Ugly Betty (2006–2010): Season 3, Episode 22 - In the Stars - full transcript

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Od times are finally back
at meade publishing.

Cal hartley,
eccentric gazillionaire--

And my future sugar daddy--
mwah!--

Saved the company from famine

With a generous infusion
of cash.

Yes, the seemingly preposterous
rumors are true--

People are actually eating
at "mode."

Yikes.

(mouth full)
what? i like doughnuts.

Mmm... chocolate.

(hilda) ugh. please don't
be one of those



"kiss with food in the mouth"
couples. that's just gross.

It's such a relief that things
are finally better at meade.

(betty) also, today is
our annual performance review.

And i think i'm gonna ask
for a promotion...

To editor.

(gasps)
all right!

Bravo, mija. bravo!
plus, you still have
your y.e.t.i. final project,

So you'll get some
job interviews from that, too.
so will you.

I know, but we were
talking about you.
wait. you're not leaving
"mode," are you?

Because that's the only reason
why popular girls invite me

To get manicures with them.
i'm not leaving.

It's just good
to have options.

I mean, she's like
manny ramirez last winter.

Yeah, i don't know
what that means.



A free agent? you know,
she can leverage offers

Against each other,
try to get the best--

Yeah, i should really
know my audience.
welcome to my world.

Thanks, ignacio.
(chuckles)

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Good morning, boss.

I'm here
for my performance review.

Good morning.

Right on time, employee,

Which leads nicely into...
punctuality--excellent.

Attitude--excellent.

It kills me to say this,
but across the board,

You... are adequate.

(sighs) oh, willie!

You have never said that
to me before.

I want to hug you.
dial it back, sister,

Or i'll drop you
right back down to "subpar."
of course.

Excellent. initiative--
oh, speaking of,
i booked you ten tans

To get ready
for the summer.

We don't want the "post"
calling you pasty again.
oh. when did they
call me pasty?

Oh, last june.

But you didn't see it
because i threw it away.

Oh! another example
of initiative.

I was hoping, in light
of my recent adequacy,

That we might talk
about my... future here.

Well, uh, actually,

There is something
you need to know.

A hiring freeze?
what does that mean?

It was part of the deal
we made with hartley.

We got to hire back
everyone we let go,

But until someone leaves...

(clears throat)
there are no new positions.

And everyone
just got hired back,

So why would they want
to leave?

I'm so sorry, betty.

Look, the thought of losing you
absolutely kills me,

But i know you have
bigger aspirations than...

(scoffs) booking my tans.

But if an opportunity
arises at y.e.t.i.,

No one will sing your praises
louder than i will.

(sighs)

Thanks so much for helping me
with my hair.

I'm meeting your father later,
and i want to look good.

Why? so he can feel worse
when you break his heart?

I found this.

What are you doing
going through my mail?

What are you doing looking
for "nurse educator" positions

In chula vista--

A country
i've never even heard of?!

Chula vista's
in california.

And i wasn't looking
for anything.

I just took
an informational meeting

When i was visiting family.
(paper rustles)

I never thought anythi
would come of it.

So you're just gonna, what,
you're just gonna leave?
no.

Ay! come on, i don't know.

It's a really good job.

It'd be a new challenge,
a raise.

Ignacio's
a really great guy.

Well, you gotta tell him
what's going on.

He deserves to know.

You're right.

Plus, i have
a really big mouth.

So if you don't tell him,

He might
just find out, anyway.
(sighs)

(wilhelmina) okay, let's run
through the bridal issue

One last time.

If anyone has any notes,
i don't care.

Oh, cal,
what are you doing back?

I thought
you were in siberia.
oh, they had
a damn earthquake.

As soon as they clear
the bodies, i'll be back.

Well, if you need
any work space,

Marc will set you up.
actually, i'd rather see
what you're doing here.

No pressure.

Hmm.
just looking for something
to make me smile.

I'm not smiling.

Now i'm not saying

That you have to change
your whole concept,

But the wedding dresses
aren't popping.

Now what if we put...
(both mouth words)

The cherry 7up antioxidant ad...

Between these photos?

There. very nice.
breathe. i have pictures of
all of this. we will rebuild.

"cherry pick
your antioxidants."

See? now that's clever.
(chuckles)

Excuse me, where do you
think you're going?

(french accent) uh, i would
like a cherry 7up antioxidant.

Well, in america,
we just say "7up."

