UnREAL (2015–2018): Season 2, Episode 5 - Infiltration - full transcript

As Rachel and Coleman begin to develop feelings for eachother, they begin to take their relationship to a different level. As they discuss their dreams, goals and future business opportunities together, Coleman asks Rachel to attend the Impact Awards with him. Since Quinn is usually the one to go, Rachel sees this as the perfect time to pitch shows to the "big" guys. Quinn does something out of line, but she is trying to prove a point. Though the outcome may not be what she expected

Jeremy and I have
really started talking about

leaving the business and getting out.


Don't go running off with Jeremy

because he's the only person who asked.

Run away with me.

I know, Rach, about Adam.

How many times are you gonna
make me look like a fool

in front of these people?

- Oh, my God.
- Don't do it.

That's, uh... That's Hot Rachel.

- So, this is the party truck, huh?
- You found it.

Why don't you give me a tour?

This season, our
suitor is more well-known.

Ladies, are you ready? Darius Beck!

Oh, my God. You like him.

I went on a paleolithic
lifestyle retreat.

And, uh, this show is my kingdom.

"Everlasting" was my idea.

Who's in charge here?

- I am.
- I am.

My two bosses are at
each other's throats.

Coleman Wasserman.

He is the one in charge now.

You gave me the showrunner job
and essentially took it away.

So you stabbed me in the back.

Between you and me, we can make shows

that actually mean something.

You're the love of my life.

I have a baby now. I'm responsible now.

You're under arrest for kidnapping

and child endangerment.

Okay, what part about, "Let
me out before we get here"

did you have a hard time understanding?

What? You don't want to drive
to work with the boss

in his new, totally unearned,

utterly gauche, and
offensive British sports car?

- No, I didn't.
- Hey, come on.

We run the mother ship of this network.

I'm saying you got to own it.

Stake your flag.

Don't do this again.

Riding to work with the boss.

Only four episodes deep.

Oh, Rach, I think you got

a little bit of Quinn on your shoe.

Okay, I was running the show for Quinn.

I'm running it for Coleman.

Goldberg, you're sleeping
with the showrunner.

Own it.

Oh, my God.

Babe, did you actually
shoot this with a gun?

This is hilarious.

You're sleeping with a contestant.

And you could get kicked off for
this, by the way, young lady.


After you slept with the
suitor all last season?

You did what?

What's behind your back?

Should I come take a look at it?

I think I should. Let me see it.

Hand it to me right now.


Yep, right through my eye. That's nice.

Okay. Go. Hair and makeup.


See you later, sweetie. Go ahead.

This is wrong, okay?

I'm not a 19-year-old Instagram bimbo.

I am a boss. This is not what it...

My God.

You are a vision.

And you're back.

- Who bailed you out?
- Oh. Jeremy.

Oh. Well, he clearly knows
where his bread is buttered.

How was jail?

Uh, it was hard, really hard.

A lot of drunks, losers...
a lot of puke.

Those are your people,
Chet, so get used to it.

Um, I just wanted to say...

What? You want to apologize?

Beg for my forgiveness?

Commit hari-kari on my rug? Go for it.

I-I wanted to say that...

That everything I said
before the cops came...

That was... that was the truth.

Well, other than the whole
"I stole my baby" thing?

Yeah. Other than that.

Take it off.

I meant it, Quinn.

You're the love of my life.

Chet, stop.

You're embarrassing yourself, okay?

If you haven't noticed, I'm busy.

I have the Impact Awards tonight, okay?

I'm gonna corner John Booth,
and I'm going to produce him

into letting me run one of his networks.

Quinn TV.

Please. John Booth.

Why is it that everybody who makes

a billion dollars in some other industry

thinks they can run ours?

He's a douche.

Well, he could be.

On the plus side, he's not you, Chet.

And, uh, that's the
best thing about him.


Take it off.

Come on, America. It's sexy time.

It is your chance to
be a part of the action

here on "Everlasting."

