Ugly Delicious (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - As the Meat Turns - full transcript

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As the Meat Turns.

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Carousel is what?
A quote, unquote...

Armenian-Lebanese.

- Armenian-Lebanese?
- Yeah.

Arabian food? I-- I don't...

Yeah, so, Arab cuisine is different
than Iranian cuisine.

We're ethnically different.

I'm so... not the person

- to talk about any of this stuff.



"Shawarma" comes from a Turkish word,
by the way, "çevirme,"

which means "rotating."

You don't find it in Iran.

So, it's not Middle Eastern.

"Middle East,"
in and of itself, is an enigma.

Like, middle of what East? You know?

Like, it's a colonizer term, you know?

And I always felt that same way
when people talk about Asia proper.

Right? Like, "It's the Far East."
I was like, "East to what?" Right?

"Middle East," "Far East," "Near East,"
these are all relative to Europe.

To Europe.

And then it gets further taken away

from what its actual provenance is
when it gets called "Mediterranean."

- Exactly.
- Right?



It's like clumping Korean, Japanese,

- Chinese food all in one.
- Which-- It doesn't make sense.

Doesn't make sense.
I mean, even within a country,

one dish will vary substantially.

Like what do you mean by that?
How does it...

You know that when you say
"Middle Eastern,"

it's a huge area,
and they're very different.

Iranian food is very different
from Lebanese or Syrian.

You can group some of the cuisines
under one umbrella, like Levantine,

where the staples are bread

and a lot of vegetables
and a lot of fresh, vibrant flavors.

And then you have Iran,
where the food is very sophisticated.

The staple is rice,
and the accent is on herbs,

but a lot of herbs, cooked,

and a lot of sweet and savory flavors.

And then you have the Arabian Gulf,

and there you have rice as a staple.

The flavors are more spicy,

and there is a kind of influence
both from Iran and from India.

I always say our cuisine is so flexible.

There are parts
that are the Fertile Crescent,

and then there's parts
that are not so fertile, right?

Like, it's desert.

So they're gonna have different dishes.

So, Reem, when you say
that the cuisine is flexible,

is it flexible enough to allow Dave

to be using a vertical spit
in his restaurant?

- Is that, like-- Is that okay?
- Sure.

We are in the third floor
of the Columbus Circle.

We're at Bāng Bar.

We're not even open yet,

and I've been thinking up this idea
for a long time

'cause I was enamored with the fact

that the spit went
throughout Middle Eastern food,

from Turkey to Lebanon.

And then, everyone laughed at me
and was like, "Please, God...

Don't put this spit in the restaurant."

And, uh, this is what happened.

JJ, what is this?

It's, uh, mortadella
stacked with lardo in between.

It's pretty good.

And this is pork shoulder

marinated in cream gochujang
and a few other things.

But essentially, like,
this is Korean barbecue.

- Hey, Jo.
- Yes.

- This is pretty Korean, right?
- Yes, it's Korean.

But if we did that in-- in Korea...

They're not gonna say it's Korean.

We're not even changing
the fuckin' ingredients.

We're just changing
the vertical nature of it,

and all of a sudden, it's fucked up.

But, if you-- If we set this horizontally,

all of a sudden,
people are gonna say, "It's French.

It's a rotisserie. It's cool.

Forty thousand dollars more."

There's, like, a cultural truth there
that's just stupid.

Yeah.

So, the more I kept on thinking
about this,

the more I realized
this vertical-spit cooking

may be the most genius goddamned thing
I've ever seen in a kitchen.

- Seriously.
- Yeah, yeah, it's pretty smart.

And when I started saying that,
I thought people thought I was like,

"Oh, Chang's fucking
out of his mind again."

I don't even know
if the science is right.

Science is so important
to gastronomy in general

because it allows us
to analyze a situation,

critically think it through,

and realize there might be
a better solution around the corner

if we do it this way.

Thank you for letting me
into, like, culinary mecca.

This is our cooking lab

where we write the Modernist Cuisine
set of books.

So we have a set of equipment that is
like a state-of-the-art biology lab.

I do a set of things
that I think make sense only to me.

Cooking is one
of the few science experiments

people do regularly.

So, I-- I really wanna get
your insight as to the vertical spit.

- Let's go look at one.
- I want to see.

Okay, so here is a vertical spit.

We've got three temperature probes here.

Then we have a whole computer, actually,
up in there...

- Of course you do.
- ...to log all of the data.

And here, you can see
what those three temperature sensors

would be sensing.

Now, the outside gets hot,

and then cold, and then hot,
and then cold.

Meanwhile, the interior
is going to an even temperature.

What you wind up with
is the inside of the meat

- thinks it's been slow-cooked.
- Mm.

By using the motion,

it turns this high-heat source
into something that can do slow cooking.

Now, this is a very old idea. You know?

Here is a picture
from the Bayeux Tapestry.

This is from 1070.

And this is a invention

of Leonardo da Vinci's.

No way.

He invented a way to turn meat on a spit.

For a long time,
it was a job in the kitchen.

- This guy was called the spit jack.
- Spit jack.

And the need to replace that
was one of the things

that stimulated the invention of clocks.

