Wonder Woman (1975–1979): Season 1, Episode 6 - The Feminum Mystique: Part 2 - full transcript

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(Lynda)
This is Lynda Carter,
and here are some scenes

from part one
of "The Feminine Mystique.."

It's amazing, isn't it?

(Diana)
'Yes, it's very impressive.'

(Captain Radl)
'Are you sure
that thing can fly?'

We have copies of their plans.

I've studied the controls
so much, I know them by heart.

And you can fly it?

[explosions]

[instrumental music]

Red Control, this is Red Leader.
Code Z is in effect.

[explosion]

Your plane explodes,
and one of our submarines

is able to pluck you
from the sea.

At least we know now
their experimental

jet plane is no good.

What about the others
on your mission?

Taken prisoner,
all except Captain Radl

who is obviously still somewhere
in the United States.

- You heard we lost the XPJ-1.
- Yes, Berlin told me.

Well, the Americans
have got a secret weapon

that makes the XPJ-1

pale into insignificance.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Your daughter grows stronger
and more agile every day.

Yes, she grows more and more
like her older sister.

But it's your older sister that
I wish to talk to you about.

When I sent her away to America

I had no idea she would become

such a legend as Wonder Woman.

Mother says to tell you

that you've spent enough time
in America

and you should come home
to Paradise Island

and start assuming your role
as heiress to the throne.

This mysterious woman

and her bracelets.

This matter has priority
even over the XPJ-1.

It's of incalculable importance.

[instrumental music]

[explosion]

What would you imagine
we'd want of Wonder Woman?

I don't know.

But whatever it is,
you're not going to get it.

What have you done
with General Blankenship?

Just used him to flush you out.

(Lynda)
And now, the conclusion
of "The Feminine Mystique.."

- Oh, Diana.
- Yes.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.

Any news of Drusilla yet?

None. I have tried everything.
The hospital, the police.

She seems to have disappeared
without a trace.

Is there any place
she could have gone off to?

Well...she might have gone home.

Have you tried
calling your family?

It's a little bit difficult
to get through to them.

They don't have a telephone?

- Oh, no.
- Hm.

Or perhaps you ought to go home
and see for yourself.

Take a few days off.

Incidentally, where is home?

Well, it's a long way from here.

And right now,
I'd rather stay in Washington.

Well, whatever you like.

But don't worry.
It won't help Drusilla.

I suppose so.

[instrumental music]

That's funny, she reminds me
of someone I know.

Who?

Just a young girl
I met the other day.

It's not her, of course.
But, uh, there are similarities.

Ah, we're wasting time. Come.

I called you here to make sure
once and for all

that she is this Wonder Woman.

We must be sure beyond
a shadow of a doubt.

Hurry.

[dramatic music]

[door clanking]

[grunts]

I brought you some company,
Wonder Woman.

[gunshot]

[muffled mumbling]

[dramatic music]

Satisfied, captain?

Yes...satisfied.

The bracelets.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

I-I'll tell him right away.

[knocking on the door]

Steve,
General Blankenship just called.

He wants to see you
as soon as possible.

It's about the XPJ-1.

The airfield reported
that Peter Knight

didn't show up
for work this morning.

That's odd.

- Did you call his home?
- The general did.

But there was no answer.

Hm. I wonder where he is.

[bubbling]

- Any luck?
- Just a moment.

I've checked the crystalline,
the chemical

and the mechanical
heterogeneity.

It's like nothing
I've ever come across before.

Ah..

What is that supposed to mean?

If it's an alloy, I have no idea
of its components.

If it's in its natural state

I don't know
where it comes from.

[sighs]

Well, then we will have
to make her tell us.

(Peter)
'How?'

I had hoped to avoid this,
but if there is no other way..

Well, she doesn't seem
like the kind of woman

who's easily intimidated.

She's just a child.

She won't be able
to hold out long.

[bubbling]

- You know, I wonder.
- What?

Remember that young girl
I was telling you about?

The one that was attracted
to me

in the kinda schoolgirl crush?

Hm.

Well, maybe..

I'd like to try something.

