Wonder Woman (1975–1979): Season 2, Episode 8 - I Do, I Do - full transcript

[theme song]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All the world
is waiting for you ♪

♪ And the wonders that you do ♪

♪ In your satin tights
fighting for our rights ♪

♪ And the old
red white and blue ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All of us
are counting on you ♪

♪ And the power you possess ♪



♪ Putting all your might
on the side of right ♪

♪ And our courage to the test ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Get us out from under ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Here to fight
the force of evil ♪

♪ And your chance
won't be denied ♪

♪ Woman of the hour
with your superpower ♪

♪ We're so glad
you're on our side ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ You're a wonder
Wonder Woman ♪♪

[birds chirping]

[indistinct chatter]



[camera shutter clicks]

- Have you got the ring?
- Of course I've got the ring.

Hey, good luck.

- Thank you.
- Let's go.

(Steve)
Chief justice, may I present

despite his outward appearance

the happy groom.

I've known Christian Harrison

since he was the embassy brat

at the court of Saint James.
Ha-ha-ha.

'Who would have thought then
that I would have'

to ask his permission
to the enter the Oval Office.

- Steve, are you sure that--
- I've got the ring.

I've already asked that,
haven't I?

Just six or eight times.

[chuckles]

Alright, Danny.

[instrumental "Wedding March"]

[sighs]

[music continues]

[camera shutter clicks]

My friends,
we are gathered here today

to join this couple

'in the blessed bonds
of matrimony.'

'The marriage ceremony
has long been'

'one of my favorite functions.'

And I officiate at this one
today with great pleasure.

[dramatic music]

[clicks]

Done?

Yeah, the homing device
will start to transmit

just as soon
as they start the car. Ahem.

We shall be there,
right behind them.

(Brown)
Who gives this woman
in marriage?

I do.

(Brown)
'And what is the token
of their love?'

'Place the ring
on the third finger'

'of her left hand, please.'

'Do you, Christian Harrison,
take this woman'

'to be your lawfully
wedded wife'

'in sickness and in health,
for richer or poorer'

'as long as you both
shall live?'

I do.

And do you, Diana Prince

take this man,
Christian Harrison

to be your lawfully
wedded husband

'in sickness and in health,
for richer or for poorer'

'as long as you both
shall live?'

I do.

Then, with the powers
vested in me

'I pronounce you man and wife.'

You may kiss the bride.

[camera shutter clicks]

[crowd murmuring]

[camera shutter clicks]

[instrumental "Wedding March" ]

[crowd murmuring]

[camera shutter clicks]

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

[service bell ringing]

[sighs]

- You alright?
- Mmm.

Just fill it up
and check it out.

Yes, sir.

[music continues]

[dramatic music]

[service bell ringing]

Now, listen.

You take this guy
on a snipe hunt

and I'll see what I can find.

Gotcha.

Say, listen, man, You got
a road map we could look at?

I think my friend here
took a wrong turn.

- Where you headed?
- Scottsdale.

You're on the right road.
Come on, I'll show you.

[indistinct chatter]

[sighs]

I think I'll have
a cheeseburger.

(Christian)
'Oh, they're very good.'

Thank you.

[Diana sighs]

I've changed my mind.

From I do to I don't?

[laughs]
Oh, no.

From a cheeseburger
to a chocolate soda.

Ah. Well, cheeseburgers can
stand rejection better than I.

[chuckles]
What are you gonna have?

[both laughing]

[dramatic music]

How's your, um, cheeseburger?

- Very strange.
- Ha-ha-ha.

[music continues]

Uh.. Chris, I-I'd like
to freshen up a little bit.

Oh. Don't be too long.

We want to get
to the Hacienda before dark.

Right.

[instrumental music]

[thunderclap]

Shopping for
a honeymoon negligee?

What are you after?

[music continues]

[creaks]

Johnny!

Johnny!

[cans clattering]

[music continues]

[groans]

[music continues]

[hissing]

[squeaks]

Smitty!

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

You okay?

Yes.

- Thank you, Wonder Woman.
- Heh, you're welcome.

Thank you, Wonder Woman?

Ah, don't you have
a bride somewhere?

Uh-uh, yes, but--

(Wonder Woman)
'Shouldn't you be
looking after her?'

Uh, y-yeah, certainly, but--

This is no way
to spend your honeymoon.

- No.
- No. Heh.

No, I-I-I, I co-I couldn't
agree more.

Alright. Who's gonna pay
for all of this?

