Uncle from Another World (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Episode #1.8 - full transcript
I am the Hero chosen by fate...
THE SHINING CRUSADER
I am..
Alicia Edelcia
Oww!
What!?
The sword! Don't stab it in!
The ground is hard! Idiot!
sorrry!
Huh! sorry.
Hell shredder zwei...
Ah geez, He liked it enough to named it..
S...sorry! I'm am super sorry, Edgar
There you have it - The Legendery Hero Party
She's kowtowing
I never wanted to see a hero kowtow
So, you guys have been heroes this whole time
Even back at the winter thanksgiving?
been adventuring for
like six months now..
What? They are that green!?
They're total rookies!
How did they become heroes..?
Excuse me, may I?
ICURAS ELRAN
Waaaa
They repelled an army of fifty thousand goblins and other monters!
Who were they!?
They subjugated a nightmarish menace that threated Dold- No, The whole kingdom
Who were they!?
Yes praise it! Praise the birth of The legendary hero!!
Waaaaaaaaa!
Look, None of us remember
what happed back then, Damn It!
Hero-sama, Bless us with your words!
Huh! eh..
M-may ALL be as GOD guides IT!
She said it.
Of course, Alicia's
party got all the credit
for that army of goblin
uncle slew before..
But, Gotta say, This picture-in-picture thing is kinda jarring though.
Ah, now i get it!
Wh-What is this magic?
Ah, hey
Kuroki, you reconstructed the Luvaldram barrier before, right..?
ALICIA ARC - THE END
Wait.. no
That totally wasn't you right?
Don't worry, I know all about making too much name for youtself.
I can keep a secret..! hee-hee-hee
That's how I ended up
working with the holy hero,
Shining crusader Alicia
and her party for a bit.
...There it is
The labyrinth of
deep darkness...
We've finally made it.
Huh.. Is this dungeon really exiciting to you guys?
Yes. Back when we were kids, we promised that one day all come here together.
But the labyrinth is a highly difficult A-Rank
Dungeon, So the Adventurers' guild wouldn't grant
us permission to explore it. Once I got the hero
title, though, I got access to A-Rank Dungeons
HM? Hold on let me see.
ICURAS ELRAN
Waaah! my sparky waaand!!
Alicia, Don't cry!!
We'll make it upto you one
day. We'll give you the legendary
"Wand of Salvation" that
the prelate told us about!
Yeah, Let go to the Labyrinth of the deep darkness and get it ourselves when we grow up!
Yeeeeeee!
Oh, My gosh, they're so..so teeny
Aw! Ow!?
Yeesh, you are loud!
That hurt!....that hurt!
I'm supposed to be the big sister of the group!!
You two used to follow me around like pair of ducklings!!
Yeah because you were walking disaster and someone had to keep an eye on you..
I can't count how many times you
would be dead if we weren't saving you
from walking off cliffs and strolling
into forest with brown bears..!
Huuuh!?
Now I get it..
Hold up!
What is it?
BAHAMALION SLADRACH
REGSUULD STAGGA
STAGGA MAGNA
Ah, is that it?
That must have been a quick back to the entrance once you reached the end.
Hora, you got it.
Huh
yes
Ah!
We did it...
Ah! sorry
ICURAS CUORA
May I ask why?
ICURUS CUORA
Rgh!
What the hell uncle!?
Seriously, What the hell was that!?
Look, I wanted them
to go through the
dungeon and earn
the reward properly.
But, What I did was
equivalent of using a
cheat code to skip
straight to the ending.
He is dragging them!!
Then, the group and I cleared the dungeon normally..
OH! This is the wand of salvation.
That was nice!
I thought it was gonna be worse when i saw him erase their memories.
Wh..
Now, hold on uncle!
Why would you erase it again!?
It felt to me like the true
ending for them would be if
they cleared the dungeon
on their own, without my help..
So i was going to erase my involvement from their memories
It's so pretty.
Thank you..!
Edgar..
Raiga..
Kuroki.
The four of us spent this day together..
and I am sure..
I'll never forget it.
Yeah, for sure.
Mm
It was an adventure, Huh?
okay then..
Oie, Where are you going?
The capital.
I have some business there
But we haven't clamied the bounty in Shaleg for slaying the stabber beast yet.
You can pay he later...
Huh "Later"!
Well, um, at least take this!
Healing Spellcards...!?
