Wedding Season (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Episode #1.7 - full transcript
I object.
I only showed up because you sent me
a voice message in that morning.
I thought that she was Abby Davis.
- Did you kill all those people?
- No.
KATIE: The Block did it.
The cop Metts, she's corrupt
or I don't know she's in on it.
I bet you she works for The Block.
Alright, so we just gotta find her,
figure out what she knows.
There's a wedding.
It's like a crime family merge
except there's sequins.
STEFAN:
Katie, this could clear your name.
I'm so happy that you told me everything.
-(panting)
-(phone ringing)
(Stefan's voicemail)
Hey, you've called Stefan.
I'm obviously not here.
So, please leave a message.
(beep)
(exhales sharply)
Hey, Stefan.
It's me.
Just really wanted to
talk to someone right now.
I really wanted to talk to you.
I don't think I wanna do this anymore.
What I'm about to do...
I feel like...
I have to.
Cause I've come so far...
and I feel like I have an obligation.
But I know if I do, I'm gonna regret it
for the rest of my life.
God, I really wish you were here right now
because if you were here...
I know exactly what you would do.
You would probably
try to talk me out of it.
And you'd probably be able to
because you...
Because you always bring out
the best in me.
(sobs)
(knock on door)
(eerie music playing)
("Blood in the Cut" by k.flay)
♪ Met back up with the boy I love ♪
♪ Cried on the streets of San Francisco ♪
♪ I don't have an agenda ♪
♪ All I do is ♪
(muffled song playing)
(indistinct chatter over radio)
(tense music playing)
You okay?
Yeah. I’m fine.
- How are you?
- Yeah.
I’m weirdly excited. Are you excited?
Um... I'll be excited if we survive
the next 24 hours.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
KATIE: Don't get recognized.
Okay.
Oh...
Okay. It's cool, it's cool.
You know, there's one thing
I was thinking about.
KATIE: This is really stupid.
Why did you leave me that voicemail?
The night before the wedding.
You told me you didn’t want to
go through with it.
(guard) Hold on.
We weren’t told there were people.
We were told there was a dress.
We are with it. We're--
We're-- We’re meant to be
in a fitting with the bride,
like, now, so if you want to explain
that you were the one that
made us late, then go for it.
- Are you with the dress? Come on.
- Yes, ma'am.
KATIE: Nice to meet you.
- KATIE: Come on, Jesus.
- STEFAN: Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah. I’m fine. Have you heard
from your friends?
- Not quite yet.
- What?
- They're gonna get it done though, right?
- Absolutely. Yeah.
STEFAN: I have total faith in them.
MAN: So, when picking a lock...
Can you just turn the volume up?
Cause I actually need to hear it.
(cellphone ringing)
- Geez.
- What? We’re on a mission. So...
When was the last time you
picked up your boyfriend’s calls?
- Um, all the time.
- Like when?
Like, it’s just a lot, okay?
Like, “How are you?”
and “Do you wanna hang out?”
and “I love you.”
It’s exhausting.
Look. I'm gonna be the one to say it.
I don’t think we should be breaking
into a policeman’s flat anyway.
You know, I'm with Jackson.
This has gone far enough. Come on.
- Wait.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.
Where the fuck do you think you're going?
Stefan asked us to get intel on Metts,
so that's exactly what we're gonna do.
And we all know that if he was here
he’d do the same thing for us, so.
None of us would ever need him
to break into a policeman’s flat, though.
(door unlocks)
(exhales sharply) Well, I guess,
there's no turning back now. So...
(upbeat music playing)
Alright, anything that could even vaguely
be used against her, bring it to me.
- Fucking hell!
- SUJI: Jesus!
Fuck! I can’t go back to jail!
LEILA: Oh!
DI Donahue...
It's good to see you again.
DONAHUE: Not DI anymore.
Been suspended.
Letting suspects escape. Repeatedly.
Okay.
That sounds... that sounds shit.
Yeah. Yeah, it's shit.
Yeah. We heard your partner
was on the take, huh?
Yeah.
Julie at my old work got the sacked
because she kept stealing printer
cartridges and selling them on eBay,
so I...
I completely understand how you feel.
I don’t think that’s the same thing.
The good news is, right,
Katie and Stefan are gonna go find Metts
- and clear Katie's name.
- Suji?
What?
So they think that she's
at this wedding in Texas.
Suji, don't.
What wedding? What are you talking about?
It’s this influencer called Mitzi,
She’s the daughter of the head of
this criminal organization called
The Block.
So they’re going to this wedding to
find your partner and get her confess.
You just told him the whole plan.
What? He's on our side. Right?
DONAHUE: I remember when
we were first partnered up,
we went out for dinner
before a night shift.
A Chinese place.
Very reasonably priced.
And she had this reaction.
It was a sesame allergy.
She was in a bad way.
She pulls out this epi-pen,
and she sticks it in her leg,
and the next thing you know
she's just out of there,
resolved from this...
this hostage situation.
(heavy breathing)
I guess what I’m saying is...
she’s the strongest woman I’ve ever met.