Now, tonight, Darius is gonna
take things to the next level

with one lucky lady
who you get to choose.

Of course, we'll be
tabulating your votes

as they come in throughout the show.

Call, text, tweet,

Snapchat, if you will, your votes

for the first overnight
date of the season.

And remember... America, it's
time for your voice to be heard.

Oh, that's garbage.

Jay, what is that crap?

I mean, come on. I wanted
Perrier-Jouet or above.

This is... And that's a cut.


I didn't think you'd be in here.

I kind of like this bunking together.

If you want me to find
somewhere else to work...

What is that?

Oh, nothing.

What is this? Not nothing.

Holy shit, Rachel.

Where did you find this?

I found that in the camera truck.

In the camera... Jeremy?

That's a fire-able offense right there.

You can't fire him because
he's good, and he's very fast.

Did you guys have a thing toge...

I'm not judging you, but
this is cr... I mean...

On a happier note,

you're gonna need a ball gown,

and we're leaving work at 6:00 tonight.

The Impact Awards. That's Quinn's thing.

It's our thing.
Tickets go to the showrunner.

I can't. It feels weird.

More like great and overdue, right?

Do you know who else is gonna be there?


The rest of television,

everyone we're ever gonna want
to work with in our careers.

It's a great opportunity, Rach.

Let's take it.

Welcome back to "Everlasting."

We're at the midway point of the season,

only seven ladies left.

But we have narrowed it down
to your two fan favorites.

Now, of course, Darius
will share a drink with each

and then choose one with
whom he will spend the night.

We have tallied your
millions of votes, America,

and the winners are...

Yael and Dominique.


This is so good!

Thank you.

Oh, wow. Ah!

Where are these people?

What do you want, Rachel?

You're trying to sell Yael and Dominique

as the fan favorites?

Well, yeah, anything's possible

since we don't actually
tally those votes.

I mean, I don't even really know
where that phone number goes.

Okay, but, like, why Dominique?

So Hot Rachel gets the overnight.

I mean, if I gave
Darius an actual choice,

then I wouldn't get what I want.

Okay, well, Darius wants Ruby, FYI.

Of course he does. Madison!

Why are we doing overnights
before the final two?

Uh, because I felt that the show needed

a little more spice...

unless you and Coleman
have a different idea.

Maybe you want to give me some notes?

Where's my stylist?

I don't know.

And where are the Impact tickets?

- I don't have them.
- Well, go get them.

I can't.

- Madison...
- No, actually, she can't.

And why is that?

Because I have them.

See, they're for the showrunner,

and Coleman's the showrunner, so...

Get out.

- Quinn
- Out!

Yeah, that's perfect. That's good.

Hey, Jeremy, you got a second?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up?

- Guys, could you give us a minute?
- Yeah, you bet.

Um, so, I got some
feedback from the network

about our look this year,

- and they have some concerns.
- Really?

Well, what did they say?

Well, they used words

like "flat," "undynamic,"
"not evolving."

What does that even mean?

Did they mention specific
episodes or scenes or anything?

No, nothing specific. More
of a global discussion.

Anyway, I'm gonna bring
on a visual consultant

to kind of course-correct
the department.

- A visual consultant.
- Mm-hmm.

That sounds... That sounds
a lot like a new D.P.

Am I getting fired?

Absolutely not.

In the meantime, though,
for a little while at least,

I'm gonna have you
move to the insert unit.


I started on the insert unit.

Rachel put you up to this?

My relationship with Rachel
is none of your business.

Well, maybe I should quit.

Yeah, well, you always
have that option, don't you?


- You look great.
- Hi.

Um, are you sure about this dress?

It's not too revealing?

I don't think so.

I mean, this is the first overnight.

It's a really big deal, and...
your competition...

Uh, yeah, that's kind of
what I'm talking about.

I don't want Darius to think
I'm trying too hard.

Okay, well, you better try something.

What are you talking about?

They voted for me.


