VGLY (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Los tres brosqueteros - full transcript
FAMILY
Thirty-two and ten eleven
in the Guerrero neighborhood.
Let me know, Flex.
You know we're the best Around here, bro.
If you don't like the gang
It's 'cause you've tried it.
Everyone's talking
About us in the streets.
Everyone knows who's who.
A bunch of bastards are trying
But no one does it this well.
It's the chicks, it's the cash
It's the big wad of bills.
It's Ugly with Flex Dominating MX
I'm in the VIP section
But I never stand in line.
Always expensive, no line.
Pass me the Don Peri
Don't want no tequila.
This flow's not for rent
The babies don't know how hard it looks.
They've got it in the crosshairs.
Just in case
There's a brave guy up there.
We're not scared of nobody
I don't think I'll fall short.
They run when they see me
Like Kimberly runs from Kanye
I'm still one step ahead
I'm starting on my second life
I'm going to beat you twice
So that you die of jealousy.
I've got a chick here dancing for money.
She moves her money.
The chronic moves like she does
I move the chronic
I came from the bottom, now I'm here
I'm not on the ground floor now
I'm dominating with Flex and Ugly.
With Flex and Ugly.
If I serve up this rhyme, make it happen
Because we've earned respect.
Some talk and spit rhymes
But don't do shit when they see us.
They hate me 'cause they're broke.
And they see me spending money.
Trojans is here, controlling the corner.
And we don't even know you.
Everyone's talking...
No, you're fucking kidding!
Why'd you stop, bro? That was the shit.
No kidding, man. You had a metaphor.
"The chronic moves like she does."
I have to take care of some stuff.
This is a hit, homie. Fuck, yeah.
This could really get us out of here.
The three "Brosqueteers."
- What do you think?
- Fuck, no.
- What, man?
- You're just talking shit.
You can't make a living off music here.
But that's what the crew's for.
To take care of each other.
Trojans, if you get us in,
between the three of us,
we'll have enough
for Flex's microphones.
No. If something happened to you,
Esther would kill me, buddy.
- All right, Flex.
- All right, man.
- All right, bro.
- Take it easy.
Xolo, let's go.
Come on.
All right, dawgs.
Take care, bro.
Wasted talent.
Fuckin' great.
Let's see, put on the one
he just recorded.
Fuck.
Be back soon, bro.
Coming!
What can I get you?
We've been knocking forever, man.
Get me three forties,
one Tehuacán, and two Lokis. What else?
- What else should we get?
- Some cigarettes.
- Some condoms.
- All the extra-large condoms you've got.
You're from Trappatitlán.
Yeah. Why?
Lil Vato. What's up?
Come on!
No way!
This guy, man.
It's fine, Sucio. Relax.
That'll be 480 pesos.
Shall I give your change to charity?
Are those Yeezys?
Give him everything, Sucio. Fuck it!
You need new kicks, brother?
It's on the house.
Keep the change, dumb-ass.
That's awesome, bro.
I do music too.
I mean, I rap. I make music,
if you ever want to collaborate.
My music producer's here in the back,
if you want...
He's awesome, his name's Flex.
I'll be here.
Great! Come by when you can.
Follow me on Instagram.
Ugly.
Until never, brother. Thanks.
I should've stuck a mix tape in the bag.
So they could hear us.
You should've seen the stacks of cash
the Trappatitlán guys had.
Not like Trojans's, fuck no.
Trojans's job isn't cool.
Come on. That homie's a hero, bro.
Let's see.
We want to play music to make money,
but we need money to keep making music.
It's a vicious circle.
How can we break it?
With a crew.
Somebody to get us out there,
to sharpen our image on social media.
- What's wrong with our social networks?
- They suck.
It's true. They need work.
I think you need to find
your artistic identity.
Have you ever tried Percocet?
What, should I rap
about taking Tylenol for a headache?
Come on.
Jackass.
We going to kick it later?
I don't know, man.
I'm busy finding my artistic identity.
- Fine, loser.