But everyone’s got a weakness.
Good luck.
So are we fucked? Is Stefan fucked?
No. Weren’t you listening?
- He just told us.
- SUJI: What?
- SUJI: Mr. Police?
- Told us what?
Oh shit. Shit. No, he's right.
-(cellphone chimes)
- What?
(tense music playing)
Keep up please!
I absolutely do not have time
to look for you,
I’ll just leave you to the coyotes.
(cellphone chimes)
- Hey! Metts has a sesame allergy.
- We can work with that.
That’s not a joke, by the way,
the coyotes can get through the fencing.
Did Vince brief you on the bride?
- Uh, just a little bit.
- ASSISTANT: She’s a piece of work.
Satan in square-toe sandals.
- Have fun.
- Okay.
What do you mean
I can’t stream the fitting?
I stream everything.
When I had my coil put in I streamed that.
Because it was educational.
If I don’t post something,
my followers will think I’m dead.
- You can't.
- Why not?
Huh?
Hello?
STEFAN: Because...
Because you...
You don't want the groom to see you
in your beautiful dress
before the big day, right?
- Spoilers.
- Spoilers. Exactly. Yeah.
Okay.
Great.
(exhales sharply)
Thanks for stepping in there.
No worries. I learned from the best.
I don’t think I should be your role model.
MITZI: Hello? I'm over here.
Ugh. I cannot believe that my dad
talked me into getting married.
Oh, really?
Yeah. He wants to make this really
big deal with Wyatt’s dad
who, like, basically runs the Gulf Coast.
But, I have a girlfriend,
Gloria,
and like, Dad really loves her,
she’s actually one of his bodyguards,
but he really needs to do this deal
so he had offered to buy me a record label
if I married Wyatt.
Wyatt's really hot, so, you know,
I was like, this way the world
can see my art and...
so I was like, cool, whatever.
Cool. Whatever.
STEFAN: So, that voicemail,
the night before your wedding,
- KATIE: Dude.
- was it like you weren't sure
about going through with it?
- Please.
- I'm just asking.
Hey, don’t I know you?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, I recognize
your face from somewhere.
(tense music playing)
No, you don't.
(muffled voices)
(knock on door)
KATIE: One second.
Yeah?
- Robert.
- Katie. Nightcap?
They’re with me, Bradley,
stop waving your ugly dick around.
Look, I don’t have time to babysit you
because Idina Menzel pulled out
of singing during the ceremony
and I have to book a replacement.
Just stay in your room.
Technically, it’s the dress’s room.
Okay. Wanna go over the plan
one more time?
Seven run-throughs seems like enough.
Yeah, you're right.
You alright? You seem a bit...
off your game.
What do you mean? I'm fine.
-(panting)
- Katie.
I'm not fine.
It’s just...
you’ve been doing so much
to help me, Stefan,
and I'm not entirely sure I deserve it.
I don't think I'm worth it.
Come here.
You are worth it.
Trust me.
(indistinct chatter)
Thank you.
For being here.
I know that this isn’t
where you want to be.
Well, I wouldn’t say that.
(laughs)
I meant the whole mortal danger thing.
Oh, that? Yeah.
You know I'm kind of
weirdly used to that now.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Day five of being on the run.
Or day six. I...
I've no idea what day it is.
- I really couldn't tell you.
-(laughing)
I thought I wanted the quiet life.
- Stop working out.
- Mm-mmm. Not great.
You know after my mum passed away,
and I was in the system, I just...
I really wanted things to stay
the same, you know? I didn't want to...
I didn't wanna be in another home,
or move around with different families
and the fucking churn of it all.
So I kept my head down, and I studied,
and I get to Manchester,
and I make all these friends and I...
I think that's the life I want.
But I think a part of me
still feels at home in the chaos.
Something about you makes me feel at home.
Boy, I'd like to think my life is usually
more chill that the last week has been.
Yeah. I...
I just mean like, for instance,
we have had sex on multiple occasions
And never once in a bed.
Fair point. We're on
a bed right now, Mister.
- Indeed, we are.
- Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Can we just stay like this
for a little while?
Yeah.
- Come on.
- Mmm.
- Get in here.
-(chuckles)
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
Why did you come to the church that day
after I'd left you the voicemail?
I thought I’d broken your heart.
Cause you asked.
(sobs)
("Oh Snap" by Jhay C)
♪ Oh snap ♪
♪ Is she serious? ♪
♪ Is she a good girl?
Or is she devious? ♪
♪ Everywhere I go
They got my name all in their mouth ♪
♪ They like, wait
Am I really seeing this? ♪
♪ A Hollywood girl
She's so mysterious ♪
♪ Why everybody posted up
Like what she gon' do now? ♪
- Just to check-- Sorry.
-(gasps)
You know, because
there’s absolutely no going back
and are you really sure
you want the lights on?
No, no, no actually, it seems stupid. No.
- No, I don't...
- Okay. Great. That's way better.
- What the fuck did you do?
- Nothing.
Okay, listen. I couldn't see Metts.