Yeah, well, tonight's about Darius,

and, honestly, the
guy hasn't noticed you.

What? I'm a basketball player.

I'm a foot taller than everyone.

For better or for worse,
Yael made herself known,

so if you really want to stick around...

What should I do?

America has done the difficult work

and narrowed the field
down to Yael and Dominique.

So, what do you say, Darius?

Thank you, America.

Now, obviously,

the final decision is yours, of course,

but to help you, we have
asked Yael and Dominique

to come up with their
very own specialty drink

to give you a little
insight on what an evening

with each one of these
beauties might have in store.

It should be Ruby, and you know it,

after last's week's, like,

beautiful, Nubian
lovefest that I captured.

- Jay...
- No.

You brought her
here for the wrong reasons.

Rach, you thought she'd be gone
in two episodes, but guess what?

What's happening between them is real,

and that in itself is a
beautiful story worth telling.

Okay. So maybe it'll be her.

- How?
- Will you stop?

Seriously, shut up.

Have some faith.

A splash of lime juice, just
a kiss of orange blossom,

three ounces of Cuervo.

There it is...

with raspberries and mint.

I mean, she really is
sex on a stick, isn't she?

- Not bad.

I call it an Uncharted Depth...

Uncharted Depth.

A drink which reveals itself over time.

I'm that way, too.

People often get

the wrong impression
'cause of the way I look,

but I never spend the night with someone

unless I'm truly serious about them.

"America, welcome to my boobs."

- Dominique.
- I don't have

a fancy cocktail for you

because I'm all about
honesty, integrity,

and knowing what you're gonna get.

Ugh! In other words,
a snoozefest in bed.

She looks like a magician.

Simple glass of red wine...
and the truth.

If you're gonna be spending
the night with one of us,

it should probably be the one

who's not sleeping with the crew.

What? What? Wait.

What did she just say? Um...

Excuse me?

- Are you saying she...
- Darius.

You deserve someone who's here

just for you, Darius.

I am here for him.

You got a funny way of showing it.

- Don't listen to this.
- She lied to your face.

- Are you kidding me?
- She's been lying to you.

- Quit this.
- How do you get the nerve...

Jeremy, what are you doing?

What, are you drunk?

Getting there.

This prick demoted me,

so I'm filing a formal complaint.

I'm not sure that's the protocol.

I'm not going back to insert unit, Chet.

I'm not starting over.
It's been five years.

I think I have a way to help us both.


Did you talk to the
network or talk to him or...

No, no. No more shortcuts. Follow me.

I'd be lying if I
said I wasn't disappointed.

Yael, I was really looking forward

to getting a chance to know
you a little better tonight.

But considering what
I've just learned...

I'm pretty sure my
heart wouldn't be in it.

Can I just say, in my defense...

I'm afraid Darius'
decision is final, Yael.

Dominique, I'm sorry,

but it's not going to be you, either.

While I value monogamy and trust,

I'm a big fan of
discretion and fair play,

and you showed neither of those today.

Who the hell is Hot
Rachel sleeping with?

That said, it would be a shame

to let the dream suite go to waste.

I hope America won't mind
if I pick a wild card.

I hate it when they go rogue.


Okay, there you go. Yeah. Yeah.

Stop there.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

- Don't pick her.
- Ruby...

No. Unh-unh.

Do you have plans this evening?

No! No, no, no. Okay,
this is not happening.

Madison, go get Rachel.
Bring her here right now. Go.

No, Madison, don't worry about Rachel.

Hey, uh, could you guys...

Could you guys step outside for one sec?

Everyone, Madison.

Thank you.

Can you put these ladies to bed?

Bitch, please. In my sleep.

I'm going to a gala.

Have fun, Cinderella.

A Darius/Ruby overnight?

I mean, please tell me

that you're the dumb-dumb
who made that happen.

That was all Rachel.

- It was a good idea, too.
- Yeah, okay.

Look, I get that you're upset.

Why don't you go home?

Just take a couple of days, like a week.