Consider it your share!
Yeah. I could use them. Thanks!
Huh!
Anyway you get the idea!
That was.. actuall kinda cool.
You were cold as ice there, uncle.
Yeah..
You gotta keep a cool head when dangerous battle are your profession.
I learned that from Shinrei
Jusatsushi Taroumaru,
where you play as a
professional curse-killer.
Ther it is..!
If it wasn't for this part.
The sun's really bright out today.
The ventilation's fine, But, this room..
OH! You think?
True. Being in a room without AC during the summer is like a blast from the past.
Hm?
You didn't even get fans in middle and high school classrooms, right?
Huh!
What? No, our classrooms had ACs. Right?
* This varies by region.
Yeah
Really? Back in my days...
Heh heh
Oh, just, you don't say thinks like "Back in my days" very often.
Was is really like that back then.
Used to be most days kids getting hard paddling.
Really!?
They don't touch you but still give you nasty verbal abuse.
That is enough uncle...
Let's move from this god-awful topic.
Oh.. Okay!
ICURAS ELRAN
Heck yeah!!
Are isekai fantasies a coping mechanish for Takafumi?
He had it rough when his parents got divorced in middle school.
Grr! Vile orc! you will get nothin from me!
I wasn't asking you.
ICURAS SLADRACH
CAPTAIN!
I see...
So it's church that's authorized to declare heroes.
The main nominator was Prelate Zernezgan.
Ooh, and he's having a
Clandestine meeting with the
commander-in-cheif of the
army at your HQ right now?
Damn you!
You were a big help.
WARGRENT SLADSELD
Why did you come to capital then?
Kingdom of Lucidion
Capital of Ragligram
It was about Alicia's group.
HQ
ROYAL ARMY CENTRAL INSTALLATION
They got granted a
title way beyond their
abilities. They were
clearly way over their heads.
Allow me to express my deepest gratitude for your generosity.
Prelate Karn Zernegan
But our mounting cathedral construction expenses are far more pressing matter tome.
But,..
Adjutant Miller Greyler
If the situation
becomes a critical, it
can be covered by
increasing military spending.
Once there is a crisis
sufficient to kill hero, ministry
Royal Army Commander-In-Cheif, Ricardo Markfeld
of finance will be forced to
increase military spending.
When I heard they used
their hero status to get to
dangerous dungeon I expected
them to make themselves useful.
..Ah, so that what going on.
Rgh.. Who are you!?
Aggravating a national
crisis, then lining
your pockets with the
extra military income...
That's what you were using those three for..
Un.. Unhand him!
ICURAS ELRAN
Wh..
Commander! It's Goblin legion!
Is that me.?
Goblins are presently proceeding at the foot of Mount Dold.
It's seems three adventures came to stop it.
Adventurers?
Yes, but they are just teenagers and don't have enough strength.
Give those three adventurers assignment to slay goblins.
Now I get it.
So you were using them as disposable pawns even then
They knew the risk when they
signed up to be adventurers.
So I gave them what they signed up for.
What's wrong with that?
That jerk actually defending himself!
Yes they knew adventuring was a risky profession.
But dispatching them without telling it's certain death is just playing dirty.
And after surviving that experience, he was tring to have them killed again.
That's not remotly okay.
It's....
The superior modern value trope!
Wielding your modern societal values as
a cudgel to smackk down uppity otherworld
natives with medieval views on human
rights you crush the other's side logic..!!
That's a guy worth smacking down!!
What's wrong with that, you ask?
Well...
...Uh..
It's not.. fair..
UNCLE!?
..it's like if a young twenty-something
person who's has never
worked got suddenly smacked by
some corporate big-shot or something..
Commander!
Foul orc!
Save him!
Seize him.
ZAKTOLA CATOLPH
It's a transformation magic?
Get back!
I was in pretty tight spot there..
..so i got out of it by transforming into most powerful creature i knew.
The most powerful..?
What could it be..?
Uh..
Who!?
Eh... who?
Don't panic.
It's just a rare species of orc,
nothing mo..
Uh, seriously.. who is this!?
It's Tabuchi sensei.
My year two middleschool homeroom teacher.
Never heard of him..!
He is seriously powerful in debate..
He's a terrifying monster, but I called his strength..
Did you just..
hey..
(90's teacher's language)
Yes sir!
See that? Totally out debated
Debating..?