That's the whole plan. Fuck.
What are we gonna do?
(song playing in the distance)
Mitzi sweetie.
Look at your beautiful wedding.
Get over here.
-(Mitzi sighs)
- Huh?
- Umm.
- So, tell me.
Where are your dad’s work friends sitting?
(exhales sharply)
Well, left side, those are my friends.
Right side, that's Wyatt's family.
They're like crazy.
Sit your ass down!
Put your fucking phone away
and do not take my picture!
Ugh. And then my stupid dad’s friends
are in the very back...
- KATIE: Oh.
- MITZI: Alright guys.
Time to get married, I guess.
(exhales sharply)
Daddy! Daddy.
There she goes.
Okay.
Metts. Metts. Metts.
Metts. Metts. Metts. Metts.
- Got her.
- Does she have her bag?
Yes, she does.
We're gonna need a distraction.
Alright. Whoa!
I got an idea.
I think it’s an absolute longshot,
and I think it’s going to get you
both killed.
Don't give me a critique,
just tell me if you can do it.
- We can be ready in three minutes.
- Okay. Can you make it two?
Stefan.
What?
If you die,
can I have your nice headphones?
Oh, fuck off.
-(line beeping)
- Thank you.
- You nervous, son?
- Yeah.
It's not too late to run.
I did at my first wedding and my third.
-("Style" by Aiden.
-J)
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ You want it, want it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ Got it, got it ♪
♪ Style ♪
(rapper raps in Korean)
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ You want it, want it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
Look at you, little piece of God's candy.
-(mic static)
- Hello, hello!
I would like to welcome one and all
to the wedding of Wyatt Williams
to his beloved Mitzi Yeung.
WOMAN 1: Yeah.
Look at them beautiful children of God.
Hallelujah.
Yoo-hoo!
Now, I'd like to invite you.
Close your eyes, bow your head
and join me in prayer.
Dear Jesus Christ,
the only son of our father...
-(moaning)
- MAN: Oh, my God.
(moaning continues)
(mischievous music playing)
-(woman screaming)
- MITZI: What is happening?
Oh, no.
(indistinct chatter)
-(beeps)
-(moaning)
Who the fuck is responsible for this?
Jackson,
I swear to god, if your bottomless
well of porn saves them...
(indistinct chatter)
Put your phones away.
Do not fucking post this.
Stop recording this!
I'll sue you!
Stop it!
Tech support! We need tech support!
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
Oh, my... Oh, that's a taint.
That's a full taint.
Oh, my God. I'm gonna be sick.
(moaning)
(power shuts off)
-(indistinct chatter)
-(applause)
(upbeat music playing)
And so finally by the power vested in me,
despite the earlier distraction,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
- Woo!
- You may kiss the bride. Get in there.
(cheering and applause)
(electronic scratching)
(Wedding March playing)
KATIE: One second.
- Robert.
- Katie. Nightcap?
Sure.
(grunts)
What's this then?
One final attempt to get me
away from Hugo?
Not at all.
You are remarkable, Katie.
Thank you.
We'll have a big day tomorrow.
You know, his mother would have liked you. Enormously.
I miss her every day.
You never get over it, do you?
Of course. You know better than anyone.
How old were you when your father passed?
Dad?
-(groaning)
-(crying)
Fifteen.
I wanted to offer to
walk you down the aisle. If you liked.
I would love that.
Well, very good.
So, I'll see you tomorrow.
Goodnight.
(Robert) Hello, little girl.
(sizzling)
Hey.
Make sure these get to
the British lady in the white suit.
- It's a dietary thing.
- WAITER: Sure.
(indistinct chatter)
- Hey. Yeah, that's him.
- Good?
Please God let this work.
Oh!
- WAITER: Shrimp?
- Yes, thank you.
Okay.
No, it's fine.
(clears throat)
WOMAN 2: Metts, are you okay?
WOMAN 3: You alright?
(clears throat)
- Game time.
- We're about to get our lives back.
I'm just gonna-- Excuse-- Excuse me.
- WOMAN 2; Sure.
- Okay, you got five minutes, alright?
- Go get her.
- Okay.
(Metts panting)
Uh. Looking for this?
You know, I have a very good friend
who’s a doctor,
I think you know him actually,
and he says you have under five minutes
before your throat totally closes up.
And he says this epi-pen
is the only thing that can help you.
And you can have this back
but I'm gonna need a full confession.
- Fuck you.
- Okay, we can go that way too.
- Sounds good.
- Help.
Help.
I'm sorry. It's out of order.
Oh! I think there's another one here.
KATIE: What?
You wanna keep wasting time?
Or do you want to tell me
how you killed the Delaney family?
Because I know you did it
and I want my life back.
Okay. Okay.
I did it.
I have worked with The Block
for a long time.
They had difficulties with
the Delaney family and I was tasked
- with terminating the relationship.
- Go on.
I can't breathe.
You have to help me.
I don’t have to do shit
until you say everything.
You came on the scene just as
I started looking into the Delaneys.
Bruce, our man on the inside.
