Welcome to Sweden (2014–2015): Season 1, Episode 3 - Proving Love/Lägenhet - full transcript
Bruce and Emma move into their own apartment in Stockholm and Bruce doing his best to introduce themselves to the neighbors. At the same time they are called to the Migration Board. Emma begins to suspect that one of Bruce's former clients pursue him.
Bruce: Wow, this is your apartment?
It's our apartment now, honey.
It's amazing.
Oh, and this is the bedroom.
Yeah, I'm thinking of changing rooms
because of the windows.
What's wrong with the windows?
Nothing is wrong with them,
but you can't have a
bedroom facing the street.
Says who?
Me, and the rest of Sweden.
It's way too much traffic.
- You think?
- Yeah.
Depends on what you compare it to, I guess.
Okay, it's not New York but..
No, it's definitely not New York.
Is anybody out there?
See there's not even anybody...
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Sorry.
♪ We're not living in America ♪
♪ But we're not sorry ♪
♪ I knew there was something ♪
♪ That we never had ♪
♪ We don't worry ♪
♪ No, we're not living in America ♪
♪ But we're not sorry, no ♪
♪ We don't care about the world today ♪
♪ We're not sorry ♪
♪ For... ahh ♪
Brown, seriously?
Okay, red then.
It doesn't matter how
many colors you bring up.
They will stay white, honey.
Think art gallery, you know?
You put what you like on the walls;
the walls are not the art.
Okay, I'm thinking more
like mental hospital.
You know, like I'm sitting
here with a straitjacket on.
I mean, don't get it.
My apartment in New York had
tons of colors on every wall
and you loved that place. I loved you,
and I still do, but it doesn't mean
that I want poop-colored walls, okay?
Can we just make this place normal?
Normal... I don't even
know what that means.
I know, that's why you have me.
Hah. I'm just saying,
my furniture's going to
look a little out of place.
How much are you shipping over?
Not that much.
What are you doing, by the way?
Making sure there's no neighbour outside.
- And you think that's normal?
- Okay, now!
Isn't that the whole point of
having neighbors, is to meet them?
No! The whole point of having neighbors
is to fill the other
apartments in the building.
What happens if you desperately need milk?
You go to the store.
(Greetings in Swedish)
Oh, here we go.
Hello, my name is Bruce Br...
and this is my girlfriend Emma.
We just... I moved in to the buil...
Okay.
We'll see you around, I think.
We're on... floor... two.
I told you.
What do you mean? She
didn't say one word to you.
- Come on!
- We met, we had a moment.
- We had a meeting of the minds.
- Please!
We've got to hurry to
the immigration office.
It's so American
to say hi to everyone all the time.
"Hey Buddy! What's u-u-up?
How you doing?"
- Are those your American impressions?
- Yes.
- Those are really good.
- Thank you.
I mean, what's wrong with
asking people how they're doing?
Well, it's fake.
In Sweden we just do that
if we really want to
know the answer, you know?
- But I do want to know the answer.
- No, you don't.
Yes, I genuinely care
about how people are doing.
Okay, but if you care about Swedes
leave them alone, okay?
Say "Hej, hej", at most.
If you do more than that,
people will think you're weird!
- Well, how do you get to know new people?
- Well, you don't.
- That's the whole point, honey.
- You know what,
- I'm going to prove you wrong.
- Okay, please do.
Excuse me, sir...
(Grumbling loudly)
Hej, hej.
Hej, hej.
Emma: Told you so.
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Ooh, I'm so relaxed right now.
It's like, you know, these interviews?
I mean, who cares?
- Like, I mean, we are a real couple
- (Cellphone ringtone)
and everyone sees that.
You know, if you're a normal person,
you will see that in one
second. You love me, I love you.
That's the whole story, you know?
It's not going to be a problem.
We don't have to worry
about anything, you know?
This is going to be fine,
but you have to tell them that you love me.
- Honey, you have nothing to worry about.