Please just stop!
Yes the commander made a coldhearted decision!
But it was for a reason!
Eleven years ago..there was a village
Greyler, Don't..
toward my village a massive goblin legion was advancing
Yes sir..
As you can see, He shut their arguments down 100%
This dude is overpowered in debates..
So this is the power of 90's teacher..!?
Are you satisfied.?
Look.. our military budget as it is won't defend the kingdom against threats.
Ever since the venom dragon slaying three year ago,
..extraordinary things have been happening all over the continent..
the blaze dragon was slain.. someone attempted to destroy the luvaldram barrier..
...the mass movement of goblin legion..!!
Do you expect me to just shrug that off!?
uncle.. it's you...
This all startes beacause of you, uncle..!!
yes, it's true
I couldn't bring myself
to smack him after that,
not even with tabuchi
sensei's thought patterns..
Ooh!
It's her.
The living legend!
The legend's guardian and wielder both!
The god freezing sleeping beauty!
Mabel Rayvel-dono
Suffocate by my icy blade and go to..sleep
Go awaaay!
Oh sorry to pause there. Let's keep going.
Sure thing.
RAYBELIO YUUL ELRAN!
RAYBELIO YUUL ELRAN.
Ohh!
Get him, Mabel-dono!
Go Guardian knight-dono.
They are really going at it..
That's the realness of the isekai!
Uh, not exactly.
We're. over there
Go you now, Mabel!
Wooolf!
What!?
Then what's the fight!?
It's a spell that create a illusion from ice.
When i saw what mabel was going for, I mimicked it on the spot.
Wild talker is seriously no joke.
By the way, what are you doing here?
I've become the knight of the kingdom.
Ooh..! awesome.
I get salary and full
benefits. Turns out
adventuring is for
chumps. Total chumps
What was I doing wasting all time worrying about my future?
You should make your way up the ladder to where I am, Wolf-kun.
She's ego tripping..!!
The NEET got a job and now on a complete ego trip..!
Eh..
How did you get it?
Why are you calling her -san?
Oh, I got mistaken
for a beast while I was
sleeping out in the open
because of the beast robe.
Some royal knight out on a patrol tried to hunt me, right?
I turned the hunt back
around with my guard ice blade,
and they were so impressed
they hired me on spot.
Getting in the same way might be teensy bit difficult for you, Wolf-kun.
Yikes.
Now, what do we do about that?
Easy!
I win the fight, then you change your ways and decide to work for me.
I'll get a pay raise.
And you'll get knighthood!
You want me to throw a fight?
It's not even a fight right. It's a GAME!
GAME!
That's even more of a reason to take it seriously.
You've got two losses on you record.
Come on... you know you want to.
Why do you want to beat me so badly...?
We...we spent a night sharing a bed together!
Don't you think Mabel-chan's at least a little cute!?
Hm? Of course you're cute,Mabel.
Now I get it.
But.. How did you see through my illusions?
How could we not?
I never imagined you were infiltrating our ranks as a spy for the dark orc...!
What no...
Alright fine. In that case..
Give me one good reason
why a member of the illustrious
ice clan would be sleeping
out in the open like a pauper!
Goodbye, Job!!
You can't. Can you? Because you're..
What's she doing!.?
Turning on her friend?
Raffald!
What're you doing orc?
Commander! Stay back!
KUROCHELGID RIOLRAN
What was.. I.. just!?
Magic that governs the soul and bodies of the living is..
Holy magic!
It was you prelate!
You were using holy magic to impose you will and control her!
You actually severed my high level mind spurring control magic...
You really are dark orc..!
What were you going to do once you had Mavel under control?
What else? Kill you to silence you for..
You were going to do some thing lewd, weren't you?
Look..
You want to get a girl bound and helpless, then lick her cheek...!
What!?
His idea of lewd is so outdated..!!
Stay with me..
The wound...
A healing spell card!?
Commander.
You hear this?
Is this dirty old man really the guy you want to work with?
No! All I want is to save people soul!
I get that you're willing to get your hands dirty to safeguard your land.
But does it really have to be your first resort?
You're blessed with all
these people who look
upto you. Don't you
trust in their abilities?
Commander!
Let's call this of!
I agree! Let's call off!
It's been hard watching you lately, Commander!
You've benn clearly brooding since around the time hero got named!!
Stop it!
It's not cool.
