Warehouse 13 (2009–2014): Season 1, Episode 4 - Claudia - full transcript
Artie is kidnapped by a woman who blames him for the death of her brother.
PETE: Previously on
Warehouse 13...
Can we get back to the Warehouse
computers being breached?
Somebody is poking
around in your system.
I should never
have told you.
Warehouse 13.
I got hacked.
Hey, does Artie seem a little,
you know, crankier than usual?
Who's there? MAN: Got to stop...
Got to stop her!
Someone's there.
I can...
What the hell was that?
LEENA: Artie,
what are you gonna do?
I know this place.
I know this place.
Yes.
You've been here before.
You don't remember it,
but you will.
So, this is a dream?
It's time to get up, Artie.
It's time to go.
Where am I going?
Back to the beginning.
(FARNSWORTH RINGING)
Yeah?
No more zoos, okay?
From now on, if an artifact is
at a zoo, we leave it there.
Monkeys spit.
Artie, do you know that?
They spit and it is not worth it.
Guys, guys, guys...
Tell him about
the cheetahs.
No, I don't want to think about the
cheetahs, all right? I just want a bath.
All right,
I'm sorry about all that.
I'm dealing with
a lot here, too, okay?
Right, have you found out who's
hacking into the Warehouse?
I can't pinpoint
the origin of the breach.
It's a little frustrating.
Sleep, Artie,
you look terrible.
Thank you very much.
You still have some monkey
phlegm in your hair.
It's not phlegm.
Look, Artie...
Just...
Myka's right,
get some rest, bro.
Okay?
Yeah.
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
Just get back here as soon as possible.
We have a lot to do, okay?
(SIGHS)
(GROANS) No,
I can't get up.
Yes, you can. Try.
I can't...
How did you get in here?
I'm disappointed, Artie.
I figured you'd have me
totally clocked by now.
Do I know you?
What's going on?
I'm hurt.
Well, it was a while ago.
I was a lot younger. So were you.
Looking for this?
Dude, an alarm system?
So not groovy.
Besides, this is
you-and-me time right now.
Yeah, it's funny.
Years ago, I swear you said you
were just a simple professor.
I guess you left
out the off-the-grid,
top-secret warehouse
full of madcap.
Claudia.
Claudia Donovan.
You're the breach.
(IN SING-SONG TONE)
Knock, knock.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I really don't have time for games.
These cuffs, they're
not going to stop me.
I know, but check this.
(GROANS)
I super-charged
the cuffs, see?
Twenty thousand volts.
Designed them myself.
You like?
Well done.
Thank you.
Now chill,
I'm not in the mood.
Kid, look, that was a long, long,
long time ago, that stuff.
Time flies, Professor.
Really does.
(GROANS)
I'm not responsible
for Joshua's death.
Claudia, look,
just stop it right now
before you do
something you regret.
I regret?
Me?
Have you got it backasswards.
You're responsible for what happened.
But, hey, it's all good.
You know why?
'Cause it's payback time
for me and for Joshua.
So, let's go, Artie.
Time to make good
on your promise.
The door's open.
PETE: That's not good.
Artie would never
leave his Farnsworth.
Yeah.
If there were trouble, Artie
would have triggered the...
Alarm?
Someone took Artie?
Damn it, I don't know what else to do!
The cache is wiped.
There's no tracks outside
and there's no clues in here.
All right. Don't worry, okay?
We'll figure it out somehow.
Don't worry?
(FARNSWORTH RINGING)
Could that be Artie?
I'm calling for Artie.
You two are decidedly not he.
Mrs. Frederic, hi.
Look, we got some really bad news.
Look, Artie's gone,
someone took him.
That doesn't happen.
Agents don't get taken out of the Warehouse.
Our security system is...
So...
I see.
The person who's breached the
security, he's taken Artie.
PETE: Yeah. Any idea
who this guy is?
None.
So, can we put out an APB
or alert the authorities?
We are the authorities.
What did you learn from
the durational spectrometer?
The spectro...
It shows the after images
of anyone
who's been in the room
in the last five hours.
(SCOFFS)
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, that's like
our favorite thing,
with all the lights
and so forth.
Once you've ID'd them,
let me know.
And stay put.
I don't need three missing agents.
Okay, but, Mrs. Frederic, look, if
we have a lead, we could just...
Consider yourself
under lockdown.
ARTIE: I know this place. It's a lab.
It's Joshua's old lab.
Come on,
away from the door.
I'm fine right here.
Think so?
Or there.
There is very good, too.
You're doing this
all wrong, Claudia.
Brought me here in daylight.
Used my car.
Those are amateur moves,
Claudia, and for what?
What are you going to do to me?
You're going to kill me?
Because a long, long time ago, your
brother died in an accident? Come on.
He's not dead.
Claudia?
Claudia, it was a terrible,
terrible accident,
but we both witnessed it
and he's gone.
No, no, no, no, he's not.
He's stuck.
Listen to yourself.
Look, this isn't in my head.
You're gonna see.
Be careful.
Okay. Okay. Let's...
Let's open this baby up
and see what she's got.
(LAUGHS)
That's cool. Wow.
Okay. All right.
That is crazy.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Strange person with Artie.
Who is that?
I don't know.
Who... Who is that? (STAMMERING) Hold on.
I don't know. Hang on.
Do you have it? Yes. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Okay. There we go.
And...
That's... Okay.
That's weird.
Did you see that?
Is he saying something?
What is he saying?
Do you... Yeah. Go. Go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
That's a trip.
It's... I can't.
Claudia Donovan.
How did you...
My sister taught me how to read lips.
Why does your sister...
The deaf find it handy.
You...
Okay. Claudia Donovan,
where are you now?
Mrs. Frederic said
we should stay here.
Really?
I didn't hear that.
Neither did I.
Uh-oh. Looks like she
was institutionalized.
What if she's dangerous,
Pete?
So, okay. This is what?
This is poetic justice?
Bringing me back
where it all started?
No, we're here because
it's strongest here.
We need that if you're going
to bring Joshua back.
Back?
Nice job on these,
by the way.
What's conducting the charge?
Is that lithium filaments?
Very fine craftsmanship.
Dude, just shut up now.
Dude, can we not...
Claudia, you're not well.
All right.
Joshua's death was...
He got the rules wrong,
Claudia.
Yeah. Because he got sloppy,
didn't he? Right?
And we both know why he did
that, don't we, Artie?
Is Claudia in some kind of
trouble with the Secret Service?
In the four years
that Claudia lived here,
did she ever give
you any problems?
No. Not at all.
She was very nice.
PETE: Well, what can you
tell us about Claudia?
I'm not one to gossip,
but you might not know
she lost her parents when she
was just a child, poor thing.
Her brother raised her.
Then a few years later,
he passed, too.
Can you believe it?
More bad luck than
a turtle on its back.
She went off to live
with a foster family.
Well, if you ask me, I think
it all just finally hit her.
And then six months ago, she checked
herself into a psychiatric care clinic.
You know about that?
Of course you do.
You're the government.
You probably know what pills
I take in the morning.
Anyway, she keeps up
on her rent.
She checked herself out two months ago.
