What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 2, Episode 5 - The Vampire Strikes Back - full transcript

The Hex Girls' latest music video shoot screeches to a halt when a vampire makes an unscheduled appearance.

♪ One two one two three four ♪

♪ He wants my hand ♪

♪ I'll have to think ♪

♪ He'll never have my heart ♪

♪ He'll know that when I see ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

It's good. No, it's great!

No, it's spectabulous!



Aah!

What's happening?

A horror too horrible
to imagine!

Lower me down, now!

Aah!

No! Help!

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're gonna follow you ♪



♪ You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

♪ We see you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ You may find another clue ♪

♪ Your Scooby Snax
will be waiting here for you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na
na-na na-na na ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪♪

'Like, why are we
in a creepy place already?'

Our vacations usually start out
normal and end up creepy.

We're only passing through
this Transylvanian village

on our way
to an awesome old castle.

Call it what you like,
but "old castle"

still rings creepy to me.

Relax, Shaggy,
The Hex Girls are shooting

their new music video there

and I'm hoping
they make me an extra.

Uh, maybe you shouldn't
push it, Daphne.

It was nice enough
that they invited us here

to watch the shoot.

Yeah, Fred,
remind me to thank 'em.

Like, if we turn back now
we can still hit

Strudel Fest in Bavaria.

Ooh, Strudel! Yummy!

Slurp

creak

But the castle is just up ahead.

And between here and there
is that rickety old bridge

saying, "Don't cross me, man!"

You know what I say to that?

"Eat my tire tread, bridge!"

- Aah!
- Aah!

Can I drive or what?

Are you insane?

You want to keep shooting
this video

with that vampire freak
on the loose?

I barely got away from him.

We're gonna shoot this video

with or without you!

Go right ahead!

I wonder what's going on
with The Hex Girls.

Oh, Dusk's dumping
Thorn and Luna to go solo.

- How do you know that?
- "Popular" magazine.

I never leave the States
without it.

I'm so glad you guys are here.

- We could really use your help.
- No problem.

Where's my wedding dress
and black fingernails?

The shoot's on hold
since this rude vampire dude

decided to crash it.

Okay, between "rude" and "dude"

did anybody else hear "vampire?"

This scary vampire guy
came out of nowhere

chased us all over,
and then disappeared.

So, like,
there's a creepy castle

a vampire on the loose..

Thud

- Aah!
- Aah!

There's no such thing
as a vampire, Shaggy.

But it sounds like
somebody's trying

to scare you out of here.

Why would someone do that?

That's what
we're gonna find out.

And I know exactly
what we need to do.

Split up?

- No. Set a trap.
- What?

But you always want us to
split up before you set a trap.

Really? I never noticed that.

Okay, here's the plan.

The vampire will stumble
into this stack of barrels

and roll in here.

The axe will cut this cord

'and the drape will
land on his head.'

That's when we tie up his feet
and unmask him.

Foolproof!

Now, we just need
to set the live bait.

Like, not us, man.

Sounds too fishy to me.

No, not you two.

Since the vampire went after
The Hex Girls before...

But those girls are too scared.

We can't put them at risk again.

Yeah, you're right, Velma,
we just need someone

to look like one of them.

My mother would have
a heart attack.

Why does she get
to wear the dress?

Because Shaggy
doesn't have the hips for it.

- Uh..
- Okay, Velma, start singing.

Uh..

♪ Almost wed but I fled
almost wed but I fled ♪

♪ Almost wed but I fled ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪♪

Thud

creak

Your trap actually worked?

Well, what part of "foolproof"
didn't you understand?

Like, I don't think now is
the time for a makeover, Daph.

There's always time
for a makeover

especially, when
it's also an unmasking.

- Who is that?
- Who is that?

Now, why would a cutie like you

want to ruin our video?

Frustrated singer,
actor, trick-or-treater?

I don't have
to tell you anything!

Then allow me
to fill in the blanks.

I am Owen Decassle

and this is Steve Fortescu.

I bought this place
from Steven's parents

distant descendants of reputed
vampire Baron Fortescu.

You mean you stole
my family's pride

stomped on our souls

and now you're profiting
off my legacy!

As you can see,
the boy has some... issues.

Now, I will leave my castle
to take him to the village

where the authorities
can deal with him.

Uh, Mr. Decassle,
we just came that way.

Sorry, but the bridge is out
and the roads are all flooded.

Then we're stuck here all night

with that freaky Fortescu kid?

I know a very safe place
to keep him out of trouble.

This is a safe place?

Ha ha, like, I'm feeling
a lot of things right now

and safe is not one of 'em!