But it contains vitamin e,
a powerful antioxidant.

Oh, for god sake, will you talk
like a normal person? sit down.

Yeah, see, my eye still isn't
being drawn to the clothes.

I don't know.
maybe we have to reshoot.

(chuckles) if i may...
what?

Uh, marc?
yes.

It--it's not that simple.

We've been working
on this concept for months.

This is a little
black wedding dress.

My dear friend, reem acra,
designed some things personally,

As a huge favor.

I think it is our best
wedding issue as of yet.

All right, you don't have
to take my ideas.

Of course,
you did takey money.
(claire) are you going
to be much longer?

I booked this conference room
for a "hot flash" meeting.
yes, yes, yes,
your irritable bowel issue.

Yeah, claire, come here.
we need another opinion.

Now tell me, what do you
think of this concept?

I like the idea
of doing something

Other than a white wedding,

But black in fashion
is just as clich?.

In--in europe, they're showing
color in their bridal gowns.

Maybe we could try that.
see, that makes me smile.

You know, maybe you can help
wilhelmina work up some...

New version
of this spread, huh?
what?

I'll clear my calendar.

(gasps)

Oh, there's something i want
to show you on the light board.

I think you'll get
a kick out of it.
okay.

Daniel, hey, since i don't have
a direct supervisor,

I wrote
my own performance review.

I am "super excellent"
in every category.

Would you just sign here?
oh!

Oh, my god.
i can't believe this.

(romantic instrumental music
playing)
yes!

Oh, i love you.

(kisses)
i love you so much.

Wow... it's just paula abdul
yelling at a mailbox.

I was hoping for maybe
a little chuckle or something.

(music warbles and fades)

Oh, no, molly.
you thought i was...

(sighs)
i'm sor--i'm sorry.
no.

It's for
the wedding issue, obviously.

Oh, no. she definitely
thought you were proposing.

Yikes. that is
really embarrassing.

(jodie)
and tom, carson and rita

Are team three.
(laughs)

Three! also the number
of martinis i had last night

After my boyfriend dumped me,
but i digress.

And team four
is marc, betty...

And chair.

Oh. "chair" is matt.

He's not here.
he's coming.

But he's very invested
in all of this.

Uh-huh. they say
they're invested,

And then they go back
to their wife.

Ugh. can i get
a new team?

If you like,
i could be your partner.

Give you a taste of someone
with experience.

Uh, i'm good with betty
and "chair."

(chuckles)

(door opens and closes)

Hey, sorry.

She's assigning final projects.
where were you?

There was this amazing exhibit
at the whitney.

I just lost track of time.

In this bag is the key
to your future.

Your final assignment
is to do a photo shoot

And feature article

For whatever type of magazine
you draw.

"music."

Hey, you didn't
screw it up.
cool!

Draw again.

(paper rustles)

"physical sciences."
ugh.

Which one's our topic?

Both. you didn't think
i'd make this easy, did you?

I like to spice things up.

Now... i have some bad news.

Due to the number
of hiring freezes

In the industry this year,

Y.e.t.i. will only be able
to set up job interviews

For three people.

That means...
only the winning team

Will be getting interviews.
(people groan)

What?
that was our only chance
of moving up.

I'm sorry.

This is just the reality
you have to deal with.

And sometimes reality sucks.

Okay. .

All right, well, then we're
just gonna have to make

The best music/physical science
magazine ever.

Group hug?

Oh.
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Alright, the physical science and music.
Piece of cake.

Easy-squeezy.
okay, but let's start
with the visuals.

Because words--
who cares?

Well, uh, hmm, astronomy
is a physical science.

And there's a jazz club
not too far from here.

We could shoot the musicians
playing, uh, telescopes

Instead of instruments.
okay, yeah,
that's something.

(snores) that's nothing.

We have to do something
amazing, like, eye-popping.

Oh! u2 on a space shuttle.
that definitely doesn't
sound easy-squeezy.

(gasps) oh, my god, you guys
have to come check out

This youtube video.
some lady called 9-1-1

Because they ran out
of chicken nuggets.
ooh, i heard
about that.

Oh, what if we did something
at the planetarium?

Ooh, and maybe use
their laser light show?

But how about,

Instead of pink floyd,
we use somebody current

And then we style them
'70s glam rock?
and--and the article
could be about

How we search to be connected
in this vast universe

And music unites us.
i have no idea what that
means, but it sounded great.

