Wild C.A.T.S: Covert Action Teams (1994–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - The Black Razor's Edge - full transcript
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’re good against evil ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’ve got invincible powers ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The one and only WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’re heroes not zeroes ♪
♪ We got what they fear
♪ So here’s the facts ♪
♪ So we got power to the max
♪ You know we’re tough as
nails ♪
♪ When all else fails call
WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Nerves of steel
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Here’s the deal ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ You better watch out
♪ Yeah
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’re good against evil ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’ve got invincible powers ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The one and only WildC.A.T.s♪
JACOB: WildC.A.T.s mission
log entry 27.1: void is
scanning a strategic air
command testing lab in
Colorado.
All seems quiet, however, an
increasing Daemonite energy
field indicates the situation
may be in for a dramatic
change.
(Exploding)
BOTH: Help, no, help!
(Exploding)
Slag, Helspont wants that
giant laser.
Take it to the hover ship.
(Growling)
(Screaming)
MAUL: Let’s squash those
bugs.
(Grunting)
(Screaming)
(Exploding)
(Grunting)
ROBOT: Damage!
Aw, yeah.
Get that laser to the
hover ship, hurry!
The hover ship?
That’s their ticket out of here.
Consider that ticket punched,
pal.
(Exploding)
Entering vehicular mode.
Time to bail!
Hold, put it on holo.
It’s the Grifter all right also
known as Cole Cash.
He’s a thief, a con man, a
scoundrel and a disgrace.
And I should know, he’s my
brother.
I’m afraid your brother has
become something more than just
a common crook, Max.
As you can see he and his fellow
WildC.A.T.s just participated in
the destruction of a $12,000,000
anti-missile laser prototype.
Not to mention their recent
attack on a presidential
motorcade.
Yes, we knew the WildC.A.T.s
were renegades but now they have
become a serious threat to
national security!
A threat which must be located
and eliminated!
Hull was always a
disappointment to my parents and
my family.
Now apparently he’s turned
trader as well.
Sir, I formally request
assignment to lead this mission.
My knowledge of Cole’s habits
and hangouts should prove
invaluable.
And I give you my word, Cole and
his fellow WildC.A.T.s will be
eradicated.
So be it, Major Cash,
dismissed.
(Beeping)
Well.
Success, the Black Razor has
officially been assigned to
track down and destroy the
WildC.A.T.s.
And best of all the mission
will be headed than none other
than the Black Razor’s top
agent, Max Cash the Grifter’s
own brother.
(Laughing)
What, you destroyed the
government’s $8,000,000--
VOID: 12 million.
$12,000,000 anti-missile
defence laser prototype?
Seemed like the thing to do
at the time.
It was an accident, Jacob.
An accident, an accident?
Spilling your milk is an
accident, losing your keys is an
accident, but blowing up our
best chance?
Hey, if you’ve got a problem
with how I handle a crisis
situation then you just come
right out and say it.
No, I was in command.
I take responsibility for the
team’s actions.
You stay out of this.
This is between me and the fire
plug here.
All I’m saying is I’m going
to have to arrange an anonymous
funds transfer to the government
to pay for it.
Ten million--
12.
Arg, all right 12 million
bucks.
You know how long it takes me to
earn 12 million bucks?
Yeah about seven and a half
minutes.
That’s not the point.
You’re right, it’s not.
The point is you don’t like how
I handled the situation.
Yeah, that’s right.
You think I’m reckless.
You think I’m irresponsible.
Now wait a minute.
I didn’t say--
Well let me tell you
something, Mr. Billionaire.
I took enough of that from my
parents, I don’t have to take it
from you.
JACOB: Excuse me, but did I
overreact here?
That laser was our best hope of
trapping Helspont.
You will pardon me.
Room for one more?
Might be.
The problem was my older brother
Max.
Mr. Perfection, the star
athlete, the smartest kid in
school.
No matter what I did I always
heard the same thing: I wasn’t
as good as Max.
So I stopped trying to be good.
I started being bad, turned to
crime for a while.
Figured that would show ’em.
