Wonder Woman (1975–1979): Season 1, Episode 9 - Last of the $2 Bills - full transcript

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(male #1 on radio)
'General quarters,
general quarters.'

'All hands
man your battle stations.'

'Enemy sub sighted
off the starboard stern.'

[eerie music]

[submarine beeping]

[siren wailing]

[explosion]

[explosion]

(male #1 on radio)
'All hands secure
from general quarters.'

[instrumental music]

- Good morning, Yeoman Prince.
- General.

- Good morning, Steve.
- Good morning, general.

What do you make of this?

One of our agents
transmitted it last night.

"Wotan, possible landing
within 24 hours.

Destination, Washington."

Wotan, the God of war
in German mythology.

Yes, it's also the code name
for the Nazi's top agent.

He's a dangerous man.
Clever too.

Nobody knows what he looks like.

'No photographs
or descriptions.'

This just came off the wire.

"Enemy submarine was just sunk
in Chesapeake Bay."

I wonder what it was
doing in so close.

Do you think
there could be a connection

between that submarine
and the Wotan message?

Well, it sure looks that way.

A submarine sunk
in the shallow waters

of Chesapeake Bay
with no survivors?

Well, whatever it is,
we'll be waiting for him.

- Let's go, Diana.
- General?

[instrumental music]

Steve, the look-out
on the Southern headland

reports a rubber boat
coming ashore.

Three men.

Then I was right.

The debris from the submarine.

That's the sort of stuff
they blow up

through the torpedo tubes
to fake a sinking.

And if a U-boat is gonna
land someone

this will be the only practical
place in the area.

I think that's a brilliant piece
of detective reasoning.

It's just a question of putting
yourself in the enemy's place.

[instrumental music]

And there they are.

Diana, report back
to General Blankenship.

- Tell him we've made contact.
- Yes, sir.

[instrumental music]

(Blankenship on phone)
'Thank you, Yeoman Prince.'

[instrumental music]

[explosion]

Wotan! Look out!

[music continues]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

I've got a car waiting..

[music continues]

[gunshot]

He got away.

Ow!

- Oh, Steve, you're hurt.
- Oh, I'm alright.

As soon as this eye
stops throbbing.

Ooh, the guy's got a punch
like Joe Louis.

Well, they're
not going anywhere.

[instrumental music]

Hey, get your picture taken.
Fifty cents each.

Now, wouldn't you like
a-a-a beautiful picture

to send to your mother?
You just stand there.

I wish I could've been
at the fight at the beach.

Maybe I could have helped Steve.

I know. I wish I would've been
able to help too.

If you'd been there,
you could have nursed his eye.

- Oh, Etta.
- Oh, you would've loved it.

- Where are we going?
- Oh, just a little joint.

- Joint?
- Place.

They serve
the best sandwiches--

Hey, how about a picture?

It's a whack and a wave.

Get your picture taken.
Fifty cents each.

Send it home to your boyfriend.

- 'Oh, come on, let's--'
- No, you go ahead.

- Oh, it'll be fun, come on.
- No, go..

Okay, now you just look
into the camera and say cheese.

- Cheese.
- Cheese.

Beautiful,
you fill out this mailer.

I'll have your picture
in a week or ten days.

- I want three copies.
- Oh, you want three.

You got a
a lot of boyfriends, huh?

That's gonna be a dollar-fifty.

- 'This the receipt?'
- It certainly is.

'What does it look like?'

[eerie music]

Thank you, you're gonna
like that picture.

- Okay, bye.
- So long.

- Oh!
- Excuse me.

Now, wouldn't you like
a picture taken?

How 'bout, how 'bout, uh..

...a beautiful picture
to send back home?

No, thank you.

I've got the strangest feeling.

What?

I've seen that
photographer before.

Only feelings I have
are hunger pains.

Something about his eyes.

[instrumental music]

See you tonight. Bye-bye.

[drum roll]

'So, you are all well versed'

'in the ways
of the United States?'

All have completed
their courses.

Extensive training at
our American village.

Graduated at the top
of their class.

'Competent in customs
and language.'

Doctor.

Yes. Yes, it can be done.

Nose...the hairline,
and...around the ears.

Hm, weight.

Jawline, scar is no problem.

Some, uh, lift to the eye.

- How long?
- Hm, three weeks, perhaps four.