Has she contacted you?
Well, no,
I haven't seen her.
She's got a home
base somewhere.
Did she ever...
Did she ever stay with friends?
I don't think so.
She kept to herself.
No boyfriends, no girlfriends.
I'm very non-judgmental.
Here we are.
Thank you, Mrs. Richman.
We'll just take a look around.
I guess I can trust
the Secret Service.
Oh, boy.
I'm guessing
this is the brother.
I don't want to sound
like a broken record,
but what makes you think
that Joshua is still alive?
Because dead people
don't visit, Einstein.
He visits you?
Yeah. A lot lately.
Your brother Joshua visits you
and he tells you he's not dead.
Yes. Not appreciating
the snark, by the way.
Rheticus was right, you
know, his theories. No.
No. No, no.
And Joshua was right, too.
He was this close to proving it.
No. No.
Rheticus's experiments were never recreated.
Never. He was nuts.
Joshua's gone.
You're going to be so put
down when he gets here.
Yeah? Well, you know,
I'll take my chances.
God. It's about the minerals, Professor.
The minerals in the metal.
That's what should
have made it all work.
Sure. You know what
I'm sensing here?
That this kind of a private chat,
it's a brother-sister thing.
What do you need me for?
(SIGHS) Because I took it
as far as I could
and now I need you to
help me bring him home.
You made me a promise.
Something's wrong.
That's what I've been saying,
you fossil. God.
(STUTTERS) Something's wrong.
I can't... I can't...
I can't... I can't...
Professor,
I'm Joshua Donovan.
Joshua.
Yeah, I remember this.
This is when I met you.
We've met before?
Yes. No, no.
You showed me your experiment.
You thought I was here to give you a grant and...
That been happening a lot?
What?
You went back.
No.
I have the visions, too.
We're mad connected, Artie.
(CHOKING) The difference between
us is I didn't ignore them.
(COUGHING)
What's wrong?
(GASPING)
What's the matter
with you, Claudia?
Usually happens
just before.
Just before what?
You're going to want
to sit down for this.
He's here.
Joshua!
What is that?
What is happening?
CLAUDIA: Joshua!
Joshua?
Joshua!
(PANTING)
Told you.
What the hell was that?
I don't understand what just happened.
What's going on?
I mean, what the hell was that?
That was Joshua.
No. Yeah. You saw it, too.
I'm not crazy.
Yes.
Yes, I saw Joshua.
How?
Because he's not dead. Now, you know it, too.
Help me bring him back.
Well, I wouldn't know
where to start.
Well, I've got
everything here.
The Feldkirch minerals, equipment
for an electric field...
Claudia, did you try to recreate
Joshua's experiment on your own?
(CHUCKLES)
You're such a creaker.
Yeah. Of course I did.
The question is,
why didn't you?
PETE: So far, none of this
stuff is telling me
where Claudia
might have taken Artie.
Are you finding anything?
For a kid, she seems pretty
focused on the 16th century.
She's definitely
a thinker.
Always dangerous.
Rheticus.
Rheti-who?
He was a mathematician and
mapmaker student of Copernicus.
Yes, Pete,
I read books growing up.
Right. Why go to the prom?
Of course you did.
Yeah. Three times
in one night.
It's a long story.
I bet it is.
I bet it is.
Well, it looks like our girl
genius took something with her.
Just, you know...
Just to clarify, you decided to recreate
a clearly dangerous,
potentially deadly experiment?
Sure, it sounds bad
when you say it like that.
Claudia, these are very real forces
that you're playing with here.
And if you stop to think...
Chill out, Obi-Wan, okay?
I'm trying to save
my brother's life here.
I really hope that we are
trying to save it together.
I've spent the last two years
of my life trying to figure out
what happened to Joshua.
And when I reached
the end of what I could do,
I just kind of, sort of
took a peek at your research.
You what?
You took a peek?
You hacked into highly
classified government files.
Oh, I'm all puckered.
You know, imagine my
surprise when I discovered
that you had done
nothing to help him.
In 12 years, naught.
I thought he was dead.
Oops! Wrong.
Now you can help.
Don't tell me you don't want to.
I know you have guilt.
Hey! Hey, look at me.
I don't.
Whatever helps you
sleep at night, Professor.
Are you all right?
I'm fine. Lay off.
Yeah. You're fine.
Yeah, sure.
The nosebleed is what,
just for fun?
Damn it. I've been jamming for answers.
I'm just a little burned out.
Yeah. And then I'm just gonna guess
that it's getting a little worse.
Okay. It's like three to four times a week, now.
But it's just stress.
I mean, you get stressed,
you get the flu.
Everybody knows that.
It's not the flu, dummy.
You're so close to this, you can't
see that it is your connection
to the experiment
that's making you sick.
No, please, it's just...
It's just... Yeah.
Rheticus was attempting
human teleportation.
So was Joshua.
It's beyond dangerous.
(SIGHS)
Look, it'll be a little easier for me to see
what you've got if you take off the cuffs.
MYKA: "When love is lost
and loss o'ertakes me
"The rules of love
then are hidden
"And chaos rules
and order lost
"And hidden then
my heart from love"
Hey.
What is that?
Nothing.
Nothing. It's not important.
Hey.
A compass.
Rheticus claimed he owned it,
only no one ever saw it.
It says here it probably never existed.
It's just folklore.
Okay, now, is it just me, or
does that sound all artifact-y?
Well, you've got
the Feldkirch minerals
and you're using an electrical field.
But what about the rest?
The compass disappeared with Joshua.
My question is, what are you
using instead of the compass?
Aren't the minerals enough?
Uh-uh.
It's the same as the metal in the compass.
It's the same thing.
No, no, no, no.
You can't just replace an artifact
with, you know, something else.
There's always an X factor.
Okay. Which is maybe
why I need your help.
Which is why you shouldn't have done this at all.
I'm shutting you down.
No. Hey! Hey!
You said you
were gonna help me.
What I said was,
I would look.
Which I now have,
and believe me,
shutting you down,
that is helping you.
Okay, fine.
You know what? Fine.
Just do it.
Just shut me down.
You abandoned him once,
why shouldn't you do it again?
It isn't like that.
No, it's exactly like that.
Joshua and me,
on our own, again.
It's a good thing
I'm used to it.
I know that it
hasn't been easy.
(LAUGHS) No.
No, it hasn't been easy.
He was all I had after our parents died.
And then he was gone, too.
He spent his fun years
sewing Girl Scout patches
and teaching me
how to fold an omelet.
(CRYING) And then, reading Maria Looney
on the Red Planet to me every night.
He was a genius who put
his life on hold for me.
None of that's your fault.
I opened a door to wherever
he is and now he's in pain.
You saw his face. That is my fault.
Me! I'm the epic fail.
Claudia, it is
making you sick.
I owe him, and so do you,
and we're running out of time.
Damn it, Artie!
Help me save Joshua.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
It's a pay phone.
What?
Lattimer.
Pete, how are you?
How are you doing?
Artie! Artie, hey, man,
are you all right?
Ask him where he is.
Oh, yeah. No.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm just here with
an old friend, that's all.
