What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 3, Episode 11 - Gold Paw - full transcript

The gang gets help from the Secret Six puppies to discover the mystery of the Gold Monster that's haunting Fort Knox.

GOLD PRESENT
AND ACCOUNTED FOR.

CHECK!

GOLD STACK,
STANDARD MILITARY--
10 ROWS HIGH,

5 BARS DEEP?
CHECK.

[CLATTER]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[WHIMPERING]

AAH!

[GRUNTING]

OH!

AAH!



* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU *

* YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* DON'T LOOK BACK *

* YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE *



* SCOOBY SNAX WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA *

* NA-NA NA-NA NA
NA-NA NA-NA NA *

Daphne: THIS DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE FORT KNOX.

Velma: FORT KNOX
IS UP AHEAD.

THESE ARE JUST
A BUNCH OF BUSINESSES

LOOKING TO MAKE
AN EASY BUCK

OFF UNSUSPECTING TOURISTS.

NO WAY! THE GOLD-ADE
DRINK FACTORY!

FRED, STOP THE VAN!

MAYBE ON THE WAY BACK,
SHAG.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET
MR. B. AND THE SECRET
6 PUPPIES AT THE FORT.

I HOPE WE CAN ACTUALLY
SEE THE GOLD.

IT'S POSSIBLE. MR. B.
IS FRIENDS WITH THE GENERAL.

LIKE, ARE WE TALKING
A LOT OF GOLD?

MORE THAN A LOT.

MOST OF AMERICA'S GOLD
IS STORED AT FORT KNOX.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
IN TERMS OF...PIZZAS?

ENOUGH FOR YOU AND SCOOBY
NEVER TO GO HUNGRY AGAIN.

MM-MM!

HURRY, FRED!
Man: HALT!

HELLO, OFFICER.
WE'RE HERE TO SEE
MR. B.

AND THE SECRET
6 PUPPIES.

FRIENDS OF THE GENERAL.

MAY I SEE YOUR PASS?

WE DON'T HAVE A PASS.

[SCOOBY GIGGLES]

WHAT'S THIS?

SO THAT'S WHERE
YOU KEEP YOUR

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
STASH."

HEY, KIDS,
GLAD YOU MADE IT!

I KNEW IT WAS YOU,
'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HERE
SHAVES THEIR HEAD.

THERE HE IS!
YES, SIR.

SOLDIER, THESE CIVILIANS
HAVE CLEARANCE.

GIVE THEM THE ALMOST
ALL-ACCESS PASSES.

Drill Sergeant: PREPARE
MID-AFTERNOON EXERCISES!

LIKE, DOES HE MEAN
SIT-UPS?

NOT EXACTLY.

[EXPLOSIONS]

JEEPERS! YOU'D THINK
THE NEIGHBORS WOULD COMPLAIN.

EVEN IF THEY DID,
YOU WOULDN'T HEAR THEM.

I APOLOGIZE
FOR THE SEARCH
AND SEIZURE.

WE'VE HAD TO INCREASE
SECURITY LATELY.

ENEMY SPIES?

GOLD MONSTER.

PERMISSION TO GULP, SIR?

PERMISSION GRANTED.

[GULP]
[GULP]

A GOLD MONSTER?

MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

BUT I DO KNOW
SOMETHING TURNED
2 OF MY BEST GUARDS

INTO GOLD STATUES.

ARE THE PUPPIES OK?

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

* WE ARE ARMY,
WE WORK HARD *

[RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]

* AND WE DON'T MESS
IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD *

[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUFF]

COMPANY...HALT!

WOW, TALK ABOUT
WELL-TRAINED.

WATCH THIS.

THEY'RE GOOD!

ALL THANKS
TO DRILL SERGEANT
PAYNE.

HE'S THE MOST ARMY MAN
ON THIS BASE,

FROM THE BUZZ
OF HIS BUZZ CUT

TO THE SHINE
OF HIS SHINY SHOES.

MAN, LIKE EVEN
WATCHING FIELD
EXERCISES

MAKES ME HUNGRY.

ME, TOO!

GO TO THE MESS HALL.
YOU CAN GRAB CHOW

IN THE GREEN BUILDING
AROUND THE CORNER.

UH...WHICH ONE?

LIKE, I GUESS
THE GREEN ONE.

