With Love (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Día De Los Muertos - full transcript

[♪ NAOMI BANKS:
"WAITING FOR YOU"]

[LAUGHS] Where's your boo?

He is getting me more drinks.

Uh, it seems like you have
already had a couple.

Are you okay?

- I'm great.
- [SIGHS]

Here you go, angel.

- Ooh.
- Mmm.

- Thanks, spunky.
- Mmm.

♪ And, baby, when you're gone...

Oh, shoot. Give me a sec.



The egg's finally here.

I need to round up the other
sperm so we can take a picture.

Okay, but make sure
you come back.

- I'll come back.
- Okay.

♪ For you...

Wow. It seems like

you're aggressively fine
with this breakup.

I don't even know what breakup
you're talking about.

Mm-hmm.

♪ For you...

I told you, he's not coming.

I know.

[CHUCKLES] You know you can
talk to me about it, right?

For the record, I thought
you guys were great together.



Look, just because I was
friends with him first

doesn't mean that I don't
want to be there for you, okay?

Okay.

I just don't want
to put you in that position.

Besides, I'm not
thinking about him

or-or what he's doing tonight

or who he's with
or how he's feeling.

How is he feeling, by the way?

He's a mess. Just like you.

Except you actually get
all dressed up

and make out with guys
you just met,

and he's been sitting
in the same gray sweatpants

for the past two weeks.

Damn, he looked good in those.

Oh, no. I miss him.

You know, he's the first person

I've ever truly
been in love with.

But it's not enough.

No, I can't build
my life with someone

that is so glass half-empty.

Ooh, I hear that.
Andres isn't perfect.

[GIRL] Go, Andres!

- Come on, Andres!
- [LAUGHTER]

- [ANDRES] Oh, oh, hey!
- [ANNIE] But...

[LAUGHS] ...he makes me laugh.

[CHUCKLES]

♪ I'm not myself ♪

♪ When I'm not with you,
baby, standing...

Oh, shit. [CHUCKLES]

What?

Speak of the devil.

[ANNIE LAUGHS]

Hey! The gang's
all back together.

♪ Don't forget me, baby...

What are you doing here?
These are my friends.

Yeah, well, they're
my friends, too, now, so...

- So?
- So...

now that we've broken up,

we're gonna have to find
a way to share them. Mwah.

- What, like, custody?
- Whoa, uh,

as a child of divorce,
I find this triggering.

You know what? I'm sorry, Dre.

You see what you're doing
to my boy here?

- He's in shambles.
- Me?

You're the one
who just showed up

after saying you weren't coming.

Who told you that?

- My good friend Annie.
- Ooh.

Well, I didn't know
me saying I wasn't coming

meant that you were
automatically invited.

Of course that's what it means.

And since when
do you go to parties?

You hate people.

Yeah, 'cause people
are the worst.

I just walked past
two asshats dressed as sperm.

There he is. Hmm? Hmm?

Mr. Looks Down on Everybody to
Shield Himself from Connection.

Wow, there she is.

Reads Half an Article on Goop

and All of a Sudden
You're a Therapist?

First of all, I heard it
on the Goop podcast,

and second, it's 100% true.

There are two ways
of living your life,

one as if nothing's a miracle,
the other as if everything is.

I want to live my life
like it's a miracle.

[LAUGHS]

What are you, Mary Poppins?

That has to be the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

Well, Einstein said it.

Who's stupid now? Huh?

♪ Don't wake me up...

Know what?

This...

♪ Whatever it takes...

...this was a mistake.

Good. Leave.

Adiós.

[ANDRES] Text me
when you get home, dawg.

♪ We elevate ♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ Whatever it takes...

I'm so sorry
we ruined your party.

No. Girl, don't even. [EXHALES]

In a few hours, Andres is
gonna think it's a good idea

to shave his beard
into a mustache.

That is gonna ruin the party.

Until then...

[EXHALES] ...drink this.

- Salud.
- Salud.

♪ We're in free fall ♪

[EXHALES] Another one.

