Wynonna Earp (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 12 - I Hope You Dance - full transcript

Previously on Wynonna Earp.

The universe has
never given me a choice

about whether I wanted to
be the heir or a mother.

- Doc might not be the dad.
- Then who is?

- You don't have sex with a revenant.
- I'm your kid's father.

My DNA test. I'm not a child, Nicole!

From the look on your face,
I'm not an Earp either.

The Order, they call it a weapon.

- Wynonna...
- I know how to get her back!

- Who?!
- Wynonna!

(Bobo): I will not and
cannot go back to Hell.



Old Clootie has the power
to make sure I never do.

They broke it. Now we're all
gonna buy it. Not now. Please! Oh...

- (Eerie music)
- Bobo Del Rey!

You do not get to do this.

You do not get to win!

Move her, or I will.

I mean it! Stand
down, you shit strumpets.

And you. That is a woman's coat!

Ouch. New, gay Waverly's

a little judgey, though I
like the new sass... and how

- you betrayed your sister.
- You won't hurt me.

I won't help you, either.

Giving a shit

about you has only caused me pain.



No one said parenthood was easy.

It's time to grow up,

little girl.

- (Waverly gasping)
- No more

growing up for Waverly.

- She's cooked.
- (gunfire)

- Wynonna!
- All I smell is fried bride.

Oh, look, sister! An
Earp-a-tizer for both of us.

- Robert Svane.
- Gestating Bitch.

Not so into angels anymore then, Bobo?

Let's just say, I got sick
of betting on the losing team.

Why are you back?

How many times do I have
to put you in the ground?

- (gunshot reverberating)
- Your bullets are useless

against us. The third seal

is broken. He's risen. (giggling)

(screaming)

(discordant music)

♪ ♪

(roaring)

♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I've got to give ♪

♪ And no, that ain't no way to live ♪

♪ I told that devil ♪

♪ To take you back ♪

♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪

Oh, my God! Is the baby
OK? Please, please tell me

- you're OK! Hey, hey, hey.
- I forgot he could do that.

(Waverly sighing)

Any chance you forgot what I did?

(Wynonna sighing)

I also blew up Nicole,
Jeremy and our barn,

just to bring you back.

That's sweet.

When this is done, I'm gonna
shove grass down your pants,

just to watch you squirm. But...

for now, come here.

Missed you.

How is Bobo resurrected?

Oh, during the vision
quest, I kinda died.

- What?!
- Yeah.

I'm still the Earp heir.

Yeah... and our only hope.

So, what do we do first?

Make sure John Henry
Holliday is not dead.

(dramatic music)

(unzipping)

(gasping)

Latex?

What?

Wynonna.

♪ ♪

(birds chirping)

- Wynonna! Waverly!
- Dolls!

- (both): Hey!
- Is she back? Is she...

- Oh, I am so glad to see you morons!

Uh... thank you?

Any idea where you disappeared to?

The last thing I remember I was with you,

holding that plate. And
then next thing I know,

I'm in a ditch. Story of
my life. What about you?

- I woke up in a body bag.
- And they say you don't know

how to party. What about Doc?

Probably in a similar
situation. Because I killed him.

Jesus... How the hell
did you guys make it?

It's kind of a... fog
between what happened

and what didn't happen.
Un-happened? I don't know.

Well, I wish I could make
everything I did... un-happen.

Hey. Then Nicole wouldn't be here.

OK. It's settled. everyone stops dying.

Or... tries really hard not to,

now that...

this third seal is broken.

- (both): What!?
- Bobo's back,

and he's hangin' with
Widow Beth and Mercedes.

He crushed the seal,

aka Doc's ring, and made the earth cry.

Oh, yeah. We heard it.
Like Godzilla if he stepped

- on a Lego.
- Yeah. That was the sound

of the demon Clootie waking.
Guys, I really buggered this up.

Flush it out. No more guilt.

No more secrets. We don't
have time for feelings.

We need a plan. And we need it fast,

'cause this sucker's
comin' out my vagina.

Yeah, my vagina, Jeremy.

Any minute. So...

Speaking of flushing,
anyone need to pee?

- No.
- No? No one?

OK, just me. Be right back. (groaning)

(birds chirping)

- (Bobo sighing)
- After you, ladies.