- Two weeks. Two weeks!
- But Wotan!

I must be back
in Washington by then

and they must be with me!

[drum roll]

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

"Flapper.

F-flatter than
a pancake. Flimflam."

And you're always
telling me

to trust people,
to believe in them.

Etta, if only once
you would begin

at the beginning
of a sentence, I might know

what you're talking about.

I gave that man
a dollar and a half

and he promised to send us
our pictures.

'I ordered three pictures
and he never even sent one.'

You know how us GIs
are always getting cheated.

Well, it might be an oversight.

It's difficult for me
to accept the premise that

that man was working
a...a flimflam on us.

Flimflam? Yes, that's
exactly what it was.

He cheated me
out of our pictures.

One was for me
and-and one was for my mother

and one was for you
to send to your folks.

Well, that's very thoughtful
of you, Etta.

You know I think
I'd like to do that.

So my mother could see me
in uniform.

Good, let's go right down
and get the pictures.

Etta!

Yes, ladies,
what can I do for you?

We had our pictures taken
by a street photographer.

Oh, yeah. Uh, this is
my mailer, alright.

I gave him a dollar-fifty, but
he never sent our pictures back.

Well, I don't know
anything about that.

I did some
dark room work for him

and let him use my shop
for a mailing address.

I haven't seem him
for a couple of weeks.

'I guess he's not coming back.'

Do you know where
we can find him?

Oh, I don't have any idea
in the world where he might be.

Uh, who knows? Uh..
He might have got drafted.

That's not funny.

Besides, a dollar-fifty
doesn't grow on trees.

And I promised a picture
of me in uniform

for my mother
for her birthday.

Etta, this gentleman said
that he can't help us.

I imagine we shouldn't
waste any more of his time.

You said a mouthful, lady.

- But Diana..
- It's only a picture, Etta.

We can always get
another one taken.

But, Diana, what about
our money and our pictures?

You're just too nice, Diana.

That photographer
was really a rook.

I mean, talk about a flimflam.

- Etta.
- What?

I have some things
I have to do in town.

I'll meet you
back at headquarters.

Oh, alright.

I'm in such a rotten mood

it wouldn't matter anyway.

I wouldn't be any fun
to be with.

'I'm just gonna go back..'

[dramatic music]

[explosion]

[upbeat music]

[door opens]

Who are you?

- And what are you doing here?
- Now put that gun down.

I just want to ask you
some questions.

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

Now, you'll just have to answer
those questions, won't you?

Steve, I'm glad
you got here so fast.

Well, I came as soon
as I got your message.

It's a good thing
Etta was back from lunch.

She knew right
where this place was.

You bet I did.

He and his friend
still owe me $1.50.

Now you said this was an
emergency. What's it all about?

Yes, this man
is in league with Wotan.

How do you know?

Well, he was at the beach

when Wotan landed.

I also found this.

I've questioned him
but he doesn't seem to know

where Wotan is
or what his plans are.

You haven't touched
any of these dials, have you?

Oh, no.

Well, it's set on a frequency

we know the Nazis use.

Alright, mister,
whose place is this?

It belongs to
a street photographer.

He took a picture of Diana
and me.

- Where?
- 'Right outside Capitol Cafe.'

Across the street from
the Bureau of

Printing and Engraving.

'You know, that lovely building'

where they make
all the lovely money.

You mean there's actually
a place where they make money?

Uh-huh.

- Just make it?
- That's right.

They do some
top security printing

for us from time to time.

I have to periodically
check out their security.

Say, I could do that
tomorrow morning.

Show you around
at the same time.

Oh, would you?

I'd love that. When?

Well, let's see,
I'd have to get clearance.

Um, 9 o'clock,
would that be alright?

Nine o'clock would be fine.

I'll be there.

Bye-bye, Etta.

[dramatic music]

Perfect.

We're very proud of you, doctor.

'And of you, the new Hank Miller
and Maggie Robbins.'

'And remember,
you are very much in love'

'and engaged to be married.'

Such a simple plan.

Duplicate the people,
steal the engraving plates

flood the allies with billions
of counterfeit dollars.

'Billions! Seriously cripple
the American economy as well.'

And all with the lowly $2 bill.

You will leave tonight,
parachute into Canada

and be in Washington
before the week is out.

