Winsome Witch (1965–1967): Season 1, Episode 2 - Prince of a Pup - full transcript
The evil Queen convinces Winnie to help her get rid of Snow White.
(SINGING "ALOHA 'OE")
Hi, I'm Winsome W. Witch.
The W stands for Wacky.
I was a fairy godmother school dropout.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, that's a gasser. Ha-ha-ha.
Landing flaps down. Here goes.
(CRASH)
That's the best landing
I've made in two weeks.
Finally getting the hang of it.
(LAUGHING)
Hey, you lazy broom,
get up and start tidying up the yard.
Well, well, well, what have we here?
A cute little frog.
(CROAKS)
Oh, this is a good chance
to practice up on my witchcraft.
I'll change the frog to a peanut.
Alley-ka-zowie!
Yikes! I did something wrong.
Alley-ka-zowie!
(CROAKS)
There, that's better.
(PHONE RINGS)
My phone. Gee, maybe it's a customer.
Winnie the Witch here,
have broom, will travel.
Who? Oh, the queen.
That's right,
and I've been talking to my mirror.
I need your help.
Talking to your mirror?
Anyone who talks to mirrors needs help.
Be calm, Your Majesty, I'll be right over.
A talking mirror. This I gotta see.
Hey, broom, let's go.
To the queen's castle, on the double.
Very funny, very funny.
Now if you don't mind,
take me to the queen's castle.
You mean that old mirror really talks?
Yes, I'll show you.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest one of all?
MIRROR: It ain't you, Queenie. Snow White
is the grooviest chick in these parts.
Oh, see what I mean?
I want you to get rid of this Snow White
so I can be the fairest.
Have you any ideas?
Well, I could give her a magic apple,
but I don't think it's gonna help you any.
You take care of Snow White.
I'll take care of the apple.
Oh, no. Not that apple.
(SCREAMS)
Poor Queenie.
She's going to be asleep for a long time.
The only thing that can break the spell
and wake her up is a kiss from a prince.
(BARKING)
Come on, boy, cut it out.
Down, Prince, down.
Prince? Hey, dog, is your name Prince?
(BARKS)
It figures, it figures.
Seven sure isn't my lucky number,
not when it's seven dwarfs.
Seven pairs of socks to wash every day,
seven dinners to prepare every night.
Oh, I wish some prince would come along
and take me away from all this.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Now, who could that be?
With my luck,
it's probably another dwarf.
Hello, little girl.
My Girl Scout troop is selling candied apples
instead of cookies this year.
You are a Girl Scout?
Yeah, the witch patrol.
(LAUGHING)
Here, have an apple.
SNOW WHITE:
Oh, I can't, I have no money.
Oh, then take one free, dearie.
Oh, I couldn't do that.
(SOBBING)
If I don't get rid of my apples...
...I don't get a free trip to camp
with my troop.
Oh, you poor kid.
Stop crying, I'll take one.
No, no, no. Not that one.
Here. This is your apple.
Thank you.
Oh, I feel dizzy. I think I'm gonna faint.
Don't worry, dearie,
these candy apples aren't fattening...
...but they are flattening.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, Winnie Witch,
you made a funny. Ha, ha.
Oh, no.
I bit Snow White's apple by mistake.
And the only thing that can break the spell
is a kiss from a prince.
And what prince would kiss me?
Good night.
Hey, did you see that?
That's Winsome, the Wacky Witch.
What's she doing around here?
I don't like it.
Come on, let's check on Snow White.
It is in these woods that I,
the charming prince...
...am destined to kiss a sleeping beauty
and live happily ever after.
Sounds like a good deal.
I'll keep looking for her.
Oh, no. This is my sleeping beauty?
I gotta kiss her?
Destiny my eye, I can't do it.
I can't believe it.
You kissed me, my prince...
- ...and broke the spell.
- I did not.
Just like in the fairy tale,
the handsome prince...
...finds the sleeping beauty,
and they live happily ever after.
Yahoo!
I'm gonna get married.
Married? Oh, no.
Hey, wait a minute, prince,
let's not spoil a beautiful fairy tale.
Broom, broom. Here, broom.
Oh, brother,
the sleeping beauty turns out to be a witch.
What a switch.
Oh, come on, prince, let's talk this over.
Oh, boy, there's a house.
Hey, look who's here. It's the prince.
Who are you guys?
We're the seven dwarfs
and that's Snow White.
You have to kiss her to wake her up.
I want to. I want to.
Oh, Prince Charming.
At last you've come to take me away
from all this.
Yoo-hoo, prince, where are you?
Here, prince, here, prince.
(BARKING)
No, no, not you, Prince.
Down, boy, down.
Stop it or I'll change you to a peanut.
Abracadabra kaboom!
Uh-oh, I goofed again.
(BARKING)
Down, boy, down.
Go fetch a stick or something.
