Wild C.A.T.S: Covert Action Teams (1994–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Dark Blade Falling - full transcript

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♪ Yeah

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♪ WildC.A.T.s♪

♪ We’re good against evil ♪

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♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪

♪ WildC.A.T.s♪

♪ We’ve got invincible powers ♪

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♪ WildC.A.T.s, WildC.A.T.s♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ The one and only WildC.A.T.s♪

WildC.A.T.s mission log:

entry 1.

Jacob Marlowe speaking.

We are in the middle of a war; a

war mankind is not even aware

of.

For several months I’ve been

assembling a covert action team

to fight the Daemonite threat

and our roster’s nearly

complete.

Void has located our final

member.

But the Daemonites have

interfered with out recruiting

efforts before.

I pray the team gets to him in

time.

(Feet pattering)

Reno Bryce Computing.

You are Reno Bryce.

Who are you clowns?

Mr. Bryce, you’re an artist

with a blade.

Not only that--

I also happen to be a black

belt.

Get him!

All agents, he’s on the run.

We must contain him in the

building.

Who are those guys?

What do they want?

And do I really want to stick

around to find out?

(Man gasping)

(Engine whirring)

Step on it, Grifter.

We may already be too late.

Don’t blow a fuse, Spartan.

This Reno Bryce is causing us

far too much trouble.

It’ll be worse trouble if we

don’t get to him in time,

Zealot.

What do those wackos want

with me?

This is gettin’ weirder by the

second.

Wait, stop him.

Do not rely on that

contraption, Grifter.

Remember your training in the

Kherubim art of war.

And just remember who saved

your neck the last time we went

up against these guys.

Maul, come on.

We’re here.

MAUL: Just when I was getting

comfortable.

Whoa!

They’re everywhere.

MAUL: Hey, wait!

We’re the good guys.

(Gasping)

Maul, they’re Daemonites.

No kidding.

We’re too late.

The Daemonites are after him.

Hey, not to worry.

We can handle that space trash.

Oh, man.

(Gasping)

They’re Daemonites; every one

of them.

You can’t trust nobody these

days.

I’ll take them.

Get real, Zealot.

You don’t stand a chance without

me.

ZEALOT: Just don’t get in my

way, Grifter.

Hiya!

Ugh!

Agh!

Whoa!

Oh!

Ugh.

They’re on the roof!

And so you see, Mr. Bryce.

There’s nowhere you can hide

from us.

Now, Reno Bryce, prepare to

become one of us.

SPARTAN: Not so fast,

Daemonite.

Come on, we’re clearing out of

here.

Are you out of your mind?

(Screaming)

Maul, think you can handle

that thing?

It’s just my size.

I’m large and in charge!

He shoots; he scores!

Argh.

Ugh.

How can you do that?

It’s not humanly possible.

Who ever said we were human?

SPARTAN: Come on, we’re

clearing out of here.

Hit it, Grifter.

MAN: They’re getting away!

Let them.

I managed to tag our little

friend, Mr. Bryce.

JACOB: Well Void, is he the

one?

Yes, he has the gift.

Just who are you, lady?

We call her Void.

She’s a living computer.

I’ve seen every kind of

computer on the planet,

but nothin’ like that.

She’s not from this planet,

Mr. Bryce.

Uh huh, sure.

Now do you mind tellin’ me

what’s goin’ on?

Name’s Jacob Marlowe.

You’re at the headquarters of my

company: Halo Enterprises.

I didn’t know you were in the

business of kidnapping.

Try saving your scrawny hide,

Jack.

Whether you like it or not,

Reno, you’re in the middle of a

war; a war as old as mankind.

Ten thousand years ago, while we

were still scratching crude

paintings on cave walls, 2 alien

starships crashed here on earth.

One ship contained the last of

the Daemonites: an evil race who

once ruled the galaxy.

The other ship contained a group

of Kherubim: noble warriors who

defeated the Daemonites and

brought peace to the galaxy.

The Kherubim managed to

assimilate into the human race

while the Daemonites began their

war of covert conquest.

Over the centuries the Kherubim

lost contact with their living

computer, Void.

I discovered her 2 years ago.

She told me about the threat the

Daemonites posed; both to our

world and the entire universe.

I immediately started assembling

the Kherubim and their

descendants into a covert action

team: the WildC.A.T.s.

Cute story, Mr. Marlowe.

But I have to get back to the

real world now.

Wait!

Hey, still haven’t figured it

out yet, huh?

You are a descendant of the

Kherubim who crashed here

thousands of years ago.

You are a genetic crossbreed;

one of the gifted few with

Kherubim power.

Get real, lady.

I’m no space freak.