You write it.
great. and i'll also start
working on the logistics.

You know,
booking a photographer,

Getting a caterer,
that sort of stuff.
and i'll get the band.
it's only five degrees

Of gay separation
from anyone good.
(amanda and matt laughing)

I'm worried that
mr. "short attention span"

Over there
isn't focused.

Oh, don't worry.
he heard everything.

Is there something
you'd like to oversee?
sure, sure, i know somebody
at the planetarium.

I can give her a call.
see? all righty,
let's talk specifics.

Okay, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

We're about to watch a gopher
make a dramatic face.
(gasps)

(dramatic music plays)

Great. talk soon.

(telephone rings)

(betty) i got james boyd
to do our shoot.

And also, my dad's gonna
do our catering.
and i can get us

The new york hall of science,
but only if i act fast.

So i'm just gonna go aad
and book it, okay? bye.
no, wait, marc!

But matt has a contact
at the planetarium.
i know, but--

(telephone rings)
oh, hold on.
i have another call.

Hey.
uh, i'm on the phone
with betty.

Oh, good, so we can play that
game where we forget about her

And see how long
she stays on?
(click)

Okay, you may not be able
to see this

Because you've got
your love-blinders on,

But i don't think
we can count on matt.
what?

Well, one, he's been showing up
late to y.e.t.i., and two,

He spent last night watching
a man build a nest on youtube.

We only have four days
to put this together,

And we can't afford to have
anything bringing us down.

Marc, that's ridic--
(telephone rings)

Oh, hold on.
daniel meade's office.
hey.

(click)
look, i know
he was acting

A little weird last night,
but he is just as committed

To this as we are.
okay, but the "fine dining
and autos" group

Already had to kick out
one of their slackers.
what is that
supposed to mean?

I'm saying it's a dog eat dog world
and matt's looking a lot like lunch.

I don't know. i-i can't
decide on a ring.

Molly's not one
for something showy,

But i cat exactly get her
something cheap, right?

I don't know. am i crazy
for even talking about this?

As a mother,
i think so, yes.

Seeing a son getting ready
to marry a dying woman--

I just hate to see you
in that much pain.

Come on, it's gonna be painful
whether we get married or not.

If i can make one of molly's
biggest dreams come true,

I-i can't think of anything
better than that.

You're absolutely right.

Whatever ups and downs
your father and i had,

And we had
an awful lot of both...
(chuckles)

I always loved him.

When the time is right,
you give that to molly.

(speaking indistinctly)

I think
the time is right.

(betty) daniel...

What? why did he just
give me the--i hate the--

You, too?
(door opens)

(speaking indistinctly)

Oh, my god, is he...

(sighs)

Oh.

(laughs)

(people cheering
and applauding)

Oh, it's so romantic,
right?

Now when molly
is all losing her hair,

Daniel has no choice
but to stay by her side.

Hilda.

What? i wish i had somebody
who would love me

If i was all bald.
hmm.

Well, i need to do my e-mail
when you're done.
y.

Hi...
hi, papi.

Aw, the sympathy "hi."

I take it you all know
about elena.

Has she made up her mind
about the job yet?

No.

I really
don't want her to go.

Papi, you just have
to let her know

That she has something
worth staying for.
yeah.

What do you mean?

If you like it, then you
shoulda put a ring on it.

Beyonc? knows.
he is right. you have got
to step up your game.

(ignacio) i want
to step up my game.

I ju thought you guys wod
have a problem with that.

You ren't exactly on board
with her in the beginning.

Well, we are now.
yeah.

So... what are we saying?

That we want a future
with elena?

Uh... yeah.

Duh.
hello.

Gracias.

Oh, my god.
we're getting engaged!

(squeals) yay!
(ignacio) whoo!

(hilda laughs)

Oh, my god,
you're not gonna believe it!

2-time grammy-award-winning
english songbird adele

Agreed to do our shoot!
oh, my god!
that's amazing!

You got adele?
i love her!

I was able to secure it
in five degrees.

The cute guy
from my cardio strip class

Was a mall elf
with david sedaris,

Who lives in the same building
as kevin bacon--not gay,

But you always need him--
who was playing tennis

With rachel maddow--
i hate to admit it,

But the lesbians count--
la maddow is a huge adele fan.

Voil?, winning y.e.t.i. project!
doo doo doo doo doo!
yay!