(BARKING)
You know, once in a while,
I get a day like this.
Go home, Prince. Go home.
(BARKING)
Hi, I'm Winsome W. Witch.
The W stands for Wacky.
I was a fairy godmother school dropout.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, that's a gasser. Ha-ha-ha.
Landing flaps down. Here goes.
(CRASH)
That's the best landing
I've made in two weeks.
Finally getting the hang of it.
(LAUGHING)
Hey, you lazy broom,
get up and start tidying up the yard.
Well, well, well, what have we here?
A cute little frog.
(CROAKS)
Oh, this is a good chance
to practice up on my witchcraft.
I'll change the frog to a peanut.
Alley-ka-zowie!
Yikes! I did something wrong.
Alley-ka-zowie!
(CROAKS)
There, that's better.
(PHONE RINGS)
My phone. Gee, maybe it's a customer.
Winnie the Witch here,
have broom, will travel.
Who? Oh, the queen.
That's right,
and I've been talking to my mirror.
I need your help.
Talking to your mirror?
Anyone who talks to mirrors needs help.
Be calm, Your Majesty, I'll be right over.
A talking mirror. This I gotta see.
Hey, broom, let's go.
To the queen's castle, on the double.
Very funny, very funny.
Now if you don't mind,
take me to the queen's castle.
You mean that old mirror really talks?
Yes, I'll show you.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest one of all?
MIRROR: It ain't you, Queenie. Snow White
is the grooviest chick in these parts.
Oh, see what I mean?
I want you to get rid of this Snow White
so I can be the fairest.
Have you any ideas?
Well, I could give her a magic apple,
but I don't think it's gonna help you any.
You take care of Snow White.
I'll take care of the apple.
Oh, no. Not that apple.
(SCREAMS)
Poor Queenie.
She's going to be asleep for a long time.
The only thing that can break the spell
and wake her up is a kiss from a prince.
(BARKING)
Come on, boy, cut it out.
Down, Prince, down.
Prince? Hey, dog, is your name Prince?
(BARKS)
It figures, it figures.
Seven sure isn't my lucky number,
not when it's seven dwarfs.
Seven pairs of socks to wash every day,
seven dinners to prepare every night.
Oh, I wish some prince would come along
and take me away from all this.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Now, who could that be?
With my luck,
it's probably another dwarf.
Hello, little girl.
My Girl Scout troop is selling candied apples
instead of cookies this year.
You are a Girl Scout?
Yeah, the witch patrol.
(LAUGHING)
Here, have an apple.
SNOW WHITE:
Oh, I can't, I have no money.
Oh, then take one free, dearie.
Oh, I couldn't do that.
(SOBBING)
If I don't get rid of my apples...
...I don't get a free trip to camp
with my troop.
Oh, you poor kid.
Stop crying, I'll take one.
No, no, no. Not that one.
Here. This is your apple.
Thank you.
Oh, I feel dizzy. I think I'm gonna faint.
Don't worry, dearie,
these candy apples aren't fattening...
...but they are flattening.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, Winnie Witch,
you made a funny. Ha, ha.
Oh, no.
I bit Snow White's apple by mistake.
And the only thing that can break the spell
is a kiss from a prince.
And what prince would kiss me?
Good night.
Hey, did you see that?
That's Winsome, the Wacky Witch.
What's she doing around here?
I don't like it.
Come on, let's check on Snow White.
It is in these woods that I,
the charming prince...
...am destined to kiss a sleeping beauty
and live happily ever after.
Sounds like a good deal.
I'll keep looking for her.
Oh, no. This is my sleeping beauty?
I gotta kiss her?
Destiny my eye, I can't do it.
I can't believe it.
You kissed me, my prince...
- ...and broke the spell.
- I did not.
Just like in the fairy tale,
the handsome prince...
...finds the sleeping beauty,
and they live happily ever after.
Yahoo!
I'm gonna get married.
Married? Oh, no.
Hey, wait a minute, prince,
let's not spoil a beautiful fairy tale.
Broom, broom. Here, broom.
Oh, brother,
the sleeping beauty turns out to be a witch.
What a switch.
Oh, come on, prince, let's talk this over.
Oh, boy, there's a house.
Hey, look who's here. It's the prince.
Who are you guys?
We're the seven dwarfs
and that's Snow White.
You have to kiss her to wake her up.
I want to. I want to.
Oh, Prince Charming.
At last you've come to take me away
from all this.
Yoo-hoo, prince, where are you?
Here, prince, here, prince.
(BARKING)
No, no, not you, Prince.
Down, boy, down.
Stop it or I'll change you to a peanut.
Abracadabra kaboom!
Uh-oh, I goofed again.
(BARKING)
Down, boy, down.
Go fetch a stick or something.
(BARKING)
You know, once in a while,
I get a day like this.
Go home, Prince. Go home.
(BARKING)