♪ Oh, we are, we are,
oh, we are, we are ♪

♪ Light it up, light it up ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Oh, we are, we are,
oh, we are, we are ♪

♪ Light it up,
we're in free fall ♪

♪ We're in free fall,
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ We're in free fall,
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ We're in free fall,
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ See a million
flashing lights ♪♪

Damn.

Uh-oh.

- [SNIFFLES]
- [LAUGHS]

Time to get up, angel.

[GRUNTS] Nice mustache.

Uh, oh, I lost a bet with Annie,
so I got to clean the apartment

and get her some Mickey D's.

You want something?

Mm-mm.

Thank you for letting me crash.

Anytime.

[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

You okay?

Honestly?

No.

But I will be.

[♪ JOE WILSON:
"WHEN A MAN CRIES"]

- [BOTH YAWN]
- Good luck.

♪ I remember, baby ♪

♪ When we first met ♪

♪ The way you loved me ♪

♪ Oh, how can I forget? ♪

♪ You treated me right ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ But I treated you wrong ♪

♪ Your friends would have
to help you ♪

♪ When I left you crying
at home ♪♪

[CHURCH BELL RINGING]

♪ ♪

[SIGHS]

Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.

It's been almost a year
since my last confession.

Oh, forgive me
for wearing this costume

in the house of the Lord.

Perdóname, diosito.

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

Padre, I'm alone, again.

I came here almost a year ago
wanting to find someone.

I thought I found that person.

It turns out I was wrong.

So here I sit, a year
of my life, down the drain.

I blame my parents.

They have a perfect marriage.

If they hadn't set
such an immaculate example,

I wouldn't hold every
relationship I have up to it.

I'm so tired.

Should I just apply to be a nun?

I mean, you hang out
with ladies all day

and make cheese and sing songs.

That could be a good life.

Question:
do nuns get health care?

Okay, um... [CLEARS THROAT]

to boil it down
to one question...

What do I do now?

I'm sorry about the nun thing.

I was being earnest,
I wasn't making fun.

Padre, it was a bad joke.
Get over it.

Padre?

Of course.

Can I help you?

Is there not someone
always in there?

No, it's from 5:00 to 7:00.

You could put that on a sign.

[SIGHS]

Just kidding. [CHUCKLES]

Sorry about the...

Uh...

Peace be with you, Father.

♪ ♪

[SNORING]

[PHONE RINGING, VIBRATING]

[SIGHS]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Hey. Where's mine?

- That's rude.
- [CHUCKLES]

Babe, it's 9:00 a.m.

and you've already had
three cups of coffee.

- Yes.
- [SCOFFS]

Living in L.A. has turned you
into a coffee fiend.

My heart actually did stop
at one point this morning,

so I just drank more coffee.

But I have a very
busy day ahead of me.

I mean,
Chuey just sent me an email.

The Día de los Muertos event
is completely sold out.

Yeah, it is!
'Cause my boo is da bomb.

Boo? Da bomb?

Hmm. Sometimes I remember
that you're older than me.

[IMITATES CAT YOWLING]

Sorry, babe, I'm just, I'm
making my bisabuelo's al pastor,

and if I fuck it up,
he will literally haunt me

because that is what
this day is all about.

- [PHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES]
- Aw.

My dad.

"Good luck today, mijo.

I know you'll knock it out
of the cemetery.

Love you."

- Aw.
- Sweet.

- You okay, babe?
- Yeah.

You know, I'm just missing
my family a lot today,

but it's okay.

I mean, we'll see them in two
weeks for Thanksgiving, so...

Oh, you know what we should do?

We should get
our tickets, actually.

So...

Uh, I was actually gonna
talk to you about that.

My parents asked if they could
come visit us for Thanksgiving.

Oh.

I-I told them I'd have
to talk to you first,

but I really want you
to finally meet them.

Yeah. Yeah, no.

I-I want to do that.

I want to do that.
That sounds great.

