What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006): Season 1, Episode 13 - The Unnatural - full transcript

The ghost of a baseball player lurks in the ruins of a stadium... and in the new stadium above.

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO?

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO?

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO?

* GOTTA FOLLOW YOU

* YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU



* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO?

* COME ON BACK

* YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE *

* SCOOBY SNAX WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO?

* WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU

* WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY *

* I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO

* THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU *

* WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO?

* NA-NA NA-NA NA

* NA-NA NA-NA NA

* NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA

* NA-NA NA-NA NA
NA-NA NA-NA NA *



I'M WARNING YOU!

TRY TO BREAK MY RECORD,

AND EVERYONE
SHALL SUFFER!

HUH?

WHAT A GREAT NAME
FOR A BALL FIELD!

YEAH, COOKIE!

[SLURPS]

I THOUGHT
IT USED TO BE CALLED
POTTER STADIUM.

IT WAS,
BEFORE POTTER STADIUM'S
100-YEAR-OLD FOUNDATION GAVE OUT

AND IT SUNK INTO THE GROUND.

IN FACT, COOKIE COMPANY
INTERNATIONAL PARK

WAS BUILT RIGHT ON TOP
OF THE OLD STADIUM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
I ACTUALLY GET TO MEET
LUIS SANTIAGO!

YEAH, ME, TOO, FRED!

HA HA. LIKE, WHO IS HE?

HE'S ONLY THE BEST
LONG BALL HITTER
IN BASEBALL TODAY.

HE'S ONE HOME RUN AWAY
FROM BREAKING
THE ALL-TIME RECORD!

RIZZLY BEAR!
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!

NO, SCOOBY!

THAT'S JUST MR. GRIZZ,
THE TEAM MASCOT!

RRR, RRR, RRR!

HEY, LET GO,
YA MUTT!

HA HA HA! LIKE,
USUALLY IT TAKES
A LOT LONGER

BEFORE WE'RE
UNMASKING PEOPLE.

HEE HEE HEE! SORRY.

HEY, AREN'T YOU
J.T. PAGE?

I THOUGHT YOU
WERE A PITCHER
ON THIS TEAM.

YEAH, I WAS,
BUT THEN I GOT CUT.

I REMEMBER THAT.

DIDN'T YOU THROW
A BURRITO AT SOMEONE
IN THE STANDS?

NOT EXACTLY
MY FINEST HOUR.

THEY TOLD ME
THE ONLY WAY I COULD
STAY WITH THE CLUB

IS IF I BECAME
THE NEW MASCOT,
MR. GRIZZ.

COOL! MY NAME
IS FRED JONES.

I WON THE
"MEET LUIS SANTIAGO"
CONTEST.

SO...WE'RE HERE
TO MEET LUIS SANTIAGO.

YEAH. HE'S RIGHT
OVER THERE.

WELL, LUIS,
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH
COUPLE OF WEEKS FOR YA.

ANY THOUGHTS
ON HOW TO BREAK OUT
OF THIS DROUGHT YOU'RE IN?

UM...WELL, BOB,
YOU USED TO PLAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE SLUMP.
I'LL COME OUT OF IT,
I'M SURE.

EXCUSE ME, LUIS.

I'M FRED JONES,
THE CONTEST WINNER.

WELL, FRED, I SEE
YOU BROUGHT SOME
FRIENDS WITH YOU.

UH-HUH. THIS IS
VELMA, DAPHNE,
AND SHAGGY.

AND SCOOBY-DOO!

NICE
TO MEET YOU ALL.

SO REMEMBER THAT GAME
AGAINST SAN JOSE

WHERE YOU WENT 5 FOR 8
IN EXTRA INNINGS

AND WON THE GAME
WITH A WALK-OFF HOME RUN?

YEAH...

THAT WAS
SO COOL!

AND REMEMBER
THE TIME

THAT YOU WERE
DOWN 3 RUNS
TO PORTLAND

IN THE BOTTOM
OF THE NINTH?

Umpire: STRIKE 2!

Announcer: STRIKE 3!

AND THAT'S ALL
FOR THE GRIZZLIES
IN THE SECOND.

HERE YOU GO, SHAGGY.

SHE GAVE YOU
ALL THAT STUFF
FOR FREE, SHAGGY?

UH-HUH.

WHY?