Okay, i told adele's people
that we were shooting

At the planetarium,
so don't let me down.
actually, uh,
it--itell through.

What?
what?

When i called this afternoon,

They said they'd booked it
for something else.
you! (grunts)

Marc!
you waited
until this afternoon?

You should've left
a message last night,

Followed up this morning,
sent flowers and then waited

Outside their office until they
either gave you the planetarium

Or had you arrested
for stalking!
look, i'm--
i'm really sorry.

Sidebar!

Look, we'll figure
something out.
it is too late.
lives are at stake.

We are voting him
off the island.

He is the weakest link!
shh!

Auf wiedersehen! that's it!
good-bye! he's fired.

Um, i-i can hear you,
you know.
that was the point!

This was just
for dramatic effect.

Do, uh, do you want
to fire me, too?

No.

But, matt, this is
really important to us,

And i know how capable
you are.

But for whatever reason,

It just seems like
you don't care.

You're right.

You're, uh,
absolutely right.

I'm gonna, uh...
get out of your way.

Bye!
wait, no, matt!

No!

Matt, don't go!

What's going on?

(sighs) i didn't know
how to tell you.

I've been wanting to tell you
for a while now.

It's been killing me.
but i just feel like...

I'm losing my passion
for publishing.
what?

I think i should
leave y.e.t.i.

Wait,
hold on, what happened?

You're really good at this,
and i thout you loved it.

I did, i did.

I've just been feeling...
drawn to something else.

Oh.

Uh, well, like what?

Art.
art?

Specifically, i-i want
to paint. oil paint.

Oh, well, that's sort of
out of left field.

Actually, i've always been
terested in painting.

And i just
can't stop feeling

That maybe i got on
the wrong path.

There are some night classes
i want to take.

They start next week.
are you freaked out?

You seem freaked out.
no, no. no, i'm not.
i'm fine. it just--

It's just a lot to process,
but, you know,

If you're passionate
about art, then... great.

I support you 100%.

(chuckles softly)

Wow.

That is so nice to hear.

My family doesn't t-tend
to see things the same way.

So... we're okay?

Yes, of course we're okay.

(betty) it's just
a little bit confusing.

(daniel) publishing can't be
the only thing

You like about him.
no, of course not.
i mean, he's sweet and--

And goofy, and his bad jokes
make me laugh.

And things are just better
when he's there.

Yeah, well,
none of that's changed.

Even though he doesn't do
the same thing as you,

He's still the guy you
fell in love with, right?
wow, you've gotten all wise
since you've been engaged.

(laughs) yeah.
kinda weird, right?

The new york hall of science
is now saying no,

And judging
by the restraining order

They sent me this morning,
they mean it.
well, what are we
gonna do?

(sighs)
we can't just paint stars
in your apartment

And call it the planetarium.

I mean, this is adele,
not amy winehouse.
(cell phone rings)

Wow, betty,
that was really funny.
thank you. betty suarez.

We're never
gonna be editors.
yeah, of course
i can be there today.

I'm gonna go
kill myself now.
thank you.
we got the planetaum!

Oh, my god,
that is great!
i just have to go down
and sign the contract.

Okayi'll--
i'll go with you
(wilhelmina)
are you out of your mind?!

Maybe not.
go. go, go.

(wilhelmina) oh, her bust
looks nonexistent.

For god sake, claire,

Put your bifocals on.
she looks hideous.
how insensitive of me.

The love of your life
stole all your money

And fled the continent
just to get away from you.

So no wonder you don't like
a happy wedding dress.
she looks like
a baboon's ass.

She didn't mean that.
oh, stop talking
to the props, amateur.

Would anyone like
a nice, warm scone?
you might not remember
your wedding

Because it was
5,000 years ago,

But when i married your husband,
it was all about class.

And this dress
has none of it.
well, no wonder

You prefer to put brides
in black dresses,

Since you killed your groom
at the altar.

(whispering) we're gonna
get you out of here.

Just wait for my cue.
(sighs) take off
the dress.

Don't touch that dress.

Don't touch my model.
you let go
of my model.

All right! all right! now!
move! move! move!

Serpentine, serpentine!
you let go!

Just get over here!
(grunts)

(whimpers)

Such a shame.

Yeah, my goal is to give you
the perfect wedding,

And, groom, little hint--

"perfect" means
whatever she wants. yeah.

Understood.
what kind of venue
did you have in mind?