I got a boss
who's gonna be pretty

darn mad when he gets back.

Oh, and I have
a credit card here.

How am I supposed
to write this up?

Oh, you've got me, pal.

[chuckles]
If, if you'd just, uh..

[dramatic music]

[mellow music over stereo]

Diana.

Heh, Chris,
what happened to you?

Oh, listen, you're not gonna
believe this.

- Try me.
- Uh, well..

- There was this girl..
- On my honeymoon?

- It's not like that.
- Heh-heh.

Honest.

Uh..

- Diana.
- Yes.

Did you pack a bathing suit?

[laughing]

Well, I think this health spa

that you've chosen
for our honeymoon

is gonna do you a lot of good.

Yes, I packed bathing suit.

Well, this girl was wearing
a bathing suit

that looked like, uh..

[instrumental music]

Let me put it to you this way.

I have seen Wonder Woman.

[laughs]

- Wonder Woman?
- Yeah.

Oh, miss, could I have
another American fla..

Cheeseburger, please.

Are you gonna be alright?

To tell you the truth,
I'm not really sure.

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

You better get ready
to get back to Switzerland.

How much is there?

With the laundered pesos

I guess we've got 200,000.

Ooh-whee! Not bad.

Look, I want you to leave
in a couple of days, alright?

I'll give you the bank account
number later for the deposit.

Yes?

Okay, thank you.
Do me a favor, would you?

- Send Johnny and Smitty in.
- I will, Mr. Allen.

(David)
'Okay.'

Boss wants to see you.

[sighs]

Let me explain, Mr. Allen.

I'm not interested
in any excuses.

The fact remains
that you can provide

exactly no additional
information than I gave you

when I asked you
to follow those people

and search their belongings.

Hey, come on.

I-I mean, t-there was this
really weird girl.

She was incredibly strong.
I've never seen--

- Don't you read the papers?
- We read the papers--

The girl he described
is Wonder Woman.

'You understand?'

She frequently helps the IADC.

And Christian Harrison
has just married

one of the agency's
top operatives.

Now, what I'm gonna do

is use that love play

as an intelligence ploy, hm?

Yeah.

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

Hi. We have a reservation.

Mr. and Mrs. Christian Harrison.

Ah, yes, Mr. and Mrs. Harrison.

The honeymoon suite
has been made ready for you.

Thank you.

(male #1)
'May I offer
the Hacienda's wishes'

'for a pleasant stay with us'

'as well as a long
and happy marriage?'

Of course, you may.

That's very sweet.
Thank you very much.

Suite 100.

Shall we?

'Oh, this is, uh...pretty.'

Great.

Oh.

Thank you.

Well, heh, I wonder
if all brides

feel as uncomfortable as I do

'when, all of a sudden,
they find themselves alone'

with this very strange person
that they have just married?

Well, that's why I took the last
three to an amusement park.

[laughs]
Right.

When I got embarrassed,
I could always

go on the merry-go-round,
you know?

"Always."

A sentiment devoutly
to be wished.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

- Wine?
- Uh, well..

[knock on door]

Someone's at the door. Heh.

Saved by the knock.

- This time.
- Ah.

- Sam.
- Hello, Chris.

Sam Tucker.

Well, come on in.

Uh, may I present my bride

'Diana Harrison.'

- How do you do?
- 'Nice to meet you, sir.'

When did you get married?

We just went through a very

well-publicized
wedding ceremony.

'Don't you read the papers?'

Well, I'm afraid we missed
the publicity

out here in the, uh, frontier.

Some frontier. I-I should
be honest with you, Sam.

Uh, ho-hold on. Uh, let me go
turn on the radio.

[mellow music over radio]

Okay, I think
it's safe to talk now.

We're not really married.

This is, uh, Diana Prince
of the IADC.

And this is all part of a plan.

And you set all this up

because of what
I told Joe Atkinson.

Exactly.

And you have surrounded
this place

so you're going to arrest
all the employees.

That's not exactly the way

it's going to come down, Sam.

Perhaps you'd better listen

to the little woman.

Heh, Chris,
I really think that, uh

we ought to start
with some details

that, uh, Sam has told
Joe Atkinson.

- Sam.
- Well, um..

'Course I made
several phone calls.

The first one was after
I opened negotiations

for a South American
trade agreement.

- Coffee time.
- That's right.

The lobbyists appeared
to know more

about what our posture
was going to be than I did.

The IADC started checking
into possible leaks right then

and, uh, we came up empty.

