WandaVision (2021): Season 1, Episode 9 - Episode 9 - full transcript

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WANDA: Previously on WandaVision...

(GRUNTS)

-Snooper's gonna snoop.
-(GASPS)

Where are my children?

(GRUNTING)

(YELPING)

AGNES: These are runes, Wanda.

Only the witch that cast the runes
can use her magic.

AGNES: Vision was gone.

But you wanted him back.

WANDA: He's all I have.



HAYWARD: Well, that's just it, Wanda.

He isn't yours. He's ours.

MONICA: Hayward's gonna burn Westview
to the ground just to get what he wants.

Don't let him make you the villain.

Maybe I already am.

This is Chaos Magic, Wanda.
And that makes you the Scarlet Witch.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

TOMMY: Get off of me!
Let go of my brother!

My powers work out here,
or did you forget?

No, dear. I'm counting on it.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-No!
-(YELPS)

Go to your room.

-No way, we're staying with you.
-Come on, Mom, we can help.



-AGNES: Listen to your mother, boys.
-Now!

(BOTH GRUNT)

I take power from the undeserving.

It's kinda my thing.

(SQUELCHING)

(GRUNTS)

You're clearly in over
your little red head.

So, why don't you surrender your magic
to someone who knows what to do with it?

And I'll let you keep this pathetic little
corner of the world all to yourself.

What do you say?

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(BREATHES SHAKILY)

(GASPS)

Vision?

Is it really you?

Wanda...

(GASPING)

(GRUNTING)

And I was told you were powerful.

(SCREAMING)

Where are the boys?

(PANTING) They're in the house. Safe.

Vision...

I should've told you everything.

-The moment I realized what I had done.
-It's all right, Wanda.

I know why
you made this world, but this...

-I can fix it.
-Can you?

(ELECTRICAL HUM)

Oh, this is awkward.

Your ex and your boyfriend
together at the same party.

Who are you gonna choose, Wanda?

Vision, this is our home.

Then let's fight for it.

MONICA: Wanda!

Wanda!

-Wanda!
-PIETRO: Don't waste your breath, babe.

No one can hear you from in here.

(PIETRO PLAYING GUITAR)

(STRUMMING DRAMATIC TUNE)

(YELPS AND GROANS)

VISION: Might we resolve this peacefully?

Wanda Maximoff must be neutralized.

(VISION GRUNTING)

You must be destroyed.

A "no," then.

(GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BEEPING)

HAYWARD: Hey, it's my favorite
member of the bureau.

Reconfirm mission objective.

AGENT RODRIGUEZ: His system is overloaded.
I can't get anything through.

-(PHONE VIBRATES)
-HAYWARD: Still under control?

AGENT RODRIGUEZ: He's still ours.

You'll never be able to cover this up.

I won't have to.

Wanda cancelled her show,

so there's no footage proving
there was ever more than one Vision.

Oh, there's S.W.O.R.D. HQ security tape
and evidence of tampering, no doubt.

No one's gonna care
once I've eliminated Wanda Maximoff.

They'll believe that the Vision
who emerges from the Westview rubble

is the same one
she illegally tried to bring back to life.

They'll thank me
for recovering such a valuable asset.

You could be
a part of that victory, Jimmy.

If only you had a little more vision.

(CHUCKLES) That's a good one, Hayward.

Okay, I'm convinced.

Trouble is, my friends at Quantico

will probably have
something to say about your plan

when they arrive inside the hour.

You're bluffing.

Am I?

We're done here.

(GRUNTS)

Oh. "Flourish."

-(LINE RINGS)
-MAN: Hello?

Cliff. Uh, James Woo.

Hey, I've got a situation and I was hoping
you could get here inside the hour?

-(ICE-CREAM CART BELL RINGS)
-(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

-(LAUGHTER)
-HERB: Guy's really funny.

-(VAN HORN HONKS)
-"Don't shoot.

"I'm just the messenger." (CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

AGNES: Wanda, you've never been
up against another witch before.

Did you know there's an entire chapter
devoted to you in the Darkhold?

That's the book of the damned.

"The Scarlet Witch is not born,
she is forged.

"She has no coven,
no need for incantation."

I'm not a witch. I don't cast spells.

No one taught me magic!

Your power exceeds
that of the Sorcerer Supreme.

It's your destiny to destroy the world.

I'm not what you say I am.

AGNES: Oh, really?

(AGNES CHANTING IN LATIN)

(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)

(GASPING)

-DOTTIE: Wanda?
-Dottie?

My name is Sarah.

I have a daughter. She's eight.

Maybe she could be friends with your boys.

If you like that storyline.

Or, uh, the school bully, even.

Really, anything.
If you could just let her out of her room.

If I could just hold her, please.

What are you doing to her?
You're making her say this.

She's your meat puppet,
I just cut her strings.

(AGNES CHANTING IN LATIN)

(GASPS)

(AGNES CONTINUES CHANTING IN LATIN)

(WHIRRING)

What is this stuff?

This is my man-cave.

A place to chillax, you know,
while the missus is stirring up trouble.

You a fan of Steven Seagal?

