Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001): Season 5, Episode 15 - Last Hope - full transcript
Open the door!
Open the door!
I said open up!
Now!
What are you doing?
You... Ugh!
Or do you think I'm
imagining this, huh?
Oh, talk back to
me, why don't you?
Leave me alone,
you stupid animal!
No.
Aah!
Now, raise your voice at
me again, why don't you?
Get up! Stop it!
Stop it!
Oh, what you gonna
do with that, boy?
You gonna shoot me?
Go ahead, pull the trigger.
You ain't gonna shoot me.
You ain't gonna do
nothing. Just like I thought!
No, no. You ain't got the guts.
Now, you ever rise up on
me again, and I'll kill you!
So help me, I'll
kill both of you!
You hear me?
Ma?
Ma?
You know, this
isn't a bad school,
and these aren't
bad kids, but...
If something isn't done now,
they could get into trouble.
Exactly.
They're at the age where if
we don't impact them now,
we may lose them forever.
That's why we're here.
When do we get to meet the kids?
Right now. Great.
Yo, Joey. What's up, man?
Yo, Pepper, check it out.
If I told you you
had a nice body,
would you hold it against me?
If I told you you had detention,
would you hold that against me?
Oh, come on, Mrs.
O, don't be like that.
I was just trying to
be friendly, that's all.
Save it, Clifton. Students,
I'd like for you to
meet Ranger Walker
and Miss Cahill.
They'll be with you up
at Ranger Teen Camp.
Ah, great. We get to
spend a whole week
with Ranger Ken and Barbie.
What could be better than that?
I'm sorry about that.
Don't be.
It's not our first time.
Hey, guys.
Apologize for being late,
court took a long time.
Ah, Mrs. O'Sullivan,
this is my partner,
Ranger Trivette.
Oh, it's nice to meet
you, Ranger Trivette.
He'll be at camp
with us. Oh, great.
But I thought you said
there was seven students?
There were. Cindy
Cordero won't be joining us.
There will only be six now.
Eddie, where did
you get the shiner?
Hi, Eddie.
What happened to him?
That's Eddie Del Toro.
His mother has
a live-in boyfriend
who can get pretty rough.
Well, has anybody
called the authorities?
A few times.
The mother won't press charges,
and Eddie always has a story.
Why won't Cindy
Cordero be going with us?
Cindy just found out she's
three months' pregnant.
Three months' pregnant?
How old is she? Thirteen.
Let me give you a hand.
That's okay. I got it.
No problem.
I'm Cordell Walker.
What's your name? Eddie.
Eddie.
Nasty bruise, Eddie.
I-I-I fell.
Really?
I was all by myself and I fell.
I'm kind of a spaz.
I gotta go now. Miss Melanie
gets really mad if we're late.
Okay, I'll see you later, Eddie.
What did you find out?
I just found our seventh camper.
♪ In the eyes of a Ranger ♪
♪ The unsuspecting stranger ♪
♪ Had better know the truth ♪
♪ Of wrong from right ♪
♪ 'Cause the eyes
Of the Ranger ♪
♪ Are upon you ♪
♪ Any wrong you
do He's gonna see ♪
♪ When you're in
Texas Look behind you ♪
♪ 'Cause that's where
The Ranger's gonna be ♪
About time.
Get ready.
You're late.
I had things to do.
You had things to do?
Yeah, that's right.
You arrogant piece of
garbage, I ought to take that...
You ought to what?
Huh? Gentlemen.
Come on, "you ought to" what?
Gentlemen, please.
Relax.
This isn't personal.
That's the stuff?
Sixteen kilos.
You wanna count it?
No.
I trust you.
Yeah.
Gentlemen.
Yum... yum.
Easy money, eh?
You said it, boss.
What the...?
Son of a...
Stop the car!
Now, that... was personal.
Five hundred hours
of community service?
Are you out of your mind?
I mean, uh... Uh... Uh...
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
That's no, n-n-no disrespect
for that last remark there,
but if you want my
personal opinion
about this whole thing, I mean,
that last ruling is
absolutely ridiculous here.
You know what I mean?
Actually, Mr. Brooks,
upon further
review of your file,
I find myself in complete
concurrence with your opinion.
Hey, all right, judgie.
One thousand hours
of community service.
One thousand hours?
He's all yours, Ranger Walker.
Walker?
You mean, like, Texas Ranger?
Walker?
Oh, man.
You mean me?
Okay, everybody together.
I want you to settle down.
Now, I want you to listen to
Ranger Walker and Miss Cahill,
and I want you to make
me very proud of you.
- Put the bags down here.
- Camping?
You mean, like, outdoors
with no-toilet-type camping?
That's what you're
talking about, I mean...
Why didn't I come up with
this? This is a brilliant idea.
Too bad there isn't a
plane involved here.
Charlie, give your mouth a
rest and help me with this.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Camping and manual labor?
I'm gonna call your
name, and jump on board.
Lisa.
Pepper.
Clifton.
Marcy. I'm right here.
Donna.
Peanut. Excuse me?
Everyone calls me Peanut.
Is that what you'd like
us to call you? Okay.
Peanut. Here.
Why am I so fortunate?
Why am I so fortunate?
Sophisticate like me, huh?
Put the rest in yourself.
I'll put it in. ALEX: Eddie.
I'm dealing with
a cowboy. Eddie.
Oh. I mean, here.
Climb aboard. Joey.
What?
Does that mean you're here?
Not because I wanna be.
Well, you don't have
much of a choice, do you?
It's either the camp,
or juvenile hall.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever.
These kids, you know,
they make me
nervous. You know that?
'Cause they always have
to go to the bathroom.
This isn't a long trip, is it?
Phew.
Jimmy and C.D. are
meeting us at the camp?
Yeah, they left early
to get everything ready.
I have a feeling they're gonna
have a bit more fun than we are.
Me too.
Strike one!
Strike two!
It's going, it's go...
Oh, it's a foul ball.
Damn it, Jimmy, would you
quit hitting that mattress there?
We're working at
cross purposes here.
You got three and
two on me, Big Dog.
I gotta swing for the bleachers.
It's going. It's...
It's a home run!
Would you hit it
downwind, please?
Why don't you shut the door?
It doesn't serve
a purpose closed,
that's why I've got it open.