[scoffs]

You want to see
if your masculine charms

work on this one too?

If it doesn't work

we can always do it your way.

Very well.

[dramatic music]

Are you alright?

[groans]

Yes, I think so.

They got, they got pretty mad

when you threw him
around like that.

They took it out on me.

I've seen you before,
you're Wonder Woman.

- My name's Peter Knight.
- Yes, I know.

You must've seen me
that day the Nazis

attacked the airfield.

Oh, yes.

You're the designer
of the XPJ-1.

(Peter on radio)
'Yes, they're trying to force me
to tell them about it.'

- 'You haven't, have you?
- 'No, not yet.'

(Peter on radio)
'I just don't know
whether I'll be able'

'to hold out much longer.'

(Drusilla on radio)
'You've got to.'

(Peter on radio)
'It's easy for you to say.'

'You're strong
and you're capable.'

[groaning]
You must understand.

We have to get out of here,
we have to get.. Oh.

Come sit down.

How are we going to do that?

You have these powers.

I've seen you,
you're super strong.

'You can deflect bullets.'

But not without
my Feminum Bracelets, and..

- Well, they took them from me.
- What's "Feminum?"

It's the metal that we make
the bracelets from.

- I've never heard of it.
- Oh, you wouldn't have.

There's only one source
of it in the whole world.

Where's that?

I'm afraid
I can't tell you that.

Don't you trust me?

Oh, of course I do.

It's just that..

Well, that's one
of the very first commandments.

"Never tell anyone
about Paradise Island."

Oh, dear.

I've gone and told you.

No, you didn't. I mean, I-I
still don't know where it is.

There is no such place

as Paradise Island.

That's what she said.
You heard her?

(Drusilla)
...and never really see it.

I think it has something
to do with refraction.

- Light refraction?
- Tsk. I'm not sure.

[chuckles]
I really didn't
pay enough attention

in my science class.

Well, when you go there
yourself, how do you find it?

Well, that's easy.
I know where it is.

Tell me where it is.

That way, if we ever
get out of here alive..

...I'll be able to visit you.

Honestly, I can't.

(Peter on radio)
'Must be heaven there, though.'

'I bet the moon's full
all the time.'

(Drusilla on radio)
'Oh, silly, that's
an astronomical impossibility.'

'But Orion..'

'Well, sometimes it seems just
about as bright as the moon.'

- 'Orion, in the west?'
- 'No, the east.'

(Drusilla on radio)
'Don't you know anything?'

(Peter on radio)
'In direct conjunction
with Glorian?'

(Drusilla on radio)
'Minus five degrees, actually.'

- 'But you do know..'
- 'Is Vega bright too?'

(Drusilla on radio)
'Not so bright.'

- 'But Castor..'
- That's it.

(Drusilla on radio)
'Sometimes, with Caster,
you feel like..'

Let's get him out of there.

[intense music]

Take him.

What are you going
to do with him?

Out!

Peter. What are they going
to do with you?

I don't know. Goodbye.
No, no.

It's no use, Wonder Woman.

Take care of yourself.

I'm ready.

[intense music]

Tsk. There's nothing there.

That's it. Swear to it.

You had better be right.

What do you want me
to do with her?

Nothing, she may be lying.

If so, we will want
to speak to her again.

My way.

You go to the airfield now,
the XPJ-1 is your only concern.

What are you gonna do?

Radio Berlin.

This is what
they've been waiting for.

[keys clacking]

(Diana)
Yes. Well, thank you very much.

Any news of Drusilla?

None, the police assure me
they're still looking.

I'm sorry, Diana.

Thank you.
I appreciate your concern.

[footsteps approaching]

General Blankenship wanted you
to see this right away, sir.

What is it?

One of our navy ships

intercepted what they think

is a Nazi signal.

Emanating from where?

'Somewhere off
the Florida coast.'

It was routed through
our enemy intelligence.

Thank you, Etta.

Strange.

There's been no enemy activity
in that area before.

What's happening?

Well, the Nazis are ordering up
a land attack force.

But there's no land there.

Where?

Right there.

Thirty, twenty-two, north.