Ugh, I showed ’em all right.
Family never spoke to me again.
Still nothing to be done about
it now.
I disagree.
Your recent outburst shows that
you still harbour great
resentment towards your brother
and that must stop.
One cannot become a true warrior
while battles within one’s soul
remain unresolved.
Seek out your brother.
Despite your resentment he is
not your enemy.
Do not let him remain so.
Find him and make amends.
Transfer the 11 million--
12.
12 million to the S.A.C
account pronto.
Gotta get ’em working on a new
laser right away.
It is done.
Good, wherever they start
building it, that’s where
Helspont’s gonna show.
We know he wants an anti-missile
laser.
What we need to find out is
where he plans to use it.
(Growling)
Ah, blast those accursed
WildC.A.T.s!
Were it not for them the
anti-missile laser would be in
my clutches.
The deep scanner stolen from the
WildC.A.T.s has pinpointed the
very Temple of Themescrya.
The laser would have served as a
drilling device.
With it the all and ultimate
power would finally be mine.
If only it had not been
destroyed!
Lord Helspont, our Washington
contact reports that a second
giant laser is now under
construction in New Jersey.
What?
Yes, Lord, and apparently the
funding was provided by Jacob
Marlowe himself as repayment for
damages caused by the
WildC.A.T.s.
(Laughing)
Perfect, unwittingly my
Kherubim enemy has funded his
own downfall.
Helm, set a course for New
Jersey.
All speed!
There will be no half measures
this time.
(Police sirens wailing)
(Barking)
Yup, place hasn’t changed a
bit.
Pardon me, I’m looking for
somebody who used to live in the
area.
Say, ain’t you’s Cole Cash?
Do I know you?
You’s ripped me off for 50
bucks eight years ago!
Remember?
Hard to say, I ripped off so
many people.
Hey, Cole Cash!
Like him, for instance.
(Screaming)
All right, anyone else for
ol’ home week?
Haven’t changed a bit have
you, Cole?
The rat returns to their reeking
nest.
Hey Max, it’s uh good to see
ya bro.
The feeling’s not mutual,
Cole.
Keep your hands where I can see
them!
I’m taking you in.
(Sighing)
Engineering more speed!
The second prototype is already
under construction.
I must obtain it before the
WildC.A.T.s have a chance to
interfere.
VOID: You surmised correctly,
Jacob.
Your cash infusion did in fact
accelerate the construction of a
second prototype.
And this one is conveniently
close by.
Hey, you don’t get as rich as
I am without knowing how to call
the shots.
Now, if that thing’s being built
then old Cinder face and his
army are gonna be headed
straight for it.
Can you sense him around
anywhere?
Yes, their eagerness is
leaking past the Behemoth mind
cloak.
They are North of here and
coming fast.
WildC.A.T alert, now!
(Sirens wailing)
Don’t even breath, Cole.
I don’t wanna fire but I will.
You’re making a mistake, Max.
In our family, Cole, the
one with the history of making
mistakes has been you.
As opposed to you, Mr.
Perfect?
I’m not the one who attacked
a Presidential motorcade.
Nor did I destroy a government
defence laser.
You and the WildC.A.T.s have
become a danger to this country
and it’s people.
I’m taking you in.
That’s where you’re wrong,
Max.
We’re defending this country,
we’re defending the whole world.
There’s an enemy out there you
don’t even know about.
One far more dangerous than even
you can imagine.
What, aliens from space?
Yeah, basically that’s about
right.
I honestly don’t know whether
you’re criminal or just crazy.
But in any case if you’ve got
nothing to hide then you won’t
mind coming in to talk about it,
will you?
Well?
(Beeping)
VOID: WildC.A.T.s emergency,
WildC.A.T.s emergency, all team
members back to base
immediately.
Sorry, bro, no can do.
Duty calls!
I said "Get your hands up!"
Hold it!
(Zapping)
(Exploding)
High stun charges, let’s
rock baby!
MAX: Whoa!
Uh, bro, you okay?
You just worry about
yourself, little brother,
because you are in big trouble.
