Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012): Season 3, Episode 1 - Franken-Girl - full transcript
Justin creates a Frankenstein-type monster to keep Alex out of his room, only for it to backfire when the monster and Alex become friends.
[roaring on TV]
[both gasping]
Frankenstein vs. Snakes 3D
is the best monster
vs. snakes movie ever.
It's the best movie ever
because we stole it
out of Justin's room.
[both laugh]
Hey, Alex, check it out.
Justin's in 3D, too.
Oh, so ugly. It's like
right in front of me.
Those are my 3D glasses.
That is my rare copy of
Frankenstein vs. Snakes.
Off. And, hey! Those are
my wheat-free breadsticks!
Now, I don't have
a snack that's not
gonna slow me down.
You're always sneaking
in my room and taking stuff,
and I'm sick of it.
And you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna Alex-proof my room.
Again? Well, go ahead.
Your door of flames
worked out great for me.
Watching your eyebrows smoke?
Hilarious.
Ooh, this is so great.
I don't know whose
side to be on.
- I pick Alex.
- I'm not worried about it.
You'll come to my side
as soon as you hear
something you like.
- No, I won't.
- Want to be my lab assistant
while I Alex-proof my room?
Assistant?
I am switching sides!
- What?
- Sorry, Alex.
I might get
to wear a lab coat.
gonna be a breeze *
* Well, you know everything's
* That the end will no doubt
justify the means *
* You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease *
* Yes, please
it'll go to your head *
* But you might find out
* When you write a report
on a book you never read *
* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
* That's what I said
* Everything is not
what it seems *
* When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
* Because everything
is not what it seems *
* Everything is not
what it seems *
* When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
* Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
* Because everything is not
* What it seems *
Get the brain
from the wizard brain store?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did, master.
What's with the
weird Yoda impression?
- Give me the brain.
- Fine.
I got a great deal on it.
You know,
left to get me
And I had enough wizard money
that has my name on it.
this cool key chain
That says "Dan."
really fast, it looks like Max.
Yeah, I know. But if you move it
Max! Dude...
it's hamburger meat.
This isn't the brain,
a great deal on the key chain.
OK, so I didn't get such
It cost all
the money you gave me.
Go stand guard in the hall
while I figure this out, Max.
Yeah. But it's gonna take
me a while to figure out
the flashlight
on this thing.
Oh, there it is. Got it.
[drill whirring]
Max, get in here!
Yo! Justin, check it out.
I found this raisin
by the mouse hole.
Wanna split it?
Wait a second.
That might be poop.
I've done it.
I've done it!
I've created something
that will keep Alex
out of my room.
For good.
I give you...
...FrankenGirl!
We just need a small electrical
charge to bring her to life.
Hand me those circus balloons.
- These?
- Yes.
The blue one.
Thank you.
Not enough electricity.
I know a spell.
OK.
We need electricity
and a lot
Give me 1.21 gigawatts
[gasping]
That's good!
Enough electricity.
Buggle!
She's alive!
She's alive!
She's alive!
I have melded magic
with technology to create life!
Your name is FrankenGirl.
Your mission in life
is to capture Alex
when she enters my room.
As you wish.
That is my mission.
Perfect.
Cool key chain.
[moaning]
Hey, you want a raisin?
Poop.
Good!
We need to make a list of
extracurriculars for you.
They look good
on college applications.
Well, does sneaking
into Justin's room look good
on an application?
If you're applying to prison.
- How'd it go?
- Not good. I don't know what
we're gonna do with her.
Ooh, I know what
you could do with her.
Buy her a mini-fridge
and send her to her room.
We could take the old
nightstand and put ice
in the drawers. And then...
She has to go to college
and move out. She has to.
Um... Alex, honey,
I think what your mother
is trying to explain
is that your graduation day
is gonna be a day
that we all celebrate
for different reasons
and in different ways.
OK. Good talk.
- Jerry!
- No. You know what?
