Wakaalat from Home (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Division - full transcript

See, a war can also be won
even without any fighting.

The same way a tiger attacks in
broad daylight, but a cheetah doesn’t.

A cheetah sits on a tree all night
and observes. He has a different plan.

I don’t understand a word you’re saying.

Listen to me. We can’t speak like this,
privately, in the absence of our clients.

If word gets out, the judge will disqualify you.

Disqualify? Why do people always
mention this in every case?

Mr. Tripathy, don’t you understand?
This web conference is being recorded.

What the - what do you mean?
Delete it. I was only joking.

It was a joke. Judge Khurana,
it was a joke. I was kidding.

Hello? What’s the joke?



Hi! Hi, hi, everyone.

Sorry, I was applying henna to
Shreshtha’s hair, so I got late. Sorry.

Anyway, moving on. Radhika…

Radhika? Why are you wearing a hijaab?

To save yourself from Corona,
wear a mask, not a hijaab.

It doesn’t get into you
through your head.

It gets in through your mouth and nose.
Looks like you have been misinformed.

Shilpi cut my hair.

Really? Show me.

No.

Don’t hide it. Show us.

Show, show, show.

It’s… uh…

What?



It’s very different.

It’s all falling forward. Very nice.

Shut up

Why are you wearing my tank top?

Okay… now there’s ‘yours and mine’?

That’s yours and this is mine?
Are we now dividing things, Sujin?

That’s why we’re in this session.

You want to divide my grandmother’s
flat, subtract me out of it…

…and multiply with Shilpi.

All right, fine. You want to set things right?
First things first, return my push-up bra.

Your push-up bra is with Chunky Pandey.
I’ve told you this a thousand times.

I’ve sent him a text.
He hasn’t replied yet.

Since the day Osama was
missing, so was my push-up bra.

Why do you keep dragging Osama
into things. He’s an old man, he died.

Hang on! I have a simple argument to make.

This useless man is a bear one day, the next
day he’s giving a bra to Chunky Pandey.

Then he’s the servant of a Nepali man.

And he’s also playing
badminton with Neena Gupta.

Who is this man? Is he a man, or is he Kamal Haasan?
Who the hell is he?

That’s right! I don’t know
who you are anymore, Sujin.

Who the hell are you?

I’m me… I’m the same guy from 2005,
who came to rescue you on a motorbike…

…when that old man was bothering you.

That old man was my father.

You should have told me this when
I was beating the shit out of him.

But you waited to tell me when the cops
were beating the shit out of me.

Radhika, please understand.
I’m an actor. I have to lead many lives.

Sometimes I’m a bear, sometimes I’m a juggler,
or a cricketer, a gambler.

People find living one life hard enough.

I have to live so many lives at once.

My life is on IMDb.

I’d explained this whole theory to you, remember,
when you were doing my make-up.

Stop it! That’s enough.

You go ahead and place bets on
badminton with that Nepali man.

Just hand over this flat to me and my
client, and let us go. Thank you very much.

Wow Mr. Tripathy! That flat is worth 3 crores.
You think we’ll just hand it over for free?

Do you think it’s a face mask?

All I’m trying to say is, my client is putting
in the effort to do something with his life.

You know what’ll happen one day?
The person… will explode!!

Correct. I’ll explode.

You’re right, sister.
Shilpi is also annoyed with me.

She left me here and went away.
She took my hair with her.

Why do you think I’m
wearing your ugly tank top?

She took all my clothes!

Mocha, this is theft.

No, she left me a really profound note.

“Possessions are meaningless.
Only emotions matter”.

“And you betrayed my emotions”.

Wow!

That’s utter rubbish.

Why has this lockdown
turned everyone into a poet?

And listen, Mocha, she maybe talking about your emotions…

…but she’s taken all your possessions.
Just realise this.

How did she take it all away? We are in
a lockdown! How is she roaming about?

She has an ambulance, Sujin.

How does she have an ambulance?

An ambulance isn’t like a motorcycle.
You can’t just walk into a store and buy one.

I don’t know everything, Sujin.
I’m not that kind of girl.

If that’s the kind of girl you wanted,
why did you ever marry me?

I don’t gather the data for why
someone has an ambulance.

Next you’ll ask me how many
ventilators there are in the country

14,345.

What?

The thing is, I just bet on it,
so I remember the exact number.

Mocha, just listen to me.
You’re alone right now.

Just think about all this calmly,
You know there is no Bhavya…

…there is no Bhavna.
I’m not cheating on you.

