WKRP in Cincinnati (1978–1982): Season 1, Episode 21 - Fish Story - full transcript

DON'T MIND IF I DO, JERRY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND THAT'S BECAUSE TODAY,
AS PROMISED, AT WKRP,

WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THE EFFECTS
OF ALCOHOL UPON THE AVERAGE DRIVER.

AND TO GRAPHICALLY
BRING THAT POINT HOME,

VENUS FLYTRAP AND I WILL STAY
ON THE AIR AS LONG AS WE CAN...

HAVING ONE DRINK
EVERY 15 MINUTES.

IT'S, UH... IT'S NOT A PRETTY JOB,
BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT. VENUS?

WITH US TODAY IS HIGHWAY
PATROLMAN, R.F. BUDDY PLYLER.

HE'S GONNA TEST OUR REFLEXES
AND JUDGMENT AS WE GO ALONG.

OFFICER PLYLER, WOULD
YOU EXPLAIN THIS, PLEASE?

ALL RIGHTY.



[Clears Throat] I HAVE
WITH ME A STANDARD...

914 AUTOMATICALLY TIMED REFLEX
AUTOMATOR FOR HAND REACTION.

IT'S USED TO TEST THE
SUBJECT'S MOTOR SKILLS.

ALL RIGHT. WHO GOES FIRST? HIM.

ALL RIGHT, DR. FEVER.

YOU ARE PRESENTLY SOBER.

IF YOU SAY SO.

[Chuckles] THAT'S...
THAT'S VERY GOOD.

OKAY. UM, YOU, UH,

PUT YOUR HAND ON THIS BUTTON.

MM-HMM. AND WHEN I SAY "GO,"

YOU PRESS THE OTHER BUTTON.

RIGHT. I THINK I
UNDERSTAND THAT, OFFICER...

[Shouts] GO! [Bell Rings]



OFFICER PLYLER IS NOW
CHECKING DR. FEVER'S SCORE.

HOW DID HE DO?

WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS,

UH, COMPLETELY SOBER,

HE HAS THE REACTION
TIME OF A MAN...

WHO HAS HAD SIX VODKA MARTINIS.

♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪

♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪

♪ I'M LIVING ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪

♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪

♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪

♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪

♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪

♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪

♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪

- GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER.
- OH, ANDY, HOW ARE JOHNNY
AND VENUS DOING?

THEY'RE DOING FINE. THEY
JUST TOOK THEIR FIRST DRINK.

WE'VE HAD A LOT OF CALLS ON IT
ALREADY. REALLY? THAT'S TERRIFIC.

LISTEN, I'M EXPECTING A REPORTER SOME
TIME TODAY FROM THE CINCINNATI MAGAZINE.

REALLY? WHY? THEY
WANNA DO A STORY...

ON HOW THE STATION'S DONE
SINCE THE FORMAT CHANGE.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET RID OF
HIM. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

LISTEN. WE'RE DOING FINE.

WE GOT THE DRUNK DRIVING CAMPAIGN
GOING. THE STATION'S BEING REPAINTED.

ACTUALLY, THIS IS A VERY GOOD
DAY TO IMPRESS A REPORTER.

IF YOU SAY SO.

WELL, HELLO THERE. YOU,
UH... YOU JUST GET STARTED?

NO. I'VE BEEN AT
IT ABOUT AN HOUR.

[Door Closes] EXCUSE ME.

THAT'S FINE. OH, HI, TRAVIS.

UH, WHAT IS THIS?

WELL, WHAT DO YA
THINK? I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S HERB. TAKE
YOUR HEAD OFF, HERB.

SURELY.

HI, ANDY.

HERB.

WELL, TRAVIS, DON'T
YOU GET IT? NO.

KRP SPELLS "CARP."
CARP'S A FISH.

[Chuckles] THIS IS
OUR STATION MASCOT.

I'M A GIANT CARP, ANDY.

I KNOW YOU ARE, HERB.

LISTEN. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?

BECAUSE I'M THE STATION MANAGER. I CAN
HAVE A FEW IDEAS ON MY OWN, YOU KNOW.

THIS ONE HAPPENS TO BE MY BABY.

I'M SENDING HIM OVER TO THE
UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI FOR A PEP RALLY.

WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

STATIONS ALL ACROSS THE
COUNTRY HAVE GOT MASCOTS.

YOU KNOW, OF COURSE,
THERE'S A GUY FROM WPIG...

GOING ALL OVER
CINCINNATI IN A PIG SUIT.

LOOK, YOU GOTTA
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.

COME ON. RADIO'S A
COMPETITIVE BUSINESS.