I was gonna surprise you guys,
but since you're all on my back
about my extracurr-ackulars,
I will just...
I will just tell you.
I joined Book Club.
And I finished Book Club.
Are you sure you didn't
mean Comic Book Club?
Yeah. No, no.
They even gave me an award
for reading the most books.
You understand
that I'm proud of you,
and you also understand
because you're you,
I'm gonna need proof.
Of course, Daddy.
One award, coming up.
All right. I need an award,
so let's go to Justin's room.
Hey, Alex,
I'm on your side again.
Justin insulted me.
He got all mad because
I got hamburger meat
for his monster's brains.
An Alex-proofing monster
with a meatloaf brain?
Come on!
- Let's just get the trophy
and get out of here.
- Don't worry.
We'll take care
of the monster first.
Where would a monster
with meat for brains hide?
Over here!
[screaming]
[continues screaming]
- [grunting]
- [screaming]
Sorry, Alex.
I faint when I'm scared,
but I'm also scared of fainting,
so then I wake up.
[growling] I capture Alex
in Justin's room!
[screaming]
Sounds like my
monster trap has sprung.
Nice, dude.
I'm on your side now.
- Weren't you
always on my side?
- Up until that question.
- [screaming]
- Harper, do not
look at the monster.
- You'll faint again.
- OK. OK. I'm just
gonna keep my eyes shut,
keep looking for the trophy
and let's get out of here.
[grunting]
- I found the trophy!
- Harper,
that's not the trophy.
That's the meatloaf brain
that Max...
Wait a minute.
If that's in there...
what's in there?
I don't know what
you're looking at.
My eyes are closed.
I have motherboard
60840 for brain.
He put his
old laptop in there.
So your brain
thinks like a computer?
[grunting]
OK. I'm gonna
take that as a yes. Um...
Can you just
give me one second?
OK. Psst.
Come here.
What's that thing you do to
quit something on a computer?
Oh! You hit the control,
alt and delete keys.
Right. Uh, hey, FrankenGirl.
Since you kind of have us
trapped in here, we're sort of,
like, totally under your...
- Control?
- Yes.
Now, here's
a little brainteaser for you.
What's a delicious ice cream
drink without an "M"?
[grunts]
Alt?
I was gonna say, "Ilkshake."
And now, I'd like you
to say the word "delete."
Delete.
That wasn't so...
- Wait a minute.
- [beeping,
machinery winding down]
Thank you very much.
This will work
as a Book Club trophy.
Let's get out of here.
A-ha!
No!
Nice Alex-proofing, Justin.
But it looks like
I finished Book Club.
I am on your side now.
What can I say?
I love a winner.
OK, Alex.
It's payback time.
You want to come in my room
and take things?
Well, here you go.
Bring FrankenGirl
back to alive
You're Alex's BFF
and that's no jive
Hey, nanny nanny
Ha cha cha
[beeping]
[growling]
Best friend forever.
- Take that, Alex.
- Nice try, Justin.
Say, "Control, alt, delete."
Control. Alt. Delete.
A-ha. You know the "Hey,
nanny nanny, ha cha cha" part?
- That was a spell lock.
- [FrankenGirl laughs]
We need to make friendship
totally stronger.
Let's share secrets.
Mine is that
I'm a chocoholic.
I love it,
but it goes straight
to my forehead.
- Now, you go.
- OK, here's mine.
This ain't really
working out for me.
Slumber party!
[FrankenGirl laughing]
We're good BFFs.
Let's share secrets.
[laughing] This arm
belonged to a seamstress.
[laughing]
Good morning, Alex.
You guys look adorable.
Dude, I am
definitely on your side.
No thanks, dude.
You can't keep switching
sides. You're done.
All right. Fine.
Then I'm on Alex's side.
No, no, no.
You're not on my side either.
What? No side?
No, I can't be side-less.
- I gotta find a side.
- Keep walking, shorty.
[laughs]
Well, come on, Alex.
