What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 2, Episode 7 - Homeward Hound - full transcript

The gang takes a detour to a dog show that's being menaced by a hideous Cat Creature.

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU *

* YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *



* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* DON'T LOOK BACK *

* YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE *

* SCOOBY SNAX WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU *

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO *

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? *

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* WHAT'S NEW,
SCOOBY-DOO? *

[DOGS BARKING]

[LOUD GROWL]

[WHIMPERING]

[GROWLS]

[DOGS WHIMPERING]

[FIERCE GROWL]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

GET OUT!

[SCREAMING]
GROWLING]

U-UHH!

[BARKING]

[YELP]

UHH...UHH...

[SQUAWKS]

Shaggy: SO, LIKE, TELL ME
WHERE WE'RE GOING AGAIN.

Fred: WE'RE GOING
TO VISIT MY UNCLE,

THE COUNT VON JONES.

HE LIVES IN A GIANT
ABANDONED CASTLE,

AND IT'S SURROUNDED
BY A CREEPY FOREST,

AND IT'S JUST
ACROSS THE STREET
FROM A FACTORY

THAT MAKES
SPECIALTY COFFINS.

LIKE, WE'RE NOT EVEN
WAITING FOR THE MONSTERS

TO FIND US ANYMORE,
ARE WE?

HEY, GANG,
LOOK AT THIS.

Scooby: OOH,
ROG SHOW! ROG SHOW!

HEY, YEAH, THAT'S
THE INTERNATIONAL
DOG SHOW.

IT'S GOING ON
ALL WEEKEND.

THAT LOOKS FUN.

BUT WHAT ABOUT
MY UNCLE?

WELL, I SAY OR ONCE WE DO
WHAT SCOOBY WANTS TO DO.

OKAY, SCOOBY,
IT'S UP TO YOU.

A DARK,
SPOOKY CASTLE...

OR A NICE,
COZY DOG SHOW?

UH, RET'S SEE.
UH, ROG SHOW.

OKAY, SO I GUESS
WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO MISS

THE ANTIQUE
TORTURE EXHIBIT

AT MY UNCLE'S
MUSEUM.

PERFECT.
OKAY.
NO PROBLEM.

[SIGHS] OH...

[DOGS BARKING]

THE INTERNATIONAL
DOG SHOW.

SUCH PERFECT HAIR.

I'M ALMOST JEALOUS.

I'M ALMOST STARVED.

HOW 'BOUT YOU, SCOOB?

REAH!

AHH...
AHH...

HUH?
HUH?

[GROWLING]

HEY, I KNOW HER.

THAT'S MY FRIEND,
MEADOW. HEY, MEADOW!

SHAGGY? WHOA!

HOW ARE YOU?

[SNIFFING]

CAREFUL, SCOOB,
THAT'S NOT YOUR BAG, MAN.

[GROWLS, BARKS]

I SEE YOU'VE MET
M'LADY MOONBEAM
OF MONTEREY,

MY FUTURE
GRAND CHAMPION.

[BABY-TALKING] YES,
YOU'RE GONNA BE.

THAT'S RIGHT,
WITTLE POOCHIE-WOOCHIE.

MMM.

HA HA HA HA HA.
IT SURE HAS BEEN
A WHILE.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I GOT KIND OF
SIDETRACKED

WATCHING THIS
REALLY COOL CLOUD.

WELL, THIS SURE LOOKS LIKE
ONE GREAT DOG SHOW.

[SCOFFS] WELL, THEN,
I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T
HEARD...

HEARD WHAT, MEADOW?

ABOUT THE CAT
CREATURE!

CAT CREATURE?!

YEAH. THEY SAY
IT'S HUGE.

IT CAN POUNCE ON YOU
FROM ANYWHERE,

AND IT RIPS STUFF
TO, LIKE, SHREDS

WITH THESE
RAZOR-LIKE CLAWS!

IT'S BEEN
TERRORIZING
THE EVENT.

THEY MIGHT EVEN
CANCEL THE DOG SHOW.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

WELL, I GUESS
MY UNCLE'S CASTLE'S

LOOKING PRETTY GOOD
RIGHT ABOUT NOW, HUH?

WELL, GANG,
IT LOOKS LIKE

WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY
TO SOLVE.

YEAH, WE'D BETTER BE
ON THE LOOKOUT

FOR ANY FIERCELY-FANGED
FELINES.