You've suffered a loss.

If you had met my father,
you wouldn't call it a loss.

I'm not talking about your father.

She outgrew you.

It happens.

You had to know it eventually would.

You know what? You can just
get out of my control room.

You're pulling all of this
crap just to mess with Rachel.

Be bigger than that. Trust me.

You're gonna get your show
back at the end of the season.

I don't plan on putting down roots here.

So, you got big plans, do you,

for you and your little Chia Pet?

You know, tell me...

If you want to get rid of me so bad,

why don't you just call the network

and have them remove me?

Is it because you
don't have enough juice

or you don't have the balls to do that?

You know, you're awfully
obsessed with my balls.

You should probably look into that.

Featuring Ruby again
after last week's ratings,

- which were crap...
- Right.

Oh, unless you don't know
how to read those e-mails,

you know, the ones with all
the numbers on them and stuff.

10 years from now, maybe 5,

no one's even gonna know
what a broadcast network is.

They won't. We'll be
watching everything online.

So the only thing that matters is,

can you make some noise?

You've been doing the same
thing you've done for 14 seasons.

It's just...

It's not noisy anymore.

I'm sorry, Quinn.

Have a good night.


Find me Wagerstein.

I want Ruby's files in
my hands 10 seconds go.


Oh... I can make some noise.

Okay, that's perfect. So, this
is as far as we're gonna go.

So, I'll come get you in the morning.

We'll do a champagne brunch
and a quick little debrief.

- Sound good?
- Mm-hmm.

All right, cool.

So you want to give us a kiss

before we shut the door?

Oh, my God, that is so beautiful!


Win this bitch.

- You got this.
- Okay.


Okay, no pressure.

Hey, just get me a quick shot of this,

and then we're done, okay?

We don't have to do anything.

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay?

- But I am going to open that.
- Yes, please.

Please do that.

Wait. Hang on.

Just in case.

Oh, you think you're so smart.

But guess who's smarter?


Look, I want to make sure
we're off the grid.

I'm sorry. Um...

Weird shit, right?


Fine. Forget romance.

If Ruby could do

anything she wanted for once

and nobody was watching,

what would it be?





Look, girl, they're gonna think

we're having wild, crazy sex in here.

Oh! Do you really care? Come on.

Just come jump with me.

- Jump.
- Wait. Ah. Um...

I would rather just watch you.

Okay. Your loss.

Whoo! Ooh! I know. I know.

Wait. What the hell, Quinn?

How do you even have
audio in the suitor's room?

Oh, I, uh... I put up four new cameras,

and they seem to be
working pretty damn well.

Yeah, but this is the overnight.

You're breaking the rules.

Actually, those are my rules.

I made them, so I can
break them anytime I want.

What are you trying to do?

Capture this love story.

Right? It's gold, Jay.

You did some really nice
work, so why waste it?

'Cause we can never use any of this.

Well, I mean, our first
black couple falling in love,

making "Everlasting" history?

I don't know, Quinn.

You know, I... I mean, I promised Ruby.

You know, she thinks no one's watching.

You know, you didn't seem
to have a problem last week.

And now it seems like
she might go all the way,

and you're suddenly feeling skittish?

No. That was different.

Oh, okay.

You know, fine.

You can turn the
cameras off if you want.

But, you know, don't blame me

when you're still
wrangling anorexic bimbos

because nobody got
to see your best work.

♪ I'll take you up, up
to where we belong ♪

♪ I'll take you up, up
to where we belong ♪

- Okay. You ready for this?
- Totally.

Wait. Do you know all these people?

Some of them.

The pair in the power glasses there...

They're the head of HBO docs.

- I'm gonna introduce you.
- I love it!

- Middle-aged hottie at the bar...
- Yeah.

She runs scripted at PBS.

And there is John Booth.

Oh, boy. The guy that
just bought our network?

- No, no, no.
- He didn't just buy our network.

He went on a shopping
spree, bought a whole empire.