- Really?
- Yeah, I mean,

we spent the last few holidays
with my family.

It's only fair
that we spend some with yours.

Ah. [GRUNTS]

You're the best.

- Oh, I know.
- [EXHALES]

In fact...

you deserve this.

Ah, thank you.

And you deserve this.

Suddenly I feel less stressed.

Good. You enjoy your coffee.

- Okay.
- Don't want it to get cold.

Mm.

[WHISPERS] Don't move.

[LAUGHS]

Wow. Okay.

Mmm.

Got to say, L.A.
is really growing on me.

[MOANS]

- [♪ SORAYA: "QUE BONITO"]
- ♪ Oye, la vida tiene
mil colores ♪

♪ No solo tiene sin sabores ♪

♪ Hay días que amanecen tristes
pero siempre habran mejores ♪

♪ No hay mal que el tiempo
no devore ♪

♪ Aunque lo bueno se demore ♪

♪ Seguro llegara ese día
porque asi es la vida ♪

♪ Hoy ya decidi ♪

♪ Que llorar no quiero ♪

♪ Voy a sonreir ♪

♪ Por lo que yo tengo ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Por lo que yo tengo ♪♪

There.
Take a look.

- Let's see.
- [LAUGHS]

Wow, that's so cool.

I love it.
Can you take a photo?

Sure thing.

[CAMERA MOTOR BUZZES]

Thanks for such
a great morning, you two,

but I really should head home.

I have to make some of
my dad's favorite cheesy bread.

- Oh.
- Is that for your ofrenda?

[GASPS] Yes.

What's a...
Wh-What's an ofrenda?

- Uh, it's...
- It's an altar made to honor

those in your life
who have passed.

Can I help you set it up?

That's sweet, but...

I did lots of reading
about the multiple levels.

I could help you choose
photos of your parents.

Charlie, um, I appreciate it,

but my ofrenda is something
I like to do on my own. Okay?

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

It's fine. Um...
just have to go.

Hey, it's okay.
It's all right.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

- Hola, Mami. ¿Qué tal?
- [MARTA] Hola, mi amor.

I wanted to ask if
you could take me

to the storage unit today.

I completely forgot my
Día de los Muertos box.

Oh, don't worry about it.
I bought new decorations.

The old ones were looking
a little ratty.

Uh, uh, yeah,
but what about the photos?

They're already up.

Yes, but, well, um,
did you remember to

get a picture of, um...

the picture of Señor Salsa?

Huh? Señor Salsa?

Salcedo. Señor Salcedo.

We used to call him
Señor Salsa because

he used to eat a bowl of it
with a spoon.

Mami, I think we can live
without a photo of Señor Salsa.

Fine.
Pobrecito Señor Salcedo,

you'll just have
to wait another year

to pass through the veil
and enjoy a bowl of my salsa.

I'm sure he'll understand.

Fine. I will pick you up
in 20 minutes.

Gracias.

She totally bought it.

Que bueno.

Bought what?

♪ ♪

- Oh.
- Oh, shit, I am so sorry.

- Oh, my God, Michael!
- Lily!

Small world.

Small city.

I'm surprised we haven't
run into each other sooner.

- How are you?
- Everything's good.

Where are you off to?
[CHUCKLES]

Oh, I was just doing makeup

for the Día de los Muertos gig

- at the cultural center.
- Huh.

- What's new with you?
- I... um...

- I got married.
- Oh... wow.

So in the last ten months
you found a person,

dated them, got engaged,
now you're married.

Cool, cool, cool.

Yeah, sorry. I don't know,
maybe I should have

reached out to tell you.

- No, it's great.
Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Thank you, that...
that means a lot.

So what's new with you?

Well, I am not married.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

In fact, I'm going through

a pretty rough breakup, so...

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

It's okay.
Well, I'm okay.

I feel like I learned a lot.

Which is what matters.

Hmm.

That's a new color on you.

Oh, the neon pink? I thought
it was a little iffy, too.

No, no, not the makeup. You.

