WKRP in Cincinnati (1978–1982): Season 1, Episode 8 - Love Returns - full transcript

Andy's former struggling musician girlfriend, now a big country music star, shows up on tour in Cincinnati. The passion is rekindled and she wants Andy to quit WKRP and join her on tour. Can Andy turn his back on WKRP to chase love?

WEATHER TODAY IN THE
GREATER CINCINNATI AREA...

♪ I LOVE YOU SO
BADLY I COULD... ♪

THEY'RE SOLID PLASTIC, SO
DON'T SETTLE FOR IMITATION...

BUT THE SENATOR, WHILE
INSISTING HE WAS NOT INTOXICATED,

COULD NOT EXPLAIN HIS NUDITY.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪

♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪

♪ I'M LIVING ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪

♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪



♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪

♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪

♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪

♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪

♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪

SO, YOU SEE, I FEEL INDEBTED TO
A LOT OF PEOPLE FOR MY CAREER.

I HAVE A WONDERFUL MANAGER AND, I THINK,
THE BEST RECORD PRODUCER IN THE INDUSTRY.

- AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK...
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR LITTLE STATION...

WAS INTERESTED IN
THIS SORT OF THING, LES.

WKRP IS INTERESTED
IN EVERYTHING.

THIS IS NEWS, STERNWORTHY.

WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MORE
PUZZLING THAT YOU'RE HERE.

- ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
- LES NESSMAN, WKRP NEWS.



MISS, UM, TAYLOR,

WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY?

SHE'S A SINGER, LES.

I'M A SINGER, BUT I PLAY
THE GUITAR FOR RELAXATION.

AHA! PLAYS GUITAR
FOR RELAXATION.

HOWARD R.
STERNWORTHY, WPIG NEWS,

CINCINNATI'S NUMBER
ONE RADIO STATION.

SINCE YOU'RE ON THE ROAD, AS WE
SAY IN THE TRADE, MOST OF THE YEAR,

DOESN'T THAT PUT A
CRIMP IN YOUR LOVE LIFE?

YES, IT DOES. BUT WE'RE
ALL LIKE ONE BIG FAMILY,

SO WE REALLY DON'T HAVE VERY
MUCH TIME FOR OUTSIDE INTERESTS.

SO THEN WE CAN SAFELY SAY... I
HAVE A QUESTION, BUT I'LL ASK LATER.

THAT THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR
THAT YOU ARE ROMANTICALLY LINKED...

WITH THE JUNIOR SENATOR FROM
A MAJOR MIDWESTERN STATE?

YES, YOU CAN SAFELY SAY THAT.

SAYS YOU.

LES NESSMAN! LES NESSMAN, WINNER
OF THE BUCKEYE NEWSHAWK AWARD.

MISS TAYLOR, UH,
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

I SEEM TO HAVE
MISPLACED MY QUESTION.

UM, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION,
AND I'M SURE YOUR RESPONSE WILL BE...

OF GREAT BENEFIT TO ALL
MY JOURNALISTIC COLLEAGUES.

UH, HERE IT IS. MISS TAYLOR,

DID YOU KNOW THE
LATE ELVIS PRESLEY?

WHAT? OH, NO, I...

MMM. DIDN'T KNOW PRESLEY.

THANKS FOR
CLEARING THAT UP, LES.

HOWARD R.
STERNWORTHY, WPIG AGAIN.

MISS TAYLOR, THE RECORD INDUSTRY HAS
COME INCREASINGLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE...

OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES,

AND NOT A FEW HAVE SUGGESTED
THAT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY...

IS UNDER DIRECT CONTROL
OF THE MAFIA OR WORSE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT, MISS TAYLOR?

MISS TAYLOR? OH, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T QUITE GET THE
QUESTION, MR., UH... PIG, WAS IT?

IT WAS STERNWORTHY, WPIG.

SORRY, FOLKS. THAT'S ALL
THE TIME WE HAVE HERE TODAY.