Hotel bora bora, on the beach
under the stars.
"stars."

Outside?
what if it rains?
groom.

Ouide's perfect.

Right.
and i want it
to be like a party.

Tacos and margaritas instead
of lobster and champagne.

And a band
with everyone dancing.

Is this too much?
no. i want you to have
whatever you want.

Well, it all looks
very doable.

So what date
did you have in mind?

We were kind of thinking
as soon as possible.

Like--like the end
of the month.

This month?
mm-hmm.

Mr. meade,
a-a wedding like this

Would normally take at least
eight or nine months.

But it is what she wants.

Let's just make it happen.

Okay. a-absolutely.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

(richard strauss' "also sprach
zarathustra" playing)

Hello, betty.

Mrs. hartley.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to see you.

So when i heard
you needed this space

For your y.e.t.i. project,
i called my friend bitsy,

Who's on the board
of the planetarium,

Reminded her
of a few things i saw

At last year's
christmas party...

(chuckles)
and it's yours.
wow, um...

Why are you doing this
for me?

I mean, we didn't exactly
get off to a great start.

Excellent observation.

Now don't choke
on your adult braces.

I'm dimming the lights.

We put this together
last year...

For an intervention
the family did for matt.

An intervention?
(projector clicks)

Here's matt at mile 25 of
the new york city marathon.

Wow. i didn't even know
he ran a marathon.

He didn't.
a marathon is 26.2 miles.

Mile 25 is when matt
developed a new passion...

(click)
for karate.

Here's matt getting
his brown belt.
(click)

And here he is on his way
to develop his new passion...

Pottery.

(click)
and here--

Oh, that's your mushroom cap
on my painting.

How did that get in there?
(click)

Ah. here is matt
with a cow.
i don't get it.

He was studying to be
a large-animal vet.

His dream was to heal
an elephant. his dream died.

So did tiny.
(click)

Why are you
showing me these?

Well, it does seem odd, given
th i don't care for you,

But in this case,
your plucky immigrant zeal

Could be a good thing.

I want matt back
in y.e.t.i.

Well, he's pretty passionate
about art now.

He always starts
that way.

I don't want matt to be one
of those incredibly rich men

Who never accomplish
anything.

I think if he finishes
this program,

He'll stick with publishing.

Of course,
i can't tell him that.

It has to come
from you.

Uh, mrs. hartley,

I-i really don't feel
comfortable doing that.

I understand.

Well,
enjoy the planetarium.

I know how important
this project is for you

And your career.

It'd be such a shame
if anything went wrong.

(marc) wake up and smell
the quid pro quo.

Of course she's gonna
take it away

If we don't get matt
back in.
well, i don't know
what to do.

On one hand, it seems
like i'm using matt

To finish the project.
not seeing the problem.

And then on the other hand,

I really do want to
help matt finish something.

We all do. we want
to help him commit.

But then on the other hand,

I'm only hearing his
mother's side of the story.

Maybe matt has
a whole different story.
and now you got
three hands,

Which in a weird way,
balances out your two heads.
marc, help me.

Okay, look. i don't care
about your relationship.

What i care about
is my future,

And if we don't have matt
in the group,

Then we don't get
the planetarium,

And then our entire
final project is dead.

Look, we're out of options
at "mode."

Just make it work.

(elena) it's so nice of you
to make me lunch.

What's the occasion?
since when do i need an occasion
to make my girlfriend a meal?

Oh! oh, i'm so sorry.
it's okay.

Oh! smooth, 'nacio.

Let me get that.
no, it's o--
i'll get it.

Are you okay?

(sighs) no.

I know you're considering
that job, but...

I love you, elena.

And i think we have
a future together.

At least,
i hope we do.

(sighs)

Will you marry me?

Oh, my god.

You're leaving me
hanging here.

If--if it's about the ring,
i promise, it's coming.

Shut up and kiss me.

Is that a "yes"?

Yes.
(laughs)

Yes.

Yes, yes.

(both laugh)

Art books.

Wow.

Matt, i've been thinking--

And don't hate me
for saying this--

But do you think maybe it would
be worth it to finish y.e.t.i.

Before moving on
to the next thing?
oh, boy.

I mean, there's only
one week left,

And i really miss
having you there.

And besides, your art class

Doesn't even start
till next week,

So i just
don't see a downside.
wow, you sound
like my mother.

