Weird Nature (2002–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Bizarre Breeding - full transcript

There was a time when myth
and science were entwined

When mermaids and unicorns
could mysteriously appear

Nature was weird

When science revealed the truth
behind these imaginary creatures

it found real animals
lay behind the legends

Today, science still makes
astonishing discoveries

but nature seems just as weird

It's just that fact
has broken free from fiction

Many dances are
stylized forms of courtship

Scorpions dance for
the same seductive reason

But a Spanish scorpion
must court with care



as he takes her by the claws
he fends off her sting with his tail

Rejection now would be fatal

He keeps up her interest
by sweeping her off her feet

The dance may last for hours as he
tries to put her into a receptive mood

He seals his proposal with a kiss

It stops him becoming a meal

Next he offers a present

He leaves a package to fertilize
her eggs on the tip of a stalk

He guides her to pick up the gift,

leaving just the stalk behind

This weird journey explores
many other strange aspects
of nature's ways of breeding

In courtship,
gifts are always appreciated

The Satin bowerbird of Australia
has an eye for the presents
his partner adores

Her favorite color is blue



This is not his nest, but a bower

a place of seduction

He must keep up its maintanence
to impress any females that call

She visits all the bowers in
her neighborhood to judge each male
on his home decorating skills

She is hard to impress

An experienced male
won't accept rejection lightly

He just works harder
at winning her over

The more blue trinkets he accumulates

the more he turns her eye

His interest in home decoration
is purely biological

The harder he works,
the more he proves his fitness

He has amassed the bowerbird's
equivalent of wealth

a proof of his genetic worth

And this bird has a lot on show

On this occasion,
a ring seems appropriate

and it seems to be doing the trick

We may see human parallels
in the bowerbird's courtship

But biologically,
our behavior is stranger

We are one of the most
sexually active of all mammals

but we are also
one of the least fertile

And few animals have
such a long courtship or
mate throughout the year

But by any measure,
this marsupial mouse is weird

Antechinus squeezes its bouts of
passion into a few energetic days

In early spring,

the male's only goal is to mate
with as many partners as possible

Each session lasts several hours

and as soon as it ends,
he looks for a new partner

He aims to track down
every female in the neighborhood

Subtlety is not his forte

All this activity leaves him
little time to eat, drink or sleep

And in time, the stress
starts to wear him down

Although exhausted,

rampant hormones urge him on
to yet another encounter

But he's feeling the strain

Over the two-week breeding season,

he ages a lifetime

Run down and tired,

he is literally on his last legs

All the males are soon gone,

leaving the females
to bring up the babies

His sacrifice makes genetic sense,

more offspring will survive
if he isn't there to compete for food

Male mice may cause their own demise

But in the meadows of southern France

it's the female that's
the deadlier of the species

The femme fatale in question is
the European praying mantis

The smaller male courts
his partner carefully

She can literally
make a meal of any male

But he has to mate
to pass on his genes

In this gruesome embrace,

her love bite is
the last thing he knows

But even this trauma
doesn't seem to unnerve him

he continues to mate
as though nothing has happened

Losing his head over a female
helps nourish his future offspring

Astonishingly, decapitation
even improves his performance

A tiny brain in his rear
keeps him active

This macabre coupling can last a day

Even then, the discarded carcass
doesn't give up readily

In the oceans, courtship
is even more complicated

It is a world of sexual
confusion and gender bending

One of the commonest reef fish Anthias

They gather in shoals
many hundred strong

Oddly, most of them are female

They can be identified by
their violet eyebrow line
and orange color

The few males are purple with
a plumelike fin on their back

Should the male be removed,
something strange happens

The leading lady takes over
his role, literally

Her sexuality is flexible

She can perform a quick
sex change to take his place

Not only does her color
and appearance change

she becomes he by developing
male sex organs as well

It takes less than a week for this lady
to become a fully functioning gent

Gender bending is also
a speciality of sea hares

Like other sea slugs,
sea hares are bisexual

Their hind quarters are female
and their head ends are male

Their sexual orientation
depends on which ends meet first

When several sea hares get together,
they often form a mating chain

The front slug has to be female,

but those in the middle mate
both ways and the last sea slug
is always male

If the leader turns and
joins the end of the chain,

a bisexual wheel forms

Birth inevitably follows mating

For some, bubbles hold
the secret of child care

These Thai men are experts
on breeding Siamese fighting fish

Traditionally,
bets are placed on contest
between their prize specimens

Such fights occur naturally
in nearby lakes and rivers

In either place,

the winner gains the female
and a chance to show a more
tender side to his nature

An egg-like marking on her belly
shows she's ready to breed

a come-on for the male
to start courtship

He then does something
reminiscent of a child's game

He blows bubbles

But he stops his bubbles popping
by coating them with saliva

Soon, a cluster of glistening bubbles
starts to accumulate

These will form a bubble nest
for the care of his young

Then his aggression returns

But only to put her in the mood
to accept his embrace

He quickly siphons up
the fertilized eggs

then spits them into the bubbles

This bubble wrapping protects them
from predators or infection

Two days later the fry hatch and
start to feed from their egg sacs

The fighting fish keeps up his vigil

fry that stray are soon caught and
return to the care of the bubble nest

Caring for young by bubble wrapping
them is popular in nature

The praying mantis lathers up
a foam of microscopic bubbles
to cocoon her offspring