[Chuckles] I-I-I GIVE UP.

HERB? HUH?

JUST DON'T GET INTO
ANY TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT?

WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

GOOD MORNING, ANDY. [Andy] LES.

MR. CARLSON. LES.

HERB?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

OH, NOTHING, HERB.
NOTHING AT ALL.

I JUST ALWAYS PICTURED YOU
MORE AS A BLOWFISH THAN A CARP.

LISTEN, NESSMAN, THIS IS
SERIOUS BUSINESS. I'M SORRY, SIR.

READY TO GO, HERB? YEAH.

HI. HAS ANYBODY SEEN HERB?

WHAT DO YOU WANT? [Chuckles]

WELL, HERB,

IF YOU ARE IN THERE, THIS IS THE
ADVERTISING COPY THAT YOU WANTED.

OH, GOOD. LET ME
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

HOLD IT, BAILEY. FORGET
ABOUT THE COPY, WILL YA?

WOULD YOU MIND GOING TO THE UNIVERSITY
WITH HERB AND LES, KEEP AN EYE ON 'EM?

NO, I GUESS NOT.

WE BETTER GET GOING. YEAH,
LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD.

WAIT A MINUTE, HERB. HMM?

KNOCK 'EM DEAD.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, BIG GUY.

ANDY, MR. STONE CALLED
AND SAID HE'LL BE HERE AT 11:00.

OH, GOOD. HIYA, GORGEOUS. HOW
'BOUT A COUPLE OF DRINKS AFTER WORK?

SORRY, CHARLIE.

I'LL GO FIRST THIS TIME.
ALL RIGHT, MR. FLYTRAP.

JUST, UH, PUT YOUR
HAND ON BUTTON ONE. GO!

[Bell Rings] [Chuckles]

WELL, VERY GOOD.

TWO DRINKS HAS HAD, UH,
VERY LITTLE EFFECT ON YOU.

HEY, YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
THE MAN HERE. [Chuckles]

A COUPLE A LITTLE DRINKS
DON'T MEAN NOTHING TO THE TRAP.

[Chuckles] OH, BUT, UH,
EVEN AFTER ONE DRINK,

YOUR REFLEXES SLOWED ALMOST 10%.

NO!

THAT IS THE POINT OF THE TEST.

PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY'RE SOBER
ENOUGH TO DRIVE WHEN, IN FACT, THEY'RE NOT.

[Clears Throat] YOUR
TURN, DR. FEVER. SURE.

DON'T YOU SAY "START" OR
"NOW" OR SOMETHING... GO!

[Bell Rings]

MAN, THAT WAS SLOW.

YEAH, WELL, HE
ALWAYS SURPRISES ME.

HOW DID I DO? AFTER
TWO DRINKS, UH,

YOU NOW HAVE THE
REACTION TIME OF A MAN...

WHO'S HAD FIVE VODKA MARTINIS.

I'M GETTING BETTER.

HIYA. HOW'S IT GOING?

GOT A COUSIN THAT
LOOKS LIKE THAT.

HOW'S SCHOOL? [Chuckles]

GET IT? HOW'S SCHOOL?

A DIME?

[Man] IT'S TAKEN! SORRY.

HEY, LES!

OH, LES!

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

SORRY. I RAN OUT OF CHANGE.
HOLD THAT DOOR, PLEASE.

THANKS A LOT.
WHY, THAT'S ILLEGAL.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF. I SAID I'M SORRY.

WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS AGAINST THE
LAW. YOU OWE SOMEBODY 10 CENTS.

I SAID I'M SORRY, FATSO.

[Whistling]

MR. CARLSON. SIR. HUH?

QUENTIN STONE FROM CINCINNATI
MAGAZINE. QUENTIN, THIS IS ARTHUR CARLSON.

UH, UH, WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, MR. STONE.

YOU KNOW, A MENTION IN YOUR MAGAZINE
WOULD SURE BE IMPORTANT TO US.

ALL OF OUR SPONSORS
READ YOUR PUBLICATION.

THIS IS NOT A P.R. PIECE.
THIS IS AN IN-DEPTH STORY.

NO KIDDING. OH,
THAT'S WONDERFUL. YES.

GENTLEMEN, WHY DON'T YOU PULL
UP A COUPLE OF CHAIRS AND SIT DOWN.

AND, WELL, LET'S JUST, UH...

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS CRAZY
BUSINESS WE CALL RADIO, HUH?

SORRY BAILEY AND I GOT
SEPARATED FROM YOU, BUT

WE THOUGHT WE OUGHT
TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

A HAM SANDWICH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT, MR. PIG?

OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO IMMATURE.

OH. SAY, AREN'T
YOU THE WPIG PIG?

MERELY TEMPORARY.
[Bailey] LES! LES!

WE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE,
BAILEY. WE'RE FROM WKRP.

I'M LES NESSMAN, TWO-TIME WINNER
OF THE BUCKEYE NEWSHAWK AWARD.

I SOMETIMES LISTEN TO YOUR NEWS
REPORTS WHEN I NEED A LAUGH OR TWO.

HERB, WOULD YOU HOLD
THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?

TAKE IT EASY, LES. HE DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING. NOW GET 'EM UP.

- I BEG YOUR PARDON?
- PUT 'EM UP, PIG.

- DEFEND YOURSELF, SIR!
- NOW WAIT, WAIT! HOLD IT! WAIT A MINUTE!

NOW CAN'T WE PLEASE
ACT LIKE ADULTS?

GET YOUR FIN OFF ME.

DON'T PUSH ME, PORKY!

QUENTIN HERE IS INTERESTED IN HOW THE
STATION HAS DONE SINCE THE FORMAT CHANGE.

OH. WELL, TELL YOU WHAT. THINGS HAVE
JUST MOVED ALONG AS SMOOTH AS GLASS.

OF COURSE, ANDY CAN TAKE
CREDIT FOR MOST OF THAT.

ALTHOUGH I KEEP MY
HAND IN THERE OF COURSE.

HOW?

HOW? [Clears Throat]
WELL... HOW WHAT?

HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR HAND IN IT?

OH, YEAH. KEEP MY HAND
IN IT. WELL, YOU KNOW,

PUBLIC RELATIONS, COMMUNITY
RELATIONS, STATION PROMOTIONS.

YOU KNOW, I HANDLE ALL THE
ROUGH STUFF. FOR EXAMPLE?

WHAT? FOR EXAMPLE?

OH, YEAH, EXAMPLE.
WELL, I, UH... I, UH...

WELL, I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE STATION'S
THANKSGIVING PROMOTION THIS YEAR.

THAT WAS RATHER INTERESTING.

YES, I THINK I HEARD
ABOUT THAT. YOU

ACCIDENTALLY KILLED
SOME TURKEYS, DIDN'T YOU?

I THINK "ACCIDENTALLY" IS THE
OPERATIVE WORD THERE, MR. STONE.

WE HAVE MADE A FEW MINOR
MISTAKES HERE AND THERE,

BUT YOU'LL FIND BASICALLY THIS IS A
VERY PROFESSIONALLY RUN RADIO STATION.

HEY, WHITE FOLKS!

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN
THE EXECUTIVE SUITE?

HELLO, VENUS.

SURE IS BRIGHT IN HERE.

VENUS IS ONE OF OUR DEEJAYS. HE'S
NOW INVOLVED IN THE DRUNK PROMOTION.

THE WHAT? YEAH, BUT
I AIN'T DRUNK. [Laughs]

THE COP THINKS I'M DRUNK.

BUT OLD VENUS HAS PULLED
THE WOOL OVER THE FUZZ'S EYES.

VENUS, WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?

I WANT A HAT!

I NEED A HAT. COP'S GOT
A HAT. I WANT A HAT TOO.

UH, COP? WHAT COP? UH, A COP?

YEAH, I THINK I'VE GOT
A FISHING HAT RIGHT...

I THOUGHT SO! [Laughs]

EVERY NOW AND THEN, I GET THIS
UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE TO WEAR A HAT.

AH!

NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.
ARE YOU ON THE AIR HERE?

ON THE AIR? [Chuckles]

I AM THE AIR!

I'M THE WIND! THANKS
FOR THE LID, ART.

[All Shouting]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

BAILEY, DON'T COME IN
HERE! THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM!

I KNOW THAT, LES, BUT
YOU WOULDN'T COME OUT.

BAILEY, GIRLS AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED
TO KNOW WHAT THESE PLACES LOOK LIKE!

[Shouting]

KEEP OFF OF HIS TAIL! YOU PIG!

[All Shouting]

[Shouting Stops]

♪♪ [Rock]

♪♪ [Stops] WE'RE BACK ON
THE AIR WITH OFFICER PLYLER.

WE'RE ON OUR SIXTH DRINK.
WHAT'S NEXT, OFFICER?

WELL, WE'LL DO THE
TEST ONE MORE TIME.

RIGHT. GO!

[Bell Rings] [Cackles]

WAY TO GO, JOHNNY!