- Really?
- Yes.

Now, here's the funniest way
of turning a spit.

This is a spit dog.

- No way.

And the doggy treadmill
turned the spit.

And this was a whole breed of dogs.

- You can't make this up.
- No, you really can't.

The benefit of the vertical spit

is that gravity works to your favor.

Each of these individual pieces...

would fall off
if they were on a rotisserie.

- But here, we can trim them off, and...

That's really good.

- The thing that I really came here for

is validation
that you would think that it's okay.

You don't think I'm an idiot.

- You're not an idiot, David.
- That's all I needed.

But this is a relatively simple invention

that I feel like has been lost
in cultural misunderstanding,

or even maybe, possibly racism.
I-- I don't know.

Well, you know, tacos al pastor,
which is a classic Mexican dish,

it comes from Lebanese immigrants.

Now, I've eaten tacos al pastor
my whole life...

- And you didn't even know this?
- Not knowing...

- Oh, my God.
- ...that it was actually Lebanese.

It's funny,
I always have this ongoing joke

that the Lebanese and Syrian influence
on Mexico

is the one thing
that they took our cuisine

and made it better

- 'cause they changed it to pork.
- Because they made al pastor?

- Because al pastor was shawarma.

Pastor...
I never put two and two together.

I just thought, "Oh,
everyone's figured out a vertical spit.

When I learned
it was from Lebanese immigrants,

I was like, "What?"

I got so excited
because you can almost plot out

how something,

when brought to another area,
will evolve.

I think
that's a really important part

when these mergers happen,

that we're able to trace back, like,
"How did that happen?" Right?

I love that so much
because it's almost like...

when you see how culture can be open
and free,

how you're almost, like,
helping this merger happen.

Tell me about this place.

It's, like, a couple of Oaxacan guys

who are serving Lebanese-Mexican
hybrid cuisine.

- I see hummus, baba ghanoush...
- Yeah.

What's your background?

- We're Mexicans.
- Yeah.

We used to work in a Lebanese restaurant.

- You just happened to work...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- ...in a Lebanese restaurant.
- Yeah.

This is the beef kebab,
and this is the chorizo kebab.

- Is that black beans in there?
- Yeah. Black beans.

This is black beans.

- Oh, it's all black beans.
- All black beans. Yeah.

This is our special salsa.

What's in it?

Tahini with your green salsa,
salsa verde.

- Is that just normal falafel?
- No, we mix it.

We add some stuff in it
and spices.

So, when you say "stuff," that's the...

- "don't fuckin' worry about it."

- Oh, man.
- You should sit down and eat with us.

Yeah, let me bring more food, and I come.

- This is not what I expected.
- No.

But it makes sense.

My mom owned a Mexican restaurant
called El Loco

when I was a kid.

I didn't know that.
I thought it was just Baskin-Robbins.

She had Baskin-Robbins and El Loco.
Like, this is like...

immigrant entrepreneur, right?

As you know,
my mom is a small Chinese woman

and not a Mexican chef.

She read about this guy
in a Chinese newspaper,

walked up to him, and was like, "Hey,

I am also an immigrant
trying to make ends meet.

What would you think
about opening a restaurant

where they serve pastrami quesadillas?"

This stuff just happens when...
immigrants are living among each other.

It doesn't feel like fusion

because it doesn't feel like two things
are being soldered together,

like, they're forced together.

Okay, I got more.
You think you can eat all of that?

Holy shit.

Which one is your favorite?

- I like the taco a lot.
- The taco?

Taco? The taco's good.

The tabbouleh is special
because we put cactus in that.

- You put what in there?
- Cactus.

Cactus?

- Yeah.
- Oh!

When did you guys come to America?

- He came first.
- I'm young when I come. I'm 14.

Because over there, we don't have money.

My family doesn't have money
to send me to school.

So, especially when I came here,
I didn't know about nothing.

What were you itching to do?

Always, I dreamed to have, like,
uh, my own, uh, business,

- or, uh, whatever.
- Not especially a restaurant,

but to have-- try to find something
for our lives.

Like, you guys didn't come here
specifically to cook food.

Food is just what allows
these connections to happen,

and it allows you guys
to cook Lebanese food

- because that's what there was.
- Yeah.

But right here,
we have a lot of...

- You guys have a customer.
- Yeah.

- Hi.

Do you come here a lot?

No, this is my first time trying it.

- Have you had Lebanese food before?
- No.

I've been wanting to try Lebanese food.

And, I was like, "Mexican?
I'm always down for Mexican food."

So, this doesn't seem, like...

- Is it too different, or...
- No.

There's honestly rice and meat,
which is, like, simple.

Yeah, that's it.

- It's just-- It's just food, right?
- Yeah.

- Thanks, guys.

- Thanks.
- Thank you.

We've agreed, internally,

we don't know how long
this is gonna last.

We have a bet. I say it lasts ten days.

I say... three weeks.

Two, three weeks.

Right now,

it feels like the weight of the world's
on our shoulders, a little bit.

This is not something we've done
in the past, and it's terrifying.

Gonna crank this up a little, here.