It's time to go to school.
OK. Well, FrankenGirl, go
upstairs and get our sweaters.
- Not the matching ones.
- [chuckles]
No. I see what you're doing.
You're using the sweater delay
so you don't bring
FrankenGirl to school. After I
leave, you'll just stay here.
It'll work because you can't
bear to be late for school.
I thought you might
think of that. Mom! Dad!
Come down from upstairs!
Come on, everybody.
Gonna be late.
It's Manhattan Walk Your
Child to School Day.
There's no such thing
as Manhattan Walk Your
Child to School Day.
Yes, there is.
Justin showed us on his laptop.
And if it's on a computer,
it's gotta be true. Let's go!
OK. We better hurry up
because I walk fast! Go!
Alex, wait up.
Nicely played, Justin,
but look around.
I am in school
and there's no FrankenGirl.
- [FrankenGirl growling]
- Nice try, Justin.
Make the little "grrr" noises
to freak me out.
Oh, gosh!
You forgot your sweater.
[laughs]
Revenge is so... cozy.
How did you find out
what school I go to?
Funny story. I got list
of all schools in New York.
But then I realized,
with my luck,
you would be in
last school I looked in,
so I just went
to last school. [laughs]
[crashing]
- [laughing]
- [laughing]
That was nice.
Miss Russo, Max tells me
you have a new friend.
I'm on his side now.
Right, um...
She's actually a new student.
And her name is Frankie Stein.
- [laughing]
- Frankie Stein.
That's a grip that
could hogtie a steer.
Funny.
The office didn't
mention any new students.
This isn't one of your schemes,
is it, Miss Russo?
See, this is the part
where I pretend I don't
know what schemes means.
And then you pull
out a dictionary
and make me look it up.
And... Let's just
go to your office.
Friend of Alex
is friend of mine.
Let's share secrets.
[laughs]
OK.
[whispering] I don't
have a college degree.
Whoo!
That sure lightened
the spiritual load.
Thanks. Shh...
Wow! Nice save.
Destruction of property,
getting me out of trouble.
I've got a secret.
I like you.
But don't tell Justin.
Wait.
- We should tell Justin.
- [laughs]
Hey, Justin, check this out.
In biology class,
when they passed out frogs
for us to dissect, she ate it.
[laughs] Good.
How embarrassing for you.
You got an F.
No, it was hilarious. I mean,
I was gonna get an F, anyway.
I had mine on a stick, dancing.
[laughing]
Oh. The nerd store called
and they want your face back.
[both laughing]
Of course.
I make her your BFF,
she's gonna make
fun of me, too. Great.
Yep. Looks like your revenge...
...revunged.
Oh, come on. "Revunged?"
Look it up.
[laughing]
Hey, guys. Hey.
Since it's all,
um, working out here,
here's something that
looks like it would be fun.
- Cheerleading tryouts.
- Yeah, well, good luck
with that, Justin.
I'm sure you'll
look great in a skirt.
[both laughing]
Hey, hey. Let's go wreck stuff
that's too high for me to reach.
Alex doesn't
think cheerleading's cool
Make FrankenGirl
a cheerleading fool
Alex, I want to go to
cheerleader tryouts.
Good idea.
Let's go make fun of them.
No! No.
I want to be cheerleader.
Yeah, and I wanna
graduate in four years,
but it's not gonna happen.
No! I want to be cheerleader!
[grunting]
I want to be cheerleader!
And if I may...
You know what's even better
than being a cheerleader,
FrankenGirl?
Being a cheerleader
with your friend.
Now, that is total BFF stuff.
Come on, Alex.
We be cheerleaders together.
I think you're
the real monster.
- Harper?
- Alex? [screams]
Ah!
[panting]
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
- I asked you first.
- OK, I'm a cheerleader.
- I'm your best friend.
How could I not know
that you were a cheerleader?
Let's see. You've
never been to an assembly
or a basketball game.
