Unikitty! (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 35 - Growing Pains - full transcript

I never want this party to end!

Hi!

Oh, never mind.
This is way better.

Oh, boy, it's morning

and I am so awake!

Yo, little bro, it's bedtime.
You need to be asleep!

Oh, no! It is?

But how am I supposed to
fall asleep if I'm awake?

I know a couple of moves
that can put people to sleep.

Mm.

Or I could tell you
a bedtime story.



Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!

I love stories.
Tell me a story from
my favorite movie...

Escape from Explosion Island!

Yes, I love that movie.

I've got something even better
for you, bro.

Fairy tales!

A fairy what?

Watch, I can open to
any random page,

and it'll be filled with
fairy tale excitement!

"Little Red Riding Hood
approached the Big Bad Wolf."

A wolf?
Is she going to karate it?

Flamethrower it?
Feed it to a dinosaur?

Even better.

"She said to the wolf,



'Grandma, what big eyes
you have.'"

She thinks the wolf's
her grandma?

He's wearing a little bonnet
and glasses.

His story's airtight.

I don't know...

Awkward.

Maybe this one's
not the best example.

Ooh! Now this one's exciting.

"Goldilocks entered the home
of the three bears..."

Bears? Is she gonna fight 'em
with bear trap nunchucks?

Blast them into space?

Even better.

"Goldilocks took a taste
of the first porridge

and thought it was too hot."

What? She just eats porridge?

It gets cooler.

Later, she sits in chairs.

Finding a chair
with good lumbar support's

an adventure in and of itself.

This is so lame.

Now I can't fall asleep

because I'm awake
and bored!

Oh. Let me try one more. Ooh!

"Hansel and Gretel entered
the witch's house..."

Sounds promising...

"And the witch said to Hansel,

'Will you help me
clean my oven?'"

-Come on!
-That's it?

I spent all day
calibrating my protractors

and even I was bored!

Yeah, you're right,
these are really boring.

If this was
Escape From Explosion Island,

there would have been
three blimp explosions

and a robot war by now.

And a dragon
that breathes missiles...

And the robots are like,
"We are your overlords now."

-Pew, pew, pew!
-And the alien mothership
warps in

and is taken out
by anti-aircraft guns!

Yeah, I think
these old fairy tales

could use a few more thrills.

Wish we were the ones
in these stories.

Then we could tell
the perfect bedtime story

and put Puppycorn to bed!

Doctor Fox.

Do you have a random invention
that could help us?

- Nope.
- Huh?

Nah, I'm just kidding,
I got something.

Behold! The Book-otronic
Literizer 8000!

We can use this to teleport
ourselves into the book

and literally become
part of the story!

Wow! This is perfect
for this particular situation.

But why did you invent this?

I like to teleport
into cookbooks when I'm hungry.

Yum.

You are an actual genius.

Heh, I didn't want to say it...

Now let's get into this book!

Little bro, you stay here
and turn the pages.

And once you turn
to the very last page,

we'll pop back out!

Wow, thanks, guys!

Ooh! See if you can work in

a dragon that breathes
missiles somewhere, okay?

We'll try, little bro,
we'll try.

Beam us in, Dr. Fox!

-Wow, it worked!
-Whoa!

We're in.

Oh, look.

There's Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma, what big eyes
you have.

All the better
to see you with, dearie.

Oh, come on.

Seriously, the eyes?

What about the fur?
Or the teeth?

Or the claws?

I don't know, guys. She's got
a bonnet and little glasses.

That's classic grandma.

Ugh! At this rate
she's gonna take forever!

We gotta do something!

Hey, fake grandma,

get away from that
super-oblivious girl!

Fake?

No, no.

I'm the real deal.

I love children for breakfast.

I mean oatmeal!

She talks the talk...

It's a wolf! Come on, kid,

can't you tell a wolf
from your own grandmother?

We're estranged.

That's it. We're taking
this grandma down!

How about some hard candies!

Aw, looks like grandma forgot
to put her dentures in!

Ooh!

Even though I'm not
entirely convinced
you're not a grandma,

let me spin a yarn
for you!

Time to fight old people
with old people!

I'm not old,
I'm just monotone--

Oh, my!

Grandma,

what a heavy bottom you have.