The name "bāng"
means "bread" in Korean,

and the origin of that yeasted bread,

which is the only real yeasted bread
you see in Korea,

came from Chinese immigrants.
So, I was like, "Shit." Like...

who can lay claim to flatbread?

Everyone eats stuff, I think,
around the world,

wrapped in something.

This dish itself, to me, is just Korean,

even though it is, strangely,
a Turkish kebab.

And here's the thing:

I have not been there,
and I'm not even using their recipes.

And that fucking fucks with me.

I need to probably see Turkey
with my own eyes.

I've always had this fascination
with Turkey

and the idea that it was almost
the original fusion food

because of the East meets West,

and I look at that culture

as where food might go now

because it's already gone through it
in the past.

I've seen you guys throughout the years

- in a variety of places,
- Yep. Yep.

- and finally, in your guys' hometown.
- Yes.

This is easily the city
I've wanted to eat at the most

over my entire life.

- Really?
- And I'll explain as to why,

- but, like, I have to eat a döner.
- But, hey, you made it.

- I can't say-- How do you pronounce it?
- "Döner."

- "Döner."
- You know, the "O" with the two dots?

That's "oh."

- "Döner."
- Okay.

"Döner" means "the thing that turns."

- And it's not called "shawarma."
- No.

- That's the Arabic version.
- "Shawarma" is Arabic,

and it comes from the words "to turn."

So, it all means "to turn," actually.

I mean, you guys take this for granted.

- I'm like, "This is amazing!"

There's the same thing on every corner,
and it's gonna be a little different.

Oh, look at that one down there.

- What's that one?
- That's another döner place.

- Another döner.
- But this is the biggest one.

It's pretty big. He's doing good.
He starts around this time--

- And this disappears within hours.
- It disappears after lunch.

- All gone.
- That's it.

I'm so fucking excited to eat this.

- And this is lamb?
- No, it's beef.

- Beef?
- Beef is usually cheaper,

so that's why they use beef
most of the time.

- It used to be mostly lamb.
- Yeah.

- This is everyday food or-- ?
- Yeah, it's everyday food.

- But it's not cheap. It's like four bucks.
- Four bucks.

Four bucks for you might be nothing,

but for guys here,
and the relative income of people,

it's not a cheap eat.

No.
But, yeah, this is plain döner.

There's no-- never a sauce in it.

That would be sacrilegious
to put a sauce on this.

But shawarma has sauce,
and a gyro has sauce, obviously.

- This is pure.
- This is pure.

And, you know,
they did it in the past

when they didn't even have gas
or anything.

Shelves of charcoals,
and that's how they were heating it.

And it's a fairly easy immigrant food.

You have millions of Turks
all around the world,

and they are taking this with them,
not because they were the best chefs,

but, probably, it's a way of surviving.

Stack up the meat, and then slice it up,
and that's it.

When I started to see
how döner turned into shawarma

that turned into the pastor,

it played out similar to how I see

how food moves
and evolves throughout the world.

It was like-- I was like, "Oh,

the Ottoman Empire forced
a lot of people out."

And, just around the world,

it seems to me that so much good food
happened out of bad things.

- Right? And the reality is,

you don't get the pastor taco
without the Lebanese immigrating there

- in the early 1900s.
- Yup.

But I didn't know
that they left because...

- they had to.
- They had to leave.

- Lebanon was under Ottoman rule.
- Yeah?

And then the reason
why there are gyros

in Greece is because...

the Greeks in Turkey
had to go back to Greece.

Had to go back. Exactly.

And I'm sure there are other groups.

And then I'm looking at that as,
you have one thing that's unique,

the vertical-spit cooking,
shawarma, döner, whatever.

And it's, like, all over the world now,

and almost all of it
is because someone had to,

like, leave this hub.

Turkey is
in the strategic geographical position.

We've had migrations and spice routes

and trade.

And layers and layers,
one on top of another.

You know? So, it's really complex.

Basically, any place in the world

where you have a shit ton
of stuff happening and people merging,

amazingly delicious things come out of it.

Absolutely.

But at the end of the day,
putting meat on a spit over fire,

- I'm sure everyone's done that, right?
- Yeah.

My friends from that part of the world...

- That we will not...

Yeah, until I can find a better way
to talk about it.

Uh, all sort of, or unanimously, agree
that they believe that Beirut...

I've heard many people.

- Beirut is the best eating city...
- The "metropolis."

- ...in that area. Is that true?

- Yeah.

Go to the mountains.

Actually, the best Lebanese food
is in the mountains.

- It's not in Beirut.
- Yeah, not in Beirut.

This place is wild.

Isn't it wonderful?
There's lots of food.

We might just, like, need to move
to the mountains of Lebanon.

- This is where I belong.
- And re-up your marriage vows?

- Re-up, just renew my wedding vows.

So, what are we drinking?

Now, we're drinking arak,
which is a distilled grape drink,

flavored with anise seed.

It's a bit strong, 40% alcohol.

- So...

They have beautiful meat here

because they grow their own lambs.

And every time I come,
I have to have the raw meat.

The meze is amazing

because you can order, like,
40 different dishes.

- Is meze a defined list of dishes?
- No.