- I'm looking for it.
- I'll text you later.
- Catch you later.
Good morning, María Esther.
What, Flex isn't having breakfast?
He said he had to work.
- How are sales?
- Damn people.
They drink away their money
and then don't want to buy anything.
I'll try my neighbor. Maybe I can
convince her she looks bad.
Are you doing real work today
or just pretending?
I'm dropping some beats with Flex later.
Just pretending.
And later I'm working at Speedy Mart.
See how you don't let me finish?
See you later.
Can I see some ID?
- Ugly, take care of the customers.
- Without an ID?
Yes. I'm your boss.
He is, but not for long.
I'm putting out my EP
and getting out of here.
Okay, J Balvin.
In the meantime,
sell that gentleman his drinks.
Clean up that aisle.
Someone spilled some soda.
After you, honey.
Speedy Mart.
Kid, I've been waiting
for my condoms for two hours.
Your order's ready,
but the delivery guy isn't here.
I don't care. Hurry.
Hold on. What do you want?
- Some chips, Sucio.
- Lil Vato?
- Some cigarettes.
- Add some chips.
If you want,
give me your address. I'll bring it.
It's Magnole 300 in the main studio.
- But hurry or I'm cancelling.
- Yeah.
Clau, I'm running out quickly
to deliver an order.
Could you help me mop the aisle?
You're the best.
- What's up, Marimix?
- How're you, kid?
Guess what?
I got that Narciso special edition
you asked me for.
Originally mastered.
You're kidding!
Pure 60s organ.
How much is this?
Fidel Narciso. Awesome.
I like his feel.
Green-screen sunsets
from the 60s. Very cool.
Besides that, he was a Capricorn.
What's up with you?
You're buying four copies of Home Alone?
- Getting carried away?
- No.
It's for an art show
I'm putting together.
You do video art?
Yeah, among other things. I'll show you.
Why do you want original mixes?
Do you collect them?
No, for sampling. I've got
a trap project with a friend.
Very cool. Can I see?
Ugly. I like the name.
Ironic.
- What?
- Nothing. Just...
Maybe you could do something visually.
It's really superficial.
It needs work.
- Shit, sorry.
- No.
It's fine. Keep going.
That's what I think.
Shall I ring you up, honey?
I'm Data.
I'm Flex.
Maybe you could show me
around the neighborhood, Flex.
Send me a DM.
Sure. Awesome. I'll text you.
So, kid?
You going to want some weed,
or just the album?
Don't tempt me, Marimix.
Let's see, what do you recommend?
Hell, yeah. That's fucking awesome.
I've got your order.
I've got your condoms!
I'm missing the chorus, man.
Shall we hit it, or what?
- Shall I freestyle?
- Here it goes.
Upright, joyful, intellectual.
Around his neck is a chain.
He goes around with his gang
He looks like he's high.
With a girl at his side.
We're going on tour with that song, kid.
We just got started We speak to no one.
To get around we've got ten cars.
And here we take care
Of what needs to be done.
If we get to the top we'll get lit.
Get it!
What do you think?
He gets points for balls.
Kid, who the hell asked you for bars?
Hold on. It's fine. No big deal.
You from around here?
Yeah, I work at the Speedy Mart.
You can't drop rhymes like that.
They'll kick your ass.
Or do you not care?
Sorry.
Get out of here. See you.
Show him out.
No, you can't be dropping rhymes
without being asked.
That's an unwritten rule.
I know, but Triana was there.
Lil Vato. IO.
IO? What did she say?
That I got points for having balls.
No shit. Of course.
If a Speedy Mart kid started
dropping rhymes in my studio,
yeah, I'd think he had balls.
Here you go, buddy.
You have to be patient.
Patience is death, Flex.
We need to get the money,
rent a studio, and make a cool video.
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Do you think we're visually superficial?
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Is it basic?
What?
I'm going to introduce you to someone.
You'll like her. She's got a cool vibe.
Are you having a chat?
- No, he's leaving.
- Get to work.
- Yeah.
