

and I went over to confront him
and it just got out of hand.

You know?
It got out of hand and I...

[shudders]

And it was an accident.

You can't do that.

Listen, we got a lot of...

stuff to sort through.

But I'm not gonna let you
go down for some stupid shit

that I did!

Oh, Jeff. Listen.

You listen, okay?

You wanting
to take the fall for me

is...

That's really sweet.

But if you go down...

...there's a pretty great chance
that the cops are gonna find out

what else you've been up to.

Right?

And if it gets out

that the Yellowjackets
are being blackmailed

because of what we did
out there...

...our lives...

Callie's life...

Would be over.

So we just have to, um, think.

[clears throat]

- There must be other options.
- [sniffs]

- Yeah.
- There's...

[stammers]

Nobody else knows
about the blackmail.

Right?

No.

I mean...

Randy.

Randy Walsh?

Are you serious?

He's my best friend, Shauna.

I had to turn to somebody,
for help.

Why would you not just tell me
that the store was in trouble?

Are you kidding? You got a whole
safe full of secrets in there

you never told me about.

[sighs]

When did we become these people

who lie and cheat
and do awful things and...

just...

stay together because...

'Cause why?

Shauna,
we've always been these people.

Secrets have always been
a part of...

us.

Well, what do we do?

[exhales]

You thought that this dead guy
was blackmailing you, right?

So why can't the other girls
believe that, too?

"The World I Know"
by Collective Soul.

Has our conscience shown?

Has the sweet breeze blown?

Has all kindness gone?

Hope still lingers on.

I drink myself
of newfound pity.

Sittin' alone
in New York City.

And I don't know why.

I'm not going
to the stupid party.

I know you're self-conscious.

So I made us these.

Are we listening?

Hymns of offering.

Have we eyes to see?

Love is gathering.

All the words
that I've been reading.

Have now started
the act of bleeding.

Into one.

Into one.

So I walk up on high...

Hey, can someone help me
zip my dress up?

Misty, can you go help her?

To see my world below.

Sure. Yeah.

And I laughed at myself.

While the tears rolled down.

'Cause it's the world I know.

Oh, it's the world I know.

Wait. That's not how you do it.

Here.

Uh, someone seen
the mushrooms in...

Uh, yeah.
You were holding out on us.

They're in the stew.

Yeah. I, um...

I was saving them
for a special occasion.

[Jessica]
Oh, a little free advice:

Maybe don't use
the in-vehicle navigation

for your trans-European
drug run.

[laughs]

This guy was just asking
to get caught.

Really?

What a dummy.

- [chuckles]
- [alarm beeping]

- Time to feed Caligula?
- [sighs]

It sure is.

[scoffs] God, I had no idea
that it was getting so late.

Your stories are...
[chuckles softly] fascinating.

Well, hey,
it's just nice to be able to...

share them with someone
who really appreciates 'em.

[chuckles softly]

I bet you have lots of
very exciting stories yourself.

Oh, come on.

You survived a plane crash.

Then spent a year and a half
in the wilderness with...

a bunch
of fucking teenage girls.

[inhales deeply]

[exhales]

I honestly don't know
what sounds scarier.

Aw. It wasn't so bad.

I mean,
we were all friends. So...

Misty, they've been in touch
with each other

for the last 25 years.

Did they ever reach out to you?

Ask you how you're doing?

Hey, I wasn't there.

I don't know.
But if it were me...

I'd feel left out.

[Low, tense music]

[beep]

[phone buzzes]

[machine whirring]

[grunts]

[sniffs]

[extinguisher clanks]

[campaign manager] Yeah, three
out of five of those people

are voting for you, you know?

This zip code is Team Turner.

What am I even doing here?

Smiling for the cameras
as you participate

in the democratic process.

My wife moved out of our house.

She took our son with her.

I took a 15-year marriage
and set it on fire,

for what?

Zoning reform?

Campaigns are hell
on even the best marriages.