- Let's go sell him something.
- What are you talking about?

We can't just sell him something.

- We don't have anything to...
- Yes, we can.

That's what I'm talking about.

We put on fancy clothes,
and we just go and...

And what... Lie our ass off?

I was gonna say sell.

These guys... they don't
they don't buy shows.

They buy the people behind the shows,

so we're selling ourselves.

Let's go.

John Booth?

Coleman Wasserman. I'm the
showrunner at "Everlasting."

This is my producing
partner, Rachel Goldberg.



Well, I've got a question for you.

Is Beth Ann going all the way?

'Cause I'd like nothing more

than to see Little Miss
Sweet Home Alabama

bring home a black suitor.

I'm "Everlasting's" biggest fan.

This should really be a...
a sweat lodge.

That's the way we did it at my retreat.

What are you trying to do here, Chet?

Get to the truth.

About what?

Sit down.

We lie to ourselves... all the time.

We're men, so we have
trouble asking for help,

but tonight, we're
gonna help each other.

And it's gonna hurt, but
we're gonna get clarity.

You want to start?

No, you... you... You lead it off.

You show me how it's done.


Cynthia was right.

I stole my kid. I did.

It wasn't a mistake.
It wasn't an accident.

It was my fault, and I got to...

I got to take responsibility
for what I did.

Especially with Quinn.

God, that's intense.


Uh... I got demoted today.


I got fired, actually,

by a network douche bag

who has no idea how
talented I am at my job.

- Mm-hmm.
- And...

That's blame. It's not the truth.

I told you this was gonna hurt.

Try it again.

What J.J. is doing for "Star Wars,"

that's what we're
doing for "Everlasting."

We're rebuilding this franchise

so it can live up to its own headlines.

And we're really hoping just to have,

um, huge ratings with
some social relevance.

The first step black suitor.

That was all Rachel's idea.

I don't want you to think

that it was, like,
some crass ratings grab.

No, no, no, no, no.
It's explosive, timely.

This kind of stuff matters.

You see, to me, television
is a land rush,

and I'm looking for
pioneers who aren't afraid

to go out into the wilderness,

stake a claim to a new
piece of territory,

and then bring in the masses.

If you're looking for pioneers,
why are you talking to them?

By the time they came to town,
the whorehouse had a bidet,

and the saloon had recessed lighting.

John Booth, Quinn King.

Well, well, it's true.

You do fill a room.

Oh, is that what these two
have been saying about me?

Oh, actually, they
haven't mentioned you once.

I did my due diligence.

Mm. Should I be worried?

On the contrary.

Everyone here knows

that you're the true
creator of "Everlasting,"

and in a roomful of
legends, you're a legend.

I can't believe she just showed up here.


Ah, we impressed him earlier.

Don't undo all of that good work by...

I literally want to stab her
in the eyes with lobster forks.

Doing something like that.

Just relax and have a drink. Come on.

- Excuse me.
- Yes.

Two champagnes.

Well, I hope my trolls
didn't harass you.

They don't get out that much.

I'm not easily harassed.

Tell me... What is it like

to be able to buy anything you want?

Well, not... anything.

No, look, it's it's exciting.

It takes the whole concept of fear away.

Look, I really am a
true fan of the show.

I get so much grief about
it down at the cigar club,

but honestly, I've
never missed an episode.

Hmm. Who knew?

So, tell me. What's the
What's the secret?

How do you get that much
crazy into one house?


Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

Hold that thought.


The Eagle has landed.

I repeat... the Eagle has landed.

Um, that just means

that the thing that
you asked me to do...

He landed at the airport.

Okay, I got it, all right?

Just take him to the mansion right away.

Yes, I will be there.

Oh. Here's a fearless idea.

How would you like to come
see the crazy for yourself?


- Yeah.
- I-I'm in.

Shall we?

You know, I didn't even tell my family

that I was dropping out of
school and coming on this show.

You're kidding.

No. I was going to.

I had my little speech
planned and everything.