- Mm-hmm.
- We have nothing to hide.
- I know, I know, I know!
I know. That's what I'm saying.
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Woman: (Shouting, crying)
(Mixed chatter in Swedish)
What's going on?
They didn't pass the test.
Woman: (Crying)
- Bruce?
- What?
You're next.
Let's... can you repeat
the question? I don't...
When did you two meet?
"Meet" is... I don't know if it's...
Is it a translation problem with the word?
But, like, do you mean, like, meet-meet?
When did you two meet?
Meet? I get it. Meet. That's like...
It's not as eas... Do you mean, like, sex?
No, I-I'm not asking when...
- when you did have sex. I...
- Good.
- I wasn't going to tell you anyway, so...
- No, of course.
We do... we do have sex though.
When did you two meet?
Here's problem with that question:
Like Charles Manson, right,
he met a bunch of women,
took them out in the woods,
and, like, poisoned them
or killed them or strangled
them, I don't know.
The point is,
he knew everything about them
but it doesn't mean that
he loved them, right?
Probably would have done
great on that test, though.
Also this Jeffrey Dahmer dude:
he's a guy, met a bunch of
women, knew everything about them,
took them back to his place and...
he ate them, I guess. But...
Why do you keep bringing up serial killers?
I know what you're
thinking. I see it in your...
No, I would never... That's stu...
I would never hurt Emma. I, like...
(Grunt) I love her.
Like, with a passion.
- Just a minute, okay?
- Yeah.
Hm?
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Charles Manson? Why, Bruce?
I said I was nothing like Charles Manson!
Okay, that should never be necessary.
And also you told him
my middle name is Johan.
That's a man's name, you know.
I said Joanne.
Okay, it's not Joanne, so...
- It's not?
- No.
(Sigh)
Well, whose middle name is Joanne then?
I don't know, and I don't care.
You know what? I'm worried
that you don't know anything
about me, or about us.
You think we have something to worry about?
I don't know, babe!
Seriously, come here.
- We'll be fine. All right?
- (Cellphone ringtone)
Who's calling you all the time
and why are you not picking up?
(Continued chiming)
Is it Aubrey?
- She's a client of mine.
- She's an old client,
so answer your phone and tell her to stop.
Okay.
- Jeez.
- Yeah?
Aubrey: (On phone)
Bruce, hi, quick question:
can I deduct my Brazilian wax for my taxes?
Aubrey, I'm not even your accountant
anymore. Didn't you get my email?
No, I don't read emails.
So, Sweden. What are you doing in Sweden?
How did you know I was in Sweden
if you didn't read my email?
Okay, fine I read your dumb email.
Seriously though, what are you doing there?
What does one do in Sweden, the land of...
Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of
something to say about Sweden
but I can literally think of nothing.
Listen, you have to stop
calling me like this.
My girlfriend is going to start wondering
if something is going on.
- Is it?
- Is what?
Is something going on, between us?
No, no, just...
stop calling like this. I've got to go.
Whatever, have fun in stupid Sweden. Bye.
- What did he say? Is he coming back?
- I don't know.
- Well, call him again.
- I don't want to.
Aubrey, I really need him back here.
This stuff is very complicated
and I am in way over my head.
I've already fired three
people since he's left
and I will fire you too.
From what?
From being my friend.
Fine, then find your drugs somewhere else.
Well played.
Thank you.
(Sigh)
Done.
Why do you act all
secretive when Aubrey calls?
Is there something going on
that I should be worried about?
No, honey, I moved to Sweden
to avoid having a long
distance relationship.
Do you think I want to have
a long distance mistress?
Huh! So she's a mistress now?
No, she's an insane person.
So, you have nothing to worry about.
I thought you were saying
- you were only shipping over a few things.
- I did.
- This is only, like, 20% of my stuff.
- Really?
All right, 50%. Still, it's...
Like, what... What's this?
That is my Boomer Esiason football.