Let's stop!
You guys...!
But...
I set them up to die,
I committed myself to heartlessness..!
Even if they did survive
...it' late for self indulgent drivel.
It's not too late at all, sir!
Let's change course and turn back, commander!!
Yes sir..
Hooray!!
That educational experience..!!
What an educational experience..!!
Y-You can't!
How will you protect the country without budget!?
I'll help.
If any threat shows up, shout my name into the void.
The spirits will make sure i hear it.
My name is...
Wait.
I'm Ricardo Markfeld.
I'm Amega Shira Mansaku.
Wolfgun Blood?
I'm Wolfgun Blood.
That was close..!!
He was about to make them shout a ridiculous name into the void...
Grr..
You would ally yourselves with an orc over me!?
You can't renegeon our agreement..
ZAKTOLA CATOLPH
...!!Another transformation!?
Your petty bluffs won't help you with me!!
...the Blaze Dragon..?
Commander Markfeld
If you see those three, apologize to them personally.
They'll probably forgive you.
Mega Dragon shifting magic...
Uncle!!
Dude, that was incredible
Th..That was cool!!
Yes.
It's important to let the undead hero
rampage and pop parasite bombs when
you need help. You should always
remember you have allies to turn to..!
Right..
Well at least that wrapped up nice and neatly..
Mabel-san...!!
The memory spirit even translate the onscreen text..
It's like an anime overseas.
Ooh. That's a nice brezee.
..Is it just me or is it still way too bright out?
Takafumi!?
Hmm..
Whoa..
Wh-What the heck..!?
Hmm..
That magic. Did you do something to cause this?
Huh? I mean, I borrowed magic from you at the college campus
Oh yeah!! Quick Casting!
I can pull off shortened
spell incantations! That lets
you ki-uh, subdue opponents
way more efficiently..
That's it.
That was the first day i introduced you to the spirits.
If you start making high-handed
demand like, "And make it quick,
Thanks-Bye," The first day you meet
of course they won't take kindly to that.
The wind spirit blows air..
The light spirit makes it bright..
The form spirit changes you into Draco-human..
The form spirit seems kind of excessive, don't you think?
I've got this, Fujimiya-san.
ZAKTOLA CATOLPH
Sub by: u/flyingpussyfeet
THE SHINING CRUSADER
I am..
Alicia Edelcia
Oww!
What!?
The sword! Don't stab it in!
The ground is hard! Idiot!
sorrry!
Huh! sorry.
Hell shredder zwei...
Ah geez, He liked it enough to named it..
S...sorry! I'm am super sorry, Edgar
There you have it - The Legendery Hero Party
She's kowtowing
I never wanted to see a hero kowtow
So, you guys have been heroes this whole time
Even back at the winter thanksgiving?
been adventuring for
like six months now..
What? They are that green!?
They're total rookies!
How did they become heroes..?
Excuse me, may I?
ICURAS ELRAN
Waaaa
They repelled an army of fifty thousand goblins and other monters!
Who were they!?
They subjugated a nightmarish menace that threated Dold- No, The whole kingdom
Who were they!?
Yes praise it! Praise the birth of The legendary hero!!
Waaaaaaaaa!
Look, None of us remember
what happed back then, Damn It!
Hero-sama, Bless us with your words!
Huh! eh..
M-may ALL be as GOD guides IT!
She said it.
Of course, Alicia's
party got all the credit
for that army of goblin
uncle slew before..
But, Gotta say, This picture-in-picture thing is kinda jarring though.
Ah, now i get it!
Wh-What is this magic?
Ah, hey
Kuroki, you reconstructed the Luvaldram barrier before, right..?
ALICIA ARC - THE END
Wait.. no
That totally wasn't you right?
Don't worry, I know all about making too much name for youtself.
I can keep a secret..! hee-hee-hee
That's how I ended up
working with the holy hero,
Shining crusader Alicia
and her party for a bit.
...There it is
The labyrinth of
deep darkness...
We've finally made it.
Huh.. Is this dungeon really exiciting to you guys?
Yes. Back when we were kids, we promised that one day all come here together.
But the labyrinth is a highly difficult A-Rank
Dungeon, So the Adventurers' guild wouldn't grant
us permission to explore it. Once I got the hero
title, though, I got access to A-Rank Dungeons
HM? Hold on let me see.
ICURAS ELRAN
Waaah! my sparky waaand!!
