Welcome to Chippendales (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - An Elegant, Exclusive Atmosphere - full transcript

♪ Disco theme playing ♪

♪ '70s pop music playing ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ Ahh-ahh ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ Ahh-ahh ♪

- What's up?
- Hello.

Let's go, go, go, go, go!

Hey! Hey!

What the fuck...?

Put those back.
You’re shoplifting.



Did you hear his accent?

"Put those back. You
are shoplifting."

I will call the police.

Tell you what.

I'll give you back one, yeah?

I'm... God, I'm sorry, man.

Um... "Somen."

- Somen.
- Let's get out of here, man.

So stupid! There's
no reason...

Somen, how's my
favorite manager today?

- Very good, sir, thank you.
- Good, good. Glad to hear.

- Revenue is up 15% over last month.
- In no small part thanks to you.

I don't know about that,
sir. Oh, don't be modest.

That idea of yours,
the loyalty card...



Sir, do you have a loyalty card?

Loyalty card?

Ten fill-ups, the 11th is free.

It builds the repeat business.

You have a keen
business mind, Somen.

Thank you, sir.

Listen, I want you to come
over for lunch this weekend.

- Sir?
- Mrs. Singh is making her famous mutton saag.

See you soon.

There was a reason I
invited you over today.

Oh?

Of all my managers,
you're the best.

Thank you, sir.

Hard-working, reliable, clever.

So, is everything
to your liking?

Yes, the mutton saag is divine.

Good, good, good.

Thank you so much for this.

My pleasure.

Which is why I want
to promote you.

Promote me? To
general manager.

I want you to oversee operations
to all of my seven gas stations.

I greatly appreciate your offer.

But I'm afraid I can't accept.
- What?

I've been meaning to
speak with you about this

for some time now, sir.

I have made the
decision to leave.

But what will you do?

How much money have you saved?

As of Monday, $44,000.

$44,000? How is that possible?

Actually, it's $44,155.

I rounded down because
I didn't want to brag,

but you pay me $2.60 an hour.

Multiply that by 70 hours a week,
52 weeks a year, by five years.

That comes to $52,000, of which
I have managed to save 90%.

Ninety?

I have no social life
to speak of, sir.

All I do is sleep and work.

For food, I eat expired
sandwiches from the station.

If you have $44,000,

that's nearly enough to
own your own gas station.

That's true.

So why not just work with
me for a few more years...

Sir, I do not want
a gas station.

What do you mean you
don't want a gas station?

That was my dream
when I came here.

But that was seven years ago.

My goals have changed.

I have changed.

Steve Austin, astronaut.

A man barely alive.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to make

the world's first bionic man.

Steve Austin will be that man.

Better than he was before.

Better...

stronger, faster.

I'm going to start
my own business.

Not a gas station,
a backgammon club.

Backgammon?

Over three million
Americans play,

yet no club exists in
all of Los Angeles.

Is this some sort of joke?

Now, imagine if there
were an establishment

where people could
gather together to play

in a sophisticated setting.

Velvet couches, cigar bar.

An elegant,
exclusive atmosphere.

You are serious. Quite.

And I have found the
perfect location.

A failing discotheque
in West Los Angeles.

So, what are you going
to do with the place?

It's going to be
a backgammon club.

And I have the
perfect name for it.

"Destiny II."

The "II" implies it's a sequel,

projecting an air of
success onto the place.

See, people are attracted to things
they perceive are successful.

I've read that in a number
of business journals.

♪ Jazz house music playing ♪

I'll be in my office.

Nah, come on, let's go
someplace different.

This is fuckin' dead in here.

I know, but we're here.
Let's just get one drink.

Welcome. Welcome.

Right this way.

Have a seat at the bar.

Bobby, take good care of them.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

What can I get for ya?

Tom Collins.

And for the lady?

I'll have a Pink Squirrel.

- Of course.
- Excellent choices.

Thank you.

♪ House jazz continues ♪

You're lucky you caught
us at an off hour.

Usually it's so busy.

Yeah. Seven o'clock on a Friday?

Paul.

What? I'm just noting the time.