Sixty-four, forty-seven, west.

Paradise Island.

Steve..

...I've decided
to take your advice.

Perhaps, Drusilla
did go home after all.

I'd like some leave.

Certainly,
anything I can do to help?

Arrange transportation
or something?

Thank you, no.

I have my own transportation.

[instrumental music]

[aircraft whirring]

- Mother?
- Darling!

Diana, my child!

Oh, how lovely to see you again!

It's so good to be back, mother.

Let me see you,
how nice you look.

Oh.

Is Drusilla here?

No, I thought she was with you.

Well, then, she's disappeared.

Disappeared?

She's so young.

How did she manage that?

I don't know, mother.

But I think it has something
to do with some very bad news.

Oh?

The Nazis know
about Paradise Island

and I believe that they
are going to attack us.

Now, what would the Nazis
want with us?

Well, in my identity
as Wonder Woman

they know many things
about me.

And about the Feminum Bracelets.

I believe
it's the Feminum they want.

Well, what are we going
to do to stop them?

Defend the mine.

With our lives, if necessary.

Daughter,
why don't you take charge?

Of course.

I'll take Dalma and Magda
and just a few others.

Why so few?

Well, we don't want
to alarm everyone.

Fortunately, the mine
is located on a remote spot

on the other side
of the island.

We'll leave for there
in two hours.

- Diana, darling.
- Yes, mother.

Why don't you just reason
with your Nazis?

Mother.
Would you take my word for it?

There is no reasoning
with the Nazis.

Don't you believe me?

Of course I do.

Run along, dear.

[intense music]

Captain Radl, how nice
to have you aboard.

Thank you, you make parachuting
into the Caribbean

sound almost pleasant.

Radl, what are you
Intelligence types up to now?

I've orders to land you
and some of my best men

on an island that doesn't exist.

It exists.

Then why isn't it marked

on any of my charts?

I don't know why
it isn't marked.

But if you wish

we can take the whole matter up
with high command.

That won't be necessary.

Now, we're going overland
to the mine

and should anyone ask

we are merely going
on a hunting trip.

We don't want to cause
unnecessary alarm.

The whole thing sounds
like enormous fun.

It may be many things, Dalma,
but it won't be fun.

Ah, ladies, are we ready?

Mother!
What are you doing here?

- I'm going with you.
- But you put me in command.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You're still in command.

But these are my people
and my island

and my responsibility.

I'm going with you.

Very well. Are we ready?

- Yes, of course, princess.
- Then let's go!

- Of course.
- Let's go.

We have to be there
before dawn.

Ah, these Nazis don't stand
a chance against my Amazons.

Don't be too sure, mother.

They're clever
and they're devious.

Like most men.

Like your American friend,
Major Trevor?

He's clever.

But he doesn't have
a devious bone in his body.

You should know, daughter.

Mother!

[instrumental music]

[intense music]

Hi, Steve!

[engine revving]

- Well, how's it lookin'?
- Really good.

How's it going?
She'll be ready for tomorrow?

Yeah, I think so.
Oh, listen.

I just signed
on a new chief mechanic.

I'd like you to meet him.
He's brilliant.

Harvey!
Harvey, come on over here.

I want you to meet
Major Steve Trevor.

Oh, where's Diana today
and that

uh, cute little sister of hers?

Oh, she had some
urgent family business

went home for a while.

I think Dru's there too.

Well, they're nice girls.

I hope
it's nothing to worry about.

No, no, no,
Diana is very capable.

- She'll handle it.
- Yeah, Harvey.

Harvey Manning,
Major Steve Trevor.

- Nice to meet you.
- How do you do, sir?

[intense music]

[horse trotting]

Any sign of them, daughter?

No, mother. None.

Perhaps, you're wrong.
Perhaps, they won't attack.

They'll attack, alright.

Well, it's way past dawn
and there's no sign of them.

Mother, there's one
important thing that I learned

from my time
in the United States

reading all the war reports,
battling the enemy.

They are cruel,
inhuman and Barbaric.

But they are predictable.

They'll be here.