Simone'll come around.

You don't know that.

You don't know anything
about me.

"Gepetto" by Belly plays...

Let the doomcoming begin.

So, he's lying.

- On top again.
- [clanging]

♪ Just like Gepetto ♪
♪ with his doll. ♪

♪ And he's running around ♪
♪ again. ♪

♪ And I can't get him out ♪
♪ of this house. ♪

♪ And if you bore him... ♪

Are they...?

Duh.

♪ To him ♪

[chuckling, whooping]

[cheering, whooping]

♪ So, that kid ♪
♪ from the bad home came over. ♪

♪ To my house again ♪

[whooping]

♪ Decapitated all my dolls. ♪

♪ And if you bore me. ♪

♪ You lose your soul to me. ♪

♪ Sha-la-na, sha-la-na. ♪

♪ Sha-la-na. ♪

♪ Sha-la-na, sha-la-na. ♪

♪ Sha-la-na. ♪

Please have some food.

For me?

You look nice.

[Jackie]
Travis.

Get over here.

[Ben] In my official capacity
as your coach,

I most certainly cannot condone

- underage drinking.
- [chuckles softly]

But, uh,

that said,

cheers.

I really admire
what you two did tonight.

Stop.

What's wrong?

We should have a moment
of silence for Laura Lee.

Yeah.

To Laura Lee.

- Hear, hear.
- [others] Laura Lee.

So, what now?

Oh, now we just need a DJ
to pump up the volume.

What we need is a slow dance.

[Ben clears throat]

Ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da.

Ba-da-da.

Ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da.

Ba-da-da.

There used to be
a graying tower...

- [laughter, all sing along]
- ...alone on the sea.

You became the light.

On the dark side of me.

Love remained...

May I have this dance?

Oh. Uh...

[chuckles softly]
You know what?

I... I think my dancing days
might be behind me.

Go ahead. Have fun.

It looks like Javi
needs a partner.

Be seen.

Baby, I compare you
to a kiss.

- Come on.
- From a rose on the gray.

Ooh, the more I get of you.

The stranger it feels, yeah.

And now that your rose
is in bloom.

A light hits the gloom
on the gray.

Ba-da-da, da-da-da-da-da...

You want to get out of here?
I have real booze.

Oh, my God, yes.

So, is this what a high school
dance feels like?

It's weirdly not that far off.

Why, you've never been to one?

Never seemed like it
would be much fun.

Mm. And is this making you
rethink that stance?

- Mm, not exactly.
- [chuckles]

Isn't this, like,
every guy's dream?

Being stranded with
a bunch of babes?

You ever feel like your
humility holds you back?

What? I said babes...
[chuckles]

...been kissed by a rose
on the gray...

You want to, uh, go for a walk?

Um... sure.

And now that your rose is
in bloom.

A light hits the
gloom on the gray.

You really read them years ago?

What happened out there,
you know, after that crash...

[sighs]

That was...

Yeah. I know.

You could've talked to me
about that, you know.

For a long time, I thought
maybe you might, but...

It's not exactly
an easy topic to bring up.

You guys were so young.

You were traumatized.

All this time...

you knew everything?

And even now, after
what just happened.

And I...

You...

Shauna.

Of course I still love you.

Okay.

[sighs]

I'll be home soon.

[phone ringing]

Shauna?

Uh, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean you have him?

Where are you?

[phone chiming]

Finally.

Shauna needs us to meet her.

She found him, Nat.

[grunts]

I found it under the porch
a few weeks ago. Here.

- Oh, wow.
- [both chuckle]

- Oh...
- [chuckles]

[sighs]

This is gonna sound weird,

but I haven't really wanted it.

Well, in that case...

[chuckles]

How much longer are
you gonna keep up

this secret boyfriend act?

[chuckles]

Oh, God.

Speaking of boyfriends,

what is going on
with you and Travis?

It's pretty obvious
that he wanted me to be

a completely
different kind of girl.