Violence and barfing?

Now this is
my kind of bedtime story!

You feeling sleepy yet,
little bro?

Kinda.

But I also want to
turn the page and see
what happens next.

It's too hot.

Goldilocks?

Oh, we definitely need to
make this story more fun.

Come on, guys.

Aw, this porridge is too cold.

Hey! Lose the porridge, Goldie,

this is supposed to be a story!

Yeah, you gotta
pep things up a bit.

Follow our lead, Goldie...

Yo! I found a mechanical bull!

Now we're talking!

And everybody partied

happily ever after.

Hmm...

Aw, yeah, this story is sick!

I'm never
eating porridge again!

All right,

another story
yanked out of boring town!

One more, one more!

Oh, man,
that party was just right.

Hey! What did you do
to our house?

It wasn't me!
It was a unicorn cat,
a hawk crocodile,

a smart fox and a rectangle.

Get her!

All right, kiddos,

now just clean out my oven

and I'll give you more candy.

Okay, nice old lady!

Those poor unsuspecting kids.

She's gonna make them
clean an oven!

Kids! Stay away from that oven!

- Oh?
- But she gave us

some marzipan.

That's no reason
to go in an oven.

But she gave us
some caramels.

Go take
a barbecue sauce bath

before dinner while I talk to
these nice visitors.

Okay. Whatever you say.

Why must you whippersnappers

interrupt a nice
old lady's dinner?

An old lady with books titled

Evil Spells and Kid Casseroles?

Okay, fine. I'm a witch

and I'm gonna eat these kids
for dinner!

A witch? Get 'em, sis!

All right, granny!

Maybe this will make the story
more interesting.

Uh... Frogmorphicus!

Now, you two, go home.

And don't clean any more ovens!

Okay. Whatever you say.

I can't believe
this whole house is
made of candy.

I say we eat it

to teach that mean old witch
a lesson!

-Yeah, makes sense to me.
-Good call!

I shall have my vengeance!

Nice, sis!

These stories are way better
than the originals.

Wow. Bears,

what happened to your house?

Goldie over here says

some blocky
square-shaped maniacs

came in and ruined
our usual story.

This chair feels just right...

But the ropes
feel a little tight.

-Quiet!
-Those hooligans

ruined my story, too!

It's not just you.

They're ruining
all the stories!

Witch? You look terrible!

Speak for yourself, Big Bad.

They're ruining the whole book!

Now, come on, we gotta
kick those fairy tale fakers

out of here!

Oh. I'm stuck.

Now that's what I call
a satisfying story.

All right, guys,
let's finish this fairy tale

and let Puppycorn go to sleep.

The only thing
that's finished around here

is you!

Vengeance is mine!

Run away!

Get out of our stories,

they were fine
the way they were!

No, they were weird and boring!

Guys, defend our radical,
better stories!

Oh.

-It's so hot!
-It's so cold!

I hate porridge!

Yeah! Take that!
Take that! Ribbit!

All right, come on now.

-In you go.
-Curse you! Curse you!

I'm not gonna let you lunatics

ruin our wholesome fairy tales!

You were eating grandmas!

They're classics!

Dr. Fox, can you get us
out of here?

Way ahead of you.

Everyone jump on!

Huh?

Okay, that hurt.

Quick, get inside!

I know you're in there!

We're trapped!

You hear the one about
the three little piggies?

They didn't want to
let me in either.

So I huffed...

He's gonna blow the house down!

And I puffed...

Guys, I have an idea, hurry!

And I blew the house down!

Huh?

Oh, what a nice young man

to open the door
for us old grandmas.

Oh, we're just gonna
go to the store

and buy some, uh,
orthopedic shoes.

Eat your veggies.

You want to be tall
like your brother, don't you?

We're old.

Oh, well,
pardon me, grandmas.

I was just looking for
some intruders.

Oh, that's nice.

We're old.

We did it!

I can't believe that worked!

And there weren't even
any explosions or huge battles!

Just good old fashioned
fairy tale trickery.

It's a shame
we couldn't work in

that missile-breathing dragon
for Puppycorn.

Uh, Princess...

Puppycorn, get us
out of here!

Puppycorn! Puppycorn?

Puppycorn!

Help! Help! Help!