But I just chickened out.

Well, I'm sure they know now.


I came on this show to make a point.

I never really expected any of this.

Who you are makes a point, Ruby.

I have been going to protests

with my dad since I was 6 years old.

Tiny, little Ruby with a
tiny, little picket sign?

Yeah, but, like, really.

Snaggletooth, Black Power fist,

up on his shoulders.

He's kind of like my hero.

I just don't want to let him down.

I get that.

I do. I get that.

You know, when I go out
there every Sunday and play,

I'm not playing for myself.

I'm playing for my mom, my cousin,

my nieces I'm putting through college,

my nephew I've got working for me now.

That's a lot of pressure.

And sometimes I think,

"What if I didn't play football anymore?

You know, what if... What if I couldn't?

What if I was just a normal guy?"

Can I be totally honest with you?

You better.

I would like that guy even more.

Come here.

Rach, hey, you are never
gonna believe this.

Jay, please tell me that Ruby didn't
back out and cause a total scene.

No, no, no. It's all cool.

It's good. She's doing amazing.

It's like "The Notebook"
for black people.

What? How do you even know that?

Because Quinn put four new cameras

in the suitor's suite.


No. It's all good. Trust me.

It's like... The stuff
between them, Rach...

It's like a miracle.

Not the sex stuff, obviously.

Jay, just lis... Listen to me, okay?

This has nothing to do with sex.

If Quinn put cameras in there,

she is up to something.

No. No, she's not even...

Something is about to happen.
Find out what it is.

♪ That you take control,
that you take control of me ♪

- We have to go.
- Mm.

We have to go. I'm not even kidding.

- What happened?
- I sw... Jay just called me.

Stop doing that!

Then stop taking shortcuts!

What did I tell you?
This was gonna hurt.

You have to do the work.
Own your failings!

- What do you want me to say?!
- Say your damage!

♪ That you take control,
that you take control of me ♪

- Rachel!
- There you go.

My damage is Rachel.

She's a... She's a black hole.
She's a cancer.

- Whose fault is that?
- It's mine.

- Why?
- 'Cause I loved her!

I love her.


Feels good, doesn't it?

It feels like shit.

Where is Ruby?

I want to see my daughter right now.

I'm taking you to my boss... Quinn.

Madison, where are you?

- I can't right now, Jay.
- Right.

What the hell are you doing?
Is something going on?

Ah. Welcome to the inner sanctum.

Mm. Feels like I just
stepped inside your brain.

Quinn, this is a closed set.
What are you doing?

Well, well, well, hello.

Oh, good girl.

Quinn, he's here.

Mm. Oh, buckle up.

- What, it gets better?
- Mm-hmm.

Dr. Carter, welcome.

No, no, no, no. You can't be here.

I have been trying to reach
you people for weeks.

Where's Ruby?

Where's my daughter?

Uh, this is a little awkward, but, um...

What is this?

Oh, my God.


What the hell are you people doing?

This is pornography.

We're never gonna air any of this.

- I mean, there's always a chance.
- Damn it.

- How do I get these things off?
- Where's my daughter?

Tell me now, or I call the police.

Okay, calm down, Dr. Carter.

I'll take you to her right away, okay?

Sit tight. Make us some drinks.

Madison, cameras up
outside my office now.

Cameras up outside of
Quinn's office right now.

Where are you?

It's right this way.


Honestly, you couldn't
keep him out of there?

He was already here before I knew.

What was I... No. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Hey, guys, cameras down.

Guys, let's keep those cameras
down. Guys, cameras down!

- Mr. Carter, stop. Stop. Stop.
- Seriously.

Please stop.

- Ruby. Oh.
- Dad?

Oh, my God.

Please, let's get out of here.

- Your dad?
- What are you doing here?


- What are you doing?
- Get in there. Get in there.

No, don't go in... Don't get in there.

Don't go anywhere. No,
no, no. Stay right there.

Don't go in there. Don't.
Seriously. Yeah, sit there.