Big Dog, if you had locked
down the shutters last year,
there wouldn't be so much
dust in the mattresses this year.
Don't hit that mattress again.
You hit that mattress
one more time,
and you're gonna be
wearing this broom.
Have you got it?
I got it.
Okay.
Thanks.
It's a hit! I warned you.
I'm just joking, I'm
just... I warned you.
Whoa! Big Dog!
Ow!
You're out!
I was just playing with you.
Well, I think I'll get
back to sweeping.
So... why are you here?
I got arrested.
So this camp, they
got bears up there?
No, there's no bears up there.
No bears.
Because the rattlesnakes
scared 'em all away.
Rattlesnakes?
Lots of rattlesnakes.
Oh, I get it. It's
a joke, right?
It is a joke, right?
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
Rattlesnakes in Texas. Ha-ha-ha.
Well, Jimmy, how
you doin' over there?
Picasso, man, Picasso.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait a minute...
Wait a minute, Jimmy. What?
Supposed to paint
the siding green, and...
And these little strips here
are supposed to be white.
White with green trim.
No, no, no. No, wait, please.
Hey. What?
Green with white trim.
No, no, that's not
what you told me.
You said white with green trim.
Hey, guys, look, there's
a restaurant up ahead.
All right, good, we can eat.
Come on, Walker,
give us a break,
we're starving to
death back here.
Guys, we're almost there,
and C.D.'s gonna
have lunch for us.
And C.D. is? BROOKS: Yeah.
C.D. Parker. He's a
retired Texas Ranger.
And he's making our lunch?
Yeah. A Texas Ranger chef?
What's his specialty, cow pies?
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Great.
Terrific, a flat tire.
Okay,
why don't you take the kids
to the diner and have lunch?
Alrighty.
Kids, grab your coats.
Come on, everybody out.
- Go ahead.
- Come on.
All right. All right.
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na!
What are you doing?
Well, I'll... You...
It's gonna be white
with green trim, buddy.
Hey, you smart aleck, I'll
show you a thing or two.
No! Yes, I will.
Charlie. What?
Get back here.
I wanna go get
something to eat over here.
I said get back here.
Look, you see these hands?
These hands don't
do manual labor, okay?
Or changing a tire, uh-uh.
Way out of the question.
There's a first
time for everything.
Now get the tire. Wanna
know something, Walker?
I mean, you know,
nothing personal here.
I don't want to, you know,
disrespect you and all,
but uh, you're starting to
get on my nerves a little bit.
Will you just get the tire?
All right, I'm getting
the tire, all right?
I love camping, I
just love this stuff.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to get a tire here.
Think that's the way
Mickey Mantle got started?
I mean, he's around
from here, right?
Mission someplace?
What else am I supposed to
do? Want me to change the oil?
No, just stand there and watch.
I watch. I'll watch.
I'll stand here.
So how long are we gonna be
holed up in this dump anyways?
Joey Sides is coming up
from Dallas in the morning.
Joey Sides is coming here?
A money launderer
that makes house calls?
Is this a great
country, or what?
The second elephant
says, "No soap. Radio."
Get them out of here.
Now.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but
the kitchen's closed.
Excuse me?
The kitchen's closed.
No, it's not.
Um, it is, uh, for you.
You can't do this.
I'm sorry. No, you
don't understand.
You can't do this,
it's against the law.
Uh, lady, I-I don't want
to have to say it again.
The kitchen's closed.
And, uh, you got
about 15 seconds
to get this little pack
of mutts out of here.
Pack of mutts?
Clifton. Who you
calling a pack of mutts?
Dang, you so ugly
when you were born,
the doctor slapped your mother.
Ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo.
Huh, you got a real
smart mouth on you, boy.
What's going on?
They won't let us eat.
Who won't let you eat?
Kitchen's closed.
Is that right?
Yeah, it's right.
You got a problem with that?
Yeah, I've got a
problem with that.
Uh-huh. And, uh,
what are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna ask you very nice
to sit down and behave yourself.
Oh. You're gonna
ask us real nice.
Isn't that sweet? He's
gonna ask us nice.
Uh, well, what if we say no?
Then I'm not gonna
ask you so nice.
Oh, boy.
Why do I have the feeling
that something not too nice
is gonna be
happening around here?
Don't do that.
Yeah.
I-I'm sorry.
Whoa.
Nighty night.
How, how did we do?
How did I do? Good?
This fighting stuff makes
me very nervous, you know?
You did fine, Charlie.
Oh, jeez. ALEX: Where's Joey?
Oh, right here.
I had to use the restroom.
So, what's good?
Where's the money?
Come on, come on, come on.
Which one of you idiots
left the money in the car?
It's very simple.
Somebody knows something.
Find them.
You might need a little more.
Huh, you need some more?
Okay, all right.
Need some more?
Well, I'll get some
right out of the bucket.
I'll get some out of the bucket.
Okay, okay, okay!
You might need some more...
Oh-ho! Whoo-hoo!
Okay, okay, okay, they're here.
How about a little there?
How about a little back there?
Can you believe this?
Our children.
Your children.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
Welcome to Ranger Teen Camp.
It's a good thing we
ate at the diner, huh?
Welcome.
He was sentenced to a thousand
hours of community service,
and this is a perfect
place for him to start.
Well, Alex, I'm... I'm not
trying to second-guess Cordell,
and I'm not trying to
dispute your thoughts,
but this fella is a
convicted criminal,
and a criminal is a
criminal is a criminal.
Being out here with these kids
is just like putting
a fox in a henhouse.
He doesn't have any
business out here, hon.
Yo, black, let me
ask you something.
Whoa... What did you call me?
Black. What, you got a
problem with being black?
No, I don't have a
problem being black,
it's just not my name.
My name's Ranger Trivette.
Wanna try it again?
Forget it.
Ah, come on, Walker.
Hey, Trivette?
Yeah?
You just can't leave, you know.
What is this leaving stuff, huh?
Oh, man.
Governor Bush called.
He wants to meet me
tomorrow morning in Austin.
Well, just tell him you're busy.
You don't tell the
governor that, Charlie.
Can you handle things here?
Yeah, I got C.D. and Alex.
What about me? What am I,
chopped liver or something?
And I got Charlie. Okay.