Black Razor, unit 7, code 4 on
my coordinates.
Scramble, scramble!
RADIO: Black Razor Unit 7
responding, code 4.
We got some major Daemonite
action headed for the Jersey
coast.
This is our chance to nail
Helspont once and for all.
You WildC.A.T.s ready to roar?
Negative, we’re missing the
Grifter.
He has not responded to the
WildC.A.T alert.
It is not his way to miss a
battle, he may be in trouble.
Yeah, and expensive trouble
too I’ll bet.
Void, scan the man.
Scanning...located.
He is in a deserted warehouse
district several miles away.
It would appear he is somewhat
occupied.
Blast!
We got a Daemonite army ready to
rip off a major anti-missile
laser at any minute.
We’ve got to be there!
We’ll be there, but as a
team.
First we have to get the
Grifter.
Let’s just hope we can do it
in time to stop Helspont.
SPARTAN: Let’s roar,
WildC.A.T.s.
ALL: Yeah!
That’s the Black Razor.
(Gunshots firing)
So where’s the cavalry when you
need ’em?
MAUL: Right here.
Huh?
ZEALOT: Nick of time as
always.
All right!
Okay, C.A.T.s, let’s take
them down!
It’s the WildC.A.T.s.
Take them all!
Black Razor, fire!
Maul, take them!
(Growling)
(Exploding)
Aw, I-I-I’m just gonna have
to pay for this too.
I just know it.
Can’t you port him out of there?
They are moving too rapidly.
I cannot lock a position.
Then send M.I.R.V. and hurry
before Helspont grabs that
laser.
MAN: Target sight and locked.
Test fire commencing...
Now!
(Exploding)
Oh yeah, yeah!
Woo, success!
Target is vaped.
Contact Washington, tell them
the test was successful.
This thing’ll take out anything
in the air.
Hm, now for the real test.
New Jersey mosquitoes.
(Laughing)
Just be on the lookout, we
had some trouble at the last
test site.
Ah, don’t get paranoid.
We’re miles from anything out
here.
Yeah, what kind of trouble
could possibly come out of a New
Jersey swamp?
(Rumbling)
That kind of trouble, run!
(Grunting)
(Exploding)
Move it WildC.A.T.s, we’re
out of here.
Keep firing, I want those
WildC.A.T.s nailed!
I cannot say I think much of
your family reunions.
Male bonding ritual.
It’s a guy thing.
Move it, you two!
No, you’re not going
anywhere!
(Grunting)
Bail, bro, I don’t wanna hurt
ya.
Give it up, Cole, you never
could take me.
I’ve been taking lessons,
learned a few things.
But still, you’re probably
right.
I give.
Now you’re being sensible.
ALL: Hey, what’s going on?
Lesson Number One.
Hold your fire, the major’s
aboard.
Delay that corporal, I’m in
command here.
Destroy that craft, now.
(Beeping)
Get them, get them!
(Gunshots firing)
Slag, get that laser to the
hover ship, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, you fools!
The WildC.A.T.s are already on
their way.
Void, what’s the status?
The Daemonite forces have
seized the laser.
You will be flying into the full
strength of their army plus the
Behemoth’s weaponry.
I’ll say this, we do lead an
interesting life.
I just hope we can keep
leading it.
Maybe we can all we need’s a
little help.
From him?
From them.
Oh yeah, they’re gonna be a
big help all right.
Leave it to brotherly love
and understanding.
Wake up, you goody two shoes
piece of cheese.
We ain’t got much time, brother
of mine, but this is important.
So for once in our lives I’m
asking ya to listen and believe.
Hurry, you igneous idiot.
Get that laser aboard and
quickly.
I may need to use it sooner than
I thought.
So that’s why the WildC.A.T.s
were created, to fight the
Daemonites and prevent the
destruction of humanity.
I’m sorry, I just can’t buy
it.
Aliens taking over bodies?
It’s impossible, no way.
Then will ya at least believe
that bad guys, aliens or not,
are stealing the giant laser?
We gotta stop ’em!