ALL RIGHT, SCOOB.
NOW WE'RE COOKIN'.

AND I HOPE
THEY ARE, TOO.

LOOK, SCOOB,
A HIGH-TECH HAND WASHER.

OH, WE MUST BE GETTING
CLOSE TO THE CHOW.

OOH! CLEAN!

"GOLD LEVEL"?

LIKE, THAT MUST BE
WHERE THE GENERALS
EAT.

HEY, LIKE I THOUGHT
THIS WAS AN ALL-ACCESS
PASS.

"ALMOST"? OH, MAN!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

GOOD WORK, SCOOB.

WE WENT THROUGH
ALL OF THAT FOR GOLD?

GOLD? OH...PHOOEY!

LIKE, IF IT WERE
A BOAT-SIZED BANANA SPLIT

WITH EXTRA CHEESE SAUCE,
SURE. BUT GOLD?

AAH!
AAH!

SCOOB! AN ESCAPE BUTTON!
WE'RE SAVED!

[ALARM BLARES]

WE HEARD THE ALARM.

NOW, WHERE'D HE GO?

WHERE'D WHO GO?

THE CREEPY GOLD GUY
WITH NO FACE.

IS EVERYONE OK?

[GIGGLING]

WE ARE NOW.

IT SURE WAS GENEROUS
OF THE GENERAL

TO LET US STAY WITH
THE SECRET 6.

BUT WHO CAN SLEEP
WHEN THERE'S A GOLDEN
GHOUL RUNNING LOOSE?

NOT ME. LET'S GO
LOOK AROUND.

LIKE, YOU GUYS
GO AHEAD.

WE'RE GONNA HELP
THE PUPPIES WITH
MAKING THEIR BEDS--

THE ARMY WAY.

TIGHT!

I WANNA BLEND IN
SO I CAN SURPRISE
THE MONSTER.

I'LL BET HE WON'T EVEN
SEE YOU COMING.

THERE HE IS!

I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!

UH...I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU'VE ACTUALLY CAPTURED
TRAVIS KNOX, SIR!

HE SNEAKS ON BASE
ALL THE TIME, SIR!

YOU CAN'T
CAPTURE ME.
I OWN THIS LAND.

WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY NAMED IT
FORT KNOX?

I VOW HERE AND NOW

I WILL RECLAIM MY LAND!

AND DON'T THINK
YOU'LL GET MY STORE, TOO!

I HAVE AN ALARM SYSTEM.

GOOD WORK, SIR!

THANKS. I LIKE MEDALS.

Drill Sergeant:
READY NIGHT-TIME
EXERCISES!

FIRE!

[BOOM, BOOM]

YAGGY! YAGGY!

[GRUNTS]

CAN OPENER? HA HA!
FINALLY, A MIDNIGHT
SNACK.

[GASPS]

THE SECRET 6!

THEY'RE GONE!
[GRUNTING]

HURRY, SCOOB.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THE PUPPIES.

OK, SCOOBY.
DO YOUR STUFF.

[SNIFF]

GOOD WORK, SCOOB.
LET'S GO GET SOME PUPPIES.

AAH!

LIKE...[NERVOUS LAUGH]

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO AFRAID
OF MY OWN FACE!

REAH, SCARY!

LOOK! SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
ARE IN TROUBLE.

THERE YA GO, SCOOB.

TANKS!

YOU'RE WELCOME.

NO--TANKS!

AAH!
AAH!

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

WHAT'S GOING ON
OUT HERE?

IS MY HELICOPTER OK?

THE HELICOPTER'S GREAT.

WHEW!

BUT THE PUPPIES
ARE MISSING.

THEY'RE MISSING?

WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?

WE JUST WOKE UP AND,
LIKE, THEY WERE GONE.

[CLATTER]

SECRET 6!

Daphne: LOOK! THE MONSTER TURNED
DRILL SERGEANT PAYNE TO GOLD!

ANOTHER ONE? AW, I AM
RUNNING OUT OF SOLDIERS!

HMM...

[WHIMPERING]

RIGHT, SCOOB.
LIKE, WE HAVE TO
FIND THE PUPPIES

BEFORE THE GOLD
MONSTER DOES.

WE'LL START BACK
AT THE BARRACKS
AND LOOK FOR CLUES.