The time has come to unlock

your power, Reno Bryce, and

fulfill your destiny.

(Screaming)

What-- what have you done to

me!?

Hey, at least you didn’t turn

king sized like I did.

He looks pretty sharp, huh babe?

Cool costume too.

I’ve had it with this!

Hey, the boy’s a regular war

blade.

You’ve made me into a freak!

Watch it with those things.

(Screaming)

If you will calm yourself you

can control your power with your

mind.

Just leave me alone!

I’ve had enough science fiction

for one day.

GRIFTER: Stop him!

You can’t force someone to be

a WildC.A.T., Grifter.

Stinkin’ coward.

He lacks our Kherubim

fighting instinct.

You and I have been in this

war for thousands of years,

Zealot.

It’s too much for someone like

him to comprehend.

Yeah, when you guys came

after Voodoo and me we ran for

cover too.

Still, I’m not sure it was a

good idea to let him walk out on

us.

Maybe he’ll come back for

his-- hey, what’s this?

Something he was carrying.

But what?

GRIFTER: If I didn’t know

better I’d say it was trying to

get at you, Void.

Let’s get this thing to the

tech lab on the double.

I wanna know what it is.

Lord Helspont, Reno Bryce has

left Halo Enterprises and the

teleportation receiver is still

there.

HELSPONT: Jacob Marlowe is a

bigger fool than I though.

Shall I instruct our

operatives to apprehend him?

Of course.

I want Reno Bryce, and this time

I shall have him.

(Laughing)

Man, I can’t believe I got

away from those weirdoes with my

skin in tact.

My hands are okay again.

At least that’s something.

Now I have to find some place to

hide.

Didn’t you hear me the first

time, Reno?

There’s nowhere for you to hide.

You!

Who are you?

We are your masters.

No!

Agh!

Agh!

Get him!

(Screaming)

We Daemonites can’t survive

in your atmosphere.

We need host bodies.

What are you doing to me?

It’s a marker, Mr. Bryce.

It creates a point of entry into

your physical form.

Don’t be afraid, human.

All I want is your body.

(Screaming)

(WITH AFFECT): We must return

to Lord Helspont at once.

VOID: It is some sort of

transmitter; definitely of

Daemonite design.

I knew it!

That creep Bryce planted a bug

in our headquarters.

He could have been working

for the Daemonites all along.

Sure, that’s why he panicked

and ran away.

Hey, when you’ve been

fighting the Daemonites as long

as me and Zealot have you don’t

trust anyone.

I say we destroy the infernal

thing before it’s too late.

No, this could be the key to

Helspont’s latest plot and I

wanna know what it is.

Something’s happened.

What is it, Void?

The Daemonites have Reno

Bryce.

Can you get a fix on him?

Reno Bryce is there.

They took him north; way

north.

Helspont must be hiding

there.

We will have to go after him.

And risk our necks for that

two timing coward?

No way.

Grifter, you know I can tell

who’s right and who’s not, and

Reno’s okay.

He has no taste for a fight.

He’ll never join us.

Even if he won’t we can’t

just let Helspont get his claws

on him.

Void, port us up there, now.

Are you outta your mind?

I won’t allow it.

Come back here!

I forbid you to do this!

Who’s the boss of this outfit

anyway?

MAUL: Yeehaw!

Void did it.

Brr, suddenly I wish I was

wearing thermal underwear.

All right C.A.T.s, let’s get

wild!

I think you knocked a little

too hard, Maul.

This does not bode well.

Where are they?

VOODOO: Maybe they all went

someplace warm.

GRIFTER: Does the phrase,

"Walkin’ into a trap" mean

anything to ya?

HELSPONT: Precisely,

WildC.A.T.s.

(Screaming)

Ugh.

Hey!

(Struggling)

I’ll never get it open.

I’ve gotta find Reno.

He’s our only hope now.

GRIFTER: Man, we fell right

into that one.

Welcome, WildC.A.T.s.

(Laughing)

This will be the end of the

Kherubim resistance on earth.

That will never be more than

a dream for you, Helspont.

I wish I could stay to savour

this moment but I must prepare

to take possession of your

computer, Void, onboard the

Behemoth.

GRIFTER: How’s he gonna get

his claws on Void?

We may not be around long

enough to find out.

GRIFTER: Oh man, this is not

gonna be pleasant.

GRIFTER: Can’t anyone break

these cables?

Even I can’t and I’m supposed

to be the strongest.

If I could just get to my

sword.

I still cannot establish this

transmitter’s purpose, Marlowe.

(Beeping)

MARLOWE: What’s going on up

there.

I have lost contact with

them.

I fear they are in great danger.

Release the prisoner.