That I’ll believe, let’s get
’em!
Black Razor, hold your fire!
Forget the WildC.A.T.s for now,
target that sub.
No, you have your orders,
Major Cash.
Destroy the WildC.A.T.s, now!
Wait, I’m commanding this
mission!
Not anymore, Major.
You’re relieved.
Sir, have you gone insane?
Not quite.
(Screaming)
It’s true.
Blast that thing!
COLE: They’re getting away.
No, they can’t submerge it’ll
ruin the laser.
On their tails, WildC.A.T.s.
Black Razor, ready pursuit,
target the Daemonites.
Uh, with your permission, Sir.
Permission granted, Major
Cash.
(Rumbling)
Lord Helspont, the
WildC.A.T.s and Black Razor are
about to attack.
Blast!
Pike, destroy them!
Daemonite forces, all weapons
activate, stand by to repel
boarders.
Let’s go, WildC.A.T.s.
Pounce and pound ’em.
(Grunting)
Maul!
(Grunting)
(Screaming)
ALL: Whoa!
Aim for his guns, bro.
Now!
(Screaming)
You’re okay, kid.
And you’re not bad for an old
man, gramps.
Ah, but not good enough I’m
afraid.
It’s time to say goodbye,
WildC.A.T.s.
Prepare to be vaporized.
(Laughing)
No!
(Exploding)
Back to the aircraft.
Move it, people!
(Screaming)
Hang on, bro.
(Laughing)
They have both done well, yet
still they strike each other.
It’s a guy thing.
You’re all right, little
brother.
Good to be on the same side
at last.
Truly, Grifter, you follow
the path which will someday lead
to greatness.
Daemonite forces, our prize
has regrettably been destroyed.
Prepare to submerge.
What, you destroyed another
laser?
Well I couldn’t let Helspont
keep it?
Besides, the Black Razor have
agreed to intercede with the
government at our request.
The laser development project
has been put on hold
indefinitely.
Still, I’m sure they’d
appreciate being paid for the
one Max and I blew up.
Grifter, I think it was
cheaper when you just stole
money.
(Laughing)
♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’re good against evil ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’ve got invincible powers ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The one and only WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’re heroes not zeroes ♪
♪ We got what they fear
♪ So here’s the facts ♪
♪ So we got power to the max
♪ You know we’re tough as
nails ♪
♪ When all else fails call
WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Nerves of steel
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Here’s the deal ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ You better watch out
♪ Yeah
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’re good against evil ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ We’ve got invincible powers ♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The one and only WildC.A.T.s♪
JACOB: WildC.A.T.s mission
log entry 27.1: void is
scanning a strategic air
command testing lab in
Colorado.
All seems quiet, however, an
increasing Daemonite energy
field indicates the situation
may be in for a dramatic
change.
(Exploding)
BOTH: Help, no, help!
(Exploding)
Slag, Helspont wants that
giant laser.
Take it to the hover ship.
(Growling)
(Screaming)
MAUL: Let’s squash those
bugs.
(Grunting)
(Screaming)
(Exploding)
(Grunting)
ROBOT: Damage!
Aw, yeah.
Get that laser to the
hover ship, hurry!
The hover ship?
That’s their ticket out of here.
Consider that ticket punched,
pal.
(Exploding)
Entering vehicular mode.
Time to bail!
Hold, put it on holo.
It’s the Grifter all right also
known as Cole Cash.
He’s a thief, a con man, a
scoundrel and a disgrace.
And I should know, he’s my
brother.
I’m afraid your brother has
become something more than just
a common crook, Max.
As you can see he and his fellow
WildC.A.T.s just participated in
the destruction of a $12,000,000
anti-missile laser prototype.
Not to mention their recent
attack on a presidential
motorcade.
Yes, we knew the WildC.A.T.s
were renegades but now they have
become a serious threat to
national security!
A threat which must be located
and eliminated!
Hull was always a
disappointment to my parents and
my family.
Now apparently he’s turned
trader as well.
Sir, I formally request
assignment to lead this mission.
My knowledge of Cole’s habits
and hangouts should prove
invaluable.