- See you later.
Sure, okay. Fine.
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in Coahuila, Nuevo León,
Tamaulipas, and San Luis Potosí.
So be careful and remain on guard.
Floods and avalanches could result.
No way!
And that one?
Those are reflections
of my memories as a kid.
Watching videos my mom taped
of Channel 5 on her VHS.
They made me happy.
But I feel like...
all that ends up stuck
in your head, like a tape.
As time passes,
it changes into something macabre.
Yeah.
I saw this girl on TikTok
who said that cartoons
were turning kids into misogynist men.
Your vibe is awesome.
Flex and I are putting together a track.
You should work with us
on the visual side.
Send it to me and we'll see.
Or come over for a beer.
We'll introduce you to Trojans.
He's like the dad of the crew.
Okay. I'd have a beer.
There. Right there. A cool cowbell.
No, man, I'm not putting in
a fucking cowbell.
- Why not?
- Because it's not cool.
Cowbells are cool.
Listen to me, Flex, come on.
It doesn't fit here.
- Bastard!
- I know you'll put it in.
See you, dawgs.
What?
You were up. Where are you going?
I have to take care of some stuff.
Can I come, bro?
No, no way, kid.
Esther already doesn't invite me over.
Imagine if she found out.
Nobody's going to find out.
Anyway, Flex will just do what he wants.
Come on, then.
But you're staying in the car with Xolo.
All right.
- See you, Flex.
- Right on.
- Come on.
- Ugly.
What're you doing?
See you later.
What's up, Xolo?
What's up? The boss wants to see you.
What? Me?
Yeah, man.
Fucking hell. Okay, let's go.
Bring Xolo, man.
Okay. Xolo.
Come on.
Come on in, kid.
Have a seat.
Want some ceviche?
I'm cool, thanks.
What's that?
Yeah, that's cool, thanks.
Carmen, two ceviches please.
And you are...?
They call me Ugly, sir.
Damn kids today are funny.
What do you do?
I work at Speedy Mart.
- But I'm into music.
- And he's good, boss.
He's become an important part
of the family.
We're always open
to welcoming new people.
- He's really involved in...
- He's got a mouth!
Thanks.
Okay, let's cut to the chase.
Here's your pay.
- Use it well.
- Thanks, chief.
Here, as you know,
we like to run our business safely.
Look.
Just a precaution, kid.
Like my mother used to say,
if you want to fish,
you have to get your ass wet.
Wait, Ugly.
Here.
For coming with him.
Thanks.
Careful, man.
He's cool. The boss?
Yeah. Those guys are fucking awesome.
But once they've got you,
they don't let you go.
And the job's getting more dangerous.
Ceviches is cool, man.
He makes life easy.
But he's also a dick.
Understand?
Yeah, man.
So what're you going to spend it on?
My girl's going to turn
15 you know. Or 16, I'm not sure.
Get her one that's cooler, man.
Which ones do you want?
Those.
Those are cool, right?
What's up, Trojans?
- What's up?
- What's up, man?
- How've you been?
- Great.
This is Ugly.
He's a fucking future star.
Bubble Gómez.
This guy's a born salesman.
Dammit, Trojans, you're embarrassing me.
What can I get for you?
This guy wants to turn heads.
So you know what you're looking for.
Come make yourselves comfortable.
Uncle Bubble will take care of you.
What's your size, a seven, right?
A six, bro.
You could wear a three, man.
Straight from L.A. Take a whiff, man.
- Smells good, right?
- Sure does.
Try it.
- I'll take them.
- Hell, yeah, brother.
Awesome.
What about you, Trojans?
Go for it. I only have a few left.
Fuck it, okay. Give me a pair of these.
Right on.
- They're cool, right?
- They're great, bro.
Hey, a pair of those for Flex.
Buddy, I'm fine for sneakers, okay?
We're giving you a present.
Hey, since you're feeling romantic,
do you want some poppers?
I've got some very cool drugs.
- I'm cool without poppers, thanks.
- I'll get your change.