Oyster Perpetual?

Yeah.

You're a Rolex man, huh?

Very much so.

I would put the Oyster
in my top three,

right alongside the Daytona
and the GMT-Master II.

One day I hope to own one.

Yeah.

Paul Snider.

Steve Banerjee.

And this is Dorothy Stratten.

Hi.

Playmate of the Month.

Paul.
- Like Playboy?

Yeah, you're looking
at Miss August.

It's on newsstands next week.

So, does this mean
you know Mr. Hefner?

Oh, yeah. He's a
really wonderful guy.

Yeah, Heffy, he's the greatest
guy, the sweetest guy.

I can't believe I'm talking to
people who know Hugh Hefner.

You must understand he's my
hero, he's my role model.

- Seriously?
- In fact,

he is the inspiration
for this place.

I wanted to create a
sophisticated establishment

of the sort seen in Playboy.

Well...

it's a club.

I think it's really great.

When did you open it?

Four and a half months ago.

One Tom Collins,
one Pink Squirrel.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

Backgammon club, huh?

It's not a bad idea.

The problem is, you gotta
know what you're doing.

You can't just throw up
some drapes, open the doors,

and wait for the crowds
to magically pour in. Hmm?

There's an art to
opening a club.

There's marketing,
there's publicity,

gotta know who to schmooze,

how to get those bold-faced
names in the door.

"Bold-faced names"?

Do you mean celebrities?
- Exactly.

You know, you get yourself
a Jimmy Caan coming in here,

you plant a piece
with Rona Barrett.

"The hottest place
in town is..."

What's this place called?

- Destiny II.
- Destiny... Destiny II?

"The hottest spot in
town is Destiny II,

where anybody who's
anybody is, is..."

You get the idea.

And you know how to do this?

Hmm? Yeah, sure. It's what I do.

I'm a nightclub promoter.

One of the best in
the biz, right, babe?

Yeah, he really is.

Wait!

What?

- Is there a chance...
- A chance?

You would consider
coming onboard?

You mean with the...

My club, Destiny II.

With your knowledge
and your expertise...

Look, no offense, but,

even if I was interested,
and that is a big if,

I doubt you could afford me.

That's true.

I'm not in a position
to offer a salary,

certainly not one suitable
to a man of your stature.

But what if I offered a stake?

A stake?

Of the ownership.

All right, I'll play.

What are we talkin'?

How does 10% sound?

That would sound insulting.

Fifteen?

It would still sound insulting.

Twenty-five percent.

Guy wants to give me a fourth of
his club right here on the street.

Please.

♪ Funky '70s jazz playing ♪

Where are they?
It's been six weeks.

Not one famous person has
set foot in this club.

They'll be here, trust me.

You keep saying that. Gabe
Kaplan, Telly Savalas...

- These things take time.
- Scott Baio, Gil Gerard.

Hey, these are busy,
important people, all right?

You can't just snap your fingers
and expect a Gabe Kaplan to appear.

♪ Funky jazz playing ♪

Gabe!

Paul Snider.

We met at the Fast
Break premiere.

- Okay. Good to see you.
- Yeah.

Didn't see you in there.

Man, that Chasen's
chili, huh? Ooh!

Hey, congrats on that Emmy nom.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Better not give it to
All in the Family again.

- Nah.
- Enough already.

Kotter all the way, baby.

Kotter all the way.

This might sound like
a crazy question,

but, uh, you like backgammon?

What about Hef?

I told ya, the guy almost
never leaves the mansion.

You said he was your friend. You
said he would definitely do you a...

Hey, just trust me.

All right?

We should let Bobby go early.

What time is it?

8:30.

- Must be later than that.
- It's 8:30.

Your watch stopped.

Oh, battery must have
died or something.

What?

Rolexes don't have batteries.

Let me see it.
- What?

- Show me your watch. Show it to me.
- No.

- Show me your watch.
- Get the fuck off.

What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck is your problem?

- Your watch is fake!
- What?

You are fake.

Excuse me?

- You have deceived me.
- Hey.

Deceived you?