MISS TAYLOR HAS THREE SHOWS TO
DO IN CINCINNATI. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

PLEASE, PLEASE...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? I WORK HERE.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. I WOULD'VE
CALLED OR WRITTEN OR...

IT'S BEEN A LONG
TIME. YEAH, IT HAS.

COULD WE GET TOGETHER FOR COFFEE
OR SOMETHING WHILE YOU'RE HERE?

- ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE.
- COME ON, LINDA. LET'S GO.

MISS TAYLOR, WHAT
ABOUT SNOOKY LANSON?

I NEVER MET HIM. COME ON.

DOESN'T KNOW SNOOKY LANSON?

MR. CARLSON, THAT DOLT
STERNWORTHY TOLD ME THIS MORNING...

THAT WPIG IS GETTING
A TRAFFIC HELICOPTER.

SO WHAT? IT'S HIGH
TIME WE GOT ONE TOO.

WE CAN'T ALLOW THEM TO GAIN
SUPERIORITY IN THE AIR, SIR. LOOK,

I'M NOT CONCERNED
ABOUT SUPERIORITY.

HEY, UH, LET'S JUST
FORGET THIS CONTEST, OKAY?

- WHAT CONTEST?
- THIS "WIN A DATE
WITH A DEEJAY."

- I AM A DEEJAY. I'M NOT A PRIZE.
- WE'RE IN A MEETING HERE, FEVER.

OKAY. HURRY IT UP,
WILL YOU? I'M ON THE AIR.

YOU ARE? YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT
INTO THE JAWS OF A HELICOPTER GAP.

GREAT, LES. EXCUSE ME, WILL YOU? I
SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT A RECORD ON?

AND, OF COURSE, I COULD FLY THE
HELICOPTER. THAT WOULD SHOW STERNWORTHY.

- WHAT?
- I COULD BE MY OWN PILOT.

LES, HOW MANY AUTOMOBILE
ACCIDENTS HAVE YOU HAD?

JUST, SAY, IN THE LAST
TWO OR THREE MONTHS?

I DON'T KNOW. A FEW.

NOT MANY. AND YOU
WANNA FLY A HELICOPTER?

THERE AREN'T AS MANY
THINGS TO HIT UP THERE.

GEE. NOW, ABOUT
THIS CONTEST. YEAH.

IF IT CONTINUES, I
GO OUT ON STRIKE.

NO, YOU DON'T. OH, NO.
WE'RE NOT UNIONIZED. ARE WE?

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOUT
THE U.B.A.M.D.T.D.J. OF A.?

THE... WHAT?

THE UNITED BROTHERHOOD OF AM
DRIVE TIME DISC JOCKEYS OF AMERICA.

NO. WELL, YOU WILL.

OKAY. LOOK, UH, NO-NO
CONTEST. THANKS.

KEEP ON FLYING, LES.

MR. CARLSON, IF I DON'T GET MY
HELICOPTER, I'M GOING ON STRIKE TOO.

YEAH. GREAT, LES. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
OF THE NATIONAL NEWSMEN'S GUILD?

MM-HMM. NASTY BUNCH.

YES. I'M IN IT. FINE.

I'M GOING TO STICK IT OUT FOR AS
LONG AS IT TAKES. GOOD FOR YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU ON THE PICKET LINE.

I'M NOT KIDDING. I
KNOW YOU'RE NOT, LES.

DRESS WARMLY. YES, SIR.

THIS PLACE IS A ZOO.

♪♪

HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAT
FROM OUTER SPACE YET?

NO, HERB, I HAVEN'T.
WELL, LES SAW IT.

HE SAID IT WAS REAL GOOD, AND I
THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND I COULD...

HERB, I'M NOT GOING
TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU.

COME ON. IT'LL BE JUST
US AND A BUNCH OF KIDS.

GET IT? WE WON'T SEE
ANYBODY WE KNOW.

NO. NO.

HERB, I HAVE TO
DISTRIBUTE THIS MAIL.

