What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 3, Episode 13 - E-Scream - full transcript

Velma's plan to catch up on her reading while the gang enjoys the Video Game Convention hits a snag when cuddly Osomon toys turn evil.

DUDE, AFTER HOURS

AT THE GREATEST VIDEO
GAME SHOW EVER?

THIS RULES!

OSOMON!

OH, I HEARD THIS YEAR
THEY'VE GOT
ALL-NEW CREATURES

AND ALL-NEW SPELLS
AND ALL-NEW CARDS.

THAT'S NOT ALL
THAT'S NEW.

[GIGGLING]

WHOA!

THEY'RE--THEY'RE REAL?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?



RELAX.
THEY'RE HARMLESS.

IT'S FUN TIME!
IT'S FUN TIME!

[PURRING]

SEE?

IT'S FIGHT TIME!

IT'S FIGHT TIME!

AAH!
AAH!

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *



* WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU *

* YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* DON'T LOOK BACK *

* YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE *

* SCOOBY SNAX WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA
NA-NA NA-NA NA *

I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED
ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME CONVENTION,

BUT DID YOU REALLY
HAVE TO DRESS UP?

ARE YOU KIDDING?
SCOOB AND I HAVE BEEN

WORKING ON OUR COSTUMES
ALL YEAR.

YEAH.

HI-YAAH!

CAN YOU BELIEVE
THOSE TWO?

[WHISTLING]

YEAH, I KNOW.

WELL, YOU GUYS
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I BROUGHT SOME BOOKS.

I'LL JUST FIND
A NICE QUIET SPOT AND--

READ.

WHOA!

THIS IS THE GREATEST!

CHECK IT OUT, SCOOB.

DR. WONGO'S HAPPY
FUN TIME EXPLOSION
AND NAP-MAGORIUM.

NAP-MAGORIUM?

IN THIS GAME,
YOU GET POINTS

FOR NAPPING, EATING,

AND NOT RUNNING
INTO MONSTERS.

OH, BOY. OH, BOY,
OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

WHOO HEE HEE!

OUT OF GAS?

WOW! THIS IS REALISTIC.

[CHEERING]

PROFESSOR OSTWALD?

VELMA? I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE YOU HERE.

COME, COME. I MUST SHOW YOU
MY LATEST GAME.

I DON'T GET IT.

WHAT KIND OF GAME
IS THIS?

WHY, IT'S A MYSTERY
SOLVING GAME.

REALLY?

THAT SOUNDS FUN.

WHAT KIND OF MYSTERIES
ARE THERE?

ANY KIND YOU WANT.

JINKIES!

THIS IS INCREDIBLE!

IN VIRTUAL REALITY,

I CAN PROGRAM
ANY SETTING,

ANY MYSTERY,
ANY CHARACTER.

EXCUSE ME.

I BELIEVE
THAT IS MY CAR.

SORRY.

AND WHEN YOU THINK
YOU KNOW

WHO THE CULPRIT IS,
YOU SAY,

"I'VE SOLVED
THIS MYSTERY!"

WOW! THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

I'LL BRING THE REST
OF THE GANG BACK HERE LATER.

THANKS, PROFESSOR.

YOU'RE WELCOME, VELMA.

AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

GUYS, GUYS!

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
BELIEVE--

HELLO THERE,
FELLOW UPPER EARTHIANS,

MY NAME IS
PENELOPE POWERHEART.

I RULE THESE LANDS
WITH HONOR

AND A MIGHTY, MIGHTY SWORD.

ALL RIGHT,
NOW GRAB A CONTROLLER

AND STEP THROUGH
YOUR ULTIMATE UNIVERSE
OF MAJOR EXCITEMENT.

UH-HUH!

OH, BOY! OH, BOY,
OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

FAIR PRINCESS POWERHEART,

WON'TST THOUGH JOIN ME
ON MY QUEST

FOR THE MIGHTY DRAGON CUP
OF NORTH HAVEN?

I SHALL PROTECT THEE
FROM THE DEMONS
OF HAMMONDSHIRE.

WHOA! DOES HE
WORK HERE, TOO?

SADLY, NO.

