Where Do You Live? (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript
Does it kill you to see me
leaving the store,
the hood, all that shit?
That shit fed you and raised you,
now it's time to give back
and you spit in our faces.
Will you watch the door for me?
-Of course.
It's my first time.
-Mine too.
First fight and you run away?
No, I just don't like
where things are going here.
I can't talk right now.
No problem,
so you'll call me back?
Look, Molly, I have a girlfriend.
Please don't call
this number again, okay?
Everyone's busy.
no one can work with me tonight
so get in the car
and pick me up at the shop.
Okay, I'm on my way.
Make sure the computer is on,
hurry.
Dad!
Hang in there, Dad.
-Sir...
Sir...
-Dad, stay with us.
Sir... -Don't close your eyes, Dad.
You're okay.
You're in good hands, Dad.
Dad, hey.
Open your eyes, Dad.
It's gonna be okay.
You have to stay here, sir.
-I'm his son.
Sir, you have to stay here.
His life is in danger, doctor.
We'll do everything
we can to save him.
Let's go.
Yes, Mom.
Why haven't you been
answering your phone?
Here, I answered.
I'm at the hospital.
How's Dad?
Bekhor?
Dad's okay, he...
woke up, had breakfast,
now they're taking him
to run some tests.
I don't know...
-What tests?
I don't know...
Wait, Dad, I'm coming with you.
Mom, I have to go,
we'll talk later, okay?
Bye.
-Bye.
Didn't you say
we wouldn't see you here anymore?
Where's Molly?
In her room.
Mom.
Go easy on her.
-What's wrong?
What did you do to her?
I won't let you
come between us.
You've ruined my life enough.
What's wrong, angel?
-Nothing.
What happened,
were you crying?
No.
Tell your mother,
what happened?
Don't be shy.
Tell me.
Come on, what is it?
Tell your mother,
what happened?
Promise you won't
get mad at me?
Why would I get mad?
I never get mad,
I just worry about you.
What is it?
-Never mind.
Want to tell me
without looking at me?
What is it, sweetie?
Mommy's darling.
What happened?
Two nights ago
Aliza and I went to a party
at Hai's school.
A party. Okay.
That's okay.
And I had too much to drink.
You're a good girl for telling
your mother you were drinking.
Then I met someone who
used to go to school with me.
We were drinking and dancing
and I was so happy.
For the first time
I felt alive,
I felt
I was part of the world.
And what happened?
Why are you crying?
Because it's forbidden, Mom.
You always told me
it's forbidden.
But we were dancing
and we kissed
and we were close.
And...
what happened?
What did he do?
He did it.
And so did I.
My little girl.
My good little girl.
I always told you
how pretty you are,
how all the boys will want you.
What were you thinking?
Doesn't he know that by us,
if a girl isn't a virgin,
no one will marry her?
He ruined your life!
May God take me.
May God take you already!
Get out of my room.
Get out of here!
Shem-Tov?
-Yes.
Why did he run away?
-I apologize.
It could've ended much worse.
You're right, I'm sorry.
Is he okay, doctor?
People think
they can do whatever they want
and then we'll fix it.
Barbarians.
I'll show you who's a barbarian.
Sir, you're...
Tell me what's wrong with my father
or I'll show you who's a barbarian.
Sir, sir.
Sir.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm so stressed.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Tell me, is he okay?
He had a catheterization
which saved his life.
You were very lucky.
-Thank you.
Thank you, doctor.
I apologize.
I'm so sorry.
Can I get you a cappuccino, a coffee?
-No.
No thanks.
-My treat.
You dealt with that really well.
-You shut up.
If you hadn't taken her
to that party of yours
this wouldn't have happened.
Why didn't you take care of your sister?
What's the big deal?
She only did what any normal girl
starts doing when she's 15.
Shut your mouth!
You want the neighbors to hear?
That's what you care about?
The neighbors hearing?
If people find out,
she'll have no future.
No one will marry her.
-Then no one will marry her.
I don't care about them,
I care about Molly,
not the neighbors.
Why didn't you think about her
at that party of yours?
You left her alone
with that scumbag?
You were only thinking
about that Dafi of yours.
What's up?
Why the long face?
Why aren't you
answering your phones?
We were busy.
-Busy?
Dad's in the ICU
and you're busy?
God help me.
He's okay.
-What happened?
We took care of him,
he's okay.
Yesterday he showed up
in the middle of the event,
he wanted to come work.
You know him,
he's a workaholic.
I thought you were upset
because of him.
No, it's because of Molly.
-Molly?
What's wrong with Molly?
He took her to his party.
Left her alone.
And some scumbag did...
What did he do to her?
The deed..
Who is he?
Who is he?
-I don't know.
She won't say.
I just know she was there with Aliza.
You idiot!
Wait, I'm coming with you.
You go back
to that nuthouse of yours
before you do
any more damage here.
You and your stupid parties.
The Bukharian Who Shagged Me,
the sequel to The Naked Bukharian:
The Final Insult,
this summer
at a theater near you.
You moron.
You know what?
I can't believe he did that.
Really.
-What's not to believe?
He wasn't that serious.
What if something happened to him?
-Yeah,
I'll tell you exactly
what happened to him.
His mother locked him in his room
and said:
"You're not coming out
until you decide
"to be a dentist."