WILL YOU WATCH THE PHONE
FOR ME FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES?

PLEASE? SURELY.

IT'S NOT THE BIGGEST STATION IN THE
WORLD, BUT I CALL IT HOME FOR NOW.

IT LOOKS FINE TO ME. HI,
HERB. WHERE'S JENNIFER?

WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S LINDA TAYLOR.

THAT'S RIGHT. LINDA,
THIS IS HERB TARLEK.

YOU'RE THE SINGER.
IT'S LINDA TAYLOR!

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HERB IS IN CHARGE OF
SALES AROUND HERE.

HEY, BIG GUY, IT'S LINDA TAYLOR!

IT'S LINDA TAYLOR! WHAT
IS ALL THE YELLING ABOUT?

JENNIFER, IT'S LINDA TAYLOR STANDING
OVER THERE WITH WHAT'S-HIS-NAME. SEE HER?

THIS IS JENNIFER MARLOWE,
OUR RECEPTIONIST.

HI.

I WANNA SHOW YOU THE
REST OF THE OPERATION.

NICE TO MEET YOU,
HERB. OH, NICE... TAYLOR...

WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO THAT WAS?

WELL, HERB, GET
AHOLD OF YOURSELF.

IT'S LINDA TAYLOR!

LOOK AT ALL THIS MAIL.
YOU CAN'T BACK OUT NOW.

VENUS, YOU TALK TO HIM. SURE.

HEY, JOHNNY MAN,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS PICK OUT A LADY,

AND THE STATION PICKS UP
THE TAB FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT.

FORGET IT. COME ON.
I'VE DONE IT BEFORE,

AND I'VE ALWAYS
COME OUT WITH A FOX.

YEAH, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE TOO. I
ALWAYS WIND UP WITH A WARTHOG.

YOU JUST GOT TO KNOW
HOW TO PICK 'EM, BROTHER.

LET ME SEE SOME OF
THOSE CARDS, BAILEY. YEAH.

NOW, LISTEN TO THIS. "I'D
LIKE A DATE WITH A DEEJAY...

BECAUSE MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID I WAS
CLEVER AND A GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST."

NOT GOOD. WAIT A
MINUTE. I KIND OF LIKE THE...

TRUST ME. OH.

"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S
BEHIND THAT SEXY VOICE I HEAR EVERY NIGHT."

THIS IS WHAT WE'LL
CALL THE "A" PILE.

"NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
AGAINST THE LAW IN OHIO,

BUT WHAT I'D REALLY
LIKE TO DO IS"...

NO, THAT'S THE "B" PILE.

THIS IS THE "A" PILE.

UH, MAYBE I COULD JUST SHUFFLE
THROUGH YOUR LEFTOVERS.

- OH, NOW YOU WANNA SEE, HUH?
- HI. I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET...

IT'S LINDA TAYLOR!

AN OLD FRIEND OF
MINE, LINDA TAYLOR.

LINDA, THIS IS VENUS FLYTRAP, DR. JOHNNY
FEVER AND MISS BAILEY QUARTERS.

HI. HI.

I REALLY ENJOY YOUR
RECORDS. THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT.

HEY, HOW COME A BIG STAR
LIKE YOU KNOWS THIS TURKEY?

LINDA AND I MET IN SANTA
FE A FEW YEARS BACK.

OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE
ALL THE FAME AND FORTUNE.

I SEE. WELL. OKAY.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA BE AT
THE CONCERT FRIDAY NIGHT. GOOD.

WE GOT THIS LITTLE CONTEST GOING.
IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD IDEA.

SEE, THE TOP PRIZE IS TWO
TICKETS TO YOUR SHOW,

IN THE COMPANY OF TWO OF THE MIDWEST'S
MOST CHARMING RADIO PERSONALITIES.

THEN I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
COME ON. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

- NICE MEETING Y'ALL.
- YEAH. KEEP SINGING.

- BYE.
- TOODLE-OO.
- TOODLE-OO.

WELL, WELL.