Yes, and my second call
was made after the debacle

with the Middle Eastern
oil cartel.

Their entire delegation walked

after I made my opening speech.

And that's when
I put out the directive

on loose talk
at cocktail parties.

Then Dolly and I had a very
intimate little, uh, supper

with the canal countries

in which we reached
what was considered, uh

uh, an unofficial solution,
a blueprint

'for our forthcoming agreement.'

The next morning, I couldn't get
anyone to answer a phone call.

(Christian)
'I'm sorry, Sam.'

We really had no idea this would

trace back to your wife.

Dolly was simply one
of many important wives

who had leaked, uh,
were currently leaking

vital trade information.

Now, we figured that
the wife of someone

in an important
White House position

would be a prime target,
so we got married.

We're dealing with
a very clever fellow here, Sam.

'He's been bleeding information'

'out of his important
female guests for some time'

selling it to the highest bidder
and acquiring

quite a tidy fortune
in the process.

But who? Who is he?

Who's behind this?

It's, uh, David Allen, sir.

All of our leads end up
right here at the Hacienda.

Dolly is here with you?

Well, yes.
She insisted I come.

She said she wanted
to put our marriage together.

I didn't even know
it had fallen apart.

Well, maybe we can help
both of you.

Will I have any trouble
finding her?

Well, I hope
you don't have as much

difficulty as I do.

She seems to take more massages
than Muhammad Ali.

Oh, David,
how good of you to come.

Well, recognize my touch, huh?

[laughs]
Of course.

After all, how many years
have I been coming here?

Well, I don't know for sure.

But it seems like forever
since your last visit.

Oh, Dolly, you are tense. Ooh.

Don't tell me
you're letting all those

Washington pressures get to you.

[sighs]
No more than usual.

- Sam is here, you know.
- Mm-mmm.

Yeah, I read about that.

I guess you've been
entertaining a lot.

You know I'm the hostess
for the A list.

Of course
I've been entertaining.

Feel good?

Wonderful.

There we are.

Why don't you just..

[dramatic music]

...relax, Dolly.

I had no idea that out here
in peaceful Scottsdale

someone was just waiting
for me to get married.

[splashing]

It hadn't occurred to me
until I met you.

[chuckles]
Well, let's not
get carried away, Chris.

They know that you have
the president's ear

'and chances are they know
how I make a living, too.'

This is not
what they call a shoe-in.

So how do we
cross the wire?

I don't know about you,
but I'm gonna start with a swim.

- Join me?
- Oh, no, no.

I'm beat from the drive.
You go ahead.

- If you don't mind?
- Oh, no.

- As long as you watch me.
- How could I not?

[jazz music over stereo]

[splashing]

[dramatic music]

[humming]

Now, Dolly darling

I want you to tell me everything
about that party

you gave for those..

...pipeline people.

Another cocktail, Mr. Secretary?

Oh, no, thank you,
Dolly darling.

I have to keep a clear head
for this evening. Ha-ha.

Ohh, I'm so sorry, Olen.

I made them especially
for you.

'Come on. You've still got
a few minutes.'

[laughs]
Thank you, Dolly.

You've twisted my arm.

If you don't mind,
Dolly darling

we'll just lose
those few minutes.

You should be serving
your port and cigars by now.

May I hear it, please?

We need much more...money

to finish the pipeline.

Of course, if the unions
find out the hole we're in

'ah, the costs are going
to be astronomical.'

Oh, thank you, Dolly darling.
Ha-ha-ha.

These aren't from Cuba,
are they? Ha-ha-ha.

Thank you..

...Dolly blabbermouth.

Oh, I'm sorry, David.
Forgive me.

I must have dropped off.

I didn't talk in my sleep,
did I?

No, of course not.

And if you did, I certainly
would not repeat it.

(Dolly)
'Oh, of course, you wouldn't.'

'Imagine the position
you'd be in'

if you could repeat
all of the things

that the Washington wives
pick up just by osmosis.

Well, Dolly..

...I don't listen.

[Dolly laughs]
'No'

of course you don't.

[dramatic music]

Yeah, heh.

Hi. I'm Denny Lake.

I'm Chris Harrison.
Uh, my wife, Diana.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

As the tennis pro here,
I'm supposed

to encourage the guests.
Do you play?

Uh, no, I never had the time.

Well, I, I play a little. Uh..

I'm not exactly a Tracy
or a Chrissy, but I try.

Alright, take this racket

maybe we can make
one out of you.

Okay.

Alright with you, Mr. Harrison?