Hey, Bubble!
You bastard!
- What's up, Simpson?
- Give me back my money!
What the fuck! What's wrong, Simpson?
The shoes you sold me are fake.
Don't play dumb.
And you address me as sir.
Come on, Simpson, they're not fake.
Look at the label on the tongue.
I'll rip out your tongue
and wipe my balls with it.
- What're you laughing at, asshole?
- Take his money.
I'm taking it.
- Let's fuck him up.
- Hey, hold up, dawg.
Hey, what?
- What're you doing?
- Let's go. Fuck this.
You shit your pants, didn't you?
- Stop!
- Let's go!
Stop!
Fucking hell!
No way!
It's the new pair!
I know, bro.
Why are you acting
like nothing happened?
Man, I've got a trick.
With these, you wouldn't care
if a truck hit you.
Guys, this is Data.
She's a visual artist.
She might help us on our next track,
maybe even a video.
Trojans. What do you do?
I do video art.
I work with cameras
and edit it on my computer.
It's all on my Instagram. Check it out.
New sneakers?
- These?
- We went to Bubble's store.
They pounded him
for selling fake sneakers.
You're kidding, man.
You sell counterfeit stuff?
It's not counterfeit, but those assholes
like to cause trouble.
See you around, guys. Take care.
- Take care, bro.
- Yeah.
Hey, buddy.
I didn't thank you
for the sneakers earlier.
Because I'm always looking out
for Ugly. They're cool.
He can't take care of himself.
That bastard will go far.
And we're a crew.
We have to have a uniform.
- It's all good, man.
- Cool, man.
Let me ask, how much would you charge
for a commercial for my store?
I want to promote it
at the Sneaker Fest.
I've got this great idea.
Get Tupac to come to my store.
"What's up, Bubble? Let's smoke a blunt.
Damn, this is some good shit!"
Shit.
Ugly...
Come up here.
R.I.P.
Good afternoon.
I'm Ugly.
And Trojans was my brother.
Life goes by quickly
and we don't even notice.
People take trips that they sometimes
never come back from.
Brother, you were from another world.
Fuck, yes.
Another soldier who fell
during this war.
But heaven now has a gem.
A big damn jewel named Trojans.
Today you're going to party
with God, girls, and champagne.
Today you're going to party
with God, girls, and champagne.
Drinking 40s on a bench
I was Goku, you were Vegeta.
The hood doesn't forgive
Unless you're white or Diego Boneta.
You had flow in your veins.
I dreamed of rhyming with you.
In stadiums and arenas,
Grammys and girls.
Now I have your soul
And a fistful of dust.
I hired him too.
He's bright.
What's up, man?
What was that, man? It was...
A few words for Trojans, bro.
So, what's up? Do you have a manager?
No, but I'm working on it.
I'd be interested, man.
What do you think?
I don't need help. It's fine.
Fine, don't say anything.
What are you doing this afternoon?
Those sneakers are fake.
Check the tongue.
They're clones.
For you, brother.
For you, brother.
For you, brother.
Let me know, Flex.
You know we're the best Around here, bro.
If you don't like the gang
It's 'cause you've tried it.
Data. Let's bounce.
Everyone's talking
About us in the streets.
Everyone knows who's who.
A bunch of bastards are trying
But no one does it this well.
It's the chicks, it's the cash
It's the big wads of bills.
It's Ugly with Flex Dominating MX.
I've got a chick here dancing for money.
She moves her money.
The chronic moves like she does
I move the chronic
I came from the bottom, now I'm here
I'm not on the ground floor now
I'm dominating with Flex and Ugly.
With Flex and Ugly.
If I serve up this rhyme, make it happen
Because we've earned respect.
Some talk and spit rhymes
But don't do shit when they see us.
They hate me 'cause they're broke.
And they see me spending money.
Trojans is here, controlling the corner.
And we don't even know you.
Everyone's talking
About us in the streets.
Everyone knows who's who.
A bunch of bastards are trying
But no one does it this well.
