Wipeout (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 19 - Swole Daddy Issues - full transcript
Swole daddies, snowboarders, and a bossy construction couple duke it out in the hopes of winning $25k; and for the swole daddies, a chance to hang with Cena.
Hey, America.
You want big balls?
Oh, we got big balls.
Let’s go, baby!
Ah!
I’m Nicole Byer.
And I’m John Cena.
Oh, oh, oh!
We’ll be your guides
through the craziest
competition show
on the planet.
Tonight...
Dark forces are at work here.
We’ve got the most magical,
most poetic...
You got hit
and ended up in the pit.
Most aggressive...
Get your butt up.
Competitors ever.
And whatever this is.
That reminds me
of a vibrator.
No.
All competing
for the $25,000 grand prize.
Standing in their way
are three of the most intense
and intimidating courses
ever assembled.
The qualifier...
That was awesome.
The gauntlet...
Oh,.
Over the bar!
Oh.
And the Wipeout Zone.
Go!
It never gets old
just watching bodies fly.
Come on. You gotta go.
She’s getting tired. Yeah.
Nobody is really ready
for the Wipeout Zone.
Oh, we’re crying.
This is difficult.
Yeah.
That’s an understatement.
Do I have to walk on this?
Hold on
to your obstacles, America.
You got two jumps!
$25,000 on the line.
Can he do it?
The wipeouts start now!
Oh. Ow! Ooh.
What was that?
Gravity.
Oh, I fell asleep
during that movie.
Too much space.
Hello and welcome to "Wipeout."
John, I can’t wait
to watch these contestants
sweat it out on the course
while I stand here
and say things like,
"Ooh, that was easy.
Ooh, I could do that.
"That life vest
with those shoes?
Girl, what were you thinking?"
I’ve never heard you say
any of those things.
Well, I mostly just text them
to myself
and laugh and laugh
and laugh about it later.
Well, I respect
your restraint,
but our first course today
shows no restraint.
I’m talking
about the qualifier.
Our teams today
will first play a game
of Ding Dong Damage,
where they’ll do their best
to avoid the trapdoor.
They’re all trapdoors.
Next up, the Big Balls.
Make it across
and knock off Smallsy
for a $250 bonus.
After that, the InstaSlam
where they’ll need to ride,
weave, and leap across
without losing their footing
or their followers.
And lastly, Backboned,
where if you step on a crack,
you’ll end up on your back.
The six fastest teams
will make it through
to the next round.
Let’s throw it over
to my favorite cohost.
She’s my favorite cohost too.
How’s it hanging, Camille?
Thanks, guys.
At the top of the course,
AJ and Gio.
What happens in "Wipeout"
stays in "Wipeout"!
Baby. Whoo!
Let’s go, baby!
Welcome to "Wipeout."
What’s going on, girl?
How you doing?
What’s up?
You do look pretty swole.
Swole Daddy.
Swole Daddy.
Swole Daddy.
We’re from Las Vegas,
so we’re kind of the reallife
"Hangover" crew.
Oh.
Yeah.
The movie’s based on us.
Do you have any good stories?
You know, we probably can’t
share on air, but...
Wow. Wow.
Too many.
We’ll justwe’ll save that
for the after episode.
All right.
Well, I’ll go to your party.
No.
Damn.
He did not just diss
Camille like that.
The only person invited
when we win the 25,000
is the ultimate swole father,
John Cena.
Oh, well, John,
I guess I can’t have
what I want,
but you can have it,
Swole Daddy.
Oh, don’t get me wrong,
I’m flattered,
but I’m not gonna party
with those swole kids.
Oh, really? They seem fun.
Married man, Nicole.
I can’t just be blacking out
with strange men.
Right, better to grease
yourself up and wrestle ’em.
Let’s go. Let’s go.
Let’s go, baby.
The Swole Daddies are making
their grand entrance.
Gio almost has a party foul
on his way
to Ding Dong Damage.
Number 3!
How embarrassing.
Ooh,
I think he just lost a tooth.
But he quickly rebounds.
His motivation
to hang with Cena
is as strong as his core.
John Cena, this is for you!
Ooh.
Oh!
Whoa.
Ouchywawa.
Probably the worst place
to be hungover.
I’ve been hungover
in an Arby’s.
That was worse.
Swole AJ, who’s no stranger
to mounting strange things...
Let’s go,
for the swole father!
Swole Daddies!
Ooh.
Ooh, party boy’s got
performance issues.
Giovanni in line
for the hottest club
Backboned.
Will he get in?
Ooh.
Back behind
the imaginary ropes, sir.
Swole AJ is pumped
for Club Backboned.
Oh!
Just like
a "Hangover" movie.
This thing is really sticking
to a formula.
Ending the first run
of the day
with a final time of 4 minutes
and 32 seconds
from the swole
"Hangover" crew.
What do you think about
that swole hang now, John?
The Swole Daddies
impressed me,
but I’ll have
to think about it.
Oh, you have to ask
your wife for permission, huh?
Yes. I absolutely do.
Wait, Nicole. You smell that?
Sorry. I got nervous.
No, it’s not you. There’s
Magic in the air.
Oh.
I’m gonna cast a spell!
And I’m a dragon.
Yeah!
She’s not a real dragon,
and her dad’s spell pose
is all wrong.
Talk to me about
the getup right now.
We love reading
fantasy books.
We love playing,
like, video games.
Mmhmm.
Posers.
Hey.
Watch the comments, John.
Oh.
What’s the spell to make
these guys disappear?
I warned you, John.
Becometh Smallsy!
What a phony.
Wait.
What’s wrong with my voice?
John!
No, no, no, no, no!
They’re doing this for all
the dragons and wizards and
Ouch!
Oh!
Virgins.
We can’t even be sure
how Jeff fathered Mackenzie.
Now Jeff’s on to the first
thing he’s ever ridden.
Hold tight! Hold tight!
It’s like
you’re riding a dragon.
That looks like it’s hurting
his "Dragon Ball Z."
Slay the dragon, Dad!
Hold on tight.
Jeff continues on his
journey to save humanity
and possibly a princess.
Like he can get a princess.
Abracadabra. Alakazam.
You’ll make it through
without a big wham.
Ooh.
Oh!
Witch, please.
I can sense that dark forces
are at work here.
Ooh, is the dark force
physics?
Ooh.
John, let’s get
to the bottom of this.
Why are you so mad
at this team?
They’re not even real nerds.
But they both had
pretty good costumes.
Yeah,
Jeff’s hat was cool, and...
I guess his spells were okay,
and thenthat’s it.
I’m jealous.
Wow, John.
From movie star to tiny ball
to big, jealous nerd,
you have a lot of range.
Speaking of range...
Oklahoma.
Simple times. Good people.
Yes, gimme a flannel
and a bolo tie.
Wait. Gimme that. I want that.
So you two share a love
over crop tops and jean shorts?
That’s right, from Oklahoma,
this is probably
the standard uniform,
so this is
how we live our lives.
I think
it just fits my figure.
I’ve never been.
Cows. Horses. Hay fields.
Intrigued.
Not much else.
Oklahoma. It’s more than OK.
And Oklahoma’s
not that different
from where we tape our show
here in beautiful
Santa Clarita, California.
Not sure "beautiful’s"
the word I’d use.
Hmm.
Welcome to Santa Clarita,
the Tulsa by the sea...
just an hour
of bumpertobumper traffic
outside LA.
With exotic cuisines
like Wendy’s.
Visit our Mount Rushmore...
If Mount Rushmore were
made of big balls.
Take a dip
in our manmade lakes.
Hell, just move here.
This definitelynothaunted
farmhouse
can be yours for only 2.3 mil.
Santa Clarita, California.
It’s also just okay.
Ooh, I hope
she’s OK... lahoma.
The time stops when your
two feet hit the platform.
With a final time
of 5 minutes and 31 seconds,
we’ll see if our OklaHomies
will be hitting
the happy trail
to the gauntlet.
You did it!
Whoo!
Our last team
was a little bit country.
Our next one loves the snow.
Ooh, polar bears.
What a booking.
Not polar bears, Nicole,
but just as scary.
We are gonna shred.
We’re gonna rip.
Carve.
I’m frightened.
I’m turned on.
Let’s go, Sky.
Bring that speed!
Snowboarder Skyler is
shredding Ding Dong Damage.
I can’t see anything.
That hurt.
Oh, gnarly. Totally bailed.
Keep shredding!
I’m about to shred this.
Baron’s at the Big Balls.
Where’s that little boy?
You’re mine!
Um, his name is Smallsy.
Oh!
Ooh!
He ripped through those balls.
And attacked Smallsy
for a $250 bonus.
Yeah! That’s right!
I took you down.
These guys are intense.
Ooh.
Oh.
I would have a lot
of butt wiggling.
I don’t know if that would
help or hurt me.
Almost there. Almost there.
Come on.
And with a time of 5 minutes
and 20 seconds,
we’ll be seeing
our Snowboarders
hit the pile in the gauntlet.
Coming up...
Oh!
We want four balls.
And later...
Is it anybody’s game
in the gauntlet?
Then it’s the Wipeout Zone.
No, no, no!
Big jump!
Oh.
He’s off to a great start.
Oh, no!
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
While the teams from
the first qualifier recharge
with our
emotional support dogs,
the next set of teams are
Wait, wait, wait.
We have emotional support dogs?
Yeah.
They make the teams feel safe
after being crushed
by the course.
Huh.
And there she goes.
Our next qualifier
starts right now,
and this team
has an auctioneer.
How about we sell
the Big Balls?
Ladies and gentlemen,
who wants four balls?
Come on, Johnny.
Right there better get one.
Nicole with 300 now.
John, you’re not in.
You gotta bid 400.
400. Now 5.
Oh, Camille’s in. 400. Now 5.
We got new bidder!