Stop it.
-Seriously.
Then his whole family gathered
around a voodoo doll of Ephraim,
pushed pins into it and said:
"What did you do to my son?"
"What did you do?"
Then they took a strand of my hair
and burned it
to make sure
I never go near him again.
I didn't know you had
a thing for narrow-minded guys.
I don't.
He makes me laugh.
I'm over it, okay?
-It's so not funny.
It's even fucked up
that people like that
live in Tel Aviv.
Tel Kabir isn't Tel Aviv.
If our mayor said it's Tel Aviv,
then it's Tel Aviv.
Come on,
I'll do the scene with you.
Really?
-Do I have a choice?
No.
-I know.
Thanks, you're so sweet.
-My pleasure.
You go ahead,
I'll be right there.
Still waiting for him, huh?
Well, good luck.
Fuck this game.
Fuck you too.
Hello?
-Hai. -What?
Are you okay?
-I'm great.
What do you want?
You didn't come to school today,
so I wanted to see if you're okay.
You kicked me out
of your house yesterday,
now you're asking if I'm okay?
One sec. What?
I didn't kick you out. You...
I'm on the phone.
No.
I didn't kick you out.
You left, okay?
And now we have
rehearsal together.
I didn't come today
and I don't plan on coming back.
Then what's so "okay"?
-Dafi,
get off my back, okay?
Fuck you, okay?
Because regardless of
what happened yesterday
we have rehearsal together today,
so I realize you're busy
feeling sorry for yourself,
but at least let me know
so I don't get screwed over too.
Hai, you don't...
you don't have to give up school
because of some stupid fight.
Are you for real?
You really think
everything is about you?
No, not at all,
but I don't understand what happened.
Would you tell me what happened?
It doesn't matter,
you wouldn't understand.
Thanks for calling, but...
I gotta go. Bye.
This Moroccan lady started yelling:
"August, August!"
Her Georgian neighbor
happened to look out the window
and the Moroccan lady said again:
"August, August!"
The Georgian woman
looks at her and says angrily:
"What about August?"
The Moroccan lady says:
"If you smell like this in February,
what'll you smell like in August?"
You can't just barge in here.
-There was no one outside, so...
I'm sorry, but it's our lunch break.
I'm so sorry,
but it's very urgent. Bon appetit.
No meat?
Should I wait outside?
Melika. Come here.
Boil some water for coffee.
Thank you. Really,
you Muslims are the best.
Back in Bukhara, we were like this.
I'm Christian.
Better than being an Arab.
What is it?
What happened?
My daughter isn't even 18.
She went to a party,
had too much to drink,
someone grabbed her and did it.
-Did what?
Oh my god, what he did!
And by us,
just like by you people,
if a girl's not a virgin,
no one will marry her.
If something like that happens by us,
we make sure they get married.
Married? That piece of shit,
we kill him!
How dare he touch my baby?
Why didn't I take better care of her?
Don't cry, don't cry.
It's not your fault.
It's good you came.
I see lots of eyes around you.
Lots of eyes.
The evil eye has
a strong grip on you.
Yes. People see that I have a pretty girl,
a photo shop,
they think we're millionaires.
-Millionaires.
Look, there's a certain something
I can do for you.
There he is, that's him.
I'm here to kill you, motherfucker.
What do you want from me?
Kill him!
-I'm Molly's brother, you scumbag.
Who's Molly?
-The girl you raped at the party.
Kill that son of a bitch!
She was a virgin!
She was a virgin,
you fucking rapist!
You ruined her life.
-If anything, she raped me.
Come on, kill him!
Kill him!
-You listen to me,
if you say one word
about touching her,
I'll burn you alive,
you understand?
Oh no.
-Not a word, understand?
That asshole tried to kill me!
-Motherfucker.
I want to press charges for assault.
You want to press charges,
you son of a bitch?
You piece of shit?
-Why did you attack him?
I didn't do anything.
I'm just an innocent bystander.
-I didn't ask you.
You want to tell us
what this is about?
You scumbag!
You remember me?
You remember me?
You piece of shit!
Molly.
Open the door, Mommy's darling.
I made you your favorite,
shola with lots of cilantro.
Come on, you have to eat.
Open up.
Mommy's darling?
Just tell me that you're okay.
I spoke to Laila.
She said someone
cast the evil eye on us.
Really, she said
you'll be okay
and that you'll even get married,
God willing.
Do you want to go for therapy?
What therapy?
Therapy that will help you.
You shouldn't go through this alone.
Laila said that?
-Yes.
But I'll take you.
No one will know.
I'll take you.
Only if you want to.
I want to go.
I think it will help.
-Of course it will.
Mommy's here.
We'll get through this together.
Everything will be okay, God willing,
and you'll get married.
You'll be happy.
Don't worry. Come here.
Yes, I understand, Victoria,
but we have problems too
and we made sure
you had an amazing event.
It's high time you paid.
We helped you as much as we...
Excuse me?
Listen, this conversation
is really going downhill.
If you don't want all of Tel Kabir
to know you didn't pay me,
I want a check here
by tomorrow.
Goodbye, all the best to you.
Hai.
What's up, Margo?
I just came to get some albums
to take to Dad at the hospital.
He's bored.
-Okay, come sit down,
I was just sitting here
till Bekhor gets back.
You mean, my dad.