You know what? It...

[clears throat]

[exhales sharply]
Fuck.

I think Misty
poisoned me again.

I think she poisoned all of us.

But at least I don't think
you can...

die from shrooms.

You mean, like, shrooms shrooms?

Buckle in.

[girls giggling]

[laughter]

[Taissa]
Oh, my God. What?

[Van] [laughing]
No, no. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You look like a tree.

- [Haunting music]
- [laughs]

[Van]
Like a really hot tree.

Guys, doesn't Tai look
like a tree right now?

[laughter]

She kind of does.

Or do the trees look
like Taissa?

[laughing]

I feel weird.

Ben. [grunting]

Shh. Do you feel that?

I think I do.

Like energy...

Coming up from the ground.

[Lottie]
Something's coming.

[gasping]

What's wrong?

It... it moved.

You guys... something's
happening.

No. Something's coming.

We won't be hungry much longer.

[chuckles softly]

Still kind of creepy up here.

[chuckles]
I was gonna say romantic.

Wait. What are you doing?

[chuckles softly]
What do you think we're doing?

You don't want to?

Want to, uh...?

[scoffs]
Make a pillow fort.

What else?

- But I'm...
- What?

What about Natalie?

What about her?

I think, um...

I think
I'm in love with her.

[laughs]
Oh, my God.

You are so sweet.

You are so sweet
and naive and dumb.

Um... I-I...

Yeah, Travis, dumb.
It-it's fine.

I used to be dumb, too.
I used to actually think

it mattered who your first was.

I used to think
a lot of shit mattered.

I barely slept
the night before we left

because I cared that much
about a fucking soccer game.

[chuckles]

Shauna was fucking Jeff.

My best friend was having sex

with my boyfriend
behind my back.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

It's funny, I used to pretend
I didn't know

if I loved Jeff,
when the truth is,

I didn't even like him
that much.

And I was so mad at Shauna,

but now I realize she's right.

Friendship doesn't matter.

Love doesn't matter.

They're just things
that we use to pretend

we aren't gonna end up
like dead cabin guy;

Like rotted-out husks
in some bullshit attic.

But of course
that's how it ends.

That's all we are
the whole time.

It doesn't matter.

We're just shells
with nothing inside.

I'm not asking again.

The choice is yours.

- [Hypnotic music]
- Ben?

Ben?!

Where is everyone?

Nat and Coach are friends?

Misty won't like that.

But she's gone.

And what about Jackie?

Or Travis?

They left.

[Taissa] Together?
That's so Jackie.

That's very Jackie.

She's not doing anything wrong.

But what are they doing?

We should find them.

Wait, why?

He doesn't belong to her.

- [Van] Wait. Lott...
- [Dramatic music]

[Eerie, dramatic music]

[Soft, gentle music]

[soft grunt]

[breathing heavily]
A little slower.

- Mm.
- [panting softly]

Like that.

- [laughter]
- [Dramatic music]

[panting]

[animal howling]

- Listen.
- [howling continues]

[screaming]

[cawing]

[all crying out]

[Suspenseful music]

[breathing heavily, moaning]

Ah. Oh... Oh...

[panting]

[howling]

[barking]

[howls]

So that was sex.

[Gentle music]

Uh... Travis?

Look, I didn't mean...

It-it, it was nice.

We disappeared, though, right?

What?

But... where are we?

[scoffs]

Am I even here?

- Travis...
- [crying out in distance]

- What the f...
- [whooping, howling]

Get-get dressed. Come on.

What were you guys
doing up there?

None of your business.

What did
you tell them, Shauna?

Nothing.

Why would you do this
to Natalie?

- We didn't. I, um...
- They did.

- Look. Look.
- What... Hey. Lottie, stop.

- What did you do?
- Stop that!

Travis, do something!

None of us are here,
though, are we?

What the fuck is wrong
with you?

[Intriguing music]

What, you're just gonna
stand there?