Alicia, Don't cry!!
We'll make it upto you one
day. We'll give you the legendary
"Wand of Salvation" that
the prelate told us about!
Yeah, Let go to the Labyrinth of the deep darkness and get it ourselves when we grow up!
Yeeeeeee!
Oh, My gosh, they're so..so teeny
Aw! Ow!?
Yeesh, you are loud!
That hurt!....that hurt!
I'm supposed to be the big sister of the group!!
You two used to follow me around like pair of ducklings!!
Yeah because you were walking disaster and someone had to keep an eye on you..
I can't count how many times you
would be dead if we weren't saving you
from walking off cliffs and strolling
into forest with brown bears..!
Huuuh!?
Now I get it..
Hold up!
What is it?
BAHAMALION SLADRACH
REGSUULD STAGGA
STAGGA MAGNA
Ah, is that it?
That must have been a quick back to the entrance once you reached the end.
Hora, you got it.
Huh
yes
Ah!
We did it...
Ah! sorry
ICURAS CUORA
May I ask why?
ICURUS CUORA
Rgh!
What the hell uncle!?
Seriously, What the hell was that!?
Look, I wanted them
to go through the
dungeon and earn
the reward properly.
But, What I did was
equivalent of using a
cheat code to skip
straight to the ending.
He is dragging them!!
Then, the group and I cleared the dungeon normally..
OH! This is the wand of salvation.
That was nice!
I thought it was gonna be worse when i saw him erase their memories.
Wh..
Now, hold on uncle!
Why would you erase it again!?
It felt to me like the true
ending for them would be if
they cleared the dungeon
on their own, without my help..
So i was going to erase my involvement from their memories
It's so pretty.
Thank you..!
Edgar..
Raiga..
Kuroki.
The four of us spent this day together..
and I am sure..
I'll never forget it.
Yeah, for sure.
Mm
It was an adventure, Huh?
okay then..
Oie, Where are you going?
The capital.
I have some business there
But we haven't clamied the bounty in Shaleg for slaying the stabber beast yet.
You can pay he later...
Huh "Later"!
Well, um, at least take this!
Healing Spellcards...!?
Consider it your share!
Yeah. I could use them. Thanks!
Huh!
Anyway you get the idea!
That was.. actuall kinda cool.
You were cold as ice there, uncle.
Yeah..
You gotta keep a cool head when dangerous battle are your profession.
I learned that from Shinrei
Jusatsushi Taroumaru,
where you play as a
professional curse-killer.
Ther it is..!
If it wasn't for this part.
The sun's really bright out today.
The ventilation's fine, But, this room..
OH! You think?
True. Being in a room without AC during the summer is like a blast from the past.
Hm?
You didn't even get fans in middle and high school classrooms, right?
Huh!
What? No, our classrooms had ACs. Right?
* This varies by region.
Yeah
Really? Back in my days...
Heh heh
Oh, just, you don't say thinks like "Back in my days" very often.
Was is really like that back then.
Used to be most days kids getting hard paddling.
Really!?
They don't touch you but still give you nasty verbal abuse.
That is enough uncle...
Let's move from this god-awful topic.
Oh.. Okay!
ICURAS ELRAN
Heck yeah!!
Are isekai fantasies a coping mechanish for Takafumi?
He had it rough when his parents got divorced in middle school.
Grr! Vile orc! you will get nothin from me!
I wasn't asking you.
ICURAS SLADRACH
CAPTAIN!
I see...
So it's church that's authorized to declare heroes.
The main nominator was Prelate Zernezgan.
Ooh, and he's having a
Clandestine meeting with the
commander-in-cheif of the
army at your HQ right now?
Damn you!
You were a big help.
WARGRENT SLADSELD
Why did you come to capital then?
Kingdom of Lucidion
Capital of Ragligram
It was about Alicia's group.
HQ
ROYAL ARMY CENTRAL INSTALLATION
They got granted a
title way beyond their
abilities. They were
clearly way over their heads.
Allow me to express my deepest gratitude for your generosity.
Prelate Karn Zernegan
But our mounting cathedral construction expenses are far more pressing matter tome.
But,..
Adjutant Miller Greyler
If the situation
becomes a critical, it
can be covered by
increasing military spending.
Once there is a crisis
sufficient to kill hero, ministry
Royal Army Commander-In-Cheif, Ricardo Markfeld
of finance will be forced to
increase military spending.