Sold to Smallsy.
He’s got the ballsy.
Smallsy, what the heck?
Okay, baby. This is you.
Which door is she gonna pick?
She gonna pick one?
She gonna pick two?
Lucky number three!
Kelsey’s on the move,
slowly inching towards
Ding Dong Damage.
Whoa, she’s going
to door number three.
While Michael pretends
he is auctioning cattle.
Get it, baby.
Get it, baby. Oh!
Oh.
Ooh.
They need to move
as fast as he talks.
Oh, that reminds me
of a vibrator.
No.
You got it.
Kelsey’s riding
the Wipeout bull.
Yeah. It looks good.
Whoo!
She knows
that this is timed, right?
Oh, she knows, Camille.
Yeesh.
Oh!
How much was that wipeout?
That’s actually a great idea.
Auctioning off wipeouts.
Let’s make
some extra cash, Cena.
Well, she got off the road
right there
and she went down the ladder
and she came up the ladder
right there and she picked
door number three
and then door number
three opens up for her
and it kicked her
right in the butt.
Sold to door three!
Oh. That was a killer plop.
Worth the cash.
Better get two.
Two? Sold!
Overpaid on that one.
Up to the balls, baby.
How about one ball?
Whoa! Sold.
This lady is
a wipeout artiste.
$4,000?
Worth it.
I’d like to bid
on one more giant wipeout.
Sold!
Damn. Sold to Camille Kostek.
I’m buying lunch, Johnny baby.
You’re the boss, lady.
And speaking of boss ladies,
here’s Claudia and her
notsobossy husband Dwight.
Are we going?
I’m the boss.
Go!
You got it.
Dwight’s totally original
life motto
is "happy wife, happy life."
You got this, Dwight!
Come on.
And he’s used to jumping
through hoops for Claudia.
Ah!
Oh.
Just not over big balls.
Come on.
We’re married, and we also
own a construction company.
Oh.
I’m his boss.
Ohoh.
Yes.
Do you both smell like lumber
when you come home?
Lumber and sweat.
When I come home,
I smell like craft service
and chlorine.
Come on!
Boss Claudia’s
on the bronco bar.
You own this, boss lady.
Come on.
Oh, mama.
Go, Claudia!
I wish my boss
was that flexible.
She just ripped
her bossypants.
We all heard it.
Go, Dwight!
Your boss might fire you
if you don’t make it
in a good time.
Or a bonus if you do. Whoo!
She’s a nice boss.
Whoo!
Yes.
So as your boss,
how many vacation days
did she give you for this?
Uh
Seven days.
Well, you might need
to use another one,
because you qualified.
You’re moving on
to the next round.
Who’s next, Camille?
Oh, think my 5Hour
Energy drink just kicked in.
Am I seeing double?
I thought it was
my new contacts.
What is it like
being identical twins?
We couldn’t be
any more different.
I’m more booksmart.
He’s more streetsmart.
I’m more goodlooking,
and he’s more
Betterlooking.
Just like us, John.
Just like their entrance
into the world,
Sovanarin is coming out first.
Twin power!
Ouch.
That hurt.
I wonder,
when one twin wipes out,
if the other one feels it.
Okay, honestly, do you know
which twin is which here?
Because...
That’s Sovanarin,
the MaryKate.
Sovanareth is the Ashley.
What does that even mean?
I never watched
"Step by Step."
John, come on.
You really don’t see it?
Sovanareth wipes out
to the right,
and Sovanarin goes
to the left.
Oh.
Two feet. There it is.
And with a time of 8 minutes
and 32 seconds,
I’m not sure if we’ll be
seeing double again.
Twin power!
Up next...
Faster than lightning.
When the Spoken Poets
are in town.
How do you two
know each other?
We’re brothers,
and we both love spoken word.
Do you just think of rhymes
all day long?
Some are weak.
Some are strong.
Oh!
I’m about to take your job.
Oh, wait.
Outspoken Poet Towan
dashing up
to Ding Dong Damage.
Oh!
I wish there was
a perfect rhyme
to describe that wipeout.
You got hit...
Oh!
And ended up in the pit.
There it is.
Kashad up at the Big Balls.
Take on the ball
and try not to fall.
Oh.
Ooh.
Good thing it’s hotter,
’cause we spending
all this time in the water.
Nicole, you know
a few funny poems, right?
Oh, me? Sure.
Roses are red.
So are the Big Balls.
Oh.
This poet flows
almost as good as he falls.
And the Backboned
will screw ya
and then never calls.
There it is.
You did your best.
We put you to the test.
How do you feel?
It’s time for a rest.
Ooh!
Yeah.
I could do this all day.
And with a final time
of 5 minutes and 54 seconds,
our Outspoken Poets finished
fifth in the qualifier.
Along with Swole Daddies
and Snowboarders.
Also joining them
in the gauntlet will be
OklaHomies, Fam Fiction,
and Who’s the Boss.
Coming up, we’ll see
if Swole Daddies
can win this thing.
Oh!
Or can the OklaHomies
slide in for a win?
Ah!
Then it’s the Wipeout Zone.
She has to get
to the other side,
but the surface is filled
with slime
that I can’t confirm
or deny is mine.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
With the qualifier behind us,
we’re looking straight ahead
at the gauntlet
as our teams vie
for our $25,000 prize.
This is where the best
of the best compete.
It’s true.
The qualifier is like
the Daytime Emmys,
and the gauntlet is like
the Emmys people care about.
Hey, I got nominated
for a Daytime Emmy.
It was an honor.
You didn’t even win.
Don’t tell people that.
But do tell us
about the gauntlet.
The gauntlet will be done
in two heats.
In each heat, three teams will
begin at the same time,
each one trying
desperately to escape
the Gravitron from hell,
the Dizzy Dummy.
Then the Revolver.
Two water slides lead
to a rotating platform
and a leap of faith
back to solid ground.
Finally, the Spun & Done.
Enter on green, exit on red,
and don’t let the sweeper bar
go over your head.
The first team to have
both members
standing on
the finish platform
will move on
to the Wipeout Zone.
Now, let’s check out the teams
who made it
through the first round.
In heat one of the gauntlet,
we’ve got our OklaHomies,
Hayley and Nathan,
our Outspoken Poets
Kashad and Towan...
And our reallife
"Hangover" crew,
Swole Daddies AJ and Giovanni.
We’re from Las Vegas,
so we’re kind of the reallife
"Hangover" crew.
I’ll go to your party.
No.
The only person we’ve invited
is the ultimate swole father,
John Cena.
I’m scared.
Okay. Any faster than this.
All right,
I’m a little dizzy.
Yep. Yep.
Yeah, we need to stop it
right now.
We’re done.
Three! Two! One!
And our gauntlet has begun.
Oh, my gosh.
These kids are piling out,
but who will be the first
to jump off the Dizzy Dummy?
Oh, it’s still spinning.
Yep.
AJ.
Oh!
We’ll see if his swole crew
can win this thing
and an epic hang
with John Cena.
Yeah, because I don’t
hang out with losers,
unless it’s for
a Teen Choice Award.
Those are impossible to win.
You got it.
Damn.
Swole Gio comes after him...
Yeah!
Using his impressive
upper body strength.
John, the Swole Daddies
have already made it
to the Revolver.
AJ, let’s talk strategy.
Okay.
Swole Daddy, baby!
All right. You want to go?
You got it.
All right. I’ll go.
Hayley is just letting Towan
go ahead of her.
Not a winning strategy.
Oh!
OklaHomey Nathan following.
OK. See you later.
Hayley’s gotta remember what
the good Southern people say.
If you’re feeling froggy,
jump.
Oh, my God!
Come on, baby. Let’s go!
Yes! You got it.
Up at the Revolver,
AJ tries to keep their lead.
Ooh.
Ah!
You don’t.
They’ll have to do better
than that
if they want to party with me.
Oh, he is going
into a monologue.
I am the almighty
swole godfather.
They are swole babies.
A hang with me is expensive.
They’ll need that 25,000.
We shall order many apps.
Mozz sticks.
Fullyloaded nachos.
Maybe even a shrimp cocktail
if I’m feeling frisky.
There’s a whole gauntlet
going on.
Can you stop listing starters?
Fine.
I’m not gonna
make it back on this.
All eyes on Poet Towan.
Yeah, that’s the technique
right there.
Yeah. You gotta go quick.
Yes!
That was poetry in motion.
Poetry in motion, baby.
Towan’s got a haiku ready.
The slide is so fast,
he lands flat on his belly.
I don’t know how many more
syllables we need.
Hands down the best thing
you’ll see on your telly.
Ah, we went over!
At the Dizzy Dummy,
Oklahoma Nathan’s plagiarizing
the poet’s strategy,
and it pays off.
Now it’s Hayley’s turn.
Let’s go. Go.
Oh!
Nice.
She makes it.
Swole Daddy, baby!
Swole Daddy AJ
pushing beast mode.
Ooh!
Eh, more like least mode.
Cool joke, Cena.
You’ll fit in great
with the swole crew.
Two full teams have made it
to Revolver.
Can Poet Kashad
make it a third?
The Swole Daddies’ lead
is completely gone.
Come on, AJ. A, jump early.
Now that all three teams
are together,
it’s put up or shut up.
Jump! Jump!
That’ll cure a hangover,
but he’ll need his partner
to pass
before they can advance.
Let’s go, baby!
Swole Daddies!
There you go.
Run, run, run! Swole Daddies.
Ooh, yay!
Let’s go, baby.
The reallife "Hangover"
crew’s made it to Spun & Done.
Let’s go.
Here at Spun & Done,
strategy comes into play
more than ever,
as the contestants must enter
on the green...
Like Swole AJ
just demonstrated.
And exit on the red,
avoiding the aggressive
sweeper bars along their way.
Ooh.
Back at the Revolver,
all of Oklahoma is watching.
