Wolverine and the X-Men (2008–2009): Season 1, Episode 6 - X-Calibre - full transcript
There is news that Nightcrawler was seen on a ship traveling to Genosha.
Previously on
Wolverine and the X-Men.
Come on and help me out.
You're an X-Man, do it yourself.
Kurt!
Charles.
I have confirmed
that the explosion
was indeed centered
on Charles's position.
So he was the likely target.
I've gotta fix this and
I want you with me.
Why don't you ask the others?
What others?
I don't know where anyone is.
All right, the X-Men are back.
Well, kind of. It's just us.
Oh, but what about Kitty?
Couldn't you catch
her before she left?
You know where she is?
She told me she's
heading to Genosha.
I can find Professor
Xavier for you.
Where is he? Genosha.
He appeared on my
island one week ago.
We found him like
this on our coastline.
His place is with you.
However, I wish
you would consider
making Genosha your home.
No more violence, no more...
Yeah, we've seen the billboards.
Thanks, but no thanks.
This was a mistake.
Why did we do this?
What choice did we
have? We couldn't stay.
At least in Genosha we'll
have a chance to live our lives.
We'll never make it to Genosha.
Yes, we will.
Wait.
Something is out there.
I sense...
It's massive.
Captain, eight of
the mutants are sick.
We've gotta turn back.
We've weathered worse.
But we would have
avoided this storm
if we hadn't
diverted to Genosha.
We got no business
transporting mutants.
No, but we do have
business... Good business.
Other ships are raking it in
ferrying freaks to that island.
So why not us?
We're a cargo ship
and we're two days off course.
What is that?
Oh, no.
Run program Brawler, Level 10.
Warning, level
10 is unauthorized.
Override. Let's go.
Freeze program.
So Bobby said you
wanted to see me?
Ah, yes, but not now.
Fine.
Last night Cerebro got a
hit on Nightcrawler's position.
Finally. Where
has that guy been?
Who knows?
But right now he's somewhere
in the city moving around a lot.
So go help Hank with the search.
Glad to. Resume program.
Captain Gruber?
I'm... No names.
Aren't you going to count it?
I will. At sea.
You better hope it's all there.
And don't show up here again
unless you've got
the cash, freak.
Animal.
He went this way! - Get him!
Mutant!
Demon!
Freak! Monster!
He's in here.
Excuse me, sir.
You're supposed
to stay in the hold.
I know, but everyone
is wondering
when the food will arrive.
You people are priceless.
You paid for passage,
not meals!
Now, get back in there.
Yeah, the Avalon's
all right, I guess.
I've been on worse.
Just be glad we didn't
ship out on the Ellis.
Why? What's
wrong with the Ellis?
You didn't hear?
On their way to Genosha,
they got stripped and dipped.
By who?
Pirates.
And the crew floated all night
before any rescuers showed up.
Oh, man!
Okay, let's tell the
men chow's ready.
Do you smell
that? It smells like...
food!
Huh?
What the...
Hey.
Hey, what's going on?
What do you mean, vanished?
Gone in a puff of smoke.
The whole table, food and all.
Same with the bedding.
Seems we got us a
mutant dissatisfied
with the guest accommodations.
Sammy?
You know you're not
supposed to be up on deck.
Now, come on.
Aw.
Hurry it up.
Thank you for the
food and blankets.
You're welcome.
You're Nightcrawler, aren't
you? One of the X-Men.
Yes,
but you can call me Kurt.
Well, I'm Squidboy.
Well, I... I'm really Sammy,
but you can call me Squidboy.
That would be my X-Man
name if you... You know.
If what?
Well, if my powers
didn't stink and all.
You know what?
When I was your age, I felt
the same way about my abilities.
But your powers are so cool.
All I can do is
breathe underwater.
Ah, yes, but on a
leaky boat like this,
I wish I could
breathe underwater.
You'd better get below
with your mother, all right?
Okay.
Kurt?
I'm glad that you're onboard.
Oh!
Mom! Mom, what's going on?
The captain wants to see us.
We've had some thefts.
And on my ship thievery
is a punishable offense.
But when the thief hides,
the punishment
goes to everyone else.
Tell me who it is!
I don't know.
That's too bad.
No! No!
How about you?
No.
Oh!
Show yourself!
A moment of your
time, Herr Capitan.
Let's be clear, yeah?
You've been paid
well to transport
these mutants to Genosha.
That means you'll feed them
and care for them,
and if you refuse...
I will drop you right here.
Okay okay. Anything you want.
I... I... I promise.
Wunderbar.
We've come to an understanding.
Pirates.
We're here for the
mutants. Find the good ones.
The rest go down with the ship.
What do you got?
We think we know where Kurt is.
Look at the security
footage from the docks.
What's he doing on a cargo ship?
Similar vessels have
lucrative side businesses
transporting mutants to Genosha.
I can't believe the elf would
be headed to Genosha.
