What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 1, Episode 7 - Roller Ghoster Ride - full transcript

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the trail leads back to you ♪

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♪ What's new Scooby-Doo
we're gonna follow you ♪

♪ You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪

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we're coming after you ♪

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♪ Don't look back
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the trail leads back to you ♪

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Race, guys?
You're just scared.

I um, don't feel so good.

Maybe I'll just
pass on this ride.

Don't be such a girl.
Relax and enjoy it.

Yay!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

- Whoa!
- Whoo!



- Whoa!
- Whoo!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Would you cut that out?

Hey, if it weren't for that
game, Shaggy couldn't have

won us all free tickets
to Thrill Ride.

No free tickets
to the coaster park.

Now there's a big loss.

Guess the thrill of riding
roller coasters is a guy thing.

Tossing your cookies
and calling it a fun

sure sounds like a guy thing.

'Anyway, the best part
of the prize'

'is I get to meet Chris
and Terry in person.'

- Who?
- Chris and Terry.

They designed the whole park.

Now there's a couple of guys who
know how to make a scary ride.

Joy! Later, we can all
go get measles shots.

Welcome to Thrill Rides.

Shaggy, right? And these
must be your friends?

Congratulations on winning

the design your own
roller coaster contest.

We're actually building your
design right here in the park.

- Wanna see?
- Sure.

Eh, but when do we get
to meet Chris and Terry?

Those guys are my heroes.

I'm Chris. The chipper one's
my sister, Terry.

You mean you guys are girls?

But you design roller coasters.

That's cool.

These VIP passes will get you
into every ride in the park.

Oh, and also the food court.

- Free food?
- Sure, help yourselves.

Let's go see your ride.
It's almost finished.

Eh, Scoob and I will catch
up with you guys later.

Where did you come up with
the idea for a combination

of roller-coaster
and all-you-can-eat buffet?

It just came to me, man.

Well, all-you-can-hurl
is gonna be a great ride.

This is as cool as anything
my sister's ever designed.

Hmm.

Chris, really come up
with all the ideas.

I just figure out
how to build them

make them safe
and publicize them.

The buffet line will be
at the entrance to the right

and the tracks start here.

Up there is the pizza-pie peak.

And that's the deviled egg drop.

Grunt

'It's okay.
I, like, saved the sandwich.'

chomp

'Hey.'

What do you mean you have to be
at least this tall to ride?

Yeah. I don't make
the rules, kid. Sorry.

It isn't very crowded
for the most happenin'

coaster park in the country.

At least we don't have
to wait in long lines.

So what happens now?

You'll see.

Whirr

Hey.

Alright.

Sky diving just rocks.

Growl

Jinkies, look.
The floor.

'That's not all.
The fan's slowing down.'

- We've got to jam the fan.
- But how?

Boom

Thud

Good thinking, Daphne.

That belt didn't work
with this outfit anyway.

- You kids alright?
- Barely. The ride broke down.

I can't believe
it happened again.

Again?

First it was the parasail.

Then the cliff diving simulator,
now this.

- Sir?
- Sorry, call me Sam.

I'm the safety engineer.

When the rides aren't up
to snuff, I shut 'em down.

And that's been happening
a lot lately?

Yeah, since that gremlin
of a ghost started showing up.

Ghost?

Well, folks call
it the Roller Ghoster.

Never seen it myself.

Whatever did this
wasn't a ghost.

I never cared for these new
fangled extreme rides anyway.

Bungee jumping,
thrashing, skydiving.

Now what is fun about that?

Because skydiving is awesome.

- Until the fan breaks.
- That's the problem.

They're too dangerous,
too high-tech.

The old classic rides
were better.

Oh, I used to enjoy
seein' the kids

on Mr. Snail's Brisk Walk.

Well, girls, looks like we've
got a mystery on our hands.

- I'll say!
- Let's split up.

Velma, you go and see
if the sisters know anything

about this Roller Ghoster.

Right, and Fred and I
will take a closer look

at some of these rides.

Strange things have
been happening here.

If you're not careful, the
next ride could be your last.

Terry? Chris? Yoohoo!

Hmm. Looks like
they ditched us, Scoob.

Wanna hit some rides
until they show up again?

Uh, okay.

What do you mean I'm too short?

How tall do you have to be
to stand in a ball?

Sorry, kid.

Not as sorry as you're gonna be!

Where ya goin', Scoob?
The ride's this way.

Nothing to be afraid of,
old buddy.

See, it's fun.

See, Scoob,
that wasn't so ba-a-ad!

Hello? Terry?

Chris? Are you here?

- Hmm.
- Velma?

Oh, there you are, I was looking
for you and your sister.

She's around here some place.
What's wrong?

One of your rides
almost made a salad

out of me and my friends.

- Oh, no, the Roller Ghoster?
- So you know about him?

Well, I..

Grunt

This is Harry Harrison,
crusading reporter

I'm webcasting from
the Thrill Rides theme park.

Talking to Chris about
persistent rumors

'that the park is haunted,
Chris?'

It's not haunted,
you muck-raking loser.

How do you explain all
the so called accidents?

We're very sorry about that.

We're doing everything we can
to make the ride safe.

How do we know
you aren't responsible?

Wouldn't a big expose
about a haunted park

increase traffic
on your website?

Sure, blame the media.

Keep running.
We're headed for that cliff.

Booh!

You think you could run
faster for a Scooby snack?

Yeah.

Two Scooby snacks?

Ye-ye-ye-yeah!

Crash

What happened to you guys?