He said nothing about you added up.
(laptop chimes)
And The Block, they know
how to background check
better than the Delaneys did, apparently.
So, I learned about your dad,
I knew you hated them,
and I knew you wanted revenge.
So I had every glass on the top table
poisoned except for yours.
(retching)
Cause poison eight people,
they’re gonna go looking for you.
Unless you pin it on someone.
So, yeah, it was me.
I poisoned them.
I killed-- I killed--
I killed the Delaneys.
You...
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
(gagging)
METTS: Argh! Fuck.
- Are we good?
- Oh, yeah. We're great.
Okay, great.
Let's-- let's get the fuck on.
He doesn't know, does he?
Shut up. Let's go.
Wait. What? What? What? What don't I know?
She was the perfect patsy
because I just took what she was gonna do,
and I fucking extrapolated it.
I said shut the fuck up.
- Let's go.
- What's she talking about?
She wasn’t just going to
humiliate the Delaneys.
She wasn’t just going to take back
that fucking building.
She was going to kill Papa Delaney.
Well, I mean, she did kill him.
She just did it after
I’d already poisoned the asshole
(chuckles) That's bullshit.
Wake up, Stefan.
You check the autopsy.
Delaney got a double dose.
She’s a fucking murderer, Stefan.
She's fucking with us, right?
ROBERT: You are remarkable, Katie.
How old were you when your father passed?
(Katie screams)
KATIE: Fifteen.
Hello, lovely girl.
Robert.
I wanna thank you for such a magical day.
It’s been like a fairy tale.
You are so welcome. (chuckles)
(fizzes)
STEFAN: Katie. Katie. Katie?
I asked you
if you killed him.
And you said no.
No. You asked
if I killed all those people.
I didn’t hurt Hugo, or Mary...
I liked Mary.
Then...
That-- That’s why you left the voicemail.
You-- You weren't having second thoughts
about marrying Hugo.
You were having second thoughts
about killing his dad.
- But--
- Don't! Don't touch me! Don't!
You said that you told me everything.
I...
- I didn't know how to tell you.
- Tell what?
That what? You're a murderer?
- A fucking monster?
- I'm not.
They killed my father, Stefan.
(sobbing) I'm no monster
and you know that about me.
After everything...
everything that I've done for you.
- I know.
- Because I believed you are innocent.
And you, you lied to me. You...
No.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
KATIE: No.
METTS: And do you know
what my favorite thing
about all of this is?
Argh!
METTS: That building that they built
on your daddy’s pub?
When you became a suspect,
it meant you couldn’t inherit
anything from Hugo,
it would all go Uncle Fred,
no matter what your pre-nup might say.
So, we struck a deal with Uncle Fred,
for the entire Delaney portfolio,
and then we killed him.
Cause, you know, cheaper.
See, the Delaneys they outlived
their usefulness and The Block,
they wanted that building
to help seal the deal with these Texans.
And now it’s being given
as a wedding gift.
It’s a fucking toaster.
(sobbing)
KATIE: What I'm about to do,
I feel like I have to.
Cause I've come so far...
and I feel like I have an obligation.
But I know if I do, I'm gonna regret it
for the rest of my life.
(Katie sobbing)
Dad!
(younger Katie crying)
Hi. Can you-- My zipper.
I can't unzip my zipper.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
(Mitzi coughing)
(sobbing)
MITZI: I can't see my feet.
- Let me go.
- Fucking party.
(yelling) Fucking, just shut the fuck up.
- Please, just let me go.
- Shut the fuck up.
It's the worst fucking dress
I've ever seen.
You don't mean that. Don't say that.
Get the fuck back!
Get the fuck in the car. Get in the car.
Get the fuck on the ground!
Get on the ground.
What the fuck? Stop.
- Get the fuck back!
-(gunshot)
Get the fuck back!
- I'm gonna fucking kill her.
- MITZI: Help me.
It's okay, baby.
MITZI: Dad!
-(Mitzi crying)
- Shut the fuck up.
No! Are you insane? You'll hit her!
("Tainted Love" by Kat Meoz)
♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to ♪
♪ Run away I've got to ♪
♪ Get away ♪
♪ From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me ♪
♪ The love we share
Seems to go nowhere ♪
♪ And I've lost my light ♪
♪ For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night ♪
♪ Once I ran to you ♪
♪ Now, I'll run from you ♪
♪ This tainted love you've given ♪
♪ I give you all a boy could give you ♪
♪ Take my tears
And that's not nearly all ♪
♪ Oh, tainted love ♪
♪ Tainted love ♪
♪ Tainted love ♪
♪ Tainted love ♪
♪ Now, I know I've got to ♪
♪ Run away, I've got to ♪
♪ Get away
You don't really want any more from me ♪
♪ To make things right ♪
♪ You need someone to hold you tight ♪
♪ And you think love is to pray ♪
♪ But I'm sorry, I don't pray that way ♪
♪ Once I ran to you ♪
♪ Now, I'll run from you ♪
♪ This tainted love you've given ♪
(music fades away)
I only showed up because you sent me
a voice message in that morning.