That's his chair.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to do the best I can,
really.
It's very hard for Bekhor.
It's very hard for him
without you.
And the situation with your father
doesn't help either. -Yes.
Where is Bekhor anyway?
He's not answering.
He's at the hospital.
But I'm here.
You're here?
For the time being.
-Okay, listen,
on the 22nd, 24th, 25th
we have evening events.
On the 22nd there's a midday event.
Can I put you down for the crane?
One sec.
Hello?
What's taking you so long?
Some junkie just puked on me!
I'm at the shop.
-Who is it?
Is that Margo?
Don't tell her it's me.
It's Mom.
What do you want?
I'm doing what you told me.
Hurry up and be careful.
She has ears like a hawk.
Okay, I want to get going now.
Is everything okay?
-Yeah, she and her albums...
Melika sounded very masculine.
She's a very masculine woman.
Okay, are you with me?
Hai?
-Yes.
The 22nd is a Bukharian Bar Mitzvah.
The 24th is a Bukharian Bat Mitzvah.
The 25th is a housewarming party
in Herzliya.
Ashkenazis?
-No.
Bukharians. Never mind,
I can see you're busy.
I'll send you all the details on WhatsApp.
-Thanks, Margo.
Hello, Hai.
22nd, Bar Mitzvah, Bukharians.
24th, Bat Mitzvah, Bukharians.
I'd like to congratulate my husband,
my darling husband,
who's celebrating
his golden jubilee birthday today.
Golden jubilee?
So I understand he's 50?
He's 63, 63!
He's 63?
What song would you like me
to play for him?
I want the song "64."
But you said he's not 64 yet.
I say that next year in Jerusalem,
we'll bury him.
His place is all ready.
-Oh no!
What's wrong now?
Nothing.
Everything's fine.
Sleep, sleep.
How can I sleep
with you crying like that?
How can I sleep
with you snoring like that?
Where's Hai?
Where's our little girl?
Molly's fine.
She's at home, sleeping.
Don't we have enough problems
without Molly? Sleep, sleep.
Honey.
Am I a bad mother?
Look at our kids,
our business.
Why are you crying, darling?
That's life.
You win some, you lose some.
Think about when we first came here.
We had nothing to eat.
I'd gather food
off the ground in the marketplace.
We had no money
and didn't know the language.
I even had to go to war when
the kids were little. -That's right.
And you think things are hard now?
As long as the kids are together,
thank God, everything's fine.
As long as we have our health.
Thank God.
Hello?
I can't believe I got a hold of you.
Hi, Eva.
Ephraim wants to know
why you didn't come to school today.
He wants to meet
with you tonight.
I'm not sure I can.
When Ephraim asks, you come.
I have to go now,
I'm sorry.
What about the money?
-He doesn't want it.
He says Dad filmed
his Bar Mitzvah or something.
Did you at least file a complaint?
Are you kidding?
That's all Molly needs,
for the whole world to know.
It'll ruin her last chances
to marry
a good guy.
Okay, chill,
you're turning into Mom.
She won't stop calling.
Why did you hit him
if you didn't want to involve the police?
Because the son of a bitch
deserved it.
And I wanted him to know
that if he says one word about Molly,
I'll burn him alive.
I messed him up real bad.
-You really stink.
Answer her already.
-She's driving me nuts.
Hello?
My battery was dead.
I'm going into the hospital now.
I'll talk to you later, okay, sweetie?
Great. Bye.
Never get married.
I hope you and I get to attend
my children's weddings, God willing.
Grandma, is Bekhor here?
Bekhor wasn't here.
I'm glad you came. Stay here and...
Okay, thanks.
-I have to go do my show!
Chutzpah.
Shut up.
Cute.
Totally.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Kate Beckinsale.
James Franco.
Vin Diesel.
-Vin Diesel? -Yeah.
Ew.
What?
He's hot, masculine,
fast and furious.
A roughneck.
Yours?
I can't tell you.
You.
Okay, now seriously.
I'm totally serious.
If I had to choose
between Angelina Jolie and you,
I'd choose you.
Vin Diesel, really?
I would've never guessed.
Now I understand why Vin Diesel.
So, Poreshov, you're back?
Was it boring without me?
Yeah, a little.
There was no one to tell Ephraim
what everyone thinks
but no one dares to say.
So what happened?
-I'll tell you what happened.
Bukharov realized
that to survive here
he needs a little more than orangeade,
right, Borat?
I'm not in the mood, Elad.
I'm sorry, man,
I don't care if you leave,
but can you tell your mom
to keep coming?
I love that food.
What's it called again?
Oshpelow?
Oh shit below?
-I told you to shut up.
Hai! Leave him alone!
Get your hands off me, you idiot.
It's called oshpalo.
I hate when people get it wrong.
-You're fucked up.
What's wrong with you?
People here care about you.
You call that caring?
That's how he expresses it, okay?
He's an idiot.
Why do you fall for it
and act like a gorilla?
Now could you calm down
and tell me what happened?
I can't continue
studying this year, okay?
So get off my back
with all your caring.
Eva, I can't find the tax returns
for 2011.
-It's in the paperwork. -I'm looking.
Oh, Shem-Tov, Shem-Tov.
You know, I have 54 students,
30 teachers, 15 staff members
and remodeling the new building.
