What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 3, Episode 6 - Diamonds Are a Ghouls Best Friend - full transcript

When the gang goes to Russia to watch the Moscow Invitational Hockey Tournament, they encounter a ghostly hockey player known as The Frozen Fiend.

Announcer, Russian accent:
2 MINUTES TO GO, COMRADES,

AND RUSSIA HAS THIS
TOURNAMENT SEMIFINAL VICTORY

ALL WRAPPED UP!

[HORN HONKS]

LETS HEAR ALL SALUTE
FOR THE RUSSIAN TEAM'S STAR,

CAPTAIN NICOLAI.

RUSSIA WILL
NEXT PLAY THE WINNER

OF TOMORROW'S
U.S.A.-FINLAND MATCH

FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM
THE GREATEST PRIZE IN HOCKEY,

THE GRAND EMPEROR'S CUP!

THE FINAL SECONDS
ARE TICKING.



[GROWLS]

UHH!
UHH!

AAH!

OHH--

UHH!

UHH!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *



* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU *

* YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* DON'T LOOK BACK *

* YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE *

* SCOOBY SNAX WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA
NA-NA NA-NA NA *

Velma: WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE IN MOSCOW

FOR THE RUSSIAN INVITATIONAL
HOCKEY TOURNAMENT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHAGGY'S KNEE

HAS BEEN POKING ME
IN THE RIBS

FOR AN HOUR.

I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MUCH I LOVE HOCKEY.

I REALLY LOVE IT!

OH, GREAT, VELMA.
NOW YOU'RE GIDDY.

[SIGHS]
BREATHE, BREATHE.

[EXHALES]

HOCKEY ARENAS.
WRESTLING STADIUMS.

WE SURE HAVE EATEN A LOT
OF STADIUM FOOD RECENTLY.

STADIUM FOOD.
YUMMY!

Fred: HEY,
THERE'S THE ARENA.

SECURITY SURE IS
INTENSE AROUND HERE.

[GIGGLES]
YOU GOT TO ADMIT,

THESE RUSSIANS SURE ARE
A FRIENDLY PEOPLE.

MOVE IT, JOHNNY LONGHAIR.

RIGHTEO!

HOWDY.
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

...FREDDYSKI.

YOUR NEW NAME
WILL BE PRISONER 432

IF I FIND
ANY DIAMONDS ON YOU.

HMM, I WONDER
WHAT THAT MEANS?

[CROWD CHEERING]

HEY, THAT'S U.S.
TEAM CAPTAIN BRETT HULL.

HELLO, FANS.

NICE TO SEE
SOME FELLOW COUNTRYMEN

AND COUNTRYWOMEN.

NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU.

I'M DAPHNE.

TELL ME, BRETT,
WILL THE U.S. HOCKEY TEAM

PLAY A FLEX ZONE DEFENSE,

OR WILL YOU DROP THE WINGS
TO CLOSE THE PASSING LANES?

UM, WE USUALLY
JUST KIND OF GO
WHEREVER THE PUCK IS.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
GOT CHECKED PRETTY HARD
INTO THOSE BOARDS.

THAT'S WHERE THE TROPHY
WAS STOLEN FROM.

STOLEN TROPHY?

THE GRAND EMPEROR'S CUP

THAT GOES TO
THE TOURNAMENT WINNER.

THE DIAMONDS COVERING THE CUP

ONCE BELONGED
TO TSAR NICOLAS II.

THEY'RE PRICELESS.

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE
SEARCHING EVERYONE

WHO GOES IN AND OUT
OF THE RINK.

YEP.

THAT INSPECTOR IS LOOKING
FOR THE FROZEN FIEND.

PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S JUST A DELICIOUS,
ICY, CREAMY TREAT.

THE FROZEN FIEND IS
A FORMER RUSSIAN HOCKEY PLAYER

WHO ONCE MISSED
AN EASY GOAL.

IT WOULD HAVE WON RUSSIA
THE EMPEROR'S CUP.

HE WAS BANISHED TO SIBERIA,
WHERE HE FROZE TO DEATH.

HIS GHOST HAS COME BACK
TO HAUNT THE TOURNAMENT.

HOPEFULLY,
NOW THAT HE HAS THE CUP,

HE WON'T ATTACK AGAIN.

BUT NO ONE REALLY KNOWS.

[HORN HONKS]
5 MINUTES TILL GAME TIME.