[intense music]

[indistinct chatter]

[both chuckling]

[music continues]

What are you doing?

You're supposed
to be on lookout.

If I had been a Nazi,
all of our defensive planning

would have been wasted.

Oh, Diana, you worry too much.

Come join us in a game.

Please, you must keep a lookout.

If the Nazis catch us unaware--

Diana, tell us again
about the Nazi men.

- Blond hair, the blue eyes.
- What are they like?

I've told you this before.

They are not like other men.

They destroy
what they cannot control.

But I thought
all men were like that.

There are some good men
in the outside world.

They are the ones
we must help defeat the Nazis.

Maybe, uh..

Maybe, we'll greet the Nazis.
And welcome them.

And find out for ourselves
what they're really like.

You will have to take my word
for what they're really like.

You will both now stand lookout
and be on guard for them.

Yes, princess.

[intense music]

Over there. To the right.

I think Diana's sojourn
in America

has done her no good
at all, she..

[gasps]

[grunting]

[both laughing]

I don't care what Diana says,
I think they're cute.

Not very strong.
But you're right, they are cute.

[both chuckling]

Oh, please don't.
We just want to be friends.

[grunts]

[water splashes]

[chuckling]
Why do they have
to be so stubborn?

[gasping]

[gasping]

[intense music]

[explosion]

Oh..

Wait till I contact Berlin
and tell 'em

we've conquered a whole island
of Wonder Women.

[music continues]

Here's something to eat.

It may not be good,
but at least it's hot.

[grunts]

[telephone ringing]

General Blankenship's office.

Oh, I'm sorry,
Major Trevor is out of town.

I'm taking his calls.

Drusilla, where have you been?
We've all been frantic..

- It's Drusilla.
- Drusilla.

Uh, this is General Blankenship.
Where have you been, young lady?

I'll tell you later, general

but for now,
I need to speak with Diana.

- Well, she's gone on leave.
- Well, then.

Let me speak with Major Trevor.

Oh, he's out at the airport.

Now, Drusilla, listen to me.

'I think that you should..'

We've been disconnected.

Call her back
at Diana's apartment.

Yes, sir.

[telephone ringing]

[intense music]

Who are you,
and how did you get in here?

I'm, uh,
I'm Major Trevor's niece.

Get in, I'll take you
to see Major Trevor.

Major Trevor should keep
better tabs on his relatives.

Let's go. Get in.

Alright, young lady, suppose
you tell me where you've been.

We've all been worried
about you.

I was taken prisoner
by the Nazis.

Oh, come on, Dru.
You can do better than that.

Why would anybody want
to take you prisoner?

I don't know, but they did.

And they know
about the XPJ-1.

And Peter's dead.

- Peter who?
- Peter Knight.

They tortured him
and then they killed him.

Come here.

Now, look out there.

Now, tell me that again
about Peter Knight.

- He escaped.
- He didn't escape.

He hasn't been anywhere.
He took one morning off.

Apart from that,
he's been right here

at the airfield all the time.

Now, I suppose
you'll tell me the truth.

What have you been up to?

Where's Diana?

She went home.
She took some leave.

- She was worried about you.
- Home?

- She wouldn't have gone there.
- She did.

She was extremely concerned.
I know her.

Well, if she went home,
it was for some other reason.

Well, we'll discuss that later.

Now, why are you telling me
all this nonsense

about Peter Knight?

It's not nonsense!

Was he really there
the whole time?

Yes.

Except for the morning
before last.

Right, he was working on..

How did you know
it was day before yesterday?

Major Trevor. He's a Nazi spy.

Peter?

[chuckling]

He's a Nazi spy!

And if you don't believe me

ask him about Captain Radl
and Mr. Harris

and how the Nazis knew
about the XPJ-1.

And-and where he was
the other morning.

And how they knew that
General Blankenship and I

were leaving when we did.

You're serious, aren't you?

Of course I am.

Alright, I will ask him.

But you stay here.

- Peter.
- Oh, hi, Steve.

Where'd you go
the other morning?

- Why?
- I need to know.

Well, I had to see someone.
Personal business.