There's more to it, Logan.
Those ships have fallen
under attack by pirates.
But during rescue operations,
there's never any
sign of the mutants.
Prep the Blackbird.
Wait, wait. You
want these freaks?
Take 'em all.
Not all. Just some.
Yes.
Definitely the blue one.
Too young. Pretty.
Evaluate her powers.
If they're useful,
take her.
Good enough.
Mom!
No! Do not interfere.
It looks as if we
have a hero onboard.
Reese, make an example of him.
Leave now and
you won't get hurt.
I admire your courage.
But you have no idea
what you're up against.
You have terrorized
your last town, demon.
Kurt Wagner?
Yes?
Do not be alarmed.
My name is Charles Xavier.
I've come to offer my help.
I do not believe you.
People never want to help me.
Then allow me to be the first.
No!
Sam!
Where are we?
On their ship. But they
left the children behind.
We have to do something.
Can you teleport that far?
Ricochet, fire again.
What was that?
Nightcrawler.
We're going to repair this ship,
so I need to know
what each of you can do.
Nothing that will help us.
Our powers are worthless.
No one here is worthless.
A very smart man once
told me that mutants
are not cursed, but gifted.
Now, tell me,
what are your gifts?
I understand machines.
I mean, I can talk to them
and they listen.
I secrete sticky
goop from my hands.
Need some sticky goop?
A-and I have butterfly wings.
Oh, he doesn't talk,
but he shatters things.
Good. Wonderful.
Okay...
and let's see what
we can do with them.
Ricochet, prepare
to engage the enemy.
This time, we
leave no survivors.
Fire!
Hey! No!
What do you want with us?
I offer you the chance
to prove yourselves
in my master's games.
It's a great honor for
those of your world.
What games?
Lethal combat.
I think you'll survive much
longer than the others.
Please, someone help
me get this door open.
Let's go.
Tell your master to shop
for gladiators elsewhere.
Hey.
Drop your weapons
or we're having sushi.
Get everyone below.
I'd be careful.
You have no more
mechanical arms to lose.
This isn't over.
Kurt.
We came to rescue you.
Good of us, wasn't it?
I can't believe this.
The team is really
back together?
Long story, but yeah.
A lot has happened, Kurt.
We'll fill you in
on the flight home.
Maybe later.
Right now I need
to see this through.
What?
Kurt, we've been
looking all over for you.
No, it's okay. I get it.
Listen, if you need us...
Thanks.
Master, I have failed you.
Yes, you did.
And these X-Men. Ooh.
If they fight like
the blue one...
I must have them
all.
Wolverine and the X-Men.
Come on and help me out.
You're an X-Man, do it yourself.
Kurt!
Charles.
I have confirmed
that the explosion
was indeed centered
on Charles's position.
So he was the likely target.
I've gotta fix this and
I want you with me.
Why don't you ask the others?
What others?
I don't know where anyone is.
All right, the X-Men are back.
Well, kind of. It's just us.
Oh, but what about Kitty?
Couldn't you catch
her before she left?
You know where she is?
She told me she's
heading to Genosha.
I can find Professor
Xavier for you.
Where is he? Genosha.
He appeared on my
island one week ago.
We found him like
this on our coastline.
His place is with you.
However, I wish
you would consider
making Genosha your home.
No more violence, no more...
Yeah, we've seen the billboards.
Thanks, but no thanks.
This was a mistake.
Why did we do this?
What choice did we
have? We couldn't stay.
At least in Genosha we'll
have a chance to live our lives.
We'll never make it to Genosha.
Yes, we will.
Wait.
Something is out there.
I sense...
It's massive.
Captain, eight of
the mutants are sick.
We've gotta turn back.
We've weathered worse.
But we would have
avoided this storm
if we hadn't
diverted to Genosha.
We got no business
transporting mutants.
No, but we do have
business... Good business.
Other ships are raking it in
ferrying freaks to that island.
So why not us?
We're a cargo ship
and we're two days off course.
What is that?
Oh, no.
Run program Brawler, Level 10.
Warning, level
10 is unauthorized.
Override. Let's go.
Freeze program.
So Bobby said you
wanted to see me?
Ah, yes, but not now.
Fine.
Last night Cerebro got a
hit on Nightcrawler's position.
Finally. Where
has that guy been?
Who knows?
But right now he's somewhere
in the city moving around a lot.
So go help Hank with the search.
Glad to. Resume program.
Captain Gruber?
I'm... No names.
Aren't you going to count it?
I will. At sea.
You better hope it's all there.
And don't show up here again
unless you've got
the cash, freak.
Animal.
He went this way! - Get him!
Mutant!
Demon!
Freak! Monster!
He's in here.
Excuse me, sir.
You're supposed
to stay in the hold.
I know, but everyone
is wondering
when the food will arrive.
You people are priceless.
You paid for passage,
not meals!
Now, get back in there.
Yeah, the Avalon's
all right, I guess.