Everyone's remodeling nowadays.
-Excuse me?
Nothing.
And I have to waste my time
on a meeting with you
and feel like a third grade teacher.
Do you think this disrespect of yours
is legitimate?
No, not at all,
but listen, Ephraim...
No, you listen to me.
Put yourself in my shoes
and tell me,
what would you do?
I'd kick me out.
And let's say I have more patience
and faith than a 23-year-old?
Then I'd say that from now on,
I have to go to all my classes
and never be late,
no matter what.
-Good.
Which option do you choose?
The first option.
Mom, what is this?
-Look how nice she did this.
Is she Bukharian?
-No,
but she knows what to do.
So she studied and everything?
-You can't study this.
You're born with it.
Is she a certified therapist or not?
Laila certainly knows what to do.
Laila recommended
this psychologist?
Psychologist?
No way!
We don't go to psychologists
or psychiatrists.
You want the neighbors to see us
going to a psychiatrist?
You and me?
Are you crazy?
Are you nuts?
Sit.
Welcome. Hello.
Sit down, sweetie.
I can't believe
I let you drag me here.
I thought you understood me.
Laila says someone
cast the evil eye on you.
She'll remove it.
She charges most people 1.400.
She only charged us 700.
She'll do a spell against the evil eye
and you'll be like brand-new.
-Listen, sweetie,
it can't do any harm,
it can only help.
Look at your poor mother,
once she got scared,
didn't talk for ten days.
I treated her and she
hasn't shut up ever since.
Sit down.
-Don't touch me.
And you stay away from me.
You know why all this happened?
Because of you!
You're the one to blame,
for keeping me cooped up
at home all these years,
not letting me go out or meet
anyone who isn't Bukharian!
Here, Laila's not Bukharian.
Darling, are you still mad at me?
Darling.
It's okay to be mad,
but you have to eat.
Sweetheart.
-Leave me alone!
Okay, I'll just leave your food here.
Eat some if you want.
-I don't want!
Who is it?
If it's another one of your witches,
I'm packing my bags and leaving.
I swear,
you'll never see me again!
I didn't invite anyone.
I swear to God!
Coming.
I'm coming...
Oh no, it's that whore again.
That's all I need.
Hello, sweetie, how are you?
Hai isn't here.
-I know.
I came to talk to you.
He won't talk to me,
so I thought...
-To me? -Yes.
Okay, come in, sweetie.
Dafi, right?
-Yes.
So,
he's not talking to you?
No.
-Something to drink?
Water. Thank you.
So you're not together anymore?
-No.
Not temporarily either.
Something to eat?
-No, thanks.
You're so nice,
not like my mother.
I'm sorry,
I forgot to tell you.
We Bukharians drink hot water.
I can get you some cold water.
-No, it's okay.
He's leaving school.
Really? Good.
You're really happy?
Yes, Bukharians think that
actoring is a shameful profession
It's like a whore.
Forgive me.
So yes, I'm happy.
Well, these are Hai's things
that he left at my place.
So he left you
and left school.
Yes.
Dafi.
-Hey. -Hey. -Molly.
She was just leaving.
Already?
Why don't you stay to eat with us?
Will you eat?
If she stays, then yes.
Okay, okay.
Stay, Dafi. Stay with us.
I made lots of food.
What's up? Is there anything to eat?
I'm starving.
Where have you been?
At work, then with my dad
at the hospital.
And I had some errands to run.
Bekhor, I can't stand
these lies anymore.
What lies?
-You either tell me where you were
or I'm going back to my parents.
I told you, I was at the hospital
with my dad.
What's wrong with that?
Tell that to the woman
who gave you that scratch.
Wait.
You want to know where I was?
I was in jail all day
for beating up
some asshole
who hurt Molly.
But don't tell anyone, you hear?
Not a word.
Okay, but where
are you going now?
Thanks for trusting me.
Okay, I'm sorry,
let me fix you a plate.
I lost my appetite.
What's this called again?
-Oshpalo. -Oshpalo. Delicious.
Thank you.
Anyway, I served in Unit 8200.
-What's that?
Intelligence.
Was it dangerous?
-Very.
See? Dangerous.
It's very dangerous to cross the street
from Cinema City to Gelilot.
I was a pencil-pusher,
I went home every day.
See? Not dangerous.
Didn't all the soldiers try
to hit on you or don't you care?
Actually, we were an all-girl unit.
That's it. She's leaving.
Don't talk too much.
The food's getting cold.
Hai.
That Dafi of yours was here.
Dafi's over?
-What?
She was here?
That's what she said?
She brought you this.
She said she came to give you
back your stuff
and she left.
I'm with you now, Mom,
everything'll be okay.
Dad will get better. -God willing.
-Molly will get over this.
And I'll help Bekhor in the business.
We'll get through this together, Mom.
Thank you, sweetheart.
What's this?
-Esther.
Yehuda's daughter.
No, she's really a nice girl,
a good girl.
She grew up without a mother.
Take it.
Forget it.
-No.
Do it for your mother.
Make me happy.
All I'm asking is that you
make one little phone call.
Take it.
Don't get all excited,
I'm not calling.
You don't have to right now.
No pressure, okay?
Hello.
Esti?
Hey.
It's Hai Shem-Tov.
My mother gave me your number.