The only time you're
here after school is
when you have to be here,
if you know what
I'm trying to say.
Detention.
There, I said it.
I am so hurt that you
would keep this from me.
Friends aren't supposed
to keep secrets.
Oh! [whispers]
Wizard.
Wow! Wow, someone's not ever
gonna let that one go, are they?
Well, I think it's great
that you're a cheerleader.
Because you can
keep FrankenGirl busy
- while I sneak out.
- OK, ladies.
Miss Sauberman and I are here to
judge this year's prize heifers.
Sorry. Some of these western
phrases don't translate so well.
Miss Russo, you're trying
out for cheerleading?
Not exactly the extracurricular
I'd expect from you.
Oh, but she's gonna do it.
Isn't that right, Frankie?
[laughing]
- Aw!
- OK, Justin. You win.
I won't sneak
into your room again
and take anything.
I actually believe you.
But you're still
gonna try out.
Mr. Laritate, she's ready!
Harper, get the girls ready.
All right, buddy up!
[FrankenGirl laughing]
[cheering]
All right. So this is some
of your basic steps.
Now, let's do this.
Ready? OK!
- [dance music plays]
- [Harper] One, two,
three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
[gobbling] Go Turkeys!
- [girl yelling]
- [screaming]
Oh!
- Ouch!
- She's cut.
And... spirit!
Well, Justin, I don't know
how you did it, but it's true.
You got Alex to join
an extracurricular.
As soon as she found out
her best friends were doing it,
she couldn't say no.
Oh, you really
are the perfect son.
- Here's some cash for snacks.
- I love you.
[announcer] A big hand
for what's left
of our J.V. Cheer Squad!
Harper Finkel!
- [cheering]
- Yeah! Whoo!
Ow! Yeah!
New transfer student,
Frankie Stein!
[cheering]
And... Alex Russo?
- [cheering]
- Yeah!
[Justin] That's my sister!
Let's just get
this over with, OK?
[dance music plays]
[cheering]
- Here we go again.
- [grunting]
- [crashing]
- [Alex screaming]
[laughing]
[Alex] I might be
a little late to algebra.
[both gasping]
Frankenstein vs. Snakes 3D
is the best monster
vs. snakes movie ever.
It's the best movie ever
because we stole it
out of Justin's room.
[both laugh]
Hey, Alex, check it out.
Justin's in 3D, too.
Oh, so ugly. It's like
right in front of me.
Those are my 3D glasses.
That is my rare copy of
Frankenstein vs. Snakes.
Off. And, hey! Those are
my wheat-free breadsticks!
Now, I don't have
a snack that's not
gonna slow me down.
You're always sneaking
in my room and taking stuff,
and I'm sick of it.
And you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna Alex-proof my room.
Again? Well, go ahead.
Your door of flames
worked out great for me.
Watching your eyebrows smoke?
Hilarious.
Ooh, this is so great.
I don't know whose
side to be on.
- I pick Alex.
- I'm not worried about it.
You'll come to my side
as soon as you hear
something you like.
- No, I won't.
- Want to be my lab assistant
while I Alex-proof my room?
Assistant?
I am switching sides!
- What?
- Sorry, Alex.
I might get
to wear a lab coat.
gonna be a breeze *
* Well, you know everything's
* That the end will no doubt
justify the means *
* You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease *
* Yes, please
it'll go to your head *
* But you might find out
* When you write a report
on a book you never read *
* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
* That's what I said
* Everything is not
what it seems *
* When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
* Because everything
is not what it seems *
* Everything is not
what it seems *
* When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
* Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
* Because everything is not
* What it seems *
Get the brain
from the wizard brain store?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did, master.
What's with the
weird Yoda impression?
- Give me the brain.
- Fine.
I got a great deal on it.
You know,
left to get me
And I had enough wizard money
that has my name on it.
this cool key chain
That says "Dan."
really fast, it looks like Max.
Yeah, I know. But if you move it
Max! Dude...
it's hamburger meat.