I tried to talk to Shreshtha.
He doesn’t understand how I feel

All he cares about is his money.
As soon as he gets his money…

…this lockdown he’s put
will be over, and he’ll let me go.

Then I’ll come and be with you.

I really miss you.

Don’t you miss fondling my ears?

I do!

I really miss you too!

Then why are we

Then why are we doing this?
Let’s just end this.

No! No, Radhika! No!

Remember that line from ‘Gangs of Wasseypur’

“For the badminton, for the tank top,
for the bookie - Lobo will take revenge”.

Sorry, someone’s calling.
I’ll be right back. Hello?

Mocha, listen to me. This lawyer is turning
out to be very expensive for my grandmother.

She scolds me on the phone everyday.
How much is your adulterated man costing you?

Two lakhs.

Two lakhs?!

Hang on, madam. Two lakhs was the signing amount.

The costs for photocopies
and travel is separate.

Lobo, that’s not fair.
You said “all inclusive”.

Of course, “all inclusive” means my whole
signature is included in the document.

I’ve already given you a discounted price.
I’m a very famous lawyer, here in Andheri.

You can ask anyone you like.
They’ve all heard of “Chinjabi Restaurant”.

What’s “Chinjabi”?

We serve Chinese and Punjabi food.
What’s so confusing about that?

What do you mean-
“What’s Chinjabi”.

Radhika, please, let us just end this.
There’s no point hiring these lawyers.

As soon as Shreshtha unties me,
I promise I’ll be back home.

And what about the PM’s lockdown?

One thing at a time, baby.

See, right now, our flat is our only asset.

Which means, my grandmother is our only asset.

The economy is going down. The GDP
is zero. Property prices are plummeting.

We are here talking
about selling a flat right now.

We shouldn’t be wasting money on lawyers.

There’s no point.
Think of the bigger picture.

I’m listening to everything, Mr. Sujin Kohli.

You cannot just end the
recordings of this entire trial.

We have to go to court and file for a dismissal.
This case is still in court, do you understand?

This isn’t child’s play.
You just cannot abandon a marriage!

No… I… I was just fixing my hair…
Nothing to do with abandoning a marriage…

I was also quiet.

Sujin? Why did I just get
a message that 20 lakhs…

…has been debited
from our joint account?

Oh that! I was going to tell you. Remember,
I’d said I was betting on the lockdown.

So I had to front some cash.
You’ve gotta take risks if you want to make some money

So you emptied our joint account,
without even bothering to ask me?

Mocha, you have to place bets at the snap
of a finger. There’s no time to seek consent.

This isn’t #metoo.

Sujin, those were the savings
from my provident fund!

I’d saved it for my startup idea,
“World News In A Second”.

So we’ll get it all back!
Five times the amount. Think big.

You can do “World News In A Minute”.

This! This is exactly what
Shilpi is always telling me.

You think this man is a butterfly, but in
reality, he’s a dengue carrying mosquito.

I’d always explain my ideas to you,
and you’d convince me of something else in the shower

And then you manipulate me.
Now, the next thing I know…

…I’m in front of a bank manager,
begging

Just now, you were talking about “the big picture”,
and how fighting over this money is meaningless.

All this while removing money from
our joint account, Sujin?

Now who’s making it about
what’s yours and what’s mine?

This isn’t right. Everything is ours.

No! That’s enough, Sujin.
Shilpi is absolutely right.

You are a virus!
I need to wash my hands OFF you.

Radhika… just listen to me.
It’s a sure-shot bet. The odds are 5 to 1.

If the lockdown in the UK is lifted
in the next 15 days, you will get 1 crore.

You’ll be a millionaire! Millionaire!

No! No! That’s it!

Mr. Tripathy, you will get whatever fees you want.

Even if I have to sell
my wedding ring for it

Yes!

We are back!
Yes! Gigolo?

Now, you’ll need to wear double underwear.
Because you’re going to get it so hard.

First cheating, now theft?

Which means, IPC 420, plus 380.

Now, where will you run?
Mr. Thakkar! Mr. Thakkar!

I want to add a criminal complaint
to my order… I mean, to my case.

Not now.

Not now? Then when?

- Just stop it, I said.

- How can I stop it? This is a court.

How long have I been
telling you?

I have a case!
I have a case!

You don’t understand?

Telling you now is not the time!
Telling you now is not the time!

I thought she was telling me.

Gigolo?

Gigolo?

Let’s stop here for today.

Something seems off.

Yeah, let’s stop here. The stars aren’t aligned right today.