I think what is defined in the meze spread

is the type of smaller plates
on the table.

So you have the cold mezes,
which would be dips, salads,

the raw meats.

And then you have the savory pastries,

and then you have the hot mezes.

And it's a very, very typical Lebanese way
of eating.

Is it like a... fancy way of eating?

It's pretty universal, from poor to rich,

they will all eat the same way.

Especially at the weekend
or family gatherings,

or weddings, or whatever.

And I've ordered
a selection of raw dishes,

so what you need to do
is take a bit of this...

And then this on top of it?

- Yeah, and you eat it together.
- What?

It's just a little cooked meat
on top of my raw meat.

The nice thing about this kibbeh
with the stuffing

is that you have hot and cold.

Oh, my God.

- Isn't that amazing?
- That's unbelievable.

Oh, lamb's testicles.
My favorite.

I don't know
that I've had lamb's testicles.

I know I look like a guy
who's eaten a lot of lamb's testicles,

but I don't think I have.

They're done in, I think, in butter

with a little bit of garlic
and lemon juice.

Mm.

- They're very squishy.

Very squishy.

It's got the consistency
of like a...

A ball.

Yeah.

"It's got the consistency of a...
How do you say? A... testicle."

- What is this?
- Little birds?

- Are these little birds?
- Holy...

It's a little bird
that feeds on figs.

In French, it's called "becfigue."

And you eat them completely. Complete.

- Come on.
- Mm.

Generally, in America,

there's only so much you can do
with meat.

You go to a Western restaurant,
it has to be,

"Oh, this meat's so tender and juicy."
Here, you see, like, we're only limited

because we haven't thought
of all the different ways

that, like, meat can be prepared.

That's the other crazy thing is, like,
how much textural variety is in this meal.

This is the whole point of meze.
Not only the flavors,

but the textural varieties
and the colors on the table.

What an elegant thing.
It's so beautiful.

Look at this place.

It's so nice.

This looks really good.

So, we've prepared starters,
which are called "meze" here.

There is a new type of tabbouleh

that's a bit special that we created
with some beetroot.

Hummus with sea bass.

- Did you say it was with sea bass?
- Yeah, sea bass.

- Whoa.
- Wow.

What we try to do here, in Liza,

is take the traditional Lebanese meze

and give it a bit of a twist.

This is what differentiates us
from other restaurants.

- I want to try this.
- This will be super interesting,

'cause you sort of assume Lebanese food
is one thing, you know?

This is your first time
outside of the country

since you came to the States?

Yeah.

- How old were you when you came?
- Five or six.

We were refugees from Vietnam,

- so the US is my home.
- Yeah.

What is it like to come to Lebanon?

There is this, like,

sense of connection with it

because it's this place
that people have misconceptions about.

It's a place that has a history of war,

but that it's also thriving,
and it just-- it just like...

It just-- It made sense to me.

- This is halloumi cheese with...
- Tomato jam.

Oh, look at that.
Squishy little tomato. Ooh!

There's such a breadth of dishes here.

that you don't see in the States.

Mm-hmm.
You go to Lebanese restaurants,

you expect a kebab place,
or, like, a shawarma place, right?

Like, that's what I know of it.

There is a trap of authenticity

where even Vietnamese Americans,
who were, like,

"Oh, no, you shouldn't veer away
from the taste they thought is authentic."

But, actually,
that flavor is like a snapshot of 1975.

Right. How often does, like,
a Vietnamese restaurant,

a Lebanese restaurant,

any sort of first-generation
immigrant restaurant...

The number one word on their menu is,
like, "authentic Lebanese cuisine,"

"authentic Vietnamese cuisine." Right?

Because they know
that's what people are looking for.

You know,
food culture celebrates "bad boys"

and celebrates all this,
like, individuality in some ways,

but not, like... not for immigrant cuisine.

- Yeah.
- We have to be ghetto-ized.

And I'm like,
"I'm not playing your native informant,"

and, you know,
"I'm not speaking Vietnamese to you.

I don't care if you went to Vietnam
for three months."

Because I'm a person of color, you know,
and an immigrant,

like, what I hope for cuisines...

uh, made by people of color

that they get to have a chance

to have a range of what they want to be,

versus, "You can only do falafel."

At Reem's, I was like,

"I'm never gonna put falafel
and shawarma."

And, like,
we finally keeled into the falafel.

- There wasn't a good falafel where I'm at.
- So you needed it.

What about chocolate hummus?
Is that American?

- Oh, my God, that's so horrible.
- Definitely American.

Yeah, that's definitely American.

White chefs are appropriating food
all the time, you know?

And they'll, like, wake up,

and they have the privilege
to have an idea

and say, "I'm gonna make it."

So, like, people have taken our foods,
but they've left us behind, right?

Hummus is very popular at Whole Foods.

It's been popularized,
but not by the Arabs.

Yeah. And it's, like,
I think, for Palestinians,

for us, it's really important
that our food is called "Palestinian."

Because that is like the last marker
of our ethnic identity.

I think, when the identity is lost,

- it becomes a bit of a problem.
- Yeah.