And one more thing,
I will personally

be in complete control
of this project.

[clears throat]

What is wrong?

Oh, nothing, sir,
it's just a toothache.

I think a filling is loose.

Oh, it's probably
from the plastic surgery.

You'd better have it fixed
before it becomes abscessed

and causes trouble.

But come, let us celebrate.

Amazing work, doctor, amazing.

And you did it
only in two weeks.

[dramatic music]

[beeping]

I was wondering
how the Americans knew

I was going to land
in Washington.

In any event, this will
be your last transmission.

They won't hear
from you again.

Yes, sir.

Steve.. Oh, how's the eye?

Oh, it's alright.

It's almost patriotic.

Red, black and blue.

[both chuckle]

Well, here's some more bad luck.

Cut off in the middle
of transmission.

Maybe you'll
understand it. I don't.

"Wotan two dollar bill."

- That's it? That's all?
- I'm afraid so.

Our cryptographers
are working on it

but they haven't come up
with anything yet.

Well, whatever it is,
if it's a plan of Wotan's

people are gonna get hurt.

You better find
some answers fast

because when he's ready
to move, he's deadly.

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Hm.

- Oh, good morning.
- Good morning.

Steven Leonard Trevor,
you have been up all night long.

[sighs]
I still can't figure out
this $2 thing.

Do you want some coffee?

What I want are some answers.

- Two dollar bill.
- Excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

If old Tom Jefferson
could only talk.

Tom who?

Oh, come on, Diana.
No time for kidding.

Anybody who ever
handled money knows

whose picture's
on the two dollar bill.

Money! Oh, boy.

- Is today Friday?
- Yes, why?

- What's the matter?
- Wonder Woman!

I've gotta meet her at
the Bureau of Printing

and Engraving.

[instrumental music]

Well, Tom, say something.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

Of course.

Thank you very much,
Mr. Jefferson.

[instrumental music]

(Steve)
'Wonder woman!'

- Steve!
- Hi.

Hope you haven't been
waiting too long.

No, I just got here myself.

Well, come on, let's go.
It's time for the grand tour.

Now you sure I'm not keeping
you from any important work?

Positive, as a matter of fact

I'm stumped with a problem

that has to do
with two dollar bills.

Maybe touring this place
will give me some ideas.

Well then, let's go.

Boy, are you a life saver.

My counter man
has just disappeared.

Called his house this morning,
car's there

but nobody knows
what's happened to him.

My lucky day.

[telephone ringing]

Capital Cafe.

Hi, honey. She is?

Oh, well, I'll be there
as soon as I can.

I-I'm just hiring a new man.

Excuse me,
I'll be right back.

Boy, is she excited.

Great fan of yours,
Wonder Woman.

- Thank you.
- Well, now!

Shall we see how we make money?

(Hank)
'This is our main printing room
with presses printing'

'various denominations
of bills.'

'Now the result is
a valuable green paper'

'which people refer
to as money.'

'If it's only green paper,
what makes it so valuable?'

(Hank)
'Well, there's tremendous
amounts of gold'

'to back up various bills.'

'The gold is stored at
a place called Fort Knox.'

'And the green paper is easier
to carry around than gold bars.'

(Wonder Woman)
'Couldn't anyone print money?
It looks like plain paper.'

(Hank)
'Very special paper,
very special inks'

'and of course
the engraving plates.'

Which I personally
keep under lock and key.

Oh, my fiance, Maggie Robbins.

- Wonder Woman.
- Hello.

- Major Trevor.
- How do you do?

Hi, I'm so thrilled.

I never would have forgiven
Hank if he hadn't called me.

I hope you won't mind
autographing my menu.

(Maggie)
'It's the first thing
I could grab.'

It's for my brother in the army.

It'll boost his morale.

It's my pleasure.

Anything we can do
for our men in uniform.

- Thank you.
- It's been a pleasure.

Thanks for showing us around.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

And thank you.
The tour was fascinating.

Oh, you're welcome.

It's amazing what a simple
process it is to print money.

Well, you heard what Hank said,
all you need is the equipment.

Well, if you had the equipment
and the place, for instance

well, you could make
as much money as you wanted to.

Millions or billions
of dollars even.

[chuckles]
Why sure, as long as the law
didn't catch up with you.

You know what I was
thinking about is

what it could do to the economy.