Daphne: WELL, I THINK
I FOUND A CLUE.

HUH? LIKE, THEY WEREN'T
THERE EARLIER.

Fred: LOOK, GANG.
DIRT ON THEIR PAWS.

I WONDER WHAT
THAT MEANS.

[BUGLER PLAYS REVEILLE]

WELL, I GUESS FORT KNOX
IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

DRILL SERGEANT PAYNE
HAD A SECURITY BADGE

FOR A SECRET DEVICE
DEVELOPMENT LAB.

I THINK WE SHOULD
CHECK OUT THAT LAB.

RIGHT. AND WHILE
WE DO THAT,

SHAGGY, YOU AND SCOOBY
TAKE THE PUPS INTO TOWN

AND CHECK OUT
THAT LOCAL LOONY,
TRAVIS KNOX.

GOOD IDEA, FRED.

THEN WE CAN ALSO HIT
THE GOLD-ADE FACTORY

AND SEARCH FOR
SUSPICIOUS SOFT DRINKS.

YUM--AHEM. YEAH!

WILL YOU SIGN THIS PETITION
TO GIVE FORT KNOX BACK
TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER?

ARE YOU TRAVIS KNOX?

YEP. JUST LIKE
THE FORT.

SURE. WE'LL SIGN.
LIKE, IS THE GOLD
YOURS, TOO?

GOLD?

YEAH, LIKE THERE'S

A GIGANTIC PILE
OF GOLD IN THERE.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

FIRST THEY TAKE
MY LAND, AND NOW
THEY TAKE MY GOLD?!

I LOVE GOLD!

AND I LOVE MY LAND!

OH, THEY'VE GONE
TOO FAR!

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT?!

THOSE SMOOTHIES
SURE LOOK GOOD.

THAT'LL BE $27,
PLEASE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE SECRET
DEVELOPMENT LAB?

TRYING TO SOLVE
THE GOLD MONSTER
MYSTERY.

WE MIGHT ASK YOU
THE SAME QUESTION.

I AM THE GENERAL
IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING

AND AUTHORIZED
TO BE ANYWHERE!

GOOD ANSWER.

HEY, THESE FIT NICELY.

WHAT DO THEY DO--OH!

WOW! I CAN SEE
OUR BARRACKS
FROM UP HERE!

WHAT'S THIS, GENERAL?

DON'T TOUCH THAT!

IT'S OUR MOST
TOP-SECRET DEVICE--

SHUT-DOWN GOO.

IT'S AN EXPANDABLE NET
THAT TRAPS ANYTHING
IT COVERS.

SHUT-DOWN GOO? HMM...

UH...

DO YOU HAVE ANY
"HELP FRED DOWN" GOO?

BOY, DO I LOVE GOLD-ADE.

THEN AGAIN, EVERYONE DOES.

[GLASS TINKLING]

WELL, HELLO, STRANGERS.

I'M SUE CROSE,
OWNER OF GOLD-ADE
SOFT DRINKS

AND CLEANER
OF BROKEN GLASS.
CAN I HELP YOU?

LIKE, WE'RE JUST HERE
TO DRINK AS MUCH
GOLD-ADE

AS HUMANLY
AND DOGGEDLY POSSIBLE.

WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
LOOKS LIKE I GOT 2 LEFT.

LIKE, CAN I JUST SAY
THAT I LOVE GOLD-ADE?

WELL, SUGAR, IF THAT
CRAZY ARMY DOESN'T
KNOCK IT OFF

WITH THOSE EXPLOSION
EXERCISES,

THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE
GOLD-ADE FOR YOU
TO LOVE.

EVERY HOUR--BOOM!

UH-OH. HOLD ON.
WHAT FOR?

NOON-TIME EXERCISES.

[EXHALES]
THESE ARE DOOZIES.

[BOOM, BOOM, BOOM]

HOW LONG DOES THIS LAST?

SORRY.
WE DON'T SELL GAS.

LIKE, WHERE
ARE THE PUPS?

[YIP YIP]

IF THEY DON'T STOP
THOSE EVERY HOUR
BOOM BOOMS,

I WILL HAVE TO
SHUT DOWN GOLD-ADE.

BUT THAT GENERAL
WON'T TALK TO ME.