But you have young chefs like Reem

who are starting to present the food
as it ought to be,

and not a slightly different version.

And that's why I became a baker,
'cause I was just, like, so obsessed

with the fact that-- I'm like,

"I could learn about the lifeline
of my people through bread."

Like, that's kind of amazing.

Like, that can tell an oral history,

and that's something
that's so universal to so many cultures.

So, the fact that I found a calling

to be able to connect to people
on a daily basis...

Like, that's really powerful.

And I think that's what our humanity needs
to invest in,

- is more connection.
- Yeah.

- And bakeries.
- And bakeries, yeah.

We're a gluten-positive space here.

What are we doing?

So, we're gonna make
some man'oushe,

which became my trademark.

But it's essentially a round flatbread.

We're gonna use a za'atar spice mix.

So, "za'atar" is the Arabic word
for "wild thyme."

With a little bit of sumac
and sesame seed.

- Za'atar's everywhere, right?
- Yeah, it's everywhere.

We're gonna get some in the oven
and some on the saj.

The sajs--
when I first started my business,

I didn't know how to get them.

This one
is just a Jade tortilla griddle...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...that we retrofitted.

- With a curve.
- With the curve, yeah.

- So, you have a tortilla comal...
- Yeah.

...being repurposed for Middle Eastern.

- That's so rad.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God, that's so cool.

Where are you from
and your family from?

My mom is Palestinian.
She was displaced to Lebanon in 1967.

And my dad is from Damascus.

And my parents met in Lebanon,
and then they moved to Boston,

which is where I was born and grew up.

For me, Arab hospitality
is all about welcoming people

into your home

and to start building that trust

so that maybe
I can shift someone's thinking.

You know, you walk into this space.
Hopefully, you walk out those doors

thinking about the world
a little bit differently.

- Even if it's subtle, you know?
- Mm-hmm.

So, what if, like, the next person
who does this wants to, like...

fill this with Peking duck or, like,
Buffalo chicken?

- Is there a limit?

Is that-- Would that upset you?

I've seen menus,
that have all sorts of crazy stuff

- in the pies now.
- Mm-hmm.

So, where are we right now?

You're in Dearborn, Michigan.

Dearborn has
the most concentrated population

of Arab-Americans in all of America.

- Is this a family business?
- Yes.

My brother and I started it.

- He's the head baker.
- Wow.

So, he's got the brains

- behind the operation.
- I come earlier

'cause I think more in the morning.

- He's the creator.

You and your brother were born here?

Yes, my brother
and I were born here, raised here.

Our parents left
from the old country over here

to work for Ford and the Big Three.

Henry Ford's really the one
who put Dearborn on the map.

It gave foreigners an opportunity
to come to America

and make a living.

But then,
all the auto industries went out.

What keeps you here?

- Families.
- Family.

Tradition.

But what you're showing me
right now is a very untraditional take

- on a traditional sandwich.
- Correct.

This right here
is gonna be a Manou-wich.

They are bacon, egg, and cheese
with Hot Cheetos in it.

This is what we're adding
the hot Cheetos to.

- This one.
- Nice.

- Okay.
- Okay?

People are gonna be mad if not.

Okay, let's go bake these.

How hot does that oven get?

At least 800 degrees.

We got it shipped here from Lebanon.

Oh, really?
So, that oven's from Lebanon?

- Yeah.
- Oh, shit.

And the fact that we're cooking
at such high temperatures

in a short period of time
is what makes this dough so moist.

Traditionally,
this bread just comes as flatbread.

- Just like that.
- Exactly.

That's the traditional way to eat it.

We were just sitting around one night,

and we were thinking,
"We got some turkey inside the fridge.

Let's throw it on the cheese bread
real quick."

We threw it. It was phenomenal.

This is the most disrespectful sandwich
ever created.

We did have old-timers
that did come in here

and criticize us and tell us,
"You guys are ruining our food."

They said that to you?

The same exact people that said that

are the ones that are here
almost every day,

buying that food.

And you've got some bakeries now
in Lebanon, in the old country--

They're making sandwiches like this
in Beirut?

- Yes.
- Like... wow.

It's different than pizza dough
'cause pizza dough is a little more tight.

It looks like an animal print.

I have leopard thongs
with that print on it.

This is your bacon, egg,
and cheese and hot Cheetos.

Oh, wow. With the natural red dye.

- Here you go!

That's actually awesome. I love it.

This is a delicious sandwich.
Oh, my God.

You might be disrespecting
your entire culture,

but you're making me happy.

Have a bite, please.

So good.

He's a vegetarian.

- You're a vegetarian?
- Yes.

I don't eat meat, but I...

- Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
- I didn't deny you, though.

- He fucking did it for the camera, man.

Oh, shit, I feel horrible right now.

No, hell no. It's okay.

People, for the most part,

will find the things
that are gonna be delicious.

Deliciousness, as a whole,
is like a meme.

It's going to find a way to survive.

If something is objectively good,
people will find a way to do it.

We're taking the ferry
to the Asian side, so across from Europe.

So, when you see it on the map,
this is the little thing there.

This is the little thing
that separates it.

- Now that were in Asia proper...
- Now do you feel at home?