Why, it would destroy it
completely, that's all.

Wonder Woman, you're wonderful.

What did I say?

What you said was
that counterfeiting money

on a large scale
like that during war time

would be a very
potent economic weapon.

Thanks, Wonder Woman.

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

Why are these shades down?
We don't close for hours.

Oh, there's been a change
of policy.

Since when?
I'm the owner here.

And I'm the only one
that makes the changes.

- You just did.
- What are you talking about?

You just told me
to close up the place.

This is ridiculous.
I think you'd better leave.

[instrumental music]

But I did tell him.

And after all,
I'm the owner here.

And I'm the only one
that makes the changes.

Hello, Maggie.

Amazing likeness, isn't it?

- I don't understand!
- You will.

Now I want you
to phone your fiance.

What for?

Just tell him it's a matter

of life and death.

Yours.

I think it would
bankrupt the Allies.

It's not like twenties or
fifties. These are easy to pass.

Every GI in the world
has got a few

two dollar bills
in his pocket.

Every factory worker,
shopkeeper, merchant.

It's exactly the kind of thing
Wotan would instigate.

Have you ordered secret service
protection for Hank Miller?

I'll do it now.

We've got a lot of work to do,
thanks to Wonder Woman.

Oh, Diana, would you mind
slipping out

and getting us some lunch?

Oh, yes, certainly.

[dramatic music]

Yes. Keep an eye on him.

What are they going to do to us?

I don't know.

Oh, Hank, I'm afraid.

[intense music]

Mr. Miller, ah, Mr. Miller.

Yes. Who are you?

Uh, Dan Fletcher.

Your, uh, guardian angel
from now on.

Major Trevor's office
assigned me.

Oh, fine, sure.

Ah, VIP stuff, huh?

[instrumental music]

Just a take-out order please.
Thank you.

Two tuna fish, one on rye
and one on whole wheat.

A ham and cheese.

Two coffees, one black.

One tea with..

...lemon, please.

(Maggie)
'That'll be two dollars.'

Certainly, one, two.

[till clanging]

I'll be back for
the order in a moment.

Okay.

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

[telephone ringing]

- Hello.
- Major Steve Trevor?

Yeah, this is Major Trevor.
Who's this?

The name is Dan Fletcher.

The secret service agent
your office ordered

'for protection of Hank Miller.'

I'm at the Capital Cafe

and I think something is wrong.

I'll explain when you get here.

Hello, Maggie.

Oh, hello.

After I signed my autograph
for you today, I realized

that I should have written
a personal message.

Was it to your sister?

Oh-oh, yes.
Uh, that's very nice of you.

Here it is.
What's your sister's name?

- Um, Eveline.
- Eveline.

Well, when I signed
this autograph, you said

that it was for your brother
in the service.

Oh well, you see my
sister's married and--

You're not Maggie Robbins.

You and I have never met before.

But you and I have.

Yes, Wotan.

We've met before
on the beach at Smith Point.

I've learnt that you have some
extraordinary powers

but it would be unwise
of you to use them now.

You see, I'm holding
two innocent people

'the real Maggi Robbins
and Hank Miller.'

Now you wouldn't want what
happens to them

on your conscience, would you?

Hand me those bracelets.

How do I know
you're telling me the truth?

It's easy enough to prove
to you, they're in the basement.

[intense music]

Follow me!

The bracelets.

'The bracelets.'

Now get in there,
or they will be disposed of.

[clanging]

[dramatic music]

So this escapade has produced

an unexpected bonus.

I think perhaps Berlin
will have plans for you.

It won't be the first time.

Pervious plans failed
because they were executed

by bungling incompetents.

Whereas Wotan will handle things
differently, I assume.

It is quite possible
that these good people

like yourself,
will soon be eliminated.

Please, you wouldn't kill us!

- Would you?
- Why not?

You are all
very unimportant specks

in the path of the greatest
political experience in history.

The Third Reich
shall rule the world.

I remember Genghis Khan
and Napoleon.

What happened to them?

They had their time.

This is ours.

You too will fail, Wotan.

I never fail.

And do you know why?

Tell me, I'm sure
you're very anxious to.

Because I leave
no loose ends. Ever.

And how do you expect
to dispose of us

without the authorities
finding out?

I'll leave that to your
imagination, Wonder Woman.