You can lock me up,
but that won't make a difference

old man!

Your problems won't end with me.

You want the real vampire.
Ha ha ha!

I don't want the real vampire.

I want to go back upstairs!

And you will.

As soon as I take care
of one more thing.

Eh! You tugged, master?

- Yikes!
- Yikes!

Wretchfield, why don't you
show these nice people

to their rooms? And make sure
they are all... comfortable.

Yow!

Get off of me, man!

Bad beetle!
My apologies.

Max must have wriggled out
of his leash.

Uh, Mr. Wretchfield sir

if you don't mind me asking,
how long have you worked here?

I've given my life
to this castle.

It used to be a serene place

filled with glorious
chamber music.

None of this ear-bleeding,
garbled garbage

that they dare call music!

Think I hit a sore spot.

Thud thud

Hmm, not a hideous space

but positively void
of personality.

Uh, that doesn't look
like a mint on my pillow.

Like, I think those beds
are already taken, Scoob.

- Ooh!
- It's okay.

So, it may not be a fancy hotel

with bug-free beds
and tiny soaps. Heh heh heh.

But at least we're safe
from that creepy vampire.

Huh?

Whoosh

Uh, uh!

That sounds like Daphne!

A-a-ah!

Uh, sorry, Mr. Vampire.

- 'Where'd it go?'
- Hey, what's going on in here?

Your vampire crasher
made an unscheduled

guest appearance in my room.

Daphne, were you able to get
a good look at the vampire?

You bet I did.

There's no doubt
it was Steve Fortescu.

But that's impossible.

He's locked up in the dungeon.

Now, wait a minute.

Steve's still sitting
right in that cell

where we left him?

I don't get it.

Huh?

Maybe, Scoob.

Maybe when Mr. Decassle
bent down to tie his shoe

Steve turned into a bat

and flew out between the bars.

Scratch that.
Mr. Decassle's wearing slippers.

Just because Steve's
in that jail cell now

doesn't mean he wasn't able
to get out earlier.

So, you agree
with our bat theory?

No. I think somebody's
been letting Steve out.

- Velma's right.
- Mm-hmm.

Somebody must be working
with Steve.

That's the only way
he could supposedly

be in two places at once.

Now, let's split up
and look for clues.

I knew that would come up
sooner or later.

Whoa, Scoob!

Looks like we wandered
into the castle's kitchen.

How do you think that happened?

I don't know.

Maybe the vampire's hiding

in the refrigerator.

Bingo! Ha ha ha.

No vampire and a full fridge.

But what if the vampire
shows up for a quick bite?

Garlic?

But vampires hate garlics..

Oh-h-h. Brilliant idea! Ha ha.

What are we waitin' for?
Let's get cookin'.

I'm almost done with the garlic
banana-berry shake, Scoob.

How about those peanut butter
and garlic cookies?

- Huh!
- Huh? Oh!

What are you two doing here
in my domestic domain?

Uh, leaving?

You know, if cobwebs
and dust balls were clues

we'd have this case
solved by now.

Those screams
came from inside this room.

Stand back, ladies!

But, Fred, it might be unlocked.

Well, what fun is that?

Fred, Velma, Daphne

something's happened to Dusk.

There was this bizarre
flash of light

she disappeared

and then this bat showed up.

I know Dusk
wanted out of the band

but pretending
she turned into a bat?

'That's a little extreme.'

rumble

Daphne, Velma, look over here.

Those stairs probably
lead up to the attic.

And, typically, attics are
great places to find clues.

Unfortunately, nothing's been
typical about this case so far.

Wow, my purse is more organized
than this place.

Aah!

- Uh!
- Uh-h!

Yuck! Probably more
of Wretchfield's long-lost pets.

Check this out.
A birth certificate.

But the name is smudged.

It looks like Stu Fortescu.

That's weird. I wonder
why Steve changed his name.

Maybe Steve has even more issues
than we thought.

Either somebody didn't like

that remark about Steve

or someone's in trouble.

Cut. Cut. Cut!

What is going on here?

'Sorry, Mr. Hakimoto.'

We thought The Hex Girls
were being tormented

by the vampire again.

Oh, I wish.

If he does show up,
I'm going to capture him on film

'and I'll be rich and famous!'

After that, J.J. Hakimoto
presents anything he wants.

Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I don't think

tempting a vindictive vampire
is a wise career move.

Just when you think it's safe
to go back into the castle

J.J. Hakimoto presents..

"Forever Fangs."

'In a castle,
no one can hear you scream.'

Ooh! I've got chills.