WHO'S UP FOR A QUICK LAP
AROUND THE ICE?

RUH-UH.

SCOOBY HAS BEEN
AFRAID OF ICE

EVER SINCE THAT INCIDENT
WITH THE HOTEL ICEMAKER.

YOU REMEMBER, THAT WHOLE
TAIL-FREEZING THING?

[ALL MUTTERING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

WHOOPS!
WE'LL HAVE TO DO IT LATER.

IT'S GOAL-SCORING TIME.

U...
S...
A!

U...
S...
A!

HEY, YOU GUYS ROOTING
FOR THE U.S. HOCKEY TEAM?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST
CLUE, FREDDY?

[TOGETHER]
WE'RE THE SUPER FANS!

WE'D DO ANYTHING
TO HELP U.S.A.
WIN THE TROPHY!

ANYTHING AT ALL!

WHATEVER IT TAKES!

U...
S...
A!

CATCHY.

Daphne: THE RINK DOORS
ARE OPENING.

HERE COME THE PLAYERS!

Velma: THAT'S NOT
BATTLING BRETT HULL.

THAT'S WORLD-RENOWNED
RUSSIAN FIGURE SKATER
GALINA KORSEKOV.

COME ON. GALINA?

THE FIRST EVER TO LAND
A QUAD SOWCOW TRIPLE LUTZ TOE?

OH, JEEZ.
GET SOME CULTURE.

Crowd, chanting:
HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY!

[CROWD BOOING]

OH, BOO
ALL YOUR BOOING!

BOO BOOING!

RULP!

DOES WELL-DONE
MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT
IN RUSSIAN?

THIS VEGGIE BURGER
IS SCORCHED.

SHAGGY, YOU'RE EATING
A HOCKEY PUCK.

STILL, HA HA HA,

NO SUCH THING AS
A BAD VEGGIE BURGER.

RUH-UH.

UHH!

U...
S...
A!

EXCLAMATION
MARK!

[SIREN]

WHERE WAS OUR DEFENSE?!

SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE
ABOUT FINLAND!

I'LL KEEP THE CHEERS
GOING, GUYS.

YAY! YAY!

AAH!

[CHUCKLES]

OHH!

HA HA HA!

BRETT NEEDS OUR HELP.

GUYS, I GOT A PLAN.
WE HOLD HANDS

AND MAKE A HUMAN CHAIN.

THEN WE GRAB THE FIEND
WHEN HE SKATES BY.

[GROWLS]

LEAD HIM THIS WAY,
BRETT!

[GROWLING]

WE GOT HIM.
WE GOT HIM!

[ROARS]

WE DON'T GOT HIM.

[SCREAMING]

YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO HAS SUMMONED
THIS MONSTER, MR. BRETT.

I DID NO SUCH THING.

YOU ARE SETTING UP
THIS BIG NONSENSE

SO THE TOURNAMENT
WILL BE A CANCELLATION.

YOU ARE MUCH AFRAID
OF LOSING TO RUSSIA.

THAT IS LUDICROUS
AND UNGRAMMATICAL.

THERE SURE ARE A LOT
OF FRAYED NERVES
AROUND HERE.

LIKE, WE CAN ALL RELAX,

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY
THAT CHILLIN' VILLAIN

CAN ATTACK PEOPLE
OFF THE ICE.

IF THAT'S TRUE,
SOMEONE BETTER TELL HIM!

RAAH!

Shaggy: LENIN'S TOMB?
[NERVOUS LAUGH]

WHY IS IT NEVER, LIKE,
LENIN'S PIZZERIA?

Fred: EVERYBODY HIDE!

IN HERE, SCOOB.

[GROWLING]

[ROARS]

WHEW!

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

BUT WHERE ARE
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY?

THIS IS A POPULAR
HIDING SPOT.

I THINK HE'S RIGHT OUT THERE,
SO KEEP QUIET, MISTER.

SCOOBY?

[TOGETHER]
OHH!

[KNOCKS ON GLASS]

SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
ARE IN THERE.

IT'S LOCKED.
THEY'RE TRAPPED!

STAND BACK, GUYS.

ICE CREAM.
LIP BALM.

CAREFUL, THESE SOUR DROPS
I'M GOING TO ADD

ARE HIGHLY CARBONATED.

SCOOBY AND I WERE
A COFFIN SANDWICH.

