Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001): Season 9, Episode 17 - Medieval Crimes - full transcript

CAHILL: This one's kind of nice.

WALKER: Mm-hmm.

This one?

Mm-hmm.

Walker, please help me.

They all look good, Alex.

How can you say that?

I mean, some are too bright,

some are too yellow...
some are too pale,

and some of them
are just plain yuck.

Walker, we have to pick
the color for the baby's room,

otherwise I can't do
any other decorating.

Well, let's wait till morning,
when the light's better.

No, no, no. No.

Amber mist or spring dawn?

They look the same to me.

Walker... Look, it's late.

Let's sleep on it.

Maybe it's not yellow.

I thought yellow would be

the perfect color for a little
boy or a little girl's room,

but what if it makes
them look jaundiced?

Alex, all I know is
that you're gonna make

the greatest
mother in the world.

Good night.

( sighs)

Maybe it's not paint.

Maybe it's wallpaper.

( sighs heavily): It's
gonna be a long night.

Oh, come on.

( engine starts)

( tires screech)

The guards made their
final round at 10:00,

locked up and activated
the security system.

What kind of system?

Best there is... optical laser.

Covers every square
inch of the floor.

Was it working properly?

Was like new.

7:00 this morning they
open up, and bingo.

Now this is the third big-ticket
heist in a month, Walker.

First it was jewelry,

then rare stamps, now this.

And I'll tell you, the chief is
busting my chops on this one.

Well, whoever pulled
this off is a real magician,

I can tell you.

'Cause I don't see
how it could be done.

Well, it was, so
there had to be a way.

What is it?

Well, they never
triggered the alarm

because they never
touched the floor.

( trumpets blaring)

( crowd cheering)

( cheering)

( applause)

( applause and cheers)

♪ In the eyes of a ranger ♪

♪ The unsuspecting stranger ♪

♪ Had better know the truth ♪

♪ Of wrong from right ♪

♪ 'Cause the eyes of
the ranger are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you
do he's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in
Texas, look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where
the ranger's gonna be. ♪

GAGE: Come on, it's
not even on the map.

It has to be.

It's right here.

Uh-huh. Buell.

Oh, yeah, there
you go, right there

in the middle of nowhere.

Well, one of us has to go there,

pick up the prisoner,

and bring him back
to testify. Mm-mm.

Now, weren't you
saying you wanted

to get out of
Dallas for a while?

Me? No, no, no way.

I'm always stuck with
prisoner transport. Uh-huh.

I've done my share.

Oh.

Well, we'll just have to flip.

Here.

All right, all right.

I got one.

All right, odd man out.

No more whining. Go.

Heads.

Tails.

( chuckles)

Heads. Ha.

( giggling)

Best two out of three.

Do you hear whining somewhere?

I think so.

Pack a lunch.

( snickering)

SYDNEY: Here's your quarter.

Have a happy day.

( Gage laughing)

What was that all about?

He's such a sore
loser. He's got to go

all the way out to Buell
to pick up that prisoner,

Morris Dobbs.

( chuckling)

Anything on the museum?

Yeah. Actually, you know what?

You were right about them
coming in through the ceiling.

The lab found fresh marks up in
the rafters made by vice clamps.

GAGE: Burglars must've rigged

some kind of pulley
system to lower themselves

down into the gallery.

They did the entire
thing from midair.

So we're looking for three,

maybe four people who
are highly skilled athletes,

maybe mountain climbers.

Could be ex-military.

SYDNEY: You know what,

I'll run a check on
convicted burglars,

see if any of them
have that kind of training.

You know,

there's only a couple
of fences in Dallas

that could handle that kind
of high-end merchandise.

Yeah, you're right.

And I think I know just
the guy to start with.

( foreign accent): He is the most
exciting new artist on the scene today,

and we are the only
gallery in America

to represent him.

How much?

Pssh... $85,000.

And I have it on good authority

he is Picasso's
illegitimate son.

Really? Uh-huh.

Excuse me, folks.

I need to talk to
Serge for a moment.

One moment.

( no accent): This isn't
a good time, Walker.

That's really funny,

because that's exactly
what you said to me

when I busted you for
fencing that stolen jewelry.