LIKE, BEATS ME.

SHE EVEN SAID
SHE'D STOP BY
EVERY INNING

JUST TO SEE
HOW I WAS DOING!
HA HA HA!

THAT IS ONE DEDICATED
PEANUT-SOFT-SERVE-
ICE-CREAM-PIZZA GIRL.

OH, NO!
IT'S STARTING TO RAIN!

DON'T WORRY, DAPHNE.
YOUR HAIR WON'T GET WET.

COOKIE COMPANY
INTERNATIONAL PARK
HAS A RETRACTABLE ROOF.

ACTUALLY, I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT A RAINOUT.

THE GRIZZLIES WOULD
HAVE TO MAKE UP THE GAME
WITH A DOUBLEHEADER.

WE'RE 1 AND 17 IN THOSE.

AND I DID JUST GET
MY HAIR DONE.

Announcer: OK, GRIZZ FANS,
STEVE POWELL HERE

TO CALL THE BOTTOM
OF THE SECOND.

THE FIRST PITCH
TO LUIS SANTIAGO

IS JUST ON THE OUTSIDE CORNER
FOR A STRIKE.

I WARNED YOU!

NOW EVERYONE WILL SUFFER!

AAAHHH!

AAH!
AAH!

RRAAH! HEE HEE HA!

AND SO HE TOLD ME
THAT IF I TRIED
TO BREAK THE RECORD,

HE'D MAKE BAD THINGS
HAPPEN HERE AT THE PARK.

THAT'S WHY
I'VE BEEN PRETENDING
TO BE IN A SLUMP.

ANY IDEA WHO THIS
BASEBALL BOGEYMAN
MIGHT BE?

OF COURSE!

HE'S THE GHOST

OF THE ALL-TIME
HOME RUN LEADER
CAB CRAIG.

G-G-GHOST?
GHOST?!

LUIS, HONEY, THAT WAS GREAT.

WELL, NOT GREAT GREAT,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

WE'RE NOT ONLY THE LEAD
STORY ON SPORTS STATION,

BUT THE EVENING NEWS,
TOO.

THIS IS MY PUBLICIST,
AUTUMN SUMMERFIELD.

HI THERE. I'M FRED,
AND THIS IS DAPH--

YEAH, YEAH,
WONDERFUL FOR YOU.

LOOK, LUIS,
WE NEED TO MOVE ON THIS
WHILE THE STORY IS HOT.

NO PUN INTENDED. HA HA!

MAYBE LUIS
SHOULD REST UP
BEFORE THE BIG GAME.

UM...WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?

LOOKING FOR THE NAMETAG
THAT SAYS "LUIS' TRAINER."

AND I DON'T SEE IT,
SO BUZZ OFF.

AUTUMN, GIVE IT A REST.
DAPHNE'S RIGHT.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
IN THE MORNING.

DON'T WORRY, LUIS.
YOU CONCENTRATE
ON BASEBALL

AND LEAVE
THE CRIME SOLVING
TO US.

WE'RE GONNA BRING
THAT PHONY PHANTOM
TO JUSTICE!

AND THE FIRST THING
WE NEED TO DO
IS GET A CLOSER LOOK

AT THOSE
EXPLODING LIGHTS.

MAKE SURE TO STAY
ATTACHED TO THESE
SAFETY LINES.

IT SURE IS A LONG WAY
DOWN TO THE FIELD.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

BUT THAT DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE.

A GENERATOR THAT SMALL
COULDN'T RUN
ALL THESE LIGHTS.

NO, BUT IF THE LIGHTS
WERE ALREADY RUNNING,
IT COULD OVERLOAD THEM.

CAUSING THEM TO EXPLODE!

YOU KNOW WHAT
MY FAVORITE KIND OF FOOD IS,

SCOOB, OLD BUDDY,
OLD FRIEND, OLD PAL?

UH-UH.

STADIUM FOOD!

[DIGGING]

BURYING LEFTOVERS
FOR LATER?

UH-HUH.

GOOD IDEA. HERE,
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.

[CLANG]

HEY, I WONDER
WHERE THIS GOES.

Shaggy: WHOA, LIKE...
WHERE ARE WE?

I DUNNO.

REMEMBER
WHAT VELMA SAID

ABOUT THE OLD
POTTER STADIUM
SINKING INTO THE GROUND?