You telling me what's
really going on

instead of sugarcoating it.

You seem centered.

It's a good look on you.

Thank you.

Uh, sorry, I got to,
I got to jet,

but it was lovely
running into you, literally.

- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Same.

- Take care.
- Yeah, you, too.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hola, Mami.

Sorry I couldn't make it
out here last week.

There was a lot going on.

You want a moment
alone with her, mijo?

Um, no, you can stay.

Um, I don't...
Is there rules or...

No, no, just if you wanted
your privacy,

I wanted to be respectful.

Oh, um, you didn't care
about my privacy

when she was here, so...

why start now?
You know what I mean?

[BOTH LAUGH]

She'd love this.

The little back and forth we do.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Yeah.

[SIGHS]

♪ ♪

[KIDS LAUGHING]

[PHONE LINE TRILLING]

Twinsies! I was
just about to call you.

You'll never guess
who I ran into.

Pat Sajak.

In Portland?

Why would that be...

Lil, I don't know.
You told me to guess,

so I guessed.

- That's the first person
that came to my mind.
- No.

Michael. I ran into Michael.

No shit!
Is he still a fox?

He is. And he's married.

Oh. Ugh, well,

I mean, I wish I was there
to day-drink with you.

That sounds like a lot to hear.

You know, you would've thunk.

But I'm actually
really happy for him,

and felt no angst or regret
or jealousy.

Oh, because his wife is ugly.

No. Because of growth.

I'm growing, like, as a person.
Celebrate me!

Lil, I mean,
that's-that's amazing.

Thank you.

This would have obliterated me
a year ago.

But I'm totally fine.

I'm... I'm really happy
for you, babe.

So what's up with you?

I just wanted to hear
your voice.

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, of course.
Every-Everything is great.

You know, the L.A. sun has
given my skin this, like,

salted caramel kind of glow;
it's really amazing.

Well, I miss you.

But Thanksgiving is not
that far away. I can manage.

Yeah.

Yeah, yes. I can't wait
to see you then.

Hmm. Hey, do you know what
happened with my rainbow serape?

Sol is asking if they can borrow
it tonight for their ofrenda.

I, um...

- I stole it.
- Jorge,

I love that blanket.

Well, it's been missing
for three years,

so you don't love it that much.

But it's at the old apartment
if you want it.

And while you're there,
you should grab Nick.

Bye!

[LAUGHING] Bye.

How you holding up?

Not good.

You know, when your mother
and I separated,

that was the darkest time
in my life.

I've always wanted to ask:

what made you and Mom split?

You know, I wish I could point
to one thing, but...

I was young and dumb,
and I had to be right.

- Mm.
- And your mom,

she was young
and smarter than me.

But I had to be right.

We started spending more time
mad at each other

than liking each other.

That first night
away from you two,

I knew I was making the biggest
mistake I ever made,

but I was too stubborn
to admit I was wrong.

My machismo did
a fucking number on me.

It took me 16 years of bullshit
to realize

that I'd rather be wrong
with her

than right without her.

So when did you realize
you were being a dumbass?

Okay.

- You. Christmas. 2015.
- Right.

You insisted that
we celebrate together.

I made dinner that night,

and she asked me to stay.

And I never left.

You know, you, uh,
come from a long line

of good-looking dumbasses.

[CHUCKLES]

I was hoping
you'd break the cycle.

Because I ain't never seen you

as happy as you were
with Lily.

I hope it doesn't take you
16 years to figure it out.

[SHARP KNOCK ON DOOR]

Uh, have you gotten more buff?

Uh, actually, the proper grammar
is "buffer."

And yes.

[CHUCKLES]

Okay, uh, I came for my blanket.

Yes, Jorge did mention.
Uh, it's on the couch.

- Come on. Come in, come in.
- Okay.

So, uh... I haven't seen you
in a while, Diaz.

Yeah, well, uh,

my phone had no service when I
was in the relationship bubble.

But now that it's burst,
I've got full bars.

Right, right, uh,
sorry it didn't work out

between you and Santiago.