The foam hardens into a protective
case that casts her young

Foam nesting frogs also get into
a lather tending their young

The mother secrets a fluid
that the pair whip up into
a foam similar to egg white

She lays her fertilized eggs inside

The outer wall of bubbles
hardens like moraine

and protects the eggs from predators,
bacteria and the weather

Three days later, the first of
several hundred tadpoles emerge

While some bubble wrap
their young, others literally
splash out on child care

In the Amazon, splash tetras
stage a leaping contest

These strange fish out of water
lay their eggs on leaves

The males leap to
inspect suitable sites

They prefer protected leaves with
a surface that's easy to stick to

The leap requires perfect posture

The fish must align itself
so it grips the leaf by
surface tension as it lands

The male guards his chosen leaf
until a female arrives

The pair line up under the leaf
and perform the ultimate act

synchronised swimming

As a cue, the female nudges
the male with her head

then a flick of their tails
propels them in perfect unison

They are so synchronized

To the human eye,
they appear as one

The eggs are laid,
but the male's work has just begun

He must keep them wet
until they hatch

The splash tetra must have
the most labor intensive of
child care of any fish

But his eggs are safer
from predators on leaves
rather than in the river

After two days of hard splashing,
the fry emerge

The Surinam toad's version of
parenting is even more eccentric

Her young literally
get under her skin

They develop from eggs to tadpoles
in a wad of skin on her back

and emerge as fully formed toadlets

Most toads lay hundreds of eggs
and only a few survive

Using skin care ensures that
all the Surinam's offspring
become baby toads

Once free, they fend for themselves

For some, parental care is
the father's responsibility

The African bullfrog is
one such doting parent

His tadpoles develop in shallow pools
where he acts as their lifeguard

But water is siphoned up
by many thirsty creatures

Faced with towering competition,
the bullfrog retreats

but as the water levels drop,
he still remembers his offspring

The sun also causes
the precious water to vanish

Soon the mud will be concrete hard

His poor tadpoles
are left high and dry

They call to their father for help

He reacts by digging an escape route

It's a race against time

He paddles away to soften
the rock-hard earth
as he digs a canal

Their pleas for help urge him on

Break through happens
in a nick of time

He leads his offspring to safety

The bullfrog is one of the world's
most devoted fathers

but he has competition

The Siberian dwarf hamster
must win the prize for
being nature's new man

The male acts as midwife
during his partner's labor

Male midwifery is unique
among mammals

And even in humans,
it's a recent development

Biologically,
human birthing behavior is strange

Only humans have such painful
and extended labor

and few animals have
such helpless young

But like other mammals, human males
traditionally stay away at the birth

However the hamster's mate
is her constant birth companion

Russian hospitals still follow
tradition and exclude fathers
from the birth process

But the hamster's partner shows
a feminine care and concern

He cleans each newborn baby in turn

His human counterpart can
only wait in the sidelines

At birth, the hamster even cuts
the umbilical cord with his teeth

Traditionally, women continue
to help once the birth is over

Again, the male hamster
takes on this caring role

He retrieves any youngsters
that wriggle from the nest

In many countries, human fathers
are now encouraged to attend birth

But in Russia,
old traditions die hard

The hamster may be the only mammal
that naturally acts like a new man

But there's a catch, he soon
reveals a less sensitive side

His partner can only mate
over the next three hours

Helping at the birth
stops him missing the moment

But the dwarf hamster has a rival
for his new age credentials

Sea horses are the only
animals in which the male
actually becomes pregnant

He carries his partner's eggs
in a brood pouch on his stomach

The pouch lining acts like a placenta
and nourishes the developing young

When the time comes to give birth,
he even suffers contractions

They become more violent
as the birth approaches

He gives birth to around 100 young

Each is a miniature replica
of their father

Sea horses are the only animals whose
males experience the birth process

His young grips the nearest thing
they can find, even each other

He may be the spitting image
of his father

but from now on, he's on his own

For sea horses,
parental care stops at birth

Extended child care is
most common in mammals

The Asian musk shrew has
perhaps the oddest way of
keeping her young in line

Moving a large family between nests
is a big responsibility

To avoid getting lost,

each youngster bites the fur
by its neighbor's tail
and hangs on tight

To the young,
it's a game of follow my leader

Wherever their mother goes,
they keep in step

But if the mother becomes separated
from her brood,

the youngsters grab
any moving thing that passes

Their persistence of strength
of grasp is phenomenal

As long as the train keeps moving,
they'll hold on tight

even in the air

Stop the train and they let go

When the mother returns, order
is restored to her chaotic brood

She guides her daisy chain to safety

Such care may seem odd

but in a world of bizarre breeding,
we are stranger

No other animal tends its young
for as long as us