Oh, no, no,
i'm--i'm sorry.
no, it's okay, it's okay.
somehow, coming from you,

It doesn't make me
want to break things.

And maybe i was
a little... selfish,

Leaving you guys
in the lurch like that.

So... you'll come back?

Well, when you do that cute
squinty thing with your eyes,

How could i say no?
yay!

And don't worry.
you're nothing like my mother.

A little, uh,
a little less bouffant.

We're going more, um,
'70s and '60s,

And, you know, some of
the aliens are sweating.

Can you, uh, take a look
before we shoot?
uh-huh.

Hi. you ready to go?
you're really good at this.
i'm glad you're back.

Me, too. oh, uh, you know,
we need to test those lights.

I don't want them to interfere.
i think they're strobing.

Betty, this is dave sheehan,
adele's manager.
(gasps)
oh, my god. hi.

I am such a huge fan
of adele.

We are so happy that
she's doing our shoot.

Yeah. no. me, too.
real happy. whoo.

So what is this--some kind
of, uh, school project?

It's y.e.t.i.,
the young editors--
whatever. you know, i could
kill her for doing this.

Okay.

Maybe you're getting
some lens glare.

We're gonna be taking shots
from this side of the--
hi.

Mom, um, what--
what are you doing here?

Well, i just had lunch
with bitsy.

As usual, hers was liquid.
(chuckles)

But she said you were here,
finishing your y.e.t.i. project.

I was sure it was
drunken ramblings, but...

Here you are.

I'm proud of you.

I'm just glad that you're--

That you're
seeing something through.

Now i'm gonna go before i ruin
our little mother-son moment.

(indistinct conversations)

(speaking inaudibly)

(whispers) thank you.

(indistinct conversations)

Betty...

Did my mother
put you up to this?

Wow.

(chuckles) hey,
you ready for lunch?

Hey, perfect timing.

Brent was just walking me
through the wedding gift guide.

Maybe he can give us
a few ideas.
you guys
are getting married?

Mm-hmm.
that is so great... that
you're allowed to do that.

You should totally register
for this copper-lined cookware.

You two will be cooking with
these for the next 50 years.

That's a long time.
oh, please. the first year
of marriage flies by...

Or so i hear.

Anyway, then you'll be
having babies.

So look at this.

Jeanette valois is
the "it" artist for nurseries.

If you're even thinking
about having kids,

You should book her
right now.

This is a mistake.
i can't get married.
molly.

I'm just gonna
go grab lunch.

Hey...
oh, my god. i can't
believe i let myself

Get caught up
in all this.
stop. hey.

We can do this.

Look...

You've been able to give me
a lot of things,

But you can't give me
more time.

(telephone rings)

(sighs)

(ring)

Hello.

No. elena doesn't
work here anymore.

But i can give her
a message.

Hang on.

(opens drawer
and pulls out objects)

Okay.

Well...

I'll be sure to ask her.

(hangs up receiver)

I can't work like this.

I run the top fashion magazine
in the world,

And claire meade
does a dinky insert

For menopausal old ladies.

My dinky little insert
improves "mode's" circulation

Every time it runs,
and--
shh!

Cal, you kept me
because i'm the best

In the business,
and as the best,

There are three c's
that i avoid...
(sighs)

Collaborion, compromise
and claire.

And trust me, i chose
the nice "c" there.

And what do you have
to say?

She's absolutely right.

And while i think
i actually did fix

Her bizarr little
black wedding dress concept,

The spread
is never going to get done

With both of us working on it,
so for the sake of "mode,"

I'd like to take myself
off this project.

What game
are you playing?

No game.

Life's too short.

So i guess
you're offhe project.

Well, thank you.

Claire, i'd like to have
a word with you.

I just--i-i-i can't believe
that you went behind my back

And met with my mother.
matt, it wasn't
li that.

Because it seems to me like
you got me to rejoin y.e.t.i.

Just so you could have
this stupid planetarium.
no, matt, i thought that
i was helping you.

Oh, wait, let me guess,
let me guess.

She show you
the slide show?
well, yes.

Look,
tiny didn't die, okay?

My mother was manipulating you.
that's what she does.

How could you
believe her?
matt, i'm sorry,

But some of what she said
actually made sense.

You are passionate about
a lot of different things.

Uh-huh, and maybe i'm that way
because i like a challenge.

Did that even occur to you?
look, i'm not just
gonna keep quiet

If i think you're making
a mistake.
god. betty, do you
even hear yourself?