If Nathan wants a shot
at this thing,
he has gotta make it here.
He took that in
Towan follows,
trying to catch up
to the other two teams.
I believed in him.
I always believe
in the hot ones.
Come on, baby. Let’s go, Gio.
At the Spun & Done,
Gio runs for the center.
While the other team’s
closing in,
Swole Daddies need to make
their move here.
What happens in "Wipeout"
stays in "Wipeout," baby!
Over the bar.
Yes.
Yay! You did it.
Swole Gio slides
into the winner’s circle.
Whoo!
Yeah. Come on, Hayley.
Come on, Hayley.
Back at the Revolver,
OK Hayley’s
still a step behind.
They’re not out
of this thing yet,
but with one member
of the Swole Daddies
already at
the finish platform,
they need to OK Go fast.
As soon as you hit the thing,
get your butt up.
Honestly,
useful romantic advice.
That’s a good one.
Yeah.
That’s a good one.
Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!
Ooh.
Whoo!
The OklaHomies
have officially moved on
to the Spun & Done.
Is it anybody’s game
in the gauntlet?
AJ, when you get
in the middle, walk with it.
If he can walk the line
to the Spun & Done
before the OklaHomies
catch up,
the gauntlet is theirs.
Walk with it. Walk with it.
Hey, AJ, sprint! Sprint it.
Go.
Sprint it.
I can’t.
It’s not gonna make it.
The Swole Daddies are taking
their precious time,
and the door’s wide open
for the OklaHomies
to slide in for a win.
Ooh.
You got it.
Get those hops in.
Come on, jump! Nice.
Oh.
Oh!
Ooh, that was their chance.
AJ, wait till the red
is over here.
That’s when you’re gonna
sprint it out. Okay?
Okay.
He needs to time this
so the red lines up
with the platform.
You’re gonna
sprint it out now. Sprint!
Next one.
Poor AJ has the spins.
Whoo!
This gives Hayley a chance
to run through.
Can she do it?
Sprint it out.
Go!
Go run.
Go!
Hop it. Hop it.
Gotta go over the bar!
Whoa.
Oh!
That’s it, baby! That’s it.
He’s in.
That’s it. Come in.
The swole crew is through.
They did it.
They’re one step closer.
All hail
the holy swole father John.
John Cena.
Thank you for your power.
I am not committing
to any debauchery
until they take it all
in the Wipeout Zone.
I can’t wait to hear
the stories, John.
There will be no stories!
Come on.
Just between you and me and
the voice recorder on my phone.
Remind me never to share
private information around you.
I won’t.
The Swole Daddies
ripped up that gauntlet,
but who will be their
Wipeout Zone workout partner?
Coming up...
Will our Snowboarders
be able
to rip through the course?
That was magical.
We killed it.
Or can magic win?
Oh!
Then it’s the Wipeout Zone.
Let’s go, Swole Daddies!
No!
Swole father’s watching you
right now.
What do you binge?
I fell into "Ted Lasso"
by mistake.
People keep saying
it’s so good.
Maybe I will watch it.
It’s dope.
It really is.
Okay.
I hope you’re gonna
bingewatch "Peacemaker."
I really do.
Is it out on HBO Max?
It will be when this airs.
I will.
Thank you.
Let’s make some peace.
Yeah. "Peacemaker."
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
One gauntlet down
and one to go.
Like a fine wine, our show
just gets better with age.
But not if you leave it open
and on the counter
for three months.
You didn’t drink that
counter wine again, did you?
Of course not, John.
It’s just there for decoration.
Now, let’s see
that leaderboard.
The Swole Daddies
strongarmed the competition
in that incredible first heat
of the gauntlet.
Now, let’s see
who’ll be joining them
in the Wipeout Zone.
In heat two of the gauntlet,
we’ve got magicmakers
Fam Fiction
Mackenzie and Jeff.
Our Snowboarders Baron
and Skylar.
And Dwight and Claudia,
Team Who’s the Boss,
here to put in work.
All right, here we go.
All right, game time.
Are we done yet?
Nope.
The Dizzy Dummy’s
just speeding up.
God.
Are we at full speed?
Oh, crap.
I won’t be able to walk.
Three! Two! One!
And they’re off.
Come on, man. Go, go, go.
Unleashed like
a Black Friday crowd
hungry for cheap TVs.
You got this?
Go. Go. You go first. Go.
Come on, Dad! Yeah!
Oh!
Let’s go.
As if by magic,
wizard Jeff lands it.
Wow.
Magic Mackenzie
follows her dad.
Yeah!
Which makes Fam Fiction
the first team
to make it to the Revolver.
Go, go, go.
Ah!
Oh!
Baron’s face just found out
that all risk has one reward.
That’s a wipeout, brah.
That was magical.
Did you see that? We killed it.
These guys think
they’re so cool
for using magic to get ahead.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Well, two can play
that game.
Wait. What?
Where did Magic Jeff go?
Magic Jeff is gone for good.
Oh, cute Halloween costume.
These are real
wizard clothes!
Okay. Are you gonna go?
No. You go first.
Back at Dizzy Dummy...
Oh, why?
’Cause you can.
Things slow down
as these two debate
who’s the boss of hesitating.
Oh, my gosh.
It’s Dwight.
Land it!
Oh.
And next
to Snowboarder Skylar,
they look like
slowass turtles
in a rabbit race.
Oh, my gosh.
Go ahead.
Can Boss Claudia land
her jump off Dizzy Dummy?
Ah!
Not a power move.
So hesitant.
Holy crap.
Dwight goes for it next. Oh!
Too slow to work
that one out.
Baron risking it all
with that move.
No, no, no! Whoohoo!
And this badass boarder
is on his way.
Come on, Sky. Let’s see it.
Oh, yeah!
Skylar follows.
Yeah, and that
ballstothewall energy
has them cruising
to the Revolver,
where magic Mackenzie
is reeling
after her father’s
mysterious disappearing act.
She gathers herself.
Let’s see it!
Oh!
John!
Did you do
a disappearing spell again?
Payback’s a witch, Nicole.
Holy.
Oh, what did he do?
They’re gone now.
Oh, my gosh.
I don’t want
to do this again.
I don’t either.
You go first.
Back at the Dizzy Dummy,
Claudia’s lost
her boss babe vibe,
and Dwight is lost without it.
Gosh dang it.
That was pretty good, Dwight.
He didn’t want to do it,
but he did it,
just like me
with putting pants on.
Okay. You know what?
I’ll go first.
More risky strat
at the Revolver.
Come on, Sky. Wait for it.
Wait for it.
She didn’t wait for it,
at all.
Just like that!
Just likeoh!
Oh.
Now Baron tries.
Whoa!
Oh!
Sick backside 180, brah.
Back at the Dizzy Dummy,
notboss Dwight
is thinking about
maybe going for that jump.
Okay.
You did it, Dwight.
And here comes
Snowboarder Skylar
passing our tortoise Dwight...
Excuse me.
Who is slow and dizzy.
Claudia lands it.
Thanks, Dwight.
All teams have made it
to the Revolver.
Slow and steady can win
this race,
as Who’s the Boss joins
the snowboarding hares
at the Revolver where fearless
Snowboarder Skylar is back
for more risky business.
What?
You got it. You got it!
Oh!
Yeah!
I’m coming, Sky. Don’t worry.
Here, do you want
to go first?
I don’t know. Maybe.
You do not want to see
these two at a revolving door.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Claudia.
Ooh. That’s nice.
Ladies first.
Nice.
Ooh.
Yikes.
You can go next.
Come on, Baron. Go.
Come on, homeboy. Rip it.
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Jump!
Ooh, he made that
look steezy.
Our snowboarding hares
leaving
the slow tortoises behind.
They are sliding
down the slopes
into the Spun & Done.
Let’s go.
Hey, we got this, okay?
Wait for the green.
Ahead at the Spun & Done,
Skylar uses
that "no effs given" strategy.
She’ll need to navigate
the sweeper bars
and exit on the red
to win this thing.
Whoo!
Now Baron’s in.
We got this. You got it, Sky.
These kids are nuts.
Look at that snowboarding hare
hopping over the center
of the sweeper bar.
Oh, this is gonna
be interesting.
Go, man, go.
Ooh!
Oh, yowzah!
Green team
in the Spun & Done,
but can they get it done?
Okay, okay, okay.
Meanwhile, notboss Dwight
is still reluctant
at the Revolver.
Good job. Hold on.
Nope.
And the Revolver’s like,
"I’m not sure about you
either, Dwight."
I’m not in a rush. It’s okay.
44, yeah. Too old.
That’s, like, 107
in "Wipeout" years.
Boss Claudia
is not giving up
on her "Wipeout" dreams.
Okay.
Oh, no!
Ooh.
She almost holds on,
but her boss girl grip
fails her.
All right, Sky! Come on!
Let’s see that speed.
And Skylar is
risking it all,
going full send
on these obstacles
like it’s her job.
Keep breathing.
Keep breathing. We got this.
Whoo! Sky. Sky. Sky.
You see this one?
The one with the
Skylar’s all risk/
all reward strategy
has her huffing and puffing.
Go, go, go, go, go!
You got this.
Can she push through,
or will she wipe out again?
Oh, man!
Yeah!
Slide!
You did it.
Join me in the winner’s circle.
You did it, girlfriend.
Whoo!
One more wipeout to finish it,
but you did it.
Oh, my God!
It’s down to the wire.
This is so exciting,
I could pee my panties!
Our closest
photo finish ever!
Incredible!
Do we even have
a camera fast enough
to see who crosses first?
Does the technology
even exist?
Does it?
Just kidding.
This is a blowout.
The Snowboarders are miles
ahead of Claudia and Dwight.
Come on, Baron.
It’s like Super Mario.
He’s going nowhere,
but he’s going somewhere.