Claudia Donovan.
(MOUTHING)
Very good.
You read my lips using the
durational spectrometer, didn't you?
Where is he? Where...
Wait, he probably doesn't know.
Right. Right.
Artie, do you hear anything?
A freeway, machinery...
Train whistles.
Ask him if he hears
any train whistles.
Guys. Hey! Hey!
Look, the truth is that I'm helping her.
All right?
You're helping her?
He's helping her?
You're helping her, Artie?
(SIGHS)
I figured that you'd be halfway towards
finding us, but you can stop now.
Did you hear me?
You can stop.
No, Artie, she's been under observation
at a psychiatric facility, all right?
Oh, I had no...
Poor kid, I didn't know.
No. No. Not poor kid. Poor Artie.
She's obsessed with you.
She's obsessed
with the Warehouse,
and I'm not letting you
stay with her.
(CHUCKLES) You're what? You're not letting me?
That's really cute, Myka.
Cute. Cute.
She's cute?
Does she have a gun on you?
Okay, look. These kids'
lives were messed up by...
They're in trouble, I can help,
that's all you need to know.
Well, let us come
and help you.
No, no! No! No!
We have everything we need
to make this work.
And I'm telling you,
I'm fine.
But, Artie, wait, wait!
Artie, Artie!
He hung up.
Now let's just get back before
Frederic finds out we're gone.
Seriously, you know,
if Mrs. Frederic can call us,
we should be able
to call her.
Is there a star 69
on this thing?
Star 69 wasn't invented
when that was made.
No. This wasn't invented
when this was made.
Why doesn't Artie want us
to help him, Pete?
What's going on?
MRS. FREDERIC: Yes.
What's going on indeed?
Man, I really hate that.
I believe I told
you to stay put.
No, I know. It's just that we were going to...
We had to...
You know, it would be nice
if we could contact you.
We had a lead.
We decided to follow it.
Okay, don't make her angry.
What kind of lead?
Well, Artie is
with Claudia Donovan.
Voluntarily.
Do you know
where they are?
It's possible.
But we've got
bigger fish.
You need to get down
to the Warehouse floor.
Find the San Anselmo grid.
On the Locksberg shelf number 1021.
Section 405-949-04.
Wait. We have a right to know where Artie...
Miss Bering.
Your right extends exactly
as far as I say it does.
If Artie is working
with Claudia,
he may be trying to recreate
her brother's experiment.
And that's bad?
Where do you work?
Right.
The Rheticus compass.
Yes.
His experiments
were successful.
That's why he didn't disappear into thin air.
And Joshua did.
Yes, something went awry.
You have to glean how Joshua
went wrong 12 years ago.
I still don't understand
why you don't tell us...
MRS. FREDERIC: What?
Tell you where he is?
If you run after Artie,
governed solely by your affection
for him, you won't be helping him.
I don't think it's a bad
thing to care about Artie.
He needs information,
not emotion.
You go empty-handed, the experiment
ends up just as it did before.
You're merely two
more lost bodies.
Thank you.
So, what are we looking for
on the San Anselmo grid?
I'm not certain.
But every artifact in this Warehouse
is an extension of a person.
Understand Rheticus,
understand the compass.
And for the record, I care a great
deal what happens to Artie.
Gleaned.
Miss Fancy.
You're lucky that I have an emergency
travel kit in the trunk of my car.
Well, "Serendipity"
is my stripper name.
Okay, so, without the compass,
what I'm hoping is
that some of these
will be able to help us
get a much, much stronger electrical
charge than what you were able to get
using conventional means.
Now, to electrify
the Feldkirch minerals
to a higher frequency.
Ben Franklin's
lightning rod.
I thought his thing
was a key.
No, no, no, no, everybody fixates on the key.
No, no. Please.
This is much, much better.
Trust me.
Well, what about...
(EXCLAIMS)
That's terrifying.
Listen.
Heard about the psych ward.
I had no idea. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Well...
Hey. It's his journal.
Take a look.
Joshua's?
Mmm-hmm.
See this?
That's a rubbing of the edge...
PETE: Useless.
Useless.
Useless.
Useless.
I'm guessing Artie thought
these things were useless.
I mean, they're all
Rheticus gadgets,
but none of them
tripped Artie's trigger.
Okay, so, Joshua had to
follow all these rules
to try and make the compass work.
Right?
The kid even figured out this
complicated differential equation.
He was a genius.
Yeah, and the compass
still didn't work.
Well, it half worked.
Ooh!
What is that?
It's engraved with the letter T.
T? Why not an R? Why T?
I don't know what it means.
Okay?
Look, Artie's notes
said that Rheticus's work
often expressed
a need for order.
So, what did Joshua miss?
I mean...
Maybe he translated
something wrong or...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe.
What are you doing?
Rules and order, right?
Right.
Okay, well,
after spending the last couple of months
with someone who also likes those things,
you know, crosswords, puzzles...
I like puzzles. So?
So...
So did Rheticus.
A secret panel.
ARTIE: I'm increasing
the power
of the electrical field here by about
17 times where you had it. So...
You may want
to stand back.
Yeah. Standing isn't really
an option right now.
You all right? What?
Oh, super.
(GASPS)
Artie, he's almost here.
I know.
I feel...
I feel...
Feels like
something familiar.
Listen, I know, I know, I know.
It's all folklore.
(LAUGHING)
I know this place.
I know this place.
Professor, I have found all of
the instructions that I need.
I have the equation
for the electrical field.
I have all of these things.
Nobody believes that
Rheticus succeeded.
I mean, it's probably
just a bedtime story, Joshua.
That's what you think.
Joshua doesn't get the concept
of being nice to the money guy.
Do you want the professor to
recommend you for the grant or not?
See, Claudia here doesn't get
the concept of being ten.
Joshua, please
don't do this.
It's okay, Professor.
He may be antisocial, but he's very smart.
Knows what he's doing.
ARTIE: Does he?
See this?
This is his compass.
I know I can recreate what Rheticus did.
It's teleportation,
Professor.
Please, don't.
Hey, trust me.
(CLAUDIA GASPING)
I started having
the dreams two years ago.
It's what got me started on all
this, because we were both here.
Hang in there, kid.
This should be a good first run.
We'll be able to slow
him down with this one.
Yeah. I got it. Hold on.
Claudia.
Claudia!
Claudia! Claudia!
Claudia.
Claudia?
Man, this guy was nuts
for secret panels.
Yeah. And they weren't mentioned
in any of Claudia's books.
Yeah, and if she didn't know, it's a safe
bet that Artie and Joshua didn't know.
You see the writing
around these edges?
Yeah, it's Latin.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, let me guess.
You speak Latin, too.
Okay. Make one more
nerd joke,
and I'm going to point out
how you're losing your hair.
Okay?
Okay, so, the rules, right?
The rules are in Latin,
and rules teach us
how to use the objects.
So, Joshua took them
off the compass himself.
Yeah, but he was
missing something.
Rheticus hid some rules.
And Joshua never saw them.
Nice.
And I'm not
losing my hair.
You don't have it high enough
yet, Artie, I'm stuck.
No, Joshua!