He's the greatest left-handed
quarterback in NFL history.
- Okay.
- So, that's staying.
But not in my Arne Jacobsen chair.
Okay... ooh, easy!
Arne, what did he play?
He's a famous designer.
Okay. He's not as famous as Boomer Esiason.
I bet you Boomer Esiason
was a better designer
than that dude was a football player.
Okay, next topic: a wooden bar?
- Yes, she's a beauty right?
- Really?
A wooden bar?
Why do you keep saying "wooden" bar?
Because it's a bar made out of wood.
I'm confused. Is it the bar
or the wood that's the problem?
Both.
None of this stuff goes toge... What is...
It doesn't go together. It's...
I disagree with that,
because this football goes
really well with this bar.
Stop it.
Honey, I'm joking. Don't worry.
This stuff has a way of working itself out.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, relax.
- (Doorbell ringing)
- I am relaxed, okay?
You expecting someone?
(Continued ringing)
- Hey!
- Bruce: Hey-y-y.
We brought some things
that we had in the basement.
- Mamma.
- We thought maybe...
- Okay.
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- Maybe you have a use of them.
- Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Okay.
- Moving porridge.
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No idea what you're saying, so...
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I've never seen anything like this before.
It's awesome!
Wow...
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It's... it's a beauty, it's great.
It's like Tom Cruise's bar in "Cockpit".
- "Cocktail".
- Yes, please.
( ♪♪♪ )
Living together is hard.
In the beginning, everything seems so easy.
But then when you move in together,
that's when the problems really begin.
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I'm just speaking in general terms.
I have this couple that
I'm treating right now.
She's from Sweden.
Very nice girl.
He's from... another country.
Denmark or some place. It doesn't matter.
She's a vegetarian
and he just couldn't live without his meat.
Now this couple thought they were in love,
and the mother really just
wanted the girl to be happy.
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It's like a Transformer.
But... it's a chair; it's
like a Transformer chair.
Who sells these? I should.
(Laughing)
But, they finally realized
that the differences were just too much.
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Emma, you should listen to this.
This is just like us.
So what happened to the couple?
There was no couple,
she's talking about us.
Bruce: Ah, no.
She said he was from Denmark.
- Mm-hmm.
- So...
Right? You're not talking about us, right?
I can't say. I'm a doctor.
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Ja, doctor's ethics.
Uh, confidentiality.
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So, what happens in your life?
Have you started work yet?
On Monday. So now we're just waiting
to hear from immigration.
Yeah. It would be terrible
if Bruce were sent back home.
Yes.
Well, whatever they decide,
the immigrations people probably
know what they are doing.
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Bruce: What happened to the couple?
Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself.
My name is Bruce and I... I don't...
My... My name is...
Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, I just wanted to say hello.
Hej.
(Door opening, closing)
Bruce: Honey, I'm home.
You know what, I think you're right.
Our neighbour just ran away from me.
I told you to just, you know...
I know, you say "Hej hej
and then you walk away.
I get it.
(Cellphone ringtone)
Who is it?
Take a wild guess.
Didn't you tell her to stop calling you?
Relax, I'm not answering.
Relax? I am relaxed, but you know what?
If you don't tell Aubrey
to stop bothering you,
she never will, okay?
I think you're overreacting a little bit.
- You think?
- Yeah.
You think...
this furniture will
just, like, merge together
all of a sudden while we're watching?
Seriously, what are we talking
about right now? I don't...
I've never done this before, okay?
I've never lived with someone before.
I'm not used to accepting stupid...
wooden bars and stuff like that.
You always say that things will work out.
But what if they don't?
What if we get a letter
from the immigration office
saying that we're not a real couple?
And then they will just send you away
and out of my life.
You're the only person I've
ever really cared about.
Baby...
(Sigh)
I don't want you to be upset.
I mean, there's nothing I can do
about the immigration thing, but...
What I can do,
is start by...
sending this text, okay?