SO WHY IS THIS COOL GHOUL
STILL ATTACKING PEOPLE

EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY
STOLEN THE DIAMOND TROPHY?

AND HOW DO WE TRAP HIM

IF SOMEHOW HE CAN
ICE-SKATE ANYWHERE?

SAY...

THERE'S THAT RUSSIAN
TEAM CAPTAIN AGAIN.

COME ON, GANG.
SOMETHING TELLS ME

IT'S WORTH KEEPING
AN EYE ON NICOLAI.

Velma: "TSAR NICOLAI II,
THE LAST EMPEROR OF RUSSIA."

THIS IS THE GUY
THOSE TROPHY DIAMONDS
ORIGINALLY BELONGED TO.

HE LOOKS JUST
LIKE NICOLAI.

I'LL BET THEY'RE RELATED.

SO MAYBE NICOLAI
STOLE THE CUP

TO GET BACK
THE DIAMONDS

THAT ONCE BELONGED
TO HIS FAMILY.

BUT WAIT.
THERE'S OTHER SUSPECTS,

LIKE THE FIGURE SKATER
THAT EVERYBODY BOOED.

SHE MIGHT HAVE A GRUDGE
AGAINST THE HOCKEY PLAYERS.

AND THOSE SUPER
FANS.

THEY SAID
THEY'D DO ANYTHING

TO HELP THE U.S.
HOCKEY TEAM

GET THE TROPHY.

GANG, I'VE GOT A PLAN.

I'M CALLING IT
OPERATION: SURVEILLANCE.

WE ALL SPLIT UP AND FOLLOW
DIFFERENT SUSPECTS?

WHOA!
MIND MELD.

WOW!

THESE SUPER FANS REALLY
LIVE THE DREAM, HUH?

TOTALLY!
BUT WAIT A MINUTE.

"LITE BLUE PAINT?"

MAYBE THESE GUYS
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

TO THE FROZEN FIEND.

Fan: A! A!

A! A!

THERE'S NO TIME TO HIDE.

HELLO.
OHH!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING IN HERE?

UH...WE'RE BIG U.S.A. FANS.
RIGHT, DAPHNE?

RIGHT, BUT WE RAN OUT
OF BLUE PAINT.

YEAH! SO WHO ELSE
COULD WE BORROW FROM

BUT YOU GUYS?

BUT THIS IS
THE WRONG SHADE OF BLUE.

OH, YEAH.
THAT'S JOE'S.

I'M NOT SURE
WHAT THAT'S FOR.

WHERE IS JOE NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

JOE AND BOB HAVE BEEN
ACTING STRANGE LATELY.

LATELY?

YEAH.

I WORRIED THEY'RE THINKING
ABOUT REPLACING ME.

A!

Girl: GOOD-BYE, GALINA!
Second girl: SEE YOU, GALINA!

OHH!

AND THEN,
HE SAID TO HER--HUH?

IT'S OK.

I'M ACTUALLY
THE SKATING CHAMPION
OF MY COUNTRY.

WHOA!

AHEM!
IT'S A VERY SMALL COUNTRY.

OHH! OHH!
OHH! OHH!

THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.

AAH!

AAH! OH!

NO LOITERING, LADY.

YOU COME IN
ONLY IF YOU'RE
BUYING SOMETHING.

NICOLAI'S GOING
ICE FISHING, SCOOB.

MAYBE FOR BAIT,
HE'S USING DIAMONDS.

UH-UH.
NO WAY.

NO!

SCOOB, THE GANG IS
COUNTING ON US.

MM-MMM.
MM-MMM.

THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME WAY TO GET YOU

OUT ON THE ICE.

AH-CHOO!

SORRY.

OHH!

[GROWLS]

AAH!

RASTER!
RASTER!

YOU TRY CARRYING
A 100-POUND DOG.

THAT'S 700
IN HUMAN POUNDS.

[GROWLS]

BACK OFF, FROZEN FIEND!

[GROWLS]

[ROARS]

[GROWLING]

SO WE STILL DON'T KNOW.

EITHER NICOLAI
OR THE SUPER FANS

COULD BE BEHIND THIS.

Velma: OR GALINA.

UNDERCOVER WORK
HAS ITS HAZARDS.

GUYS, I'VE GOT
ANOTHER PLAN.

OH, JOY.

LET'S SET A TRAP
FOR THE FROZEN FIEND.

WHAT?

BUT WE NEVER DO THAT
UNTIL I SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

I KNOW,
BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING.