He can't be here.

- This isn't consecrated ground!
- Oh, but it is...

to the Assiniboine.

All of this.

You moved his coffin to an old mine?

- It got in the way of the dig.
- Right.

For Constance's sons. She told us

of your failures. And then pop!

Off went her head.

(Beth): Her death was deserved.

But our husband lives! And two wives

are better than none.

We must tend to him
with the vigor of three.

Sure.

- (door creaking)
- (Bobo snarling)

(dripping water)

♪ ♪

Bless the sands, it's truly him!

Let's just hope Old
Sheriff Clootie is in the mood

for bargaining.

(Beth): Needless to say,

if you betray us, he'll
see you rot in Hell forever.

Lady...

he's my only hope not to.

- (match being struck)
- Guard him with your life,

and he will surely spare
you that fate again.

Then let's dig him up.

♪ ♪

(rising dramatic music)

You sure this'll work?

Hell no.

Which is exactly why it might.

It's Wynonna logic. Don't question.

It's not just that.

Watch.

(metallic humming)

See? It's like they know each other!

- Whoa.
- Gun and plate, sittin' in a tree.

- Oh, boy.
- It's our only shot.

Jeremy, figure out where Bobo

and the Widows were going.
My bet's on Clootie's tomb.

Yay, off to the maps! Again!

- Dolls.
- Yeah?

Find Doc. He needs to be here.

- And try not to kill him again.
- You know I can't promise that.

Well, I promised I
wouldn't break it without him.

This ring kept him
ageless, and now he...

What if he's...

Hey, he's not.

I'd feel it in my groin.

I feel like just for that,
I get to say "vagina" again.

- Mhm.
- I'll find him.

And I'll go deal with this.

Then I'm coming with.

Especially with the
due date being, like...

well, as far as anyone can guess...

Now-ish, I'm not letting
you out of my sight.

Well...

when this goes down, you're gonna see

a lot more than you bargained for.

Haught?

Yeah, I remember. I got you, Earp.

Wait... What happened
to flushing our secrets?

Ooh.

(rocks clattering)

♪ ♪

(grunting)

(snarling)

He feels a little light.

Oh... Let thee rise.

(Beth sighing)

Oh... What happened, my master?

Over 100 years underground,

- that's what happened.
- He's weak.

Feed...

Pure...

Nourishment.

The Heir.

(Clootie whispering)

- Wynonna Earp?
- He's suggesting

we feed him her baby, dipshit.

- (Clootie whispering)
- Yes. Yes!

A most powerful cure

for what ails you. You
shall have it, my darling.

Warm... fresh,

straight out of the oven. Your wives

will provide.

Sister, we did it. Despite
all of our differences,

we fulfilled our purpose.

We saved our husband.

And now, we shall serve him

- for all of eternity.
- Actually...

I want a separation.

- (Clootie screaming)
- What have you done?!

Chopped my way into the 21st century.

The world has changed.

Hell, look at Wynonna Earp.

She is 10 times the
gunslinger Wyatt ever was

and he put Bulshar in the ground!

- I want that ring!
- You were always

a fraud. You never believed!

I should have killed you
when I had the chance.

Left you to rot in that box!

Oh... Your rotten box

can wait on him for eternity.

(hissing)

Mercedes!

Shh!

What's that sound?

You sisters are wild.

You know, Constance liked to trap people

in stone and darkness, too.

Clever girl.

- (explosion)
- No!

(triumphant music)

♪ ♪

Who's rising now?

♪ ♪

- (gasping)
- Witches get stitches.

Especially... if they wish you

and your unborn child into oblivion.

Super rude.

OK, look. I... I learned my lesson.

I'll never trouble you Earps again.

You look like Mattie,
but you're nothing like her.

The best part of me died with my sister.

I... I thought it was your fault.

Your sister is the only reason
I'm not going to punch you

in the jugs. That...

and I plan to exploit you.

Yeah? And what can I do?

The third seal's already been broken.

The Shadow Lord stirs and his
wives grow even more powerful.

My family still remembers
the last time he ruled.

So does ours. We get nasty
demonic reminders,

try to kill us on the regs.

Clootie isn't invincible.
Wyatt defeated him once...