(Sniffling)
And you know what? Maybe...
maybe we should just start over.
You know, get rid of everything.
Everything?
Yeah. It's just stuff, you know.
We'll just start over, you know.
Fresh start, clean slate.
Okay, that's a totally
crazy idea... (Laugh)
- but I like it.
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Let's do it.
What does she say?
She seems...
fine with it.
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Man: Thank you so much,
especially for the Arne Jacobsen chair.
Sure, no problem.
(Gears whirring)
Wait!
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Hej, hej.
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- (Door opening)
Here he is! Hey, babe. Welcome home.
Tell him we live... What's that?
It's my football. I couldn't do it.
It's a Boomer Esiason football.
- You can't be angry at this.
- W...
Are you serious? You threw
away my Arne Jacobsen chair
- and you're keeping an old football?
- Yeah, and by the way,
the Arne Jacobsen chair
was worth a lot of money.
- you could have told me that.
- I did tell you that.
When?
- Man: Okay guys...
- I don't remember when I tell you things.
Well, you should probably
pay more attention
because maybe that could have been
useful information that I could have had.
- Uh, guys, could I...?
- No!
You know what, this is something...
he's the best left-handed
quarterback in the NFL...
I don't care if he's
left-handed or right-handed,
I don't care!
I'm going to let myself out here.
You two have obviously proven
yourself to be a real couple.
So, yeah,
good luck with that.
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Told you there's nothing to worry about.
Anyone can see we're a real couple.
I'm sorry, are you still talking?
What do you think of this?
Ah, I don't know, I think, like...
I actually kind of like
it like this, you know?
Like, super romantic.
- Ohh, I love you.
- Love you too.
Let's go to bed.
We don't have one.
Oh, that's right.
( ♪♪♪ )
- Love you.
- Love you too.
- I love you too.
- What was that?
Babe, she's an old client of mine.
I have to do whatever she says.
I'm an old client of his.
He has to do whatever I say.
Kiss me.
- Put a baby inside of me.
- What?
(Eerie ♪♪♪)
- (Grunt)
- Ow!
What was that for?
♪ We're not living in America ♪
It's our apartment now, honey.
It's amazing.
Oh, and this is the bedroom.
Yeah, I'm thinking of changing rooms
because of the windows.
What's wrong with the windows?
Nothing is wrong with them,
but you can't have a
bedroom facing the street.
Says who?
Me, and the rest of Sweden.
It's way too much traffic.
- You think?
- Yeah.
Depends on what you compare it to, I guess.
Okay, it's not New York but..
No, it's definitely not New York.
Is anybody out there?
See there's not even anybody...
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Sorry.
♪ We're not living in America ♪
♪ But we're not sorry ♪
♪ I knew there was something ♪
♪ That we never had ♪
♪ We don't worry ♪
♪ No, we're not living in America ♪
♪ But we're not sorry, no ♪
♪ We don't care about the world today ♪
♪ We're not sorry ♪
♪ For... ahh ♪
Brown, seriously?
Okay, red then.
It doesn't matter how
many colors you bring up.
They will stay white, honey.
Think art gallery, you know?
You put what you like on the walls;
the walls are not the art.
Okay, I'm thinking more
like mental hospital.
You know, like I'm sitting
here with a straitjacket on.
I mean, don't get it.
My apartment in New York had
tons of colors on every wall
and you loved that place. I loved you,
and I still do, but it doesn't mean
that I want poop-colored walls, okay?
Can we just make this place normal?
Normal... I don't even
know what that means.
I know, that's why you have me.
Hah. I'm just saying,
my furniture's going to
look a little out of place.
How much are you shipping over?
Not that much.
What are you doing, by the way?
Making sure there's no neighbour outside.
- And you think that's normal?
- Okay, now!
Isn't that the whole point of
having neighbors, is to meet them?
No! The whole point of having neighbors
is to fill the other
apartments in the building.