In the meantime, you'll have
to be content with the knowledge

that you and your friends
are going to die.

Look, please, let my fiance
and Wonder Woman go.

I'll do anything you say.

'You've already performed
your role, Mr. Miller.'

Quite admirably. In a few
moments, you will be stealing

the engraving plates you
so zealously guarded.

[intense music]

[drum roll]

Ms. Robbins.
Nice to see you again.

Hello, major.

- You with us for lunch?
- I think so.

I was supposed to meet someone

but maybe he changed his mind.

Did a man come in and identify
himself as Secret Service?

No. Why?

Um, your fiance.

When was the last time
you talked with him?

About an hour ago.

Is everything alright?

Oh, yes, yes, I think so, uh..

Would you get him on
the phone for me, please?

Of course.

- On the house, major.
- Thank you.

Hank? Honey, just a minute.

Thank you.

- Hello, Hank.
- 'Yes, major.'

Did a Secret Service man contact
you? Dan Fletcher is his name.

As a matter of fact, he did. He
came over, identified himself.

And he said you sent him.

Told me he was my
"guardian angel."

Did he go into
the building with you?

I was under the impression

he was gonna wait outside

until I came out.

I mean, after all,
what could happen to me in here?

Oh, maybe I better come over.

(Hank)
'Ah, no, no, no reason, major.'

I've got some extra time off,
so I'm leaving early today.

Matter of fact,
I'm on my way out right now.

Alright.

- Is everything, okay?
- Oh, fine, fine.

Everything appears to be normal.

[intense music]

Well...you have a nice

quiet weekend.

At least until tomorrow,
when this thing goes off.

[clock ticking]

They won't even know,
which plates are missing.

[dramatic music]

I ought to take care of you
here and now.

Maybe the other is better.

The waiting, hmm?

While all the while
the bomb ticks away.

[clock ticking]

Oh, Mr. Miller.

Major Trevor.

I can't understand
what happened to Fletcher.

He's one of
the Secret Service's best men.

If you don't mind,
I'll stick with you

until a replacement shows up.

Come on, major.
That's not really necessary.

- What are they talking about?
- Don't get nervous.

- Well, I just thought that--
- I appreciate your concern.

But I don't think
I really need it.

- Ah.
- What's wrong?

Oh, I gotta bad tooth.

Must be a-a filling loose,
but it will be alright.

It could be an abscess.
You ought to see a dentist fast.

No, I'm sure
it will be alright, uh..

If it's bothering me tomorrow,
I'll see a dentist then.

Tomorrow, nothing. Look.
I've got a friend.

Right around the corner.
He does great work.

He'd probably see you
right away.

Well, he's probably busy.

Hey, I said he's a buddy.

Besides, you are top priority.

You're a very important
man to us.

Consider yourself requisitioned.

Well, uh, let me just tell
Maggie then, huh?

Sure, sure, go ahead.
I'll call a cab.

Meet you right back here.

[dramatic music]

He insists
I go see his dentist.

I told you in Berlin to have
that tooth fixed.

Major Trevor must be eliminated.
As well as the others.

No one must be left.

No ragged edges.
Do you understand?

I understand.

You know where we have to meet.

And what you have to do.

I do.

[instrumental music]

Mr. Miller..

'...I said you were
stealing the plates.'

Well done.

My country thanks you.
I thank you.

(Wotan)
'As a matter of fact,
I'm most grateful'

to all of you...
for your participation.

Auf wiedersehen.

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

[music continues]

- The bracelet is flexible.
- Yeah?

Yes, there a way to make it fit

if that's what you wanna do.

- How?
- Well, let me show you.

Ah, no way. You'll grab it.
I know it stops bullets.

Uh, just point, uh,
how to do it.

Alright.

Now look, you see
the soft part of your wrist.

- In here?
- Yeah.

All you have to really do
is just..

[dramatic music]

[groaning]

Quickly.

Go to the War Department.

Tell the guard there
you want to speak

to General Blankenship.

No one else.

Tell him what's happened here.

And hurry.

(male #2)
'Steve.'

How is he?

Look, maybe I haven't
seen too many..

...posters about the enemy.

But...you know what this is?

Oh, yeah, it's a filling.
Was that the trouble?

There was some decay under it
causing pressure.

He, he really must have
been in pain.