[chuckles]

Shauna. Hey! Stop!
Stop it! Stop!

- What...
- [panting]

You took something that
doesn't belong to you.

Oh, what, like the fucking
spirits give a shit

that Nat called dibs on Travis?

This has nothing
to do with her.

Okay. Hey, get off!
You fucking psycho!

Don't you understand?

You don't matter anymore.

What? Hey!

No.

Lottie! Fuck! Fuck!

[Disorienting music]

[all breathing heavily]

[chuckles softly]

- Wait.
- [breathing heavily]

Whoa, whoa.

[laughter]

Wait. No, don't. Stop.

Hey, no, stop.

- Stop.
- [chuckles]

The stag.
We have to catch it!

Shauna.

Run.

[Suspenseful music]

[breathing heavily, moaning]

Please. I need to see you.

Okay.

[panting]

[Taissa exhales]

You are so fucking beautiful.

[laughs]

We're about to starve to death
in the wilderness,

and I'm sitting here
crying about a boy.

[crying]
That's so fucking stupid.

No. It's not.

It's not stupid,
it's-it's true.

It's love.
It's...

Holy shit.

It's everything.

Natalie, love is
everything.

It's... it's the whole reason
that we're here.

You have to go.

You have to go
and find Travis.

Find Travis
and tell him how you feel.

It can save us all.

- Go.
- [soft laugh]

I heard everything,
and you're right.

- Jesus.
- You're so right.

Misty, what are you doing?

[Misty]
Don't fight it.

There is nothing to be
ashamed of.

Love is the reason
that we're here. Mm.

Oh, Misty, just stop!

I don't love you. I love Paul!

What?
Who's Paul?

He's my boyfriend, Misty.
I'm gay.

Yeah, that's right,
you heard me. Gay.

I'm gay, gay, gay.

[laughs softly]

Did you hear that, Mom?

Dad? God?

All my furry forest friends?
I'm gay.

[Atmospheric music]

Help!

Help!

[banging on wall]

Help!

Help!

[banging on door]

[screaming]

[crying out, growling]

[Intense music]

[whooping]

[distorted cries]

- [fire crackling]
- [Taissa] Is he okay? Is he...

[Tense music]

Stop fighting.

Lottie?

- Shh.
- [shudders]

You know what to do.

[muffled grunting]

It's okay.
It wants us to.

What the fuck?! Stop!

- Move.
- [grunting, coughing]

J-Jackie, I...

[Jackie]
Nat! The knife!

[breathing heavily]

Oh. Are you okay?

I'm fine.

- [gasps]
- It's in all of us, you know.

Even him. Even you.

That's enough of your weird

- fucking bullshit, Lottie.
- [Lottie giggling]

Haven't you done enough?

[laughing]

[Lottie continues laughing]

[whispers]
Shh. Come in.

[Taissa]
Is this his apartment?

[gasps]

[Taissa] Oh, my God, Shauna.
You killed him.

Who is he?

I met him a few months ago.

We got into a car accident,

and then we started...
sleeping with each other.

Oh, my God.
This is your boyfriend?

You were seeing somebody
around the time that all of us

were getting blackmailed,

and you didn't think
to mention it?

I'm telling you now.

W... When he's dead.

When he can't
fucking mumble a word to us.

What the fuck, Shauna?

Jesus Christ, are you
even sure he did it?

Well, um...

he went out to get
us coffee this morning,

and when he was gone,
I found this in his closet.

He came back and he saw me
with it, and, you know,

he realized that I must know
what he did,

so he attacked me.

And I, um, you know,
I had no choice.

Where's my money?

Where's your money, Natalie?
I'm not sure.

Maybe he booked
a cruise with it.

Uh, it's not here.

But the burner phone with
the texts from you guys, it's...

How did he know anything
about the symbol?

Well, um...
[clears throat]

...he also had these.

What the fuck is that?