Captain Radl?

Who's Captain Radl?

You tell me.

I don't know.

What's this all about?

Well, I'm not sure yet.

But someone's made some pretty
serious allegations against you.

I owe it to everyone
to have them checked out.

So until I do,
I'm takin' you off the XPJ-1.

Come on, Steve.

That's ridiculous!

Who made these allegations?

A young girl. Said she
was kidnapped by the Nazis.

And that perhaps
you had something..

[intense music]

Put that man
in the guardhouse!

[intense music]

[rocks rattling]

No. Mother, I cannot do it.

You must,
with me here under guard

you're next in line to lead.

'And you must lead our Amazons'

to victory over these evil men.

- But mother--
- 'No!'

You must have
no concern for me.

They've threatened your life.
If I tried to do anything..

Diana..

Daughter. Dear daughter.

I am pleased by your concern.

But my safety is unimportant

as long as my people
are imprisoned.

Now, when you're queen

you will know that no ruler
is truly safe or secure

as long as her people
are not free.

Now, you must do
everything in your power

to defeat these evil men

who've invaded
our Island Paradise.

(Captain Radl)
'Good morning.'

It's time you joined
the others at work.

[intense music]

I trust madame is comfortable?

Your subjects
are very good workers.

Especially when they know
what will happen to their queen

if they do not work.

They're extraordinary fighters
as well.

Uh-uh.

We have already disproven that.

And there is no rematch
scheduled.

What has happened
to my other daughter in America?

Yes, the information
she gave us was accurate.

She will have been
killed by now.

You couldn't!

Madame, we are at war.

That is no justification
for killing innocent people.

I'm sorry.

What's going to happen?

I don't know.

But I will think of some way
we can defeat them.

(male #1)
'You two women,
stop that talking over there.'

You keep it quiet.

I've heard from headquarters.

They're diverting
the cargo vessel

from the South American run
to pick up the ore.

- How long before it arrives?
- Three or four days.

You'll have this mind trickling
by then.

What about them?

Berlin is interested
in where they get

their strength and longevity.

We're to send them
to Berlin for a study

and possible breeding.

Here, here, work!
Keep working!

You will continue
mining the Feminum.

[intense music]

[rocks rattling]

[music continues]

[music continues]

Oh, Dru.
It's so good to see you.

I've been so worried about you.
Where have you been?

See, I was taken prisoner
by the Nazis

and it slipped out.

Dru, what're you tellin' me?
What slipped?

The location of Paradise Island.

I'm sorry, Diana,
I know everything

is terrible and I caused it.

- It's my fault.
- No, no, no. It's alright.

It's not your fault.

We'll just have to devise a way
to defeat them. That's all.

- How?
- There are eight of them.

Plus two officers.

We'll have to get our bracelets
back without them knowing it.

How can we?

Here's how we're going
to do it.

[intense music]

Dru, what are you doing here?

Take this.

[music continues]

Captain.

You Nazis, what is it you hope
to gain by this war?

Living space, madame.

The Third Reich
needs living space.

The entire world?

If necessary.

You hit me one more time and I'm
gonna do something about it.

- What're you gonna do?
- Just try it and you'll see.

[screaming]

Carl, break that up!

'Stop it. You hear me? Stop it!'

[indistinct clamoring]

You'll stay here, Your Majesty.

- 'Do you hear me?'
- You come with me.

Come here, you fool,
you're supposed to be..

Diana, quickly, the bracelets
he took from our people

are here in the pack.

Hurry, before he returns.

[indistinct clamoring]

Stop fighting..

[gunshot]

Stop!

You would be better served

by saving your energy for work.

Any trouble like this again,
and one of you will be shot.

Is that understood?

Get on with it.

- He's coming now.
- Go, go!

[whirring]

Now, where were we?

You were telling me
why the Treaty of Versailles

was so important to you.

Thank you. Most gracious. Yes.

Treaty of Versailles.

Magda!

Take these bracelets.

Tell the others to get theirs
as they come down.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Hans.
It's time for our relief.

Hans! What are you up to?

Lieutenant Weil!

'Lieutenant Weil!'