Oh, why not? Uh..
Gotta go take a nap.

Maybe a round of golf
or something.

- Okay.
- Bye, darling.

Bye, darling. Heh.

Hey, Johnny?

'Johnny, this is Mrs. Harrison.
Mrs. Harrison, Johnny.'

- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

Would you take Mrs. Harrison out

and, uh, give her

a few pointers on center court?

Sure, Mr. Lake. Come with me.

That's good, lean in
to the ball and keep

your right arm straight.

Remember shoulder rotation.

[mellow music over stereo]

Keep your weight forward.
Shoulder rotation.

That's it.
Keep on top of the ball.

'Keep your right arm straight.'

'Lean forward. That's it.'

'Put your weight behind you.
That's it.'

'Nice try.'

[sighs]

- Well, that was..
- Nice job.

- Thank you. That was fun.
- Listen.

- You could really be good.
- Oh, right.

Uh, any time you wanna practice,
just come on by.

- You can use the ball machine.
- Thank you.

It'll, uh,
really keep you in shape.

[chuckles]
Well, thank you very much again.
Uh, Johnny.

- 'Uh, Mrs. Harrison?'
- Yes?

(Denny)
'Listen, I think
you'd better take a steam.'

'You're gonna be sore.'

Oh. Uh, well,
you're right there.

I could sure use one.
My arm is a little sore.

(Denny)
'It's right up there.'

[music continues]

Okay. Thanks again.

Her husband
went on to their suite

and we played for a while.

She's not bad.

I'm not interested in her
tennis prowess, you idiot.

- Where is she right now?
- Uh, taking a steam, I guess.

She's married
to the president's right arm

'and you guess that she's taking
a steam bath?'

Why am I surrounded
by such incompetence?

[scoffs]

Hello. This is David.

Yes.

Would you please see
that Mrs. Harrison gets

the Hacienda special steam?

[steam hissing]

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

[steam hissing louder]

[gasps]

[coughing]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[music continues]

Tell me, David. Exactly how long
have I been coming here?

Why, Dolly,
you know as well as I

that you were among
the first patrons

of the Hacienda.
Were it not for you--

Oh, please, David,
spare me that.

But it's true, Dolly.

You know as well as I
that...everyone who is anyone

knows that Dolly Tucker

is the one
who decides what is in

where to dine, what to wear

where to go to shop.

You are a trendsetter, lady.

Let's face it.

Without you.
I'd be running a desert.

All of this
would be nothing but a mirage.

David, you are running a mirage.

[laughs]
But, of course.

But this mirage,
thanks to you, has become real.

These ladies, do you know
that many of them who visit us

come because of you?

Oh, yeah, it certainly
benefits them

they're trimmer,
more vivacious

better hostesses

and I've even been told
they are better wives.

Better listeners.

[chuckles]

Yes, I suppose.

But take you, for instance,
look at you.

I'll bet you anything
that very soon in the market

there is going to be
a Dolly Tucker doll.

- There already is one.
- What are you talking about?

Every wife of every important

Washington official here
is a doll.

We walk, we talk,
we entertain

we serve, we listen,
mostly, we listen.

But when we talk

it is to the wonderfully
receptive David Allen.

- Dolly darling, oh--
- Don't you "Dolly darling" me.

You have been making
human tape recorders

of every important wife here

every single one
who's had one of your massages.

If I hadn't fallen
from a horse last week

I would never have known it.

Last week?

Early last week..

...about the time I gave you
the information

about the coffee cartel.

- Dolly, please, listen. I--
- However.. Don't interrupt.

It's very rude.

After my accident,
I went to a chiropractor.

He realigned the nerves
in my spine.

After that,
when you touched my button

it had no effect.

So the information
I gave you this afternoon

is as phony as David Allen.

Well, that's very interesting,
Dolly.

- I thought so, too, David.
- Mm-hm.

You've been making traitors
of us all for some time.

The only way I could feign
that recorder bit

was because you'd had me
doing it for so long.

Well, Dolly..

..I suppose
our relationship is ended

wouldn't you say?

Unless, of course,
there's something you want

for the information
you now possess.

You know something?

Ever since I can remember,
I've hated horses.

Alright, Dolly..

...what do you want?

I want my husband back.

I am tired
of the merry-go-round.

I'm willing to take a chance

on Sam being discredited
in the government.

I want him to resign..

...and I want no opposition
to his resignation.

I just want to go home
to New Jersey

and raise our kids.

I am...sick

of the Washington rat race
on embassy row.