Can't you just see it?

Oh, I can see it.

♪ He wants my hand ♪

♪ I'll have to think ♪

♪ He'll never have my heart ♪

♪ He'll know that when I see ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ I need to hear
those two words I do ♪

♪ I need to say
those two words I do ♪

♪ I want a cake
with a bride and groom ♪

♪ I want a ring and a ♪
♪ White suit ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Wanna wed but I fled ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

- Looks like we lost him.
- For now.

Like, at least, we're a lot
safer out here in this..

G-g-graveyard?

There's no need to worry.

We left the vampire
in the castle.

'We're completely safe
out here.'

What happened to Fred?

- Fred?
- Fred?

Freddy Jones, hoo-hoo hoo-hoo

where are you?

Fred's not around here anywhere.

Like, Scoob is right.

Didn't you see
the vicious vampire?

He turned Fred into a bat
and there he is.

I really don't think
that bat is Fred

but I do think it's time to put
an end to these vampire hijinks.

And how do we do that?

By doing some research
back inside the castle.

Don't worry, Fred. We won't
let you out of our sight.

Like, you'll be back
to your human self in a...

'Wait. Wait! I didn't mean
I don't like your bat self.'

'You're fine as a bat.'

Hmm.

'It says here
that it's legendary'

'for a vampire to come out
of his coffin once a year'

in search of his
long-lost bride.

How romantic..

In a sick, vampiry kind of way.

Look at this.

'An old photo of Steve standing'

in front of a mirror?

Oh... I get it.

Steve can't be the vampire

because he's casting
a reflection.

I may not know everything
about vampires

but I know a lot about mirrors.

It explains more than that.

In fact, I think
I've got this mystery

just about wrapped up.

Now, all we need to do
is catch that vampire.

I sure wish Fred were here.

You know, I think a woman
is better suited for this job.

'Okay, now'

don't move a wink.

'Oh, no! Fred got mixed up
with a rogue gang of bats!'

Like, we've gotta figure out
which one he is.

'You think this is Fred?'

You're right, this bat
does have muscular wings

but this other one looks like
he's formulating a plan.

Huh?

That friendly guy's
gotta be him.

Like, Fred-bat, wait for us!

Where is he already?

I'm perfect
vampire-bride material.

Yes, you are.

Now, I'm sure the vampire
will show up any minute.

Velma, do you think we're doing
all this to trap a real vampire?

No, of course not.

Then why do you have a whole box
of garlic behind you?

It never hurts
to have a backup plan.

It's him.

Now, get out there
and strut your stuff.

- Aah!
- Unh!

Hiya, Daph!

And, like, see ya, Daph!

Oh! Uh!

Uh. Uh!

The net! Velma, the net!

Thud

Freddy?

Hang in there, fang boy!

Thanks, Fred.
You saved my life.

Actually, I was just
climbing down from the attic

where I was trapped,
but you're welcome anyway.

Uh, what happened?
Where's the vampire?

Did he get away?

Nope.
He's right over there.

Oh, no, he's gone!

Well, guess it looks like

I won't be needing
these anymore.

Thud

Wow, I guess garlic really
does work on vampires.

Yeah, that's the creep
who had me locked up too.

'Be careful, Daphne.'

Don't worry,
it's hypoallergenic.

'Steve Fortescu?'

Okay, so we've proven
Steve is the vampire.

But we don't have a clue
who's been helping him

escape from his cell.

That's not exactly true.

It's no makeup effect.

'Steve and the vampire
look identical'

'because they're twin brothers.'

Of course!

How else could anyone
be in two places

at one time,
unless they look exactly alike?

I bet that birth certificate
with the name Stu

really belongs
to Steve's brother here.

And this photo of Steve
looking in the mirror

was really just the two brothers
standing face-to-face.

Okay, but that still
doesn't explain

why they wanted to trash
our video shoot.

I think they wanted to scare
everybody off

and ruin Owen's business.

And it would have worked

if it weren't
for you meddling kids!

Hi, everybody.

You'll be happy to know

we finally caught Fred-bat.

Oh, hello, Fred.

Hold it, if you're Fred

then who's this on my shoulder?

Screech

Coming soon to your

favorite music channel near you

see the fantabulous

the super-babulous

the something-else-bulous

the one, the only

The Hex Girls!

Boom

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're gonna follow you ♪

♪ We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

♪ We see you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ You may find another clue ♪

♪ A Scooby Snack will be
waiting here for you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We're coming after you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ The trail leads back to you ♪

♪ What's new Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na-na na na-na na-na na
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪♪

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Hee hee hee!

Slurp