Meadow: YOU'RE
GONNA STAY?

WELL, YOU SURE ARE
BRAVE.

OH, WOW...PURPLE!

WHOA.
WHOA.
NEAT.

[GRAVELLY VOICE]
YEAH, I SHOULD
CHARGE ADMISSION.

Shaggy: YOU MUST BE, LIKE,
THE BEST DOG GROOMER EVER HUH?

AW, DON'T TRY
TO BUTTER ME UP, KID.

I DON'T GIVE OUT
FREEBIES.

UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU WANT A SNIP THERE,
HANDSOME.

UH, THANKS. NO.

I KINDA LIKE
MY NATURAL LOOK.

YOU CUT HAIR
OR PEOPLE, TOO?

THAT'S MY DREAM,

BUT SO FAR NO ONE
WILL HIRE ME!

THEY SAY I'M ONLY GOOD
WITH DOGS.

WELL, YOU SURE ARE
GOOD AT THIS.

THIS? HA!
THIS IS NOTHING!

THAT'S MY REAL STAR
OVER THERE--CHRISSY.

SHE'S THE DEFENDING
WORLD-CHAMPION
GOLDEN RETRIEVER.

UH, WHO ARE YOU?

OH, I'M CHRISSY'S OWNER,
MR. B.

MEET MAIZE, FLAX,
JINGLE, KNOX, 14-KARAT,

AND, OF COURSE,
BLING BLING.

SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND
OF RAP GROUP.

WELL, I CALL THEM
THE SECRET 6
FOR SHORT

BECAUSE THEY WERE
PRETTY MUCH A SECRET
TILL THEY GOT HERE.

[LAUGHS]

YEAH, ONE DAY
ALL 6 COULD BE
GRAND CHAMPIONS.

YOU MUST BE PROUD
OF CHRISSY, MR. B.

AW, I SURE AM.

P.A. announcer:
THE INTERNATIONAL DOG SHOW
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

GENTLEMEN,
START YOUR CANINES!

[ALL CHEERING]

[FIERCE GROWL]

OH, NO, IT'S
THE CAT CREATURE!

[GROWL]
AAH!

[FIERCE GROWL]

[SHOUTING, SCREAMING]

[GROWL]

[GROWL]

HMM?

HUH?

[GROWLING]

PHEW.

[GROWLING]

UNH!

[WHIMPERS]

YOU KNOW WE CAN'T LEAVE
AN EYEWITNESS.

[GULP]

Fred: MAN, I'D HATE
TO SEE THE SIZE

OF THAT CAT CREATURE'S
LITTER BOX.

ALL 6 OF CHRISSY'S PUPS
ARE MISSING.

DON'T WORRY, MR. B,

WE'LL HELP YOU
FIND THE PUPPIES.

AND CAPTURE
THAT CAT CREATURE.

SCOOB,
THERE YOU ARE,

OLD BUDDY,
OLD FRIEND,
OLD PAL!

WHERE'S YOUR COLLAR?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU,
SCOOBY-DOO,

CAT CREATURE GOT YOUR TONGUE?

IT'S THE PUPPIES
WE WANTED,

NOT THIS STUPID MUTT!

DON'T WORRY, BOY,
WE'VE GOT PLANS FOR YOU.

[GULP]

[SNIFFING]

HEY, LOOK, A TOUPEE
OR A HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA.

HA. IT'S JUST
SOME FUR I FOUND.

I WANTED
TO SHOW YOU GUYS,

BUT THEN
I GOT CAUGHT UP

ON HOW IT SHIMMERS
IN THE LIGHT.

SHIMMER. SHIMMER.

UH, SORRY TO BUM
YOUR SHIMMER.

CAT FUR. COULD BE
A CLUE.

OH, I HATE TO THINK
OF THOSE POOR LITTLE
PUPPIES OUT THERE

WITH THAT CAT CREATURE
ON THE PROWL.

DON'T WORRY, DAPHNE.

WE'LL SPLIT UP
AND LOOK FOR CLUES.

SPLIT UP?! WITH THAT
TERRIBLE TABBY
ON THE LOOSE?

OH, I VOTE NO WAY.
UH-UH! OH, NO!

AND SO DOES SCOOB.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
OUT-VOTED, SHAGGY.

WE'LL GO UP AND CHECK OUT
THE SOUND BOOTH.

YOU GUYS CAN TAKE
THE UNPATROLLED,

DIMLY-LIT
PARKING STRUCTURE.