Ancient history.

I'm a hundred percent legit now.

Yeah, right.

What do you know about the
heist of the Palmer Museum?

Nothing.

Nothing?

You've heard nothing?

It's true, I swear.

You can do better
than that, Serge.

Come on, Walker.

I got a big fish on
the line over here.

Yeah, and they look like
honest folk to me, Serge.

Maybe I'll go tell them
what a con man you are.

Wait, maybe I got
something for you.

You ever hear of Floyd Jessup?

Yeah, the cat burglar.

He ripped off some
rich people in Houston.

What about him?

He got out of
Huntsville last month.

Word is, he's setting
up shop in Dallas.

Hmm.

Okay, Serge, go
reel in your fish.

( sighs heavily)

( trumpets blare)

Hey, man, you're
supposed to go easy.

It's just practice.

Takes all the fun out of it.

Yeah, well, I've had it.

( cell phone rings)

Guys, that's it
for today. Let's go.

Hawkins.

Excellent.

What's the word?

We just got 200
grand for the paintings.

Sweet.

Next job's worth twice that.

( crowd chattering)

I got to go. All right.

Whew.

Can I help you?

What happened here?

Well, it was the darndest thing.

Semi lost its brakes

and almost landed
right on my desk.

You're kidding. Nope.

Your arm, huh?

Oh, no.

Slipped in the
shower this morning.

WOMAN: I told him.

I said, some days, it just
don't pay to get out of bed.

I'm Ranger Trivette,
here with a warrant

to take Morris
Dobbs into custody.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Al, go get the
prisoner, will you?

Must be real important

to bring you all
the way out here.

Yeah, we got him testifying
in a murder trial in Dallas.

Oh.

Dobbs won't give
you any trouble.

He's not really a jinx.

( tires screech)

( crash)

( car alarm wails)

Let's go.

There you are.

Thank you.

Hey, you guys be careful.

( speed dialing)

( telephone rings)

Ranger Cooke.

WALKER: Sydney,

get Gage and track down
a guy named Floyd Jessup.

See if he knows anything
about the burglaries.

All right, we're on it.

DOBBS: Aw, you should let me go.

Why should I do that?

Well, because if you don't,

something very bad
will happen to you.

Are you threatening me?

No. No-no-no-no. It's
no threat, it's just fact.

I'm a jinx.

( chuckles): What?

I'm a jinx to anyone around me.

I always have been.

I-It's my cross to bear.

You're a jinx?

Yes.

Buddy... ( chuckles)

that's the first time
I've heard that one.

Hey, I'm not joking.

Whoever I am with gets hurt.

Dobbs... Dobbs... Look,
look what happened

to that police
station back there.

I'm taking you in.

Well...

Well, I wish you'd reconsider.

You're testifying
at the trial, all right?

I-I don't think...
Save your breath.

All right, suit yourself.

( engine sputtering)

Uh-oh. Here we go.

What the... Aah!

( engine backfiring)

Aw, man.

Oh... Yeah, I told him.

They just never listen.

Trust me, fellas.

That yellow diamond's
over three karats.

It's worth 60 grand, easy.

( knocking on door) Who's that?

Be cool.

You Floyd Jessup?

Who wants to know?

I'm a Texas Ranger.

Rangers!

( door slams open)

Get out of here!

( grunting)

( bone cracking)

All right, get up.

DOBBS: I warned you.

My car broke down.

It happens.

Yeah, whatever.

They're gonna fix
my car tomorrow,

then we'll be out of here.

But... Eh!

Y'all ready to order now?

Yes, we are, ma'am.

Let me have the swordfish,

the steamed broccoli

and a baked potato, please.

Thank you.

You're going with the swordfish?

I like swordfish.

Yeah, but do you
realize how far they have

to ship it? It... It
could be spoiled.

I want you to mind
your own business.

Okay.

Freeze!

( gunshot)

Ahh!

This is Officer Blanchard.

I got a suspect down

in the alley behind the
Sun Mutual Building.

Send backup.

DISPATCHER: Roger that.

( approaching sirens)

We gotta get
Pollard out of here.

There's no time. Come on.