What happens if you desperately need milk?
You go to the store.
(Greetings in Swedish)
Oh, here we go.
Hello, my name is Bruce Br...
and this is my girlfriend Emma.
We just... I moved in to the buil...
Okay.
We'll see you around, I think.
We're on... floor... two.
I told you.
What do you mean? She
didn't say one word to you.
- Come on!
- We met, we had a moment.
- We had a meeting of the minds.
- Please!
We've got to hurry to
the immigration office.
It's so American
to say hi to everyone all the time.
"Hey Buddy! What's u-u-up?
How you doing?"
- Are those your American impressions?
- Yes.
- Those are really good.
- Thank you.
I mean, what's wrong with
asking people how they're doing?
Well, it's fake.
In Sweden we just do that
if we really want to
know the answer, you know?
- But I do want to know the answer.
- No, you don't.
Yes, I genuinely care
about how people are doing.
Okay, but if you care about Swedes
leave them alone, okay?
Say "Hej, hej", at most.
If you do more than that,
people will think you're weird!
- Well, how do you get to know new people?
- Well, you don't.
- That's the whole point, honey.
- You know what,
- I'm going to prove you wrong.
- Okay, please do.
Excuse me, sir...
(Grumbling loudly)
Hej, hej.
Hej, hej.
Emma: Told you so.
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Ooh, I'm so relaxed right now.
It's like, you know, these interviews?
I mean, who cares?
- Like, I mean, we are a real couple
- (Cellphone ringtone)
and everyone sees that.
You know, if you're a normal person,
you will see that in one
second. You love me, I love you.
That's the whole story, you know?
It's not going to be a problem.
We don't have to worry
about anything, you know?
This is going to be fine,
but you have to tell them that you love me.
- Honey, you have nothing to worry about.
- Mm-hmm.
- We have nothing to hide.
- I know, I know, I know!
I know. That's what I'm saying.
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Woman: (Shouting, crying)
(Mixed chatter in Swedish)
What's going on?
They didn't pass the test.
Woman: (Crying)
- Bruce?
- What?
You're next.
Let's... can you repeat
the question? I don't...
When did you two meet?
"Meet" is... I don't know if it's...
Is it a translation problem with the word?
But, like, do you mean, like, meet-meet?
When did you two meet?
Meet? I get it. Meet. That's like...
It's not as eas... Do you mean, like, sex?
No, I-I'm not asking when...
- when you did have sex. I...
- Good.
- I wasn't going to tell you anyway, so...
- No, of course.
We do... we do have sex though.
When did you two meet?
Here's problem with that question:
Like Charles Manson, right,
he met a bunch of women,
took them out in the woods,
and, like, poisoned them
or killed them or strangled
them, I don't know.
The point is,
he knew everything about them
but it doesn't mean that
he loved them, right?
Probably would have done
great on that test, though.
Also this Jeffrey Dahmer dude:
he's a guy, met a bunch of
women, knew everything about them,
took them back to his place and...
he ate them, I guess. But...
Why do you keep bringing up serial killers?
I know what you're
thinking. I see it in your...
No, I would never... That's stu...
I would never hurt Emma. I, like...
(Grunt) I love her.
Like, with a passion.
- Just a minute, okay?
- Yeah.
Hm?
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Charles Manson? Why, Bruce?
I said I was nothing like Charles Manson!
Okay, that should never be necessary.
And also you told him
my middle name is Johan.
That's a man's name, you know.
I said Joanne.
Okay, it's not Joanne, so...
- It's not?
- No.
(Sigh)
Well, whose middle name is Joanne then?
I don't know, and I don't care.
You know what? I'm worried
that you don't know anything
about me, or about us.
You think we have something to worry about?
I don't know, babe!
Seriously, come here.
- We'll be fine. All right?
- (Cellphone ringtone)
Who's calling you all the time
and why are you not picking up?
(Continued chiming)
Is it Aubrey?
- She's a client of mine.