He’s finally made it
to that red exit.
Hey, you got this.
He just needs to get
over this bar.
Oh, my!
There it is!
I think they already won.
They’re faster
than the tortoises.
It’s called science.
Whoo! Sliding in for the win.
I am officially sending you off
to the Wipeout Zone...
Yeah!
Congratulations.
The Snowboarders tore
through that gauntlet
and are headed
to the Wipeout Zone
against the Swole Daddies
for the $25,000 prize.
Coming up...
A XXL faceoff
between the Swole Daddies...
Let’s go, baby!
And the Snowboarders.
His white socks reminds me
of Michael Jackson.
Ooh!
Don’t drop!
Ah!
He’s probably used to that.
Yeah.
He’s having a great time.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
Our two best teams are about
to face the music
in the most exciting part
- the Wipeout Zone.
They’ll also be facing
the harsh realization
that they are so, so small
in this big, big world.
John,
are you having a moment?
The question is,
is this the moment
that changes everything?
Uh, is it?
Nope. Not for me.
But for one team,
it absolutely is.
Let’s check out
the Wipeout Zone.
This monstrous
fourpart course
will be done relay style
with each contestant
attempting two obstacles.
The first team member
will take the plunge
the world’s
scariest waterslide, Drop Out,
a harrowing 75foot fall
into the icy waters
of Lake Wipeout.
From there,
they’ll swim over
to our spinning cylindrical
cycle path Point Break,
where they’ll try to maneuver
from one platform
to the other
without getting spiked.
That’s when they’ll tag
their partner,
who’ll take on
- GForce.
They’ll have to leap
onto one rotating arm,
shimmy to the other side,
and launch themselves
to safety.
And finally, Grinder.
If they can conquer
those gigantic gyrating gears
and clock a faster time
than their competition,
their team will win $25,000.
Tonight, a faceoff
between the Swole Daddies,
vying for an epic
"Hangover" hang with me,
and the Snowboarders,
who are just nuts enough
to give these daddies
a run for their money.
Let’s get in the zone.
All right. You and AJ.
Yes.
You’re those Swole Daddies.
That’s it, baby!
Swole Daddies!
After this,
we’re getting the in party bus,
we’re going straight downtown.
Okay. Are you ready to go?
I’m ready, baby!
Okay.
I’m lock and loading you in.
Let’s do it.
Okay. I feel this energy.
You’re ready.
Let’s go! Let’s go, baby!
Three. Two.
One!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Nice job.
That was very Christlike.
75 feet down
off of Drop Out.
He got some style points,
on the way in.
Mmhmm.
Let’s go, Gio!
It must be hard carrying
all that muscle across.
I have no idea
what that’s like.
Let’s go, baby. You got this.
Swole Daddies!
Giovanni and AJ have had
a really good course so far.
First in the qualifier,
first in the gauntlet,
and that is Giovanni’s
first taste...
Yep.
Of a wipeout.
Yeah,
but a confident wipeout.
Yeah.
It’s all right.
You got it. Let’s go!
Okay, if you could be
any member
of the "Hangover" crew,
who would you be?
Mike Tyson.
Okay. That was quick.
Let’s go, baby.
Let’s go, babe.
Swole Daddy.
You got it.
Away he goes.
You got it. Go, go, go.
He’s got a good pace.
I think he’s still in it.
I think he’s gonna
make it this time.
Oh, I don’t know.
You’re almost there!
Let’s go. Swole Daddies.
Only one wipeout
for Giovanni
as he tags AJ,
and here AJ goes on GForce.
You got it, baby.
Come on, AJ.
Come on, AJ! Let’s go, baby.
AJ’s already made it
through the beam on GForce.
One leap, and they’re
continuing their dominance.
No! He tried it too early.
I gotta say, they’re called
the Swole Daddies,
but I don’t really see any
muscles through the wetsuits.
Like, shouldn’t they look
like Aquaman?
Doesn’t he wear a wetsuit?
Still got beef with Aquaman.
Oh, no.
Well, you should have tuna
with Aquaman.
Okay. I’ll give you that one.
Swole father’s watching you
right now.
There you go. Get up. Get up.
Let’s see if he’s learned
his lesson
after that scoot fail.
Yes. Come on!
He’s gonna make it.
Yes!
He made it.
Yes, AJ.
All right.
Four jumps to the end
of the Wipeout Zone
here on Grinder.
But Swole Daddy,
very popular on Grinder.
And get on the jump.
Oh, no. Oh, no! Ooh.
Ow.
Come on. Hey. No, you got it.
You got it.
Don’t give me that face.
This is probably
what a hangover feels like.
AJ, this is
for the big party, baby!
Come on!
Come on. Push it.
There you go. Hey, get ready.
Catch this one
early and jump.
Two more jumps.
Two more jumps.
You got this, AJ.
Be calculated. You got it.
AJ all day, baby.
Just like a balance
board deadlift.
You got it.
Yes.
You’ve got it, man.
You got two jumps.
So close.
Two jumps!
Yet so far away.
Hey, no. Hey.
I need you to get up, baby.
Come on.
I got it.
He eventually does need you
to get up.
A big jump!
Yes. Yes.
Amazing! One more jump
to the finish line.
Yes.
Yes, AJ!
He does not skip leg day
and makes it across!
Excellent job.
That was great.
The Swole Daddies embrace.
Very well done.
Thank you, Swole Daddy.
And that’s Swole Mama
right there.
I’m Swole Mama.
Swole Mom.
Are you calling me fat?
No. It’s a compliment.
Calling you strong.
Strongwilled. That’s it.
Swole could be, you know,
several different ways.
The Swole Daddies
just benchpressed the Zone
with a time
of 6 minutes, 54 seconds.
Do the Snowboarders know how
to carve through the course
faster than the Daddies?
Find out.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
There aren’t many gifts in life
that keep on giving
quite like the Wipeout Zone.
That’s true,
except for Rick Astley.
He’s never gonna give us up.
Okay. You’re right.
Let’s check out
that leaderboard.
Earlier, the Swole Daddies
strongarmed the Wipeout Zone
with a final time of 6 minutes
and 54 seconds.
Will our Snowboarders be able
to rip through the course
and beat that time?
How are you feeling?
I am ready to shred
the Wipeout Zone.
All right.
I’m sending you off, baby.
Let’s go.
Let’s do it.
The Swole Daddies
look nervous
as we prepare to start.
Three. Two. One!
. No, no, no!
Whoohoo!
Wow.
Nice entry into Lake Wipeout
after that 75foot drop
from Drop Out.
Wow.
Quick swim
for the Snowboarder Baron,
but I figure
launching like that,
he’s probably used to that.
Yeah.
He’s having a great time.
Come on, Baron!
Don’t try to go through it.
Try to go alongside of it.
Run through it, okay?
They do have plenty of time.
6 minutes and 54 seconds
is the time to beat.
Go, go, go. Run next to them.
Ah!
Oh, he’s not gonna make it.
No. Nice recovery. Ah.
Okay.
Nice.
He’s got a bit of room
and he’s not gonna make it!
He holds on.
Oh!
No!
Oh. No, dropped right in.
Yep, made it about 3/4
of the way around.
Wow.
Okay, so you get it now.
You get it. It’s a pattern.
You gotta run next to it, okay?
And now. Now. Now.
Whoo!
Baron sets up again.
I think he should have
excellent balance,
being a snowboarder.
Yep. Just like that.
Keep going.
He’s going pretty fast,
and I like
that you can see
his white socks.
It reminds me
of Michael Jackson.
Ooh! He’s across!
Heehoo
Come on, Sky! You got this.
Skylar wastes no time
jumping onto GForce.
Just like that!
Wow.
All she has to do is get to
the other side and jump off,
but the surface is filled
with some sort of slime
that I can’t confirm
or deny is mine.
But she makes it
to the other side fast.
Wow! Skylar.
Gotta be calculated here.
A wipeout is a long swim back.
Flying.
But she’s off
to a great start, and
Oh.
She kind of looks
like a flying squirrel.
Right? Do squirrels fly?
Did I make that up?
There’s a species, I believe.
Yes. The flying squirrel.
For a hot second, I was like,
"Am I all right?"
There she goes.
See? Yeah.
Like a little flying squirrel.
Hey, nice jump, Sky.
Hey, get the timing down.
Let it go around.
Let it go around.
She’s feeling it now.
Now she’s getting tired.
Now she’s getting tired.
Yeah.
Stand up, Sky, stand up.
She’s gotta remain
on her feet there.
You’re good. You’re good.
You’re good. You got this.
Timing! Timing!
Yes. There we go!
And she makes it.
Yes!
Like that. Like that.
She’s off of GForce
and on to Grinder.
You’re good. Keep it going.
Come on.
See? She’s a little tired.
She’s tired.
Final stretch. You got this.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Here we go, Skylar.
You got this.
There’s the leap!
Oh.
Man.
Baron, what should
she do differently?
Her timing is just there.
She just needs to get
that good grip on it.
I never have an issue
with a good grip.
Okay, Skylar.
You gotta focus up.
This might be your last chance.
Time is ticking away.
$25,000 on the line.
Come on, Sky! You got this.
Time is of the essence here.
Big jump. Big jump!
She’s gonna make it.
Yes!
She has made it.
She is still in the game
here in the Wipeout Zone.
You’re right here.
Two jumps to the finish line.
Every second counts.
She’s going for it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
She’s holding on.
One more jump to go!
Can she make it?
Sky! Sky!
There it is.
It’s over.
Skylar and Baron
have timed out.
Giovanni and AJ, you’ve won
the Wipeout Zone and $25,000!
Swole Daddies!
Man, if you guys could just
have a little more enthusiasm.
Yeah. Just a little bit more.
Oh, God.
Dreams do come true
as our Swole Daddies win 25K
and a swole crew
"Hangover" hang
with Hollywood legend
John Cena.