You're not a big-time club
promoter at all, are you?

- Look, man...
- No, you look.

This is not a joke to
me, this is my life.

Every cent I have, I've
put into this club.

- Just calm down.
- I need this!

Hey, so do I!

Look at my girl, man!

Look at her.

You know how many people
are hitting on her?

Fucking directors,
producers, movie stars.

The whole fucking town!

She's gonna leave me, man.
She's gonna fuckin' walk.

You think she's sticking around
if I ain't got something going on?

I need a win, man. I
need a fuckin' win!

♪ Contemplative music playing ♪

Five percent.

What?

If you want to stay,
that's your cut.

No more 25.

Oh, come on, man.

Twenty-five was for a
big-time club promoter.

Look, what about 10?

Five. Take it or leave it.

All right, just do me
one favor, all right?

Don't tell Dorothy.

The backgammon,
it's not working.

♪ Disco music playing ♪

♪ Everywhere that you go ♪

Let's go!

♪ You hear the sound of disco ♪

Gorgeous brunettes!

Go!
- ♪ Some like her high ♪

Come on! Who's it gonna be?

Come on! Yeaaaah!

♪ Disco beat ♪

- ♪ Disco ♪
- ♪ Disco USA ♪

She's down!

Whoo!

- ♪ Disco beat ♪
- ♪ Disco ♪

♪ Disco's here to stay ♪

♪ Everybody you know ♪

♪ Is really playin' disco ♪

♪ Some like it fast ♪

♪ And some like it slow ♪

This is disgusting. Can
we, like, go dancing?

I'd love to shake this off.

Could I come with you?

♪ Disco music playing ♪

♪ Well, my pad is very messy and
there's whiskers on my chin ♪

♪ And I'm all hung up on music
and I always play to win ♪

♪ I ain't got no
time for lovin'... ♪

- This is a gay bar.
- No shit, Stevie.

Come on, baby.

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't
help but love you so ♪

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't
help but love you so ♪

♪ Well, if I had my choice of
matter I would rather be with cats ♪

♪ All engrossed in mental chatter
showin' where our minds are at ♪

Excuse me. May I
please have a Coke?

♪ And relating to each other
just how strong our will can be ♪

♪ In resisting all involvements
with each groovy chick we see ♪

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't
help but love you so ♪

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't
help but love you so ♪

♪ I'm a man... ♪

Are you almost done?
- What?

I'll be outside.

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Movie stars ♪

♪ Find the end of the rainbow
with a fortune to win ♪

♪ It's so different
from the world... ♪

You’re beautiful! Whoo!

♪ Tired of TV ♪

♪ I open the window and
I gaze into the night ♪

♪ But there's nothing
there to see... ♪

Take it off!

♪ There's not a soul out there ♪

♪ No one to hear ♪

♪ My prayer ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme
a man after midnight ♪

♪ Won't somebody help me
chase the shadows away? ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme a man... ♪

That's it.

What?

That is it!

Yeah.

Come with me!

Wh-What are you doing?

- We're going outside.
- Dorothy!

Steve, Steve! Hey,
hey, hey, hey.

What's going on? Hey.

- A strip club for women.
- What?

There are a million strip
clubs for men in Los Angeles,

yet not a single one for women.

Yeah, is this some kind of joke?

Not at all.

That's the dumbest
idea I've ever heard.

What's so dumb about it?

Do you like looking
at naked dudes?

- Of course.
- Oh, fuckin' bullshit. Come on.

- The male body is beautiful.
- You got that right, honey.

Hey, shut the fuck up.

No. I mean, not... not like
how we look at girls, you know.

We're, we're dirty
little dogs, we're pervs.

It's different.

I have something
to tell you, Paul.

Something extremely shocking.

Mm-hmm.

But women get horny.

We're every bit as lustful.

We've just had to be
in the closet about it.

But now with the whole
sexual revolution thing,

it's all coming out.

Erica Jong, Deep Throat,

the pill.

She's right. There’s a
hole in the marketplace.

We'd have something truly
unique all to ourselves.

Try it.

What's the worst
that could happen?

You have an empty club.