I can help you.
No. Claudia's tied to this now.
It's killing her.
And you.
You're tied to this now, too.
She's the one I'm worried about.
Joshua!
Just come back twice more.
I can hold you here.
I can save you both. No.
No. Will you look at her?
This place is growing increasingly unstable.
It's getting worse.
Next time I show up here,
it will kill her.
Okay, here's...
You have to cut the tether.
All right? Overload
the electrical field.
The conductor
you're using?
The lightning rod.
Yeah. Blow it up.
Just use that.
No, that'll destroy the whole...
It'll kill you, Joshua.
I know.
You can't save us both.
To save her you
have to kill me.
Do it before I'm pulled
back here again.
So, there's something
hidden on the compass.
And we think it's the
rule that Joshua missed.
Nicely done.
Now, check this out.
In Artie's notes it said that Joshua
had everything that he needed
for his experiment
in his lab.
Where it was
locked up for 12 years.
But before Artie hung up, he said that
he had everything that he needed.
Bing bang boom.
Claudia took Artie to the lab.
You took the initiative, and you
recognized what needed to be done,
all in Artie's absence.
I'm pleased.
I know, right? Score!
Why the test?
Is Artie going somewhere?
Let's hope not.
The directions
are in the file.
You should get to
that lab, and quickly.
We don't know how much
time we've got left.
Do you think she's weird?
I think she's weird. She always acts weird.
(GASPING)
Joshua come and gone already?
Yeah.
Craptastic.
(GROANS)
At least we're closer
to bringing him back.
Okay. You all right?
Yeah. No. I'm fine.
Listen.
Yeah?
Thank you.
Teleportation is such a powerful
weapon, and people want it, Joshua.
They're gonna come get it.
But I think I finally
solved the equation.
Listen to me.
I could just lay low. It's...
Listen to me.
Look, the people that...
The people that
want it, want it now,
they're coming
after you right now.
There's no time left, Joshua.
What you have to do is, you have to
protect yourself.
You have to protect your family.
Just give me
the compass temporarily.
I know exactly where to put
it, where it'll be safe.
It's...
It's in my
professor's office.
Good.
Stay with Claudia
until I get back.
I'll just be a minute.
Thank you, Professor.
Sure.
Hey, what're you doing?
I made a promise
to your brother
that I'm not going to let
anything happen to you.
CLAUDIA: What?
We're blowing this up.
But that'll kill Joshua.
Artie, you have to put that back.
You have to have the field
ready to catch him.
No, no, no, no, no.
That will kill you,
and I don't care
if you hate me.
I'm not going to
let you die, too.
I do hate you.
I'm never going to forgive you.
He's on his way.
Good. That's good.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Yes, something.
What?
It's just your brother.
He should be back by now. That's all.
You know what?
Why don't we go check on him? Okay?
Don't worry. I won't let anything
happen to Joshua. I promise.
Claudia, I don't have much
time before it starts again.
I'm sorry.
For everything.
But I've got to
save one of you.
Showtime.
(GRUNTS)
Showtime.
(DOOR OPENING)
Artie!
Joshua!
I told you not
to do this!
I told you not
to follow me.
Dock our pay.
We came here to save you.
Is that Claudia Donovan?
Yes. Yes.
She's just unconscious.
What? What?
Joshua didn't have
all the rules, Artie.
Rheticus loved puzzles.
And his designs
had secret panels.
It's inside?
It's inside the compass?
Yes, in Latin. Where is it, Artie?
Where is the compass, Artie?
You just have to pop open the panel
and find out which rule it is.
So, where is it?
I don't... I don't...
I don't have it.
I had to try, Artie.
I couldn't give up without trying.
Once you said that there
was no more time left,
I had to prove
that I could teleport.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No...
Artie, what are you doing?
I'm doing what Joshua did.
No! No! That's how he died.
He's not dead.
Claudia, I think
I can save him.
But what I have to do...
Don't do this.
MYKA: Artie!
Artie, make him stop!
You promised!
Claudia, it's okay.
Remember,
I will always, always...
(SCREAMING)
MYKA: Artie,
what's happening?
It's not over.
Joshua!
Touch my hand.
Joshua!
Artie, no!
Okay, where the hell are we?
Claudia, Artie,
you're here.
Joshua.
Look at you. You...
I can't believe
you're here.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
Wait, I'm here?
You took me to
the inter-dimensional space?
You were supposed to
get him out, D-bag.
No, he was supposed to destroy it.
Clearly he's insane.
Children, don't fight.
Please, I can be both a D-bag and insane.
Just where's the compass?
CLAUDIA: It's right there.
Okay.
Rheticus put rules written on
objects, sometimes inside objects.
A hidden panel, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
In this case,
it requires a combination, but
they didn't mention a combination.
Wait. Letters or numbers?
Letters. But there's 20-something letters.
How many? Artie?
Try T-H-O-M-A-S.
Why?
Thomas.
Rheticus wrote a poem
The Loss of Reason
about his lost love,
somebody named Thomas.
Thomas. Yeah, okay.
How did I miss that?
Latin.
Oh, crap!
No, no, no, no.
It's fine. I can read it.
(READING LATIN)
It's just directions.
Move the dial 90 degrees
towards axis.
What? I'm no expert,
but maybe hang on.
Can we touch the...
Artie?
Are you okay?
All right. So...
I thought we
lost you, buddy.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks for not giving up.
(LAUGHS) Shut up.
ARTIE: So, the secret
panel thing.
I got to say,
very nice work.
Well, we were motivated,
you know.
Maybe you should
ditch us more often.
I'm really sorry
about that.
If you ever do that again,
I'm not finding you,
and I quit.
Yeah. Just out of curiosity,
by the way,
how exactly did you figure
out the secret panel thing?
Well, each artifact is an
extension of a person, Artie.
We gleaned what we needed
from the person.
Mmm-hmm.
Mrs. Frederic.
I thought so.
Hey, hey, you know,
she's pretty scary, man.
If we hadn't found something, she
probably would have glared us to death.
Yeah. You have no idea.
What?
It's just...
It couldn't have been easy losing
someone on the job like that.
It wasn't.
Well, you know, if you ever
want to talk about it...
I don't want to
talk about it.
Okay.
Oh. Oh, uh...
You know, unless you
want to talk about it.
I mean...
Unless you want...
Anytime you want to talk
about it is fine, okay?
Okay.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Hello, Mrs. Frederic.
Arthur.
(CHUCKLES)
An in-person visit.
Must have done
something right,
or wrong.
It's a little of both.
I had to go back.
I know.
I was responsible back then.
You wanted him
to teleport?
(SIGHS) I thought
he could do it.
No, I knew.
So I pushed him.
And he was lost
for 12 years.
And you might have
prevented it all.
And I might have
saved Gus, but I didn't.
We make mistakes.
Some people are lost.
We can't save everyone.
Something to keep in mind regarding Mr.
Lattimer and Miss Bering.
That's not why I'm here.
Then why?
The girl, Claudia.
We didn't do a very good job
of protecting her, did we?
She was determined
to find her brother.
And in the process, she learned a
great deal about the Warehouse,
which could
become problematic.