HOO HOO HOO!
WELL, I THINK
WE'RE SUNK, TOO!

AND THIS MUST BE
HOW THE BASEBALL SPECTER
GETS AROUND!

ALL THESE TUNNELS
ARE RIGHT UNDER
THE NEW FIELD.

[GHOST LAUGHING]

HAAAAAAHHH!

YIKES!
UHH!

AAH!
AAH!

THAT SPOOKY SPECTER
WON'T THINK
TO LOOK IN HERE.

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING

HE'S NOT TRYING TO GIVE US
A NICE, RELAXING STEAM BATH?

[WHIMPERING]
HEEEELP!

Shaggy: SOMEBODY
GET US OUTTA HERE!
[SOBBING]

IT'S SHAGGY
AND SCOOBY!

OH, NO, IT'S JAMMED!

STAND BACK!

[SHAGGY GIGGLING]

LIKE, THANKS.
ONE MORE MINUTE,

AND WE WOULD HAVE BEEN
A COUPLE OF SLOW-ROASTED
PEANUTS.

HEY, GANG,
WHAT'S THAT
UP THERE?

Shaggy: LIKE,
MAYBE THE CLEANING CREW
LEFT A LIGHT ON?

OR MAYBE
IT'S THE BASEBALL
SPECTER!

WHY DON'T WE JUST SAY
I'M RIGHT AND LEAVE IT
AT THAT?

GUYS? GUYS!

Velma:
THIS IS WHERE BOB TAYLOR

DOES THE RADIO BROADCAST
FOR THE GAMES.

THAT'S RIGHT!
HE USED TO BE
A BASEBALL PLAYER.

SURE. HERE'S
HIS TRADING CARD.

OH, AND IT'S STILL
GOT GUM!

"PLAYED 7 SEASONS,
THREW LEFTY,

AND HAD A .102
BATTING AVERAGE."

IS THAT GOOD?

IF YOU'RE PLAYING
T-BALL.

ACTUALLY,
COME TO THINK OF IT,

BOB TAYLOR WAS
ON THE SAME TEAM
WITH CAB CRAIG.

REALLY?

[ORGAN PLAYS]

OH, IT'S THAT AWFUL
ORGAN MUSIC!

COME ON, GANG.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
FOLLOW ME.

[ORGAN PLAYING]

HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH!

OK, FRED, SO, LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

Freddy: TO COME IN HERE
AND SEE WHO'S PLAYING
THAT ORGAN.

AND THEN?

DIDN'T THINK IT OUT
PAST THAT.

WELL, I'VE GOT
AN IDEA--RUN!

* WELL, YOU CAN PLAY
MY GAME *

* IF YOU JUST TELL ME
YOUR NAME *

* WELL, YOU CAN PLAY
MY GAME *

* BUT I'LL PUT YOU
TO SHAME *

* I ALMOST BROKE
MY HIGHEST SCORE *

* THEN YOU WALKED
THROUGH THAT DOOR *

* I LOST MY GAME,
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME *

* I COULDA BEEN
IN THE HALL OF FAME *

* WELL, YOU CAN
PLAY MY GAME *

* IF YOU JUST TELL ME
YOUR NAME *

* WELL, YOU CAN PLAY
MY GAME *

* BUT I'LL PUT YOU
TO SHAME *

* WELL, YOU CAN PLAY
MY GAME *

* IF YOU JUST TELL ME
YOUR NAME *

* WELL, YOU CAN
PLAY MY GAME *

* BUT I'LL PUT YOU
TO SHAME *

[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]

Daphne:
THAT SURE WAS CLOSE.

I--I'VE HEARD
OF TAKE ME OUT
TO THE BALL GAME

BUT NEVER
TAKE ME OUT
AT THE BALL GAME.

HOO HOO HOO!

GOTCHA!

YOU AREN'T
THE BASEBALL SPECTER!

AUTUMN SUMMERFIELD.

WHY ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET A PICTURE
OF THE BASEBALL SPECTER?

I WAS DRIVING HOME
WHEN IT DAWNED ON ME--

LUIS' PICTURE
PLUS THAT CREEPY
CATCHER'S PICTURE

EQUALS GREAT PUBLICITY.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU KIDS
DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP
GETTING IN MY WAY?

SHE SURE IS
GROUCHY!