I'll see you in Dallas.
All right, all
right. Drive safe.
Hey, man, where you going?
What's up?
This better be worth it, Joey.
Trust me, man. It's worth it.
This is pretty sweet.
Wow, this room is cool.
Check it out.
Damn. Where did you get it?
Miss Cahill, Ranger Trivette,
come quick. It's Peanut.
What's the matter?
Something's wrong.
She got stung by a bee and
she's turning purple and stuff.
I got the kit.
Miss Cahill, Ranger Trivette,
I don't know if she's breathing.
What happened?
I mean, all... Talk to me.
All we were doing is playing tag
and she stepped
in a hornet's nest.
Anaphylactic shock.
She's probably allergic.
Please?
Peanut?
She's gonna be okay.
Okay.
Come on, girl. Okay.
Oh, that's a girl.
Okay.
She's okay. All right, girl.
Tag... you're it.
She's gonna be all right.
It's okay.
If you help me get
it back to Dallas,
I'll cut you in for half, bro.
I don't know, Joey.
Whoever lost this is
gonna come looking for it.
Let them look. We're up here
with two Rangers and a lady D.A.
This is the last place
they're gonna look.
Yo, this is serious green,
and all we gotta do is
shut up about it for a week,
and by the time we
get back to the big D,
we'll be set for life.
So are you down
with this or what?
Yeah, I'm down. You kidding?
For this kind of cash?
I'm so down, I'm
under the ground.
Let's get out of here.
Ugh!
What do we do with
this piece of garbage?
Make him comfortable.
Come on, come on. Sit down.
Ugh.
Come on. What's
all this about, huh?
Aah.
Where is it?
Where is what?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
A case was taken
from our vehicle.
We want it back.
And you think I took it?
I didn't take it.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Just wait a minute.
It could... It
could've been, uh...
It must have been those kids.
What kids?
A bunch of punks.
They were at the
diner with some, uh...
Some lady and a
kickboxing cowboy.
Must have been them.
They looked like the type,
if you know what I mean.
Take him out. Get rid of him.
I don't know,
but it's been said.
I don't know,
but it's been said.
Country air will
clear your head.
Country air will
clear your head.
- Sound off.
- One, two.
Bring it on down.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
All right.
I don't know,
but I've been told.
I don't know,
But I've been told.
C.D.'s chili tastes like mold.
C.D.'s chili Tastes like mold.
Sound off. One, two.
Having fun is one thing,
but making light of a
man's chili's another.
Shame on you, old man.
Here we go.
Whoops-a-daisy.
Release.
Release.
Whoa!
Wow.
Release. Yeah.
All right.
All right. Release.
Take a deep breath. Hold it.
All right, knee up.
Snap, all right?
Ho! Whoa.
Go! Yikes.
All right. Give me five,
give me five, give me five.
Hey, all right.
Clifton, let's go. Very good.
- All right.
- All right, go!
Whoo.
Clifton, come back
and do it again.
Go!
All right, how many of you think
that was a good roundhouse kick?
I do. Wrong.
That was an excellent
roundhouse kick.
Good work, Clifton.
Thanks... Ranger Trivette.
Thank you. All right, Eddie.
Come on, Eddie.
Get 'em up, Eddie.
And... go!
I can't do anything right.
I don't even know why I'm here.
What, you're a loser?
Eddie, let me tell
you something.
You tried your hardest,
you gave it your all.
That's not the mark of a loser,
that's the mark of a winner.
It is?
Yes, it is.
All right, Eddie. Good job.
Hey, all right,
Eddie. All right, huh?
Ah.
Here it is. Alex Cahill.
What do we do with them?
Kill them. WOMAN: No.
Then we'll find the kids
and get our money back.
Get in the boat?
You've got to be kidding.
No way. Sorry. No can do.
I'm afraid of the water.
Well, there's only one
way to overcome your fear.
Overcome it?
Who said anything about
wanting to overcome it?
Actually, I've grown
kind of attached to it.
Take my hand. You can do this.
I can't do this.
Come on, Lisa. If I
can do it, you can do it.
Yeah, come on.
We're all in boats here.
Let's go. PEANUT:
Come on. It's easy.
Take my hand. I can't do this.
One step at a time.
Miss Cahill, Miss...
There you are. You're fine.
Wow, this is great.
I think I like it.
Hey, Joey.
Joey, come on
out here. It's fun.
Come on.
No, thanks.
What's the matter?
This Alex Cahill is an
assistant district attorney.
So, what's your point?
Here you go.
Come on, throw it. Over here.
I got it, I got it.
You know, it's
really something nice
to see these kids enjoying this.
Yeah, they really seem
to be coming around.
Most of them.
I thought you said you didn't
even like Ranger Trivette.
I know, but I don't know.
He seems like he's okay.
Dude, he's a Texas Ranger.
Maybe we should tell him.
Who knows? There could
be a reward or something.
A reward?
What, like... Like
a hundred bucks?
See, there must be a
million bucks in that suitcase.
Look, see, if you don't
wanna split it, that's fine.
But I ain't just about
to go and turn it over.
Wait up.
Oh-ho.
Oh, no. Not again.
How... How you doing up there?
I... I'm really trying hard.
But you just ain't making
it easy for me, you know?
That's all I got to say.
You know, thanks for listening.
Well...
We're gonna have to talk to
those two young men about this.
You see, that's the
problem with you cops.
I mean, you don't
think like crooks.
What the hell does that mean?
What I'm saying is, that if
you talk to the kids about it,
you know, they're just gonna,
well, they're gonna deny it.
They're gonna say that
they don't have nothing
to do with this at all.
So, what do you suggest?
What I'm suggesting is,
is that you don't talk
to the kids about it.
You get the kids...
to talk to you.
You get it?
Now, now, now.
You think you can handle
this? Charlie, I got it.
I mean, there's no
disrespect here at all.
I'm just nervous about
the whole thing, you know,
because I want it to work
so bad for the kids' sake.
You know what I
mean? Charlie, I got it.
Okay, come on. Let's do this.
All right. Good luck. Thanks.
All right, story
time, guys and gals.
Okay, look. I'll get you
all some hot chocolate
when you get back.
Thank you. TRIVETTE:
Thanks, Big Dog.
- Thank you, Charlie.