When I heard they used
their hero status to get to
dangerous dungeon I expected
them to make themselves useful.
..Ah, so that what going on.
Rgh.. Who are you!?
Aggravating a national
crisis, then lining
your pockets with the
extra military income...
That's what you were using those three for..
Un.. Unhand him!
ICURAS ELRAN
Wh..
Commander! It's Goblin legion!
Is that me.?
Goblins are presently proceeding at the foot of Mount Dold.
It's seems three adventures came to stop it.
Adventurers?
Yes, but they are just teenagers and don't have enough strength.
Give those three adventurers assignment to slay goblins.
Now I get it.
So you were using them as disposable pawns even then
They knew the risk when they
signed up to be adventurers.
So I gave them what they signed up for.
What's wrong with that?
That jerk actually defending himself!
Yes they knew adventuring was a risky profession.
But dispatching them without telling it's certain death is just playing dirty.
And after surviving that experience, he was tring to have them killed again.
That's not remotly okay.
It's....
The superior modern value trope!
Wielding your modern societal values as
a cudgel to smackk down uppity otherworld
natives with medieval views on human
rights you crush the other's side logic..!!
That's a guy worth smacking down!!
What's wrong with that, you ask?
Well...
...Uh..
It's not.. fair..
UNCLE!?
..it's like if a young twenty-something
person who's has never
worked got suddenly smacked by
some corporate big-shot or something..
Commander!
Foul orc!
Save him!
Seize him.
ZAKTOLA CATOLPH
It's a transformation magic?
Get back!
I was in pretty tight spot there..
..so i got out of it by transforming into most powerful creature i knew.
The most powerful..?
What could it be..?
Uh..
Who!?
Eh... who?
Don't panic.
It's just a rare species of orc,
nothing mo..
Uh, seriously.. who is this!?
It's Tabuchi sensei.
My year two middleschool homeroom teacher.
Never heard of him..!
He is seriously powerful in debate..
He's a terrifying monster, but I called his strength..
Did you just..
hey..
(90's teacher's language)
Yes sir!
See that? Totally out debated
Debating..?
Please just stop!
Yes the commander made a coldhearted decision!
But it was for a reason!
Eleven years ago..there was a village
Greyler, Don't..
toward my village a massive goblin legion was advancing
Yes sir..
As you can see, He shut their arguments down 100%
This dude is overpowered in debates..
So this is the power of 90's teacher..!?
Are you satisfied.?
Look.. our military budget as it is won't defend the kingdom against threats.
Ever since the venom dragon slaying three year ago,
..extraordinary things have been happening all over the continent..
the blaze dragon was slain.. someone attempted to destroy the luvaldram barrier..
...the mass movement of goblin legion..!!
Do you expect me to just shrug that off!?
uncle.. it's you...
This all startes beacause of you, uncle..!!
yes, it's true
I couldn't bring myself
to smack him after that,
not even with tabuchi
sensei's thought patterns..
Ooh!
It's her.
The living legend!
The legend's guardian and wielder both!
The god freezing sleeping beauty!
Mabel Rayvel-dono
Suffocate by my icy blade and go to..sleep
Go awaaay!
Oh sorry to pause there. Let's keep going.
Sure thing.
RAYBELIO YUUL ELRAN!
RAYBELIO YUUL ELRAN.
Ohh!
Get him, Mabel-dono!
Go Guardian knight-dono.
They are really going at it..
That's the realness of the isekai!
Uh, not exactly.
We're. over there
Go you now, Mabel!
Wooolf!
What!?
Then what's the fight!?
It's a spell that create a illusion from ice.
When i saw what mabel was going for, I mimicked it on the spot.
Wild talker is seriously no joke.
By the way, what are you doing here?
I've become the knight of the kingdom.
Ooh..! awesome.
I get salary and full
benefits. Turns out
adventuring is for
chumps. Total chumps
What was I doing wasting all time worrying about my future?
You should make your way up the ladder to where I am, Wolf-kun.
She's ego tripping..!!
The NEET got a job and now on a complete ego trip..!
Eh..
How did you get it?
Why are you calling her -san?
Oh, I got mistaken
for a beast while I was
sleeping out in the open
because of the beast robe.
Some royal knight out on a patrol tried to hunt me, right?