LOOK, KID, I TOLD YOU
TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I'M NOT A REAL PRINCESS.

THE EVIL SPIRITS
HAVE OVERTAKEN YOUR MIND,

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I SHALL PROVE MY METTLE
TO THEE POSTHASTE.

THAT GUY IS, LIKE,
POST CRAZY.

HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE!

DR. OSTWALD!

OOH! I BET HE'S
GOING TO SHOW
THE SEQUEL

TO HIS AWESOME
OSOMON GAME.

OSOMON?

YEAH! IT'S A CARD GAME
AND A TV SHOW

AND A VIDEO GAME AND A LINE
OF BATHTUB PRODUCTS,
AND IT'S--

AND NOW,

THE NEXT GENERATION
OF OSOMON!

[OSOMON CHATTERING]

[CROWD GASPS]

IT'S FUN TIME!
IT'S FUN TIME!

[CHEERING]

IT'S FUN TIME!
IT'S FUN TIME!

IT'S FUN TIME!

AW, MAN, SCOOB,

OSOMON IS, LIKE,
MY FAVORITE GAME EVER!

AND NOW THEY'RE--THEY'RE--

REAL?

YEAH, REAL.

[PURRING]

IT'S FUN TIME!

IT'S FIGHT TIME!

AAH!

IT'S FIGHT TIME!
IT'S FIGHT TIME!

IT'S FIGHT TIME!
IT'S FIGHT TIME!

RUN!

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

IT'S FIGHT TIME!
IT'S FIGHT TIME!

AAH!
AAH!
RUN!

I DON'T KNOW,

THOSE CREEPY
LITTLE CREATURES

AREN'T JUST REAL--
OH-OH--

THEY'RE REAL BAD!

TALK ABOUT YOUR
VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES!

COME ON, GANG,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

IT'S FIGHT TIME!
IT'S FIGHT TIME!

HEY! YOU HAVE TO HAVE
YOUR HAND STAMPED

IF YOU WANT TO COME BACK IN!

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!

[ALL PANTING]

HUH? WHERE DID
EVERYBODY ELSE GO?

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I WISH
I WAS THERE, TOO.

UH-HUH.

OH, NO! IT'S LOCKED.

THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

ALL RIGHT, STAND BACK!

UNH!

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH--

OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!

[DOOR OPENS]

DR. OSTWALD,
ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU.

YOU HAVE TO TELL US
HOW TO TURN OFF
THE OSOMON CREATURES.

I'M SORRY, DAPHNE,
BUT YOU CAN'T.
NO ONE CAN.

I CREATED THEM
WITH SELF-SUSTAINING
ENERGY CELLS.

REALLY? IS IT
A CARBON-BASED CELL?

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO--

NOT THE TIME, VELMA.

I NEVER PROGRAMMED
TO OSOMONS TO DO THIS.

SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY
TRYING TO SABOTAGE
MY GAME.

KIDS, I NEED YOUR HELP.

YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHO IS TRYING TO RUIN ME.

WELL, GANG,
IT LOOKS LIKE

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS.

I SAY WE GO BACK
TO THE CONVENTION HALL
AND LOOK FOR CLUES.

BACK THERE?

WHERE THOSE CUTTHROAT
CREATURES JUST ATTACKED?

HO HO HO.
LIKE, NO WAY.

NO-O-O-OO WAY!

YEAH. NO WAY.

OK, THEN,
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

[GROWLING AND SNARLING]

ON SECOND THOUGHT,
LIKE, YES WAY!

YE-E-E-SS WAY!

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

THEY CAN'T GET US
UP HERE.

FINALLY, WE'RE SAFE.

LOOK WHAT THEY'RE EATING.

OH! OH!

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

OH! OH!

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

AAH!

AAH!

WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MITCH...

ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

HOLD ON.

THAT WHAT WE JUST SAW

WOULD MAKE THE BIGGEST
BLOCKBUSTER GAME EVER

AND WE NEED TO BUY IT
FOR OUR COMPANY.

EXACTLY.

SWEET MIND MELD.

MY NEAR-DEATH
EXPERIENCE A GAME?

WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?!