SHE'S AS PRETTY IN PERSON
AS SHE IS ON HER ALBUM COVERS.

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

WELL, WE BETTER GET BACK
TO THESE CARDS AND LETTERS.

ALL RIGHT. NOW,
THE WAY I SEE IT,

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS SOMETHING
WELL WRITTEN AND SINCERE...

AND, HOPEFULLY, OBSCENE.

SO, THIS IS HOW THE
OTHER HALF LIVES.

OH, ANDY, I LOVE IT!

THIS WHOLE LITTLE
NEIGHBORHOOD IS GREAT.

MMM. REMINDS ME OF
SAN FRANCISCO. YEAH?

IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, I THINK.

I'M AT THE STATION SO MUCH OF THE
TIME, I'M STILL LIVING OUT OF BOXES.

HEY, BILL! OH, NO! THIS CAN'T...

IS THIS PECOS BILL?

THAT'S HIM. OH, HE
MUST BE ANCIENT.

- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WINE, HUH?
- SURE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

THE CORK BROKE. I HAD TO
PUSH IT DOWN IN THE BOTTLE.

HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE
TIME. I'M... I'M SORRY. IT'S OKAY.

IS THAT ME? WHAT?

OH, YEAH. DON'T
YOU REMEMBER THAT?

IT WAS OUT NEXT TO MY UNCLE'S
FARM, RIGHT AROUND GLORIETA.

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

LOOK AT MY HAIR.
WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

YEAH.

SO, I SING. WHAT DO YOU DO?

I LISTEN.

HOW ABOUT A FIRE? I THINK
THE FIREPLACE WORKS.

SURE.

YES.

YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER THE
DAY THAT WE FOUND OLD BILL HERE.

IT WAS UP ON, UH,
MOUNT BALDY, WASN'T IT?

YEAH. I THINK HE WAS
HAPPY TO BE FOUND TOO.

COME WITH ME.

WHAT?

COME WITH ME.

YOU CAN BE PART OF THE CREW. NO...
HEY, YOU CAN BE THE ROAD MANAGER.

OH, COME ON. YOU
GOT A ROAD MANAGER.

WELL, THEN, YOU CAN BE THE
EXECUTIVE ROAD MANAGER.

WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
I CAN AFFORD IT.

AND I NEED YOU. I'VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT YOU.

WE HAD SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL TOGETHER.

I THINK WE CAN STILL HAVE IT.

I KNOW I WANT IT.

OH, NOW, LOOK.

I KNOW THAT YOUR WORK
IS IMPORTANT TO YOU.

AND THOSE PEOPLE AT
THE STATION, THEY'RE NICE,

BUT, UH, THEY DON'T REALLY SEEM
TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NEED ME.

WELL, I NEED YOU TOO.

WELL, I THINK BROTHER RAY PUT HIS FINGER
RIGHT ON IT THAT TIME, FELLOW BABIES.

AND, AGAINST THE
DOCTOR'S BETTER JUDGMENT,

IT'S TIME TO
ANNOUNCE MY WINNER...

ON THE BIG KRP DATE
WITH A DEEJAY CONTEST.

AND IF I COULD HAVE
THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE.

I CAN FEEL THE TENSION MOUNTING.

WELL, JOHNNY FINALLY WENT
ALONG WITH THE CONTEST.

HE JUST ANNOUNCED HIS WINNER.

- SOME GIRL NAMED KIM NORTHROP.
- THAT'S GREAT.

- VENUS ANNOUNCED HIS LAST NIGHT.
- THAT'S NICE.

WELL, I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU ABOUT THE CONTEST.

WELL, THANK YOU.

I GUESS I'LL GO NOW. OKAY.

UH, HAVE YOU GOTTEN A
CHANCE TO SEE LINDA AGAIN?

EVERY NIGHT.

WELL, GOOD.

MR. CARLSON, AT LEAST BUY ME A
SIREN FOR MY MOBILE NEWS UNIT.