We’ll store his body here with

the others.

Not while this girl’s around.

Oh, I wish I was more of a

fighter like the others.

You will not escape me

WildC.A.T.

You’re Kherubim powers are no

match for Daemonite might.

Oh yeah?

Get ready to see just how

special my power is.

Kherubim scum, unhand me!

(Screaming)

You-- you freed me!

Yeah, but the others need our

help.

Well, are you with us or not?

I didn’t ask to be part of

this fight.

But now I’m in it and I’m gonna

fight to win.

All right!

I knew you were one of us.

Come on, Voodoo.

It’s blade time.

There must be a way out of

this.

Yeah, before Helspont gets

Void.

I’m sure it must have

something to do with that device

at our headquarters.

Agh!

I knew Reno Bryce was no

good.

That double crosser sold us out.

Get ready to rock!

Warblade’s in the house.

GRIFTER: Sweetness.

I told you he was a cool guy.

I’ll have ya free in a

slash, Spartan.

How come that thing didn’t get

you?

Perhaps because I’m a cyborg.

Foul creature, be gone!

You’re messin’ with my

friends, maggots.

We’ve got to stop Helspont

before he gets Void.

Void?

How can he get to her?

Thanks to some gizmo you

snuck into our headquarters,

pal.

That’s enough, Grifter.

He saved our lives.

Maybe, but I still don’t

trust him in a fight.

He’s all thumbs.

You let me at those

Daemonites and I’ll show you

just how well I can use these

things, mister.

MAUL: Looks like we missed

the Behemoth.

We’ve got to follow them

somehow.

Let’s use that.

Yeah, but does anybody have a

pilot’s license?

Stand back and watch me work.

SPARTAN: You sure you can fly

this thing?

I flew everything from

Cessnas to choppers back in my

smuggling days.

This’ll be a joyride; more or

less.

You said you were a cyborg,

Spartan.

But I thought you were an alien.

I’m both.

A Daemonite assassin squad

nearly got me.

Marlowe’s tech people

transferred his brain to a

cybernetic body.

It was the only way to save him.

I have a fix on the Behemoth.

It’s dead ahead.

You’d better shrink down,

Maul.

Oh, but I hate bein’ small.

Intruder alert.

It’s the WildC.A.T.s.

Will I never be rid of those

accursed Kherubim?

Never, Helspont.

And that is a promise.

(Screaming)

Don’t be so sure,

WildC.A.T.s.

I’ve already honed in on your

headquarters with this

teleporter.

Thanks to the transmitter you

were carryin’, Jack.

With it I can send anything

anywhere or bring anything to me

starting with your precious

Void.

It is a relayer for a

teleportation device.

What!?

We must destroy it at once.

Void!

Void!

Now I can drain your super

computer of its data.

All the secrets of the

Kherubims’ technology shall be

mine.

With such knowledge we

Daemonites will rule the

universe once more.

Of course the data drain will

destroy your computer in the

process.

Not while the WildC.A.T.s are

here, Helspont.

(Screaming)

Stay back!

You cannot withstand my power

for long, WildC.A.T.s.

GRIFTER: We can’t just let

him destroy Void.

We’re not going to.

Maul, start growing.

What are you doing?

He’s getting bigger.

And he’ll tear this ship apart

unless you release Void.

You heard the man.

Release her!

Wretched freak!

I will destroy you.

SPARTAN: When he gets bigger

he gets madder, Helspont.

(Screaming)

You did it!

Now do you believe I’m on

your side?

Yeah, and I believe that

thing’s gonna blow in about 5

seconds.

Void, get us out of here

now!

Let me give you some advice,

Helspont.

When a 30 foot guy tells you to

do something you better do it.

ZEALOT: Let’s go!

(Screaming)

Cursed WildC.A.T.s.

This is but a setback.

I have waited thousands of years

to conquer this planet.

I can be patient a little

longer.

Where have you been?

You had me nearly scared out of

my wits.

Sorry, sir.

We had to rescue Void and

destroy Helspont’s teleporter.

You mean you actually took on

Helspont.

After he nearly creamed us.

And it looks like we’ve got a

new member.

Kid, I was wrong about you.

Welcome to the WildC.A.T.s.

Well, it’s about time you

guys had a real fighter on the

team.

Excuse me, but when it comes

to battle I’m the ultimate

weapon.

You wanna arm wrestle for

that title?

All right you two, save it

for the Daemonites.

Today we showed Helspont that

we can hurt him because we’re

finally a team.

So let’s start acting like a

team.

Uh, Grifter, thanks for

givin’ me my name.

Hey, any time, Warblade.

And thanks for savin’ our necks.

From now on we all stick

together.