It's the chicks, it's the cash
It's the big wad of bills.
It's Ugly with Flex Dominating MX.
Let me know, Flex
Thirty-two and ten eleven
in the Guerrero neighborhood.
Let me know, Flex.
You know we're the best Around here, bro.
If you don't like the gang
It's 'cause you've tried it.
Everyone's talking
About us in the streets.
Everyone knows who's who.
A bunch of bastards are trying
But no one does it this well.
It's the chicks, it's the cash
It's the big wad of bills.
It's Ugly with Flex Dominating MX
I'm in the VIP section
But I never stand in line.
Always expensive, no line.
Pass me the Don Peri
Don't want no tequila.
This flow's not for rent
The babies don't know how hard it looks.
They've got it in the crosshairs.
Just in case
There's a brave guy up there.
We're not scared of nobody
I don't think I'll fall short.
They run when they see me
Like Kimberly runs from Kanye
I'm still one step ahead
I'm starting on my second life
I'm going to beat you twice
So that you die of jealousy.
I've got a chick here dancing for money.
She moves her money.
The chronic moves like she does
I move the chronic
I came from the bottom, now I'm here
I'm not on the ground floor now
I'm dominating with Flex and Ugly.
With Flex and Ugly.
If I serve up this rhyme, make it happen
Because we've earned respect.
Some talk and spit rhymes
But don't do shit when they see us.
They hate me 'cause they're broke.
And they see me spending money.
Trojans is here, controlling the corner.
And we don't even know you.
Everyone's talking...
No, you're fucking kidding!
Why'd you stop, bro? That was the shit.
No kidding, man. You had a metaphor.
"The chronic moves like she does."
I have to take care of some stuff.
This is a hit, homie. Fuck, yeah.
This could really get us out of here.
The three "Brosqueteers."
- What do you think?
- Fuck, no.
- What, man?
- You're just talking shit.
You can't make a living off music here.
But that's what the crew's for.
To take care of each other.
Trojans, if you get us in,
between the three of us,
we'll have enough
for Flex's microphones.
No. If something happened to you,
Esther would kill me, buddy.
- All right, Flex.
- All right, man.
- All right, bro.
- Take it easy.
Xolo, let's go.
Come on.
All right, dawgs.
Take care, bro.
Wasted talent.
Fuckin' great.
Let's see, put on the one
he just recorded.
Fuck.
Be back soon, bro.
Coming!
What can I get you?
We've been knocking forever, man.
Get me three forties,
one Tehuacán, and two Lokis. What else?
- What else should we get?
- Some cigarettes.
- Some condoms.
- All the extra-large condoms you've got.
You're from Trappatitlán.
Yeah. Why?
Lil Vato. What's up?
Come on!
No way!
This guy, man.
It's fine, Sucio. Relax.
That'll be 480 pesos.
Shall I give your change to charity?
Are those Yeezys?
Give him everything, Sucio. Fuck it!
You need new kicks, brother?
It's on the house.
Keep the change, dumb-ass.
That's awesome, bro.
I do music too.
I mean, I rap. I make music,
if you ever want to collaborate.
My music producer's here in the back,
if you want...
He's awesome, his name's Flex.
I'll be here.
Great! Come by when you can.
Follow me on Instagram.
Ugly.
Until never, brother. Thanks.
I should've stuck a mix tape in the bag.
So they could hear us.
You should've seen the stacks of cash
the Trappatitlán guys had.
Not like Trojans's, fuck no.
Trojans's job isn't cool.
Come on. That homie's a hero, bro.
Let's see.
We want to play music to make money,
but we need money to keep making music.
It's a vicious circle.
How can we break it?
With a crew.
Somebody to get us out there,
to sharpen our image on social media.
- What's wrong with our social networks?
- They suck.
It's true. They need work.
I think you need to find
your artistic identity.
Have you ever tried Percocet?
What, should I rap
about taking Tylenol for a headache?
Come on.
Jackass.
We going to kick it later?
I don't know, man.