Wanna make some money?

We got a little business
opportunity for you.

Strip club for the ladies.

A guy like you could
make a lot of money.

- No...
- All right.

Thirty-nine, 40...

That's pretty good, buddy. You want
to make some money, by the way?

Yeah, we got a business
opportunity for you.

Males stripping for women.

There you go, you really
sold it, Steve, that's great.

Gonna make a lot of money, have
a lot of fun, get a lot of pussy.

This guy, this guy's down.

Yeah, all right.

Then we'll see you
there, Saturday.

Hey, big guy, you wanna
bring those guns down

to Destiny II? It's a
strip club for ladies?

You're gonna make a lot of money...
- We pay by the pound.

This guy's interested,
I can see it in his eye.

Look at that, Steve. See,
that's a hungry look.

We got a business
opportunity for ya.

Okay? We got a new strip
club for the ladies.

It's called Destiny II, this is
Steve Banerjee, he's the manager.

You come take your clothes off,
the ladies are gonna love it.

You're gonna make a lot
of money, Destiny II.

Hey, what about you? You're
practically naked already.

What about you? You're
gonna make bank, come on.

We got a new strip club
opening for the ladies.

Come take your clothes
off, make a lot more money.

♪ I was made for
loving you, baby... ♪

Hey, ladies, got
a fun time for ya.

$4. $4.

All the fun of a fair.

If you think the sun is hot,
wait till you see these men.

Take one for your friend.

Give you a little break
from that beautiful thing.

Hey, why don't you
take one, too, huh?

You deserve it.

♪ You were made for loving me ♪

♪ And I can't get
enough of you... ♪

Not terrible!

This is incredible!

Steve, what the fuck is that?

New name for a new beginning.

Yeah, but "Chippendales"?

Chippendales.

Like the cabinet maker.
- Like the what, now?

Thomas Chippendale, the
18th-century cabinet maker.

No?

He was renowned for his
elegant hand-carved designs.

During Crown rule, his furnishings
filled the Viceroy's palace.

It's classy.

- I love it.
- It's showtime.

Good evening, ladies!

Whoo!

I'm your sophisticated
emcee, Paul Snider.

Are you ready to
have a good time?

Yes!
- Yeah.

Well, put some newspaper
on those seats,

because you are
about to get wet.

Fasten those garter belts
and break out those singles.

Man, do we have a beautiful
show for you tonight!

Are you ready for
carpentry class?

Because we have
some beautiful wood.

It is the world premiere
debut performance

of the world-famous
Chippendales Dancers!

Ow!

Oh, my goodness.
What do we have here?

- ♪ Wanna feel my body ♪
- ♪ Wanna feel my body, baby ♪

♪ Such a thrill, my body ♪
Oh, my goodness.

♪ My body, wanna
touch my body, baby ♪

Oh! It's laundry time.

- ♪ It's too much, my body ♪
- It's gettin' dirty in here!

♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
Uh-oh!

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

Oh, let's tell
'em what you want!

Take it off! Take
it off! Take it off!

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

What have we got going on?

♪ I've got to be a macho! ♪

Yeah!

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

You gotta pay a little
extra for that, lady.

♪ A macho man ♪

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

♪ I've got to be a macho ♪

Would you look at that?

Yeah, let's see that money!

Yeah!

♪ Macho, baby! ♪

Still think it won't work?

Oh, yeah!
- ♪ Wanna feel my body ♪

Let's show them our money!

Whoo!

Yeah. Oh!

The men are very handsome.

Good listeners,
and very muscular.

Yeah!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

You are going to have a
wonderful time tonight.

A good man is hard to
find, but not here tonight

at Chippendales.

Welcome to Chippendales College,

where everybody gets that "D."

Let's see those dollar bills!

Let's take a bite out
of that grade-A prime

all-American beef stock!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, we have lift-off!

Whoo!

Yeah-eah-eah-eah!

All right!

Check out Mr. Hot Dog here.

Let's get some
mustard on that baby.

Jesus H. Christ.

♪ I need hot stuff ♪
Ow!