AND SHE SURE IS
LYING.

WHAT?

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE,
LISTEN TO THAT STORM
OUTSIDE.

SHE SAID
SHE WAS DRIVING HOME
WHEN THE IDEA HIT HER.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE
HER SUEDE SHOES?
THEY WERE PERFECTLY DRY.

MAYBE
SHE DRIED THEM OFF.

SUEDE? HEH. PLEASE!

LIKE, WHAT'S THAT?
[LOUD BUZZER]

Freddy: SOMEONE'S TRYING
TO LET THE RAIN IN!

AND RUIN TOMORROW'S GAME.

Fred: THE CONTROLS
FOR THE ROOF HAVE TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

THERE THEY ARE!

Daphne:
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO

IS GET PAST OLD TALL,
DARK, AND TERRIBLE.

OK, HERE'S THE PLAN.

SHAGGY, YOU AND SCOOBY
CREATE A DIVERSION.

RIGHT.

DAPHNE, YOU AND VELMA
WILL JUMP OVER TO
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOF

AND GET TO THAT
CONTROL PANEL.

Both: CHECK.

WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE YOUR WAY OVER
TO THE--

AAH!
AAH!

[WHIMPERING]

HOO HOO HOO HAH HAH HAH!

COME ON, SCOOB!
SCOOBY, COME ON.

YOU CAN DO IT!
COME ON, SCOOBY.

OH, NO! SCOOBY'S
NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

OH-OH-OH!

HUH?

OOH...

Velma: FREDDY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

AND, WE'RE...SAFE!

[BUZZ]

WHAAA!

EEEH!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

HE'S GOING TO HIT
THE FIELD!

JEEPERS! HE WENT
RIGHT THROUGH
THE FIELD.

OH, GREAT. LET ME GUESS.

THAT MEANS
WE HAVE TO INVESTIGATE

THE DARK, CREEPY,
SPOOKY CATACOMBS.

I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE
KNOW ABOUT THESE
OLD TUNNELS.

A PICKLE BARREL!

OOH HOO HOO!

MAN, THESE THINGS
ARE RIPE!

YEAH! P-U!

WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
THOSE AREN'T PICKLES.
THEY'RE BASEBALLS,

AND THEY'RE SOAKING
IN KEROSENE.

YOU'D HAVE TO BE
PRETTY HUNGRY TO EAT
PICKLED BASEBALLS.

THEY'RE NOT FOR EATING.
THEY'RE FOR THROWING
FLAMING FASTBALLS...

BY THE BASEBALL SPECTER.

WELL, GANG,
IT'S MORNING.

LET'S GET UP
TO THE FIELD

AND SEE
IF WE CAN'T FIND
SOME MORE CLUES.

FRED, YOU MEAN GET OUT
OF THIS COBWEB-FILLED
CATACOMB

AND INTO THE NICE,
SAFE SUNSHINE?

OH, MAN, LIKE,
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.

YEAH, ME, TOO!

SHOT OUT OF A CANNON?
NO WAY!

I'M AN ATHLETE,
NOT AN IDIOT.

I QUIT!

SCOOB, MAYBE
HE CAN GET WORK

AS A BEARSKIN RUG.

Bob: HA. THAT KID SHOULD
CONSIDER HIMSELF LUCKY.

I COULDN'T GET A JOB

BUT I DID WHAT I HAD
TO DO TO GET BY.

I PAINTED HOUSES,
GAVE PIANO LESSONS,

EVEN DID A STINT
AS A DOG GROOMER.

DOG GROOMER?

SURE.

HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU.

JUST BRUSH THIS,
STRAIGHTEN THAT,

ADD A LITTLE MOUSSE,
MAYBE A NICE BOW,

AND VOILA!

WELL, I'D BETTER GET
BACK UP TO THE BOOTH.

BYE, KIDS.

HEY, LUIS,
ARE YOU READY
FOR THE BIG GAME?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING
THIS OLD FILM OF CAB CRAIG.

HE WAS MY IDOL.

HMM...

HEY, LIKE,
WHERE ARE ALL
THE OTHER PLAYERS?

THE GAME STARTS
IN 15 MINUTES.

I GUESS THEY
WERE SCARED OFF
BY THE SPECTER.

LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FORFEIT THE GAME.

FORFEIT THE GAME?
NO WAY!