Defeated? No. Delayed?

Maybe. And look at the cost.

Even that gun isn't enough.

How 'bout some stylish dinnerware?

Where did you get that?

- I lost a hand for it.
- Mhm.

And I bit the big one.
Short version: It's a weapon.

Legend has it your grand-father Edwin

ascertained that it was only a shield.

Well, we don't need a shield.

We need a friggin' missile.

Holliday?

Whatever you're looking
for, you're not gonna

find it in that well. Doc. Henry.

Hey! Hey! Doc, look.
Look. Look. It's OK.

Everything is back to normal.

Normal.

That's what I am now, I suppose.

(soft piano music)

Mortal.

I can feel it in my bones.

In my lungs.

(inhaling sharply) The burning.

Your ring was broken,
but not by Wynonna.

It does not matter who did it!

I've seen my future...

my great, heroic ending.

We shot each other, but now we're alive.

And if it's an apology that
you're looking for, then I'm sorry.

But Wynonna's back.

We all are, and that
is thanks to you, Doc.

Did you see her?

Not a scratch.

Still pregnant... and still
itching to shoot something.

The Widows...

Bobo.

Bobo has returned? From Hell?

Doc... the Earp heir needs our help.

And here I was...

hoping to remain not dead

for a few more hours.

You OK?

- Mhm.
- I should have trusted you.

- I'm... I know...
- I'm terrified,

'cause my sister, who's
supposed to be the smart,

moral one royally screwed us?

Though I suppose it was
for someone you love.

- Nicole's married.
- To a dude?!

No, a gorgeous lady doctor.

OK, well...

I have eyes, Waverly. Nicole loves you.

And I'm not your sister.

The DNA test confirmed...

Wynonna, I'm not an Earp.

- Like hell you're not.
- (door closing)

Well, you were right.

Made from the same metal as Peacemaker.

Good news is, it also
had traces of ammolite,

- which is the mineral that protects your land.
- The bad news?

(fire crackling)

Well, I guess it was a side plate.

It's enough.

I know you're bad at math,
but there are two widows.

It's not for them. It's
for their asshole husband.

Cut the head off an eel

and his parasites
shrivel up and die, too.

And I end the curse, once and for all.

(electronic music)

♪ ♪

And now...

I have to pee again.

(breathing heavily)

Ooh.

Oh, I haven't felt this off

since the 2005 Chili Cook Off debacle.

Wynonna... I don't think that's chili.

My previous conjectures
about holy sites aren't

even a thing anymore.
Bobo Del Rey's involvement

- is harshing up my whole system!
- Yeah, and

- you haven't even met him yet.
- I'm so OK with that.

I can't wait to meet the Pod, though.

- What?
- That's my codename

for baby Earp. I'm gonna
teach it how to rap.

Why'd you stay, Jeremy?
After Black Badge dissolved?

Wait. Wait. Uh... There
are two sites where Bobo had

constant security. One, the
shack where he was holding

- Constance's sons' bones...
- And the other?

A condemned gold mine
in the foothills.

OK, yeah. Hey. You're...
you're pretty smart.

Oh, I know. And, um...

I stay because I don't fit in here,

but none of you ask me to. I'm...

- I'm allowed to be me.
- You're part of the family.

And being part of the family means...

dealing with terrifying forces of evil!

Where is the Earp
wench? I want my weapon.

- Why don't you eat mine.
- Looks like you're

- shit out of luck.
- Hardly.

I just found me some bait.

(hissing)

- You drove my car?
- Yeah, and I changed

- your station settings, too.
- (phone ringing)

Man, we gotta talk about
your Adele obsession.

Waverly?

Doc! We're headed to the
Homestead. We have a code

- Pot of Gold! Repeat. Pot. Of. Gold.
- Dolls! Baby's coming.

You take Charlene.

- Whoa, OK! Yeah!
- I know a shortcut.

Alright, listen. I'll get Dr. Navalar.
You go to Wynonna,

and I'll bring her to the Homestead, OK?

Oh! Hey, Holliday!

Whatever wrong you did in
the past, some people say...

a baby's their immortality.

You touch my radio
again, and I will gut you.

Alright.