You can't help yourself,
can you, Quinn, huh?

I want security down here.

- I want Ruby's dad out of here.
- Fine.

You can shut this down.

And you can produce a sad,
boring little NPR morality play.

Or you can let this be the
great piece of television

- that you know that it is.
- What are you doing?

You know you want to tell that story.

This is who you are, Rachel,
and this is what we love to do.

You're coming with me.

Mr. Carter, step outside, please.

How could you let him in here?

Somebody do something.

I will carry you out of
here on my back if I have to.

- Please.
- Do you have any idea

of the impact this will
have on our foundation?

All right, come on. Let's go.

Rachel, no. No.

Rach, no.

No, no, no, no, no. I said
get that camera out of here!

No. Get out. Get out. Get
that camera out of here.

17 million people will be watching this.

- Keep this cool. Keep it cool, okay?
- Get them out of here.

You go ahead. Tell your daughter
what you want her to hear.

You've worked so hard... MENSA at 16,

Phi Beta Kappa for this?

- None of that's changed.
- It's all changed.

Whenever someone Googles you now,

the first thing that'll
come up is this show.

Daddy, I came on this show to have

a wider platform for
what we're trying to say.

Then how did you end up here?

I fell in love.

Oh, my God.

Love after four weeks on a reality show?

What the hell's gotten into you?

He's a pro football player, Ruby.

- I make $40 million a year.
- Dad, you don't even know him.

I know all I need to know.
Bitch, please.

Dad, you're making a fool of yourself.

No, he is!

To be where he is, in his position,

and not doing more for his people.

- Dr. Carter...
- Please, can we just talk?

Once you leave here, sweetheart,

you'll see how you
were deluded, all right?

Come on.

I'm taking you home.

No, you're not.

I'm sorry, Dad, but I'm staying here.

I'm so ashamed of you.

Wow. Hell of a show.

You don't mess around.

Sometimes you just get lucky.

Mm. I don't believe that for a second.

I think you're just like me.

We make our own luck.

Now, I always thought this
was scripted or made up.

Oh, we don't make it up.
We make it happen.

Well, to the master of disaster.

Ah. Hmm.

Uh, Jay, Madison, wake the girls up.

We're having an elimination ceremony.

Quinn, it's almost midnight.

I don't care how late it is.

And if I see one
droopy eye or saggy tit,

someone's getting fired.

Why don't you go outside
and meet the girls

while I get this thing ready?

- Can I meet Beth Ann?
- Sure.

She might even say the "N" word for you.

The set's right around the corner.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You sent in her father?

Yeah, and you sent in
the camera after him.

But can you just admit

that this has nothing
to do with the show?

This is all about you being upset

that you weren't invited to the party,

and so you're taking it out on Ruby.

Oh, don't kid yourself, Rachel.

I am always invited to the party.

The only reason why you went

is because you're banging the boss.

Well, I learned from the best.

You think Coleman's
your ticket out of here?


You could run circles around
that snot-nosed little brat.

You're just too scared to.

You know something? I am not scared.

For the first time in my life,
I actually have a partner.

Wha... He's not your partner.

He's your Chet, okay?

He's gonna steal all of your
ideas and take the credit.

Nope. Coleman is not Chet.

Yes, he is, but you're not me.

You're not gonna survive it, okay?

You're gonna be right back
to sleeping in your car

and snorting cold
medicine for breakfast.

Okay, let me paint you
a very different picture.

In three years,

I will have my own show
and a man that loves me.

Okay, I am just trying
to protect you, Rachel.

From what, the beautiful
life that you never had?

No, thanks.

He's a user.

Just... be careful, okay?


I am so sorry about my father.

Hey, not the first time a
girl's dad walked in on me.

Well, first time since
high school maybe.

I know he's your dad, okay, but...

He can be an ass.

Mnh. Not quite the word
I was gonna use, but...

The things he said...

He was just surprised and angry and...

