Unikitty! (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 40 - Batkitty - full transcript

The gang are at the local laundromat cleaning their clothes, when Unikitty finds Batman's uniform mixed in with her clothes. Intoxicated by the coolness of it, Unikitty takes on the persona...

-Hi!

Aw.

-Hi!
-Whoo-hoo!

♪ It's laundry day
You know what that means

♪ It's time for us to get
all our funky duds clean

♪ Gather your shorts
Coat, hat and the rest

♪ We're gonna get 'em
stain-free and lookin' fresh

♪ So let's run down
this process
we all know so well

♪ You add detergent
Your threads
And purple thingies for smell

DR. FOX:
♪ You click the knobs
and watch your fabric

♪ And the rest is
pretty much basically magic



♪ But that's not all
you need to know

♪ Here's some expert tips
to help your flow...

Break it down, MC Rick!

While hot water is best suited
for disinfecting your
dirty clothes and towels,

the high temperature
can shrink, fade, or otherwise
damage your fabrics.

Cold water is not only...

♪ Okay, now all our
clothes are clean

♪ So let's take 'em all
out of the machine

♪ Clean shirt, check
Clean socks, check

♪ Clean Batman suit, check
The other sock... ♪

Wait. Batman suit?

CHORUS:
♪ Batman!

This must be a mistake.

Oh, my gosh, it even has
a fully-stocked utility belt!



Princess, I think we should
leave the suit
where we found it.

We don't wanna anger Batman.

Check it out, guys.

I'm Batman.

Wow, sis, you sound
exactly like Batman.

I know, right?
Guess the suit just really
brings it out in me.

That's uncanny!

It's like we're talking
to the real Batman.

Okay, Princess, this has
gone on long enough.

-WOMAN: Oh, no.
- Trouble.

Let me get that
for you, young lady.

Why, thank you
so much, Batman.

Oh, I'm not Batman.

- Or am I?
-No.

- Hello?

-MAN: You have my suit.
-New phone, who dis?

-I'm Batman.
-Who?

You mixed up our laundry.
Give me back my Batsuit.

Sorry, it's a little hard
to hear you.

Let me try... Oops.

Eh, I'm sure he'll call back.

Princess, we really should
return Batman's suit before...

No, Richard. Can't you see?

There's trouble everywhere.

Crime running rampant,
danger in the streets,

people left and right,
and left and right,

in desperate need of help.

In desperate need of Batman.

Wow, what a safe
place to live.

I love you.

Which is why I've decided

to go where
they really need me most,

Frowntown.

-Princess...
-Batman.

Batman,
it's super depressing there.

Exactly.

Master Frown is always
making everyone sad.

But Bat-me can Bat-swoop in
and Bat-stop him.

I'll Bat-save the day.

Well, we should at least
Bat-come with you.

No! Everyone knows
Batman works alone.

-What about Robin?
-Alone!

Bat-grapple away.

Still kinda getting
the hang of this thing.

Alone!

UNIKITTY:
I will protect these streets.

I will strike justice
into the hearts

of trouble-makers
and doo-doo heads.

I am the night.

-Hey. This is Batman.

BATMAN: No, this is Batman.
Give me back my suit.

Ma'am, I still cannot
understand you.

Would you take
a throat lozenge
or something?

-Bat-hang up.

Ha-ha! Get egged, losers.

Yeah-yeah!

Dude.

Master Frown's up to
his old tricks, I see.

-Time for Batman to...

Oh, man, this... Hello?

BATMAN: Okay, it's me again.
Don't hang up.

I took a throat lozenge.
Is this any better?

Can you hear me now?

Look, lady, if this is
some kind of a prank

where you make grunts
and animal noises
into the phone,

it's not funny.
Unsubscribe.

BATMAN: Wait! Stop.
I said don't hang...

Cool.

Aw, sweet, you brought snacks!

What? No. How are eggs snacks?

These eggs are part
of my latest plot
to ruin everyone's day.

I'm gonna hide them
all over Frowntown.

And when they go rotten,

they're gonna
smell really bad!

-Sounds kind of wasteful, bro.

BOTH:
The eggs!

Sorry to scramble
your plans, Frown,

but evil never wins.

Who are you?

Crime's worst nightmare.

And your best friend. Bye!

Dude, do you understand
who you just got foiled by?

That was the Batman!

That's so legit, bro.
Batman is the big leagues.

Big leagues, huh?

That means
I'm the big leagues.

Finally! I gotta
step my game up.

You need a costume, bro.

Yes! A new era
of frowns begins!

BOTH: Let's suit up!

BOTH: Let the word break!

Oh, man, we look awesome!

Yeah, we do.
Big leagues, baby.

Dude.

The perfect crime.

Hi!

I mean, let's plug that leak.

Batarang.

Oh, so awesome!

Batman! Can I have
your Bat-autograph?