Oh, it's okay.

Um...

I hate that this is
awkward between us.

- I know, right?
Like, why, though?
- Mm-hmm.

We were friends before,

and we can still be
friends now.

The thing is, when I see you,

the first thing I think is...

I've seen that guy
naked before.

Oh... I've seen you naked
before.

And I'm all the better for it,

so, you know,
let's not make this weird.

You know what, you're right.
We're both mature...

- Attractive...
- ...adults

who previously participated
in a mutually consensual...

And very sexually
satisfying...

...orgasm exchange program.

Multiple in your case.

Yeah. Thanks for that.

My pleasure.
Well, your pleasure.

- Our pleasure.
- Right.

So, friends?

Friends.

- Oh, come on.
- Yeah.

[GRUNTS]

- Split a Coke?
- Yes! Yes.

Hey, uh, maybe I'll even
start wearing shirts.

Hey, I never said
I wanted that to stop.

[POURING SODA]

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

[♪ FERNANDO RIOS ROMAN:
"LOS METICHES SIERRENO"]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

We ran out of al pastor.

Damn, already?

Thanks, Bisabuelo.

♪ Andan abriendo mucho
el hocico ♪

♪ Quieren saber
a qué me dedico ♪

♪ Si la curiosidad mato
al gato ♪

♪ Sigue tu camino
no seas insensato ♪♪

[PHONE CHIMES]

[LAUGHS]

- Are you sure it's here, Mami?
- Yes, I am.

What are you doing here?

What are you
doing here?

Your dad said he needed
something.

My mom said the same thing.

[MARTA] Work out your problems.
¡Ahora!

- [JORGE SR.] Let us out!
- [BEATRIZ] Yeah,

or I won't help you
with the Wi-Fi again.

[LUIS] You two are being tontos.

You have a good thing,
sort it out.

They locked it.

Great.

♪ ♪

Well...

...here we are again.

Still missing you.

Still wishing we didn't leave
things the way we did.

This year in particular
has been pretty great.

I fell in love with a doctor.
Can you believe it?

He's an amazing partner
and he has a very special kid.

Two things you thought
I'd never have.

But I have it now.

I'm so happy.

And I wish so much you could see
the person I've become

and the family I'm creating.

[PHONE CHIMES]

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

We might as well talk.

We have talked for months.

But we haven't resolved
anything.

I mean, is this who we are now?

Technically married
but strangers in our own house?

[GRUNTS]

I can't live like this, Jorge.

- You need to forgive me,
or we...
- Or what?

Huh?

'Cause I've tried to regain
my footing in all of this,

and I am lost.

So, what, you're just never
gonna forgive me again?

I don't know how.

All I know is,
there's no going back.

I don't want to go back.

I want to build something new
with you for our future.

But I need you to want
to build that with me.

And if you don't want
to do that,

you should tell me now.

[BREATHING IRREGULARLY]

Jorge?

- Oh, my God. Jorge!
- [PAINED GROANS]

Oh, God. Oh, my God!

Mami, Papi, you need
to let us out!

Something's wrong with Jorge.
We need help!

Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay.

- [PHONE VIBRATING]
- A big, black bug bit
a big black bear,

made the big, black bear
bleed blood.

Hello, I'm Pepper Bice.

Hola, me llamo Pepper Bice.

Hello, I'm Pepper Bice.

Hola, yo me llamo Pepper Bice.

And this is the new
food truck...

Oh, I'm so sorry.
This is just my process.

- Oh.
- I'll let you know
when we're ready, Jorge.

Yeah, great. Cool.
Sounds good.

- Hello, I'm Pepper Bice.
- Hi. Hi. Yeah.

This better be good.
I'm about to be on the news

and say something hilarious
yet poignant, and go viral.

Yeah. Yes.

I-I'll be there as soon
as I can. Bye. Bye.

- [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
- [PHONE VIBRATING]

Oh, sorry.
Just one second.