She wouldn't hurt us.
But others might.
And...
You know what
the options are.
Warehouse 13...
Can we get back to the Warehouse
computers being breached?
Somebody is poking
around in your system.
I should never
have told you.
Warehouse 13.
I got hacked.
Hey, does Artie seem a little,
you know, crankier than usual?
Who's there? MAN: Got to stop...
Got to stop her!
Someone's there.
I can...
What the hell was that?
LEENA: Artie,
what are you gonna do?
I know this place.
I know this place.
Yes.
You've been here before.
You don't remember it,
but you will.
So, this is a dream?
It's time to get up, Artie.
It's time to go.
Where am I going?
Back to the beginning.
(FARNSWORTH RINGING)
Yeah?
No more zoos, okay?
From now on, if an artifact is
at a zoo, we leave it there.
Monkeys spit.
Artie, do you know that?
They spit and it is not worth it.
Guys, guys, guys...
Tell him about
the cheetahs.
No, I don't want to think about the
cheetahs, all right? I just want a bath.
All right,
I'm sorry about all that.
I'm dealing with
a lot here, too, okay?
Right, have you found out who's
hacking into the Warehouse?
I can't pinpoint
the origin of the breach.
It's a little frustrating.
Sleep, Artie,
you look terrible.
Thank you very much.
You still have some monkey
phlegm in your hair.
It's not phlegm.
Look, Artie...
Just...
Myka's right,
get some rest, bro.
Okay?
Yeah.
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
Just get back here as soon as possible.
We have a lot to do, okay?
(SIGHS)
(GROANS) No,
I can't get up.
Yes, you can. Try.
I can't...
How did you get in here?
I'm disappointed, Artie.
I figured you'd have me
totally clocked by now.
Do I know you?
What's going on?
I'm hurt.
Well, it was a while ago.
I was a lot younger. So were you.
Looking for this?
Dude, an alarm system?
So not groovy.
Besides, this is
you-and-me time right now.
Yeah, it's funny.
Years ago, I swear you said you
were just a simple professor.
I guess you left
out the off-the-grid,
top-secret warehouse
full of madcap.
Claudia.
Claudia Donovan.
You're the breach.
(IN SING-SONG TONE)
Knock, knock.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I really don't have time for games.
These cuffs, they're
not going to stop me.
I know, but check this.
(GROANS)
I super-charged
the cuffs, see?
Twenty thousand volts.
Designed them myself.
You like?
Well done.
Thank you.
Now chill,
I'm not in the mood.
Kid, look, that was a long, long,
long time ago, that stuff.
Time flies, Professor.
Really does.
(GROANS)
I'm not responsible
for Joshua's death.
Claudia, look,
just stop it right now
before you do
something you regret.
I regret?
Me?
Have you got it backasswards.
You're responsible for what happened.
But, hey, it's all good.
You know why?
'Cause it's payback time
for me and for Joshua.
So, let's go, Artie.
Time to make good
on your promise.
The door's open.
PETE: That's not good.
Artie would never
leave his Farnsworth.
Yeah.
If there were trouble, Artie
would have triggered the...
Alarm?
Someone took Artie?
Damn it, I don't know what else to do!
The cache is wiped.
There's no tracks outside
and there's no clues in here.
All right. Don't worry, okay?
We'll figure it out somehow.
Don't worry?
(FARNSWORTH RINGING)
Could that be Artie?
I'm calling for Artie.
You two are decidedly not he.
Mrs. Frederic, hi.
Look, we got some really bad news.
Look, Artie's gone,
someone took him.
That doesn't happen.
Agents don't get taken out of the Warehouse.
Our security system is...
So...
I see.
The person who's breached the
security, he's taken Artie.
PETE: Yeah. Any idea
who this guy is?
None.
So, can we put out an APB
or alert the authorities?
We are the authorities.
What did you learn from
the durational spectrometer?
The spectro...
It shows the after images
of anyone
who's been in the room
in the last five hours.
(SCOFFS)
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, that's like
our favorite thing,
with all the lights
and so forth.
Once you've ID'd them,
let me know.
And stay put.
I don't need three missing agents.
Okay, but, Mrs. Frederic, look, if
we have a lead, we could just...
Consider yourself
under lockdown.
ARTIE: I know this place. It's a lab.
It's Joshua's old lab.
Come on,
away from the door.
I'm fine right here.
Think so?
Or there.
There is very good, too.
You're doing this
all wrong, Claudia.
Brought me here in daylight.
Used my car.
Those are amateur moves,
Claudia, and for what?
What are you going to do to me?
You're going to kill me?
Because a long, long time ago, your
brother died in an accident? Come on.
He's not dead.
Claudia?
Claudia, it was a terrible,
terrible accident,
but we both witnessed it
and he's gone.
No, no, no, no, he's not.
He's stuck.
Listen to yourself.
Look, this isn't in my head.
You're gonna see.
Be careful.
Okay. Okay. Let's...
Let's open this baby up
and see what she's got.
(LAUGHS)
That's cool. Wow.
Okay. All right.
That is crazy.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Strange person with Artie.
Who is that?
I don't know.
Who... Who is that? (STAMMERING) Hold on.
I don't know. Hang on.
Do you have it? Yes. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Okay. There we go.
And...
That's... Okay.
That's weird.
Did you see that?
Is he saying something?
What is he saying?
Do you... Yeah. Go. Go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
That's a trip.
It's... I can't.
Claudia Donovan.
How did you...
My sister taught me how to read lips.
Why does your sister...
The deaf find it handy.
You...
Okay. Claudia Donovan,
where are you now?
Mrs. Frederic said
we should stay here.
Really?
I didn't hear that.
Neither did I.
Uh-oh. Looks like she
was institutionalized.
What if she's dangerous,
Pete?
So, okay. This is what?
This is poetic justice?
Bringing me back
where it all started?
No, we're here because
it's strongest here.
We need that if you're going
to bring Joshua back.
Back?
Nice job on these,
by the way.
What's conducting the charge?
Is that lithium filaments?
Very fine craftsmanship.
Dude, just shut up now.
Dude, can we not...
Claudia, you're not well.
All right.
Joshua's death was...
He got the rules wrong,
Claudia.
Yeah. Because he got sloppy,
didn't he? Right?
And we both know why he did
that, don't we, Artie?
Is Claudia in some kind of
trouble with the Secret Service?
In the four years
that Claudia lived here,
did she ever give
you any problems?
No. Not at all.
She was very nice.
PETE: Well, what can you
tell us about Claudia?
I'm not one to gossip,
but you might not know
she lost her parents when she
was just a child, poor thing.
Her brother raised her.
Then a few years later,
he passed, too.
Can you believe it?
More bad luck than
a turtle on its back.
She went off to live
with a foster family.
Well, if you ask me, I think
it all just finally hit her.
And then six months ago, she checked
herself into a psychiatric care clinic.
You know about that?
Of course you do.
You're the government.
You probably know what pills
I take in the morning.
Anyway, she keeps up
on her rent.
She checked herself out two months ago.
Has she contacted you?
Well, no,
I haven't seen her.
She's got a home
base somewhere.