I turned the hunt back
around with my guard ice blade,
and they were so impressed
they hired me on spot.
Getting in the same way might be teensy bit difficult for you, Wolf-kun.
Yikes.
Now, what do we do about that?
Easy!
I win the fight, then you change your ways and decide to work for me.
I'll get a pay raise.
And you'll get knighthood!
You want me to throw a fight?
It's not even a fight right. It's a GAME!
GAME!
That's even more of a reason to take it seriously.
You've got two losses on you record.
Come on... you know you want to.
Why do you want to beat me so badly...?
We...we spent a night sharing a bed together!
Don't you think Mabel-chan's at least a little cute!?
Hm? Of course you're cute,Mabel.
Now I get it.
But.. How did you see through my illusions?
How could we not?
I never imagined you were infiltrating our ranks as a spy for the dark orc...!
What no...
Alright fine. In that case..
Give me one good reason
why a member of the illustrious
ice clan would be sleeping
out in the open like a pauper!
Goodbye, Job!!
You can't. Can you? Because you're..
What's she doing!.?
Turning on her friend?
Raffald!
What're you doing orc?
Commander! Stay back!
KUROCHELGID RIOLRAN
What was.. I.. just!?
Magic that governs the soul and bodies of the living is..
Holy magic!
It was you prelate!
You were using holy magic to impose you will and control her!
You actually severed my high level mind spurring control magic...
You really are dark orc..!
What were you going to do once you had Mavel under control?
What else? Kill you to silence you for..
You were going to do some thing lewd, weren't you?
Look..
You want to get a girl bound and helpless, then lick her cheek...!
What!?
His idea of lewd is so outdated..!!
Stay with me..
The wound...
A healing spell card!?
Commander.
You hear this?
Is this dirty old man really the guy you want to work with?
No! All I want is to save people soul!
I get that you're willing to get your hands dirty to safeguard your land.
But does it really have to be your first resort?
You're blessed with all
these people who look
upto you. Don't you
trust in their abilities?
Commander!
Let's call this of!
I agree! Let's call off!
It's been hard watching you lately, Commander!
You've benn clearly brooding since around the time hero got named!!
Stop it!
It's not cool.
Let's stop!
You guys...!
But...
I set them up to die,
I committed myself to heartlessness..!
Even if they did survive
...it' late for self indulgent drivel.
It's not too late at all, sir!
Let's change course and turn back, commander!!
Yes sir..
Hooray!!
That educational experience..!!
What an educational experience..!!
Y-You can't!
How will you protect the country without budget!?
I'll help.
If any threat shows up, shout my name into the void.
The spirits will make sure i hear it.
My name is...
Wait.
I'm Ricardo Markfeld.
I'm Amega Shira Mansaku.
Wolfgun Blood?
I'm Wolfgun Blood.
That was close..!!
He was about to make them shout a ridiculous name into the void...
Grr..
You would ally yourselves with an orc over me!?
You can't renegeon our agreement..
ZAKTOLA CATOLPH
...!!Another transformation!?
Your petty bluffs won't help you with me!!
...the Blaze Dragon..?
Commander Markfeld
If you see those three, apologize to them personally.
They'll probably forgive you.
Mega Dragon shifting magic...
Uncle!!
Dude, that was incredible
Th..That was cool!!
Yes.
It's important to let the undead hero
rampage and pop parasite bombs when
you need help. You should always
remember you have allies to turn to..!
Right..
Well at least that wrapped up nice and neatly..
Mabel-san...!!
The memory spirit even translate the onscreen text..
It's like an anime overseas.
Ooh. That's a nice brezee.
..Is it just me or is it still way too bright out?
Takafumi!?
Hmm..
Whoa..
Wh-What the heck..!?
Hmm..
That magic. Did you do something to cause this?
Huh? I mean, I borrowed magic from you at the college campus
Oh yeah!! Quick Casting!
I can pull off shortened
spell incantations! That lets
you ki-uh, subdue opponents
way more efficiently..
That's it.
That was the first day i introduced you to the spirits.
If you start making high-handed
demand like, "And make it quick,
Thanks-Bye," The first day you meet
of course they won't take kindly to that.
The wind spirit blows air..
The light spirit makes it bright..
The form spirit changes you into Draco-human..
The form spirit seems kind of excessive, don't you think?
I've got this, Fujimiya-san.
ZAKTOLA CATOLPH
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