This isn't the brain,
a great deal on the key chain.
OK, so I didn't get such
It cost all
the money you gave me.
Go stand guard in the hall
while I figure this out, Max.
Yeah. But it's gonna take
me a while to figure out
the flashlight
on this thing.
Oh, there it is. Got it.
[drill whirring]
Max, get in here!
Yo! Justin, check it out.
I found this raisin
by the mouse hole.
Wanna split it?
Wait a second.
That might be poop.
I've done it.
I've done it!
I've created something
that will keep Alex
out of my room.
For good.
I give you...
...FrankenGirl!
We just need a small electrical
charge to bring her to life.
Hand me those circus balloons.
- These?
- Yes.
The blue one.
Thank you.
Not enough electricity.
I know a spell.
OK.
We need electricity
and a lot
Give me 1.21 gigawatts
[gasping]
That's good!
Enough electricity.
Buggle!
She's alive!
She's alive!
She's alive!
I have melded magic
with technology to create life!
Your name is FrankenGirl.
Your mission in life
is to capture Alex
when she enters my room.
As you wish.
That is my mission.
Perfect.
Cool key chain.
[moaning]
Hey, you want a raisin?
Poop.
Good!
We need to make a list of
extracurriculars for you.
They look good
on college applications.
Well, does sneaking
into Justin's room look good
on an application?
If you're applying to prison.
- How'd it go?
- Not good. I don't know what
we're gonna do with her.
Ooh, I know what
you could do with her.
Buy her a mini-fridge
and send her to her room.
We could take the old
nightstand and put ice
in the drawers. And then...
She has to go to college
and move out. She has to.
Um... Alex, honey,
I think what your mother
is trying to explain
is that your graduation day
is gonna be a day
that we all celebrate
for different reasons
and in different ways.
OK. Good talk.
- Jerry!
- No. You know what?
I was gonna surprise you guys,
but since you're all on my back
about my extracurr-ackulars,
I will just...
I will just tell you.
I joined Book Club.
And I finished Book Club.
Are you sure you didn't
mean Comic Book Club?
Yeah. No, no.
They even gave me an award
for reading the most books.
You understand
that I'm proud of you,
and you also understand
because you're you,
I'm gonna need proof.
Of course, Daddy.
One award, coming up.
All right. I need an award,
so let's go to Justin's room.
Hey, Alex,
I'm on your side again.
Justin insulted me.
He got all mad because
I got hamburger meat
for his monster's brains.
An Alex-proofing monster
with a meatloaf brain?
Come on!
- Let's just get the trophy
and get out of here.
- Don't worry.
We'll take care
of the monster first.
Where would a monster
with meat for brains hide?
Over here!
[screaming]
[continues screaming]
- [grunting]
- [screaming]
Sorry, Alex.
I faint when I'm scared,
but I'm also scared of fainting,
so then I wake up.
[growling] I capture Alex
in Justin's room!
[screaming]
Sounds like my
monster trap has sprung.
Nice, dude.
I'm on your side now.
- Weren't you
always on my side?
- Up until that question.
- [screaming]
- Harper, do not
look at the monster.
- You'll faint again.
- OK. OK. I'm just
gonna keep my eyes shut,
keep looking for the trophy
and let's get out of here.
[grunting]
- I found the trophy!
- Harper,
that's not the trophy.
That's the meatloaf brain
that Max...
Wait a minute.
If that's in there...
what's in there?
I don't know what
you're looking at.
My eyes are closed.
I have motherboard
60840 for brain.
He put his
old laptop in there.
So your brain
thinks like a computer?
[grunting]
OK. I'm gonna
take that as a yes. Um...
Can you just
give me one second?
OK. Psst.
Come here.
What's that thing you do to
quit something on a computer?
Oh! You hit the control,
alt and delete keys.
Right. Uh, hey, FrankenGirl.
Since you kind of have us
trapped in here, we're sort of,
like, totally under your...
- Control?