[sighs] They're my journals
from the wilderness.

I-I couldn't get rid of them.

I-I've been really careful.

They were in a safe
in my closet.

But he must have
broken into it sometime

pretty soon after we started
seeing each other.

Holy shit, Shauna. You let
this guy in your house?

Can you try to be
a little less judgmental?

I already feel
stupid enough as it is.

You really think this is
the guy who killed Travis?

I-I don't know.

[Taissa] Oh, my God.
Don't touch a dead body.

- Oh, Natalie. Ew.
- Natalie, don't do that.

I can't believe
you killed him, Shauna.

Now we're not gonna
know anything.

Well, you were gonna shoot him
at the warehouse.

Okay, which, recall,
we told her not to do.

I wouldn't have fucking
killed him.

I would've just hit
his knees.

He was lying to me.

He was going to hurt me.

I thought that he loved me.

I trusted him.
[inhales sharply]

Well, I needed answers!

So, fuck, Shauna!

So, now what?

Well, obviously,
we can't leave him here.

Well, we can't exactly
Weekend at Bernie's him

out the door, either.

Getting rid of the body isn't
our only problem, Shauna.

Your fucking DNA is all over
this place.

Your fucking texts
are in his cloud.

God. The police are not gonna
have to dig deep to find you.

- Yeah, no shit.
- [Taissa] Oh...

You're a lawyer.
What-what do we do?

I practiced land use,
not murder clean-up.

Hey.
You're all silent over there.

That's unusual.
You got any ideas?

[sighs]
Yeah. One.

Okay, you can look now.

- Wow.
- [chuckles]

You know, my whole life
I thought I was a spring,

but maybe I'm a winter.

You look amazing.

But there's gonna be a lot
of cameras there.

It's not too soon to start
crafting your image.

Do you think you have
a lipstick color that's

a little more...
innocent librarian?

[exhales]
Gosh.

That's really smart.
[chuckles]

I'm so glad I kidnapped you
before the reunion.

[both laugh]

When do you think I can meet
with the ghostwriter?

I can make some calls.

You're gonna need a PR team.

I know the folks
who worked on that

sex slave pyramid scheme.

Compared to that, this is gonna
be a piece of cake.

- You really think so?
- 'Course.

I mean...

so you guys ate each other.

I mean,
that is what happened, right?

My point is that
they're not gonna blame you.

They're gonna feel sorry
for you,

just like they did with those
guys who crashed in the Andes.

You were just trying to survive.

And you know who they're
gonna sympathize with the most?

The first person to break
the 25-year silence.

[sighs]

"I just couldn't live with it
a minute longer."

You needed to unburden
your soul.

"No one should have to go
through what we went through,

and...
[sighs]

And we were just kids.

I mean, innocents.

And, of course, when we
came back, we couldn't get help.

We couldn't betray the team.

But it's time to face the truth,

no matter how much it hurts,

so that everyone
can begin to heal."

Wow.

You are gonna be so good.

[laughing]

- [doorbell rings]
- Oh.

Would you excuse me
for a minute?

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

Tense vocalizing.

Wow. You look pretty.

You can save the flattery.

I have nothing to say to you.

Why did you open the door, then?

Because I just had to say that.

Okay.

Well...

I'm sorry.

Are you making fun of me?

- No.
- But you never say you're sorry.

I know.

So why are you apologizing?

Because...

I need you.

You need me?

Like you need a ride home?

Or you need me
to get a hacker to help you...

No.

Well, yeah, kind of.

No. I mean, that's not the only
reason I would come here.

- Okay.
- I've been...

...an asshole.

I've been mean,

and you don't deserve that.

You've been here for me

in a way that, uh, no one has.

You've been a real friend.

So...

I...

I'm sorry, and you're
just really good at things.

That's kind of you to say.

What did you need my help with?

Well, Citizen Detective,

we need you
to get rid of a body.

[soft chuckle]

[Energetic music, vocalizing]