[EXHALES]

Is this the extremely handsome
taco king of Los Angeles?

My dad just had a heart attack.

Oh, my God, Jorge.

- I'm so sorry. Is he okay?
- I don't know.

I don't know. I'm-I'm going
to the airport now.

I'm gonna get on the first
flight that I can.

I'll-I'll meet you there.

No, no, no, there's no time.
I'll just...

I'll call you as soon as
I'm taking off, all right?

Okay. I love you...

- so much.
- Yeah, I love you, too.

Chuey, Chuey, we got to go.

- Mami.
- Mija.

Any news?

No. Everything is
still the same.

How are you holding up?

I'm a wreck.

This is all my fault.

Mami, breathe.

This has nothing
to do with you.

You don't understand.

We were having a fight,
and I was yelling at him.

And he just keeled over.

One little argument
doesn't cause a heart attack.

You don't understand.

It wasn't just one
little argument.

We've been fighting for months.

We're both so angry
all the time.

What?

I don't understand;
you guys are, like,

the perfect couple.

Why wouldn't you talk to me?

Because we-we really do
love each other.

And-and we wanted you and Jorge
to feel safe and secure,

and know that you could
have that love, too.

But love is messy, mija,
and complicated

and amorphous and...

it's not enough.

You cannot take your eye
off the ball.

A true partnership takes

sweat and commitment and drive.

But...

you guys make it
look so easy.

And I'm-I'm sorry
that we did that.

But I am far from perfect,

and so is your father.

But I love that man.

There is no one that I would
rather walk this earth with.

[SOBS]

[AIRPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD]

Thanks for driving.

Listen, cuz, don't worry.

I've had two heart attacks
and a stroke.

You just got to ride
that shit out.

It takes a lot more than that
to take out a Diaz.

We a hearty people.

Give your papi a hug for me.

I will. Thanks, Chuey.

Jorge.

What are you doing here?

There's no way I was gonna
let you go to Portland alone.

Your family is my family,
Jorge Diaz.

Thanks.

All right, let's go.
We've got a plane to catch.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- It's good to see you,
Mr. Delgado.
- Good to see you.

- Thank you for coming.
- Of course, of course.

Say, I, um...

So, how's he doing?

Um, he's stable
but still unconscious.

I'm so glad you're all here.

We've just been waiting
and praying.

Thank you. I, uh...
I brought him something.

Figured he'd be hungry
when he wakes up.

And he hates
hospital food, so...

- [LAUGHTER]
- He is such a food snob.

I don't know if I've
told you kids this,

but at our wedding
he snuck in his own food.

[LAUGHTER]

Here I am,
eating Waldorf chicken,

and your father's eating
freaking carnitas.

[LAUGHING] ¿Cómo no?

I mean, the guy did
single-handedly ruin

- my vegetarianism.
- That is true.

You know he brings leftovers
for the hospital staff?

No, that's-that's good, though.

[WRY CHUCKLE]

- [PEDRO] Mrs. Diaz?
- Yes?

-Your husband is awake.
You can come see him now.
- Oh.

Okay, thank you.

You scared me.

Well, at least it got us
out of that storage unit.

[CHUCKLES] Oh...

Mi amor, I am so sorry.

I'll do whatever you want,
whatever you think it will take.

- I just don't want
to lose you again.
- No, no, no.

Beatriz, please stop.

You've apologized
more than enough.

I'm an old fool.

But I'm an old fool
who still loves you.

- [SNIFFLING]
- Hmm? Okay?

Sorry it took me beating on
death's door to remember that.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

I let my pettiness get
in the way...

when all I wanted to do...

was hold you.

And for us to be us again.

Of course I forgive you.

And I'm sorry, too.

Lo siento.

Lo siento, lo siento,
lo siento.

I'm ready to build
something new with you.

[LAUGHS, SNIFFLES]

Me, too.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Okay.

And now...

we need to talk about this.

Oh, shit.

I think those are Gladys's.

- Mentiroso.
- [CHUCKLES]

Yeah, I guess I have
a couple of secrets, too.