PUTTING TOGETHER CLUES
AND SLEUTHING

IS ALL WELL AND GOOD,
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER

IF WE CAPTURED THE MONSTER
RIGHT UP FRONT?

THEN WE TAKE OFF HIS MASK
AND JUST SEE WHO IT IS.

IT'S BRILLIANT, FREDDY,
EXCEPT FOR ONE FLAW.

LIKE, WHAT IF THE MONSTER

IS REALLY A MONSTER?

EXACTLY!

BUT WE WON'T KNOW THAT
UNTIL WE TRY TO UNMASK HIM.

SURE.

I'VE ALWAYS FELT
FINDING CLUES

GOT IN THE WAY
OF OUR SOLVING CASES.

I KNEW YOU GUYS
WOULD GET IT.

OK, SO THIS IS THE TRAP
I'VE THOUGHT UP.

IT'S CODE NAMED
OPERATION: EXTREME TWIST.

Announcer: SWEDEN IS ON IT'S WAY
TO VICTORY OVER FINLAND

IN THIS THIRD PLACE
MATCH-UP.

[SIREN]

[SWEDISH ACCENT]
SWEDEN!

HOW SWEDE IT IS!

A LINE CHANGE NOW
FOR FINLAND.

THEY'RE SUBBING IN
WHAT LOOKS TO BE

THEIR RARELY PLAYED
RESERVES.

ONE PLAYER IS SCARED
OF THE ICE!

THIS IS A NATIONAL
EMBARRASSMENT FOR FINLAND.

SCOOB, YOU'RE
BLOWING OUR COVER.

COME ON, GUYS.
WE HAVE TO GO PLAY

SO WE CAN LURE
THE FROZEN FIEND
OUT ONTO THE ICE.

UHH!
ROH!

FINLAND IS PLAYING
A MAN SHORT BY CHOICE!

GUYS, WE JUST NEED
TO KEEP PLAYING

UNTIL THE FROZEN
FIEND SHOWS UP.

UHH!

SORRY.

HEY, I'M PLAYING.

I'VE DREAMED OF THIS
MY WHOLE LIFE.

I'M PLAYING
PROFESSIONAL HOCK--EY!

WHOA!
OOH!

THAT WAS CHARGING
AND CROSS-CHECKING

AND NOT VERY NICE.

[GROWLS]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

COMMENCE EXTREME TWIST NOW!

AAH!

WHOO-HOO!

BOW-WOW!
RALL RIGHT!

FREDDY, IT WORKED.

NOW WE JUST HAVE
TO UNMASK THIS BEAST.

Daphne: HE'S
TRYING TO SPIN
HIMSELF FREE!

I ANTICIPATED THAT.

EVEN IF HE SUCCEEDS,

HE'LL COLLAPSE
FROM DIZZINESS.

WATCH. I'LL TIP HIM OVER.

WHOA! UHH!

All: FREDDY!

[ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

All: WHOA!

[SCREAMING]

All: WHOA!

SO MUCH FOR ME
AND MY BIG TRAP.

PERHAPS WE SHOULD RETURN
TO OUR PROVEN METHODS

OF CRIME-SOLVING.

[GROWLS]

THAT'S A HIGH-STICK
PENALTY, MISTER!

[ROARS]

* HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY *

* I NEED A SEEKER
LIKE YOU ON MY SIDE *

* I'LL SEARCH FOREVER
TO NAB YOU *

* I WON'T GIVE UP,
I'LL GO OUT OF MY MIND *

WE'VE GOT HIM
SURROUNDED.

* I'LL SEARCH FOREVER
TO FIND YOU *

[MUSIC ENDS]

[GROWLS]

HE GOT AWAY!

HOW COULD THAT
GIGANTIC FIEND ESCAPE

THROUGH THAT TINY WINDOW?

WHO CARES?

WE JUST FOUND THIS.

THE TROPHY?
GREAT. CASE CLOSED.

I'LL BE AT
THE CONCESSION AREA.

Daphne: BUT ALL THE DIAMONDS
ARE MISSING.

MORE WORK?
GREAT.

I'LL NEED FOOD
FOR ENERGY.

WHAT IS THIS?

ARREST BRETT HULL!

BRETT? SOMETHING'S
WRONG HERE.

BRETT'S NOT THE FIEND.