YOU'VE GOTTA BREAK
THAT RECORD.

I THINK I'VE GOT
THIS MYSTERY JUST
ABOUT WRAPPED UP.

AND I KNOW HOW
WE CAN HELP LUIS

AND CATCH
THAT BASEBALL SPECTER.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
FOR BASEBALL

AS THE GRIZZLIES
TAKE THE FIELD.

DO YOU THINK
SCOOB'S OK?

ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHAT A HAM.

[CHEERS AND LAUGHTER]

[GIGGLES]

HEY, I SAW--

[BURPS]

OK, FANS,
STEVE POWELL WITH YOU

TO CALL THE THIRD INNING.

AND STEPPING TO THE PLATE
IS LUIS SANTIAGO,

WHO IS ONLY
ONE HOME RUN AWAY

FROM BREAKING THE RECORD.

Steve: IT'S
THE BASEBALL SPECTER'S

SECOND APPEARANCE
IN AS MANY GAMES.

HE HAS 4 SCARES
IN 7 ATTEMPTS.

NOW, DAPHNE!

[ROARING]

OK, SHAGGY!
TIME FOR PHASE 2!

LIKE, HELP!

SHAGGY!

Steve: IT'S A BALL, BALL,
STRIKE, BALL, STRIKE,
BALL, STRIKE, STRIKE!

[PANTING]

WHEW!

[ROARING]

MY PLAN
IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

NOW ALL SCOOBY
HAS TO DO

IS LURE THE SPECTER
INTO THE CANNON.

[ROARING]

WE DID IT!

PLUG YOUR EARS, SCOOB.

[DINGS]

HUH?

HUH?

HUH?

HMM...

I WONDER WHAT--

[ALL SCREAMING]

I CAN'T SEE
WHO IT IS.

JUST TAKE
A LOOK UP THERE.

All: BOB TAYLOR!

[CROWD BOOS]

OUR FIRST CLUE
WAS WHEN WE SAW

THE SPECTER PLAYING
THE STADIUM ORGAN.

Daphne: BOB TAYLOR TOLD US
THAT WHEN HE COULDN'T GET
HIRED WITH A BASEBALL TEAM,

HE USED TO GIVE
PIANO LESSONS.

BUT THERE WAS ONE CLUE
THAT REALLY PUT IT
ALL TOGETHER.

NOTICE WHEN CAB
THROWS OUT THE RUNNER,

HE THROWS
WITH HIS RIGHT ARM.

THE BASEBALL SPECTER
IS A LEFTY.

AND ACCORDING
TO BOB'S BASEBALL CARD,

SO IS HE.

BUT WHY WOULD
YOU DO THIS?

BECAUSE CAB CRAIG
WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

I WANTED HIS RECORD
TO STAND FOREVER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT AUTUMN?

I SURE THOUGHT
IT WAS SUSPICIOUS
THAT HER SHOES WERE DRY

IF SHE LEFT THE PARK.

WELL, A GIRL'S
GOTTA BE PREPARED,
DON'T YOU THINK?

WOW!

I THOUGHT I WAS
THE ONLY ONE
WHO DID THAT.

PLAY BALL!

HERE YOU GO, SHAGGY.

I MADE YOU A CARAMEL CORN,
SALTED PEANUT,

COTTON CANDY,
CHOCOLATE MALT SANDWICH!

I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

[CHOMP]

I THINK I'M
GONNA BE SICK.

HEY, GUYS,
I WAS TOLD YOU MIGHT HAVE

AN EXTRA SEAT UP HERE
SO I COULD WATCH THE GAME.

WOW! IT'S MIKE PIAZZA!

OF COURSE YOU CAN WATCH
THE GAME WITH US.

I CAME HERE TO SEE IF LUIS
CAN BREAK THE RECORD.

UH, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME FOOD, MIKE?

SURE. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

UM, ACTUALLY,
I JUST ATE.

THANKS, ANYWAY.

HEY, LOOK!

LUIS IS COMING
TO THE PLATE!

[STADIUM ORGAN PLAYING]

[CROWD CHEERING WILDLY]

Steve: AND LUIS SANTIAGO
HAS BROKEN THE RECORD!

HE'S BROKEN THE RECORD!

ALL WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM THOSE MEDDLING KIDS.

WAY TO GO, LUIS!
YOU DID IT!

SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!