What's the matter?
What is it?

Private Tucker, sir,
he doesn't answer.

If he's left his post,
I'll court martial him.

What should we do?

Take them.
It's our only chance.

Tucker, where are you?

Tucker!

Tucker.. Lazy swine!
I told you..

[intense music]

[gunshot]

Well done, sisters!

[cheering]

You will release my men

'and take off those bracelets'

or this old woman will die.

Ladies, ignore him.
I beg of you.

Daughter, I command you!

I mean what I say.

I know you do.

Do as he says.

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

[intense music]

- Captain Radl.
- Madame.

Did I understand you
to call me an old woman?

You did.

That's what I thought you said.
Diana!

Would you care
to discuss it further?

Go on, shoot.

That's what you
came here for, isn't it?

But you know what will happen.

Or you could admit defeat
by an old woman

and drop your gun.

[intense music]

[chuckles]

Darling.

Well, that really wasn't
very bad at all.

I'm terribly proud
of both of you.

And we are very proud
to be your daughters.

Even in the face of death

you were the best possible
example we could have.

Well, how could I think
of my own safety

when I was so worried
about all of you?

Drusilla, my dear, listen to me.

I sent you, a young girl,
into a strange land

to do a woman's job.

'Now, it's true
you made mistakes.'

But you did come back
and help us rid our island

of those dreadful Nazis.

And you, my daughter,
not only did you

'make our island safe again'

but you made me very happy
with your concern

over my personal safety.

[sighs]
Truly, I'm blessed

to have
two such lovely daughters.

But now, I've had enough
of this outdoor life.

I want to get back to the palace

and to some civilized comforts.

And what happens to them?

Ah, I have plans for them.

- You understand, Sonia?
- Perfectly, majesty.

A complete blank.

They'll remember nothing
that has occurred

in the last seven days.

Good, good.
Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, girls. Come in, come in.

I was just discussing
the prisoners' fate with Sonia.

And what is it to be?

They're to be given the drug
from the Hibernian Tree.

- The memory blocking drug.
- That's right.

They'll remember nothing
about Paradise Island.

And then, we'll put them
in their little rubber boats

and set them adrift.

And you, daughter

'you're to call
the United States Navy'

'and they'll come
and pick them up.'

And then intern them
for the rest of the war.

No, mother.

Thanks to me, the Nazis know
about Paradise Island.

- They're sure to send others.
- No, no, darling.

They're not certain
that the information

you gave them was correct.

Captain Radl told me.

As a matter of fact,
they may even think

that you lied.

Why, me?

'I know. I know
it's impossible for you to lie.'

But men don't know that.

They lie all the time.

I found that out.

Peter was the worst of all.

- Peter Knight?
- He's a Nazi spy.

- Does Steve know that?
- Well, I told him.

And he went out to talk to him.

I had to leave,
so I don't know what happened.

Mother, I must talk
to Captain Radl.

- He will know.
- Well, very well, my dear.

But you better hurry
before Sonia gives him that drug

or he won't remember a thing.

[instrumental music]

I'm going to ask you
some questions.

And I reluctantly
will refuse to answer them.

I don't think so.

Please, please.
What is this game?

Now, tell me
about Peter Knight.

I have nothing..

He is working for us.

He is a spy.

Is he still working
on the XPJ-1?

No, his cover was blown.

He was arrested.

So the XPJ-1 is now safe.

Yes.. No.

There is another man.

Who? What is his name?

Carl Wertz.

He's working undercover

as the chief mechanic
on the project.

In fact, he's one of the best
pilots in the Luftwaffe.

Quickly, what name is he using?

Manning. Harvey Manning.

And he plans to fly the XPJ-1
instead of Steve Trevor

to a secret landing field
they have.

I must return to America
before it's too late.

Oh, darling, I do hate
to let you go away

when you've so recently
returned to Paradise Island.

But, mother, you now know
what the Nazis are like.

Can we afford to let them
win this terrible war?

Of course not.

- Go, then.
- Me too?

I can help.
I've helped before.

If it wasn't for me, you'd still
be prisoners of the Nazis.