SCOOB...YOU DON'T MIND
SPLITTING UP?

[PUPPY BARKS]

[WHIMPERING]

QUIET!

BOY,
DO I HATE DOGS!

[BEEP]
NOW WE SIT TIGHT

FOR OUR SIGNAL
FROM THE BOSS.

[GROWLING]

HUH?

[CLINK]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THOSE STUPID GADGETS?

LOOK, YOU DON'T COMPLAIN

WHEN I MAKE ALL THAT
COOL SPY STUFF FOR YOU.

SHH.

[PUPPIES WHINING]

SHH!

1...2...3...4...5.

1,2,3,4,5...

HUH? HUH? OOH!

HEH HEH HEH.
NOTHIN' DOWN HERE
TO FRIGHTEN ANYBODY.

ESPECIALLY NOTHIN'
CAT-LIKE.

NOSIREE!

[TIN CAN CLATTERS]

[CRASH]
YIKES!

SCOOBY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO JUMP IN MY ARMS

LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
WHEN WE SEE TERRIFYING
CREATURES.

[MEOWS]

HEH HEH,
IT'S ONLY A KITTY.

I KNEW THAT.

[GROWLING, BARKING]

[SCREECHES]

SCOOB, CHILL, MAN!

THIS IS SO
NOT LIKE YOU.

[TINY HORN BEEPS]

[TINY HORN BEEPS]

EH--EH--MMM...

[GULP]

[CRASH]

WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT?!

THE DOGS ARE GONE!

[PUPPY BARKS]

FUNNY HOW OUR FOOTSTEPS
ECHO SO LOUD IN THIS PLACE.

[FOOTSTEPS]
ESPECIALLY WHEN
WE'RE NOT WALKING ANYMORE.

LET'S MAKE A DASH
FOR THE EXIT TUNNEL!

AAH!

HUH?

COME ON, SCOOBY,

THE CAT CREATURE'S
HERE SOMEWHERE!

I GET IT.

FEAR HAS MESSED
WITH YOUR MIND.

MAYBE THESE WILL
SET YOU RIGHT.

SCOOBY SNAX--

JALAPENO AND
APPLESAUCE BLEND.

THE BEST.

YECCH!

[GROWL]

UHH...AAH!

LIKE, SOMETHING'S
WRONG HERE.

VERY WRONG.

WE LOST THEM
IN THOSE WOODS.

BOSS, SLIGHT CHANGE
IN PLANS.

THE SECRET 6 ESCAPED.

Boss: ESCAPED?!

WELL, NOT FOR LONG.

DON'T WORRY,
WE WON'T LOSE THEM.

NO SIGN OF THAT
PERNICIOUS PUSSYCAT.

BUT LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

IT'S A ONE-OF-A-KIND
BURLAP-LIKE FABRIC.

2 OF A KIND.

IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS SCRAP I PICKED UP

NEAR CHRISSY'S KENNEL.

IT'S JUST AS
I SUSPECTED.

THOSE PUPS AREN'T LOST.

THEY WERE DOGNAPPED,

AND I'M WILLING TO BET
THE CAT CREATURE WAS
A DIVERSION.

HEY, GANG,

HAVE I GOT
A NEWS FLASH
FOR YOU!

THIS ISN'T THE REAL
SCOOBY-DOO.

HE BARKED AT A CAT,

HE WAGGED AT FEAR,

HE "YECCHED"
AT A SCOOBY SNACK,

AND HE GROWLED
AT ME!

LOOKS LIKE SCOOBY
TO ME, SHAGGY.

GUYS, TRUST ME ON THIS!

IF THERE ARE
2 THINGS I KNOW,

THEY ARE SCOOBY-DOO!

YOU DO THE MATH.

YOU'RE JUST ON EDGE.

WE'LL ALL FEEL BETTER
WHEN WE'VE FOUND THAT--

OOPS!
[YELP]

SORRY, SCOOB.

[SNARLING,
RIPPING]

YOU'RE RIGHT, SHAGGY.
THIS IS NOT SCOOBY.

BUT THEN, WHERE'S
THE REAL SCOOBY-DOO?

WHAT IF HE WAS TAKEN
WITH THE 6 MISSING PUPS?

ZOINKS! HE COULD BE
IN REAL TROUBLE!

SCOOBY-DOO,
WHERE ARE YOU?

