Xena: Warrior Princess (1995–2001): Season 2, Episode 14 - A Necessary Evil - full transcript

Velasca makes herself a god with ambrosia and seeks vengeance on Gabrielle.

This belongs to you.

Melosa would want you
to have it.

I'll take it on one condition...
I only hold it while you're gone.

By amazon law,
you're still the queen.

Queen Gabrielle...

Does an Amazon Queen beat
a Warrior Princess?

Do you really wanna find out?

All right.

Just don't expect me to show up
at any parades or anything.

Amazons don't have parades.

-That was a joke.
-I know.



Velasca!

She's alive!

You're all fools!

That mask was mine!

By rights of the amazon,
that mask was mine!

Hello, Gabrielle.

Thought I was dead, didn't you?

I don't know how you survived
that fall, Velasca...

...But you're hurt.
You need help.

I have all the help I need
right here.

Ambrosia...

A gift from the gods...

...to make a god.

Go! Everyone! Spread out!



You!
Gabrielle!

Gabrielle, down!

Amazons!

Attack!

No!

Come on.

Amazons, run!

I want Gabrielle!
Where is she?

Go on. Head for the caves.
We'll follow as soon as we can.

Call a retreat.

Now, or there'll be nothing left.

Come on, this way.

Now, while she's weak.

Oh, no, you don't, Ephiny.

I have a special place
in my heart for you, too!

You can't hide from me,
Gabrielle!

You can't hide from a god!

In the time of ancient gods...,

warlords

and kings,

a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.

She was Xena.

A mighty princess

forged in the heat of battle.

The power.

The passion.

The danger.

Her courage will change the world.

XENA - WARRIOR PRINCESS

Gabrielle...

Most of us can still walk.

But I can't leave
the wounded here.

We wanna fight. Send us back.
We can take Velasca.

No...

She can't be killed.
She's an immortal.

Send the wounded over to Tyldus
and the centaurs. He'll take care of them.

And make sure that they tell him
to stay where he is.

Velasca's not after him yet.

No, she's after me.

It's ok.
I'm all right with that.

Yeah, we can't just hide.
We have to do something.

Yes...

I need as many amazons as possible
to delay her.

Don't get anyone killed,
just slow her down.

-Gabrielle and I need time.
-Shouldn't be a problem.

I think I'm high
on her list of things to do.

Xena...

That arm's dislocated.

Ah, yeah.

All better now.

-See?
-Yeah.

-You all right?
-Yeah, yeah.

You know... Ephiny may be high
on the list but I'm on top.

I've never been a target before.

I mean, I've never been hunted.

Xena, what are we gonna do...
against a god?

Well, we need some help,
that's for sure.

And to fight an immortal,
I need an immortal.

Do you know
where you can find one?

Yes...

Yes, I do.

No, no, no.

No, no.
Relax, my furry little friend.

No, you're not dinner.

That's the boring part
about immortality.

You're never hungry.

No, you're definitely
not food.

You're my little Hercules.

Hercules trapped me
in this little resort...

...and I owe him a lot.

And I'm planning on paying him back
for his kindness.

Soon...

Soon...

So...

Run away like a good little Hercules.

Run away...
Run away...

Very soon.

This is Callisto we're talking about!

We can't free her!

There's gotta be another way, Xena.

Callisto is an immortal.
She's not a god...

...but she's as close
as we're gonna get on short notice.

What about Hercules?

We don't have time to find him.

Velasca's just learning
her powers.

Every time she uses them,
it weakens her.

But the lagtime's gonna get shorter.
Look, Gabrielle...

-I know how much this hurts you.
-No, you don't!

Every time I close my eyes,
I hear her voice!

I hear Perdicus scream.

Now I have to live with that
till the day I die.

What makes you think
that Callisto would help you?

I'll just have to talk her into it.

Velasca?

Don't be a fool, Solare.

I'm not.

Wise...

...Very wise.

Bow your head, Ephiny.

You'll have to kill me, first.

We have no argument with you,
Velasca.

Many of us believe
you should have been queen, long ago.

And now that you're a god...

...we wanna offer you
a sacrifice.

Now you're talking.

Get her!
Now!

Run!
Now!

Move it!
Run!

Very good.
You're trying to delay me.

Hercules said
that the ceiling had collapsed.

There.

I'm sure you know
what you're doing.

Now, pull the rope up
after me.

And don't drop it again
until I whistle twice.

I don't want Callisto getting out
if she doesn't agree to my offer.

Callisto...

Xena...

Oh, Xena...

So glad you could stop by
for a little visit.

And here I was...

Afraid I'd never get
to torture you again.

As you can see, I've been keeping busy.

Scarred by fire,
entombed for eternity.

You'll... You'll forgive me if I'm not
exactly at my peak...