You know something, Dolly?
You are a very foolish lady.

- Why?
- Yes.

Why didn't you simply feed me
anything you wanted?

I had no idea at all

that you were no longer
under my spell as it were.

Because I want you
to cease and desist..

...forever.

[pager beeping]

Excuse me.

Yes. David Allen here.

Hey, Mr. Allen, it seems
as if Mrs. Harrison

will be coming to any minute.

Excellent. I'll be right over.

We-well, listen, we could
take care of her right now.

[whispering]
No, you fool!

Well, Dolly..

...it's obvious
that you have given

a great deal of thought
to this matter.

I have.

I, uh, hope that you extend

the same privilege to me.

Now, let me get this straight.

You merely want to discredit Sam

I mean, for the children's sake.

- Mm-hm.
- Not disgraced.

No, of course not.

Alright.

We can talk again?

Yes, but soon.

Well, of course.

You know, Dolly..

...if only you would let me

work this out..

...my way, we..

...we both can get
what we want.

You know, I'm probably
as fond of the Hacienda

as you are of Sam.

[chuckles]

I love my husband a great deal

but I want him home.

Hmm.

Have you, uh

told this to anyone?

No, David. This is just
between you and me.

[sighs]
Oh, wow.

[chuckles]
You are one gracious lady.

[chuckles]

Hello.

Yeah, this is David Allen.

Listen, uh, Mrs. Tucker should
be arriving there any minute

for her usual morning ride.
Mm-hmm.

I want you to make sure
that she mounts Satan.

You heard me.

I'll be at the massage parlor.

[dramatic music]

Satan..

...you be a good boy.

Lovely Mrs. Tucker is gonna
give you some exercise.

[clicks]

Just let me fix your saddle.

[music continues]

[jarring static]

[neighing wildly]

[clicks]

[Satan snorts]

(David)
'Mrs. Harrison?'

Are you awake, Mrs. Harrison?

Uh, wha.. Where?

I hope you've had
a nice nap, Mrs. Harrison.

Oh, who are you? Where am I?

(David)
'Sorry. I didn't mean
to startle you.'

I'm your very concerned host.

My name is David Allen

and you are safely

in one of our
massage parlors.

Oh.. Um..

Uh, the last thing
I remember, I..

- I was taking a sauna.
- Right.

I'm afraid it's not a unique
experience, Mrs. Harrison.

'See, what happened was
you played tennis strenuously'

and then you took the sauna
and you merely

passed out from the exertion.

Oh, I'm sorry..

(David)
'No, no, no, it's okay,
you'll be alright'

'in a few minutes.'

[sighs]
Um, I'm so sleepy, I, I..

My husband, my, uh, my--

Please, it's alright.

As a matter of fact,
your husband

isn't aware of this incident.

'You know, he's actually
playing golf'

'with Mr. Tucker
at this very moment.'

So, why don't you just
lie back?

- Sorry, I'm just so sleepy--
- It's okay.

I can't seem
to keep my eyes open.

There you go.
Just take it easy.

I'll make you feel
like a million in a jiffy.

Oh..

You just take the regular bridle
path, and have a nice ride.

[chuckles]
I'm sure I will.
Is this a new horse?

- Yes.
- What's his name?

Angel.

Thank you.

[dramatic music]

[breathes sharply]

[sighs]

What is your name..

...your real name?

Diana Prince.

And, of course,
you're not married, are you?

Oh.. Oh, but I am.

Diana Prince is my maiden name.

My married name
is Mrs. Christian Harrison.

- Mrs. Harrison.
- Mmm.

What is your job, mm?

I'm an agent with the IADC.

Exactly what
is your assignment?

- My assignment?
- Mm-hmm.

It's written
in the marriage contract.

What?

To love...and to honor--

No, no, no, I mean,
what are you doing here?

I'm on my honeymoon.

- For no other purpose?
- Mm-mm.

[murmuring]
Oh, I..

Go ahead.

- I, I wanted to..
- Yes?

Brush up on my tennis.

- Just rest, Diana.
- Mmm.

You'll awake in a few moments..

...and you'll remember
absolutely...nothing.

[door closes]

[dramatic music]

I've got a very busy day
planned for you two.

Yeah?

Mrs. Tucker has caused me

to take drastic plans

against Mr. Tucker.

(Smitty)
'Yeah, what about Harrison?'

(David)
'I don't know, I've got a hunch
that Mr. Harrison'

'is gonna be little hard
to handle as well.'