Did she ever...
Did she ever stay with friends?
I don't think so.
She kept to herself.
No boyfriends, no girlfriends.
I'm very non-judgmental.
Here we are.
Thank you, Mrs. Richman.
We'll just take a look around.
I guess I can trust
the Secret Service.
Oh, boy.
I'm guessing
this is the brother.
I don't want to sound
like a broken record,
but what makes you think
that Joshua is still alive?
Because dead people
don't visit, Einstein.
He visits you?
Yeah. A lot lately.
Your brother Joshua visits you
and he tells you he's not dead.
Yes. Not appreciating
the snark, by the way.
Rheticus was right, you
know, his theories. No.
No. No, no.
And Joshua was right, too.
He was this close to proving it.
No. No.
Rheticus's experiments were never recreated.
Never. He was nuts.
Joshua's gone.
You're going to be so put
down when he gets here.
Yeah? Well, you know,
I'll take my chances.
God. It's about the minerals, Professor.
The minerals in the metal.
That's what should
have made it all work.
Sure. You know what
I'm sensing here?
That this kind of a private chat,
it's a brother-sister thing.
What do you need me for?
(SIGHS) Because I took it
as far as I could
and now I need you to
help me bring him home.
You made me a promise.
Something's wrong.
That's what I've been saying,
you fossil. God.
(STUTTERS) Something's wrong.
I can't... I can't...
I can't... I can't...
Professor,
I'm Joshua Donovan.
Joshua.
Yeah, I remember this.
This is when I met you.
We've met before?
Yes. No, no.
You showed me your experiment.
You thought I was here to give you a grant and...
That been happening a lot?
What?
You went back.
No.
I have the visions, too.
We're mad connected, Artie.
(CHOKING) The difference between
us is I didn't ignore them.
(COUGHING)
What's wrong?
(GASPING)
What's the matter
with you, Claudia?
Usually happens
just before.
Just before what?
You're going to want
to sit down for this.
He's here.
Joshua!
What is that?
What is happening?
CLAUDIA: Joshua!
Joshua?
Joshua!
(PANTING)
Told you.
What the hell was that?
I don't understand what just happened.
What's going on?
I mean, what the hell was that?
That was Joshua.
No. Yeah. You saw it, too.
I'm not crazy.
Yes.
Yes, I saw Joshua.
How?
Because he's not dead. Now, you know it, too.
Help me bring him back.
Well, I wouldn't know
where to start.
Well, I've got
everything here.
The Feldkirch minerals, equipment
for an electric field...
Claudia, did you try to recreate
Joshua's experiment on your own?
(CHUCKLES)
You're such a creaker.
Yeah. Of course I did.
The question is,
why didn't you?
PETE: So far, none of this
stuff is telling me
where Claudia
might have taken Artie.
Are you finding anything?
For a kid, she seems pretty
focused on the 16th century.
She's definitely
a thinker.
Always dangerous.
Rheticus.
Rheti-who?
He was a mathematician and
mapmaker student of Copernicus.
Yes, Pete,
I read books growing up.
Right. Why go to the prom?
Of course you did.
Yeah. Three times
in one night.
It's a long story.
I bet it is.
I bet it is.
Well, it looks like our girl
genius took something with her.
Just, you know...
Just to clarify, you decided to recreate
a clearly dangerous,
potentially deadly experiment?
Sure, it sounds bad
when you say it like that.
Claudia, these are very real forces
that you're playing with here.
And if you stop to think...
Chill out, Obi-Wan, okay?
I'm trying to save
my brother's life here.
I really hope that we are
trying to save it together.
I've spent the last two years
of my life trying to figure out
what happened to Joshua.
And when I reached
the end of what I could do,
I just kind of, sort of
took a peek at your research.
You what?
You took a peek?
You hacked into highly
classified government files.
Oh, I'm all puckered.
You know, imagine my
surprise when I discovered
that you had done
nothing to help him.
In 12 years, naught.
I thought he was dead.
Oops! Wrong.
Now you can help.
Don't tell me you don't want to.
I know you have guilt.
Hey! Hey, look at me.
I don't.
Whatever helps you
sleep at night, Professor.
Are you all right?
I'm fine. Lay off.
Yeah. You're fine.
Yeah, sure.
The nosebleed is what,
just for fun?
Damn it. I've been jamming for answers.
I'm just a little burned out.
Yeah. And then I'm just gonna guess
that it's getting a little worse.
Okay. It's like three to four times a week, now.
But it's just stress.
I mean, you get stressed,
you get the flu.
Everybody knows that.
It's not the flu, dummy.
You're so close to this, you can't
see that it is your connection
to the experiment
that's making you sick.
No, please, it's just...
It's just... Yeah.
Rheticus was attempting
human teleportation.
So was Joshua.
It's beyond dangerous.
(SIGHS)
Look, it'll be a little easier for me to see
what you've got if you take off the cuffs.
MYKA: "When love is lost
and loss o'ertakes me
"The rules of love
then are hidden
"And chaos rules
and order lost
"And hidden then
my heart from love"
Hey.
What is that?
Nothing.
Nothing. It's not important.
Hey.
A compass.
Rheticus claimed he owned it,
only no one ever saw it.
It says here it probably never existed.
It's just folklore.
Okay, now, is it just me, or
does that sound all artifact-y?
Well, you've got
the Feldkirch minerals
and you're using an electrical field.
But what about the rest?
The compass disappeared with Joshua.
My question is, what are you
using instead of the compass?
Aren't the minerals enough?
Uh-uh.
It's the same as the metal in the compass.
It's the same thing.
No, no, no, no.
You can't just replace an artifact
with, you know, something else.
There's always an X factor.
Okay. Which is maybe
why I need your help.
Which is why you shouldn't have done this at all.
I'm shutting you down.
No. Hey! Hey!
You said you
were gonna help me.
What I said was,
I would look.
Which I now have,
and believe me,
shutting you down,
that is helping you.
Okay, fine.
You know what? Fine.
Just do it.
Just shut me down.
You abandoned him once,
why shouldn't you do it again?
It isn't like that.
No, it's exactly like that.
Joshua and me,
on our own, again.
It's a good thing
I'm used to it.
I know that it
hasn't been easy.
(LAUGHS) No.
No, it hasn't been easy.
He was all I had after our parents died.
And then he was gone, too.
He spent his fun years
sewing Girl Scout patches
and teaching me
how to fold an omelet.
(CRYING) And then, reading Maria Looney
on the Red Planet to me every night.
He was a genius who put
his life on hold for me.
None of that's your fault.
I opened a door to wherever
he is and now he's in pain.
You saw his face. That is my fault.
Me! I'm the epic fail.
Claudia, it is
making you sick.
I owe him, and so do you,
and we're running out of time.
Damn it, Artie!
Help me save Joshua.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
It's a pay phone.
What?
Lattimer.
Pete, how are you?
How are you doing?
Artie! Artie, hey, man,
are you all right?
Ask him where he is.
Oh, yeah. No.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm just here with
an old friend, that's all.
Claudia Donovan.
(MOUTHING)
Very good.
You read my lips using the
durational spectrometer, didn't you?