- Thanks, Charlie.
Okay, a young Indian boy
used to live out in these woods
a long, long time ago.
His name was Tommy Six Moons.
He used to hunt
and fish out here,
and one day he
was hunting for deer
and he discovered this cave
hidden in the side
of the mountain.
Since he was no
different than you guys,
he decided he
wanted to explore it.
So he went inside
and he discovered
something else.
Gold.
Gold?
Yeah, lots of gold,
right in the rocks.
More gold than he'd
ever seen in his entire life.
Enough to make his
village richer than rich.
So did he go down and
tell the people of his village?
No, he did not
because he was greedy.
Tommy was greedy and he
wanted all that gold for himself.
So, what did he do?
So every day for the next six
months, every chance he got,
he would sneak away
to that secret cave
and chip away at those rocks.
Wow, six months? He
must have had a ton of gold.
Mm-hm.
Big humongous pile
right in the front
of the mountain.
And get this: The
more gold that he got,
the more gold he wanted.
And the more gold he
wanted, the more scared he got
that somebody was gonna
find out about his secret.
So, what happened?
So he worked that cave
day and night, night and day,
chipping away at those rocks,
super focused on getting
that gold out of there.
Man, that's exactly what I
would have done. Wouldn't you?
He was so focused that he
never noticed when a landslide
dropped all these boulders
right in the front of the cave.
Trapped him inside.
He was trapped inside?
Mm-hm. Tried to dig his way out.
That was no use.
He tried calling for help.
Nobody could hear him.
Well... Well, what about
the people in the village?
They... They came and
looked for him, right?
It was a secret cave.
So they never found him?
Yeah, they found
him, years later.
His skeleton on top of that
big, humongous pile of gold.
And to this day, people
say when the moon is full
you can still hear
old Tommy crying:
"I should have told.
"I should have told.
I should have told."
Joey, you gotta tell him.
Okay.
Okay.
Ranger Trivette? Yeah?
We gotta talk.
Let me ask you something.
Yeah, what?
You had all that money.
How come you didn't
take off to Mexico City?
You know what, C.D.?
The old Charlie Brooks
probably would have,
but, you know, a
changed man is a...
Changed man is a...
You know, changed man. Yep.
I know.
Well, that must be them.
Watch this chocolate,
will you? Yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
What...?
What's this all about?
You were great. Thanks.
When we get back,
I'll call the local sheriff
and turn everything over to him.
Hey, what's going on in there?
Hey, what do I gotta do,
everything around
here or what, huh?
Oof!
You punk.
Shut up, old man.
Or you're next.
Old man, this can be
easy or this can be hard.
It's entirely up to you.
Shh. Wait, wait, wait.
You'll tell us one way
or another, old man.
Somebody's here.
Um, Ranger Trivette...
That's the car.
What car?
What are you talking about?
Shh, everybody be quiet.
Alex, get everybody to
the other side of the lake.
I'll meet you there. Okay.
What's going on?
Just go. Do as I say.
Joey, go. Ranger Trivette.
Joey, go.
But it's my fault.
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Where are they?
I don't know.
Your choice.
This could have been easy.
Come on, kids.
Come on, man. We
gotta do something.
Ow.
Ow.
Ah.
Maybe I ought to put
him out of his misery.
Yeah, yeah. That... That's
real funny, you know?
Ugh! Oh.
What was that?
Check it out.
Aah!
Huh. Ohh!
All right, where's the money?
You got three
seconds. One, two...
Drop it.
Drop it. What are you
gonna do with that, huh?
You gonna shoot me?
Go ahead.
Shoot, and I'll shoot him.
This is bad. This is really bad.
Oh, yeah.
Well, if you're
gonna use it, use it.
Come on, shoot!
Gee, mister, come on. We'll
give you your money back.
It's a little too late for that.
Oh, my God.
Eddie. Attaboy, Eddie.
All right, let's get
these guys out of here.
Lunch Monday, Jimmy.
All right.
How you feeling, Charlie?
How am I feeling?
Like I got hit on the head
with the butt of a gun.
How do you...? How do
you think I'm feeling here?
Well, I... I just wanted
to tell you that...
That I'm sorry.
That you can come out to
this lake any time you want to.
Well, thanks. I-I
appreciate that.
You take care of yourself.
All right. You too, C.D.
Oh.
Hey, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.
Hey, how you doing,
everybody? How you doing?
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just glad to be
alive, you know?
So Joey and Clifton shot
off this bow and arrow
that killed the bad guy.
And then Eddie came up
and hit him on the
head with a frying pan.
Our Eddie? Yep.
Hey, Eddie?
Hey, you were the coolest, man.
Really, bro. You
were the coolest.
You're our hero.
Wow.
Eddie gets kissed here, huh?
I mean, that's a
real hero, Eddie.
Getting kissed and all.
Ow.
Where are they? I don't know.
I don't... Tell
me! I don't know.
What did you do with it?
Let go of her!
I told you you ever messed
with me again, I'd kill you.
Tell that to my friends.
They know all about you.
It's okay, Mom. It's okay now.
Stay down, unless you
want a piece of me also.
I'm sorry, Mama, but I
couldn't let him hurt us anymore.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Thank you, Ranger Walker.
You're welcome, Eddie.
Charlie, come here.
Here's my number.
Future reference.
Okay, you've worked a
total of six and a half days.
Wait, wait, wait.
Half a day? What's
this half-a-day stuff?
Okay, uh, should we just
make it an even seven days?
Yeah, seven days.
Yeah, okay.
All right, an even seven days.
That gives you a
total of 56 hours.
Okay, 56 hours. That's
better. That's good.
That leaves you...
944 hours left.
Oh, man.
Say, don't we have a
white-water rafting trip coming up?
Yeah, that's right.
Twenty-five kids.
White-water rafting?
Yeah, with 25
kids. With 25 kids.
No, no, no, no. No,
that's not for me at all.
You can forget that whole thing.
White-water rafting?
Right.
Ever think of what happens
with 25 kids when it gets dark?
♪ 'Cause the eyes
Of the Ranger ♪
♪ Are upon you ♪
♪ Any wrong you
do He's gonna see ♪
♪ When you're in
Texas Look behind you ♪
♪ 'Cause that's where
The Ranger's gonna be ♪
Open the door!