MONICA: Agnes doesn't live here.

You do.

Oh.

You're Ralph Bohner?

Boner. (CHUCKLES)

How is she controlling you?

You wanna tussle again?

Hmm? Huh? Huh?

-(YELLS)
-(MONICA GRUNTS)

(GROANS) Meow, she's feisty!

Oh!

(GASPING) Oh, God!
Please, spare my life!

Nice to meet you, Ralph.

BILLY: Can you see them anymore?

No.

(WANDA SCREAMING)

Hey, what... What's wrong?

-(SCREAMS)
-(BILLY GASPS)

We've got to go.

I don't recognize my face in the mirror,
my voice when I speak.

I used to try to resist you, but now,
I can't remember why. Do you?

My husband's on a business trip.

Tell him I love him
and not to come back here ever.

-I'm exhausted.
-No, you're fine.

You're fine. You're all...
You're all going to be fine.

When you let us sleep,
we have your nightmares.

No, that's not true.

I've... I've kept you safe in here.

You... You feel...

You feel at peace.

-We feel your pain.
-No.

-Your grief is poisoning us.
-No, stop!

-Please, let us go.
-I wanna get back home.

-Let us go.
-Stop.

-MRS. HART: Let us go, please, Wanda.
-(VOICES OVERLAPPING)

Please!

-Please!
-(VOICES OVERLAPPING)

(SCREAMING)

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL CHOKING)

No! Stop.

Stop, I'm sorry.

(ALL GASPING AND PANTING)

If you won't let us go,
just let us die. Please.

-I will...
-MAN: Please.

I will let you go. I will. I will.

AGNES: What's stopping you?

Use your power and do it now.

Heroes don't torture people.

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

(YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

Go! All of you, now. Go!

(WHOOSHING)

(BROKEN TV CHATTER)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(MUFFLED RUMBLING)

(ALARM SOUNDING)

This is it. We're going in.

(PANICKED SHOUTING)

(AGNES LAUGHING)

AGNES: Now you'll see.

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

(GRUNTING TIREDLY)

(SOBS) What?

Wanda!

(STRAINING)

BILLY: Mom!
TOMMY: Help, Mom!

AGNES: Now, do you see?

You tied your family
to this twisted world,

and now one can't exist without the other.

-Mom!
-Mom!

Boys!

Save Westview or save your family.

-TOMMY: Mom! Help!
-Help! Please!

(STRAINING)

-BILLY: Mom, help!
-Mom!

(GRUNTING)

(YELLING)

(PANTING)

(SIRENS CHIRPING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(PANTING HEAVILY)

-Hi!
-TOMMY: Mom!

-Hi! Hi! Hi!
-Mom! Are you okay?

(AGNES CHANTS IN LATIN)

WANDA: No!

(BILLY AND TOMMY WHIMPER)

(BURSTING)

(WANDA SCREAMING)

(PANTING)

Mom? Are you okay?

AGNES: How sweet.

Um... Dad?

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Listen, boys.

Your mother and I
never really prepared you for this.

But you were born for it.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

Why are you doing this?

My programming directive
is to destroy the Vision.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

But I'm not the true Vision.
Only a conditional Vision.

(WEAPON WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING STOPS)

I request elaboration.

(RIFLES COCKING)

(ALL YELPING)

Same story, different century.

There'll always be torches and pitchforks
for ladies like us, Wanda.

(ALL WHIMPER)

Boys, handle the military.

Mommy will be right back.

No, no, no! Stand down!

(BULLET CLINKS)

(GUN CLICKING)

-Nice tricks.
-I like yours, too.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(VAN HORN HONKING)

Have fun in prison.

You are familiar with
the thought experiment the Ship of Theseus

in the field of identity metaphysics?

Naturally.

The Ship of Theseus
is an artifact in a museum.

Over time, its planks of wood rot
and are replaced with new planks.

When no original plank remains,
is it still the Ship of Theseus?

Secondly,

if those removed planks are restored
and reassembled, free of the rot,

is that the Ship of Theseus?

Neither is the true ship.

Both are the true ship.

Well, then, we are agreed.

But I do not have the Mind Stone.

And I do not have one single ounce
of original material.

Perhaps, the rot is the memories.

The wear and tear are the voyages.

The wood touched by Theseus himself.

I have not retained memories.

But you do have the data.

It is merely being kept from you.

A weapon to be more easily controlled.

But, certainly, you are the true Vision,
for you believe yourself to be.

That was once the case.

But upon meeting you,
I have been disabused of that notion.

As a carbon-based synthezoid,

your memory storage
is not so easily wiped.

May I?

I am Vision.

BILLY AND TOMMY: Dad!

-TOMMY: Hi! Hi!
-Boys, boys, boys, boys!

Dad!

(CHANTS INDISTINCTLY)

(GASPS)

AGNES: No.

No.

(GASPING)

You see, the difference
between you and me,

is that you did this on purpose.

No!

No, no, no! No, no!

Oh, please! I beg you! I beg you!

No! No, no!

No! No! No!

(WHIMPERS)

WITCHES: (CHANTING) Wanda. Wanda.