YOU'RE DOING GOOD,
MAN. UH, DO IT AGAIN.

SURE. GO!

[Bell Rings] [Cackles]

[Banging Device]
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

HA! HEY, JOHNNY, TURN
PRO. FORGET THE OLYMPICS.

THIS TEST HAS BEEN GIVEN TO HUNDREDS
OF PEOPLE. NO ONE EVER GOT BETTER!

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.
WHY, IT'S NOT TIME YET.

I AM ORDERING YOU TO
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK!

OKAY. DON'T GET
EXCITED. JUST TAKE IT EASY.

I AM TAKING IT EASY! OKAY.

LET'S ALL HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.

I PROPOSE A TOAST TO LAW
ENFORCEMENT EVERYWHERE.

THIS TEST IS TO PROVE THAT EVEN AFTER
ONE DRINK, PEOPLE ARE NOT GOOD DRIVERS.

NOW THIS MAN HERE... VENUS.

UH, YEAH. THIS MAN HERE
WAS AFFECTED IMMEDIATELY.

NOW, THAT IS NORMAL.

LET'S ME AND YOU SWAP HATS.

YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY BUILT UP A
SUPERHUMAN TOLERANCE TO ALCOHOL!

YES, IT'S TRUE. IT WAS
ONCE SORT OF A HOBBY.

WELL, THERE IS DEFINITELY
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

I'M A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS TOO.

OFFICER, I SUGGEST
YOU SHOOT THIS MAN.

AT LEAST WING HIM. FIRE AT WILL!

YOU SHUT UP! YOU KEEP DRINKING.

OKAY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA GET
DRUNK. OH, YES, YOU ARE TOO.

YOU'LL SEE. [Chuckles]

HE'S FROM MARS, OFFICER.

WHISKEY DOES NOT
AFFECT ALIEN BEINGS.

GIVE ME THAT!

♪♪ [Slow Rock]

NOW, LISTEN. ABOUT THIS DRUNK
THING, IT'S NO BIG THING, REALLY.

- A LOT OF STATIONS DO IT. WE FIND THAT...
- EXCUSE ME.

YES?

- THERE IS A SLIGHT PROBLEM.
- WHAT PROBLEM?

WELL, PERHAPS WE SHOULD
DISCUSS IT IN THE LOBBY.

OKAY. SOMETHING THAT
YOU'D RATHER I NOT HEAR?

OH, NO. WE HAVE NO SECRETS
HERE. JENNIFER, GO AHEAD.

HERB'S IN JAIL.

OH, BOY. WHO'S HERB?

THE SALES MANAGER. I HAVE TO
START WRITING SOME OF THIS DOWN.

THEY'VE ARRESTED LES ALSO.

WHO'S LES? HE'S
OUR NEWS DIRECTOR.

[Chuckles] I SEE.
WHERE'S BAILEY?

THEY'VE GOT HER TOO.

WHAT DOES SHE DO?
CONTINUITY AND PROMOTION.

LOOK, SHE IS VERY PROFESSIONAL.
WHAT'D THEY ARREST BAILEY FOR?

I'M NOT SURE.

SOMETHING ABOUT "HANGING
OUT IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM."

WHAT A STORY!

UH, I-I-I THINK I'LL GO
DOWN AND-AND BAIL 'EM OUT.

TRAVIS, UH, SHOW MR. STONE
AROUND. OH, CERTAINLY.

LISTEN, QUENTIN. WHY DON'T
WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN MY OFFICE.

OH, SURE. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I SEND
THESE STORIES TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN
EXPLAIN THIS WHOLE THING.

ANDY, I'VE GOTTA HAVE SOME CASH
FOR BAIL. I ONLY GOT ABOUT FIVE BUCKS.

[Whistles] HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, REALLY.
I IMAGINE AROUND $500.

I'LL GET MY PURSE.

[Mutters]

HI, JOHNNY. HI.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DRUNK BY NOW.

NAH. BUT THIS IS MY
SIXTH TRIP DOWN THE HALL.

YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE LADY AND I
HAVE THIS ARRANGEMENT. [Chuckles]

OH, REALLY? YEAH.

SHE KNOWS I MESS AROUND
A LITTLE. BUT SHE FIGURES,

"WHAT THE HECK. I'D RATHER
SHARE HIM THAN LOSE HIM."

WELL, IF WE EVER GOT TOGETHER,

I'D HAVE TO HAVE ALL OF YOU.

GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

YES, MA'AM.

WHY IS YOUR NEWS
DIRECTOR IN JAIL?

AHA. FAIR QUESTION.