I said open up!
Now!
What are you doing?
You... Ugh!
Or do you think I'm
imagining this, huh?
Oh, talk back to
me, why don't you?
Leave me alone,
you stupid animal!
No.
Aah!
Now, raise your voice at
me again, why don't you?
Get up! Stop it!
Stop it!
Oh, what you gonna
do with that, boy?
You gonna shoot me?
Go ahead, pull the trigger.
You ain't gonna shoot me.
You ain't gonna do
nothing. Just like I thought!
No, no. You ain't got the guts.
Now, you ever rise up on
me again, and I'll kill you!
So help me, I'll
kill both of you!
You hear me?
Ma?
Ma?
You know, this
isn't a bad school,
and these aren't
bad kids, but...
If something isn't done now,
they could get into trouble.
Exactly.
They're at the age where if
we don't impact them now,
we may lose them forever.
That's why we're here.
When do we get to meet the kids?
Right now. Great.
Yo, Joey. What's up, man?
Yo, Pepper, check it out.
If I told you you
had a nice body,
would you hold it against me?
If I told you you had detention,
would you hold that against me?
Oh, come on, Mrs.
O, don't be like that.
I was just trying to
be friendly, that's all.
Save it, Clifton. Students,
I'd like for you to
meet Ranger Walker
and Miss Cahill.
They'll be with you up
at Ranger Teen Camp.
Ah, great. We get to
spend a whole week
with Ranger Ken and Barbie.
What could be better than that?
I'm sorry about that.
Don't be.
It's not our first time.
Hey, guys.
Apologize for being late,
court took a long time.
Ah, Mrs. O'Sullivan,
this is my partner,
Ranger Trivette.
Oh, it's nice to meet
you, Ranger Trivette.
He'll be at camp
with us. Oh, great.
But I thought you said
there was seven students?
There were. Cindy
Cordero won't be joining us.
There will only be six now.
Eddie, where did
you get the shiner?
Hi, Eddie.
What happened to him?
That's Eddie Del Toro.
His mother has
a live-in boyfriend
who can get pretty rough.
Well, has anybody
called the authorities?
A few times.
The mother won't press charges,
and Eddie always has a story.
Why won't Cindy
Cordero be going with us?
Cindy just found out she's
three months' pregnant.
Three months' pregnant?
How old is she? Thirteen.
Let me give you a hand.
That's okay. I got it.
No problem.
I'm Cordell Walker.
What's your name? Eddie.
Eddie.
Nasty bruise, Eddie.
I-I-I fell.
Really?
I was all by myself and I fell.
I'm kind of a spaz.
I gotta go now. Miss Melanie
gets really mad if we're late.
Okay, I'll see you later, Eddie.
What did you find out?
I just found our seventh camper.
♪ In the eyes of a Ranger ♪
♪ The unsuspecting stranger ♪
♪ Had better know the truth ♪
♪ Of wrong from right ♪
♪ 'Cause the eyes
Of the Ranger ♪
♪ Are upon you ♪
♪ Any wrong you
do He's gonna see ♪
♪ When you're in
Texas Look behind you ♪
♪ 'Cause that's where
The Ranger's gonna be ♪
About time.
Get ready.
You're late.
I had things to do.
You had things to do?
Yeah, that's right.
You arrogant piece of
garbage, I ought to take that...
You ought to what?
Huh? Gentlemen.
Come on, "you ought to" what?
Gentlemen, please.
Relax.
This isn't personal.
That's the stuff?
Sixteen kilos.
You wanna count it?
No.
I trust you.
Yeah.
Gentlemen.
Yum... yum.
Easy money, eh?
You said it, boss.
What the...?
Son of a...
Stop the car!
Now, that... was personal.
Five hundred hours
of community service?
Are you out of your mind?
I mean, uh... Uh... Uh...
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
That's no, n-n-no disrespect
for that last remark there,
but if you want my
personal opinion
about this whole thing, I mean,
that last ruling is
absolutely ridiculous here.
You know what I mean?
Actually, Mr. Brooks,
upon further
review of your file,
I find myself in complete
concurrence with your opinion.
Hey, all right, judgie.
One thousand hours
of community service.
One thousand hours?
He's all yours, Ranger Walker.
Walker?
You mean, like, Texas Ranger?
Walker?
Oh, man.
You mean me?
Okay, everybody together.
I want you to settle down.
Now, I want you to listen to
Ranger Walker and Miss Cahill,
and I want you to make
me very proud of you.
- Put the bags down here.
- Camping?
You mean, like, outdoors
with no-toilet-type camping?
That's what you're
talking about, I mean...
Why didn't I come up with
this? This is a brilliant idea.
Too bad there isn't a
plane involved here.
Charlie, give your mouth a
rest and help me with this.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Camping and manual labor?
I'm gonna call your
name, and jump on board.
Lisa.
Pepper.
Clifton.
Marcy. I'm right here.
Donna.
Peanut. Excuse me?
Everyone calls me Peanut.
Is that what you'd like
us to call you? Okay.
Peanut. Here.
Why am I so fortunate?
Why am I so fortunate?
Sophisticate like me, huh?
Put the rest in yourself.
I'll put it in. ALEX: Eddie.
I'm dealing with
a cowboy. Eddie.
Oh. I mean, here.
Climb aboard. Joey.
What?
Does that mean you're here?
Not because I wanna be.
Well, you don't have
much of a choice, do you?
It's either the camp,
or juvenile hall.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Whatever.
These kids, you know,
they make me
nervous. You know that?
'Cause they always have
to go to the bathroom.
This isn't a long trip, is it?
Phew.
Jimmy and C.D. are
meeting us at the camp?
Yeah, they left early
to get everything ready.
I have a feeling they're gonna
have a bit more fun than we are.
Me too.
Strike one!
Strike two!
It's going, it's go...
Oh, it's a foul ball.
Damn it, Jimmy, would you
quit hitting that mattress there?
We're working at
cross purposes here.
You got three and
two on me, Big Dog.
I gotta swing for the bleachers.
It's going. It's...
It's a home run!
Would you hit it
downwind, please?
Why don't you shut the door?
It doesn't serve
a purpose closed,
that's why I've got it open.