John’s already peaced.
I hope he remembers,
always destroy the evidence.
You want big balls?
Oh, we got big balls.
Let’s go, baby!
Ah!
I’m Nicole Byer.
And I’m John Cena.
Oh, oh, oh!
We’ll be your guides
through the craziest
competition show
on the planet.
Tonight...
Dark forces are at work here.
We’ve got the most magical,
most poetic...
You got hit
and ended up in the pit.
Most aggressive...
Get your butt up.
Competitors ever.
And whatever this is.
That reminds me
of a vibrator.
No.
All competing
for the $25,000 grand prize.
Standing in their way
are three of the most intense
and intimidating courses
ever assembled.
The qualifier...
That was awesome.
The gauntlet...
Oh,.
Over the bar!
Oh.
And the Wipeout Zone.
Go!
It never gets old
just watching bodies fly.
Come on. You gotta go.
She’s getting tired. Yeah.
Nobody is really ready
for the Wipeout Zone.
Oh, we’re crying.
This is difficult.
Yeah.
That’s an understatement.
Do I have to walk on this?
Hold on
to your obstacles, America.
You got two jumps!
$25,000 on the line.
Can he do it?
The wipeouts start now!
Oh. Ow! Ooh.
What was that?
Gravity.
Oh, I fell asleep
during that movie.
Too much space.
Hello and welcome to "Wipeout."
John, I can’t wait
to watch these contestants
sweat it out on the course
while I stand here
and say things like,
"Ooh, that was easy.
Ooh, I could do that.
"That life vest
with those shoes?
Girl, what were you thinking?"
I’ve never heard you say
any of those things.
Well, I mostly just text them
to myself
and laugh and laugh
and laugh about it later.
Well, I respect
your restraint,
but our first course today
shows no restraint.
I’m talking
about the qualifier.
Our teams today
will first play a game
of Ding Dong Damage,
where they’ll do their best
to avoid the trapdoor.
They’re all trapdoors.
Next up, the Big Balls.
Make it across
and knock off Smallsy
for a $250 bonus.
After that, the InstaSlam
where they’ll need to ride,
weave, and leap across
without losing their footing
or their followers.
And lastly, Backboned,
where if you step on a crack,
you’ll end up on your back.
The six fastest teams
will make it through
to the next round.
Let’s throw it over
to my favorite cohost.
She’s my favorite cohost too.
How’s it hanging, Camille?
Thanks, guys.
At the top of the course,
AJ and Gio.
What happens in "Wipeout"
stays in "Wipeout"!
Baby. Whoo!
Let’s go, baby!
Welcome to "Wipeout."
What’s going on, girl?
How you doing?
What’s up?
You do look pretty swole.
Swole Daddy.
Swole Daddy.
Swole Daddy.
We’re from Las Vegas,
so we’re kind of the reallife
"Hangover" crew.
Oh.
Yeah.
The movie’s based on us.
Do you have any good stories?
You know, we probably can’t
share on air, but...
Wow. Wow.
Too many.
We’ll justwe’ll save that
for the after episode.
All right.
Well, I’ll go to your party.
No.
Damn.
He did not just diss
Camille like that.
The only person invited
when we win the 25,000
is the ultimate swole father,
John Cena.
Oh, well, John,
I guess I can’t have
what I want,
but you can have it,
Swole Daddy.
Oh, don’t get me wrong,
I’m flattered,
but I’m not gonna party
with those swole kids.
Oh, really? They seem fun.
Married man, Nicole.
I can’t just be blacking out
with strange men.
Right, better to grease
yourself up and wrestle ’em.
Let’s go. Let’s go.
Let’s go, baby.
The Swole Daddies are making
their grand entrance.
Gio almost has a party foul
on his way
to Ding Dong Damage.
Number 3!
How embarrassing.
Ooh,
I think he just lost a tooth.
But he quickly rebounds.
His motivation
to hang with Cena
is as strong as his core.
John Cena, this is for you!
Ooh.
Oh!
Whoa.
Ouchywawa.
Probably the worst place
to be hungover.
I’ve been hungover
in an Arby’s.
That was worse.
Swole AJ, who’s no stranger
to mounting strange things...
Let’s go,
for the swole father!
Swole Daddies!
Ooh.
Ooh, party boy’s got
performance issues.
Giovanni in line
for the hottest club
Backboned.
Will he get in?
Ooh.
Back behind
the imaginary ropes, sir.
Swole AJ is pumped
for Club Backboned.
Oh!
Just like
a "Hangover" movie.
This thing is really sticking
to a formula.
Ending the first run
of the day
with a final time of 4 minutes
and 32 seconds
from the swole
"Hangover" crew.
What do you think about
that swole hang now, John?
The Swole Daddies
impressed me,
but I’ll have
to think about it.
Oh, you have to ask
your wife for permission, huh?
Yes. I absolutely do.
Wait, Nicole. You smell that?
Sorry. I got nervous.
No, it’s not you. There’s
Magic in the air.
Oh.
I’m gonna cast a spell!
And I’m a dragon.
Yeah!
She’s not a real dragon,
and her dad’s spell pose
is all wrong.
Talk to me about
the getup right now.
We love reading
fantasy books.
We love playing,
like, video games.
Mmhmm.
Posers.
Hey.
Watch the comments, John.
Oh.
What’s the spell to make
these guys disappear?
I warned you, John.
Becometh Smallsy!
What a phony.
Wait.
What’s wrong with my voice?
John!
No, no, no, no, no!
They’re doing this for all
the dragons and wizards and
Ouch!
Oh!
Virgins.
We can’t even be sure
how Jeff fathered Mackenzie.
Now Jeff’s on to the first
thing he’s ever ridden.
Hold tight! Hold tight!
It’s like
you’re riding a dragon.
That looks like it’s hurting
his "Dragon Ball Z."
Slay the dragon, Dad!
Hold on tight.
Jeff continues on his
journey to save humanity
and possibly a princess.
Like he can get a princess.
Abracadabra. Alakazam.
You’ll make it through
without a big wham.
Ooh.
Oh!
Witch, please.
I can sense that dark forces
are at work here.
Ooh, is the dark force
physics?
Ooh.
John, let’s get
to the bottom of this.
Why are you so mad
at this team?
They’re not even real nerds.
But they both had
pretty good costumes.
Yeah,
Jeff’s hat was cool, and...
I guess his spells were okay,
and thenthat’s it.
I’m jealous.
Wow, John.
From movie star to tiny ball
to big, jealous nerd,
you have a lot of range.
Speaking of range...
Oklahoma.
Simple times. Good people.
Yes, gimme a flannel
and a bolo tie.
Wait. Gimme that. I want that.
So you two share a love
over crop tops and jean shorts?
That’s right, from Oklahoma,
this is probably
the standard uniform,
so this is
how we live our lives.
I think
it just fits my figure.
I’ve never been.
Cows. Horses. Hay fields.
Intrigued.
Not much else.
Oklahoma. It’s more than OK.
And Oklahoma’s
not that different
from where we tape our show
here in beautiful
Santa Clarita, California.
Not sure "beautiful’s"
the word I’d use.
Hmm.
Welcome to Santa Clarita,
the Tulsa by the sea...
just an hour
of bumpertobumper traffic
outside LA.
With exotic cuisines
like Wendy’s.
Visit our Mount Rushmore...
If Mount Rushmore were
made of big balls.
Take a dip
in our manmade lakes.
Hell, just move here.
This definitelynothaunted
farmhouse
can be yours for only 2.3 mil.
Santa Clarita, California.
It’s also just okay.
Ooh, I hope
she’s OK... lahoma.
The time stops when your
two feet hit the platform.
With a final time
of 5 minutes and 31 seconds,
we’ll see if our OklaHomies
will be hitting
the happy trail
to the gauntlet.
You did it!
Whoo!
Our last team
was a little bit country.
Our next one loves the snow.
Ooh, polar bears.
What a booking.
Not polar bears, Nicole,
but just as scary.
We are gonna shred.
We’re gonna rip.
Carve.
I’m frightened.
I’m turned on.
Let’s go, Sky.
Bring that speed!
Snowboarder Skyler is
shredding Ding Dong Damage.
I can’t see anything.
That hurt.
Oh, gnarly. Totally bailed.
Keep shredding!
I’m about to shred this.
Baron’s at the Big Balls.
Where’s that little boy?
You’re mine!
Um, his name is Smallsy.
Oh!
Ooh!
He ripped through those balls.
And attacked Smallsy
for a $250 bonus.
Yeah! That’s right!
I took you down.
These guys are intense.
Ooh.
Oh.
I would have a lot
of butt wiggling.
I don’t know if that would
help or hurt me.
Almost there. Almost there.
Come on.
And with a time of 5 minutes
and 20 seconds,
we’ll be seeing
our Snowboarders
hit the pile in the gauntlet.
Coming up...
Oh!
We want four balls.
And later...
Is it anybody’s game
in the gauntlet?
Then it’s the Wipeout Zone.
No, no, no!
Big jump!
Oh.
He’s off to a great start.
Oh, no!
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
While the teams from
the first qualifier recharge
with our
emotional support dogs,
the next set of teams are
Wait, wait, wait.
We have emotional support dogs?
Yeah.
They make the teams feel safe
after being crushed
by the course.
Huh.
And there she goes.
Our next qualifier
starts right now,
and this team
has an auctioneer.
How about we sell
the Big Balls?
Ladies and gentlemen,
who wants four balls?
Come on, Johnny.
Right there better get one.
Nicole with 300 now.
John, you’re not in.
You gotta bid 400.
400. Now 5.
Oh, Camille’s in. 400. Now 5.
We got new bidder!
Sold to Smallsy.
He’s got the ballsy.
Smallsy, what the heck?
Okay, baby. This is you.
Which door is she gonna pick?