- Every step closer to home.

My home. My-- My motherland.

- So, is this touristy?
- Not at all.

This is where my mom would take us
to buy groceries.

Wait. These are grilled olives?

- Yeah.
- That's so good.

Good, huh?

Fuck. That's delicious.

Isn't it?

Let's go into the pickle shop.

And they pickle everything.

Green plums, peppers,

carrots, cabbage...

So, this is super common,

an everyday thing,
to go to the pickle shop

to pick out pickles to take home

and also to have pickle juice,
which we will have now.

This is actually something you order?

Yeah, yeah. I used to come here
every week as a kid.

Especially for the pickle juice,

which is great during the winter,
so you don't get sick.

Ah.

- It needs some vodka.
- Right?

That's still so fuckin' weird.

You can't make this shit up, man.

- It's real.
- Fuck you.

- No, in the best possible way!
- It's real. It's real.

It's so foreign to me
that people would come in and eat pickles,

pickle juice, and have this as a thing.

A pickle shop is one thing,
where you can buy pickles,

but the fact that people are like,

"Yo, I gotta get myself a cup
of pickle juice and some pickles."

- Exactly.
- Like, there's nothing cool about this.

It's just delicious.

What people eat here is not new.

It's just different.

And I can find similarities
with how I view the world

through how they eat, and that's great.

That is legitimately
one of the few fucking times

I will be optimistic about anything.

Welcome to Soussi.

This place is like
an institution, right? It's been here--

Since the '30s.

You're talking about a family business.
A true, true family business.

But this place is perfect for a few dishes

- that I personally really love.
- Uh-huh?

Eggs and awarma...
Right? The meat there.

That's excellent.

- Soussi fava beans.
- Haricot Soussi.

Excellent.
Ooh, this is-- this is...

this is brains with-- with salad.

Mm!

- It's excellent.
- I'm in.

- What kind of brains?
- Sheep brains.

So, what makes this
a distinctly Lebanese breakfast?

The awarma.

Now, awarma, we just don't have it
elsewhere in our world.

Now, awarma is essentially
a preserved, uh, ground meat

that they preserve in fat here.

It's really the preserve of the Lebanese,
you could say.

That's something you'll only find here.

When people are trying to understand,

they say,
"What is quintessential something?"

And I find that that's like,
"Why do you want to reduce it?"

Well, I think also because people
have to be somewhat territorial here.

Because you have so much conflict
that you have to sort of stake your claim.

And a great example of this, again,
is falafel.

For example, falafel in Egypt

are gonna have chickpeas
and fava beans, ground up, right?

In Palestine or Jordan
and Lebanon, for that matter,

that's just not gonna happen.
In Lebanon and Syria,

they make the falafel
kind of like a mini-doughnut,

with a little hole inside,

so you have
a crispier thing throughout.

And they don't use coriander,
so it's not green on the inside.

In Jordan, Palestine, right?
They ground up coriander,

with it some parsley,

and it's green, and it's so good.

It's like you bite into it,
and you have this sort of--

So, who are you voting for?
Who are you voting for?

- I'll admit to...
- I mean, to be totally honest with you,

when I was, like, thinking about coming
to Beirut,

like, "Oh, I should read up.
I should know about the history

and what was, like, the different factions
of the civil war and all that stuff."

And, like,
I didn't even think about, like,

"The food's gonna be fuckin' amazing."

But if I had been going
to, like, Paris or Mexico City,

I'd be like,
"Here are the 17 places I'm gonna eat.

- Here's what I'm excited about doing."
- Right. Right.

And, like, I had that realization,
and I felt really pretty guilty about it.

Well, this is the sad part, right,
is that Beirut has become a byword

for kind of, like, "destruction"
and-- and "war" and all this stuff.

I mean, I remember in college,
we used to have,

you know, a beer-pong game
that'd be called "Beirut," of course.

Holy shit.

I mean, it's bullshit.

"Beirut" is about lobbing
little ping-pong bombs across the table.

- Holy hell.
- That's the idea, right?

And it's absolutely ridiculous,
because look around you, right?

It's not like we're, you know,
cowering from bombs.

I've been in war zones. It's not
a war zone at this point. Believe me.

But even in war zones,

because when people thought of Vietnam
in the '70s,

they thought it was, like, so dire.
Which it was.

Like, it could be both. It could be both.

Because people still--
The conflict still happened,

people still lived.

- Exactly.
- You know, people still enjoyed food.

Right, in Iraq,
you see this as well.

Half of Mosul is just...

...flattened, right?
But then you would find other areas

where you have, like, the best
"Arabic cheese place" in town, right?

And the guy's open,
and he's slinging food and dessert.

I mean, it's... it's great.
Life exists in those places. It continues.

It doesn't stop
just because there are a few bullets.

But we have restaurants in the States
that specifically define themselves

as Arab food or Arab street food,
but then you look them up on Google,

and they've been turned
into a Mediterranean restaurant.

- Sure.
- Does that have to do with people being...

- afraid of the implications?
- Of course.

Arabs, as a people,

have long been, you know,
vilified in US media.