- Monster.
- You saw the Roller Ghoster?

- Where?
- Gone now.

Well, that's okay,
we'll catch him.

I don't know, we've been on
almost every ride in the park

and there's not a trace
of him anywhere.

Then our odds are improving.

Look, it's the fastest

rollercoaster in the world.

The fastest.

I guess the thrill
of riding rollercoasters

is a girl thing now, huh?

Wasting time, must ride coaster.

Why, why, why?

Too short, little man.

'Go play on the bumper cars.'

I'll get even.
You'll see.

You'll all see.

Wait up, guys.

I think the rides
may have been tampered with.

That's what we're counting on.

We're gonna catch the ghost.

Ghost-smost! This ride's
gonna be super sonic.

But.. Aah!

Huh?

Whirr

Here we go!

G-force, g-force, g-force.

Growling

- Yeah!
- Like, look!

Grunt

Are you guys alright?

My rocket coaster.
It's ruined.

Update, the Roller Ghoster
has struck again.

Hey, you're that suspicious guy
I saw in line at the sky ride.

Look what I found.

What kind of ghost
uses a wrench?

Like one that has a screw loose.

- Ha ha ha. Get it, Scoob?
- Yeah. He he he.

Give me that, it's mine.

I didn't do it.
It's just my wrench.

You don't have
to say another word.

But..

- Come on.
- Where are we going?

To get some answers.

Remember the piece
of green fur I found?

It proves
something very important.

- W-what's that?
- Easy, it's artificial fur.

Which proves the Roller Ghoster
is just someone in a costume.

Someone like Harry?

Someone like scary.

I need one last thing
to confirm my theory.

- Chris?
- Y-yeah?

Where do you have
the broken rides fixed?

- Sam.
- Now this was a good ride.

It was real fun for the kids.

Safe too if they didn't
jump around too much.

Uh, they don't make 'em
like this anymore.

Ah-ha! That's why
you did it, isn't it?

- What?
- You hate new rides.

It would be easy
for you to sabotage them.

- It's not him, Fred.
- I know..

It's not?

- Oh, my bad.
- Hmph!

The rides weren't
really sabotaged.

They were just gimmicked
to look sabotaged.

- Right, Sam?
- Right. They looked broken.

But when I went to fix 'em,
they were completely safe.

Ah-ha, that means
my theory is probably right.

But we'll need to catch
our ghost red-handed to be sure.

I've got just the plan.

All I need is for someone
to be the bait.

Hey, why's everybody
looking at us?

Really, is there anything
we won't do

for Scooby snacks?

- Uh-uh!
- Well, Scoob.

I guess that wraps up the case.

Now that we know
who the Roller Ghoster is

there's nothing left
to do but call the police

from the pay phones
near the skate park.

- Like, how'd I do?
- So-so.

Stay alert, Scoob, now that
the Roller Ghoster thinks

that we're on to him,
he'll be after us.

♪ I've got better things to do ♪

♪ Better things to listen to ♪

♪ Than all your ranting
and raving on me ♪

♪ It's all of the time now ♪

♪ And it's too late for you
to find reality here ♪

♪ Now I want you
out of my life ♪

♪ What they say is you're
out of your mind ♪

♪ I regret the days gone by ♪

♪ And all my alibis ♪

♪ It makes me want to cry ♪

♪ But you're out of my life
when I'm saying ♪

♪ I'm saying goodbye yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Now I've got you
out of my life ♪

♪ And I've got you
out of my mind ♪

♪ I regret the days gone by ♪

♪ And all my alibis ♪

♪ It makes me want to cry ♪

♪ But you're out of my life
when I'm saying ♪

♪ I'm saying goodbye yeah ♪

♪ You're out of my life ♪

♪ When I'm saying
saying goodbye yeah ♪♪

crash

It's all over, Roller Ghoster.

Time to unmask
your monstrous mayhem.

You lost your wrench
at the rocket coaster.

That's not all. I wasn't green
fur we found at the sky ride.

It was hair from a green wig.

All of which proves that
the Roller Ghoster is really..

'...Chris.'

Terry?

Just as I suspected.

But why would my own sister
frame me?

Maybe because she was jealous.

It's true.
I always did all the work.

Bringing your crazy designs
to life.

Never getting to build
any of my own.

Did I ever get any credit
or even a thank you?

I never thought about it
like that.

You never thought at all.
You were easy to frame.

Too easy.
That's what tripped you up.

The wrench was way
too obvious a clue.

And the green fur,
green hair thing, please.

Sort of a green herring.

Ooh, never go
for green herring, man.

It isn't fresh.

Once Sam confirmed that the
sabotaged rides were still safe

everything pointed to Terry

who wanted to make sure
no one really got hurt.

And after her sister was blamed,
Terry would control the park.

She could build
whatever she wanted.

And I would've gotten
away with it too

if it weren't
for you meddling kids.

Technically,
you did get away with it.

Velma's right.
You didn't do anything illegal.

Just rude.

I'm very disappointed
in you, Terry.

- I'm telling mom.
- Huh?

No, wait a minute.
Let's not be hasty.

Mom doesn't need to know
about this. Chris, wait.

So how come I wasn't a suspect?

You're too short
to wear the costume.

Oh, man!

But you know what
you're not too short for?

- Thanks, Shaggy.
- No problem, pal.

'Hold on tight.'

Hey, we're landing
in a giant hot fudge sundae!

Yeah, the best rides today
are like interactive.

We have to eat our way out.

Scooby Dooby Do-o-o!