( van engine starting)

( sirens grow louder)

( van tires screeching)

( sirens wailing)

What've you got, Ed?

Looks like the same group

that pulled the
burglaries, Walker.

Only this time, they shot a cop.

How bad is he?

He'll make it.

That's more than I
can say for this guy.

Any I.D. on him?

Nothing.

The way I figure it,

they looted the coin shop.

He came out first.

Officer Blanchard spotted
him, took him down,

and then got shot by
the others on the way out.

Call Ranger headquarters

as soon as you I.D. him, okay?

You got it.

( loud retching)

MAN ON TV: Here we go!

Our next contestant...
( knocking on door)

a social services administrator,

a mother of
two... Turn that off.

( TV turned off)

Who is it?

Dr. Ortiz.

So, uh, how long you been sick?

Duh... Couple of hours.

Oh, now, let's
have a look at you.

Let's see here.

Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Let me see your tongue.

Ooh.

That's good, that's
good, that's good.

When's the last time you ate?

Had dinner over at
that place in town.

Oh, and what did you have?

Swordfish.

Fish?

I never eat fish here.

You know how long
it takes to ship here?

( retching)

( retching)

( coughing)

Okay, they've identified
the burglar who was killed.

His name is Curtis Pollard.

Apparently, works at a place

called Medieval Times.

Medieval Times?

Mm-hmm.

I think I'll go talk to them.

Call and tell them
Okay. I'm coming.

MAN: One of our employees

was involved in a
series of robberies?

That's right.

He was killed last night.

Are you sure he worked for us?

Do you recognize this man?

( sighs)

He's one of our knights.

I operate several castles around
the country, Ranger Walker.

Thousands of employees.

We do everything possible
to hire the best people. I...

Well, we're not blaming
you, Mr. Sands, but...

Pollard had accomplices.

We're trying to find
out who they are.

You think others
here are involved?

We're not sure,

but I need a list
of all your knights.

Of course.

Is there anything
else I can do for you?

Maybe there is.

Walker, listen to this.

Medieval Times has
branches in seven other cities.

So I ran a computer
check in each of them

to see if there were
any unsolved art

or jewelry heists.

And sure enough, bells
went off in three of them:

Chicago, L.A. and Myrtle Beach.

GAGE: And the
pattern's always the same.

Four or five robberies
in a few weeks,

and then everything stops cold.

Can you place
Pollard in those cities

at that time?

Like clockwork.

The knights rotate
between castles.

They work a couple of
months and then they move on.

Now, there's four or
five other employees

on the same rotation as
Pollard, so we figure at least

a few of them are
in on the burglaries.

They're probably gonna lay low

after shooting a cop.

Maybe.

But... we're not
gonna wait and see.

So what's our plan?

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

I'm sure all of you
were shocked as I was

to hear the news
about Curtis Pollard.

Hard to believe,
but as we all know,

the show must go on.

So we're lucky to have
Jack Swayze available

to replace Curtis.

Please make him feel at home.

Hey.

How are you?

Welcome, Jack. Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you.

How you doing?

Good luck.

Thank you.

( neighing)

You'll like it here.

The people are nice
and tips are pretty good.

Good.

Ever been a wench before?

A what? A wench.

That's what they
call waitresses here.

Oh, no. No, no, I haven't.

Don't worry. You'll
pick it up in no time.

Okay.

So, bread plates
goes on their left.

Soup bowl on the right.

Okay.

So, um... how long
have you worked here?

About a year.

I'm training to be a masseuse.

You know, they're in big demand

'cause so many
people are stressed out.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey.

That's my boyfriend.

He's a knight.

( horse whinnying)

( music playing on TV)

Okay, I'm starving.
When are we gonna eat?

Just... shut up.

( knocking on door)

( groaning)

Mm!

All right, I'm coming.

Who is it?!

Chief Tucker,
Alder Springs Police.

Ranger Trivette.

Hey.

Boss Tucker.

Heard you was as sick as a dog.

( laughs)

Must've been something you ate.

Must've been.

Listen, about your car.

You couldn't have broken
down in a better place.

That Ernie is a
hell of a mechanic.