(Smitty)
Why don't you just let us
get out to the golf course?

That's good,
but first, let me tell you

about the arrangements I've made
for Dolly Tucker's canter.

'I've had this horse trained'

'to buck and rear upon signal'

'and will continue to do so'

'unless otherwise signaled.'

'In other words, it seems'

highly unlikely that even, uh

an experienced rider
will escape.

[laughs]
I guess what I'm talking
about is that, uh

Dolly Tucker will attend
her very own going-away party.

[dramatic music]

Oh, Mrs. Harrison,
are you leaving so soon?

Take my word for it,
sunbathing will make

a new woman out of you.

Oh, well, you see, I really

should be joining
my husband, Mr. Allen.

Oh, but tennis
is your game, love.

Mr. Harrison is on
the golf course. Come on.

Why don't you rest
a tiny moment more?

- Please?
- Heh.

Come on.

[birds chirping]

[mellow music]

I hope you don't play
that way at Camp David.

- They may not invite you back.
- Heh.

Considering the new lady
in my life

I think I'd like to take
a few weekends off from golf

to pursue Diana.

[chuckles]

[dramatic music]

They should play through
rather quickly

when I press this.

Anybody ever clock
that golf cart?

Well, once it gets moving

we could enter it
in a stock car race.

[chuckles]

And that's the finish line
over there.

(Smitty)
'"Finish" is the exact word.'

[laughing]

[mellow music over stereo]

Well, anyway, as I was saying..

[dramatic music]

[electronic whirring]

[thunderclap]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

[engine whirring]

[engine whirring]

[dramatic music]

[tires screech]

[pants]
Well, how did you enjoy
your golf game?

Uh, I've been in the rough
before but this is crazy.

Mr. Tucker, where does your wife
usually ride?

Well, she usually rides
over on the bridle path.

Is Dolly in danger?

Don't worry, I'll handle it.
Chris, call Joe Atkinson.

Have him order some men
to close in on this place.

Okay. Where's Diana?

Right now, she should be
in the swim of things.

Listen, you all make sure
you show up to that

tennis tournament
this afternoon, okay, love?

- I'll be there.
- Well, see you later then.

[jazz music over stereo]

[dramatic music]

[horse nickers]

[music continues]

[whinnying]

[whinnying wildly]

Oh-oh.

Oh!

[whinnying wildly]

Whoa.

'Whoa.'

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

[music continues]

See...there is no need

to be frightened anymore,
Mrs. Tucker.

I've been riding horses
all my life, I love horses.

But you're not gonna get me
onboard that one again.

[chuckles]
Don't be silly.
This is not a mean horse.

(Dolly)
'Oh, no?'

Look.

An evil man planned
to kill you with that.

Yes..

...I found out about him.

- I know who it is.
- I know who he is, too.

[dramatic music]

Let's just take it
nice and easy. Yeah.

Planning a trip, Mr. Allen?

Well, Wonder Woman

your pictures
don't do you justice.

I can do without your flattery.

Stop right there.

'Otherwise, I might go boom'

and this man's gonna get hurt.

And ultimately, I suppose

your government, so, uh

just get out
of my way, alright?

[music continues]

[sighs]

I thought you were
on your honeymoon.

I've heard of
the rocky road to love

but this is ridiculous.

I'd say you were
a born bachelor.

[instrumental music]

[breathes deeply]

I called the kids today. They're
going to meet us at the plane.

Oh, that'll be great.

Incidentally,
I made a call today, too.

- Did you?
- Mm-hmm.

My secretary
will be cleaning out my desk

and I dictated
a letter of resignation.

- Accepted?
- Well, reluctantly.

Well, of course.
Who'd want to lose you?

I know I don't.

Well, you couldn't if you tried.

Oh, Sam..

...I love you.

I can't imagine why.

And I certainly can't imagine
life without you

which I suppose is my
bureaucratic way of saying..

...I love you, too.

[laughing]
You are an absolute,
lovable caution.

[both laughing]

[dramatic music]

You know, we seldom
take on married agents.

'Policy, you know?'

Outside of that, how does Chris
stack up for the IADC?

- Diana?
- Well, not bad, considering.

Considering what?

Well, considering that you left
with me on a honeymoon

and ended up
with Wonder Woman.

I'd say you're fickle.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Here to fight
the force of evil ♪

♪ And your chance
won't be denied ♪

♪ Woman of the hour
with your superpower ♪

♪ We're so glad
you're on our side ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ You're a wonder
Wonder Woman ♪♪