UH, PERHAPS HE WITHHELD
HIS SOURCE. HOW 'BOUT THAT?

THAT WOULDN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOUR
SALES MANAGER'S IN JAIL WITH HIM.

NO. NO, IT WOULDN'T.

BUT WHAT IF THE SALES
MANAGER WENT DOWN TO THE JAIL...

TRYING ONLY TO BAIL
OUT THE NEWS DIRECTOR?

THAT'S A POSSIBILITY,
ISN'T IT? I GUESS.

SURE IT IS.

WHY WAS THE, UM... [Clears
Throat] LADY IN THE MEN'S ROOM?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ME THAT.

WHY WAS THE LADY
IN THE MEN'S ROOM?

WHY WAS THE LADY
IN THE MEN'S ROOM?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TELL ME THE TRUTH, ANDY?

OKAY, YOU WIN.

I'LL START FROM THE BEGINNING.

OF COURSE YOU'VE HEARD OF
THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

[Clears Throat]

I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE THE STATION
MANAGER, PLEASE. I HAVE A COMPLAINT.

I'M SORRY. HE'S NOT IN. VERY WELL. THEN I
SHOULD LIKE TO SEE THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR.

YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
HE'S IN A MEETING.

SPLENDID. SPLENDID.

YOU MISSED A SPOT.

WHERE? RIGHT THERE.

WELL, UH, DO YOU WANNA DO IT?

NO, THANK YOU. I...

YES. I WOULD BE DELIGHTED.

I'M GOING IN THE BACK
AND TALK TO THAT GAL.

SHE'S KIND OF SWEET ON ME.

[Laughing]

[Laughter Continues]

I'M DRUNK. OH, I KNEW IT!

[Slurred Speech] I
JUST SAW A GIANT PIG.

GOOD. GOOD. LET'S
GET ON THE AIR.

COME AND SIT RIGHT
DOWN HERE. SURE.

THERE. WE'LL, UH,
DO THE TEST AGAIN.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.
SPEAK INTO THE MIKE.

OH, YES. [Turns Volume Up]

♪♪ [Rock]

♪♪ [Ends] ALL
RIGHT, FELLOW BABIES.

THAT WAS THE... [Mumbles] AND THIS IS
SORT OF JOHNNY FEVER, KIND OF, DOCTOR.

AND AFTER NINE DRINKS,

VENUS FLYTRAP IS CATATONIC.

AND I, MYSELF,

HAVE PERSONALLY
JUST SEEN A GIANT PIG.

HE IS CURRENTLY PAINTING
THE WALLS OF OUR LOBBY.

YES, HE IS OBVIOUSLY DRUNK,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

YES, HE IS. AND I'M NOT
FEELING BADLY MYSELF.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S
DO THE TEST. SURE.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL PROVE
ONCE AND FOR ALL...

THAT PEOPLE'S REACTIONS
GET SLOWER, NOT FASTER.

- ARE YOU SURE
THAT YOU'RE READY?
- I AM... SURE.

- GO!
- [Bell Rings]

THEY'RE OFF!

IMPOSSIBLE.

HOW DID I DO? PLAY A RECORD.

HUH? PLAY A RECORD!

ALL RIGHT.

♪♪ [Rock]

LIFE CAN BE FAIR! WHOO!

SO, ANYWAY, QUENTIN,
I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE

JUST TOLD YOU THE DUMB
TRUTH FROM THE BEGINNING.

I GUESS I JUST GOT YOU
ON A BAD DAY, ANDY. YEAH.

I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. I STILL THINK
I CAN GET A REAL NICE STORY OUT OF THIS.

MAN, WE WOULD APPRECIATE THAT. COME
BACK TO THE STATION ANY TIME, LOOK AROUND.

- I'D LIKE TO.
- [Laughing]

IF EITHER ONE OF YOU
EVER AGAIN... IT'S LES'S FAULT.

- SO WE MEET AGAIN.
- IT'S THE PIG.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I AM HERE TO HAVE
YOU TWO FIRED.

[Laughs] YOU CAN'T
DO THAT, PORKY!

YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU LITTLE
TWIT, JUST LIKE YOUR NEWS REPORTS.

TAKE IT EASY, LES. GET
OUTTA MY WAY, HERB!

COME BACK ANY TIME. TAKE A PEAK
AROUND THE STATION. IT'S BEEN MY PLEASURE.

TAKE THIS, YOU SWINE!

HEY, WAIT, QUENTIN. DON'T GO AWAY MAD.
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM.

[Shouting]

♪♪ [Rock]

♪♪ [Man Singing, Indistinct]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Ends]

[Mews]