And I ain't just saying that

'cause he's my
wife's kid brother, now.

Your brother-in-law's
fixing my car?

Oh, that's the good news.

See, the bad news is,

it's gonna cost a tad
more than Ernie thought.

What's a tad?

$800.

That's a tad?

It always pays to
do things right, now.

Anyway,

you holler if you need
anything, all right?

Always glad to
help a fellow officer.

Feel better now.

Y'all enjoy your stay.

Don't say anything.

I'll talk you through
it as we fight.

Okay.

If you get confused... just die.

( chuckles)

All right. That's simple enough.

You'll be fine.

Thanks, man.

I'll see you out there.

Thank you.

So when's the last
time you fought?

A couple months ago.

Yeah? Which castle was that?

Florida.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I heard the
manager runs a real tight ship.

What's his name? Um... Cassidy.

Cassidy. Yeah, that's right.

All right, I'll see
you out there.

All right.

Behold the color, the pomp
and all the pageantry that is

the Age of Chivalry!

( applause and cheering)

All hail His Majesty
King Alfonso.

♪ ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah ♪

♪ You forever will be known ♪

♪ As the one who stood
alone to fight for right ♪

♪ To the very death ♪

♪ To ride so high above ♪

♪ And live for one great love ♪

♪ Do battle to your
very last breath, yeah ♪

♪ Keep fighting for the
honor and the glory ♪

♪ Nobody understands
the greatest guy's a fool ♪

♪ You are the
hero of the story ♪

♪ Rise up each
time you take a fall ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah ♪

♪ So much difference
you will make ♪

♪ And the courage it will take ♪

♪ As you make your way
along that beastly track ♪

♪ To know that dangers grow ♪

♪ And the two went
down that road ♪

♪ Knowin' only
one is comin' back ♪

♪ Keep fighting for the
honor and the glory ♪

♪ Nobody understands
the greatest guy's a fool ♪

♪ You are the
hero of the story ♪

♪ Rise up each
time you take a fall ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah ♪

♪ Each man must find his faith ♪

♪ And another battle place ♪

♪ Save your dragon
slayin' battle for the war ♪

♪ And though your
heart beats true ♪

♪ Sometimes surprises you ♪

♪ And strongly rides with
you to find the sword, yeah ♪

♪ Keep fighting for the
honor and the glory ♪

♪ Nobody understands
the greatest guy's a fool ♪

♪ You are the
hero of the story ♪

♪ Rise up each
time you take a fall ♪

♪ Keep fighting for the
honor and the glory ♪

♪ Nobody understands
the greatest guy's a fool ♪

♪ You are the
hero of the story ♪

♪ Rise up each
time you take a fall. ♪

So how'd I do?

Well, aside from almost
cutting off my head,

I think you did okay.

Thanks.

I'll see you tomorrow.

All right, Glen, take it easy.

Let's go.

Did you forget something?

You guys want to,

you want to back off
with those things, huh?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Come on, man. What's the idea?

Just wanted you
to see how easy it is

to get hurt around here.

Fatally hurt.

I don't find that that funny.

It's not meant to be.

There's something
fishy about you, Swayze.

You smell like a cop,

so I did some checking.
Guess what I found.

Well, I'm not a
mindreader, so I don't know.

What'd you find?

You just got out of Huntsville,

where we heard you were

bronc-busting champion.

( both snickering)

You're a real Dick Tracy.

So why didn't you tell us?

First of all 'cause it's none
of your damn business,

and second of all,

if the manager finds
out I'm an ex-con,

she's going to
fire me, all right?

Not planning on ripping
the joint off, are you?

For what? No.

So why were you snooping around?

SYDNEY: Jack?

You know, you
never said anything

about your buddies
here, and, um,

I don't do foursomes.

SYDNEY: Sorry.

( clicks tongue)

( chuckling)

They must have been
keeping a close eye on you

ever since you got hired.

I'd have been dead
meat if you hadn't set up

that phony prison record for me.

And if I hadn't shown up.

"I don't do foursomes"?

Come on. Well,
it saved your butt.

So, what do we do next?

They'll have to replace Pollard.

Gage, try to get
close to Hawkins.