Yeah, but he wasn't wrong,
not about all of it.

This might sound crazy to you,

but I know that I was put on
this earth to make a difference,

to be heard, and...

And not to fall for a
dumb-ass football player.

But you're more than that.

I don't know, Ruby.

Yeah, but
you said...

Well, don't you want to be?

You can do more.

You could speak up.

I could teach you.

You can be everything my
father says that you're not.

You know that, right?


I know that.

Ladies, obviously it's, uh...
It's been a very long night.

But for one of you, it is about to end.

If your candle is extinguished,
it is time to say goodbye.

Darius, before you say anything...

I need to apologize

for the dirty, disgusting
mistakes I've made.

"Mistakes." You hear that?
That's plural.

I did something beneath me.

Yael, stop.

I'm not here to judge anybody.

Um... actually, yes, you...
You are here to judge us.

We are all human.

We all make mistakes.

The best we can do is learn from them.

You're safe tonight, Yael.

Oh, my...


Seriously? Me?

All I did was to tell you the truth.

So that you could bring
somebody else down.

Come on! Is this a joke?

You can't do this.

You know, I'm getting a little tired

of being told what I can and can't do.

Camera A, follow her.

Wow. Tough night, huh?

I'm not done. I got one more.

He's going off book, ladies.
Darius is calling an audible.

No. No. No, no, no.

What are you doing?

No, no, no, no.

I'm sorry, Ruby, but your dad was right.

You've got a lot of important
work ahead of you.

Please don't do this.

Look. Whoever it is
you think I could be...

you should go be with that guy.


Darius, that's not what I meant.

Okay. Maybe I could do more.

I'm not saying you're wrong.

I'm just saying

I don't feel like I'm
enough for you or your dad.

And I don't like how that feels.

Darius, please.

It's gonna be too much work

disappointing you every day, Ruby.

I can't believe I trusted you.

Jay, I did everything I could.

Ladies, uh, that concludes

our elimination ceremony this evening.

Good night.

Well, did you, uh, see
everything you needed to see?

Not quite.


You, uh... You want
to come home with me?

Uh, which home?

Don't you have three or four?

Six. No, seven.

You can choose.

I would, but I have this thing tomorrow.

Well, that sounds incredibly vague.

My dad died.

Funeral's tomorrow.

I still need a coffin.

Costco's open late.

Not many people know this,

but Costco sells coffins.

They have a full mortuary
services department.

And how would you know that?

Well, that's a billionaire
becomes a billionaire.

Uh, then to Costco it is.

Do you want to talk about...

About Ruby? What's to talk about?

- I mean, I feel like...
- Hmm.

The footage is probably
gonna be amazing.

That's just how we make the show.

You know, we're just, like,
following the stories.


I guess I'm just a little surprised

you let Quinn get between us.

She's not.

She's not between us.


Look, it's been a long night.

I think I'm just gonna
head home right now.

Sounds great. I'm gonna...

Yeah, I'm gonna return my dress.

You looked really beautiful tonight.

Thank you.

Good night, Wasserman.

See you, "Vassar."

You're working overtime.

No, I'm just, uh... I'm
just changing my clothes.

We got to talk, Rach.

I really don't feel
like talking right now.

Why did you send your douche bag

little lackey of a
boyfriend to demote me?

I, like, honestly don't even
know what you're talking about.


Dude, you're drunk, and
you're being an ass right now.

I'm being an ass?

Well, I guess we're
the perfect pair, then,

because you're a selfish,
manipulative little bitch.

- No. No.
- Jeremy, you...

- No. No.
- You want to demote me?

You demote me to my face.

You want to fire me,

you fire me to my face.

Money, dick, power, right? Right?

You know what you need?

You don't need a boyfriend.

You don't need a boyfriend, Rachel.

What you need is a zoo keeper

'cause you're a wild animal who
if is let go... I am a wild...

That's not what a man does.

I tried to help you.

You're fired.

You okay?

Yeah. I just have to change my clothes.