AND I HAVE TRIED
EVERYTHING--PHONE CALLS,
EMAILS, SMOKE SIGNALS.

MISS CROSE,
WE'D LIKE TO HELP YOU
CLEAN UP THIS MESS

USING A VERY SPECIAL
TECHNIQUE.

AND WHAT'S THAT, HON?

[SLURPING]

FRED, I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD HAVE

WALKED OUT WITH THOSE
HEAT VISION GOGGLES.

OH, I THINK I SHOULD HAVE.
LOOK!

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

BUT I CAN
WITH THESE GOGGLES.

PUPPY PAW PRINTS.
AND THEY LEAD
TO THE GOLD ROOM.

THEY ALSO LEAD
TO THE GOLD MONSTER!

AAH!
AAH!

MAN, THIS MAKES
THE ARMY LIFE

LIKE NOT SO BAD.

Fred: SHAGGY, SCOOBY,
RUN!

I WONDER WHAT
THEY'RE RUNNING
FROM.

[GROWL]

ZOINKS!
LIKE I HAD TO ASK.

AAH!
[GROWL]

OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!

LOOKS LIKE WE FINALLY
FOUND THE MESS HALL.

AND SO DID HE!

AH...AH...

[WHIMPERING]

[RUU RUU ARRR]

NO!
NO!
NO!

ZOINKS! LIKE,
14-KARAT...IS GOLD!

Scooby: POOR PUPPY!

WE'VE GOT TO SAVE
14-KARAT, AND FAST!

[YIP YIP]
[RUFF RUFF]

[ALARM]

Velma:
WHAT'S GOING ON?

[DOGS YIPPING]

JUST WHAT IN THE NAME
OF THE 82nd AIRBORNE

ARE YOU DOIN', MA'AM?

I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE,
GENERAL.

YOU WON'T MEET WITH ME.
YOU WON'T TALK TO ME.

YOUR SILLY ARMY
EXPLOSIONS

ARE GONNA PUT GOLD-ADE
OUTTA BUSINESS!

FINE! I WILL MEET
WITH YOU...IN ARMY JAIL!

TO THE STOCKADE!

HUH. LOOKS LIKE
THE GOLD-ADE LADY HAS
A PROBLEM WITH THE GENERAL.

LIKE, WE'VE GOT
OUR OWN PROBLEM--

14-KARAT IS GOLD.

WE CAN HELP HIM.

FIRST WE HAVE TO FIND
THE GOLD MONSTER.

WE'LL SAVE YA,
14-KARAT.

DON'T MOVE!

THE MONSTER SEEMS TO BE
COMING FROM THIS ROOM.

Fred: SINCE THERE'S
NO OTHER WAY OUT,

THIS TIME,
WE'LL STAY TOGETHER
AND LOOK FOR CLUES.

LOOKS LIKE THERE IS
ANOTHER WAY OUT.

GOOD WORK, SECRET SI--FIVE.

IT SEEMS LIKE
SOMEONE'S MANAGED
TO BREAK INTO FORT KNOX.

BUT THE GOLD'S
STILL HERE.

HMM. MAYBE WE'LL
FIND OUT WHY AT THE
END OF THIS TUNNEL.

[BOOM]

LIKE, CAN WE JUST
FIND THE END THAT
GETS US OUTTA HERE?

IS EVERYBODY
ALL RIGHT?

LIKE, WE'RE OK!

Fred: SHAGGY,
GO BACK TO THE GOLD ROOM.

THERE WERE SOME MAPS
IN THE CORNER.

MAYBE YOU CAN FIGURE
A WAY TO GET US
OUT OF HERE.

ROGER THAT.
PUPS, LET'S MOVE OUT!

Shaggy: HUP, HUP,
HUP, HAH,

HUP, HUP, HUP.

OK, PUPS.
WE HAVE A MISSION...

AND THAT IS TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT ALL THESE LINES ARE.

RAGGY!

GOOD WORK, SCOOB!

THESE AIR VENTS LEAD
RIGHT TO FRED, DAPHNE,
AND VELMA.

BUT WE'RE TOO BIG
TO GO THROUGH.

WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!

GO GET 'EM!

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

IF SOMEONE WAS TRYING
TO BREAK INTO FORT KNOX,

THIS TUNNEL SHOULD LEAD
TO THE BEGINNING,
BUT IT STOPS RIGHT HERE!