See if he'll pick you.

Okay.

I'll see if I can get
more info about Wiley

from his girlfriend.

Okay, good.

Mm. Oh, God,
this is really good.

Oh, my God, I
can't believe this.

You want to try some of this?

All right.

Morning.

Chief.

Good news.

The car's fixed.

Ernie's got her
running like a top.

( laughs)

Bet you're all eager to
hit the road, ain't you?

Oh, yeah.

Yes, siree, they'll
have your axle

straightened out in no time.

You'll be on your way.

What's wrong with my axle?

Ernie didn't tell you?

Well, he took her
out for a road test

and some crazy S.O.B.
ran him straight into a ditch.

You believe that?

( dishes breaking)

( people arguing in Spanish)

Anyway, y'all have a safe trip.

Come back and see
us sometime, all right?

Hey, listen,

I will pay you when I
can pay you, all right?

What don't you
understand about that?

You'll get it when
I can give it to you!

That's all I can
tell you, okay?!

So quit hassling me!

( bangs phone)

Ex-wife's bleeding me dry.

( horse neighing)

Hey.

How you doing?

Good.

Good luck.

Thank you.

What a cutie pie.

He's my knight in shining armor.

Oh, gosh, you guys
look so cute together.

How long have you known him?

Almost a month.

You seeing anyone?

Me? No.

But you're getting interested.

What do you mean?

You have your eye on
that new knight Jack.

There's something
going on with you two,

I can tell.

Well, maybe. Look, I just
want to hear about your guy,

so what's his name?

Ben Wiley.

Ben.

He's wonderful.

Sweet, romantic,
with a really great bod.

Oh, sounds perfect.

He is, and he is so generous.

Really?

Look what he gave me.

Wow.

That's beautiful.

When did he give that to you?

Last week.

Hmm.

Don't say anything, okay?

Ben made me swear
not to show it off.

Oh, no, I won't.

Okay.

What were you in Huntsville for?

For being stupid.

If that were a crime,

half the state
would be locked up.

Armed robbery.

( chuckles)

Nice move.

Thanks.

So what'd you rob?

Liquor store.

There's no money
in those places.

Like I said, it was stupid.

So you did your time,
you learned your lesson.

Yeah, something like that.

Got yourself a nice, honest
job that doesn't cover your bills.

I don't plan on doing this long.

Me, neither.

( both grunting)

Ahh! ( panting)

Sometimes you have to
make up your own rules.

What are you talking about?

Like this.

Hey, man, what are you doing?

This isn't in the script.

That's the fun of it.

Come on, Jack.

Show me what you got.

Nice fight.

Thanks.

So Lisa said Wiley
gave her the necklace

a few weeks ago.

Which would have been
right after the first burglary.

Yep. And I saw the
insurance photos

of the stolen jewelry.

Her necklace looks
like one of the pieces.

Okay, I'll tell you what.
After the show tonight

I'll do a little more
looking around.

All right.

( car squeaking and knocking)

( tractor horn beeping)

Sorry!

( van horn beeping)

VAN DRIVER: Move it or lose it!

Sorry!

I-I tell you, this-this
is making me sick.

Live with it.

But...

( dialing)

Oh, you know that
there's no service out here.

( retching)

( horse nickering)

Excuse me. Have a good night.

Yeah, see you tomorrow, Jack.

Did you call him Jack?

Yeah. Why?

I could have sworn
that was Francis Gage.

Back when he used to
date a girlfriend of mine,

he was a cop.

Hmm, it looks just like him.

He's a cop?

Janice said he used
to go out with her friend.

Is she sure?

I mean, maybe she's got
him mixed up with somebody.

I'm not going to
take any chances.

Yeah, that's smart.

We'll just cool it
till we leave town.

Hey, hey, hey.

Nobody said anything
about cooling it.

We've got to, man.

We've got a cop nosing around.

I'll take care of it.

How?

The man's got a dangerous job.

Accidents happen.

( car backfires)

DOBBS: Hey, why
are we stopping here?

( dings)

( phone rings)

Walker.

Hey, Walker, it's Trivette.

( static) Hello?

Hello, can you hear me?