Of course, clown friend.

-Yes, Brock, distract the Bat.
-Uh, do what now?

Looks like you got
egg on your face, Bats.

BROCK: Thanks for
the autograph, Batman!

I'm a Bat-failure.

Master Frown's ruining
everybody's day,

and I let him get away.

I mean, you did insist
on going alone, so...

Wait. That's it. I was alone.

But everyone knows
Batman works best
with a full Bat-team.

Why didn't you guys
offer to help?

Uh, pretty sure we did.

We've gotta stop Frown.
Together.

Glad to hear it.

Otherwise, this would have
been a huge waste.

Check it out. Sidekick suits.

ALL: Sidekick suits?

Ooh, I call OG Robin!

Oh, yeah, old school.

I call Lady Robin!

Also known as Robin!

I call Nightwing!

Oh, cool.
So we're all being Robins.

No, Nightwing's different.

He's totally a Robin, dude.

Nah-uh. Was a Robin.
Now he's Nightwing.

I shall be Alfred.

Whatever makes you
happy, Rick.

Bat-team away!

-Okay, back it up.
Back it up. There.

Great.

Now, Mega Ostrich,
lay your mega egg.

Ha-ha! Perfect.

When this big boy goes rotten,

Frowntown's gonna turn into
the stinkiest place
on the planet!

-Huh?

Glad you brought
an egg, Master Frown,

'cause you're toast.

Bat-team, assemble.

Oh, so many Robins!

-HAWKODILE: I'm Nightwing!
-Alfred!

I'm not afraid of you, Batman.

You and your Robins
and old grandpa butler

are no match for my
giant rotten egg! Mwah!

Batman, according to
my Lady Robin sensors,

we've only got minutes
before that egg goes rotten!

Don't worry, bird sister,
we'll stop this stink.

You guys get rid of the egg,
I'll handle Frown.

You're not the only one
with gadgets.

You're scrambled, egg!

Nightwing ninja!
Ooh!

Let OG Robin handle this.

With some
groovy circus skills.

I'll run my Lady Robin laser!
Also known as a normal laser!

Alfred saves the day.

Thanks, Bat-butler.

I'll save you, Mister Frown!

Unnecessary costume change!

I got you, puddin'.

Oops. Butter fingers.

Can't catch me.

Got your nose, Bats.

Ow.

Time to eat
Bat gadgets, Frown.

Batarang!

Frown Cannon!

Bat-bat!

Giant penny!

Four-score-and-seven-years
a-smoke bomb!

Ah! This sucks! Frown Teeth!

Bat Sandwich!

Frown Sink!

Bat Senior Discount Card!

Wait. For real?
Ah, my cornea!

-Bat Teddy!
-Frown Cactus!

-Frown Dump Truck!
-Bat Lave Lamp!

-These for sale?
-BOTH: No!

Give up! There's no Bat-attack
I can't counter, Batman.

Uh-oh. I'm all out of gadgets.

My stinky egg plan's
gonna stink up the whole city
any second.

And there's nothing
you can Bat-do about it.

True. There may be nothing
I can Bat-do about it,

but there is something
I can...

Unikitty-do about it!

Huh?

-Uni-Hug!
-Unikitty?

No!

Unikitty is Batman?

Mind explosion!

You're finished, Frown.

Oh, you may have caught me,

but you'll never stop
the plan I hatched.

Hatched? That's it!

Unikitty, the egg's going to
spoil any second,

but it's too heavy to move!

We don't need to move it.

We just need to
stop it from going rotten.

Use your Robin bird powers
and hatch that egg!

I don't think
that's how Robin works.

Robins, go!

ALL: Hatch! Hatch! Hatch!

Hatch! Hatch! Hatch!

-Hatch!

Yeah, we did it!

-Whoo, it worked!
-I'm a mother!

-Ooh!

Hello?

BATMAN: Can you hear me now?
It's Batman.

Oh, hi, Batman. Glad it's you.

For a while I kept getting
this weird wrong number.

I hope you're not mad
I borrowed your Batsuit.

Nah. You used my Batsuit
for what it was made for.

Kicking bad guy butt.

Even if it was a lame butt
like Master Frown.

-Hey!
-I'll admit, you make
a pretty sweet Batman.

Not nearly
as sweet a Batman as me,

but, like,
you know, B, B-plus.

Wow. Thanks, Batman!

Now give me back my suit!

I've been hiding in this alley all day, and I'm Bat-naked!

Hey, right over here.

Oops. Sorry.
Here you go, Mr. Batman.

Ugh. Finally.

Hey, if you're ever in Gotham,
hit me up.

You know how to call me.

ALL: Whoa!

Lame. I can't believe
I wasn't even
fighting the real Batman.

-Ow! Ow! Brock, untie me! Ow!

No way, man.

This is the coolest thing
I've seen in my whole life.

Nice job, Bat-team.