- She's an old client,
so answer your phone and tell her to stop.
Okay.
- Jeez.
- Yeah?
Aubrey: (On phone)
Bruce, hi, quick question:
can I deduct my Brazilian wax for my taxes?
Aubrey, I'm not even your accountant
anymore. Didn't you get my email?
No, I don't read emails.
So, Sweden. What are you doing in Sweden?
How did you know I was in Sweden
if you didn't read my email?
Okay, fine I read your dumb email.
Seriously though, what are you doing there?
What does one do in Sweden, the land of...
Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of
something to say about Sweden
but I can literally think of nothing.
Listen, you have to stop
calling me like this.
My girlfriend is going to start wondering
if something is going on.
- Is it?
- Is what?
Is something going on, between us?
No, no, just...
stop calling like this. I've got to go.
Whatever, have fun in stupid Sweden. Bye.
- What did he say? Is he coming back?
- I don't know.
- Well, call him again.
- I don't want to.
Aubrey, I really need him back here.
This stuff is very complicated
and I am in way over my head.
I've already fired three
people since he's left
and I will fire you too.
From what?
From being my friend.
Fine, then find your drugs somewhere else.
Well played.
Thank you.
(Sigh)
Done.
Why do you act all
secretive when Aubrey calls?
Is there something going on
that I should be worried about?
No, honey, I moved to Sweden
to avoid having a long
distance relationship.
Do you think I want to have
a long distance mistress?
Huh! So she's a mistress now?
No, she's an insane person.
So, you have nothing to worry about.
I thought you were saying
- you were only shipping over a few things.
- I did.
- This is only, like, 20% of my stuff.
- Really?
All right, 50%. Still, it's...
Like, what... What's this?
That is my Boomer Esiason football.
He's the greatest left-handed
quarterback in NFL history.
- Okay.
- So, that's staying.
But not in my Arne Jacobsen chair.
Okay... ooh, easy!
Arne, what did he play?
He's a famous designer.
Okay. He's not as famous as Boomer Esiason.
I bet you Boomer Esiason
was a better designer
than that dude was a football player.
Okay, next topic: a wooden bar?
- Yes, she's a beauty right?
- Really?
A wooden bar?
Why do you keep saying "wooden" bar?
Because it's a bar made out of wood.
I'm confused. Is it the bar
or the wood that's the problem?
Both.
None of this stuff goes toge... What is...
It doesn't go together. It's...
I disagree with that,
because this football goes
really well with this bar.
Stop it.
Honey, I'm joking. Don't worry.
This stuff has a way of working itself out.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, relax.
- (Doorbell ringing)
- I am relaxed, okay?
You expecting someone?
(Continued ringing)
- Hey!
- Bruce: Hey-y-y.
We brought some things
that we had in the basement.
- Mamma.
- We thought maybe...
- Okay.
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- Maybe you have a use of them.
- Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Okay.
- Moving porridge.
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No idea what you're saying, so...
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I've never seen anything like this before.
It's awesome!
Wow...
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It's... it's a beauty, it's great.
It's like Tom Cruise's bar in "Cockpit".
- "Cocktail".
- Yes, please.
( ♪♪♪ )
Living together is hard.
In the beginning, everything seems so easy.
But then when you move in together,
that's when the problems really begin.
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I'm just speaking in general terms.
I have this couple that
I'm treating right now.
She's from Sweden.
Very nice girl.
He's from... another country.
Denmark or some place. It doesn't matter.
She's a vegetarian
and he just couldn't live without his meat.
Now this couple thought they were in love,
and the mother really just
wanted the girl to be happy.
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It's like a Transformer.
But... it's a chair; it's
like a Transformer chair.
Who sells these? I should.
(Laughing)
But, they finally realized
that the differences were just too much.
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Emma, you should listen to this.
This is just like us.
So what happened to the couple?
There was no couple,
she's talking about us.
Bruce: Ah, no.