Ever since the '30s. I mean,
you have The Sheik, Rudolph Valentino.

Arabs, by and large, are stupid.

Get another one, you moron.

They're racists, hate women.

Okay, they can't shoot for shit.

Like, an Arab guy comes in.

No one dies.

Arnold's like, "Fuck you." Boom!
One shot, the guy's down.

But we're not seen as people
with aspirations and dreams,

and actually, you know,
people who would just do normal shit.

Immigrants,
especially from our region of the world,

I mean,
we have the US invading our countries.

And right now,
there is a lot of anti-Arab sentiment,

but to be outspoken

and to name a thing
as "Palestinian cuisine,"

and be very explicit about that,

- there's a price that I pay.
- It hasn't just been name-calling.

- I mean, you've gotten threats.
- Death threats.

- You did?
- Yeah.

Yeah, people calling our phone,
cussing us out.

We had people bombarding my Yelp
with fake reviews

from all over the world.

Things like,
"The only good Arab is a dead Arab,"

and "Death to the PLO."

And like, "I hope your bakery blows up."

You know? And then, like, a week later,
Charlottesville happens,

and I was convinced
I was gonna come to my bakery

and see, like,
a rock thrown through my window.

Optimistic view
of what you're talking about is that...

"This stuff just happens in cycles
in America."

What's happening now
with Middle Eastern cuisine

is what happened to Vietnamese before it,

to Chinese before that.

The other side is that Islamophobia

- is a special kind of discrimination,
- Mm-hmm.

and that you guys
and Middle Eastern food

will not emerge from that,
at least in America.

Like, what do you think?
Are you hopeful about it?

I mean...

I-- I think that the context we're in now,
like, allows--

People don't want to be racist.

I'll just say it, like,
the Muslim ban bothered me

on a level that I had not anticipated.

All right? I was incredibly upset by it.

Did you-- Did you come out and...

Yeah, I mean, I-- I said what I could,

but I wanted to get more information

- before I said anything.
- Yeah.

All I know is, like,
maybe the best way for people

to understand a group of people
that they might be scared about

is the fact that their food's delicious.
Right?

- Right.
- And I just kept looking at the equipment.

- All right? How people cook food.
- Yes, it's similar.

Technology is the one thing,
the world over,

that no one has any problem about.

Gunpowder, computers,
the Internet, the automobile,

penicillin.

No one says, like,
"That guy's French. We can't use it."

It's stupid
because people can immediately assume

- on technology that it's merit-based.
- Right.

I wanna tell a story
where people can look at something

and eat something and realize,
"Oh, it's just like what I eat."

We're gonna get you some flatbread.

- We'll try Lahmajoun.
- Lahmajoun.

- What's this called?
- Lahmajoun.

It's from Lebanon.

This is from the eastern part of Turkey.

So, more Arabic influence.

- Parsley?
- I'm gonna try a little without it.

Yeah, do that.

So, what's on it? Lamb?

- Just mincemeat. It can be both.
- Lamb, tomatoes, onions.

- Yeah, lamb and-- Yeah.
- You like it?

It's great.

Delicious.

It's very clear to me
that there's so much more history

and multiculturalism here

that prevents it
from even being understood

- in some...
- Yeah.

...one-sentence thing.

Because of this whole constant,
evolving thing with culture, it's--

Nothing is stagnant.

Nothing, ever, ever, ever.

This city's embodied that
more than any other city I can imagine.

Exactly. This is a good example of it.

That's what we're seeing now,
because of the four... some...

around four million, uh, Syrian refugees
that have come through.

They bring, of course,
a food culture with it.

It's an amazing suffering.

I mean, Aleppo was like--

That's the epicenter of culinary arts

in this part of the world.
It was. It's no more.

And all of those refugees have come here.

Now they don't have their own ingredients
or their own exact ingredients,

so now they have to learn

- to cook again...
- To adapt.

...with the memories of those flavors.

Maybe a bag of seeds
or something they could take with

and then replant, but, obviously,

- because the climate's not the same.
- What you described was the--

the sort of the immigrant,
sort of, diaspora story...

- Throughout history. Forever.
- ...of forever.

- Exactly.
- My mom did that when she moved

to America. She's like,
"I don't have these ingredients.

I gotta make Korean food with what I got."

- Yep, yep.
- There's a saying, like...

- Yeah.
- "Water will find its way."

It will just flow nicely,
and it will find a way.

- So, you had a shop in Syria?
- Yeah.

Shawarma.

We will now start with the first phase,

installing the meat
on the shawarma skewer.

After we finish with this piece,
we must open it,

so that it is thin and not thick.

The style of shawarma you're doing,

is it different than other shawarma
in Beirut?

Definitely, 100%.

We are dealing here with the Syrian way.

I never use veal, only lamb meat.

This is what we are used to.

I pride myself on being Syrian.

How long
have you been doing this type of shawarma?

I have been working
in this field for 37 years now.

The masters who were working
in the field were keen not to let

the secret of the manufacture
of shawarma be disclosed to others.

I was forced, at that time, to spy on them

through a crack in the door,

curved like that to be able to know
how to make this skewer,

then I ran away quickly
before the chef saw me.