Um... I'm not too good
at these things,
but would you like
to meet some time?
leaving the store,
the hood, all that shit?
That shit fed you and raised you,
now it's time to give back
and you spit in our faces.
Will you watch the door for me?
-Of course.
It's my first time.
-Mine too.
First fight and you run away?
No, I just don't like
where things are going here.
I can't talk right now.
No problem,
so you'll call me back?
Look, Molly, I have a girlfriend.
Please don't call
this number again, okay?
Everyone's busy.
no one can work with me tonight
so get in the car
and pick me up at the shop.
Okay, I'm on my way.
Make sure the computer is on,
hurry.
Dad!
Hang in there, Dad.
-Sir...
Sir...
-Dad, stay with us.
Sir... -Don't close your eyes, Dad.
You're okay.
You're in good hands, Dad.
Dad, hey.
Open your eyes, Dad.
It's gonna be okay.
You have to stay here, sir.
-I'm his son.
Sir, you have to stay here.
His life is in danger, doctor.
We'll do everything
we can to save him.
Let's go.
Yes, Mom.
Why haven't you been
answering your phone?
Here, I answered.
I'm at the hospital.
How's Dad?
Bekhor?
Dad's okay, he...
woke up, had breakfast,
now they're taking him
to run some tests.
I don't know...
-What tests?
I don't know...
Wait, Dad, I'm coming with you.
Mom, I have to go,
we'll talk later, okay?
Bye.
-Bye.
Didn't you say
we wouldn't see you here anymore?
Where's Molly?
In her room.
Mom.
Go easy on her.
-What's wrong?
What did you do to her?
I won't let you
come between us.
You've ruined my life enough.
What's wrong, angel?
-Nothing.
What happened,
were you crying?
No.
Tell your mother,
what happened?
Don't be shy.
Tell me.
Come on, what is it?
Tell your mother,
what happened?
Promise you won't
get mad at me?
Why would I get mad?
I never get mad,
I just worry about you.
What is it?
-Never mind.
Want to tell me
without looking at me?
What is it, sweetie?
Mommy's darling.
What happened?
Two nights ago
Aliza and I went to a party
at Hai's school.
A party. Okay.
That's okay.
And I had too much to drink.
You're a good girl for telling
your mother you were drinking.
Then I met someone who
used to go to school with me.
We were drinking and dancing
and I was so happy.
For the first time
I felt alive,
I felt
I was part of the world.
And what happened?
Why are you crying?
Because it's forbidden, Mom.
You always told me
it's forbidden.
But we were dancing
and we kissed
and we were close.
And...
what happened?
What did he do?
He did it.
And so did I.
My little girl.
My good little girl.
I always told you
how pretty you are,
how all the boys will want you.
What were you thinking?
Doesn't he know that by us,
if a girl isn't a virgin,
no one will marry her?
He ruined your life!
May God take me.
May God take you already!
Get out of my room.
Get out of here!
Shem-Tov?
-Yes.
Why did he run away?
-I apologize.
It could've ended much worse.
You're right, I'm sorry.
Is he okay, doctor?
People think
they can do whatever they want
and then we'll fix it.
Barbarians.
I'll show you who's a barbarian.
Sir, you're...
Tell me what's wrong with my father
or I'll show you who's a barbarian.
Sir, sir.
Sir.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm so stressed.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Tell me, is he okay?
He had a catheterization
which saved his life.
You were very lucky.
-Thank you.
Thank you, doctor.
I apologize.
I'm so sorry.
Can I get you a cappuccino, a coffee?
-No.
No thanks.
-My treat.
You dealt with that really well.
-You shut up.
If you hadn't taken her
to that party of yours
this wouldn't have happened.
Why didn't you take care of your sister?
What's the big deal?
She only did what any normal girl
starts doing when she's 15.
Shut your mouth!
You want the neighbors to hear?
That's what you care about?
The neighbors hearing?
If people find out,
she'll have no future.
No one will marry her.
-Then no one will marry her.
I don't care about them,
I care about Molly,
not the neighbors.
Why didn't you think about her
at that party of yours?
You left her alone
with that scumbag?
You were only thinking
about that Dafi of yours.
What's up?
Why the long face?
Why aren't you
answering your phones?
We were busy.
-Busy?
Dad's in the ICU
and you're busy?
God help me.
He's okay.
-What happened?
We took care of him,
he's okay.
Yesterday he showed up
in the middle of the event,
he wanted to come work.
You know him,
he's a workaholic.
I thought you were upset
because of him.
No, it's because of Molly.
-Molly?
What's wrong with Molly?
He took her to his party.
Left her alone.
And some scumbag did...
What did he do to her?
The deed..
Who is he?
Who is he?
-I don't know.
She won't say.
I just know she was there with Aliza.
You idiot!
Wait, I'm coming with you.
You go back
to that nuthouse of yours
before you do
any more damage here.
You and your stupid parties.
The Bukharian Who Shagged Me,
the sequel to The Naked Bukharian:
The Final Insult,
this summer
at a theater near you.
You moron.
You know what?
I can't believe he did that.
Really.
-What's not to believe?
He wasn't that serious.
What if something happened to him?
-Yeah,
I'll tell you exactly
what happened to him.
His mother locked him in his room
and said:
"You're not coming out
until you decide
"to be a dentist."
Stop it.
-Seriously.