Let's agree: no more secrets.

No more secrets.

[SNIFFLES]

Hi, Dad.

- Jorgito!
What are you doing here?
- ¡Papi! Tu hermoso, Papi.

I'm fine, guys. I'm fine.

- I'll be okay.
- You sure about that?

- You scared us, Dad.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna be fine.

- Jorgito?
- Yeah?

You know I can't eat
that shit here.

Please tell me you brought me
some food.

I did. I brought you a tamale.

Okay? I knew it.

- 'Cause that'll kill me.
- [LAUGHTER]

[JORGE] You're so dramatic.

- [LAUGHING]
- Only-only one.
Only one, though.

[JORGE] Yeah, one. Listen,
I had to get it on a plane.

♪ ♪

Hey.

He's all right.

There's just
no more visitors today.

So I think you guys
should go home.

Lil and I are gonna stay.

Okay. I can take you.

- Yeah?
- Okay.
- Yeah. Let's go.

I'm gonna get some fresh air.

- All right.
- Okay.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
- See you guys later, okay?

Take care. Yeah, absolutely.

[JORGE SIGHS]

[HENRY SIGHS]

I'm so glad your dad's okay.

Yeah. Me, too.

The hot goss is that my parents
are having problems

and keeping it a secret, so...

Henry, I don't want to repeat
their mistakes, so I...

I think that
I should tell you something.

O-Okay.

Um...

I, um...

I haven't really
been loving L.A.

In fact, I hate L.A.

Portland is my home.

My family's here, and I
can't be away from them anymore,

and I don't know
how you feel about that

- or what that means for us,
but I want you...
- Jorge, you are my home now.

If you need to be in Portland,
then I need to be here, too.

It's us now.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, so...

then, to be clear,

you're willing to leave
your job in L.A.

and move back here with me?

Like, now.

I mean, it's so sunny.

I keep telling people,
"We should meet up for drinks,"

when I definitely
do not mean it.

- Mm-hmm.
- And yesterday I said

a $2 million house was "cheap."

- Like, I don't like
who I'm becoming.
- [CHUCKLES]

I miss Portland, too.

And I've definitely missed
your family.

Well, thank God. I mean,
if I had to hear one more person

talk about how
they're starting a podcast,

like, I was gonna drive
off the 405.

- [LAUGHS]
- Really.

I love you.

I love you.

And that's when I realized
you two are my family,

and I want to share them
with you.

Well, don't make me cry.

[LAUGHS] I just love that
you're a guy who cries.

Explain the tequila.

[SIGHS] Ah.

That's a part
of an ancient ritual called...

My mom liked to drink it.
Mm-hmm.

And the cheesy bread?

That's a funny story. See...

my dad liked to eat it.

Well, it smells so good, so...

My parents were real characters.

They did everything together.
They even got sick

and passed away
around the same time.

That's what drove me
to become an oncologist.

And it's too bad,
because I feel like with time

they would have come around
to me.

Mostly, I think
they were just afraid.

Concerned I would never have
love in my life, let alone kids.

Now I kind of have both.

- Come on!
- [LAUGHS]

Oh, you two.

All right. I'll drink to that.

Okay. Can I have some?

- No.
- No.
- Okay.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Oh. I'll take this.

[SOL] Ooh. Strong.

♪ ♪

It's mine.

I mean, cheesy bread,
tequila...

- Nuh-uh, no.
- my two favorite people--

this is the best!

♪ ♪

[LINE RINGING]

Hey, it's Santiago.
Leave a message.

- [BEEP]
- Hey, Santi, it's-it's Lil.

Um, sorry I was shitty to you
last night.

That's not why I'm calling.

Um...

my dad had a heart attack.

He's fine. I just...

[CRYING] I don't know
why I'm calling.

I guess... you're the person
I want to talk to.

You're here.

Of course I'm here.

How did you know that I was...

Sol.

How's he doing?

Good. Stable.

He's gonna be okay.