Won't you?

Callisto, I didn't come here for this.

Well, then...

You shouldn't have come
at all.

You may be immortal,
but I can still do damage.

How'd you like to spend eternity
in five pieces?

Oh, Xena, how I've missed you.

Ok. You wanna talk?

So talk.

What little thing could you possibly say
that would have any interest to me?

Ambrosia.

I know someone who has it.

So you help me fight them...

...and you get a shot at it.

Xena?

Here.

Such a pretty day for a blood bath.

Xena...

Are you all right?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

Oh, me too,
thanks for asking.

Oh, but then, you've never really
cared for me, have you?

You're here.
It wasn't my idea.

Oh, no, no, of course not.

How've you been?

Any new husbands
since the last one I killed?

I knew there had to be some reason
you liked her.

That was good...

...But you know the problem,
don't you?

I'm immortal.

You can't kill me.

You can't even hurt me.
Oh, but you want to, don't you?

Here, let me help.

See?
No blood.

Immortals don't bleed.
And we heal fast.

Oh, but not in pieces.

You're a laugh a minute.
Let's go.

Not until we make
a wee little stop.

The amazons won't stop her long.
Velasca will catch up to us.

We don't have time for this,
Callisto.

The longer we wait,
the more powerful she becomes.

Don't you argue with me!

You want my help?

It won't take but a minute.

My name is Xena.

Some call me the Warrior Princess.

Some call me murderer.

Many years ago,
there was a village called Cirra.

It was a village just like yours.

Small and prosperous,
full of life.

Until a day
that my army came.

Until the day that I came...,

...destroyed it.

Under my orders, my men,
they sacked the village...

...Burned the houses...

...and killed every living thing.

Everything was destroyed...

...including the soul
of one young, innocent girl...

...who will never be able to reclaim
her childhood...

...and will never know
what the Fates had planned for her...

...if not for me.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.
For the hunt.

A dinar donation for the goddess,
Artemis.

What do you care of Artemis?
She's the goddess of the amazons.

Hey, what are you doing?

I don't need you.

But you...

...Remember what you see here.

Remember that you met Velasca,
the god of chaos.

Remember what she did and said
in the temple of the amazon goddess.

Artemis, you fake!

Where were you
when our nation died?

Where were you
when the many amazon tribes...

...were scattered and destroyed?

Where were you
when the word "amazon"...

...became a joke
told by old men in taverns?

I was once your subject.

Now I'm your equal.
And your enemy!

He wouldn't have told it right, anyway.

This is it.

Ah, it's not bad.

Velasca's lightning bolts
won't do much damage here.

Xena...

Those rocks look like
they're about to fall.

I'm counting on it.

And just how long am I supposed
to be fighting this woman for?

Get her beneath the rockledge.
I'll do the rest.

And then it's you and me
and the ambrosia.

I just had a marvelous idea.

Why don't you and I both eat it? That way,
we could be fighting each other for eternity.

Let's just deal with Velasca.
Shall we?

First things first.

-Now?
-Not yet.

Three hearbeats...

Xena and Gabrielle have a friend.

I know where you are, Gabrielle.

Your heart just started
beating faster.

I'll quiet it down, soon enough.

It's now or never.

It just might be both... for you.

What is she doing?

She just switched sides.

Hello, Velasca.

My, you're looking well.

I'm Callisto.

You want Gabrielle.
I want Xena.

I think we have something in common.

And who are you?

I'm insulted.

Xena, your little playmate
doesn't know who I am.

She doesn't like to talk about me.

Now, before you start going crazy
and blowing things up...

...I think you should hear
what I have to say.

In fact, I'm your only friend
right now.

I don't need or want friends.

Another thing we have in common.

You must have a death wish.

You know, it's funny. I think I do.

We'll only get one shot at it.

What are you going to do?

I'm gonna break up their little party.

Take her Callisto,
now's your chance!

Stop it! They're trying to drain you!
It's just a trick!

Velasca!

I told you! They're trying to trick you!

Gabrielle!

You can't keep this up forever, Xena.
I can.

It's not gonna take forever.

Too late.

Goodbye, Xena.

You don't just kill me
and walk away.

Gabrielle, now!

Is that it?
Is it over?

No, that sidetrip to the village
cost us.

She's grown too strong.
That won't hold her.

We've got some time
before she works her way out.

Let's go.

You're not gonna get the ambrosia
this time, Callisto.

Patience is a virtue.

Can I ask you something?

All right... We both know
how much I love chit-chat.

When we were at the village,
and Xena was talking about Cirra...

...Did you feel anything?

My goodness, are you trying
to figure me out?

I'm flattered.

Answer me...

...Or are you afraid?

Let's play a game, shall we?