It's Trivette. Hello?

It's Trivette. Can you hear me?

Uh, uh, e-e-excuse me.

There's, um... Be quiet. Okay.

Trivette, is that you?

Yeah, Walker, it's me.

Can you speak up? I
can barely hear you.

Uh, Ranger Trivette.

Ranger Trivette, Would you...

do you see the swar... Trivette?

There's, um... What? Later, huh.

Okay. ( buzzing)

( buzzing) Oh, my... Oh, no.

Oh, my Lord! Oh!

Trivette?

No! No!

( static) Hello?

( buzzing)

No! Oh, look at that.

Hello? ( screams)

( clicks)

( screams)

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Oh!

Ow!

Hey, Lisa.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Come on, I know
you better than that.

Is it your knight?

He broke up with me.

Why?

Because he's going
to another castle soon,

and I said I'd come, too,

but he said he wasn't ready
for a serious commitment.

Oh, I'm sorry.

He even took the necklace back.

You poor thing. Come here.

High! High!

Low! Low! Good.

Shield cross! High!

Tag!

Good, man, that
was cool. Good job.

Next time you die, okay?

All right.

So how about it,
Jack? What's that?

You want to try to
play the Black Knight?

The Black Knight?

That's a pretty tough routine.

I don't know if I'm
ready for that yet.

Sure you are.

Try it tonight.

Just give it your best shot.

It could mean nothing.

Wiley probably never intended

to let her keep the
necklace anyway.

Or maybe they got spooked

and decided to
hide any evidence.

I mean, that's probably
why Hawkins told you

to be the Black Knight.

You think he's
trying to set me up?

It'd be easy enough to
make it look like an accident.

Wouldn't that be
stupid, to try something

because they think
we're onto them?

Just be careful.

Okay.

What'd you make
the new lance out of?

It's pine.

It's not going to break away

like those balsa ones.

That cop will be dead
before he hits the ground.

Yep. Just make sure you
get these lances switched

before the cops
get ahold of this one.

How am I going to do that
in front of 2,000 people?

Look, I will time my pass

so I finish by the entrance
in the arena, right?

I drop my lance,
run out to Swayze.

Everybody's watching me, right?

So no one will see
you make the switch.

( cheering and applause)

( ceremonial music playing)

( trumpets blaring)

( applause)

Bravo!

( cheering)

Knights, I must have a champion.

A first knight to defend
my throne and my honor.

Therefore, I decree that all
combat shall be to the death.

( trumpets blare)

( grunting)

( cheering)

Sire, the castle
is under attack.

The walls have been breached.

Call to combat.

( audience booing)

You there!

Who are you, and what
do you seek in my castle?

That I may avenge
my father's death.

I fear you not, Black Knight.

You shall suffer the same fate.

( audience booing)

( applause and cheering)

It's pine.

That cop'll be dead
before he hits the ground.

( trumpet fanfare)

( applause and cheering)

( applause)

( cheering)

( cheering)

That's not the way
it's supposed to go.

Whoa...! ( horse neighs)

( cheering)

( horse neighs)

( fanfare)

( cheering)

( cheering)

( cheering)

( uproarious cheering)

( thunderous applause)

WALKER: Yeah, it was exciting.

Anyway, thank you very
much for all your help.

Well, did he confess?

Oh, yeah.

Wiley's much more of
a lover than a fighter.

Took him less than ten
minutes to turn on Hawkins.

You know, that was pretty slick

the way you fooled
Wiley into thinking

the cop they shot
during that robbery died.

He could not wait
to make a deal.

With his cooperation,

we should be
able to recover a lot

of the stolen art and jewelry.

Great.

Oh, by the way,
Gage, uh, the owner

of Medieval Times
called, and he said anytime

you get tired of working
for the Texas Rangers,

you've got a job.

( scoffs): No, thanks.

Sit over there.

Oh, my Lord.

What the devil...?

Don't say anything.

( sighs heavily)

That was Trivette, right?

Have you ever seen
so many Band-Aids

on a human being before?

Not a live one.

♪ 'Cause the eyes of
the ranger are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you
do, he's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in
Texas, look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where
the ranger's gonna be. ♪