- Yes.
Now, here's
a little brainteaser for you.
What's a delicious ice cream
drink without an "M"?
[grunts]
Alt?
I was gonna say, "Ilkshake."
And now, I'd like you
to say the word "delete."
Delete.
That wasn't so...
- Wait a minute.
- [beeping,
machinery winding down]
Thank you very much.
This will work
as a Book Club trophy.
Let's get out of here.
A-ha!
No!
Nice Alex-proofing, Justin.
But it looks like
I finished Book Club.
I am on your side now.
What can I say?
I love a winner.
OK, Alex.
It's payback time.
You want to come in my room
and take things?
Well, here you go.
Bring FrankenGirl
back to alive
You're Alex's BFF
and that's no jive
Hey, nanny nanny
Ha cha cha
[beeping]
[growling]
Best friend forever.
- Take that, Alex.
- Nice try, Justin.
Say, "Control, alt, delete."
Control. Alt. Delete.
A-ha. You know the "Hey,
nanny nanny, ha cha cha" part?
- That was a spell lock.
- [FrankenGirl laughs]
We need to make friendship
totally stronger.
Let's share secrets.
Mine is that
I'm a chocoholic.
I love it,
but it goes straight
to my forehead.
- Now, you go.
- OK, here's mine.
This ain't really
working out for me.
Slumber party!
[FrankenGirl laughing]
We're good BFFs.
Let's share secrets.
[laughing] This arm
belonged to a seamstress.
[laughing]
Good morning, Alex.
You guys look adorable.
Dude, I am
definitely on your side.
No thanks, dude.
You can't keep switching
sides. You're done.
All right. Fine.
Then I'm on Alex's side.
No, no, no.
You're not on my side either.
What? No side?
No, I can't be side-less.
- I gotta find a side.
- Keep walking, shorty.
[laughs]
Well, come on, Alex.
It's time to go to school.
OK. Well, FrankenGirl, go
upstairs and get our sweaters.
- Not the matching ones.
- [chuckles]
No. I see what you're doing.
You're using the sweater delay
so you don't bring
FrankenGirl to school. After I
leave, you'll just stay here.
It'll work because you can't
bear to be late for school.
I thought you might
think of that. Mom! Dad!
Come down from upstairs!
Come on, everybody.
Gonna be late.
It's Manhattan Walk Your
Child to School Day.
There's no such thing
as Manhattan Walk Your
Child to School Day.
Yes, there is.
Justin showed us on his laptop.
And if it's on a computer,
it's gotta be true. Let's go!
OK. We better hurry up
because I walk fast! Go!
Alex, wait up.
Nicely played, Justin,
but look around.
I am in school
and there's no FrankenGirl.
- [FrankenGirl growling]
- Nice try, Justin.
Make the little "grrr" noises
to freak me out.
Oh, gosh!
You forgot your sweater.
[laughs]
Revenge is so... cozy.
How did you find out
what school I go to?
Funny story. I got list
of all schools in New York.
But then I realized,
with my luck,
you would be in
last school I looked in,
so I just went
to last school. [laughs]
[crashing]
- [laughing]
- [laughing]
That was nice.
Miss Russo, Max tells me
you have a new friend.
I'm on his side now.
Right, um...
She's actually a new student.
And her name is Frankie Stein.
- [laughing]
- Frankie Stein.
That's a grip that
could hogtie a steer.
Funny.
The office didn't
mention any new students.
This isn't one of your schemes,
is it, Miss Russo?
See, this is the part
where I pretend I don't
know what schemes means.
And then you pull
out a dictionary
and make me look it up.
And... Let's just
go to your office.
Friend of Alex
is friend of mine.
Let's share secrets.
[laughs]
OK.
[whispering] I don't
have a college degree.
Whoo!
That sure lightened
the spiritual load.
Thanks. Shh...
Wow! Nice save.
Destruction of property,
getting me out of trouble.
I've got a secret.
I like you.