She gonna pick one?
She gonna pick two?
Lucky number three!
Kelsey’s on the move,
slowly inching towards
Ding Dong Damage.
Whoa, she’s going
to door number three.
While Michael pretends
he is auctioning cattle.
Get it, baby.
Get it, baby. Oh!
Oh.
Ooh.
They need to move
as fast as he talks.
Oh, that reminds me
of a vibrator.
No.
You got it.
Kelsey’s riding
the Wipeout bull.
Yeah. It looks good.
Whoo!
She knows
that this is timed, right?
Oh, she knows, Camille.
Yeesh.
Oh!
How much was that wipeout?
That’s actually a great idea.
Auctioning off wipeouts.
Let’s make
some extra cash, Cena.
Well, she got off the road
right there
and she went down the ladder
and she came up the ladder
right there and she picked
door number three
and then door number
three opens up for her
and it kicked her
right in the butt.
Sold to door three!
Oh. That was a killer plop.
Worth the cash.
Better get two.
Two? Sold!
Overpaid on that one.
Up to the balls, baby.
How about one ball?
Whoa! Sold.
This lady is
a wipeout artiste.
$4,000?
Worth it.
I’d like to bid
on one more giant wipeout.
Sold!
Damn. Sold to Camille Kostek.
I’m buying lunch, Johnny baby.
You’re the boss, lady.
And speaking of boss ladies,
here’s Claudia and her
notsobossy husband Dwight.
Are we going?
I’m the boss.
Go!
You got it.
Dwight’s totally original
life motto
is "happy wife, happy life."
You got this, Dwight!
Come on.
And he’s used to jumping
through hoops for Claudia.
Ah!
Oh.
Just not over big balls.
Come on.
We’re married, and we also
own a construction company.
Oh.
I’m his boss.
Ohoh.
Yes.
Do you both smell like lumber
when you come home?
Lumber and sweat.
When I come home,
I smell like craft service
and chlorine.
Come on!
Boss Claudia’s
on the bronco bar.
You own this, boss lady.
Come on.
Oh, mama.
Go, Claudia!
I wish my boss
was that flexible.
She just ripped
her bossypants.
We all heard it.
Go, Dwight!
Your boss might fire you
if you don’t make it
in a good time.
Or a bonus if you do. Whoo!
She’s a nice boss.
Whoo!
Yes.
So as your boss,
how many vacation days
did she give you for this?
Uh
Seven days.
Well, you might need
to use another one,
because you qualified.
You’re moving on
to the next round.
Who’s next, Camille?
Oh, think my 5Hour
Energy drink just kicked in.
Am I seeing double?
I thought it was
my new contacts.
What is it like
being identical twins?
We couldn’t be
any more different.
I’m more booksmart.
He’s more streetsmart.
I’m more goodlooking,
and he’s more
Betterlooking.
Just like us, John.
Just like their entrance
into the world,
Sovanarin is coming out first.
Twin power!
Ouch.
That hurt.
I wonder,
when one twin wipes out,
if the other one feels it.
Okay, honestly, do you know
which twin is which here?
Because...
That’s Sovanarin,
the MaryKate.
Sovanareth is the Ashley.
What does that even mean?
I never watched
"Step by Step."
John, come on.
You really don’t see it?
Sovanareth wipes out
to the right,
and Sovanarin goes
to the left.
Oh.
Two feet. There it is.
And with a time of 8 minutes
and 32 seconds,
I’m not sure if we’ll be
seeing double again.
Twin power!
Up next...
Faster than lightning.
When the Spoken Poets
are in town.
How do you two
know each other?
We’re brothers,
and we both love spoken word.
Do you just think of rhymes
all day long?
Some are weak.
Some are strong.
Oh!
I’m about to take your job.
Oh, wait.
Outspoken Poet Towan
dashing up
to Ding Dong Damage.
Oh!
I wish there was
a perfect rhyme
to describe that wipeout.
You got hit...
Oh!
And ended up in the pit.
There it is.
Kashad up at the Big Balls.
Take on the ball
and try not to fall.
Oh.
Ooh.
Good thing it’s hotter,
’cause we spending
all this time in the water.
Nicole, you know
a few funny poems, right?
Oh, me? Sure.
Roses are red.
So are the Big Balls.
Oh.
This poet flows
almost as good as he falls.
And the Backboned
will screw ya
and then never calls.
There it is.
You did your best.
We put you to the test.
How do you feel?
It’s time for a rest.
Ooh!
Yeah.
I could do this all day.
And with a final time
of 5 minutes and 54 seconds,
our Outspoken Poets finished
fifth in the qualifier.
Along with Swole Daddies
and Snowboarders.
Also joining them
in the gauntlet will be
OklaHomies, Fam Fiction,
and Who’s the Boss.
Coming up, we’ll see
if Swole Daddies
can win this thing.
Oh!
Or can the OklaHomies
slide in for a win?
Ah!
Then it’s the Wipeout Zone.
She has to get
to the other side,
but the surface is filled
with slime
that I can’t confirm
or deny is mine.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
With the qualifier behind us,
we’re looking straight ahead
at the gauntlet
as our teams vie
for our $25,000 prize.
This is where the best
of the best compete.
It’s true.
The qualifier is like
the Daytime Emmys,
and the gauntlet is like
the Emmys people care about.
Hey, I got nominated
for a Daytime Emmy.
It was an honor.
You didn’t even win.
Don’t tell people that.
But do tell us
about the gauntlet.
The gauntlet will be done
in two heats.
In each heat, three teams will
begin at the same time,
each one trying
desperately to escape
the Gravitron from hell,
the Dizzy Dummy.
Then the Revolver.
Two water slides lead
to a rotating platform
and a leap of faith
back to solid ground.
Finally, the Spun & Done.
Enter on green, exit on red,
and don’t let the sweeper bar
go over your head.
The first team to have
both members
standing on
the finish platform
will move on
to the Wipeout Zone.
Now, let’s check out the teams
who made it
through the first round.
In heat one of the gauntlet,
we’ve got our OklaHomies,
Hayley and Nathan,
our Outspoken Poets
Kashad and Towan...
And our reallife
"Hangover" crew,
Swole Daddies AJ and Giovanni.
We’re from Las Vegas,
so we’re kind of the reallife
"Hangover" crew.
I’ll go to your party.
No.
The only person we’ve invited
is the ultimate swole father,
John Cena.
I’m scared.
Okay. Any faster than this.
All right,
I’m a little dizzy.
Yep. Yep.
Yeah, we need to stop it
right now.
We’re done.
Three! Two! One!
And our gauntlet has begun.
Oh, my gosh.
These kids are piling out,
but who will be the first
to jump off the Dizzy Dummy?
Oh, it’s still spinning.
Yep.
AJ.
Oh!
We’ll see if his swole crew
can win this thing
and an epic hang
with John Cena.
Yeah, because I don’t
hang out with losers,
unless it’s for
a Teen Choice Award.
Those are impossible to win.
You got it.
Damn.
Swole Gio comes after him...
Yeah!
Using his impressive
upper body strength.
John, the Swole Daddies
have already made it
to the Revolver.
AJ, let’s talk strategy.
Okay.
Swole Daddy, baby!
All right. You want to go?
You got it.
All right. I’ll go.
Hayley is just letting Towan
go ahead of her.
Not a winning strategy.
Oh!
OklaHomey Nathan following.
OK. See you later.
Hayley’s gotta remember what
the good Southern people say.
If you’re feeling froggy,
jump.
Oh, my God!
Come on, baby. Let’s go!
Yes! You got it.
Up at the Revolver,
AJ tries to keep their lead.
Ooh.
Ah!
You don’t.
They’ll have to do better
than that
if they want to party with me.
Oh, he is going
into a monologue.
I am the almighty
swole godfather.
They are swole babies.
A hang with me is expensive.
They’ll need that 25,000.
We shall order many apps.
Mozz sticks.
Fullyloaded nachos.
Maybe even a shrimp cocktail
if I’m feeling frisky.
There’s a whole gauntlet
going on.
Can you stop listing starters?
Fine.
I’m not gonna
make it back on this.
All eyes on Poet Towan.
Yeah, that’s the technique
right there.
Yeah. You gotta go quick.
Yes!
That was poetry in motion.
Poetry in motion, baby.
Towan’s got a haiku ready.
The slide is so fast,
he lands flat on his belly.
I don’t know how many more
syllables we need.
Hands down the best thing
you’ll see on your telly.
Ah, we went over!
At the Dizzy Dummy,
Oklahoma Nathan’s plagiarizing
the poet’s strategy,
and it pays off.
Now it’s Hayley’s turn.
Let’s go. Go.
Oh!
Nice.
She makes it.
Swole Daddy, baby!
Swole Daddy AJ
pushing beast mode.
Ooh!
Eh, more like least mode.
Cool joke, Cena.
You’ll fit in great
with the swole crew.
Two full teams have made it
to Revolver.
Can Poet Kashad
make it a third?
The Swole Daddies’ lead
is completely gone.
Come on, AJ. A, jump early.
Now that all three teams
are together,
it’s put up or shut up.
Jump! Jump!
That’ll cure a hangover,
but he’ll need his partner
to pass
before they can advance.
Let’s go, baby!
Swole Daddies!
There you go.
Run, run, run! Swole Daddies.
Ooh, yay!
Let’s go, baby.
The reallife "Hangover"
crew’s made it to Spun & Done.
Let’s go.
Here at Spun & Done,
strategy comes into play
more than ever,
as the contestants must enter
on the green...
Like Swole AJ
just demonstrated.
And exit on the red,
avoiding the aggressive
sweeper bars along their way.
Ooh.
Back at the Revolver,
all of Oklahoma is watching.
If Nathan wants a shot
at this thing,
he has gotta make it here.
He took that in
Towan follows,
trying to catch up
to the other two teams.