I thought that she was Abby Davis.
- Did you kill all those people?
- No.
KATIE: The Block did it.
The cop Metts, she's corrupt
or I don't know she's in on it.
I bet you she works for The Block.
Alright, so we just gotta find her,
figure out what she knows.
There's a wedding.
It's like a crime family merge
except there's sequins.
STEFAN:
Katie, this could clear your name.
I'm so happy that you told me everything.
-(panting)
-(phone ringing)
(Stefan's voicemail)
Hey, you've called Stefan.
I'm obviously not here.
So, please leave a message.
(beep)
(exhales sharply)
Hey, Stefan.
It's me.
Just really wanted to
talk to someone right now.
I really wanted to talk to you.
I don't think I wanna do this anymore.
What I'm about to do...
I feel like...
I have to.
Cause I've come so far...
and I feel like I have an obligation.
But I know if I do, I'm gonna regret it
for the rest of my life.
God, I really wish you were here right now
because if you were here...
I know exactly what you would do.
You would probably
try to talk me out of it.
And you'd probably be able to
because you...
Because you always bring out
the best in me.
(sobs)
(knock on door)
(eerie music playing)
("Blood in the Cut" by k.flay)
♪ Met back up with the boy I love ♪
♪ Cried on the streets of San Francisco ♪
♪ I don't have an agenda ♪
♪ All I do is ♪
(muffled song playing)
(indistinct chatter over radio)
(tense music playing)
You okay?
Yeah. I’m fine.
- How are you?
- Yeah.
I’m weirdly excited. Are you excited?
Um... I'll be excited if we survive
the next 24 hours.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
KATIE: Don't get recognized.
Okay.
Oh...
Okay. It's cool, it's cool.
You know, there's one thing
I was thinking about.
KATIE: This is really stupid.
Why did you leave me that voicemail?
The night before the wedding.
You told me you didn’t want to
go through with it.
(guard) Hold on.
We weren’t told there were people.
We were told there was a dress.
We are with it. We're--
We're-- We’re meant to be
in a fitting with the bride,
like, now, so if you want to explain
that you were the one that
made us late, then go for it.
- Are you with the dress? Come on.
- Yes, ma'am.
KATIE: Nice to meet you.
- KATIE: Come on, Jesus.
- STEFAN: Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah. I’m fine. Have you heard
from your friends?
- Not quite yet.
- What?
- They're gonna get it done though, right?
- Absolutely. Yeah.
STEFAN: I have total faith in them.
MAN: So, when picking a lock...
Can you just turn the volume up?
Cause I actually need to hear it.
(cellphone ringing)
- Geez.
- What? We’re on a mission. So...
When was the last time you
picked up your boyfriend’s calls?
- Um, all the time.
- Like when?
Like, it’s just a lot, okay?
Like, “How are you?”
and “Do you wanna hang out?”
and “I love you.”
It’s exhausting.
Look. I'm gonna be the one to say it.
I don’t think we should be breaking
into a policeman’s flat anyway.
You know, I'm with Jackson.
This has gone far enough. Come on.
- Wait.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.
Where the fuck do you think you're going?
Stefan asked us to get intel on Metts,
so that's exactly what we're gonna do.
And we all know that if he was here
he’d do the same thing for us, so.
None of us would ever need him
to break into a policeman’s flat, though.
(door unlocks)
(exhales sharply) Well, I guess,
there's no turning back now. So...
(upbeat music playing)
Alright, anything that could even vaguely
be used against her, bring it to me.
- Fucking hell!
- SUJI: Jesus!
Fuck! I can’t go back to jail!
LEILA: Oh!
DI Donahue...
It's good to see you again.
DONAHUE: Not DI anymore.
Been suspended.
Letting suspects escape. Repeatedly.
Okay.
That sounds... that sounds shit.
Yeah. Yeah, it's shit.
Yeah. We heard your partner
was on the take, huh?
Yeah.
Julie at my old work got the sacked
because she kept stealing printer
cartridges and selling them on eBay,
so I...
I completely understand how you feel.
I don’t think that’s the same thing.
The good news is, right,
Katie and Stefan are gonna go find Metts
- and clear Katie's name.
- Suji?
What?
So they think that she's
at this wedding in Texas.
Suji, don't.
What wedding? What are you talking about?
It’s this influencer called Mitzi,
She’s the daughter of the head of
this criminal organization called
The Block.
So they’re going to this wedding to
find your partner and get her confess.
You just told him the whole plan.
What? He's on our side. Right?
DONAHUE: I remember when
we were first partnered up,
we went out for dinner
before a night shift.
A Chinese place.
Very reasonably priced.
And she had this reaction.
It was a sesame allergy.
She was in a bad way.
She pulls out this epi-pen,
and she sticks it in her leg,
and the next thing you know
she's just out of there,
resolved from this...
this hostage situation.
(heavy breathing)
I guess what I’m saying is...
she’s the strongest woman I’ve ever met.
But everyone’s got a weakness.