And I give you my word, Cole and
his fellow WildC.A.T.s will be
eradicated.
So be it, Major Cash,
dismissed.
(Beeping)
Well.
Success, the Black Razor has
officially been assigned to
track down and destroy the
WildC.A.T.s.
And best of all the mission
will be headed than none other
than the Black Razor’s top
agent, Max Cash the Grifter’s
own brother.
(Laughing)
What, you destroyed the
government’s $8,000,000--
VOID: 12 million.
$12,000,000 anti-missile
defence laser prototype?
Seemed like the thing to do
at the time.
It was an accident, Jacob.
An accident, an accident?
Spilling your milk is an
accident, losing your keys is an
accident, but blowing up our
best chance?
Hey, if you’ve got a problem
with how I handle a crisis
situation then you just come
right out and say it.
No, I was in command.
I take responsibility for the
team’s actions.
You stay out of this.
This is between me and the fire
plug here.
All I’m saying is I’m going
to have to arrange an anonymous
funds transfer to the government
to pay for it.
Ten million--
12.
Arg, all right 12 million
bucks.
You know how long it takes me to
earn 12 million bucks?
Yeah about seven and a half
minutes.
That’s not the point.
You’re right, it’s not.
The point is you don’t like how
I handled the situation.
Yeah, that’s right.
You think I’m reckless.
You think I’m irresponsible.
Now wait a minute.
I didn’t say--
Well let me tell you
something, Mr. Billionaire.
I took enough of that from my
parents, I don’t have to take it
from you.
JACOB: Excuse me, but did I
overreact here?
That laser was our best hope of
trapping Helspont.
You will pardon me.
Room for one more?
Might be.
The problem was my older brother
Max.
Mr. Perfection, the star
athlete, the smartest kid in
school.
No matter what I did I always
heard the same thing: I wasn’t
as good as Max.
So I stopped trying to be good.
I started being bad, turned to
crime for a while.
Figured that would show ’em.
Ugh, I showed ’em all right.
Family never spoke to me again.
Still nothing to be done about
it now.
I disagree.
Your recent outburst shows that
you still harbour great
resentment towards your brother
and that must stop.
One cannot become a true warrior
while battles within one’s soul
remain unresolved.
Seek out your brother.
Despite your resentment he is
not your enemy.
Do not let him remain so.
Find him and make amends.
Transfer the 11 million--
12.
12 million to the S.A.C
account pronto.
Gotta get ’em working on a new
laser right away.
It is done.
Good, wherever they start
building it, that’s where
Helspont’s gonna show.
We know he wants an anti-missile
laser.
What we need to find out is
where he plans to use it.
(Growling)
Ah, blast those accursed
WildC.A.T.s!
Were it not for them the
anti-missile laser would be in
my clutches.
The deep scanner stolen from the
WildC.A.T.s has pinpointed the
very Temple of Themescrya.
The laser would have served as a
drilling device.
With it the all and ultimate
power would finally be mine.
If only it had not been
destroyed!
Lord Helspont, our Washington
contact reports that a second
giant laser is now under
construction in New Jersey.
What?
Yes, Lord, and apparently the
funding was provided by Jacob
Marlowe himself as repayment for
damages caused by the
WildC.A.T.s.
(Laughing)
Perfect, unwittingly my
Kherubim enemy has funded his
own downfall.
Helm, set a course for New
Jersey.
All speed!
There will be no half measures
this time.
(Police sirens wailing)
(Barking)
Yup, place hasn’t changed a
bit.
Pardon me, I’m looking for
somebody who used to live in the
area.
Say, ain’t you’s Cole Cash?
Do I know you?
You’s ripped me off for 50
bucks eight years ago!
Remember?
Hard to say, I ripped off so
many people.
Hey, Cole Cash!
Like him, for instance.
(Screaming)
All right, anyone else for
ol’ home week?
Haven’t changed a bit have
you, Cole?
The rat returns to their reeking
nest.
Hey Max, it’s uh good to see
ya bro.
The feeling’s not mutual,
Cole.