That's good.

Yeah.

You know,
your papi's a tough cookie.

[LAUGHS SOFTLY]

I've missed you.

Which is what I should have said
last night.

I miss how your hair smells

when you're laying on my chest
while I'm reading.

Even though sometimes
it gets in the way,

and I have to figure out
which page I'm on.

I miss how, even though
you have a terrible voice,

it doesn't stop you
from singing.

Loud. Like, really loud.

I miss how you go
out of your way to be nice

to people that I don't
necessarily think deserve it.

But you, you always find a way
to see the good in them.

Look, I don't know

if I can live my life
as if everything is a miracle.

But I can live my life
as though you are.

Because you are my miracle,
Lily Diaz.

And I can't live without you.

Dang. That was a good apology.

[LAUGHS]

[♪ ED TOWNSEND: "FOR YOUR LOVE"]

♪ For your love ♪

♪ Oh, I would do anything ♪

♪ I would do anything ♪

♪ For your love ♪

♪ For your kiss ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Oh, I would go ♪

♪ Anywhere ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ I would go anywhere ♪♪

[♪ "L-O-V-E"]

[LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ "L" is for the way ♪

♪ You look at me ♪

♪ "O" is for ♪

♪ The only one I see ♪

♪ "V" is very, very ♪

♪ Extraordinary ♪

♪ "E" is even more ♪

♪ Than anyone that you adore ♪

♪ And love ♪

♪ Is all that I can give ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Is more than just a game ♪

♪ For two ♪

♪ Two in love ♪

♪ Can make it ♪

♪ Take my heart
and please don't break it ♪

♪ Love was made for me and you ♪

[CHEERING, WHOOPING]

[OTHERS] ♪ And you and you
and you ♪

♪ And you and you ♪

♪ And you ♪♪

[WHOOPING, CLAPPING]

- [♪ DAVID TOBIN: "NO HAY OTRO
DÍA COMO LA NAVIDAD"]
- ♪ No hay ningún otro día ♪

♪ Como la Navidad ♪

♪ Para todos
los niños y niñas...

- Is that too much?
- I have no idea.

[MARTA] Okay.

I have chisme.

- Ooh.
- Bring it, Mami.

After dinner,
I was cleaning up,

and I found this on the floor.

[GASPS]

Is that an engagement ring?

Which one of my grandbabies

do you think
is getting engaged tonight?

Let's go look.

- [♪ EMILY ESTEFAN:
"NOCHE BUENA"]
- ♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ ¿Quién viene para celebrar? ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Good night, good night,
good night ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ We celebrate
the night before ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ We might be late,
we might be more ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ You know there's no room
at the inn ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ Still we begin ♪

♪ We're gonna have a good,
good time ♪

♪ Good time, good time ♪

♪ It's gonna be a good ♪

- ♪ Time tonight ♪
- ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

♪ The food's on the stove ♪

♪ And the world's coming over ♪

♪ And you'll never know ♪

♪ How late things will go ♪

♪ Good night, good night,
good night ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ Honramos cada tradición ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

♪ Siempre pedimos bendición ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ Y el pesebre es un Edén ♪

♪ En Noche Buena ♪

- ♪ Aunque no estemos en Belén ♪
- ♪ We're gonna have a good ♪

♪ Good time, good time,
good time ♪

♪ It's gonna be a good ♪

- ♪ Time tonight ♪
- ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

♪ The food's on the stove ♪

♪ And the world's coming over ♪

♪ And you'll never know ♪

♪ How late things will go ♪

♪ Good night, good night,
good night ♪

♪ We're gonna have a good ♪

♪ Good time, good time,
good time ♪

♪ It's gonna be a good ♪

- ♪ Time tonight ♪
- ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

♪ The food's on the stove ♪

♪ And the world's coming over ♪

♪ And you never know ♪

♪ How late things will go ♪

♪ Good night, good night,
good night ♪

♪ No-No-No-No-No-Noche Buena ♪♪

[KIDS] GloNation! Yay!