I HATE TO TELL YOU
FELLAS, BUT WE'RE
NOT GAME DESIGNERS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TALK TO OUR FRIEND
DR. OSTWALD.

OSTWALD. HIS GAME DESIGNS
ARE ALWAYS BETTER THAN OURS.

BUT NOT FOR LONG.

DR. OSTWALD
DOES MAKE GREAT GAMES.

WHEN THEY'RE NOT TRYING
TO EAT YOU.

GAMES THAT TRY
TO EAT YOU.

TAD, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

THAT WE SHOULD THINK
ABOUT THIS

OVER A COUPLE OF
REALLY EXPENSIVE STEAKS?

EXACTLY!

MIND MELD RULES.

LET'S ROLL.

WOW, THOSE GUYS
SURE TALK FAST.

AND THEY SURE DON'T LIKE
PROFESSOR OSTWALD.

HMM.

WELL, GANG,

I THINK WE SHOULD
LOOK FOR CLUES.

UM, FRED?

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
MISSING FROM THAT PLAN?

I DON'T THINK SO.

SPLITTING UP.

RING A BELL?

YOU ALWAYS WANT TO SPLIT UP
AND LOOK FOR CLUES.

REALLY? WELL, I THINK
IT'D BE A LOT SAFER

IF WE STUCK TOGETHER.

O...K.

CHECK IT OUT, SCOOB.

ABANDONED BUFFET.

MY FAVORITE TYPE.

[GROWING AND SNARLING]

COME ON, GANG, HIDE!

AAH!
AAH!

AAH!
AAH!

[GROWLING AND SNARLING]

[FRENCH ACCENT]
MAY A TAKE ZE ORDER,
LITTLE SIRS?

EXCELLENT CHOICE.
EXCELLENT.

[EATING NOISILY]

QUICK, FREDDY,

IF WE DON'T KEEP
FEEDING THEM,

WE MIGHT BECOME
THE MAIN COURSE!

SORRY, SHAGGY,
WE'RE OUT OF FOOD.

OH, MAN! I NEVER LIKE
HEARING THAT,

BUT THIS TIME, I REALLY
DON'T LIKE HEARING THAT.

[OSOMONS GROWLING
AND SNARLING]

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

Shaggy: ZOMBIE TEENAGERS!

LET'S GO THIS WAY.

[ZOMBIES MOANING]

AAH!

RELAX, DAPHNE.
I--I THINK WE'RE SAFE.

THAT WASN'T ME, FRED.

AAH!

COME ON!
WE HAVE TO SAVE HER.

PRINCESS POWERHEART,
DON'T FRET,

FOR IT IS I.

OH, JOY.

SOMEONE BEAT US TO IT.

AH, HOLD ON.

OH, I GOT THIS.

MAN, THESE THINGS
ARE TIGHT.

WELL, AFTER ALL,
I--I WAS A BOY SCOUT.

CAN YOU TELL US
WHO TIED YOU UP HERE?

IT WAS THOSE CRAZY
LITTLE OSOMONS.

I SWEAR THAT LASZLO OSTWALD
IS OUT TO GET ME.

WHY WOULD THAT BE?

[SIGHS]
I USED TO WORK FOR HIM
AS A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER.

BUT THEN HE FIRED ME

AND THE REST OF THE STAFF
LAST YEAR

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WORK
ON SOME SECRET PROJECT.

I THINK THE SECRET
GOT OUT.

[SIGHS] THE ONLY JOB
I COULD GET

WAS DRESSING UP
AT THESE STUPID CONVENTIONS.

URGGH!

I'M OUTTA HERE.

AH, BUT, ALAS,
FAIR MAIDEN,

FOR YOU HAVE MET I,

THE HERO
OF THE NORTHLANDS,

KEEPER OF THE GOLDEN GOBLET.

Princess: SHUT UP!

IT SURE DOES SEEM LIKE
HE WOULD DO ANYTHING

TO IMPRESS THAT PRINCESS.

WELL, GANG,
I'VE GOT A PLAN.

I SAY WE HEAD TO
THE MYSTERY MACHINE.

MAYBE WE CAN GET OUT
THROUGH THE PARKING
GARAGE AND GO FOR HELP.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?