I believed in him.
I always believe
in the hot ones.
Come on, baby. Let’s go, Gio.
At the Spun & Done,
Gio runs for the center.
While the other team’s
closing in,
Swole Daddies need to make
their move here.
What happens in "Wipeout"
stays in "Wipeout," baby!
Over the bar.
Yes.
Yay! You did it.
Swole Gio slides
into the winner’s circle.
Whoo!
Yeah. Come on, Hayley.
Come on, Hayley.
Back at the Revolver,
OK Hayley’s
still a step behind.
They’re not out
of this thing yet,
but with one member
of the Swole Daddies
already at
the finish platform,
they need to OK Go fast.
As soon as you hit the thing,
get your butt up.
Honestly,
useful romantic advice.
That’s a good one.
Yeah.
That’s a good one.
Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!
Ooh.
Whoo!
The OklaHomies
have officially moved on
to the Spun & Done.
Is it anybody’s game
in the gauntlet?
AJ, when you get
in the middle, walk with it.
If he can walk the line
to the Spun & Done
before the OklaHomies
catch up,
the gauntlet is theirs.
Walk with it. Walk with it.
Hey, AJ, sprint! Sprint it.
Go.
Sprint it.
I can’t.
It’s not gonna make it.
The Swole Daddies are taking
their precious time,
and the door’s wide open
for the OklaHomies
to slide in for a win.
Ooh.
You got it.
Get those hops in.
Come on, jump! Nice.
Oh.
Oh!
Ooh, that was their chance.
AJ, wait till the red
is over here.
That’s when you’re gonna
sprint it out. Okay?
Okay.
He needs to time this
so the red lines up
with the platform.
You’re gonna
sprint it out now. Sprint!
Next one.
Poor AJ has the spins.
Whoo!
This gives Hayley a chance
to run through.
Can she do it?
Sprint it out.
Go!
Go run.
Go!
Hop it. Hop it.
Gotta go over the bar!
Whoa.
Oh!
That’s it, baby! That’s it.
He’s in.
That’s it. Come in.
The swole crew is through.
They did it.
They’re one step closer.
All hail
the holy swole father John.
John Cena.
Thank you for your power.
I am not committing
to any debauchery
until they take it all
in the Wipeout Zone.
I can’t wait to hear
the stories, John.
There will be no stories!
Come on.
Just between you and me and
the voice recorder on my phone.
Remind me never to share
private information around you.
I won’t.
The Swole Daddies
ripped up that gauntlet,
but who will be their
Wipeout Zone workout partner?
Coming up...
Will our Snowboarders
be able
to rip through the course?
That was magical.
We killed it.
Or can magic win?
Oh!
Then it’s the Wipeout Zone.
Let’s go, Swole Daddies!
No!
Swole father’s watching you
right now.
What do you binge?
I fell into "Ted Lasso"
by mistake.
People keep saying
it’s so good.
Maybe I will watch it.
It’s dope.
It really is.
Okay.
I hope you’re gonna
bingewatch "Peacemaker."
I really do.
Is it out on HBO Max?
It will be when this airs.
I will.
Thank you.
Let’s make some peace.
Yeah. "Peacemaker."
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
One gauntlet down
and one to go.
Like a fine wine, our show
just gets better with age.
But not if you leave it open
and on the counter
for three months.
You didn’t drink that
counter wine again, did you?
Of course not, John.
It’s just there for decoration.
Now, let’s see
that leaderboard.
The Swole Daddies
strongarmed the competition
in that incredible first heat
of the gauntlet.
Now, let’s see
who’ll be joining them
in the Wipeout Zone.
In heat two of the gauntlet,
we’ve got magicmakers
Fam Fiction
Mackenzie and Jeff.
Our Snowboarders Baron
and Skylar.
And Dwight and Claudia,
Team Who’s the Boss,
here to put in work.
All right, here we go.
All right, game time.
Are we done yet?
Nope.
The Dizzy Dummy’s
just speeding up.
God.
Are we at full speed?
Oh, crap.
I won’t be able to walk.
Three! Two! One!
And they’re off.
Come on, man. Go, go, go.
Unleashed like
a Black Friday crowd
hungry for cheap TVs.
You got this?
Go. Go. You go first. Go.
Come on, Dad! Yeah!
Oh!
Let’s go.
As if by magic,
wizard Jeff lands it.
Wow.
Magic Mackenzie
follows her dad.
Yeah!
Which makes Fam Fiction
the first team
to make it to the Revolver.
Go, go, go.
Ah!
Oh!
Baron’s face just found out
that all risk has one reward.
That’s a wipeout, brah.
That was magical.
Did you see that? We killed it.
These guys think
they’re so cool
for using magic to get ahead.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Well, two can play
that game.
Wait. What?
Where did Magic Jeff go?
Magic Jeff is gone for good.
Oh, cute Halloween costume.
These are real
wizard clothes!
Okay. Are you gonna go?
No. You go first.
Back at Dizzy Dummy...
Oh, why?
’Cause you can.
Things slow down
as these two debate
who’s the boss of hesitating.
Oh, my gosh.
It’s Dwight.
Land it!
Oh.
And next
to Snowboarder Skylar,
they look like
slowass turtles
in a rabbit race.
Oh, my gosh.
Go ahead.
Can Boss Claudia land
her jump off Dizzy Dummy?
Ah!
Not a power move.
So hesitant.
Holy crap.
Dwight goes for it next. Oh!
Too slow to work
that one out.
Baron risking it all
with that move.
No, no, no! Whoohoo!
And this badass boarder
is on his way.
Come on, Sky. Let’s see it.
Oh, yeah!
Skylar follows.
Yeah, and that
ballstothewall energy
has them cruising
to the Revolver,
where magic Mackenzie
is reeling
after her father’s
mysterious disappearing act.
She gathers herself.
Let’s see it!
Oh!
John!
Did you do
a disappearing spell again?
Payback’s a witch, Nicole.
Holy.
Oh, what did he do?
They’re gone now.
Oh, my gosh.
I don’t want
to do this again.
I don’t either.
You go first.
Back at the Dizzy Dummy,
Claudia’s lost
her boss babe vibe,
and Dwight is lost without it.
Gosh dang it.
That was pretty good, Dwight.
He didn’t want to do it,
but he did it,
just like me
with putting pants on.
Okay. You know what?
I’ll go first.
More risky strat
at the Revolver.
Come on, Sky. Wait for it.
Wait for it.
She didn’t wait for it,
at all.
Just like that!
Just likeoh!
Oh.
Now Baron tries.
Whoa!
Oh!
Sick backside 180, brah.
Back at the Dizzy Dummy,
notboss Dwight
is thinking about
maybe going for that jump.
Okay.
You did it, Dwight.
And here comes
Snowboarder Skylar
passing our tortoise Dwight...
Excuse me.
Who is slow and dizzy.
Claudia lands it.
Thanks, Dwight.
All teams have made it
to the Revolver.
Slow and steady can win
this race,
as Who’s the Boss joins
the snowboarding hares
at the Revolver where fearless
Snowboarder Skylar is back
for more risky business.
What?
You got it. You got it!
Oh!
Yeah!
I’m coming, Sky. Don’t worry.
Here, do you want
to go first?
I don’t know. Maybe.
You do not want to see
these two at a revolving door.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Claudia.
Ooh. That’s nice.
Ladies first.
Nice.
Ooh.
Yikes.
You can go next.
Come on, Baron. Go.
Come on, homeboy. Rip it.
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Jump!
Ooh, he made that
look steezy.
Our snowboarding hares
leaving
the slow tortoises behind.
They are sliding
down the slopes
into the Spun & Done.
Let’s go.
Hey, we got this, okay?
Wait for the green.
Ahead at the Spun & Done,
Skylar uses
that "no effs given" strategy.
She’ll need to navigate
the sweeper bars
and exit on the red
to win this thing.
Whoo!
Now Baron’s in.
We got this. You got it, Sky.
These kids are nuts.
Look at that snowboarding hare
hopping over the center
of the sweeper bar.
Oh, this is gonna
be interesting.
Go, man, go.
Ooh!
Oh, yowzah!
Green team
in the Spun & Done,
but can they get it done?
Okay, okay, okay.
Meanwhile, notboss Dwight
is still reluctant
at the Revolver.
Good job. Hold on.
Nope.
And the Revolver’s like,
"I’m not sure about you
either, Dwight."
I’m not in a rush. It’s okay.
44, yeah. Too old.
That’s, like, 107
in "Wipeout" years.
Boss Claudia
is not giving up
on her "Wipeout" dreams.
Okay.
Oh, no!
Ooh.
She almost holds on,
but her boss girl grip
fails her.
All right, Sky! Come on!
Let’s see that speed.
And Skylar is
risking it all,
going full send
on these obstacles
like it’s her job.
Keep breathing.
Keep breathing. We got this.
Whoo! Sky. Sky. Sky.
You see this one?
The one with the
Skylar’s all risk/
all reward strategy
has her huffing and puffing.
Go, go, go, go, go!
You got this.
Can she push through,
or will she wipe out again?
Oh, man!
Yeah!
Slide!
You did it.
Join me in the winner’s circle.
You did it, girlfriend.
Whoo!
One more wipeout to finish it,
but you did it.
Oh, my God!
It’s down to the wire.
This is so exciting,
I could pee my panties!
Our closest
photo finish ever!
Incredible!
Do we even have
a camera fast enough
to see who crosses first?
Does the technology
even exist?
Does it?
Just kidding.
This is a blowout.
The Snowboarders are miles
ahead of Claudia and Dwight.
Come on, Baron.
It’s like Super Mario.
He’s going nowhere,
but he’s going somewhere.
He’s finally made it
to that red exit.
Hey, you got this.
He just needs to get
over this bar.
Oh, my!
There it is!
I think they already won.