WHY DO YOU WANT A SIREN
FOR A MOTOR SCOOTER?

WHY? SO I CAN DRIVE
AROUND WITH THE THING ON.

WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT, LES.

WELL, HOW ABOUT ONE OF
THOSE FLASHING RED LIGHTS?

PLEASE, GET ME ONE
OF THOSE, MR. CARLSON.

MAYBE. FOR CHRISTMAS.

OH, I'M SORRY, LES. UH, MAY I HAVE A
MOMENT ALONE WITH MR. CARLSON, PLEASE?

YES, OF COURSE, ANDY. I'LL
GO DO SOME COMPARISON

SHOPPING ON THOSE
FLASHING RED LIGHTS.

GOOD. YOU DO THAT,
LES. MAKE A STUDY OF IT.

TAKE A SABBATICAL, IF NECESSARY.
THANK YOU, MR. CARLSON.

WHEW! I SWEAR THAT LES AND
HERB ARE ABOUT 10 CENTS SHORT.

THOSE DEEJAYS AREN'T
WORKING WITH A FULL DECK EITHER.

I'M SURE GLAD YOU'RE AROUND HERE,
TRAVIS, TO SORT OF HELP OUT WITH THINGS.

OH, THANK YOU.

LOOK, MR. CARLSON, I NEED
TO TALK WITH SOMEONE.

WELL, OF COURSE, ANDY.
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU?

WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT, UH... ABOUT, UH...

WELL, WHAT? COME ON.

MAKING A-A DECISION.

OH, I SEE. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD TO, YOU
KNOW, THINK ABOUT MAKING A DECISION.

UH, WHAT KIND OF DECISION?

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
I THINK, MR. CARLSON,

THIS STATION WOULD GET ALONG JUST
FINE WHETHER I WAS AROUND HERE OR NOT.

THAT'S NONSENSE, TRAVIS. WE'D COME APART
AT THE SEAMS... COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY.

NOW, WHAT KIND OF A DECISION
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE?

THERE IS THIS GIRL.

OH. THE, UH, SINGER, HUH? YEAH.

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SOME
TIME, AND I GUESS WE NEVER GOT OVER IT.

WELL, ARE YOU, UH...

YOU KNOW, THAT IS TO SAY, UH...

IN LOVE WITH HER? YEAH.

I THINK SO. WELL, IS
SHE IN LOVE WITH YOU?

I THINK SO.

THAT'S MARVELOUS. THAT'S
WONDERFUL. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, LAD?

SIR, IT'S JUST A LITTLE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

LOOK, YOU JUST FORGET ALL
ABOUT THE COMPLICATIONS.

LISTEN TO ME. THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT IN THE WORLD THAN TRUE LOVE.

CARMEN AND I...

WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 27 YEARS.

THE DAY I MARRIED THAT WOMAN WAS
THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

WELL, THANK YOU, MR. CARLSON.

I APPRECIATE THAT. YOU'VE
BEEN A GREAT DEAL OF HELP TO ME.

THANK YOU. MY PLEASURE.
OH, ONE OTHER THING.

YOU KNOW, IF THIS DOES WORK OUT,

I'M SURE LINDA'S GONNA
LIKE LIVING IN CINCINNATI.

TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS! OH, MY...

- COFFEE HOT?
- YES.

BUT IT WON'T CURE
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.

OH, YEAH? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

WELL, THE ONLY THING
THAT'D MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS...

MIGHT BE A SIGN AROUND
YOUR NECK THAT READS,

"I'M HOPELESSLY IN
LOVE. PLEASE FEED ME."

IT'S THAT BAD, HUH? MM-HMM.

OH, JENNIFER, WHAT
AM I GONNA DO?

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

THAT'S SIMPLE
ENOUGH. EVERYTHING.

I MEAN, I WANNA GO WITH
HER, AND I WANNA STAY HERE.

WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICE.

JUST BE SURE THAT YOU CHOOSE WHAT'S
RIGHT FOR ANDY TRAVIS IN THE LONG RUN.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I-I NEEDED THAT.