(dramatic music)

Ahh! Cheesus coconuts!

Why isn't there an app for this?

OK! You're doing
great. We're almost there.

Oh, shit!

(tires screeching)

(dramatic music)

Wynonna Earp.

- Time to meet destiny.
- Better not be

a nickname for your beav,
'cause I'm not in the mood.

I've come for my weapon.
You will not deny me.

- I might.
- The Demon Lord is awake,

but he has not risen. I've come

for the final piece of the puzzle,

and I am not talking
about that useless gun.

Yeah, about that. Your stupid plate

was tacky as shit, so I
melted it down, into one

sexy, ammolite-laced bullet.
Let them go,

or I punch a hole into your

no longer rotting,
but still stolen, face.

You might wanna cool
that itchy trigger finger.

I'm a bit hurt that I wasn't
invited to the party.

Also that you tried to blow me up.

Hear this, Wynonna Earp.

The weapon I seek
isn't that awful plate.

It is you. And I intend to use it.

Just so everyone's clear,
I'm my own damn weapon.

And I'm about to unleash all this shit.

One bullet, two of us.

And then, there's my husband. But I can

- help you find the right path.
- You got some nerve,

trying to negotiate with me. You're
still wearing my friend's face!

And Bulshar's ring. Meaning...

I can destroy the rest of your friends

before your next breath, which seems

to be quite... labored.

- Bulshar.
- My husband's

true name, fires-given.

- Sorry I'm late.
- (sighing)

- I kinda died.
- Who didn't?

Enough! Use the bullet on Beth

and we'll take Bulshar down together.

Shoot Mercedes

or I kill your sister.

Do you know what she
wants? To feed your newborn

to our husband. Join me,

and we'll destroy him
together... or I'll let her.

Do not make the mistake of threatening

- my child.
- That doesn't work on us.

Maybe I should just take the prize

- you are fighting for.
- Wynonna, what is he doing?

I am the greatest
gunslinger that ever lived.

When I pull this trigger,

things die.

- Bad things.
- Mercy comes

in many forms.

You're confused.

It's not so bad, Wynonna.

Up there.

I saw Wyatt, and he is
so damn proud of you.

But I will kill us both

before I let you walk
in service to the devil.

It's a ruse.

If I die, they can't use me.

- Wynonna?!
- Two birds... one stone.

The baby's coming. You
can save it. Aim high.

- I will do my best.
- I'll take one out

- on my way down.
- Or me.

I am so very tired, Wynonna.

- Doc, don't!
- See you on the other side.

So much bluffing, I'm
embarrassed for all of you!

(rising dramatic music)

♪ ♪

(metallic humming)

No, no, no!

(Mercedes gasping)

Oh, gross!

(ring clanging)

(gasping)

(both gasping)

(sighing)

(piano music)

I had no idea you could split a bullet.

Neither did I.

Been so long since I
actually killed something,

I forgot how happy it makes me.

Don't you two ever do that to me again!

If it's been 12 minutes
or less since your last

- contraction, you're dilating.
- You read the books?

- The Wikipedia.
- Look, guys!

We need to get her anywhere
that's not the middle

- of the frickin' street!
- (Wynonna groaning)

Come on, big mama!

Did you just call me a "big mama"?

(Wynonna groaning)

I'm supposed to be at the Homestead

where the revenants can't interfere!

OK! I'll take you back to the truck.

If you touch me, I'll bite it off!

This is all its fault anyway!

I... I have to go with her.

- And I've gotta get ready.
- What did Wynonna ask you

- to do?
- The only thing she could.

Don't be too hard on her. OK?

She's really gonna need you after.

- Yeah. OK.
- OK.

(soft instrumental music)

♪ ♪

OK. Well, what now? Back in
my day, the men just sat outside

- and smoked.
- Don't smoke, idiot.

- You're about to be a father.
- Outstanding!

Now the whole gang's here
and gonna see my destiny.

- Should we Skype in Nedley?
- OK. We... we need a doctor!

- Dolls is on it.
- OK, boys, go to the Homestead and get

- Wynonna's hospital go-bag.
- No! The demon Clootie.

Bulshar? Bullshit...
whatever his name is,

we need to know if he got out.

- I used up my... bullet.
- Rest assured, I have plenty.