I'm sorry, sir. This
show is for ladies only.

It's our strict policy.

Well, I'm sure there's
somebody I could talk to.

Would you go fetch the manager?

Actually, I am the manager,

and as such, I must
ask you to leave.

Of course, you ladies can stay,

provided you find
an empty chair.

You know what?

Fuck it, I got the gist.

Talk about a flaming
pile of trash.

You know, I've been
hearing about this place.

I thought I'd check it out
out of professional curiosity.

Professional curiosity?

Who are you?

Who am I?

Nick De Noia.

Emmy-winning choreographer.

You won an Emmy?

No.

I won two.

♪ I need hot stuff ♪
Come here, baby!

Uh-oh, what's happening?

Uh-oh.

Oh, my God!

There's something fishy in here.

Classy.

Yeah, let's see
that money, ladies!

Let's go.

Oh my God. Let's see
those dollar bills!

Whoo!

It's Chippendales, baby!

♪ Contemplative music playing ♪

Really? You really don't
know Jennifer O'Neill?

"Rio Lobo," "Summer of '42"?

She's a major movie star.

Anyway, the point being,
by the time we got hitched,

I'd long moved on from acting.

The last five years, I've
been producing and directing.

TV and film mostly,

theater when I need
to scratch the itch.

And what did you
win the Emmys for?

Unicorn Tales.

- Sorry, what?
- Unicorn Tales.

Oh, "tails" because it's a
thing on the back of a horse,

and also means story.

- That's right, you get it.
- I haven't heard of it.

Big show, NBC.

- NBC?
- Mm-hmm. Cigarette?

No, thank you.

So...

what can I do for you?

Well, I was hoping to
speak with you because...

I asked for dressing
on the side.

I'm so sorry, sir.

Sorry. Continue.

As I was saying, um...

the reason I wanted
to meet with you was

I was hoping to
get your thoughts.

My thoughts?

On the show.

You called it "a
flaming pile of trash."

Well, I wouldn't say that.

That it's trash?

That it's a show.

A show has choreography.

Production values, narrative.

What you have is a... is a...

it's a crass spectacle,

a cheap gimmick

devoid of the slightest
hint of stagecraft

or professionalism.

What would you do?

Oh, to turn it into
something half decent,

an actual show

that maybe could last?

- Yes.
- Well, I'm not fuckin' tellin' you.

People pay big bucks
for my expertise.

If I paid, would you be open?

To what, exactly?

You come on to consult
for a week or two weeks.

Oh, whip your thing into some
semblance of actual entertainment?

Got it.

Oh, that is a hell
of a tall order.

But I do enjoy a challenge.

And 5, 6, 7, 8.

Good. Sexy, keep it sexy.

Sexy in the face, guys.
Keep the eyes alive.

That’s it.

There’s no place in the
world you'd rather be

than dancing for
these beautiful women.

That's right, guys. You
are king of the jungle.

- He's good.
- He's really good.

Gimme that tiger energy!

Rrrrr! Yes.

Oh, yeah, really good.

What? He is.

Yeah!

And give it to them...

Good!

All right, awesome,
guys. Very very good.

Very good. All right, back it
up, back it up, back it up. Uh...

What do we need this
asshole for, huh?

He'll help turn it
into a real show,

choreography, you know,
production values.

This ain't Broadway
we're doin', all right?

We're a fuckin' strip joint on
Overland next to a car wash.

Really feel it in your body,
right, like you're a giant tongue.

You got a wall in front of you
and you're licking the wall

with your entire body.

That's it, good.

What did you say
he won an Emmy for?

- Two Emmys.
- What did he win two Emmys for?

Unicorn Tales.

Unicorn Tales?

Never fuckin' heard of it.

This walk, you are
strutting down the street

and you are owning it and
everybody is looking at you.

He's just here for
a couple of weeks.

He'll whip the show
into shape and be gone.

Mm-hmm. Really feel that.

And walk and walk

and give it to those ladies.

Yes! That's it.

They want it. Make love
to them with your eyes.

And turn it around. Okay.

Good.

Feel it in the body, very nice.