Keep your hands where I can see
them!
I’m taking you in.
(Sighing)
Engineering more speed!
The second prototype is already
under construction.
I must obtain it before the
WildC.A.T.s have a chance to
interfere.
VOID: You surmised correctly,
Jacob.
Your cash infusion did in fact
accelerate the construction of a
second prototype.
And this one is conveniently
close by.
Hey, you don’t get as rich as
I am without knowing how to call
the shots.
Now, if that thing’s being built
then old Cinder face and his
army are gonna be headed
straight for it.
Can you sense him around
anywhere?
Yes, their eagerness is
leaking past the Behemoth mind
cloak.
They are North of here and
coming fast.
WildC.A.T alert, now!
(Sirens wailing)
Don’t even breath, Cole.
I don’t wanna fire but I will.
You’re making a mistake, Max.
In our family, Cole, the
one with the history of making
mistakes has been you.
As opposed to you, Mr.
Perfect?
I’m not the one who attacked
a Presidential motorcade.
Nor did I destroy a government
defence laser.
You and the WildC.A.T.s have
become a danger to this country
and it’s people.
I’m taking you in.
That’s where you’re wrong,
Max.
We’re defending this country,
we’re defending the whole world.
There’s an enemy out there you
don’t even know about.
One far more dangerous than even
you can imagine.
What, aliens from space?
Yeah, basically that’s about
right.
I honestly don’t know whether
you’re criminal or just crazy.
But in any case if you’ve got
nothing to hide then you won’t
mind coming in to talk about it,
will you?
Well?
(Beeping)
VOID: WildC.A.T.s emergency,
WildC.A.T.s emergency, all team
members back to base
immediately.
Sorry, bro, no can do.
Duty calls!
I said "Get your hands up!"
Hold it!
(Zapping)
(Exploding)
High stun charges, let’s
rock baby!
MAX: Whoa!
Uh, bro, you okay?
You just worry about
yourself, little brother,
because you are in big trouble.
Black Razor, unit 7, code 4 on
my coordinates.
Scramble, scramble!
RADIO: Black Razor Unit 7
responding, code 4.
We got some major Daemonite
action headed for the Jersey
coast.
This is our chance to nail
Helspont once and for all.
You WildC.A.T.s ready to roar?
Negative, we’re missing the
Grifter.
He has not responded to the
WildC.A.T alert.
It is not his way to miss a
battle, he may be in trouble.
Yeah, and expensive trouble
too I’ll bet.
Void, scan the man.
Scanning...located.
He is in a deserted warehouse
district several miles away.
It would appear he is somewhat
occupied.
Blast!
We got a Daemonite army ready to
rip off a major anti-missile
laser at any minute.
We’ve got to be there!
We’ll be there, but as a
team.
First we have to get the
Grifter.
Let’s just hope we can do it
in time to stop Helspont.
SPARTAN: Let’s roar,
WildC.A.T.s.
ALL: Yeah!
That’s the Black Razor.
(Gunshots firing)
So where’s the cavalry when you
need ’em?
MAUL: Right here.
Huh?
ZEALOT: Nick of time as
always.
All right!
Okay, C.A.T.s, let’s take
them down!
It’s the WildC.A.T.s.
Take them all!
Black Razor, fire!
Maul, take them!
(Growling)
(Exploding)
Aw, I-I-I’m just gonna have
to pay for this too.
I just know it.
Can’t you port him out of there?
They are moving too rapidly.
I cannot lock a position.
Then send M.I.R.V. and hurry
before Helspont grabs that
laser.
MAN: Target sight and locked.
Test fire commencing...
Now!
(Exploding)
Oh yeah, yeah!
Woo, success!
Target is vaped.
Contact Washington, tell them
the test was successful.
This thing’ll take out anything
in the air.
Hm, now for the real test.
New Jersey mosquitoes.
(Laughing)
Just be on the lookout, we
had some trouble at the last
test site.
Ah, don’t get paranoid.
We’re miles from anything out
here.
Yeah, what kind of trouble
could possibly come out of a New
Jersey swamp?