Wanda. Wanda Maximoff...

(OVERLAPPING) You are a witch.

You are a witch.

Witch...

-You...
-(GASPS)

...are the Scarlet Witch.

WITCHES: So it is written.
So it is written. So it is written.

Told you so.

Harbinger of Chaos.

WITCHES: So, it is foretold.
So it is written. So, it is foretold.

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(WHIMPERING)

You can't win, Wanda.

Power isn't your problem, it's knowledge.

(WITCHES GASPING)

(GASPS)

Give me your power and I will
correct the flaws in your original spell.

And you and your family,
and the people of Westview

can all live together in peace.

And no one will ever
have to feel this pain again.

Not even you.

WITCHES: So it is written.
So it is foretold.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

Take it!

(GRUNTING)

I don't want it.

VISION: Wanda, what are you doing?

AGNES: Come on, Wanda!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(AGNES CACKLING)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

AGNES: Come on, Wanda! Escape your fate!

(WANDA GRUNTS)

Release your burden!

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

There's more. I want it all.

(PANTING)

-(GRUNTING)
-(AGNES GASPS)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(PANTING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

BOTH: Mom!

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

AGNES: About our deal...

Once cast, a spell can never be changed.

This world you made will always be broken.

Just like...

you.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(AGNES GASPING)

(THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING)

Runes.

"In a given space, only the witch
who cast them can use her magic."

Thanks for the lesson...

But I don't need you to tell me who I am.

(SHUDDERING) No. No. No. No!

(GRUNTS)

No! No! (GROANING)

(WAILING)

(GROANS)

Oh, God. You don't know what you've done.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(PANTING)

Good girl.

So, what now?

You just gonna lock me up somewhere?

No. Not "somewhere."

Here.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

"Here"?

Mmm-hmm.

I'll give you the role you chose.

The nosy neighbor.

No. Please...

I'm sorry.

AGNES: No, you're not. You're cruel.

You... You have...

You have no idea what you've unleashed.

You're gonna need me.

-If I do, I know where to find you.
-Wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait...

(CHEERFULLY) Hiya, hon.

Say, that's some
kinda getup you're wearing.

Did I leave the oven on,
or is that just you, hot stuff? (CHUCKLES)

You live here now.

No one will ever bother you.

Okey dokey, artichokee.

I'll be seeing you, Agnes.

Not if I see you first, hon. (CHUCKLES)

BILLY: Mom!
TOMMY: Mom!

(WANDA CHUCKLES)

-Come here...
-TOMMY: Are you okay?

WANDA: Mmm...

So, it would appear that our dream home
has been reduced to a fixer-upper.

I know you'll set everything right.

Just not for us.

No.

Not for us.

Hmm. It's time.

Should we head home?

Yeah.

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

WANDA: Okay, hop in.

(SIGHS) Snug as a bug.

Big day today.

Your mother and I...

are very proud of you both.

Very proud.

You know...

a family is forever.

We could never truly leave each other,
even if we tried.

You know that, right?

(SIGHS)

(KISSING)

(KISSING CONTINUES)

Good night, chaps.

-Good night, Dad.
-Good night, Dad.

Good night, Mom.

(DISTANT BUZZING)

Boys...

Thanks for choosing me to be your mom.

Oh, I, uh...

I read somewhere that it's bad luck
to say goodbye in the dark.

No, you didn't.

No, no.

Perhaps not. Perhaps...

I just wanted to see you clearly.

And?

And there you are.

(DISTANT ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

Wanda, I know we can't stay like this.

But before I go, I feel I must know.

What am I?

You, Vision...

are the piece of the Mind Stone
that lives in me.

You are a body of wires
and blood and bone that I created.

You are my sadness and my hope.

But mostly, you're my love.

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

I have been a voice with no body.

A body, but not human. And now...

a memory made real.

Who knows what I might be next?

(SIGHS)
We have said goodbye before,

so it stands to reason...

We'll say hello again.

So long, darling.

They'll never know
what you sacrificed for them.

It wouldn't change how they see me.

And you, you don't...

You don't hate me?

Given the chance and given your power,

I'd bring my mom back.

I know I would.

I'm sorry.

For all the pain I caused.

I know.

I don't understand this power.

But I will.

(SIRENS APPROACHING)

Goodbye, Monica.

Bye, Wanda.

Good luck.

WOO: All right, everybody, gather around.

The pharmacy is the best spot for medical.

And evidence collection
can begin in the hardware store, Miguel.

Let's move.

Monica!

Authority looks good on you, Jimmy.

Where's Darcy?

Uh, something about
"debriefs are for the weak."

But, um, we can thank her for that.

(WOO CHUCKLES)

Captain Rambeau.

They're asking for you in the theater.

MONICA: Thank you.

WOO: All right, let's go.

I was sent by an old friend
of your mother's.

He heard you've been grounded.

He'd like to meet with you.

Where?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(KETTLE WHISTLING)

(MUFFLED RUMBLING)

BILLY: Mom, help!

-Mom, please!
-TOMMY: Help! Mom, please!