Yes! Keep an eye on my feet.

I'm going to show
you a pivot turn.

Now, you lock eyes with the
most beautiful lady in the room,

and...

you hold her gaze, all right?

And then you step and pivot

and step and pivot.

Back to her, and pivot and step.

Do it with me,
and step and pivot

and step and pivot, yes.

And pivot and step.

Don’t let her get
away. Step and pivot...

I'm hungry, let's
go eat, come on.

And pivot... Let me see you...

Hey, let me go! I'm
not even hungry.

And 5, 6, 7, 8...

Come on.

Right this way.

♪ Piano playing romantic music ♪

Why are we here?

Hmm? What, L'Escoffier?

It's like the
hottest spot in town.

No, I know. That
wasn't the question.

I mean, Orson Welles
eats here every day.

Merci beaucoup, amigo.

Paul.

What? Gotta keep 'em sweet.

You know how hard it is to
get a reservation here, huh?

Dorothy?

Yes.
- Peter Bogdanovich.

We met last summer
at the mansion.

Oh, my gosh. Of course.

Won't you come join
us for a moment?

I'd love to introduce you
to some of my friends.

I'll be back in
a sec. This way.

Would you be willing to read
for me? I... I would love that.

I would love to read.

You have a certain
just natural sweetness

and a certain quality that
I think is very, very rare.

Wouldn't you guys
agree? Absolutely.

So nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.
You're so welcome.

Good to see you, Peter.

Oh, my God! Oh, my
God, oh, my God.

You are not going to
believe what just happened.

What happened?

He just asked me to read
for a part in his new movie.

Yeah?

Of course he did.

What's that mean?

You really don't know?

Know what?

He wants to fuck you.

Why would you say that?

Because it's true.

Did he say, "You have
a certain quality"?

Did he say that?

"Oh, I got this part you'd
be perfect for, huh?"

Yeah. Of course, he did.

Paul, you can be a
real asshole sometimes.

You’re gonna fuck him.

Excuse me?

You are gonna fuck
Peter Bogdanovich.

I am not going to fuck
Peter Bogdanovich.

Sure you are. You just
don't know it yet.

Shut up, Paul.

Where's the audition, hmm?

In his bungalow at the
Beverly Hills Hotel?

No, wait, it'll be at his
chalet in the south of France.

That’s the move.
Fuckin' smooth fucker.

Why can't you ever
be happy for me?

I just say what I see, all right,
just calling it like it is.

Fuck off.

Fuck you.

No, fuck you,
Dorothy. Fuck you!

Oh, come on.

I'm sorry.

You can't just engage
a woman's body,

you gotta engage her mind.

You know, women aren't like men.

They want a story.

You gotta weave
them a fairy tale.

Fucking bitch!

Fucking slut!

Paul!

Goddamn it!

Paul. What is going on?

What's going on? I'll tell
you what's fuckin' goin' on.

Peter fuckin' Bogdanovich,
that's what's goin' on.

I don't know what that means.

Oh, he's a major fuckin'
Hollywood director, Steve,

and he just asked Dorothy
to read for his new film.

- Isn't that good?
- No.

It's not fuckin' good,
Steve, it's fuckin' horrible.

- Why is it horrible?
- Aw, jeez.

Do I have to explain every
fuckin' thing to you?

What it means, Steve,

is that he is going to fuck her.

And when he fucks her,

he's going to steal
her away from me.

Fuckin' bitch!
- Where are you getting this from?

Because that's how
this shit works, Steve!

I know how this shit works!

Fuck! After all I've
fuckin' done for her.

She wouldn't even fuckin'
be here if it wasn't for me.

She'd be fuckin' makin'
peanut-butter fuckin' parfaits...

I'm sorry, I've had it.

What? You've had it with what?

You.
- Excuse me?

You are bad energy.

Oh, bad energy.
Go fuck yourself,

Unicorn Tales, bad energy.

I can’t have him around
while we're rehearsing.

Are you gonna listen to this
fuckin' piece of shit, Steve?

Oh, and speaking of
not having you around,

your emceeing services
are no longer required.