Then his whole family gathered
around a voodoo doll of Ephraim,
pushed pins into it and said:
"What did you do to my son?"
"What did you do?"
Then they took a strand of my hair
and burned it
to make sure
I never go near him again.
I didn't know you had
a thing for narrow-minded guys.
I don't.
He makes me laugh.
I'm over it, okay?
-It's so not funny.
It's even fucked up
that people like that
live in Tel Aviv.
Tel Kabir isn't Tel Aviv.
If our mayor said it's Tel Aviv,
then it's Tel Aviv.
Come on,
I'll do the scene with you.
Really?
-Do I have a choice?
No.
-I know.
Thanks, you're so sweet.
-My pleasure.
You go ahead,
I'll be right there.
Still waiting for him, huh?
Well, good luck.
Fuck this game.
Fuck you too.
Hello?
-Hai. -What?
Are you okay?
-I'm great.
What do you want?
You didn't come to school today,
so I wanted to see if you're okay.
You kicked me out
of your house yesterday,
now you're asking if I'm okay?
One sec. What?
I didn't kick you out. You...
I'm on the phone.
No.
I didn't kick you out.
You left, okay?
And now we have
rehearsal together.
I didn't come today
and I don't plan on coming back.
Then what's so "okay"?
-Dafi,
get off my back, okay?
Fuck you, okay?
Because regardless of
what happened yesterday
we have rehearsal together today,
so I realize you're busy
feeling sorry for yourself,
but at least let me know
so I don't get screwed over too.
Hai, you don't...
you don't have to give up school
because of some stupid fight.
Are you for real?
You really think
everything is about you?
No, not at all,
but I don't understand what happened.
Would you tell me what happened?
It doesn't matter,
you wouldn't understand.
Thanks for calling, but...
I gotta go. Bye.
This Moroccan lady started yelling:
"August, August!"
Her Georgian neighbor
happened to look out the window
and the Moroccan lady said again:
"August, August!"
The Georgian woman
looks at her and says angrily:
"What about August?"
The Moroccan lady says:
"If you smell like this in February,
what'll you smell like in August?"
You can't just barge in here.
-There was no one outside, so...
I'm sorry, but it's our lunch break.
I'm so sorry,
but it's very urgent. Bon appetit.
No meat?
Should I wait outside?
Melika. Come here.
Boil some water for coffee.
Thank you. Really,
you Muslims are the best.
Back in Bukhara, we were like this.
I'm Christian.
Better than being an Arab.
What is it?
What happened?
My daughter isn't even 18.
She went to a party,
had too much to drink,
someone grabbed her and did it.
-Did what?
Oh my god, what he did!
And by us,
just like by you people,
if a girl's not a virgin,
no one will marry her.
If something like that happens by us,
we make sure they get married.
Married? That piece of shit,
we kill him!
How dare he touch my baby?
Why didn't I take better care of her?
Don't cry, don't cry.
It's not your fault.
It's good you came.
I see lots of eyes around you.
Lots of eyes.
The evil eye has
a strong grip on you.
Yes. People see that I have a pretty girl,
a photo shop,
they think we're millionaires.
-Millionaires.
Look, there's a certain something
I can do for you.
There he is, that's him.
I'm here to kill you, motherfucker.
What do you want from me?
Kill him!
-I'm Molly's brother, you scumbag.
Who's Molly?
-The girl you raped at the party.
Kill that son of a bitch!
She was a virgin!
She was a virgin,
you fucking rapist!
You ruined her life.
-If anything, she raped me.
Come on, kill him!
Kill him!
-You listen to me,
if you say one word
about touching her,
I'll burn you alive,
you understand?
Oh no.
-Not a word, understand?
That asshole tried to kill me!
-Motherfucker.
I want to press charges for assault.
You want to press charges,
you son of a bitch?
You piece of shit?
-Why did you attack him?
I didn't do anything.
I'm just an innocent bystander.
-I didn't ask you.
You want to tell us
what this is about?
You scumbag!
You remember me?
You remember me?
You piece of shit!
Molly.
Open the door, Mommy's darling.
I made you your favorite,
shola with lots of cilantro.
Come on, you have to eat.
Open up.
Mommy's darling?
Just tell me that you're okay.
I spoke to Laila.
She said someone
cast the evil eye on us.
Really, she said
you'll be okay
and that you'll even get married,
God willing.
Do you want to go for therapy?
What therapy?
Therapy that will help you.
You shouldn't go through this alone.
Laila said that?
-Yes.
But I'll take you.
No one will know.
I'll take you.
Only if you want to.
I want to go.
I think it will help.
-Of course it will.
Mommy's here.
We'll get through this together.
Everything will be okay, God willing,
and you'll get married.
You'll be happy.
Don't worry. Come here.
Yes, I understand, Victoria,
but we have problems too
and we made sure
you had an amazing event.
It's high time you paid.
We helped you as much as we...
Excuse me?
Listen, this conversation
is really going downhill.
If you don't want all of Tel Kabir
to know you didn't pay me,
I want a check here
by tomorrow.
Goodbye, all the best to you.
Hai.
What's up, Margo?
I just came to get some albums
to take to Dad at the hospital.
He's bored.
-Okay, come sit down,
I was just sitting here
till Bekhor gets back.
You mean, my dad.