Big Dog, if you had locked
down the shutters last year,
there wouldn't be so much
dust in the mattresses this year.
Don't hit that mattress again.
You hit that mattress
one more time,
and you're gonna be
wearing this broom.
Have you got it?
I got it.
Okay.
Thanks.
It's a hit! I warned you.
I'm just joking, I'm
just... I warned you.
Whoa! Big Dog!
Ow!
You're out!
I was just playing with you.
Well, I think I'll get
back to sweeping.
So... why are you here?
I got arrested.
So this camp, they
got bears up there?
No, there's no bears up there.
No bears.
Because the rattlesnakes
scared 'em all away.
Rattlesnakes?
Lots of rattlesnakes.
Oh, I get it. It's
a joke, right?
It is a joke, right?
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
Rattlesnakes in Texas. Ha-ha-ha.
Well, Jimmy, how
you doin' over there?
Picasso, man, Picasso.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait a minute...
Wait a minute, Jimmy. What?
Supposed to paint
the siding green, and...
And these little strips here
are supposed to be white.
White with green trim.
No, no, no. No, wait, please.
Hey. What?
Green with white trim.
No, no, that's not
what you told me.
You said white with green trim.
Hey, guys, look, there's
a restaurant up ahead.
All right, good, we can eat.
Come on, Walker,
give us a break,
we're starving to
death back here.
Guys, we're almost there,
and C.D.'s gonna
have lunch for us.
And C.D. is? BROOKS: Yeah.
C.D. Parker. He's a
retired Texas Ranger.
And he's making our lunch?
Yeah. A Texas Ranger chef?
What's his specialty, cow pies?
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Great.
Terrific, a flat tire.
Okay,
why don't you take the kids
to the diner and have lunch?
Alrighty.
Kids, grab your coats.
Come on, everybody out.
- Go ahead.
- Come on.
All right. All right.
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na!
What are you doing?
Well, I'll... You...
It's gonna be white
with green trim, buddy.
Hey, you smart aleck, I'll
show you a thing or two.
No! Yes, I will.
Charlie. What?
Get back here.
I wanna go get
something to eat over here.
I said get back here.
Look, you see these hands?
These hands don't
do manual labor, okay?
Or changing a tire, uh-uh.
Way out of the question.
There's a first
time for everything.
Now get the tire. Wanna
know something, Walker?
I mean, you know,
nothing personal here.
I don't want to, you know,
disrespect you and all,
but uh, you're starting to
get on my nerves a little bit.
Will you just get the tire?
All right, I'm getting
the tire, all right?
I love camping, I
just love this stuff.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to get a tire here.
Think that's the way
Mickey Mantle got started?
I mean, he's around
from here, right?
Mission someplace?
What else am I supposed to
do? Want me to change the oil?
No, just stand there and watch.
I watch. I'll watch.
I'll stand here.
So how long are we gonna be
holed up in this dump anyways?
Joey Sides is coming up
from Dallas in the morning.
Joey Sides is coming here?
A money launderer
that makes house calls?
Is this a great
country, or what?
The second elephant
says, "No soap. Radio."
Get them out of here.
Now.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but
the kitchen's closed.
Excuse me?
The kitchen's closed.
No, it's not.
Um, it is, uh, for you.
You can't do this.
I'm sorry. No, you
don't understand.
You can't do this,
it's against the law.
Uh, lady, I-I don't want
to have to say it again.
The kitchen's closed.
And, uh, you got
about 15 seconds
to get this little pack
of mutts out of here.
Pack of mutts?
Clifton. Who you
calling a pack of mutts?
Dang, you so ugly
when you were born,
the doctor slapped your mother.
Ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo.
Huh, you got a real
smart mouth on you, boy.
What's going on?
They won't let us eat.
Who won't let you eat?
Kitchen's closed.
Is that right?
Yeah, it's right.
You got a problem with that?
Yeah, I've got a
problem with that.
Uh-huh. And, uh,
what are you gonna do about it?
I'm gonna ask you very nice
to sit down and behave yourself.
Oh. You're gonna
ask us real nice.
Isn't that sweet? He's
gonna ask us nice.
Uh, well, what if we say no?
Then I'm not gonna
ask you so nice.
Oh, boy.
Why do I have the feeling
that something not too nice
is gonna be
happening around here?
Don't do that.
Yeah.
I-I'm sorry.
Whoa.
Nighty night.
How, how did we do?
How did I do? Good?
This fighting stuff makes
me very nervous, you know?
You did fine, Charlie.
Oh, jeez. ALEX: Where's Joey?
Oh, right here.
I had to use the restroom.
So, what's good?
Where's the money?
Come on, come on, come on.
Which one of you idiots
left the money in the car?
It's very simple.
Somebody knows something.
Find them.
You might need a little more.
Huh, you need some more?
Okay, all right.
Need some more?
Well, I'll get some
right out of the bucket.
I'll get some out of the bucket.
Okay, okay, okay!
You might need some more...
Oh-ho! Whoo-hoo!
Okay, okay, okay, they're here.
How about a little there?
How about a little back there?
Can you believe this?
Our children.
Your children.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
Welcome to Ranger Teen Camp.
It's a good thing we
ate at the diner, huh?
Welcome.
He was sentenced to a thousand
hours of community service,
and this is a perfect
place for him to start.
Well, Alex, I'm... I'm not
trying to second-guess Cordell,
and I'm not trying to
dispute your thoughts,
but this fella is a
convicted criminal,
and a criminal is a
criminal is a criminal.
Being out here with these kids
is just like putting
a fox in a henhouse.
He doesn't have any
business out here, hon.
Yo, black, let me
ask you something.
Whoa... What did you call me?
Black. What, you got a
problem with being black?
No, I don't have a
problem being black,
it's just not my name.
My name's Ranger Trivette.
Wanna try it again?
Forget it.
Ah, come on, Walker.
Hey, Trivette?
Yeah?
You just can't leave, you know.
What is this leaving stuff, huh?
Oh, man.
Governor Bush called.
He wants to meet me
tomorrow morning in Austin.
Well, just tell him you're busy.
You don't tell the
governor that, Charlie.
Can you handle things here?
Yeah, I got C.D. and Alex.
What about me? What am I,
chopped liver or something?
And I got Charlie. Okay.
I'll see you in Dallas.