Good luck.
So are we fucked? Is Stefan fucked?
No. Weren’t you listening?
- He just told us.
- SUJI: What?
- SUJI: Mr. Police?
- Told us what?
Oh shit. Shit. No, he's right.
-(cellphone chimes)
- What?
(tense music playing)
Keep up please!
I absolutely do not have time
to look for you,
I’ll just leave you to the coyotes.
(cellphone chimes)
- Hey! Metts has a sesame allergy.
- We can work with that.
That’s not a joke, by the way,
the coyotes can get through the fencing.
Did Vince brief you on the bride?
- Uh, just a little bit.
- ASSISTANT: She’s a piece of work.
Satan in square-toe sandals.
- Have fun.
- Okay.
What do you mean
I can’t stream the fitting?
I stream everything.
When I had my coil put in I streamed that.
Because it was educational.
If I don’t post something,
my followers will think I’m dead.
- You can't.
- Why not?
Huh?
Hello?
STEFAN: Because...
Because you...
You don't want the groom to see you
in your beautiful dress
before the big day, right?
- Spoilers.
- Spoilers. Exactly. Yeah.
Okay.
Great.
(exhales sharply)
Thanks for stepping in there.
No worries. I learned from the best.
I don’t think I should be your role model.
MITZI: Hello? I'm over here.
Ugh. I cannot believe that my dad
talked me into getting married.
Oh, really?
Yeah. He wants to make this really
big deal with Wyatt’s dad
who, like, basically runs the Gulf Coast.
But, I have a girlfriend,
Gloria,
and like, Dad really loves her,
she’s actually one of his bodyguards,
but he really needs to do this deal
so he had offered to buy me a record label
if I married Wyatt.
Wyatt's really hot, so, you know,
I was like, this way the world
can see my art and...
so I was like, cool, whatever.
Cool. Whatever.
STEFAN: So, that voicemail,
the night before your wedding,
- KATIE: Dude.
- was it like you weren't sure
about going through with it?
- Please.
- I'm just asking.
Hey, don’t I know you?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, I recognize
your face from somewhere.
(tense music playing)
No, you don't.
(muffled voices)
(knock on door)
KATIE: One second.
Yeah?
- Robert.
- Katie. Nightcap?
They’re with me, Bradley,
stop waving your ugly dick around.
Look, I don’t have time to babysit you
because Idina Menzel pulled out
of singing during the ceremony
and I have to book a replacement.
Just stay in your room.
Technically, it’s the dress’s room.
Okay. Wanna go over the plan
one more time?
Seven run-throughs seems like enough.
Yeah, you're right.
You alright? You seem a bit...
off your game.
What do you mean? I'm fine.
-(panting)
- Katie.
I'm not fine.
It’s just...
you’ve been doing so much
to help me, Stefan,
and I'm not entirely sure I deserve it.
I don't think I'm worth it.
Come here.
You are worth it.
Trust me.
(indistinct chatter)
Thank you.
For being here.
I know that this isn’t
where you want to be.
Well, I wouldn’t say that.
(laughs)
I meant the whole mortal danger thing.
Oh, that? Yeah.
You know I'm kind of
weirdly used to that now.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Day five of being on the run.
Or day six. I...
I've no idea what day it is.
- I really couldn't tell you.
-(laughing)
I thought I wanted the quiet life.
- Stop working out.
- Mm-mmm. Not great.
You know after my mum passed away,
and I was in the system, I just...
I really wanted things to stay
the same, you know? I didn't want to...
I didn't wanna be in another home,
or move around with different families
and the fucking churn of it all.
So I kept my head down, and I studied,
and I get to Manchester,
and I make all these friends and I...
I think that's the life I want.
But I think a part of me
still feels at home in the chaos.
Something about you makes me feel at home.
Boy, I'd like to think my life is usually
more chill that the last week has been.
Yeah. I...
I just mean like, for instance,
we have had sex on multiple occasions
And never once in a bed.
Fair point. We're on
a bed right now, Mister.
- Indeed, we are.
- Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Can we just stay like this
for a little while?
Yeah.
- Come on.
- Mmm.
- Get in here.
-(chuckles)
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
Why did you come to the church that day
after I'd left you the voicemail?
I thought I’d broken your heart.
Cause you asked.
(sobs)
("Oh Snap" by Jhay C)
♪ Oh snap ♪
♪ Is she serious? ♪
♪ Is she a good girl?
Or is she devious? ♪
♪ Everywhere I go
They got my name all in their mouth ♪
♪ They like, wait
Am I really seeing this? ♪
♪ A Hollywood girl
She's so mysterious ♪
♪ Why everybody posted up
Like what she gon' do now? ♪
- Just to check-- Sorry.
-(gasps)
You know, because
there’s absolutely no going back
and are you really sure
you want the lights on?
No, no, no actually, it seems stupid. No.
- No, I don't...
- Okay. Great. That's way better.
- What the fuck did you do?
- Nothing.
Okay, listen. I couldn't see Metts.
That's the whole plan. Fuck.
What are we gonna do?