SCOOBY AND I
WERE SAVED BY BRETT

WHEN WE WERE ATTACKED
ON THE LAKE.

THAT MEANS SOMEONE IS
FRAMING HIM, BUT WHO?

SO, IT WAS BRETT
WHO WAS FULL OF THE BADNESS.

IT IS SAD HIS TEAM,
NOW WITHOUT HIM,

HAS NO CHANCE
FOR CHAMPIONSHIPS.

HA HA HA!

HMM.

I DIDN'T KNOW
NICOLAI WAS IN HERE.

I SAY WE FOLLOW HIM.

GALINA'S STILL HERE, TOO.

WELL, MAYBE IT'S GALINA
WE SHOULD TALK WITH,
NOT NICOLAI.

ROH!

NO CLUES HERE.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[GROWLS]

All: AAH!

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[ROARS]

GUYS, I THINK
I'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY.

IT'S TRAP-SETTING TIME.

Announcer: IT'S A TIGHT-FOUGHT
BATTLE, FOLKS.

THE U.S. HOCKEY TEAM IS
DEFINITELY STRUGGLING

WITHOUT THEIR CAPTAIN,
BRETT HULL.

FIRST, WE LURE THE FIEND
TO CENTER ICE.

THEN DAPHNE AND I
SWOOP DOWN

FROM THE CEILING
ON LONG TRAPEZES

AND SPRAY THE MONSTER
WITH WATER TANKS.

WHEN HE FREEZES,
WE CAPTURE HIM.

I GOT SCOOB IN THE TIGHTS,

BUT HE SAYS NO WAY
TO GOING ON THE ICE.

I DON'T RIKE TIGHTS.

THESE SCOOBY SNAX
SAY OTHERWISE.

RUSSIAN SCOOBY SNAX,
BEET FLAVORED.

BEETS?

GOT A FEW MORE
OUT THERE, SCOOB.

THERE'S
NO BEATING BEETS.

[CHEWING]

[ROARS]

[WHIMPERS]

[GROWLS]

I HAVE CONCLUDED BRETT HULL
CANNOT BE THE FROZEN FIEND.

HE IS FREE TO GO.

FREE!
U.S.!

STAND BACK.

[TOGETHER]
GALINA?

AS I SUSPECTED.

BUT WHY?

I DID IT
BECAUSE I WANTED

THE PRICELESS DIAMONDS
IN THE CUP.

AND I WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT

IF IT WASN'T
FOR YOU MEDDLING,
FOREIGN KIDS!

BUT, LIKE,
WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS?

GALINA STOLE THEM,

BUT THEN COULDN'T GET THEM
OUT OF THE RINK

BECAUSE THEY WERE
SEARCHING EVERYONE

WHO WAS COMING AND GOING.

SO, SHE HID
THE DIAMONDS HERE

IN THE ICE.

Fred: THAT'S WHAT
WAS HARD ENOUGH
TO STOP THE ZAMBONI.

Velma: SHE HAD
A SPECIAL DRESS MADE
WITH FAKE DIAMONDS,

THEN WAS GOING
TO SWITCH ONE
FOR THE OTHER

AND WALK OUT WEARING
THE REAL DIAMONDS.

BUT HOW COULD
SHE SKATE ON PAVEMENT?

AND APPEAR
TWICE AS TALL?

SHE USED
INLINE SKATES OUTDOORS,

AND BECAUSE OF HER
TRICK-SKATING ABILITIES,

SHE CAN SKATE
WHILE WEARING STILTS.

BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE LIGHT BLUE PAINT
OF THE SUPER FANS?

TURNS OUT THAT SUPER FAN JOE
IS REALLY A BIG FAN

OF THE LIGHT BLUE
SWEDISH TEAM.

HE USED THAT PAINT
TO SECRETLY CHEER FOR THEM.

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY
TOO SMART FOR ME.

GUYS, I'M HUNGRY ENOUGH
TO EAT A HOCKEY PUCK...

AGAIN.

HEY, WE COULD ALL USE
SOMETHING TO EAT.

WAIT. I JUST THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING.

GALINA MAY HAVE
ALREADY MADE THE SWITCH.

SHE'S WEARING
THE DIAMONDS NOW!

GOOD THING THERE WAS
SOMEONE TO REPLACE

THE INJURED U.S. GOALIE.

NOW, THIS ROCKS!

[CHEERING]

RAY!
ROO-HOO!

SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!

I'M STILL COLD.