But don't tell Justin.
Wait.
- We should tell Justin.
- [laughs]
Hey, Justin, check this out.
In biology class,
when they passed out frogs
for us to dissect, she ate it.
[laughs] Good.
How embarrassing for you.
You got an F.
No, it was hilarious. I mean,
I was gonna get an F, anyway.
I had mine on a stick, dancing.
[laughing]
Oh. The nerd store called
and they want your face back.
[both laughing]
Of course.
I make her your BFF,
she's gonna make
fun of me, too. Great.
Yep. Looks like your revenge...
...revunged.
Oh, come on. "Revunged?"
Look it up.
[laughing]
Hey, guys. Hey.
Since it's all,
um, working out here,
here's something that
looks like it would be fun.
- Cheerleading tryouts.
- Yeah, well, good luck
with that, Justin.
I'm sure you'll
look great in a skirt.
[both laughing]
Hey, hey. Let's go wreck stuff
that's too high for me to reach.
Alex doesn't
think cheerleading's cool
Make FrankenGirl
a cheerleading fool
Alex, I want to go to
cheerleader tryouts.
Good idea.
Let's go make fun of them.
No! No.
I want to be cheerleader.
Yeah, and I wanna
graduate in four years,
but it's not gonna happen.
No! I want to be cheerleader!
[grunting]
I want to be cheerleader!
And if I may...
You know what's even better
than being a cheerleader,
FrankenGirl?
Being a cheerleader
with your friend.
Now, that is total BFF stuff.
Come on, Alex.
We be cheerleaders together.
I think you're
the real monster.
- Harper?
- Alex? [screams]
Ah!
[panting]
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
- I asked you first.
- OK, I'm a cheerleader.
- I'm your best friend.
How could I not know
that you were a cheerleader?
Let's see. You've
never been to an assembly
or a basketball game.
The only time you're
here after school is
when you have to be here,
if you know what
I'm trying to say.
Detention.
There, I said it.
I am so hurt that you
would keep this from me.
Friends aren't supposed
to keep secrets.
Oh! [whispers]
Wizard.
Wow! Wow, someone's not ever
gonna let that one go, are they?
Well, I think it's great
that you're a cheerleader.
Because you can
keep FrankenGirl busy
- while I sneak out.
- OK, ladies.
Miss Sauberman and I are here to
judge this year's prize heifers.
Sorry. Some of these western
phrases don't translate so well.
Miss Russo, you're trying
out for cheerleading?
Not exactly the extracurricular
I'd expect from you.
Oh, but she's gonna do it.
Isn't that right, Frankie?
[laughing]
- Aw!
- OK, Justin. You win.
I won't sneak
into your room again
and take anything.
I actually believe you.
But you're still
gonna try out.
Mr. Laritate, she's ready!
Harper, get the girls ready.
All right, buddy up!
[FrankenGirl laughing]
[cheering]
All right. So this is some
of your basic steps.
Now, let's do this.
Ready? OK!
- [dance music plays]
- [Harper] One, two,
three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
[gobbling] Go Turkeys!
- [girl yelling]
- [screaming]
Oh!
- Ouch!
- She's cut.
And... spirit!
Well, Justin, I don't know
how you did it, but it's true.
You got Alex to join
an extracurricular.
As soon as she found out
her best friends were doing it,
she couldn't say no.
Oh, you really
are the perfect son.
- Here's some cash for snacks.
- I love you.
[announcer] A big hand
for what's left
of our J.V. Cheer Squad!
Harper Finkel!
- [cheering]
- Yeah! Whoo!
Ow! Yeah!
New transfer student,
Frankie Stein!
[cheering]
And... Alex Russo?
- [cheering]
- Yeah!
[Justin] That's my sister!
Let's just get
this over with, OK?
[dance music plays]
[cheering]
- Here we go again.
- [grunting]
- [crashing]
- [Alex screaming]
[laughing]
[Alex] I might be
a little late to algebra.