MAYBE THE COLLAPSE
SEALED IT OFF.

NICE LANDING, JINGLE.

THANK YOU, BLING-BLING.

NOW LET'S START DIGGING.

UH, VELMA,
I THINK YOU'RE DIGGING
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.

IF MY SUSPICIONS ARE CORRECT...

Fred: THE GOLD-ADE
FACTORY!

HI, GUYS!

WHEW! THAT'S
A LOTTA DIRT.

I THINK I'VE JUST
SOLVED THE MYSTERY.

NO ONE WAS TRYING
TO BREAK INTO FORT KNOX.

SOMEONE WAS TRYING
TO BREAK OUT OF FORT KNOX.

SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO SET A TRAP.

WE'LL NEED 2 GOOD MEN--

SHAGGY, SCOOBY,
YOU'VE JUST BEEN DRAFTED.

EVEN WITH
OUR LILY LIVERS
AND NO BACKBONES?

LUCKILY,
THERE'S A CURE--
SCOOBY SNAX.

AH!

ATTENTION,
PRIVATE GOLD MAN!

BECAUSE OF A BREACH
IN SECURITY,

YOU NEED A NEW
ACCESS CARD--
LIKE THIS.

ABOUT FACE. A-AT EASE.

HALT! LIKE, RETREAT.

LIKE, RETREAT!

* THE GOAL WAS JUST BEYOND *

* I'M PRESSIN' ON *

* I'M PRESSIN' ON *

* OR MY DISTRESS
IS GOING TO GET ME *

* I'M PRESSIN' ON,
PRESSIN' ON *

* AND I WON'T SIT BACK *

* AND TAKE THIS ANYMORE *

* 'CAUSE AS I WENT BACK *

* I GOT ONE FOR
THE GROUP TO SCORE *

* AND TO ACT THE WAY I WAS
WOULD JUST BE WRONG *

* I'M PRESSIN' ON *

HOO HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH!

HEE HEE HAH HAH HAH HAH!
HAH HAH HAH!

ALL RIGHT, GANG.
LET'S GO FOR THE GOLD.
NOW!

NOW WE'LL FIND OUT
WHAT KIND OF PERSON

TRAINS NICE LITTLE PUPPIES
TO DO THEIR NASTY
DIRTY WORK!

LET'S SEE WHO WANTED
TO BREAK OUT OF FORT KNOX.

All: DRILL SERGEANT PAYNE?!

BUT, LIKE, WHY?

THIS ARMY MAN
WANTED TO BE A BUSINESSMAN

AND TAKE OVER GOLD-ADE.

BY CAUSING EXPLOSIONS
EVERY HOUR,

HE COULD DRIVE
SUE CROSE AWAY.

THEN ALL HE NEEDED
WERE THE SECRET INGREDIENTS,

AND HE'D BE
THE SOLID-GOLD
SOFT DRINK KING.

AND I WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN OUT OF FORT KNOX,
TOO,

IF IT WEREN'T FOR
YOU MEDDLING CIVILIANS,
SIRS AND MA'AMS!

HE TRAINED THE SECRET 6
TO STAY UP AT NIGHT
AND DIG THAT TUNNEL.

THAT EXPLAINS THE DIRT
ON THEIR PAWS,

BUT WHY THE UGLY
GOLD PLASMA SUIT?

SO HE COULD BLEND
INTO THE GOLD.

BECAUSE WITH SECURITY
THIS TIGHT,

THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE
IS IN PLAIN SIGHT.

[PUPPIES YIPPING]

RIGHT. 14-KARAT
IS STILL GOLD.

HE'S FINE, SIR!

IT'S A GOLD VARIATION
OF THE SHUT-DOWN GOO, SIR!

IT PEELS RIGHT OFF, SIR!

[GIGGLING]

WELL, WE GOTTA HAND IT
TO THE SECRET 6.

WITHOUT THEM,
WE'D STILL BE TRAPPED
IN THAT TUNNEL.

THEY'RE LIKE HEROES.
YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY DESERVE?

ABOUT...FACE.

* SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOOBY-DOO *

[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUFF *

* SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOOBY-DOO *

SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!
HEE HEE HEE!