Very well, Drusilla.
You may go with my blessing.

But now, listen,
now, the minute you finish

you're to come right back home
to Paradise Island.

- Do you under--
- Yes, mother, I understand.

- Oh, goodbye, mother.
- Goodbye, darling.

Oh, and, Diana, can I fly?

Not this time.
I'll do the flying.

Goodbye, mother.

Goodbye.

instrumental music]

Here's a beauty, Steve.

Couple of squatters of these
and we'll really show 'em.

If she does everything
they say she does

I'll agree with you, general.

If you'll excuse me

I'll go get
into my flying clothes.

- I'll see you later.
- Right.

[intense music]

- You stay here.
- But why?

Up to now, they think
there's only one of us.

Better we keep it that way.

Good luck, Steve.

[intense music]

- General Blankenship!
- Wonder Woman.

You're just in time
to see the test flight.

Where's Major Trevor?

Wha..
Where else? In the XPJ-1.

[whirring]

Where's Harvey Manning,
the chief mechanic?

I don't know.

I can't take the chance.

If it's Steve, he'll forgive me.

If not, he'll thank me.

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

[theme music]

Control, this is XPJ-1.
Ready for take-off.

She must be crazy!

(man on radio)
'Oh, roger, Steve.
You're clear for take off.'

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

Steve! Then.. Then who..

Come on!

- Thank you, Wonder Woman.
- Are you alright, Steve?

Oh, it's just a bruise, thanks.

I'd like to take her up now,
sir.

Are you sure you're fit?

Oh, I'm fine.

We'll talk after the flight.

Good luck, Steve.

[instrumental music]

Isn't he wonderful?

[intense music]

Hello.

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

Ah, she's everything they said
she was, sir, and more.

- Well done, Steve.
- Thank you, sir.

Say, what happened to Wertz?
Did they catch him?

Yes.
The poor man's lost his mind.

He gave himself up
babbling something

about a 15-year-old girl
with the strength of ten men.

[chuckles]
An intern camp will take care
of that, sir.

Well, excuse me, Steve.
I want to check her over.

Right, sir.
Where is Wonder Woman?

- I don't know.
- 'I think she had to leave.'

Diana!
It's good to have you back.

- It's good to be back.
- Everything alright at home?

- Everything's fine.
- I'm fine too.

Dru, where have you been,
you had us all

worried half to death.

Well, to tell you the truth,
I was on the--

It's a long story, Steve,
and let's just say

that Dru is acting
like a teenager.

The really important thing
is that

she's back with us and safe.

- 'Isn't it?'
- That's right, Diana.

But don't you scare us
like that again, okay?

Yes, sir.

You know, it's too bad
about Wonder Woman.

I wanted to thank her.

Tell her once again how much
I appreciate her help.

I'm sure she knows that.

Didn't you get
that impression, Dru?

Yes, I did.

This calls us for a celebration.

And it's on me, huh?
Ha-ha!

Hey, you really know
how to cut a rug.

- I know how to dance too.
- That's what I said.

Gee, could I have
some more ice cream?

- More?
- Yeah.

There's still three flavors
I haven't tasted yet.

Oh, yeah, I-I guess so.

Oh, neat!

[instrumental music]

She really enjoys Washington.

Why don't you let her stay,
just for a few days?

I'd love to, but one of us

should be at home
with our mother.

Well, I sure don't
want you to go.

- You don't?
- 'Oh, no!'

You're the best secretary
I ever had.

'It'd take me weeks
to replace you.

[laughs]

I'm just kidding.

The truth is,
you're irreplaceable.

And I don't mean
just as a secretary.

[laughs]

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All the world
is waiting for you ♪

♪ And the power you possess ♪

♪ In your satin tights ♪

♪ Fighting for your rights ♪

♪ And the old Red
White and Blue ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All our hopes
are pinned upon you ♪

♪ And the magic that you do ♪

♪ Stop a bullet cold ♪

♪ Make the axis fold ♪

♪ Change their minds ♪

♪ And change the world ♪

♪ You're a wonder
Wonder Woman ♪♪