(Rumbling)
That kind of trouble, run!
(Grunting)
(Exploding)
Move it WildC.A.T.s, we’re
out of here.
Keep firing, I want those
WildC.A.T.s nailed!
I cannot say I think much of
your family reunions.
Male bonding ritual.
It’s a guy thing.
Move it, you two!
No, you’re not going
anywhere!
(Grunting)
Bail, bro, I don’t wanna hurt
ya.
Give it up, Cole, you never
could take me.
I’ve been taking lessons,
learned a few things.
But still, you’re probably
right.
I give.
Now you’re being sensible.
ALL: Hey, what’s going on?
Lesson Number One.
Hold your fire, the major’s
aboard.
Delay that corporal, I’m in
command here.
Destroy that craft, now.
(Beeping)
Get them, get them!
(Gunshots firing)
Slag, get that laser to the
hover ship, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, you fools!
The WildC.A.T.s are already on
their way.
Void, what’s the status?
The Daemonite forces have
seized the laser.
You will be flying into the full
strength of their army plus the
Behemoth’s weaponry.
I’ll say this, we do lead an
interesting life.
I just hope we can keep
leading it.
Maybe we can all we need’s a
little help.
From him?
From them.
Oh yeah, they’re gonna be a
big help all right.
Leave it to brotherly love
and understanding.
Wake up, you goody two shoes
piece of cheese.
We ain’t got much time, brother
of mine, but this is important.
So for once in our lives I’m
asking ya to listen and believe.
Hurry, you igneous idiot.
Get that laser aboard and
quickly.
I may need to use it sooner than
I thought.
So that’s why the WildC.A.T.s
were created, to fight the
Daemonites and prevent the
destruction of humanity.
I’m sorry, I just can’t buy
it.
Aliens taking over bodies?
It’s impossible, no way.
Then will ya at least believe
that bad guys, aliens or not,
are stealing the giant laser?
We gotta stop ’em!
That I’ll believe, let’s get
’em!
Black Razor, hold your fire!
Forget the WildC.A.T.s for now,
target that sub.
No, you have your orders,
Major Cash.
Destroy the WildC.A.T.s, now!
Wait, I’m commanding this
mission!
Not anymore, Major.
You’re relieved.
Sir, have you gone insane?
Not quite.
(Screaming)
It’s true.
Blast that thing!
COLE: They’re getting away.
No, they can’t submerge it’ll
ruin the laser.
On their tails, WildC.A.T.s.
Black Razor, ready pursuit,
target the Daemonites.
Uh, with your permission, Sir.
Permission granted, Major
Cash.
(Rumbling)
Lord Helspont, the
WildC.A.T.s and Black Razor are
about to attack.
Blast!
Pike, destroy them!
Daemonite forces, all weapons
activate, stand by to repel
boarders.
Let’s go, WildC.A.T.s.
Pounce and pound ’em.
(Grunting)
Maul!
(Grunting)
(Screaming)
ALL: Whoa!
Aim for his guns, bro.
Now!
(Screaming)
You’re okay, kid.
And you’re not bad for an old
man, gramps.
Ah, but not good enough I’m
afraid.
It’s time to say goodbye,
WildC.A.T.s.
Prepare to be vaporized.
(Laughing)
No!
(Exploding)
Back to the aircraft.
Move it, people!
(Screaming)
Hang on, bro.
(Laughing)
They have both done well, yet
still they strike each other.
It’s a guy thing.
You’re all right, little
brother.
Good to be on the same side
at last.
Truly, Grifter, you follow
the path which will someday lead
to greatness.
Daemonite forces, our prize
has regrettably been destroyed.
Prepare to submerge.
What, you destroyed another
laser?
Well I couldn’t let Helspont
keep it?
Besides, the Black Razor have
agreed to intercede with the
government at our request.
The laser development project
has been put on hold
indefinitely.
Still, I’m sure they’d
appreciate being paid for the
one Max and I blew up.
Grifter, I think it was
cheaper when you just stole
money.
(Laughing)
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