I'm busy finding my artistic identity.
- Fine, loser.
- I'm looking for it.
- I'll text you later.
- Catch you later.
Good morning, María Esther.
What, Flex isn't having breakfast?
He said he had to work.
- How are sales?
- Damn people.
They drink away their money
and then don't want to buy anything.
I'll try my neighbor. Maybe I can
convince her she looks bad.
Are you doing real work today
or just pretending?
I'm dropping some beats with Flex later.
Just pretending.
And later I'm working at Speedy Mart.
See how you don't let me finish?
See you later.
Can I see some ID?
- Ugly, take care of the customers.
- Without an ID?
Yes. I'm your boss.
He is, but not for long.
I'm putting out my EP
and getting out of here.
Okay, J Balvin.
In the meantime,
sell that gentleman his drinks.
Clean up that aisle.
Someone spilled some soda.
After you, honey.
Speedy Mart.
Kid, I've been waiting
for my condoms for two hours.
Your order's ready,
but the delivery guy isn't here.
I don't care. Hurry.
Hold on. What do you want?
- Some chips, Sucio.
- Lil Vato?
- Some cigarettes.
- Add some chips.
If you want,
give me your address. I'll bring it.
It's Magnole 300 in the main studio.
- But hurry or I'm cancelling.
- Yeah.
Clau, I'm running out quickly
to deliver an order.
Could you help me mop the aisle?
You're the best.
- What's up, Marimix?
- How're you, kid?
Guess what?
I got that Narciso special edition
you asked me for.
Originally mastered.
You're kidding!
Pure 60s organ.
How much is this?
Fidel Narciso. Awesome.
I like his feel.
Green-screen sunsets
from the 60s. Very cool.
Besides that, he was a Capricorn.
What's up with you?
You're buying four copies of Home Alone?
- Getting carried away?
- No.
It's for an art show
I'm putting together.
You do video art?
Yeah, among other things. I'll show you.
Why do you want original mixes?
Do you collect them?
No, for sampling. I've got
a trap project with a friend.
Very cool. Can I see?
Ugly. I like the name.
Ironic.
- What?
- Nothing. Just...
Maybe you could do something visually.
It's really superficial.
It needs work.
- Shit, sorry.
- No.
It's fine. Keep going.
That's what I think.
Shall I ring you up, honey?
I'm Data.
I'm Flex.
Maybe you could show me
around the neighborhood, Flex.
Send me a DM.
Sure. Awesome. I'll text you.
So, kid?
You going to want some weed,
or just the album?
Don't tempt me, Marimix.
Let's see, what do you recommend?
Hell, yeah. That's fucking awesome.
I've got your order.
I've got your condoms!
I'm missing the chorus, man.
Shall we hit it, or what?
- Shall I freestyle?
- Here it goes.
Upright, joyful, intellectual.
Around his neck is a chain.
He goes around with his gang
He looks like he's high.
With a girl at his side.
We're going on tour with that song, kid.
We just got started We speak to no one.
To get around we've got ten cars.
And here we take care
Of what needs to be done.
If we get to the top we'll get lit.
Get it!
What do you think?
He gets points for balls.
Kid, who the hell asked you for bars?
Hold on. It's fine. No big deal.
You from around here?
Yeah, I work at the Speedy Mart.
You can't drop rhymes like that.
They'll kick your ass.
Or do you not care?
Sorry.
Get out of here. See you.
Show him out.
No, you can't be dropping rhymes
without being asked.
That's an unwritten rule.
I know, but Triana was there.
Lil Vato. IO.
IO? What did she say?
That I got points for having balls.
No shit. Of course.
If a Speedy Mart kid started
dropping rhymes in my studio,
yeah, I'd think he had balls.
Here you go, buddy.
You have to be patient.
Patience is death, Flex.
We need to get the money,
rent a studio, and make a cool video.
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Is it basic?
What?
I'm going to introduce you to someone.
You'll like her. She's got a cool vibe.
Are you having a chat?
- No, he's leaving.
- Get to work.