I'll answer your question
if you answer mine.

All right.

What did I feel when Xena
confessed her crimes...

Well, the problem is, Gabrielle,
I never feel anything.

I mean, bits and pieces, here and there,
but nothing solid.

Think back to when you were a little girl...

...and all you knew...

...was your mother...

...and your sister.

And all of your faith revolved them.

Now kill them.

My turn.

What?

When I sliced open your husband,
how long did it take him to die?

There's a path out of the mountains...

What's wrong with her?

We played a game of truth or dare,
and she's not very good at it.

I know where to make a stand.

We have to draw Velasca there.

You gonna trust me? You haven't even
mentioned my little betrayal.

I can trust you because
you're after the ambrosia.

And as for your betrayal,
it was hardly unexpected.

So you knew I would turn.
And you knew what to do.

And now I know that you and Velasca
are enemies.

All right...

So how do we take care of her, then?

Just beyond the mountains
there's a canyon...

There are some ruins in it.
And just beyond that, a lava pit.

That's our best bet.

Well, the ruins will confine her powers.

And the goal is to get her
into the lava pit.

It's brilliant.

Without falling in ourselves.

But you're forgetting
one very important element.

My ambrosia.

Oh, I haven't forgotten that.

Good.

So I suppose I'm supposed
to wear her down again.

No, no.
She's grown too strong.

We have
to lure her there.

Well, we have perfect bait for that.

It's your precious little Gabrielle
she wants.

I know.

You have a huge start on me, Gabrielle.

Then again, I am a god.

Oh, it's a lovely spot.
Looks a little like home, remember?

Either way, it ends here.
Let's get to high ground.

Now, do we stake Gabrielle out
like the sacrificial lamb she is...

...or are we to trust
that she won't be running?

I'm not going anywhere, Callisto.

Like Xena said, it ends here.

Oh, no, it doesn't.
Because once Velasca's gone...,

...you still have me to deal with.

And by then, I'll have my ambrosia.

But I know you too well.

You probably have something figured out
for that too now, don't you..., dear?

Right now the plan is just to deal
with Velasca and stay alive in the process.

Speak for yourself.

Staying alive isn't something
that concerns me anymore.

Gabrielle!

Just hold on!

Gabrielle! Gabrielle!

Xena!

Gabrielle!

Gabrielle!

Don't let go!
I'm coming!

Hold on to me!

Gabrielle?

You may have made a run of it as queen,
but this is the end.

Xena!

Dive for cover!

Callisto, stay down.

Where's that lava pit
you want me to dump her in?

-I'm looking forward to this.
-It's on the other side of the ruins.

There's a rope bridge over it.
We need to get her there.

Well, that should be easy enough.
She's after the brat.

Where she goes, Velasca goes.
And that leaves me free to get behind her...,

...wish me luck.

Not that you would.
Ah, and Xena...

The next time we meet,
I'll be a god.

She's right, you know.

I'm the bait.

If it means getting on
that rope bridge...

Sacrificing you is not part of the plan.
Not even close.

And it's not just Velasca we need
to get on that bridge, it's Callisto as well.

If I'm right,
they'll be so busy fighting one another...

...that they won't notice me
cutting the ropes.

Let's do it.

The other side, hurry!

There you are, Gabrielle.

Go away.

Now...

Here we are at last, face-to-face.

Do you fear me, Gabrielle?

Yes.

I don't wanna die.

Well, at least you admit it.

Strange, but I don't really
wanna kill you.

Go with it.

I'm going to kill you all right.

There's just this part of me
that respects you...

...because you did me a huge favor.

The amazon nation is dead.

I've been trying to revive a corpse.
But now as a god...

...I can make the world
into whatever I choose.

And now it's time for you to die.

Oh, it's too easy to kill you as a god...

...and not half as satisfying
as doing it the old-fashioned way.

Tell Hades,
I'll be dropping by soon.

Give me my ambrosia!

Give it to me.

Give me that!

Ah, she's gotta go.

Gabrielle... Gabrielle?

Give it to me.

Give it to me!

Gabrielle!

Give it to her.

Here comes trouble.

Hold on, Gabrielle!

I can't hold on!

Hurry!

Just do it!
Cut the rope!

Hold on!

Do it!

Xena, I can't hold on!

Gabrielle?

Xena...

Don't take your eyes off me.

Hurry!

I got'cha! I got'cha!

With the bridge out,
we'll have to take the long way out of here.

But it's all right, we have time now.

How long will it hold them?

For eternity, I hope.

Xena...

Do you think that, deep down,
Callisto feels sorry for the things that she's done?

No!

I do.

I have to
or I can't forgive her.

And if I can't forgive her,
I can't move on.

Goodbye, Callisto.

Let's go.

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