That's his chair.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to do the best I can,
really.
It's very hard for Bekhor.
It's very hard for him
without you.
And the situation with your father
doesn't help either. -Yes.
Where is Bekhor anyway?
He's not answering.
He's at the hospital.
But I'm here.
You're here?
For the time being.
-Okay, listen,
on the 22nd, 24th, 25th
we have evening events.
On the 22nd there's a midday event.
Can I put you down for the crane?
One sec.
Hello?
What's taking you so long?
Some junkie just puked on me!
I'm at the shop.
-Who is it?
Is that Margo?
Don't tell her it's me.
It's Mom.
What do you want?
I'm doing what you told me.
Hurry up and be careful.
She has ears like a hawk.
Okay, I want to get going now.
Is everything okay?
-Yeah, she and her albums...
Melika sounded very masculine.
She's a very masculine woman.
Okay, are you with me?
Hai?
-Yes.
The 22nd is a Bukharian Bar Mitzvah.
The 24th is a Bukharian Bat Mitzvah.
The 25th is a housewarming party
in Herzliya.
Ashkenazis?
-No.
Bukharians. Never mind,
I can see you're busy.
I'll send you all the details on WhatsApp.
-Thanks, Margo.
Hello, Hai.
22nd, Bar Mitzvah, Bukharians.
24th, Bat Mitzvah, Bukharians.
I'd like to congratulate my husband,
my darling husband,
who's celebrating
his golden jubilee birthday today.
Golden jubilee?
So I understand he's 50?
He's 63, 63!
He's 63?
What song would you like me
to play for him?
I want the song "64."
But you said he's not 64 yet.
I say that next year in Jerusalem,
we'll bury him.
His place is all ready.
-Oh no!
What's wrong now?
Nothing.
Everything's fine.
Sleep, sleep.
How can I sleep
with you crying like that?
How can I sleep
with you snoring like that?
Where's Hai?
Where's our little girl?
Molly's fine.
She's at home, sleeping.
Don't we have enough problems
without Molly? Sleep, sleep.
Honey.
Am I a bad mother?
Look at our kids,
our business.
Why are you crying, darling?
That's life.
You win some, you lose some.
Think about when we first came here.
We had nothing to eat.
I'd gather food
off the ground in the marketplace.
We had no money
and didn't know the language.
I even had to go to war when
the kids were little. -That's right.
And you think things are hard now?
As long as the kids are together,
thank God, everything's fine.
As long as we have our health.
Thank God.
Hello?
I can't believe I got a hold of you.
Hi, Eva.
Ephraim wants to know
why you didn't come to school today.
He wants to meet
with you tonight.
I'm not sure I can.
When Ephraim asks, you come.
I have to go now,
I'm sorry.
What about the money?
-He doesn't want it.
He says Dad filmed
his Bar Mitzvah or something.
Did you at least file a complaint?
Are you kidding?
That's all Molly needs,
for the whole world to know.
It'll ruin her last chances
to marry
a good guy.
Okay, chill,
you're turning into Mom.
She won't stop calling.
Why did you hit him
if you didn't want to involve the police?
Because the son of a bitch
deserved it.
And I wanted him to know
that if he says one word about Molly,
I'll burn him alive.
I messed him up real bad.
-You really stink.
Answer her already.
-She's driving me nuts.
Hello?
My battery was dead.
I'm going into the hospital now.
I'll talk to you later, okay, sweetie?
Great. Bye.
Never get married.
I hope you and I get to attend
my children's weddings, God willing.
Grandma, is Bekhor here?
Bekhor wasn't here.
I'm glad you came. Stay here and...
Okay, thanks.
-I have to go do my show!
Chutzpah.
Shut up.
Cute.
Totally.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Kate Beckinsale.
James Franco.
Vin Diesel.
-Vin Diesel? -Yeah.
Ew.
What?
He's hot, masculine,
fast and furious.
A roughneck.
Yours?
I can't tell you.
You.
Okay, now seriously.
I'm totally serious.
If I had to choose
between Angelina Jolie and you,
I'd choose you.
Vin Diesel, really?
I would've never guessed.
Now I understand why Vin Diesel.
So, Poreshov, you're back?
Was it boring without me?
Yeah, a little.
There was no one to tell Ephraim
what everyone thinks
but no one dares to say.
So what happened?
-I'll tell you what happened.
Bukharov realized
that to survive here
he needs a little more than orangeade,
right, Borat?
I'm not in the mood, Elad.
I'm sorry, man,
I don't care if you leave,
but can you tell your mom
to keep coming?
I love that food.
What's it called again?
Oshpelow?
Oh shit below?
-I told you to shut up.
Hai! Leave him alone!
Get your hands off me, you idiot.
It's called oshpalo.
I hate when people get it wrong.
-You're fucked up.
What's wrong with you?
People here care about you.
You call that caring?
That's how he expresses it, okay?
He's an idiot.
Why do you fall for it
and act like a gorilla?
Now could you calm down
and tell me what happened?
I can't continue
studying this year, okay?
So get off my back
with all your caring.
Eva, I can't find the tax returns
for 2011.
-It's in the paperwork. -I'm looking.
Oh, Shem-Tov, Shem-Tov.
You know, I have 54 students,
30 teachers, 15 staff members
and remodeling the new building.
Everyone's remodeling nowadays.