I've been on worse.
Just be glad we didn't
ship out on the Ellis.
Why? What's
wrong with the Ellis?
You didn't hear?
On their way to Genosha,
they got stripped and dipped.
By who?
Pirates.
And the crew floated all night
before any rescuers showed up.
Oh, man!
Okay, let's tell the
men chow's ready.
Do you smell
that? It smells like...
food!
Huh?
What the...
Hey.
Hey, what's going on?
What do you mean, vanished?
Gone in a puff of smoke.
The whole table, food and all.
Same with the bedding.
Seems we got us a
mutant dissatisfied
with the guest accommodations.
Sammy?
You know you're not
supposed to be up on deck.
Now, come on.
Aw.
Hurry it up.
Thank you for the
food and blankets.
You're welcome.
You're Nightcrawler, aren't
you? One of the X-Men.
Yes,
but you can call me Kurt.
Well, I'm Squidboy.
Well, I... I'm really Sammy,
but you can call me Squidboy.
That would be my X-Man
name if you... You know.
If what?
Well, if my powers
didn't stink and all.
You know what?
When I was your age, I felt
the same way about my abilities.
But your powers are so cool.
All I can do is
breathe underwater.
Ah, yes, but on a
leaky boat like this,
I wish I could
breathe underwater.
You'd better get below
with your mother, all right?
Okay.
Kurt?
I'm glad that you're onboard.
Oh!
Mom! Mom, what's going on?
The captain wants to see us.
We've had some thefts.
And on my ship thievery
is a punishable offense.
But when the thief hides,
the punishment
goes to everyone else.
Tell me who it is!
I don't know.
That's too bad.
No! No!
How about you?
No.
Oh!
Show yourself!
A moment of your
time, Herr Capitan.
Let's be clear, yeah?
You've been paid
well to transport
these mutants to Genosha.
That means you'll feed them
and care for them,
and if you refuse...
I will drop you right here.
Okay okay. Anything you want.
I... I... I promise.
Wunderbar.
We've come to an understanding.
Pirates.
We're here for the
mutants. Find the good ones.
The rest go down with the ship.
What do you got?
We think we know where Kurt is.
Look at the security
footage from the docks.
What's he doing on a cargo ship?
Similar vessels have
lucrative side businesses
transporting mutants to Genosha.
I can't believe the elf would
be headed to Genosha.
There's more to it, Logan.
Those ships have fallen
under attack by pirates.
But during rescue operations,
there's never any
sign of the mutants.
Prep the Blackbird.
Wait, wait. You
want these freaks?
Take 'em all.
Not all. Just some.
Yes.
Definitely the blue one.
Too young. Pretty.
Evaluate her powers.
If they're useful,
take her.
Good enough.
Mom!
No! Do not interfere.
It looks as if we
have a hero onboard.
Reese, make an example of him.
Leave now and
you won't get hurt.
I admire your courage.
But you have no idea
what you're up against.
You have terrorized
your last town, demon.
Kurt Wagner?
Yes?
Do not be alarmed.
My name is Charles Xavier.
I've come to offer my help.
I do not believe you.
People never want to help me.
Then allow me to be the first.
No!
Sam!
Where are we?
On their ship. But they
left the children behind.
We have to do something.
Can you teleport that far?
Ricochet, fire again.
What was that?
Nightcrawler.
We're going to repair this ship,
so I need to know
what each of you can do.
Nothing that will help us.
Our powers are worthless.
No one here is worthless.
A very smart man once
told me that mutants
are not cursed, but gifted.
Now, tell me,
what are your gifts?
I understand machines.
I mean, I can talk to them
and they listen.
I secrete sticky
goop from my hands.
Need some sticky goop?
A-and I have butterfly wings.
Oh, he doesn't talk,
but he shatters things.
Good. Wonderful.
Okay...
and let's see what
we can do with them.
Ricochet, prepare
to engage the enemy.
This time, we
leave no survivors.
Fire!
Hey! No!
What do you want with us?
I offer you the chance
to prove yourselves
in my master's games.
It's a great honor for
those of your world.
What games?
Lethal combat.
I think you'll survive much
longer than the others.
Please, someone help
me get this door open.
Let's go.
Tell your master to shop
for gladiators elsewhere.
Hey.
Drop your weapons
or we're having sushi.
Get everyone below.
I'd be careful.
You have no more
mechanical arms to lose.
This isn't over.
Kurt.
We came to rescue you.
Good of us, wasn't it?
I can't believe this.
The team is really
back together?
Long story, but yeah.
A lot has happened, Kurt.
We'll fill you in
on the flight home.
Maybe later.
Right now I need
to see this through.
What?
Kurt, we've been
looking all over for you.
No, it's okay. I get it.
Listen, if you need us...
Thanks.
Master, I have failed you.
Yes, you did.
And these X-Men. Ooh.
If they fight like
the blue one...
I must have them
all.