Steve, this filling is
made of steel.

Now, I've heard that the Nazis
are so short of gold and silver

that they have to use steel
for fillings.

Of course.

Have you got much more
to do on him?

He's about finished.
I put in a temporary.

Told him to come back next week.

You didn't tell him what you
told me about the filling.

- Did you?
- No.

Good, I'll get you a medal

if what I'm thinking is right.

A gold or silver one.

Make it gold.

[instrumental music]

[clanking]

Uh, be back in a minute.

Jason, what's going
on down here?

Jason!

Where did Wotan take the plates?

And what are his plans
for the counterfeiting?

I-I don't know.
He didn't..

Uh-uh, Smith Point.

His submarine is going
to pick us up there.

Uh, well, major,
thank you very much.

But I don't wanna keep you.

Oh, no problem.

Where is Maggie?

Something going on
in the basement.

She said she'd be right back.

This is one boat
you are both going to miss.

Service is bad enough
without her

taking off like this.

Maybe we better take a look.

Uh, no, no, no, you, uh..

You go on.
I'll take care of it.

Oh, now, wait just a minute.

Remember, I told you.
You are top priority.

[dramatic music]

They've escaped.
Wonder Woman knows the plan.

Stand back.

[gunshot]

Oh, look out!

Stop, hold it.

Inside.

What about him?

Another agent will
take care of Major Trevor.

- Where is Fletcher?
- Is he that Secret Service man?

Yeah. What did you do?
Kill him?

He's locked in the vault
with a bomb.

But that won't matter to you.

I'm sorry. The General is
at the White House.

Very high level meetings.

He'd have my head
if I interrupted him there.

(Etta)
'Maggie, couldn't you tell me
what the problem is?'

Wonder Woman said
only the General Blankenship.

Wonder Woman?

Maybe I should call the general
at the White House.

[instrumental music]

Yes, we're just in time.

Our submarine is due to surface
in just three minutes.

[instrumental music]

[upbeat music]

[thud]

Check and see what that is.

Quickly! Quickly!

[music continues]

[clock ticking]

[intense music]

There it is.

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

[theme music]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

[loud popping]

[music continues]

You've won this round.

But at least we've eliminated
Major Trevor

and that Secret Service agent.

What have you done with them?

Where are they?

Valhalla!

[clock clicking]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Oh, bless you.

Another five seconds, pal,
we both would've bought it.

Steve!

Oh, I was so worried.

He said you were dead.

Nothing to worry about,
Wonder Woman.

We handled this
all on our own..

...for a change.

[laughing]

Well, here it is Etta.
One copy for the General.

And one for your files.

Oh, uh..

...would you file
this with it..

...as a souvenir?

A two dollar bill?

The last of
the two dollar bills.

The government decided
to take 'em out of circulation.

They didn't want to chance
a repetition of Wotan's plan.

Hmph. The last of
the two dollar bills.

It seems historic in a way.

(Steve)
'In a way, I guess it is.'

I've read this copy

of Dan Fletcher's report
to his superiors..

...all about the way you
diffused the bomb and saved him.

- Well, I really didn't--
- That's not in here.

Just about the spies
being captured

and-and the plates
being recovered.

Steve, you gave all
the credit to Wonder Woman.

Well, she deserves it.

I guess you're right.

When you come right down
to it, I don't know

what we would have done
without her.

She is a wonder.

Strong and fearless..

And still compassionate.

All the virtues of femininity

with none of the vices.

(Etta)
'You're right.'

Sometimes I wish
I was like Wonder Woman.

Most of the time, I wish
I was like Wonder Woman.

[chuckles]
There's only one
Wonder Woman, Etta.

Etta, I think
the most we can do

is try to be the best woman
we can possibly be.

(Steve)
'Sound advice, Diana.'

Thank you,
it's just something

my mother used to tell me.

[theme song]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All the world
is waiting for you ♪

♪ And the power you possess ♪

♪ In your satin tights ♪

♪ Fighting for your rights ♪

♪ And the old red
white and blue ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All our hopes are
pinned upon you ♪

♪ And the magic that you do ♪

♪ Stop a bullet cold ♪

♪ Make the axis fold ♪

♪ Change their minds ♪

♪ And change the world ♪

♪ You're a wonder
Wonder Woman ♪♪