A PLAN WHERE SHAGGY
AND SCOOBY

GET TO LEAVE
A SCARY PLACE?

I THINK THEY'RE
ALREADY ON IT.

[ROARING]

DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?

[ROARING]

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

OH! OH! OH!

DAPHNE.

OH--AAH!

THANKS, SCOOBY.

OH, NO, DAPHNE.

YOU LOST YOUR SHOE.

THAT'S OK.
I ALWAYS HAVE A SPARE.

UH, DAPHNE,

YOUR SHOES DON'T MATCH.

OH, REALLY?
NO BIG DEAL.

NO BIG DEAL?!
BUT YOU--

UH...

BUT WHERE DID ALL
THIS WATER COME FROM?

[CACKLING AND GIGGLING]

DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

I RIGGED
THE MYSTERY MACHINE

TO CHANGE INTO
A SUBMARINE.

WHEN DID YOU DO THAT?

HANG ON.

NOW, LET'S FIND
A WAY OUT OF HERE.

OH, NO!

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL
LIKE A PIRATE SHIP.

PIWATE SHIP?

YEAH.

'CAUSE WE'RE SUNK!

OHH...OHH...
OHH...OHH...

[SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
GRUNTING AND MOANING]

SHOULD WE TELL THEM
YOU CAN'T BAIL
IN A SUBMARINE?

LET'S LET THEM
FIGURE THIS ONE OUT.

OK, GANG.

I'M GOING OUT THERE

AND TRY TO OPEN
THE GRATE IN THE FLOOR.

HOPEFULLY THAT WILL
GET RID OF ALL THIS WATER.

YOU BUILT AN AIRLOCK
IN HERE?

NOPE, BUT I GOT
THAT COVERED.

JUST ROLL UP THE WINDOW
REALLY, REALLY FAST
AFTER I GO.

OH, BOY.

UNH!

[GRUNTING]

OHH!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

AAH...

I REALLY SHOULD HAVE
LET YOU TEACH ME

HOW TO DOGGY PADDLE.

[GROWLING AND SNARLING]

OOF! UNH!

OW. THAT'S GOTTA HURT.

SCOOBY, SHAGGY,
TRY TO DISTRACT
THE OSOMONS

SO FRED HAS TIME
TO OPEN THE GRATE.

OW!

THINK OF SOMETHING!

HEY, LIKE, IT'S WORKIN'!

KEEP IT UP, SCOOB.

VELMA,
GET US OUT OF HERE!

HE DID IT!

FRED WAS ABLE
TO DRAIN THE WATER

TO ONE OF
THE LOWER LEVELS.

Daphne: OH, NO!

UNH!

All: FREDDY!

FRED'S OK. HE'LL COME
BACK UP HERE TO FIND US.

I'M SURE OF IT.

I HOPE SO.

UH-OH. CRAZY TRAIN
JUST ROLLED IN.

GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.

NO KID IS GONNA WANT
AN OSOMON

AFTER THEY SEE THIS.

WE CALL IT A GOOEY-O.

OH, NO.

NOT "OH, NO."

OH, YES!

ARE WE MARKETING THIS
TO DOGS?

NO, BUT WE COULD.

WE'LL HAVE TO
REMEMBER THAT.

Both: GO, MIND MELD!

OK, NOW WATCH THIS.

[MUTTERING]

[HICCUP]

[MOTOR WINDS DOWN]

YEAH, WHAT KID WOULDN'T
WANT TO PLAY WITH THAT?

COME ON, MITCH,
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

MAN, THOSE GUYS
WOULD TRY ANYTHING
TO MAKE A GOOD GAME.

MAYBE THERE'S SABOTAGED.

I SURE WOULD LIKE TO TRAP
ONE OF THOSE OSOMONS

SO I COULD GET A BETTER
LOOK AT THEIR WIRING.

TRAP? THAT'S KIND OF
FRED'S AREA,

BUT I'LL DO MY BEST.

WELL, HOW ABOUT
SCOOB AND I
ACT AS LIVE BAIT?

WE COULD LEAD
THE OSOMONS IN HERE.

PERFECT!

WAIT A SECOND.

YOU WANT TO BE
LIVE BAIT?