- I know where the tomb is.
- You are with me.

- Always!
- Jeremy...

- Yeah?
- I'm glad you stayed

- in Purgatory.
- Then can I name the baby?

- It feels like a Phil.
- Oh, God! Here comes

another one! Get out of
here before I murder you!

Go! OK, I've been reading

- about home births.
- OK. That... that's great.

Super. Uh, can you go
lock the door, please?

- Rosita...
- I got you, Wynonna.

- I'm so sorry.
- You're sorry now...

wait until you have to push.

♪ ♪

(tires screeching)

You gotta be shittin' me right now.

Ewan, is there a reason why
you and your boys are out here

- in your Sunday best?
- Deputy Marshal,

I do believe you were
driving over the legal limit.

I don't got time for this fake
bullshit, macho stand-off

you got goin' on. I
gotta go get a doctor.

Dr. Navalar? Yes,
we've taken care of her.

What do you mean, taken care of her?

She was a good woman. A civilian!

As if you've never
dispatched of either.

- You're a hypocrite, Xavier.
- So, what?

You're gonna kill everybody
that knows about the baby?

Not just any baby: the next Earp heir.

Now, if my sources are correct,

it should be coming right...

about... now.

(suspenseful music)

Ah... motherknuckles!

- That's it! Deep breaths!
- OK, I'll get more towels.

And whiskey. All the
whiskeys. And a rum!

It hardly matters now, does it?

Oh, I'll mix up something.
Something not whiskey.

Why did I lie on the pool table? There
are multiple couches right over there!

You never were much for tradition.

And I guess our baby won't
get the chance to learn ours.

Nicole told you the plan.
It's the only chance we have

to keep it safe.
That's all that matters.

It matters that you didn't
ask me. I could've helped!

You are helping, cutie.

And I w...

I wanted to wait as long as possible

to break your heart.
Besides, we don't know if you

can even leave the Ghost
River Triangle. Cross the line.

What? How long have you known?

After my vision quest... I suspected.

Seeing Bobo...

Robert Svane, as he was...

he's your father, isn't he?

I honestly don't know anymore.
What would that make me?

- Daughter of an
asshole. Join the club.

OK? You're still you, Waverly.

- And if this baby is Jonas'...
- (Wynonna groaning)

half-revenant, then I guess...
I guess it won't be able

to get out either.

Waverly! What the hell?!

(screaming)

(gasping)

Well, that was very emotional...

- and annoying.
- Rosita!

- Don't do this, please!
- It's done. And so am I.

Done with your judgments,
your holier-than-thou attitude.

Your "I'll shoot you last, Rosita".

- I made a mistake.
- Well, so did I,

thinking an Earp would
be anything but my enemy.

- No!
- Your baby is currency,

Wynonna. The revenants,
the Order, Black Badge...

let's just say that...
there are endless men

that would kill to
get their hands on it.

- (Wynonna groaning)
- Guarantee me safe passage.

You crazy traitor bitch!

What does it matter? You're
not even keeping it anyway!

Because I care more about this
than anything else in the world!

I promise to get it out of you.

Look, I promise it will survive.

As for the mother...

(screaming)

Bobo Del Rey.

Love what you've done with your hair.

Oh...

He changed me, Doc.

The demon Clootie.

His hellfire name is Bulshar.

And... he is free.

Well, not for long.

- We killed his demon brides.
- He shall have a new bride.

Someone who's...

pure.

I pledged him my angel.

I promised him Waverly.

- (dramatic music)
- Hey, you shit ticket!

- (Grunting)
- Jeremy, no!

(grunting)

- (screaming)
- Oh, shit!

(heavy breathing)

Eight centimeters. Getting close.

Oh, good. It's fairly bad
etiquette to kill someone

after you've had your...
your fingers up their vag.

I'll be sure to embroider
that on a throw pillow

- in your memory.
- What about Doc?

He doesn't love me.

- He does, in his way
- When you disappeared,

I saw what he was without
you. Hard... cruel.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

You don't know me at all.

I know you're the type of woman
who made this about a guy.

I know you'd better be
wearing a good sports bra

'cause you're gonna have
to run so far, so fast.

I know it won't matter

'cause I'll never stop hunting you.

My revenant brethren are coming.

You should focus on, um...

concentrate on pushing.

Please... let Waverly go.

I'm not goin' anywhere.

(gun being cocked)

You wouldn't.

(gun misfiring)

You... you can't.

You're not 27, you're not the heir.

But you are my sister.

- Wynonna, I...
- Waverly Earp. Yes, Earp! You listen to me!

You are one of the good guys.

The best of us. And you are...

just as much a part of me as this baby!

Enough of this bullshit. Let me go!

You can do this!

- No! I can't!
- You have to!

(grunting)

- No! Wynonna!
- (gasping)

Hey you, asshole!

We need your help. We need you to work.

We need you to get in the God damn game!

For the record, I really liked you.

- Peacemaker!
- (Metallic humming)

- (gunshot reverberating)
- (glass shattering)

(gasping)

Good for you.

Wait, wait! Wow! Nice gun.

Ow! Make up your mind.

- Waverly! It's coming!
- What?! Now?! Hold my hand!

Nuts, he got Keith.
You're still outnumbered,

Xavier. How long do you
think you can keep this up?

I'll die before you hurt her.

You know better than anyone
what the right training can do.

- But you gotta start early.
- Shut up!

An Earp and a Holliday?
It's gonna be

a demon-fighting machine.

But not if Wynonna keeps it.

She's only gonna screw it
up. Hell, she corrupted you.

You won't live to see that baby!

Oh Xavier, you used to follow the rules.

We'll raise it well. We'll
teach it the proper values.

(growling)

Your "values" can burn!

- (gun being cocked)
- (dramatic music)

♪ ♪

(grunting)

No, no, no. Bad move, Junior.

You have metal in you.

- Lots of metal.
- It was a car accident.

- I was 11.
- So you're no stranger to pain, then.

You're the one who's gonna... pain.

I'm gonna rip that
gun out of your hand...

and make you beg for mercy.

You hurt my friend. And
it's made of plastic, asshole!

- (grunting)
- (snarling)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

This...

is for threatening Waverly. (grunting)

- This... is for
- (grunting)

betraying Wyatt. And this...

(groaning)

That was for leaving me
in that godforsaken well.

You may be able to move metal...

(screaming)

but you cannot move yourself.

How can anything have
fingernails this small?

- It's ridiculous.
- (baby cooing)

(giggling) We did it.

(baby cooing)

Do you think everything's OK?

Just look.

- Pure perfection.
- (indistinct shouting outside)

The revenants.

I'm the Earp heir.

They're always coming for me...

and everything I love.

I don't want to.

- (baby crying)
- I didn't realize

how much I wouldn't want to...

(both crying)

You're the coolest thing I ever did.

(indistinct shouting outside)

You're gonna have it
much better than me.

I promise you that.

(baby crying)

Shh.

No...

You have to go. Quick!

Nicole's at the getaway car.

(indistinct shouting outside)

And those knob gobblers?

I got throbbing lady
bits and a rage to match.

They're doomed.

Waverly?

- (baby crying)
- Shh.

And make sure he gets
a moment with the baby.

You're wrong, Wynonna.

You're the best of us.

Go...

(baby crying)

(sentimental music)

♪ ♪

(baby crying)

(sighing heavily)

(Nicole): Are you sure about this?

(Waverly): We have to know. Both of us.

(soft piano music)

♪ ♪

(birds chirping)

OK, so if the baby
starts screaming or...

I start... to burn,

get us over the line.

- Fast. OK?
- OK. I got you, Waves.

♪ ♪

The baby's Doc's.

And I don't

have revenant blood.

Bobo lied to me.

What about the DNA test?

OK,

so I'm not an Earp either.

Nicole...

- what am I?
- That's easy.

You are extraordinary.

(uplifting violin music)

♪ ♪

Come on.

Hey, so, how's that
divorce comin' along?

Ha ha, yeah, I'm on it.

- (whooping)
- (rock music)

- Woohoo!
- Baby!

Thanks for deliverin'
our package, Earp.

Please don't hurt us.

And don't ever cross a mother.

- (metallic humming)
- Crap!

(screaming)

I'm with you, Earp.

♪ Riding down in the deep woods ♪

♪ One by one ♪

♪ Baby ♪

- ♪ I am gonna take what's ♪
- ♪ Mine ♪

Where's the baby?

Somewhere you'll never find it,

outside the Ghost River Triangle.

It's never coming back.

- And neither are you.
- (screaming)

That metal won't hold him for long.

OK, yeah. OK, I'll stand
guard. Besides, you need to go.

Now. Wynonna needs you to meet the baby.

WayHaught is taking it
to the rendezvous point.

- WayHaught?
- Here are the GPS co-ordinates.

- How do you know this?
- I told you, I was in an accident.

I wasn't recruited to Black Badge
for my excellent Seinfeld impressions.

Though they are really excellent
and you should hear some

- of them. George!
- Jeremy.

Thank you.

Get out of here, you gorgeous idiot!

You gotta see your kid.

At least once. Ah...

Don't even think about
it, Platinum Blonde.

(birds chirping)

(helicopter blades rotating)

Black Badge?

(suspenseful music)

(sighing)

♪ ♪

It's Perry.

Best private security money can buy.

I even brought a wet nurse.

Did you guys know a wet
nurse is still a thing?

You're a good man, Perry Crofte.

And still alive, thanks to Wynonna.

This is really the least I could do.

Her good deeds are finally paying off.

Hey, we should get
going. Just to be safe.

- Wait, wait. Sh, sh.
- I got it.

You need to say goodbye.

Not me.

(sentimental music)

Here.

♪ ♪

(birds chirping)

Dainty and delicate in blue.

Where are you taking her?

As far away from the Ghost
River Triangle as she can get.

Aunt Gus is waiting.

♪ ♪

Goodbye, little girl.

(sighing)

♪ ♪

(helicopter blades rotating)

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

You OK?

- Dolls?
- Yeah?

Do you think they made it?

(sighing)

(helicopter blades rotating)

I know they did.

(pensive music)

♪ ♪

(Bobo): They're coming for your baby.

The baby is gone.

And Bulshar...

- is coming for my angel.
- Waverly is not

your daughter.

She crossed the line without injury.

I never said she was my daughter.

Just that she was kin.

You will remain here

until the Earps are done with you.

- (water sloshing)
- You don't think I can

handle being stuck in a
well? I've been in Hell.

So have I.

(growling)

When Dolls shot me and I died...

that's where I went.

Hell.

With all the others.

Fire and brimstone.

The whole deal.

Deep down, Doc...

you have always been one of us.

Your fate is sealed.

Wyatt...

buggered us both.

- You watch your mouth.
- And now...

you're mortal.

Oh, the irony.

A seal for your tomb, Bobo.

Only this one... is made of wood.

- Good luck moving that.
- Oh, you think

you can end me, DOC?

My master is coming,

and there will be a reckoning!

You hear me, Holliday? A reckoning!

(birds chirping)

- (soft violin music)
- You OK?

♪ ♪

Are you?

You sent her away.

Would you have done any different?

I would have done everything different.

The demon Clootie is still out there.

Not Clootie, but Bulshar.

Whatever his name is, we'll get him.

We're gonna break
this fucking curse, Doc.

So she never has to.

Did you give our daughter a name?

Nobody looking for an
Earp will ever find her.

But her first name is... Alice.

♪ ♪

Alice Michelle.

After your mother. And mine.

That's a fitting tribute
to those that have left.

Left, yes.

But Mama Earp is still waiting.

♪ ♪

(Mama Earp): There are men, Wynonna,

mean as a rattlesnake,

cornered at dusk.

♪ ♪

♪ And I feel it ♪

♪ Running through my veins ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And I need that fire ♪

♪ Just to know that I'm awake ♪

And there are demons...

♪ We raise darkness ♪

sweet as clover honey.

♪ ♪

♪ And I need that fire ♪

♪ Just to know that I'm awake ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

And then there's him.

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Until we go down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Until we go down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Until we go down ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Until we go down ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Until we go down ♪

I told you he was real.

I never stopped believing.

♪ Until we go down ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

But he will rise.

And when he does...

♪ ♪

♪ Until we go down ♪

you'll believe it, too.

Fine. You were right. Bulshar's back.

Now, what do we do about it? Mama?