Where is he? Where...
Wait, he probably doesn't know.
Right. Right.
Artie, do you hear anything?
A freeway, machinery...
Train whistles.
Ask him if he hears
any train whistles.
Guys. Hey! Hey!
Look, the truth is that I'm helping her.
All right?
You're helping her?
He's helping her?
You're helping her, Artie?
(SIGHS)
I figured that you'd be halfway towards
finding us, but you can stop now.
Did you hear me?
You can stop.
No, Artie, she's been under observation
at a psychiatric facility, all right?
Oh, I had no...
Poor kid, I didn't know.
No. No. Not poor kid. Poor Artie.
She's obsessed with you.
She's obsessed
with the Warehouse,
and I'm not letting you
stay with her.
(CHUCKLES) You're what? You're not letting me?
That's really cute, Myka.
Cute. Cute.
She's cute?
Does she have a gun on you?
Okay, look. These kids'
lives were messed up by...
They're in trouble, I can help,
that's all you need to know.
Well, let us come
and help you.
No, no! No! No!
We have everything we need
to make this work.
And I'm telling you,
I'm fine.
But, Artie, wait, wait!
Artie, Artie!
He hung up.
Now let's just get back before
Frederic finds out we're gone.
Seriously, you know,
if Mrs. Frederic can call us,
we should be able
to call her.
Is there a star 69
on this thing?
Star 69 wasn't invented
when that was made.
No. This wasn't invented
when this was made.
Why doesn't Artie want us
to help him, Pete?
What's going on?
MRS. FREDERIC: Yes.
What's going on indeed?
Man, I really hate that.
I believe I told
you to stay put.
No, I know. It's just that we were going to...
We had to...
You know, it would be nice
if we could contact you.
We had a lead.
We decided to follow it.
Okay, don't make her angry.
What kind of lead?
Well, Artie is
with Claudia Donovan.
Voluntarily.
Do you know
where they are?
It's possible.
But we've got
bigger fish.
You need to get down
to the Warehouse floor.
Find the San Anselmo grid.
On the Locksberg shelf number 1021.
Section 405-949-04.
Wait. We have a right to know where Artie...
Miss Bering.
Your right extends exactly
as far as I say it does.
If Artie is working
with Claudia,
he may be trying to recreate
her brother's experiment.
And that's bad?
Where do you work?
Right.
The Rheticus compass.
Yes.
His experiments
were successful.
That's why he didn't disappear into thin air.
And Joshua did.
Yes, something went awry.
You have to glean how Joshua
went wrong 12 years ago.
I still don't understand
why you don't tell us...
MRS. FREDERIC: What?
Tell you where he is?
If you run after Artie,
governed solely by your affection
for him, you won't be helping him.
I don't think it's a bad
thing to care about Artie.
He needs information,
not emotion.
You go empty-handed, the experiment
ends up just as it did before.
You're merely two
more lost bodies.
Thank you.
So, what are we looking for
on the San Anselmo grid?
I'm not certain.
But every artifact in this Warehouse
is an extension of a person.
Understand Rheticus,
understand the compass.
And for the record, I care a great
deal what happens to Artie.
Gleaned.
Miss Fancy.
You're lucky that I have an emergency
travel kit in the trunk of my car.
Well, "Serendipity"
is my stripper name.
Okay, so, without the compass,
what I'm hoping is
that some of these
will be able to help us
get a much, much stronger electrical
charge than what you were able to get
using conventional means.
Now, to electrify
the Feldkirch minerals
to a higher frequency.
Ben Franklin's
lightning rod.
I thought his thing
was a key.
No, no, no, no, everybody fixates on the key.
No, no. Please.
This is much, much better.
Trust me.
Well, what about...
(EXCLAIMS)
That's terrifying.
Listen.
Heard about the psych ward.
I had no idea. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Well...
Hey. It's his journal.
Take a look.
Joshua's?
Mmm-hmm.
See this?
That's a rubbing of the edge...
PETE: Useless.
Useless.
Useless.
Useless.
I'm guessing Artie thought
these things were useless.
I mean, they're all
Rheticus gadgets,
but none of them
tripped Artie's trigger.
Okay, so, Joshua had to
follow all these rules
to try and make the compass work.
Right?
The kid even figured out this
complicated differential equation.
He was a genius.
Yeah, and the compass
still didn't work.
Well, it half worked.
Ooh!
What is that?
It's engraved with the letter T.
T? Why not an R? Why T?
I don't know what it means.
Okay?
Look, Artie's notes
said that Rheticus's work
often expressed
a need for order.
So, what did Joshua miss?
I mean...
Maybe he translated
something wrong or...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe.
What are you doing?
Rules and order, right?
Right.
Okay, well,
after spending the last couple of months
with someone who also likes those things,
you know, crosswords, puzzles...
I like puzzles. So?
So...
So did Rheticus.
A secret panel.
ARTIE: I'm increasing
the power
of the electrical field here by about
17 times where you had it. So...
You may want
to stand back.
Yeah. Standing isn't really
an option right now.
You all right? What?
Oh, super.
(GASPS)
Artie, he's almost here.
I know.
I feel...
I feel...
Feels like
something familiar.
Listen, I know, I know, I know.
It's all folklore.
(LAUGHING)
I know this place.
I know this place.
Professor, I have found all of
the instructions that I need.
I have the equation
for the electrical field.
I have all of these things.
Nobody believes that
Rheticus succeeded.
I mean, it's probably
just a bedtime story, Joshua.
That's what you think.
Joshua doesn't get the concept
of being nice to the money guy.
Do you want the professor to
recommend you for the grant or not?
See, Claudia here doesn't get
the concept of being ten.
Joshua, please
don't do this.
It's okay, Professor.
He may be antisocial, but he's very smart.
Knows what he's doing.
ARTIE: Does he?
See this?
This is his compass.
I know I can recreate what Rheticus did.
It's teleportation,
Professor.
Please, don't.
Hey, trust me.
(CLAUDIA GASPING)
I started having
the dreams two years ago.
It's what got me started on all
this, because we were both here.
Hang in there, kid.
This should be a good first run.
We'll be able to slow
him down with this one.
Yeah. I got it. Hold on.
Claudia.
Claudia!
Claudia! Claudia!
Claudia.
Claudia?
Man, this guy was nuts
for secret panels.
Yeah. And they weren't mentioned
in any of Claudia's books.
Yeah, and if she didn't know, it's a safe
bet that Artie and Joshua didn't know.
You see the writing
around these edges?
Yeah, it's Latin.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, let me guess.
You speak Latin, too.
Okay. Make one more
nerd joke,
and I'm going to point out
how you're losing your hair.
Okay?
Okay, so, the rules, right?
The rules are in Latin,
and rules teach us
how to use the objects.
So, Joshua took them
off the compass himself.
Yeah, but he was
missing something.
Rheticus hid some rules.
And Joshua never saw them.
Nice.
And I'm not
losing my hair.
You don't have it high enough
yet, Artie, I'm stuck.
No, Joshua!
I can help you.
No. Claudia's tied to this now.
It's killing her.
And you.