All right, all
right. Drive safe.
Hey, man, where you going?
What's up?
This better be worth it, Joey.
Trust me, man. It's worth it.
This is pretty sweet.
Wow, this room is cool.
Check it out.
Damn. Where did you get it?
Miss Cahill, Ranger Trivette,
come quick. It's Peanut.
What's the matter?
Something's wrong.
She got stung by a bee and
she's turning purple and stuff.
I got the kit.
Miss Cahill, Ranger Trivette,
I don't know if she's breathing.
What happened?
I mean, all... Talk to me.
All we were doing is playing tag
and she stepped
in a hornet's nest.
Anaphylactic shock.
She's probably allergic.
Please?
Peanut?
She's gonna be okay.
Okay.
Come on, girl. Okay.
Oh, that's a girl.
Okay.
She's okay. All right, girl.
Tag... you're it.
She's gonna be all right.
It's okay.
If you help me get
it back to Dallas,
I'll cut you in for half, bro.
I don't know, Joey.
Whoever lost this is
gonna come looking for it.
Let them look. We're up here
with two Rangers and a lady D.A.
This is the last place
they're gonna look.
Yo, this is serious green,
and all we gotta do is
shut up about it for a week,
and by the time we
get back to the big D,
we'll be set for life.
So are you down
with this or what?
Yeah, I'm down. You kidding?
For this kind of cash?
I'm so down, I'm
under the ground.
Let's get out of here.
Ugh!
What do we do with
this piece of garbage?
Make him comfortable.
Come on, come on. Sit down.
Ugh.
Come on. What's
all this about, huh?
Aah.
Where is it?
Where is what?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
A case was taken
from our vehicle.
We want it back.
And you think I took it?
I didn't take it.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Just wait a minute.
It could... It
could've been, uh...
It must have been those kids.
What kids?
A bunch of punks.
They were at the
diner with some, uh...
Some lady and a
kickboxing cowboy.
Must have been them.
They looked like the type,
if you know what I mean.
Take him out. Get rid of him.
I don't know,
but it's been said.
I don't know,
but it's been said.
Country air will
clear your head.
Country air will
clear your head.
- Sound off.
- One, two.
Bring it on down.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
All right.
I don't know,
but I've been told.
I don't know,
But I've been told.
C.D.'s chili tastes like mold.
C.D.'s chili Tastes like mold.
Sound off. One, two.
Having fun is one thing,
but making light of a
man's chili's another.
Shame on you, old man.
Here we go.
Whoops-a-daisy.
Release.
Release.
Whoa!
Wow.
Release. Yeah.
All right.
All right. Release.
Take a deep breath. Hold it.
All right, knee up.
Snap, all right?
Ho! Whoa.
Go! Yikes.
All right. Give me five,
give me five, give me five.
Hey, all right.
Clifton, let's go. Very good.
- All right.
- All right, go!
Whoo.
Clifton, come back
and do it again.
Go!
All right, how many of you think
that was a good roundhouse kick?
I do. Wrong.
That was an excellent
roundhouse kick.
Good work, Clifton.
Thanks... Ranger Trivette.
Thank you. All right, Eddie.
Come on, Eddie.
Get 'em up, Eddie.
And... go!
I can't do anything right.
I don't even know why I'm here.
What, you're a loser?
Eddie, let me tell
you something.
You tried your hardest,
you gave it your all.
That's not the mark of a loser,
that's the mark of a winner.
It is?
Yes, it is.
All right, Eddie. Good job.
Hey, all right,
Eddie. All right, huh?
Ah.
Here it is. Alex Cahill.
What do we do with them?
Kill them. WOMAN: No.
Then we'll find the kids
and get our money back.
Get in the boat?
You've got to be kidding.
No way. Sorry. No can do.
I'm afraid of the water.
Well, there's only one
way to overcome your fear.
Overcome it?
Who said anything about
wanting to overcome it?
Actually, I've grown
kind of attached to it.
Take my hand. You can do this.
I can't do this.
Come on, Lisa. If I
can do it, you can do it.
Yeah, come on.
We're all in boats here.
Let's go. PEANUT:
Come on. It's easy.
Take my hand. I can't do this.
One step at a time.
Miss Cahill, Miss...
There you are. You're fine.
Wow, this is great.
I think I like it.
Hey, Joey.
Joey, come on
out here. It's fun.
Come on.
No, thanks.
What's the matter?
This Alex Cahill is an
assistant district attorney.
So, what's your point?
Here you go.
Come on, throw it. Over here.
I got it, I got it.
You know, it's
really something nice
to see these kids enjoying this.
Yeah, they really seem
to be coming around.
Most of them.
I thought you said you didn't
even like Ranger Trivette.
I know, but I don't know.
He seems like he's okay.
Dude, he's a Texas Ranger.
Maybe we should tell him.
Who knows? There could
be a reward or something.
A reward?
What, like... Like
a hundred bucks?
See, there must be a
million bucks in that suitcase.
Look, see, if you don't
wanna split it, that's fine.
But I ain't just about
to go and turn it over.
Wait up.
Oh-ho.
Oh, no. Not again.
How... How you doing up there?
I... I'm really trying hard.
But you just ain't making
it easy for me, you know?
That's all I got to say.
You know, thanks for listening.
Well...
We're gonna have to talk to
those two young men about this.
You see, that's the
problem with you cops.
I mean, you don't
think like crooks.
What the hell does that mean?
What I'm saying is, that if
you talk to the kids about it,
you know, they're just gonna,
well, they're gonna deny it.
They're gonna say that
they don't have nothing
to do with this at all.
So, what do you suggest?
What I'm suggesting is,
is that you don't talk
to the kids about it.
You get the kids...
to talk to you.
You get it?
Now, now, now.
You think you can handle
this? Charlie, I got it.
I mean, there's no
disrespect here at all.
I'm just nervous about
the whole thing, you know,
because I want it to work
so bad for the kids' sake.
You know what I
mean? Charlie, I got it.
Okay, come on. Let's do this.
All right. Good luck. Thanks.
All right, story
time, guys and gals.
Okay, look. I'll get you
all some hot chocolate
when you get back.
Thank you. TRIVETTE:
Thanks, Big Dog.
- Thank you, Charlie.
- Thanks, Charlie.
Okay, a young Indian boy
used to live out in these woods
a long, long time ago.
His name was Tommy Six Moons.
He used to hunt
and fish out here,
and one day he
was hunting for deer
and he discovered this cave
hidden in the side
of the mountain.
Since he was no
different than you guys,
he decided he
wanted to explore it.
So he went inside
and he discovered
something else.
Gold.
Gold?
Yeah, lots of gold,
right in the rocks.
More gold than he'd
ever seen in his entire life.
Enough to make his
village richer than rich.
So did he go down and
tell the people of his village?
No, he did not
because he was greedy.
Tommy was greedy and he
wanted all that gold for himself.
So, what did he do?
So every day for the next six
months, every chance he got,
he would sneak away
to that secret cave
and chip away at those rocks.
Wow, six months? He
must have had a ton of gold.
Mm-hm.
Big humongous pile
right in the front
of the mountain.
And get this: The
more gold that he got,
the more gold he wanted.
And the more gold he
wanted, the more scared he got
that somebody was gonna
find out about his secret.
So, what happened?
So he worked that cave
day and night, night and day,
chipping away at those rocks,
super focused on getting
that gold out of there.
Man, that's exactly what I
would have done. Wouldn't you?
He was so focused that he
never noticed when a landslide
dropped all these boulders
right in the front of the cave.
Trapped him inside.
He was trapped inside?
Mm-hm. Tried to dig his way out.
That was no use.
He tried calling for help.
Nobody could hear him.
Well... Well, what about
the people in the village?
They... They came and
looked for him, right?
It was a secret cave.
So they never found him?
Yeah, they found
him, years later.
His skeleton on top of that
big, humongous pile of gold.
And to this day, people
say when the moon is full
you can still hear
old Tommy crying:
"I should have told.
"I should have told.
I should have told."
Joey, you gotta tell him.
Okay.
Okay.
Ranger Trivette? Yeah?
We gotta talk.
Let me ask you something.
Yeah, what?
You had all that money.
How come you didn't
take off to Mexico City?
You know what, C.D.?
The old Charlie Brooks
probably would have,
but, you know, a
changed man is a...
Changed man is a...
You know, changed man. Yep.
I know.
Well, that must be them.
Watch this chocolate,
will you? Yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
What...?
What's this all about?
You were great. Thanks.
When we get back,
I'll call the local sheriff
and turn everything over to him.
Hey, what's going on in there?
Hey, what do I gotta do,
everything around
here or what, huh?
Oof!
You punk.
Shut up, old man.
Or you're next.
Old man, this can be
easy or this can be hard.
It's entirely up to you.
Shh. Wait, wait, wait.
You'll tell us one way
or another, old man.
Somebody's here.
Um, Ranger Trivette...
That's the car.
What car?
What are you talking about?
Shh, everybody be quiet.
Alex, get everybody to
the other side of the lake.
I'll meet you there. Okay.
What's going on?
Just go. Do as I say.
Joey, go. Ranger Trivette.
Joey, go.
But it's my fault.
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Where are they?
I don't know.
Your choice.
This could have been easy.
Come on, kids.
Come on, man. We
gotta do something.
Ow.
Ow.
Ah.
Maybe I ought to put
him out of his misery.
Yeah, yeah. That... That's
real funny, you know?
Ugh! Oh.
What was that?
Check it out.
Aah!
Huh. Ohh!
All right, where's the money?
You got three
seconds. One, two...
Drop it.
Drop it. What are you
gonna do with that, huh?
You gonna shoot me?
Go ahead.
Shoot, and I'll shoot him.
This is bad. This is really bad.
Oh, yeah.
Well, if you're
gonna use it, use it.
Come on, shoot!
Gee, mister, come on. We'll
give you your money back.
It's a little too late for that.
Oh, my God.
Eddie. Attaboy, Eddie.
All right, let's get
these guys out of here.
Lunch Monday, Jimmy.
All right.
How you feeling, Charlie?
How am I feeling?
Like I got hit on the head
with the butt of a gun.
How do you...? How do
you think I'm feeling here?
Well, I... I just wanted
to tell you that...
That I'm sorry.
That you can come out to
this lake any time you want to.
Well, thanks. I-I
appreciate that.
You take care of yourself.
All right. You too, C.D.
Oh.
Hey, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.
Hey, how you doing,
everybody? How you doing?
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just glad to be
alive, you know?
So Joey and Clifton shot
off this bow and arrow
that killed the bad guy.
And then Eddie came up
and hit him on the
head with a frying pan.
Our Eddie? Yep.
Hey, Eddie?
Hey, you were the coolest, man.
Really, bro. You
were the coolest.
You're our hero.
Wow.
Eddie gets kissed here, huh?
I mean, that's a
real hero, Eddie.
Getting kissed and all.
Ow.
Where are they? I don't know.
I don't... Tell
me! I don't know.
What did you do with it?
Let go of her!
I told you you ever messed
with me again, I'd kill you.
Tell that to my friends.
They know all about you.
It's okay, Mom. It's okay now.
Stay down, unless you
want a piece of me also.
I'm sorry, Mama, but I
couldn't let him hurt us anymore.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Thank you, Ranger Walker.
You're welcome, Eddie.
Charlie, come here.
Here's my number.
Future reference.
Okay, you've worked a
total of six and a half days.
Wait, wait, wait.
Half a day? What's
this half-a-day stuff?
Okay, uh, should we just
make it an even seven days?
Yeah, seven days.
Yeah, okay.
All right, an even seven days.
That gives you a
total of 56 hours.
Okay, 56 hours. That's
better. That's good.
That leaves you...
944 hours left.
Oh, man.
Say, don't we have a
white-water rafting trip coming up?
Yeah, that's right.
Twenty-five kids.
White-water rafting?
Yeah, with 25
kids. With 25 kids.
No, no, no, no. No,
that's not for me at all.
You can forget that whole thing.
White-water rafting?
Right.
Ever think of what happens
with 25 kids when it gets dark?
♪ 'Cause the eyes
Of the Ranger ♪
♪ Are upon you ♪
♪ Any wrong you
do He's gonna see ♪
♪ When you're in
Texas Look behind you ♪
♪ 'Cause that's where
The Ranger's gonna be ♪