- Yeah.
- See you later.
Sure, okay. Fine.
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No way!
And that one?
Those are reflections
of my memories as a kid.
Watching videos my mom taped
of Channel 5 on her VHS.
They made me happy.
But I feel like...
all that ends up stuck
in your head, like a tape.
As time passes,
it changes into something macabre.
Yeah.
I saw this girl on TikTok
who said that cartoons
were turning kids into misogynist men.
Your vibe is awesome.
Flex and I are putting together a track.
You should work with us
on the visual side.
Send it to me and we'll see.
Or come over for a beer.
We'll introduce you to Trojans.
He's like the dad of the crew.
Okay. I'd have a beer.
There. Right there. A cool cowbell.
No, man, I'm not putting in
a fucking cowbell.
- Why not?
- Because it's not cool.
Cowbells are cool.
Listen to me, Flex, come on.
It doesn't fit here.
- Bastard!
- I know you'll put it in.
See you, dawgs.
What?
You were up. Where are you going?
I have to take care of some stuff.
Can I come, bro?
No, no way, kid.
Esther already doesn't invite me over.
Imagine if she found out.
Nobody's going to find out.
Anyway, Flex will just do what he wants.
Come on, then.
But you're staying in the car with Xolo.
All right.
- See you, Flex.
- Right on.
- Come on.
- Ugly.
What're you doing?
See you later.
What's up, Xolo?
What's up? The boss wants to see you.
What? Me?
Yeah, man.
Fucking hell. Okay, let's go.
Bring Xolo, man.
Okay. Xolo.
Come on.
Come on in, kid.
Have a seat.
Want some ceviche?
I'm cool, thanks.
What's that?
Yeah, that's cool, thanks.
Carmen, two ceviches please.
And you are...?
They call me Ugly, sir.
Damn kids today are funny.
What do you do?
I work at Speedy Mart.
- But I'm into music.
- And he's good, boss.
He's become an important part
of the family.
We're always open
to welcoming new people.
- He's really involved in...
- He's got a mouth!
Thanks.
Okay, let's cut to the chase.
Here's your pay.
- Use it well.
- Thanks, chief.
Here, as you know,
we like to run our business safely.
Look.
Just a precaution, kid.
Like my mother used to say,
if you want to fish,
you have to get your ass wet.
Wait, Ugly.
Here.
For coming with him.
Thanks.
Careful, man.
He's cool. The boss?
Yeah. Those guys are fucking awesome.
But once they've got you,
they don't let you go.
And the job's getting more dangerous.
Ceviches is cool, man.
He makes life easy.
But he's also a dick.
Understand?
Yeah, man.
So what're you going to spend it on?
My girl's going to turn
15 you know. Or 16, I'm not sure.
Get her one that's cooler, man.
Which ones do you want?
Those.
Those are cool, right?
What's up, Trojans?
- What's up?
- What's up, man?
- How've you been?
- Great.
This is Ugly.
He's a fucking future star.
Bubble Gómez.
This guy's a born salesman.
Dammit, Trojans, you're embarrassing me.
What can I get for you?
This guy wants to turn heads.
So you know what you're looking for.
Come make yourselves comfortable.
Uncle Bubble will take care of you.
What's your size, a seven, right?
A six, bro.
You could wear a three, man.
Straight from L.A. Take a whiff, man.
- Smells good, right?
- Sure does.
Try it.
- I'll take them.
- Hell, yeah, brother.
Awesome.
What about you, Trojans?
Go for it. I only have a few left.
Fuck it, okay. Give me a pair of these.
Right on.
- They're cool, right?
- They're great, bro.
Hey, a pair of those for Flex.
Buddy, I'm fine for sneakers, okay?
We're giving you a present.
Hey, since you're feeling romantic,
do you want some poppers?
I've got some very cool drugs.
- I'm cool without poppers, thanks.
- I'll get your change.
Hey, Bubble!
You bastard!
- What's up, Simpson?
- Give me back my money!
What the fuck! What's wrong, Simpson?