(song playing in the distance)
Mitzi sweetie.
Look at your beautiful wedding.
Get over here.
-(Mitzi sighs)
- Huh?
- Umm.
- So, tell me.
Where are your dad’s work friends sitting?
(exhales sharply)
Well, left side, those are my friends.
Right side, that's Wyatt's family.
They're like crazy.
Sit your ass down!
Put your fucking phone away
and do not take my picture!
Ugh. And then my stupid dad’s friends
are in the very back...
- KATIE: Oh.
- MITZI: Alright guys.
Time to get married, I guess.
(exhales sharply)
Daddy! Daddy.
There she goes.
Okay.
Metts. Metts. Metts.
Metts. Metts. Metts. Metts.
- Got her.
- Does she have her bag?
Yes, she does.
We're gonna need a distraction.
Alright. Whoa!
I got an idea.
I think it’s an absolute longshot,
and I think it’s going to get you
both killed.
Don't give me a critique,
just tell me if you can do it.
- We can be ready in three minutes.
- Okay. Can you make it two?
Stefan.
What?
If you die,
can I have your nice headphones?
Oh, fuck off.
-(line beeping)
- Thank you.
- You nervous, son?
- Yeah.
It's not too late to run.
I did at my first wedding and my third.
-("Style" by Aiden.
-J)
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ You want it, want it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ Got it, got it ♪
♪ Style ♪
(rapper raps in Korean)
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ You want it, want it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
♪ Style ♪
♪ We got it, got it ♪
Look at you, little piece of God's candy.
-(mic static)
- Hello, hello!
I would like to welcome one and all
to the wedding of Wyatt Williams
to his beloved Mitzi Yeung.
WOMAN 1: Yeah.
Look at them beautiful children of God.
Hallelujah.
Yoo-hoo!
Now, I'd like to invite you.
Close your eyes, bow your head
and join me in prayer.
Dear Jesus Christ,
the only son of our father...
-(moaning)
- MAN: Oh, my God.
(moaning continues)
(mischievous music playing)
-(woman screaming)
- MITZI: What is happening?
Oh, no.
(indistinct chatter)
-(beeps)
-(moaning)
Who the fuck is responsible for this?
Jackson,
I swear to god, if your bottomless
well of porn saves them...
(indistinct chatter)
Put your phones away.
Do not fucking post this.
Stop recording this!
I'll sue you!
Stop it!
Tech support! We need tech support!
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
Oh, my... Oh, that's a taint.
That's a full taint.
Oh, my God. I'm gonna be sick.
(moaning)
(power shuts off)
-(indistinct chatter)
-(applause)
(upbeat music playing)
And so finally by the power vested in me,
despite the earlier distraction,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
- Woo!
- You may kiss the bride. Get in there.
(cheering and applause)
(electronic scratching)
(Wedding March playing)
KATIE: One second.
- Robert.
- Katie. Nightcap?
Sure.
(grunts)
What's this then?
One final attempt to get me
away from Hugo?
Not at all.
You are remarkable, Katie.
Thank you.
We'll have a big day tomorrow.
You know, his mother would have liked you. Enormously.
I miss her every day.
You never get over it, do you?
Of course. You know better than anyone.
How old were you when your father passed?
Dad?
-(groaning)
-(crying)
Fifteen.
I wanted to offer to
walk you down the aisle. If you liked.
I would love that.
Well, very good.
So, I'll see you tomorrow.
Goodnight.
(Robert) Hello, little girl.
(sizzling)
Hey.
Make sure these get to
the British lady in the white suit.
- It's a dietary thing.
- WAITER: Sure.
(indistinct chatter)
- Hey. Yeah, that's him.
- Good?
Please God let this work.
Oh!
- WAITER: Shrimp?
- Yes, thank you.
Okay.
No, it's fine.
(clears throat)
WOMAN 2: Metts, are you okay?
WOMAN 3: You alright?
(clears throat)
- Game time.
- We're about to get our lives back.
I'm just gonna-- Excuse-- Excuse me.
- WOMAN 2; Sure.
- Okay, you got five minutes, alright?
- Go get her.
- Okay.
(Metts panting)
Uh. Looking for this?
You know, I have a very good friend
who’s a doctor,
I think you know him actually,
and he says you have under five minutes
before your throat totally closes up.
And he says this epi-pen
is the only thing that can help you.
And you can have this back
but I'm gonna need a full confession.
- Fuck you.
- Okay, we can go that way too.
- Sounds good.
- Help.
Help.
I'm sorry. It's out of order.
Oh! I think there's another one here.
KATIE: What?
You wanna keep wasting time?
Or do you want to tell me
how you killed the Delaney family?
Because I know you did it
and I want my life back.
Okay. Okay.
I did it.
I have worked with The Block
for a long time.
They had difficulties with
the Delaney family and I was tasked
- with terminating the relationship.
- Go on.
I can't breathe.
You have to help me.
I don’t have to do shit
until you say everything.
You came on the scene just as
I started looking into the Delaneys.
Bruce, our man on the inside.