- Excuse me?
- You're creepy.

And you're weird,
and you're fired.

Yeah. Yeah, well, you...

you don't get to fire me, so...

Oh, but I do.

Will you set this cocksucker
straight, please, Steve?

Steve?

I've given Nick full authority
in all creative matters.

Are you kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Fuck you, Banerjee!

Paul? Paul?

♪ Disco music playing ♪

Welcome to Chippendales!

Have fun, girls!

Jeff, we need more
water for the dancers.

Come on, guys, this should
have been done an hour ago.

Bobby.

Think this will hold us?

If anything, we need more rum.

Paul, could you check in back?

- Sure thing, boss.
- Do you have a second?

I'm a little busy, what's up?

Um, this is kind of random,
but I had this idea.

Uh-huh.

I know how much you
admire Hugh Hefner.

- I do.
- Which got me thinking.

What if Chippendales did
like a Playboy Club thing?

Cuffs and collars.

Just like the Bunnies.

It could be a
really classy touch.

I feel ridiculous.

You are a genius.

Ladies and ladies,
are you ready to have

the greatest night
of your lives?

Please welcome your wildest
fantasies come to life,

the men of Chippendales!

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, ride! ♪

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, ride! ♪

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, ride! ♪

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, hup, hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Give your love
to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love
you hard as he can ♪

- Whoo!
- ♪ Give your love to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love
you hard as he can ♪

♪ Oh, the sergeant at arms
had masculine charms ♪

♪ He could keep all
the ladies waiting ♪

♪ Hup, 2, 3, 4! ♪

♪ His black leather boots
kick the butts of recruits ♪

♪ What a way to keep
up your rating ♪

Take 'em off!
- ♪ Life at the outpost ♪

- ♪ Oh, every single night ♪
- ♪ Life at the outpost ♪

♪ Oh, you can bet
on your life... ♪

- What?
- We're leaving. Come on.

♪ Those men were
working it right ♪

♪ Every single day all
the ladies would say ♪

♪ Give your love
to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love you
hard as he can, can ♪

♪ Give your love
to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love
you hard as he can ♪

The greatest show you'll ever
seen in your entire life,

and that's a fact!

♪ But his wife had
different intentions ♪

♪ Boom-boom bang-bang ♪

♪ Fulfilling desires
around the old campfires ♪

♪ Doing things I
dare not mention ♪

♪ Life at the outpost ♪

♪ Oh, every single night ♪

♪ Life at the outpost... ♪

To Chippendales!

That was wonderful!

Absolutely wonderful
work, everybody.

Wonderful work!

Thank you so much.
Fantastic work.

Best $3,000 I ever spent.

Glad I could be of service.

Well...

Good luck to you.

Thank you.

Okay!

Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!

You took off your clothes
and the women loved it!

To Chippendales!

- To Chippendales!
- To Chippendales!

♪ Contemplative music playing ♪

This is Paul. And
this is Dorothy.

We're not in right now.
So leave your name...

Number. And time of call.

And we'll get back to you...

as soon as possible.

Paul, it's Steve.

That was some night, huh?

I didn't even see you two leave.

Anyway, I was calling
because I was hoping

you could do me a favor.

On the way in, could you
stop by that upholstery place

and pick up those stools?

I would do it myself, the
place is right by my apartment,

but I actually ended up
spending the night at the club,

and it's not worth
the trip home.

There is hours of cleanup.

Ooh!

Okay, hopefully you get this,
but if not, don't worry.

I'll pick them up tomorrow.

I'll see you both soon.

Good stuff.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ But if you want to
know how I really feel ♪

♪ Get the cameras rollin',
get the action goin' ♪

♪ Baby, you know my
love for you is real ♪

♪ So take me where you want to ♪

♪ Me and my heart you steal ♪

♪ More, more, more ♪

♪ How do you like it,
how do you like it? ♪

♪ More, more, more ♪

♪ How do you like it,
how do you like it? ♪

♪ More, more, more ♪

♪ How do you like it,
how do you like it? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ But if you want to know
how I really feel... ♪

♪ Me and my heart you steal... ♪