The shoes you sold me are fake.
Don't play dumb.
And you address me as sir.
Come on, Simpson, they're not fake.
Look at the label on the tongue.
I'll rip out your tongue
and wipe my balls with it.
- What're you laughing at, asshole?
- Take his money.
I'm taking it.
- Let's fuck him up.
- Hey, hold up, dawg.
Hey, what?
- What're you doing?
- Let's go. Fuck this.
You shit your pants, didn't you?
- Stop!
- Let's go!
Stop!
Fucking hell!
No way!
It's the new pair!
I know, bro.
Why are you acting
like nothing happened?
Man, I've got a trick.
With these, you wouldn't care
if a truck hit you.
Guys, this is Data.
She's a visual artist.
She might help us on our next track,
maybe even a video.
Trojans. What do you do?
I do video art.
I work with cameras
and edit it on my computer.
It's all on my Instagram. Check it out.
New sneakers?
- These?
- We went to Bubble's store.
They pounded him
for selling fake sneakers.
You're kidding, man.
You sell counterfeit stuff?
It's not counterfeit, but those assholes
like to cause trouble.
See you around, guys. Take care.
- Take care, bro.
- Yeah.
Hey, buddy.
I didn't thank you
for the sneakers earlier.
Because I'm always looking out
for Ugly. They're cool.
He can't take care of himself.
That bastard will go far.
And we're a crew.
We have to have a uniform.
- It's all good, man.
- Cool, man.
Let me ask, how much would you charge
for a commercial for my store?
I want to promote it
at the Sneaker Fest.
I've got this great idea.
Get Tupac to come to my store.
"What's up, Bubble? Let's smoke a blunt.
Damn, this is some good shit!"
Shit.
Ugly...
Come up here.
R.I.P.
Good afternoon.
I'm Ugly.
And Trojans was my brother.
Life goes by quickly
and we don't even notice.
People take trips that they sometimes
never come back from.
Brother, you were from another world.
Fuck, yes.
Another soldier who fell
during this war.
But heaven now has a gem.
A big damn jewel named Trojans.
Today you're going to party
with God, girls, and champagne.
Today you're going to party
with God, girls, and champagne.
Drinking 40s on a bench
I was Goku, you were Vegeta.
The hood doesn't forgive
Unless you're white or Diego Boneta.
You had flow in your veins.
I dreamed of rhyming with you.
In stadiums and arenas,
Grammys and girls.
Now I have your soul
And a fistful of dust.
I hired him too.
He's bright.
What's up, man?
What was that, man? It was...
A few words for Trojans, bro.
So, what's up? Do you have a manager?
No, but I'm working on it.
I'd be interested, man.
What do you think?
I don't need help. It's fine.
Fine, don't say anything.
What are you doing this afternoon?
Those sneakers are fake.
Check the tongue.
They're clones.
For you, brother.
For you, brother.
For you, brother.
Let me know, Flex.
You know we're the best Around here, bro.
If you don't like the gang
It's 'cause you've tried it.
Data. Let's bounce.
Everyone's talking
About us in the streets.
Everyone knows who's who.
A bunch of bastards are trying
But no one does it this well.
It's the chicks, it's the cash
It's the big wads of bills.
It's Ugly with Flex Dominating MX.
I've got a chick here dancing for money.
She moves her money.
The chronic moves like she does
I move the chronic
I came from the bottom, now I'm here
I'm not on the ground floor now
I'm dominating with Flex and Ugly.
With Flex and Ugly.
If I serve up this rhyme, make it happen
Because we've earned respect.
Some talk and spit rhymes
But don't do shit when they see us.
They hate me 'cause they're broke.
And they see me spending money.
Trojans is here, controlling the corner.
And we don't even know you.
Everyone's talking
About us in the streets.
Everyone knows who's who.
A bunch of bastards are trying
But no one does it this well.
It's the chicks, it's the cash
It's the big wad of bills.
It's Ugly with Flex Dominating MX.
Let me know, Flex