You're tied to this now, too.
She's the one I'm worried about.
Joshua!
Just come back twice more.
I can hold you here.
I can save you both. No.
No. Will you look at her?
This place is growing increasingly unstable.
It's getting worse.
Next time I show up here,
it will kill her.
Okay, here's...
You have to cut the tether.
All right? Overload
the electrical field.
The conductor
you're using?
The lightning rod.
Yeah. Blow it up.
Just use that.
No, that'll destroy the whole...
It'll kill you, Joshua.
I know.
You can't save us both.
To save her you
have to kill me.
Do it before I'm pulled
back here again.
So, there's something
hidden on the compass.
And we think it's the
rule that Joshua missed.
Nicely done.
Now, check this out.
In Artie's notes it said that Joshua
had everything that he needed
for his experiment
in his lab.
Where it was
locked up for 12 years.
But before Artie hung up, he said that
he had everything that he needed.
Bing bang boom.
Claudia took Artie to the lab.
You took the initiative, and you
recognized what needed to be done,
all in Artie's absence.
I'm pleased.
I know, right? Score!
Why the test?
Is Artie going somewhere?
Let's hope not.
The directions
are in the file.
You should get to
that lab, and quickly.
We don't know how much
time we've got left.
Do you think she's weird?
I think she's weird. She always acts weird.
(GASPING)
Joshua come and gone already?
Yeah.
Craptastic.
(GROANS)
At least we're closer
to bringing him back.
Okay. You all right?
Yeah. No. I'm fine.
Listen.
Yeah?
Thank you.
Teleportation is such a powerful
weapon, and people want it, Joshua.
They're gonna come get it.
But I think I finally
solved the equation.
Listen to me.
I could just lay low. It's...
Listen to me.
Look, the people that...
The people that
want it, want it now,
they're coming
after you right now.
There's no time left, Joshua.
What you have to do is, you have to
protect yourself.
You have to protect your family.
Just give me
the compass temporarily.
I know exactly where to put
it, where it'll be safe.
It's...
It's in my
professor's office.
Good.
Stay with Claudia
until I get back.
I'll just be a minute.
Thank you, Professor.
Sure.
Hey, what're you doing?
I made a promise
to your brother
that I'm not going to let
anything happen to you.
CLAUDIA: What?
We're blowing this up.
But that'll kill Joshua.
Artie, you have to put that back.
You have to have the field
ready to catch him.
No, no, no, no, no.
That will kill you,
and I don't care
if you hate me.
I'm not going to
let you die, too.
I do hate you.
I'm never going to forgive you.
He's on his way.
Good. That's good.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Yes, something.
What?
It's just your brother.
He should be back by now. That's all.
You know what?
Why don't we go check on him? Okay?
Don't worry. I won't let anything
happen to Joshua. I promise.
Claudia, I don't have much
time before it starts again.
I'm sorry.
For everything.
But I've got to
save one of you.
Showtime.
(GRUNTS)
Showtime.
(DOOR OPENING)
Artie!
Joshua!
I told you not
to do this!
I told you not
to follow me.
Dock our pay.
We came here to save you.
Is that Claudia Donovan?
Yes. Yes.
She's just unconscious.
What? What?
Joshua didn't have
all the rules, Artie.
Rheticus loved puzzles.
And his designs
had secret panels.
It's inside?
It's inside the compass?
Yes, in Latin. Where is it, Artie?
Where is the compass, Artie?
You just have to pop open the panel
and find out which rule it is.
So, where is it?
I don't... I don't...
I don't have it.
I had to try, Artie.
I couldn't give up without trying.
Once you said that there
was no more time left,
I had to prove
that I could teleport.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No...
Artie, what are you doing?
I'm doing what Joshua did.
No! No! That's how he died.
He's not dead.
Claudia, I think
I can save him.
But what I have to do...
Don't do this.
MYKA: Artie!
Artie, make him stop!
You promised!
Claudia, it's okay.
Remember,
I will always, always...
(SCREAMING)
MYKA: Artie,
what's happening?
It's not over.
Joshua!
Touch my hand.
Joshua!
Artie, no!
Okay, where the hell are we?
Claudia, Artie,
you're here.
Joshua.
Look at you. You...
I can't believe
you're here.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
Wait, I'm here?
You took me to
the inter-dimensional space?
You were supposed to
get him out, D-bag.
No, he was supposed to destroy it.
Clearly he's insane.
Children, don't fight.
Please, I can be both a D-bag and insane.
Just where's the compass?
CLAUDIA: It's right there.
Okay.
Rheticus put rules written on
objects, sometimes inside objects.
A hidden panel, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
In this case,
it requires a combination, but
they didn't mention a combination.
Wait. Letters or numbers?
Letters. But there's 20-something letters.
How many? Artie?
Try T-H-O-M-A-S.
Why?
Thomas.
Rheticus wrote a poem
The Loss of Reason
about his lost love,
somebody named Thomas.
Thomas. Yeah, okay.
How did I miss that?
Latin.
Oh, crap!
No, no, no, no.
It's fine. I can read it.
(READING LATIN)
It's just directions.
Move the dial 90 degrees
towards axis.
What? I'm no expert,
but maybe hang on.
Can we touch the...
Artie?
Are you okay?
All right. So...
I thought we
lost you, buddy.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks for not giving up.
(LAUGHS) Shut up.
ARTIE: So, the secret
panel thing.
I got to say,
very nice work.
Well, we were motivated,
you know.
Maybe you should
ditch us more often.
I'm really sorry
about that.
If you ever do that again,
I'm not finding you,
and I quit.
Yeah. Just out of curiosity,
by the way,
how exactly did you figure
out the secret panel thing?
Well, each artifact is an
extension of a person, Artie.
We gleaned what we needed
from the person.
Mmm-hmm.
Mrs. Frederic.
I thought so.
Hey, hey, you know,
she's pretty scary, man.
If we hadn't found something, she
probably would have glared us to death.
Yeah. You have no idea.
What?
It's just...
It couldn't have been easy losing
someone on the job like that.
It wasn't.
Well, you know, if you ever
want to talk about it...
I don't want to
talk about it.
Okay.
Oh. Oh, uh...
You know, unless you
want to talk about it.
I mean...
Unless you want...
Anytime you want to talk
about it is fine, okay?
Okay.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Hello, Mrs. Frederic.
Arthur.
(CHUCKLES)
An in-person visit.
Must have done
something right,
or wrong.
It's a little of both.
I had to go back.
I know.
I was responsible back then.
You wanted him
to teleport?
(SIGHS) I thought
he could do it.
No, I knew.
So I pushed him.
And he was lost
for 12 years.
And you might have
prevented it all.
And I might have
saved Gus, but I didn't.
We make mistakes.
Some people are lost.
We can't save everyone.
Something to keep in mind regarding Mr.
Lattimer and Miss Bering.
That's not why I'm here.
Then why?
The girl, Claudia.
We didn't do a very good job
of protecting her, did we?
She was determined
to find her brother.
And in the process, she learned a
great deal about the Warehouse,
which could
become problematic.
She wouldn't hurt us.
But others might.
And...
You know what
the options are.