WITHOUT EVEN ASKING
FOR SCOOBY SNAX?

SURE. COME ON,
SCOOB, OLD BUDDY.

WHAT IS GOING ON
AROUND HERE?

GANGWAY!

HEY! OUR TRAP WORKED!

DAPH.

[GASP]

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

* TOO LATE TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY *

* TOO LATE TO TAKE
THE PAIN AWAY *

* TOO LATE TO SAVE OUR HOLIDAY *

* HEY, HEY, HEY! *

* LIKE TO GIVE YOU
ALL THE ONE-ON-ONE *

* THAT MAKES IT SO GREAT *

* LIKE TO GIVE YOU
ALL THE WARMTH *

* THAT NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE *

* I KNOW IT,
I KNOW IT *

* YOU LIKE TO THINK
YOU ARE THE ONE *

* THAT MAKES THE SUN COME UP *

* YOU LIKE TO THINK
YOU ARE THE JELLY IN THE DONUT *

* I KNOW IT,
I KNOW IT *

* IT'S TOO LATE *

* TOO LATE TO SAY I'M SORRY *

* IT'S TOO LATE
TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY *

* TOO LATE TO SAVE OUR HOLIDAY *

* HEY, HEY, HEY! *

* LET ME BE THE ONLY ONE
THAT MAKES YOU TURN AROUND *

* BUILD ME UP AND THEN
YOU ALWAYS GOTTA PUT ME DOWN *

* I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT *

* MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONE
THAT CAN DO ANYTHING *

Both: DAPHNE!

WE'VE GOT TO SAVE
DAPHNE!

SOUNDS GREAT,
BUT RIGHT NOW

I THINK WE'VE GOT
BIGGER PROBLEMS.

THEY'RE EATING
THROUGH THE BUILDING!

OH, NO!

GO FOR IT, LITTLE BUDDY,
I GUESS THIS IS IT.

OHH!

IF I DON'T MAKE IT,

YOU CAN HAVE
MY SUGAR-FROSTED

POTATO CHIP COLLECTION!

TOINKS!

TOINKS?

I SOLVED THIS MYSTERY!

BRAVO, VELMA.

BRAVO!

YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

THERE NEVER WERE
ANY OSOMONS.

THIS IS ALL A GAME
YOU CREATED FOR ME.

I NEVER EVEN LEFT

YOUR VIRTUAL MYSTERIES
STUDIO, DID I?

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

BUT I HAVE TO KNOW--

HOW DID YOU
FIGURE IT OUT?

WELL, YOU REALLY CREATED
A GREAT MYSTERY.

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW MY
FRIENDS AS WELL AS I DO.

FIRST OF ALL, FRED ALWAYS
WANTS TO SPLIT UP.

AND, DAPHNE,

SHE WOULD NEVER WEAR SHOES
THAT DON'T MATCH.

SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
WOULDN'T VOLUNTEER

TO BE LIVE BAIT,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

LIKE, TOINKS!

SHAGGY DOESN'T SAY
TOINKS,

HE SAYS ZOINKS.

OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
I STILL HAVE SOME WORK TO DO.

WELL, THANKS, PROFESSOR.

THIS WAS GREAT.

I CAN'T WAIT
TO TELL MY FRIENDS.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THOSE ZOMBIE KIDS?

WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO DO
WITH THE MYSTERY?

ZOMBIE KIDS?

I DIDN'T PROGRAM
ANY ZOMBIE KIDS.

REALLY?

HMM.

HEY, IT'S VELMA.

WANT SOME GAME POPS

OR SOME GAME CORN

OR MAYBE
SOME GAME NACHOS?

HA HA. THANKS, I'M GOOD.

YOU'VE BEEN GONE
FOR A WHILE.

YEAH. WHERE WERE YOU?

OH, NOWHERE SPECIAL.

[MOANING]

OH, NO!
THE ZOMBIE KIDS!

THEY'RE REAL!

AAH!

LIKE, WHAT GOT INTO HER?

HUH. BEATS ME.

[MOANING]

Daphne:
THOSE AREN'T ZOMBIES.

THEY'VE JUST PLAYED
TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES TODAY.

Both: SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO...