Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001): Season 2, Episode 21 - Rampage - full transcript

Yes, um...

A tad less rum and a
tinge more Scotch, C.D.

That is the Extra Reserve
you're using, isn't it?

That's 5,000 even, right?

Yes, precisely, and
you make the check out

to Stonham
Investment Enterprises.

You know, this old Ranger's

been known to dabble in the Dow

every once in a while.

Just, uh...

how do you intend to
double that investment?

Well, um... as in
any endeavor, C.D.,

the mastery of high finance

requires creativity
and diligence,

professional skill,

and just a pinch of luck.

Much like concocting
this libation, I imagine.

It...

Too much Cointreau
and, uh, not enough bitters.

Oh.

Lovely.

Quite... Quite lovely.

Gentlemen.

Stonham. Walker.

What are you doing here?

I thought you were
away for a while.

Yeah, well, much as I enjoy

my time spent, um... abroad?

You know what people say.

All good things
must come to an end.

Bye.

I didn't know you
knew him, Walker.

Shredder Stonham?
Oh, yeah, I know him.

He's an all right kind
of guy for a con man.

Just has a habit
of selling property

he doesn't own.

Hey, Trivette. Yeah?

Where's that investment
counselor we're supposed meet?

Yeah, uh... Well...

Um, he showed up earlier, and...

But don't worry because

I already put you in for half.

You invested my money
without my permission?

Relax. It's a sure thing.

My people like your merchandise.

Yeah, how much they like it?

Five thousand.

Five? Hey, we're
talkin' automatic rifles.

M-16s, grenades, mines.
Five doesn't even cover

the samples we gave you.

Take it or leave it.

You hear that, Pee Wee?

Hey, okay.

All right. Okay. Wait.

Wait a minute. Okay!

Maybe I could go to... Shut up!

Deal's off. Where
are the samples?

In the Hummer.

Troy ain't gonna like
us comin' up empty.

Who says we come up empty?

Huh?

Y'all make sure he
gets home safely, huh?

I can't believe you
would invest my money

without asking me.

Come on. Walker,
how else are you gonna

get that grazing land
you've had your eye on?

Well, losing money
in the stock market

is not one of the ways.

We're not gonna
lose. And even if we do,

I mean... it's tax-deductible.

Well, tell that to
my horse, Amigo,

when he gets...

When he gets hungry. Wh-what?

Come on, get up!

All right, that's enough!

Hey! Hey, that's enough.

All right, back off. Back...

I said it's all over, all right?

Look. You had enough?

You had enough?

Are you okay? Yeah.

Yeah. It's nothing.
It's nothing.

I was in there hitting
the suds a little too good.

You know, and I
started mouthing off

about the Mavericks
being a bunch of losers.

One thing led to the
other, and, you know...

You wanna press charges? No.

No, th-that's okay. I
gotta get going home,

'cause my wife, she
worries if I'm late, you know?

All right, you guys,
get out of here.

Guy's lying through his teeth.

Yeah. He didn't exactly
smell like a brewery, did he?

Either that or my
nose is broken.

Well, if you lose my money,

that could be arranged.

Thank you much.

Hey, what are you
do...? M-my... My purse!

My purse! Hey! Hey, what...?

Hey, what are you...? My purse!

No!

Hey!

Hey, come on. Hey, hey, come on.

You'll blow the place
up! Let's go, Pee Wee.

Pleasure doin'
business with you.

Lady, forget about
your purse! Come on!

It... Of course. Look,

it's a blue-chip growth
and income issue,

with an excellent
debt-to-earnings ratio.

Alex, we need to
talk to you about that...

What's he doing here?

Is he up to his
old tricks again?

No.

He's an independent
investment counselor now.

He's offered to come
up... Oh, wait a minute.

Did you say
"investment counselor"?

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

I got him into a
training program

when he was paroled.

The man has
rehabilitated himself.

Give him a chance.

We gave him more that that.

Alex Cahill.

Mm-hm.

Mm-hm. Got it.

A couple of guys just
blew up a gas station

at Market and 25th.

You know, I'm really not used

to having my
battles fought for me

by, uh, a member
of the fairer sex.

I'm not a member
of the fairer sex.

I'm a district attorney.
Indeed you are.

Hey, and if it
hadn't been for you,

I'd still be pacing around
in a drafty prison cell.

You don't owe me anything.

Your debt was to
society, and you paid it.

Oh, quite true.
Quite true. Yes. Yes.

All the same, um...
I bet that you've got

a nice little nest egg squirreled
away somewhere, hey,

that I could sort of, you
know, nurture for you.

As a way of
showing my gratitude.

Hey.

Lookie there.

Need a little help, honey?

No. It's okay. I
think I can handle it.

So can my brother here.

But he likes to be
paid in advance.

You said there were two of 'em?

Yes, sir.

What'd they look like?

Mutt and Jeff.

They were a couple
of real slimebags.

They were driving one of
them newfangledy things

that they used over
there in the Gulf War.

A Hummer?

Yeah. Yeah, a Hummer.

We got an assault in
progress at Danbury and 20th.

That's not far from
here. Could be them.

What happened?

Well, she was
sexually assaulted.

There were two of 'em,

apparently came up and...

Big guy and a
little guy in an ATV?

Yeah. That's what she said.

Fact, it took off around
this corner over here.

What do you want
to do next, Pee Wee?

How about one of them
convenience stores?

We ain't hit one
of them in weeks.

Good idea.

Damn. We got cops.

Lose 'em.

I got this one.

Come here.

Spread 'em.

You know the drill.

Trivette, take a look.

OFFICER: Step back.

Turn to the right, please.

Don't worry, ma'am.
They can't see.

It's a one-way glass.

And face front.

I'd say two.

And six.

No doubt about it.

Take your time, Mr. Dolvis.

Be certain.

Two and six.

Number two...

And number six.

You're all positive

of the identifications
that you've made?

I am.

Are you willing to
sign complaints?

Sure am.

Name's Troy Cochran.
Here to bail out my brothers.

These the three
that fingered 'em?

Don't let them frighten you.

Um... I'm not sure anymore.

You were pretty sure
a few minutes ago.

I'm sorry, I...

Everything's kind of hazy. I...

I can't see their faces anymore.

U-uh, yeah, me too.

I'm just glad I'm alive.

I'll sign.

I'm not gonna let 'em get
away with what they did to me.

Only my brothers wasn't
the ones who done it.

You'd be making
a big mistake, girl.

You'll be making a big mistake

if you don't shut
your mouth, bud.

You the Ranger that beat up
my younger brother, Royce?

That's right.

Oh, you're a real big
man with that badge on.

You should see me without one.

Shut up and sit down!

Okay, Farkas,

why did they do this to you?

Ow!

I already told you.

What reason would
I have to lie about it?

Well, take your pick.

These were found with
two guys named Cochran

in your Hummer.

Mine?

As far as I know, my Hummer

was in the garage
all night long.

Well, it's in the impound now.

It was involved
in a federal crime,

so it's gonna stay
there, permanently.

Why? Huh? These guys
must've ripped it off, okay?

These guns, they belong to them,

because I've never
touched them in my life.

Is that a fact?

Then why are your
prints all over 'em?

Hm?

Got a match.

The armory heist, right?

Federal task force Alex is on

has been working
this case for months,

so I guess she'll stop going
gray when we solve it for her.

These automatic weapons
are on this inventory

of stolen military
ordnance, Mr. Farkas.

Well, we're listening.

Give me a pitcher,

a vodka rocks and
microwave this for me, will ya?

Ah!

Do something!

So I says, "Five
grand don't buy jack."

He says, "Take it or leave it."

So Pee Wee here takes his face

and starts paving
the parking lot with it.

Shut up!

Shut up!

You messed up.

You brought Rangers down on us.

Rangers.

Pee Wee too.

The Farkas deal was yours.

Instead of mouthin' off,
you ought to be out there

rustlin' up another
buyer, real quick.

And if you don't, you're
gonna end up as dog meat.

C'mon, Troy.

Don't mess up again.

I'm on my way out.

I'm gotta meet
Stonham for lunch.

Lunch.

It's business, Trivette.

Well, so is this.

These are automatic
weapons from the armory heist.

Farkas claims that
these are samples

from the Cochran" sales kit.

Nice work.

So we figured we'd
set up the Cochrans,

bust 'em and make it stick.

So who's going undercover?

I mean, they'd make
either of you in a second.

Yeah, she's right.

How 'bout Cobalt?

How 'bout me?

Look, you do know

that I was the fellow who
once sold the Reunion Tower

to three different buyers
on the same day, don't you?

No. No.

Too flashy. Cochrans are filth.

It's the wrong mix.

But that's exactly what

would make them go for the fake.

In my day, I have duped men

far more ruthless
than the Cochrans,

and I lived to tell the tale.

Okay, Shredder.

What's the catch?

Now, I... I take
exception to that, Walker.

I... I really do.

I want him wired.

One glitch and we bail him out.

Agreed?

Ha!

Let me have your jacket.

She's, um, ahem...

She's quite
wonderful, isn't she?

Best prosecutor I
ever worked with.

Oh really, Walker, I was
referring to her warmth,

her sophistication, her
electrifying sexuality.

I don't mix business
with pleasure.

Quite frankly, I think Alex

would rather
fancy it if you did.

I'm not a fancy type of guy.

No, you're more the
sort of strong, silent type.

How's our stock doing?

Quite, uh, predictably.

It's undergone a mild correction

due to profit-taking and,
uh, should fairly soon

resume its steady
climb up, up, up.

How much profit did we take?

Profit?

We made a profit?

Am I gonna wear this?

You do realize this is gonna
completely wreak havoc

with the line of my
jacket, don't you? Hm?

Now, dear friends,
into the breach I go.

Hi. Hello.

Can I get you something?

Yes, thank you. I'd, uh...

I'd like a draft and, um...

an introduction to some
chaps called Cochran.

Well, they're not
here right now,

but they might blow in.

How lovely.

When they do, could
you possibly see to it

that they sort of
blow in this direction?

Brew's on me.

Oh, you are nice.

If I'd known that,
I'd have ordered

a bowl of your chili as well.

You got it, slick.

Slick?

He doesn't seem
like the chili type.

He's a con man, Trivette.

He can be anything
he wants to be:

A chili lover, a gunrunner,

or an expert in
the stock market.

Alex invested too.

How is our stock doing?

Will you give me
a break, Walker?

I'm doing this for your own...

Come on!

All right!

Whoo-hoo!

I hear you're lookin' for us.

Well, if your name is Cochran,
sir, yes, I rather think I am.

Take your pick.

Hm?

Now, who the hell are you?

Me? Oh, um...

Well, I'm just
somebody who's heard

that you could help
me acquire a, um,

certain capability.

And what might that be?

Superior firepower.

It's rather important
in my trade.

Of course, if I've been
misinformed, then I'll...

Ow.

You talk weird.

But your info is prime.

Now, what's your game?

Yes. Ahem, before
we go any further,

I couldn't help noticing
in the newspapers

that some of your brethren

have been charged, with, uh,

having their way
with a young lady

against her will.

Oh, you mean that rape thing.

Well, I'm concerned it
might complicate matters.

Well, I wouldn't
worry about that,

'cause she ain't
gonna live to testify.

Now, are we doin'
business, or what?

Yeah.

Did we get all that on tape?

Loud and clear.

Now, remember, we're talkin'
a whole truckload or no deal.

Fair enough.

Pending my
examination of the goods

and an agreement
on an equitable price.

Shall we say
10,000 in good faith?

All right.

Now...

the rest is between
you and my brother.

If Troy says it's all right,
we'll set up a meetin'.

Come on, man!

What the hell is that?

Huh? Uh... He's
wired. It's a setup.

He's been made.

You're dead.

No, wait.

He's our ticket outta here.

Let's go, boys.

Come on, move! Move! Watch it!

Let's go, boys!

Cops!

Get down! Get down!

Five hundred at 20 and a half.

There you are. Simple as that.

Double in a month? - Mm-hm.

Look, if there's
anything I can do...

Well, um, arranging for the chef

to send up a crusty
beef Wellington

and a vintage Bordeaux
would more than suffice.

Hello, counselor. You look
like you've seen a ghost.

They said you had been shot.
In the back, at close range.

Twice. Ah, Walker,
you do realize

I'll never be able to
wear that jacket again?

I had to force him to wear

this bulletproof vest.

Walker was quite
right to insist.

Actually, it wasn't
as bad as all that.

Apart from a few cracked ribs,

and a very nasty bruise,

I'll be out of here in no time.

Where's Trivette?

He went to pick up
Pamela for her protection.

She's staying with a friend.

All right.

I don't understand

why I have to go into
protective custody.

Because you'd be a lot safer

until we get these guys
behind bars, all right?

The Ranger's right.

We both will be safer.

Okay, you're right.

I mean, I am scared of them.

I just don't want
to give in to it.

You're not giving in, Pam.

You're doing what's
smart. Yeah, listen,

for what it's worth,
you've got more guts

than a lot of people
I know, all right?

Right over there.

Get it right!

Get her!

Pamela!

Help! Help!

Help!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Help!

Go!

Good thing you got Jimmy

watchin' that little gal Pamela.

Those Cochrans are
meaner than rattlesnakes.

Yeah. And we believe
they're hiding out

somewhere in Waxahachie.

You have any idea where?

Well, I had a run-in
with them some time ago.

They've got a compound
west of the river.

But that... That's awfully
rugged country out there, partner.

I don't think that
truck'll get in there.

But I think I know what will,

and it's sitting in the
police impound yard.

Be careful.

Walker.

Walker, it's Alex.

The Cochrans got Pamela.

What about Trivette?

He's okay. He just called
in. He's on his way out there.

Hold on a sec.

Sorry, Ms. Cahill.
It's important.

We just got a report.

A sheriff at a roadblock
stopped the Cochrans four-by,

got himself into a shootout.

In Waxahachie?

Yes. County Line Road.

I'm not far from
there. Send backup.

DISPATCHER: Unit 45, come in.

Cochrans spotted, Highway
71 near County Line Road.

Unit 45, do you copy?

Unit 45?

Come on, come on! Let's go!

Come on, boys, let's go.

Best remedy in the
world against Texas heat.

Throw one of these
down your system,

you gonna be fine.

Howdy.

Mabel, listen, can you take
over for me for just a little while?

Well, sure, where are you
headed, your stockbroker's?

No. I'm going to Waxahachie.

Waxahachie?

Oh, there ain't nothing
there but rocks and rattlers.

Cordell's down there alone.

I gotta get the hell outta here.

Oh, they paid.

Take care of him.
All right, Ranger.

How you doin', Scotty?

Hang in there, partner.

We've got to stabilize you.

The Cochrans' place
is west of the river.

I know a shortcut.

Land mines?

I wonder what other
surprises they have for us.

Here they come, right behind us!

Well. Sign back there
says "private property."

No Rangers allowed.

I got a deputy
critically wounded, Alex.

Looks like the Cochrans
came out on top.

Well, what about
Walker and Trivette?

Jimmy's car's here.

I don't see the
Hummer or the girl.

Well, they're out
there somewhere, C.D.

I'll get a chopper in the works.

Okay.

Ugh!

See, we like to
catch lawbreakers

and put 'em in the slammer too.

Our slammer.

I thought pigs is
supposed to be smart!

Well, if they so smart,

how come they
missed that land mine?

In case you're
wondering, uh, this here

is booby-trap city,

and as soon as, uh, Pee
Wee gets the dozer fired up,

y'all gonna be
permanent residents.

You all right?

We're gonna die, aren't we?

No, no. We're
gonna be just fine.

You just take it easy.
Save your strength.

You got any ideas?

No. Do you?

No. You're the one that's been
in this situation before, huh?

Well, it's my
first time in a pit.

Well, there's gotta be
some way outta here.

Well, first thing we
got to do is get...

untied here.

How are we gonna do that?

Start chewing.

What?

Hurry up, Trivette.

Hurry!

Untie her.

Come on down, ugly.

Uhh!

Whoa.

Ah!

Trivette.

Come here. Help her up.

Come on.

Hey! They're out!

Hey, Troy!

Troy, get out here!
They're gettin' away!

Let's go.

Hold! Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Let 'em go, let 'em go.

Been a long time

since we've had
ourselves a real good hunt.

Yeah.

You want me to check it out?

Yeah. Hey, keep your head down.

Look out.

Damn it.

Let's go.

I owe you.

Yeah, you do. 2,500 bucks.

Ow.

What happened?

She slashed her ankle.

God.

Let's go!

Ugh.

Where's Lyman?

I don't know.

I can't find Grady, either.

Rangers!

Booby traps don't
get you, we will.

We love to hunt.

Hold it.

How'd you know that was there?

In Nam, you
developed a sense for it,

or you didn't go home.

What do you think?

It all depends on what's
on the other end of this wire.

Check that side.

Walker.

Well, I think it's time

we stopped running
from these guys, Trivette.

Bull's-eye!

Yeah! That's the tripwire

down by the
creek, isn't it, Troy?

Yeah. Razorback,
go check it out.

Take the walkie with you.

Uh! Ooh!

Uh.

Oh!

Where is he, man?

He oughta be back here by now.

Razor.

Razorback, come
on in here, y'all.

He can't talk right
now, Cochran,

but I'm out here waiting for ya.

Ranger.

Ranger, you're dead.

You're dead! This is
your last day on earth!

It'll take more
than talk, Cochran.

Damn.

Oh.

Good.

It's bleeding a lot.

Well, let's switch it.

Well, what's it
look like out there?

About like World War III.

This Hummer hit a land mine.

All kinda tracks
going off into the bush.

They got Walker and
Trivette, didn't they?

That's what it looks like, yeah.

I don't think anybody walked
away from this damn thing.

I'm going in to
take a look myself.

It's fresh.

So one of you's hurt, huh?

Aw, that's real disappointing.

You're making this easier

than findin' blood
in a slaughterhouse.

He's right. I'm
dragging us down.

Don't worry about it.

Royce, circle around back.

Pee Wee, you drive.

We'll go right at him.

Sounds like they're
right down on top of us.

That's exactly where I want 'em.

Time's up, Ranger.

Hey. Drop it, or you're dead.

Ah!

They never listen.

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Oh.

Hey!

Oh!

Ugh!

They're all yours, C.D.

No, no, no. Like
hell they are, Jimmy.

Texas livestock law requires

that we run them
through the sheep dip.

We're too tired to laugh, C.D.

What?

Are you ki...?

You told...

You told me it was a sure thing.

No, not at this time.

As a matter of fact, never.

I...

Oh, man.

The mutual fund went bust.

Hmm.

What am I going to tell Walker?

About what?

Tell me.

Stonham called.

We lost all our money.

You lost all my money?

Yeah, he said something
about the fund manager

declared chapter seven, 11,
or one of those crazy numbers.

You lost all my money.

I'm gonna pay it
all back, Walker.

With interest. With interest.

This could be the
best investment

of your life, Cordell.
You bet it could. Jimmy,

heck, you might win the lottery.

Hi, guys.

So, did you hear
about, uh, the stocks?

It skyrocketed.

Skyrocketed?

Yeah. Up 15 points.

Well, then why did
Stonham say that it crashed?

I'll just bet you somebody
put him up to doing that.

I can't imagine anyone
doing something that terrible.

Nor can I.

I mean to say, that
is utterly despicable.

And, uh... totally
unconscionable.

Why, you no...
Ab-absolutely abominable.