He said nothing about you added up.
(laptop chimes)
And The Block, they know
how to background check
better than the Delaneys did, apparently.
So, I learned about your dad,
I knew you hated them,
and I knew you wanted revenge.
So I had every glass on the top table
poisoned except for yours.
(retching)
Cause poison eight people,
they’re gonna go looking for you.
Unless you pin it on someone.
So, yeah, it was me.
I poisoned them.
I killed-- I killed--
I killed the Delaneys.
You...
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
(gagging)
METTS: Argh! Fuck.
- Are we good?
- Oh, yeah. We're great.
Okay, great.
Let's-- let's get the fuck on.
He doesn't know, does he?
Shut up. Let's go.
Wait. What? What? What? What don't I know?
She was the perfect patsy
because I just took what she was gonna do,
and I fucking extrapolated it.
I said shut the fuck up.
- Let's go.
- What's she talking about?
She wasn’t just going to
humiliate the Delaneys.
She wasn’t just going to take back
that fucking building.
She was going to kill Papa Delaney.
Well, I mean, she did kill him.
She just did it after
I’d already poisoned the asshole
(chuckles) That's bullshit.
Wake up, Stefan.
You check the autopsy.
Delaney got a double dose.
She’s a fucking murderer, Stefan.
She's fucking with us, right?
ROBERT: You are remarkable, Katie.
How old were you when your father passed?
(Katie screams)
KATIE: Fifteen.
Hello, lovely girl.
Robert.
I wanna thank you for such a magical day.
It’s been like a fairy tale.
You are so welcome. (chuckles)
(fizzes)
STEFAN: Katie. Katie. Katie?
I asked you
if you killed him.
And you said no.
No. You asked
if I killed all those people.
I didn’t hurt Hugo, or Mary...
I liked Mary.
Then...
That-- That’s why you left the voicemail.
You-- You weren't having second thoughts
about marrying Hugo.
You were having second thoughts
about killing his dad.
- But--
- Don't! Don't touch me! Don't!
You said that you told me everything.
I...
- I didn't know how to tell you.
- Tell what?
That what? You're a murderer?
- A fucking monster?
- I'm not.
They killed my father, Stefan.
(sobbing) I'm no monster
and you know that about me.
After everything...
everything that I've done for you.
- I know.
- Because I believed you are innocent.
And you, you lied to me. You...
No.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
KATIE: No.
METTS: And do you know
what my favorite thing
about all of this is?
Argh!
METTS: That building that they built
on your daddy’s pub?
When you became a suspect,
it meant you couldn’t inherit
anything from Hugo,
it would all go Uncle Fred,
no matter what your pre-nup might say.
So, we struck a deal with Uncle Fred,
for the entire Delaney portfolio,
and then we killed him.
Cause, you know, cheaper.
See, the Delaneys they outlived
their usefulness and The Block,
they wanted that building
to help seal the deal with these Texans.
And now it’s being given
as a wedding gift.
It’s a fucking toaster.
(sobbing)
KATIE: What I'm about to do,
I feel like I have to.
Cause I've come so far...
and I feel like I have an obligation.
But I know if I do, I'm gonna regret it
for the rest of my life.
(Katie sobbing)
Dad!
(younger Katie crying)
Hi. Can you-- My zipper.
I can't unzip my zipper.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
(Mitzi coughing)
(sobbing)
MITZI: I can't see my feet.
- Let me go.
- Fucking party.
(yelling) Fucking, just shut the fuck up.
- Please, just let me go.
- Shut the fuck up.
It's the worst fucking dress
I've ever seen.
You don't mean that. Don't say that.
Get the fuck back!
Get the fuck in the car. Get in the car.
Get the fuck on the ground!
Get on the ground.
What the fuck? Stop.
- Get the fuck back!
-(gunshot)
Get the fuck back!
- I'm gonna fucking kill her.
- MITZI: Help me.
It's okay, baby.
MITZI: Dad!
-(Mitzi crying)
- Shut the fuck up.
No! Are you insane? You'll hit her!
("Tainted Love" by Kat Meoz)
♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to ♪
♪ Run away I've got to ♪
♪ Get away ♪
♪ From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me ♪
♪ The love we share
Seems to go nowhere ♪
♪ And I've lost my light ♪
♪ For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night ♪
♪ Once I ran to you ♪
♪ Now, I'll run from you ♪
♪ This tainted love you've given ♪
♪ I give you all a boy could give you ♪
♪ Take my tears
And that's not nearly all ♪
♪ Oh, tainted love ♪
♪ Tainted love ♪
♪ Tainted love ♪
♪ Tainted love ♪
♪ Now, I know I've got to ♪
♪ Run away, I've got to ♪
♪ Get away
You don't really want any more from me ♪
♪ To make things right ♪
♪ You need someone to hold you tight ♪
♪ And you think love is to pray ♪
♪ But I'm sorry, I don't pray that way ♪
♪ Once I ran to you ♪
♪ Now, I'll run from you ♪
♪ This tainted love you've given ♪
(music fades away)