[RUMBLING]

[TRAIN HORN]

HEE HEE HEE HEE. [GASP]

ARR-ARR-ARR-ARROOOOO...

ARR-ARR-ARR...

WHERE THE HECK
COULD THEY BE?!

WHERE THE HECK
COULD THEY BE?!

[GROWLING]

[THE RAMONES' NOW I WANNA
BE A GOOD BOY PLAYING]

* NOW I WANNA
BE A GOOD BOY *

* I DON'T WANNA BE BAD *

* NOW I WANNA
RUN AWAY FROM HOME *

* NOW I WANNA BE ALL ALONE *

* NOW I WANNA
BE A GOOD BOY *

* I DON'T WANNA BE BAD *

* NOW I WANNA
RUN AWAY FROM HOME *

* NOW I WANNA BE
ON MY OWN *

[GROWLS]

[PUPPY BARKS]

JINKIES! THEY MUST HAVE
FALLEN INTO THE RIVER.

SHINE MORE LIGHT
OVER HERE, FREDDY.

WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW
WE HAD ULTRA-HIGH BEAMS.

WE DON'T.
SOMEONE ELSE DOES.

THEY'RE IN THE RIVER.
LET'S GET 'EM!

WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES
SEARCHING FOR SCOOBY.

HUH?

HERE, POOCHIES.

COME TO UNCLE SCAR.

HUH?

AAH!

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

HMM?

UHH...ARR...

[LAUGHTER]
OH, LOOK
AT THE PUPPIES.

[HICCUPS]

A CELL PHONE?

WHERE'D YOU
FIND THIS, SCOOBY?

DON'T LET GO
OF THOSE ROCKS.

DON'T LET GO OF ME!

I HAVE A GOOD IDEA
WHO'S BEHIND ALL THIS.

WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE DOG SHOW.

[FIERCE GROWLING]

IT FELL FOR OUR
PHONY FUSE BOX TRAP.

YOU WERE SAYING?

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

Daphne: SO THAT EXPLAINS
THE CREATURE'S JUMPING ABILITY.

THOSE DOGNAPPERS ANSWER
TO THEIR BOSS--

[TELEPHONE RINGS]
THE CAT CREATURE...

OR SHOULD I SAY...

[ANSWERING MACHINE]
THIS IS MEADOW.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.

M-MEADOW?!

BUT, LIKE, WHY?

I HIRED THOSE THUGS
TO SNATCH CHRISSY'S PUPS.

I DIDN'T WANT THEM
TO GROW UP AND COMPETE

WITH MY PRECIOUS
M'LADY MOONBEAM.

[GROWLING]

[BARKS]

AND LOOK!
THE DOGNAPPER'S SACK

IS JUST LIKE MEADOW'S
BURLAP HANDBAG.

[SIGHS] I NEVER MEANT
FOR THINGS TO GO THIS FAR.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR
YOU MEDDLING KIDS,

THE CAT CREATURE
WOULD HAVE JUST
CREPT AWAY.

ALONG WITH 6
STOLEN PUPPIES.

HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS

TO ME AND SCOOBY,
MEADOW?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
OUR FRIEND.

SORRY, SHAGGY,
M'LADY MOONBEAM
COMES FIRST.

[BABY-TALKING]
DON'T YOU, MY LITTLE
PRINCESS-WINCESS?

YES, YOU DO.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEED
THAT STYLIN' NEW 'DO
AFTER ALL.

HOLD STILL.

NO, REALLY,
I DON'T THINK--I--

WELL, I GUESS
I CAN ALWAYS

WEAR MY FOOTBALL HELMET
TO THE BEACH.

OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?

[ALL DECLINING AT ONCE]

I'D LIKE TO MAKE ONE
VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT,
EVERYONE.

THANKS TO THE
INCREDIBLE VALOR
OF SCOOBY-DOO,

CHRISSY'S PUPPIES
ARE ALL SAFE!

[CHEERING]

[WHISPERING]

AND I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD

THAT WE HAVE A NEW
BEST IN SHOW,

HIS HONORABLE
SCOOBY-DOOBUS

OF SHAGSMANS FIELDS.

HUH?

ALSO KNOWN AS SCOOBY-DOO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Fred:
THAT'S MY SCOOBY!

Shaggy: OLD BUDDY,
OLD PAL!

SCOOBY-DOO!

SCOOBY-DOOBY...

Puppies: DOO!

EH, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.