-Excuse me?
Nothing.
And I have to waste my time
on a meeting with you
and feel like a third grade teacher.
Do you think this disrespect of yours
is legitimate?
No, not at all,
but listen, Ephraim...
No, you listen to me.
Put yourself in my shoes
and tell me,
what would you do?
I'd kick me out.
And let's say I have more patience
and faith than a 23-year-old?
Then I'd say that from now on,
I have to go to all my classes
and never be late,
no matter what.
-Good.
Which option do you choose?
The first option.
Mom, what is this?
-Look how nice she did this.
Is she Bukharian?
-No,
but she knows what to do.
So she studied and everything?
-You can't study this.
You're born with it.
Is she a certified therapist or not?
Laila certainly knows what to do.
Laila recommended
this psychologist?
Psychologist?
No way!
We don't go to psychologists
or psychiatrists.
You want the neighbors to see us
going to a psychiatrist?
You and me?
Are you crazy?
Are you nuts?
Sit.
Welcome. Hello.
Sit down, sweetie.
I can't believe
I let you drag me here.
I thought you understood me.
Laila says someone
cast the evil eye on you.
She'll remove it.
She charges most people 1.400.
She only charged us 700.
She'll do a spell against the evil eye
and you'll be like brand-new.
-Listen, sweetie,
it can't do any harm,
it can only help.
Look at your poor mother,
once she got scared,
didn't talk for ten days.
I treated her and she
hasn't shut up ever since.
Sit down.
-Don't touch me.
And you stay away from me.
You know why all this happened?
Because of you!
You're the one to blame,
for keeping me cooped up
at home all these years,
not letting me go out or meet
anyone who isn't Bukharian!
Here, Laila's not Bukharian.
Darling, are you still mad at me?
Darling.
It's okay to be mad,
but you have to eat.
Sweetheart.
-Leave me alone!
Okay, I'll just leave your food here.
Eat some if you want.
-I don't want!
Who is it?
If it's another one of your witches,
I'm packing my bags and leaving.
I swear,
you'll never see me again!
I didn't invite anyone.
I swear to God!
Coming.
I'm coming...
Oh no, it's that whore again.
That's all I need.
Hello, sweetie, how are you?
Hai isn't here.
-I know.
I came to talk to you.
He won't talk to me,
so I thought...
-To me? -Yes.
Okay, come in, sweetie.
Dafi, right?
-Yes.
So,
he's not talking to you?
No.
-Something to drink?
Water. Thank you.
So you're not together anymore?
-No.
Not temporarily either.
Something to eat?
-No, thanks.
You're so nice,
not like my mother.
I'm sorry,
I forgot to tell you.
We Bukharians drink hot water.
I can get you some cold water.
-No, it's okay.
He's leaving school.
Really? Good.
You're really happy?
Yes, Bukharians think that
actoring is a shameful profession
It's like a whore.
Forgive me.
So yes, I'm happy.
Well, these are Hai's things
that he left at my place.
So he left you
and left school.
Yes.
Dafi.
-Hey. -Hey. -Molly.
She was just leaving.
Already?
Why don't you stay to eat with us?
Will you eat?
If she stays, then yes.
Okay, okay.
Stay, Dafi. Stay with us.
I made lots of food.
What's up? Is there anything to eat?
I'm starving.
Where have you been?
At work, then with my dad
at the hospital.
And I had some errands to run.
Bekhor, I can't stand
these lies anymore.
What lies?
-You either tell me where you were
or I'm going back to my parents.
I told you, I was at the hospital
with my dad.
What's wrong with that?
Tell that to the woman
who gave you that scratch.
Wait.
You want to know where I was?
I was in jail all day
for beating up
some asshole
who hurt Molly.
But don't tell anyone, you hear?
Not a word.
Okay, but where
are you going now?
Thanks for trusting me.
Okay, I'm sorry,
let me fix you a plate.
I lost my appetite.
What's this called again?
-Oshpalo. -Oshpalo. Delicious.
Thank you.
Anyway, I served in Unit 8200.
-What's that?
Intelligence.
Was it dangerous?
-Very.
See? Dangerous.
It's very dangerous to cross the street
from Cinema City to Gelilot.
I was a pencil-pusher,
I went home every day.
See? Not dangerous.
Didn't all the soldiers try
to hit on you or don't you care?
Actually, we were an all-girl unit.
That's it. She's leaving.
Don't talk too much.
The food's getting cold.
Hai.
That Dafi of yours was here.
Dafi's over?
-What?
She was here?
That's what she said?
She brought you this.
She said she came to give you
back your stuff
and she left.
I'm with you now, Mom,
everything'll be okay.
Dad will get better. -God willing.
-Molly will get over this.
And I'll help Bekhor in the business.
We'll get through this together, Mom.
Thank you, sweetheart.
What's this?
-Esther.
Yehuda's daughter.
No, she's really a nice girl,
a good girl.
She grew up without a mother.
Take it.
Forget it.
-No.
Do it for your mother.
Make me happy.
All I'm asking is that you
make one little phone call.
Take it.
Don't get all excited,
I'm not calling.
You don't have to right now.
No pressure, okay?
Hello.
Esti?
Hey.
It's Hai Shem-Tov.
My mother gave me your number.
Um... I'm not too good
at these things,
but would you like
to meet some time?