WHAT WAS THAT?

THAT YOU GAVE TO TRAVIS?

THAT HE, UH, NEEDED?

I HAVE NEEDS TOO, YOU KNOW.

NOW, YOU CAN, UH, JUST
FORGET ABOUT THE MOVIES.

STOP JUST FOR A MINUTE.
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. RAY?

YEAH? YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THOSE ONSTAGE MONITORS.

LAST NIGHT I COULDN'T HEAR A THING,
AND THE MIX WAS ROTTEN. GOTCHA.

TELL THE SOUNDMAN THAT
EITHER HE GETS IT RIGHT,

OR WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN.

OKAY. IS THERE ANY SPARKLING
WATER AROUND HERE?

IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING.
ANDY, HOW YOU DOING?

FINE.

I HEAR YOU'RE COMING WITH
US. THAT'S GREAT. WELL, UH...

COME ON, FRANK. ALL THE
RESERVATIONS ARE MADE.

HOTEL ROOMS, LIMOUSINES.

OH, ANDY!

OH, WATCH THE MAKEUP.

OKAY, EVERYBODY,
CLEAR OUT, PLEASE.

HANGERS-ON, MOST OF
THEM. YOU KNOW THE TYPE.

YEAH. LOOK, LINDA... OOH!

DID YOU TELL 'EM AT THE STATION?
I TALKED WITH CARLSON, AND...

ANDY, IT'S GONNA BE SO FINE!

LISTEN, I'M REALLY
SORRY ABOUT YOUR WORK,

BUT YOU GOTTA DO WHAT'S
GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY.

AND TOGETHER, WE
ARE GONNA BE SO HAPPY.

THERE'S JUST NO LIMIT
TO WHAT WE CAN DO.

I LOVE YOU, LINDA. GOOD,
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO.

ANDY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HEY, VENUS, GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

UH, JOHNNY.

LOOK, LINDA, HAVE YOU MET OUR
LUCKY CONTEST WINNERS OVER HERE?

- MR. VENUS FLYTRAP IS WITH...
- RHONDA HEMMING.

OH, IT'S NICE TO MEET
YOU. AND, UH, JOHNNY, UH...

KIM.

WELL, ARE YOU
HAVING A GOOD TIME?

YEAH. YEAH, WE'RE
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.

WE MAY GO DANCING LATER.

THE SHOW'S GONNA START RIGHT NOW,
SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SEATS?

I'M GONNA KILL VENUS.

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT TO
YOU? OH, YEAH. A THOUSAND TIMES.

LOOK, I GOTTA RUN, HONEY. WILL
YOU BE HERE WHEN I GET THROUGH?

NO, I'M TAKING OVER FOR
VENUS AT THE STATION TONIGHT.

WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT MUCH LONGER.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

THANK GOD THIS STUFF GOT HERE.

SHE GO OUT?

♪♪

HELLO, CINCINNATI!

I LOVE YOU!

I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THE FIRST
SONG TO SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL.

♪♪

♪ I LOOK AT YOU ONE MORE TIME ♪

♪ AND I DON'T KNOW
THAT I KNOW YOU ♪

♪ TIME AND SPACE
SEEM SO OUT OF PLACE ♪

♪ BUT YOUR FACE
SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU SAY
LET'S GO RUN AWAY ♪

♪ COME ON THE FUN'S ON ME ♪

♪ BUT, BABY, IF IT DON'T
WORK OUT THIS TIME ♪

♪ YOU AND ME WERE
NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ SO I'LL JUST KISS OUR
LAST HELLO GOOD-BYE ♪

♪ WON'T LOOK BACK
KEEP MOVIN' ON ♪

♪ KISS OUR LAST HELLO GOOD-BYE ♪

♪ YOU WERE RIGHT FOR
ME BUT I WAS WRONG ♪

♪ YOU WERE RIGHT FOR
ME BUT I WAS WRONG ♪♪

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