- Yeah.

We came
because things became difficult in Syria.

I left since I am the breadwinner
of my family.

I had to support my children.

The element that caused our fame
was our Syrian customers.

Some of them come daily to me.

This shop belongs to them.

So what you did

for other countrymen
was provide a bit of home

when you no longer were
in your home country anymore.

My grandma started a restaurant

when she left Vietnam and came to America.

It was called Homeland Café.

You know, people would go there,
not just to be nourished physically,

but it's evidence that we still exist,
that we're surviving.

And not just surviving,
we're excelling in this new--

in our new home.

Had I not come to Lebanon,

had I ended up in any location
in this world,

I would have still worked hard to prove
to the world that we Syrians are creative,

and to show the real face
of the Syrian people.

My work will make them admit
that the Syrian people still exist.

I feel that
in what you're doing

and what you're sharing with me.
I... I feel that spirit.

Aw!

- I-- I-- I... Yes!
- Yeah?

Uh-huh.

You know,
we're right in the middle of these events

that are creating
all this displacement and refugees.

How-- How has that shaped this food
from the beginning,

or how is it going to change things now?

See, that's one positive
that comes from the Syrian tragedy,

is, before the Syrian, you know, uprising,
nobody knew much about Syrian food,

and there were no Syrian food
to be had anywhere.

Oh...

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- Good?
- Yes, yes. I like the Syrian way.

All of a sudden,
there is a boom in Syrian food, books,

restaurants, chefs doing pop-ups.

And that's
because there are so many refugees

settling in different countries.

They bring their food with them,
and they introduce the host country to it.

You cooked for Angela Merkel.

- You cooked for the Berlin Film Festival.
- Yeah. Yeah.

But I'm the most important person
you've cooked for, right?

- No, no.

My restaurant, it's home.

- Mm.
- Do everything like if you will do...

- the food for your family.
- Mm-hmm.

When Syrian people eat here,
what do they say?

Usually they say,
"This is like the food of our mother."

Mm-hmm.

All the customer...
I think they have same mother.

Where's your mother?

- Is your mother here?
- No, in Damascus now.

- Still in Damascus.
- Mm-hmm.

Why did you... leave?

- It's not choice. No.
- Yeah, you had to leave.

I had to.

How quickly did you have to leave?

One weeks.

- You had one week, and then...
- Yeah, in one week.

I traveled to live in Jordan.
In Amman, in the capital.

Mm-hmm.
In Jordan, you were a TV chef.

- You're the Queen of Kitchen.
- Kitchen. Yes.

And then,
why did you come to Germany?

My husband, he cannot find any work,
because he's Syrian.

But you had a thing happening.

You were the queen of the kitchen
in Jordan,

and did you have to start over
when you got here?

My husband start to let the people know,

"My wife, she had a cook show."

All the people,

they were so interested to meet me
and taste my food.

They were for waiting me
to open the restaurant.

- You felt like people wanted it.
- Yes.

They wanted to see something different.

Right now,
some people are really scared of refugees

and people coming.

It hurts so much

to see your people. They need help.

They don't want to live in the camp
or in tents.

Do you think that cooking Syrian food
for people...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...is going to change people's minds

- about refugees?
- Yes. Yes.

- Do you really think so?
- Yes. Yes. Yes.

Because if I will cook something delicious
and let you taste this...

and when you will taste and feel some...
some love inside this dish.

The food, it's common language.

If any country has a war,

everyone should save part of the heritage

And the kitchen,

it's very important part in a heritage.

Mm!

Oh, I like the yogurt. It's so--
It's, like, a little bit sour.

- Yes.
- It's really bright.

- Mm.
- You will eat pan, also?

I want Malakeh, as a Syrian woman,
to be a brand.

To tell all the people

we are hard worker.

We have a lot of things in our culture
to share to the people.

And I want the Syrian kitchen
to be international,

like Italian or like French.

Or Chinese.

Sure, the Chinese--

- It's... already international.

- I am the least optimistic person.
- Yeah.

But I do believe that, in time,

in 20, 30, or how many given years,

people will know the difference

between what's Palestinian,
what's Israeli,

what's Lebanese, what's Iraqi,
what's Iranian.

I do believe that

because if you look at how it's happened
with other food cultures,

- it happens.
- Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.
- Twenty-five years ago,

no one knew
what extra-virgin olive oil was.

I have to believe.
That's why I started my businesses.

You know? I knew that I wanted more
than just a food business.

I knew that Oakland needed that.

Like, we have a gift to be resilient,
despite the political turmoil around us,

over and over again.

And now that's needed here
in this country.

Just a fold. Just one simple fold.

Is that cool?

The more we can find commonalities,

the more we can show
that we're sort of the fucking same,

maybe we're going to be more open
to someone being very different

with their religion or political values.

If I can find commonality
through how we eat

and being able to share an experience

and then realize
that we all wanna eat well...

"This is rich, this is delicious."

That is fucking amazing.

I really believe,
if something is delicious,

ultimately, it will win.

Maybe not immediately,

because it has to fight through, like,
cultural walls and barriers.

- Yes, yes.
- But over time, deliciousness wins.

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