She said he was from Denmark.
- Mm-hmm.
- So...
Right? You're not talking about us, right?
I can't say. I'm a doctor.
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Ja, doctor's ethics.
Uh, confidentiality.
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So, what happens in your life?
Have you started work yet?
On Monday. So now we're just waiting
to hear from immigration.
Yeah. It would be terrible
if Bruce were sent back home.
Yes.
Well, whatever they decide,
the immigrations people probably
know what they are doing.
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Bruce: What happened to the couple?
Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself.
My name is Bruce and I... I don't...
My... My name is...
Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, I just wanted to say hello.
Hej.
(Door opening, closing)
Bruce: Honey, I'm home.
You know what, I think you're right.
Our neighbour just ran away from me.
I told you to just, you know...
I know, you say "Hej hej
and then you walk away.
I get it.
(Cellphone ringtone)
Who is it?
Take a wild guess.
Didn't you tell her to stop calling you?
Relax, I'm not answering.
Relax? I am relaxed, but you know what?
If you don't tell Aubrey
to stop bothering you,
she never will, okay?
I think you're overreacting a little bit.
- You think?
- Yeah.
You think...
this furniture will
just, like, merge together
all of a sudden while we're watching?
Seriously, what are we talking
about right now? I don't...
I've never done this before, okay?
I've never lived with someone before.
I'm not used to accepting stupid...
wooden bars and stuff like that.
You always say that things will work out.
But what if they don't?
What if we get a letter
from the immigration office
saying that we're not a real couple?
And then they will just send you away
and out of my life.
You're the only person I've
ever really cared about.
Baby...
(Sigh)
I don't want you to be upset.
I mean, there's nothing I can do
about the immigration thing, but...
What I can do,
is start by...
sending this text, okay?
(Sniffling)
And you know what? Maybe...
maybe we should just start over.
You know, get rid of everything.
Everything?
Yeah. It's just stuff, you know.
We'll just start over, you know.
Fresh start, clean slate.
Okay, that's a totally
crazy idea... (Laugh)
- but I like it.
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Let's do it.
What does she say?
She seems...
fine with it.
( ♪♪♪ )
Man: Thank you so much,
especially for the Arne Jacobsen chair.
Sure, no problem.
(Gears whirring)
Wait!
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Hej, hej.
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- (Door opening)
Here he is! Hey, babe. Welcome home.
Tell him we live... What's that?
It's my football. I couldn't do it.
It's a Boomer Esiason football.
- You can't be angry at this.
- W...
Are you serious? You threw
away my Arne Jacobsen chair
- and you're keeping an old football?
- Yeah, and by the way,
the Arne Jacobsen chair
was worth a lot of money.
- you could have told me that.
- I did tell you that.
When?
- Man: Okay guys...
- I don't remember when I tell you things.
Well, you should probably
pay more attention
because maybe that could have been
useful information that I could have had.
- Uh, guys, could I...?
- No!
You know what, this is something...
he's the best left-handed
quarterback in the NFL...
I don't care if he's
left-handed or right-handed,
I don't care!
I'm going to let myself out here.
You two have obviously proven
yourself to be a real couple.
So, yeah,
good luck with that.
( ♪♪♪ )
Told you there's nothing to worry about.
Anyone can see we're a real couple.
I'm sorry, are you still talking?
What do you think of this?
Ah, I don't know, I think, like...
I actually kind of like
it like this, you know?
Like, super romantic.
- Ohh, I love you.
- Love you too.
Let's go to bed.
We don't have one.
Oh, that's right.
( ♪♪♪ )
- Love you.
- Love you too.
- I love you too.
- What was that?
Babe, she's an old client of mine.
I have to do whatever she says.
I'm an old client of his.
He has to do whatever I say.
Kiss me.
- Put a baby inside of me.
- What?
(Eerie ♪♪♪)
- (Grunt)
- Ow!
What was that for?
♪ We're not living in America ♪