They’re faster
than the tortoises.
It’s called science.
Whoo! Sliding in for the win.
I am officially sending you off
to the Wipeout Zone...
Yeah!
Congratulations.
The Snowboarders tore
through that gauntlet
and are headed
to the Wipeout Zone
against the Swole Daddies
for the $25,000 prize.
Coming up...
A XXL faceoff
between the Swole Daddies...
Let’s go, baby!
And the Snowboarders.
His white socks reminds me
of Michael Jackson.
Ooh!
Don’t drop!
Ah!
He’s probably used to that.
Yeah.
He’s having a great time.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
Our two best teams are about
to face the music
in the most exciting part
- the Wipeout Zone.
They’ll also be facing
the harsh realization
that they are so, so small
in this big, big world.
John,
are you having a moment?
The question is,
is this the moment
that changes everything?
Uh, is it?
Nope. Not for me.
But for one team,
it absolutely is.
Let’s check out
the Wipeout Zone.
This monstrous
fourpart course
will be done relay style
with each contestant
attempting two obstacles.
The first team member
will take the plunge
the world’s
scariest waterslide, Drop Out,
a harrowing 75foot fall
into the icy waters
of Lake Wipeout.
From there,
they’ll swim over
to our spinning cylindrical
cycle path Point Break,
where they’ll try to maneuver
from one platform
to the other
without getting spiked.
That’s when they’ll tag
their partner,
who’ll take on
- GForce.
They’ll have to leap
onto one rotating arm,
shimmy to the other side,
and launch themselves
to safety.
And finally, Grinder.
If they can conquer
those gigantic gyrating gears
and clock a faster time
than their competition,
their team will win $25,000.
Tonight, a faceoff
between the Swole Daddies,
vying for an epic
"Hangover" hang with me,
and the Snowboarders,
who are just nuts enough
to give these daddies
a run for their money.
Let’s get in the zone.
All right. You and AJ.
Yes.
You’re those Swole Daddies.
That’s it, baby!
Swole Daddies!
After this,
we’re getting the in party bus,
we’re going straight downtown.
Okay. Are you ready to go?
I’m ready, baby!
Okay.
I’m lock and loading you in.
Let’s do it.
Okay. I feel this energy.
You’re ready.
Let’s go! Let’s go, baby!
Three. Two.
One!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Nice job.
That was very Christlike.
75 feet down
off of Drop Out.
He got some style points,
on the way in.
Mmhmm.
Let’s go, Gio!
It must be hard carrying
all that muscle across.
I have no idea
what that’s like.
Let’s go, baby. You got this.
Swole Daddies!
Giovanni and AJ have had
a really good course so far.
First in the qualifier,
first in the gauntlet,
and that is Giovanni’s
first taste...
Yep.
Of a wipeout.
Yeah,
but a confident wipeout.
Yeah.
It’s all right.
You got it. Let’s go!
Okay, if you could be
any member
of the "Hangover" crew,
who would you be?
Mike Tyson.
Okay. That was quick.
Let’s go, baby.
Let’s go, babe.
Swole Daddy.
You got it.
Away he goes.
You got it. Go, go, go.
He’s got a good pace.
I think he’s still in it.
I think he’s gonna
make it this time.
Oh, I don’t know.
You’re almost there!
Let’s go. Swole Daddies.
Only one wipeout
for Giovanni
as he tags AJ,
and here AJ goes on GForce.
You got it, baby.
Come on, AJ.
Come on, AJ! Let’s go, baby.
AJ’s already made it
through the beam on GForce.
One leap, and they’re
continuing their dominance.
No! He tried it too early.
I gotta say, they’re called
the Swole Daddies,
but I don’t really see any
muscles through the wetsuits.
Like, shouldn’t they look
like Aquaman?
Doesn’t he wear a wetsuit?
Still got beef with Aquaman.
Oh, no.
Well, you should have tuna
with Aquaman.
Okay. I’ll give you that one.
Swole father’s watching you
right now.
There you go. Get up. Get up.
Let’s see if he’s learned
his lesson
after that scoot fail.
Yes. Come on!
He’s gonna make it.
Yes!
He made it.
Yes, AJ.
All right.
Four jumps to the end
of the Wipeout Zone
here on Grinder.
But Swole Daddy,
very popular on Grinder.
And get on the jump.
Oh, no. Oh, no! Ooh.
Ow.
Come on. Hey. No, you got it.
You got it.
Don’t give me that face.
This is probably
what a hangover feels like.
AJ, this is
for the big party, baby!
Come on!
Come on. Push it.
There you go. Hey, get ready.
Catch this one
early and jump.
Two more jumps.
Two more jumps.
You got this, AJ.
Be calculated. You got it.
AJ all day, baby.
Just like a balance
board deadlift.
You got it.
Yes.
You’ve got it, man.
You got two jumps.
So close.
Two jumps!
Yet so far away.
Hey, no. Hey.
I need you to get up, baby.
Come on.
I got it.
He eventually does need you
to get up.
A big jump!
Yes. Yes.
Amazing! One more jump
to the finish line.
Yes.
Yes, AJ!
He does not skip leg day
and makes it across!
Excellent job.
That was great.
The Swole Daddies embrace.
Very well done.
Thank you, Swole Daddy.
And that’s Swole Mama
right there.
I’m Swole Mama.
Swole Mom.
Are you calling me fat?
No. It’s a compliment.
Calling you strong.
Strongwilled. That’s it.
Swole could be, you know,
several different ways.
The Swole Daddies
just benchpressed the Zone
with a time
of 6 minutes, 54 seconds.
Do the Snowboarders know how
to carve through the course
faster than the Daddies?
Find out.
Welcome back to "Wipeout."
There aren’t many gifts in life
that keep on giving
quite like the Wipeout Zone.
That’s true,
except for Rick Astley.
He’s never gonna give us up.
Okay. You’re right.
Let’s check out
that leaderboard.
Earlier, the Swole Daddies
strongarmed the Wipeout Zone
with a final time of 6 minutes
and 54 seconds.
Will our Snowboarders be able
to rip through the course
and beat that time?
How are you feeling?
I am ready to shred
the Wipeout Zone.
All right.
I’m sending you off, baby.
Let’s go.
Let’s do it.
The Swole Daddies
look nervous
as we prepare to start.
Three. Two. One!
. No, no, no!
Whoohoo!
Wow.
Nice entry into Lake Wipeout
after that 75foot drop
from Drop Out.
Wow.
Quick swim
for the Snowboarder Baron,
but I figure
launching like that,
he’s probably used to that.
Yeah.
He’s having a great time.
Come on, Baron!
Don’t try to go through it.
Try to go alongside of it.
Run through it, okay?
They do have plenty of time.
6 minutes and 54 seconds
is the time to beat.
Go, go, go. Run next to them.
Ah!
Oh, he’s not gonna make it.
No. Nice recovery. Ah.
Okay.
Nice.
He’s got a bit of room
and he’s not gonna make it!
He holds on.
Oh!
No!
Oh. No, dropped right in.
Yep, made it about 3/4
of the way around.
Wow.
Okay, so you get it now.
You get it. It’s a pattern.
You gotta run next to it, okay?
And now. Now. Now.
Whoo!
Baron sets up again.
I think he should have
excellent balance,
being a snowboarder.
Yep. Just like that.
Keep going.
He’s going pretty fast,
and I like
that you can see
his white socks.
It reminds me
of Michael Jackson.
Ooh! He’s across!
Heehoo
Come on, Sky! You got this.
Skylar wastes no time
jumping onto GForce.
Just like that!
Wow.
All she has to do is get to
the other side and jump off,
but the surface is filled
with some sort of slime
that I can’t confirm
or deny is mine.
But she makes it
to the other side fast.
Wow! Skylar.
Gotta be calculated here.
A wipeout is a long swim back.
Flying.
But she’s off
to a great start, and
Oh.
She kind of looks
like a flying squirrel.
Right? Do squirrels fly?
Did I make that up?
There’s a species, I believe.
Yes. The flying squirrel.
For a hot second, I was like,
"Am I all right?"
There she goes.
See? Yeah.
Like a little flying squirrel.
Hey, nice jump, Sky.
Hey, get the timing down.
Let it go around.
Let it go around.
She’s feeling it now.
Now she’s getting tired.
Now she’s getting tired.
Yeah.
Stand up, Sky, stand up.
She’s gotta remain
on her feet there.
You’re good. You’re good.
You’re good. You got this.
Timing! Timing!
Yes. There we go!
And she makes it.
Yes!
Like that. Like that.
She’s off of GForce
and on to Grinder.
You’re good. Keep it going.
Come on.
See? She’s a little tired.
She’s tired.
Final stretch. You got this.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Here we go, Skylar.
You got this.
There’s the leap!
Oh.
Man.
Baron, what should
she do differently?
Her timing is just there.
She just needs to get
that good grip on it.
I never have an issue
with a good grip.
Okay, Skylar.
You gotta focus up.
This might be your last chance.
Time is ticking away.
$25,000 on the line.
Come on, Sky! You got this.
Time is of the essence here.
Big jump. Big jump!
She’s gonna make it.
Yes!
She has made it.
She is still in the game
here in the Wipeout Zone.
You’re right here.
Two jumps to the finish line.
Every second counts.
She’s going for it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
She’s holding on.
One more jump to go!
Can she make it?
Sky! Sky!
There it is.
It’s over.
Skylar and Baron
have timed out.
Giovanni and AJ, you’ve won
the Wipeout Zone and $25,000!
Swole Daddies!
Man, if you guys could just
have a little more enthusiasm.
Yeah. Just a little bit more.
Oh, God.
Dreams do come true
as our Swole Daddies win 25K
and a swole crew
"Hangover" hang
with Hollywood legend
John Cena.
John’s already peaced.
I hope he remembers,
always destroy the evidence.