Not everybody has
their life planned out

The way that you do.
that's not the point!

You start things
that you d't finish.
oh, what,
like a y.e.t.i. project?

Don't say it like that. you know
that this is important to me.

And it was important to you
until it wasn't.

Yeahwell, so i changed
my mind. so what?
so what?

So how's that supposed
to make me feel about us?

Are you just gonna
change your mind someday?

Hey! we lost adele.

What?
her manager heard you
two fighting

And called this amateur hour.
i agreed with him

And then offered to give adele
a foot massage,

Which didn't work, either,
so she's gone.
well, who are you calling?

Jodie.
she's my only hope.

Hey, jodie...

(deepens voice) this is,
uh, marc st. james.

I was wondering
if you wanted to grab a beer

And watch straight porn.

So you're just gonna leave?
yeah, well, i might as well

Live up to my reputation
for not finishing things.

(indistinct conversations)

(sighs)

Hey, i thought i'd come by
to support you, but...

It looks like i'm too late.
what happened?

We lost adele,
marc stormed off,

And i got into a fight
with matt,

So there goes
my y.e.i. project,

My professional future

And my rationship.

Wow. it actually sounds
like you might've had

A worse day than i did.

Molly canceled our wedding.

What?

It was too much to get done
and not enough time.

Oh, betty.

I mean,
the wedding planner quit.

The hotel was booked
until the winter.

I just--i wanted it to be
perfect for her, but...

God, if it was up to me,

I would just forget about
all this stuff

And marry her right now.
really?

Well, why don't you?
right here.
(laughs) yeah.

No, i'm serious.

Daniel, we have
this ven all night.

There's a photographer,
wedding gowns at "mode."

And tacos are coming.

You said molly wanted tacos...
and stars.

I mean, maybe it's not
perfect, but...

Maybe "perfect" just looks
a little different

Than you imagined.
what about your
y.e.t.i. project?

Uh, i don't have
a y.e.t.i. project.

And this is
way more important.

I don't know. really?

Yes. go. get molly.

I can take care
of everything else.
okay, all right.

(woman) do you, molly,
take daniel

To be your
lawfully wedded husband,

For richer, for poorer,

In sickness
and in health,

For as long
as you both shall live?

I do.

And do you, daniel,
take molly...

I don't mean to cast doubt
on this lovely ceremony,

But is this
legally binding?
oh, yeah, she was
an ordained minister

Before she decided to become
an actress/model.

How perfect is that?

(woman) for richer,
for poorer...
a mother's dream.

In sickness
and in health,

For as long
as you both shall live?

I do.

Then by the power vested in me
by the state of new york

And the supreme ministry
of exlon-4...

(chuckles)
(chuckles)

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

(mendelshn's "wedding march

From "midsummer night's dream'"
playing)

(cheers and whistles)

(music continues)

(yeah yeah yeahs)
? shake it ?

? like a ladder
to the sun ?

(indistinct conversations)

Hello.

Mm.
isn't this
a wonderful night?

Yes, yes, yes, you're finally
marrying off your man-whore.

(chuckles)

Oh... you haven't heard.

Cal liked
my creative instincts.
(sighs)

He also liked
that i put the magazine

Ahead of my own ego.
isn't there
anmpty shot glass

You could be
blathering into?
so he made me senior
vice president of meade.

I report only to him.

I also have a say in all
of meade publications,

Including "mode."

So try and clear some time
on monday

To pitch me your ideas.

This really is
a wonderful night.

Out of my way, alien!

(screaming inaudibly)

(big band music playing)

(man) ? if it wasn't for you ?

? what can i say? ?

You really throw
one hell of a wedding.

Well, thank you. i'm just
glad it all worked out.

And you were right.

"perfect" doesn't always
look like you'd imagine.
hmm.

(clears throat)
um, may i, uh, cut in?

Mm-hmm.

? darling, i had no clue ?

Uh, look, if i step on your
toes, it's nothing personal.

Remember, i'm not
a very good dancer.
if i step on your toes,

It's probably because
i'm still mad at you.

Look, i know it must be hard
for someone like you

To date a guy like me,
but i want

Exactly the same thing
that you do--

To have something
that i'm passionate about.

And i don't know why
i haven't found my thing yet,

But i'll keep trying.

Just please
don't give up on me.

!

That was my toe.
ooh... i warned you.

Hey, matt, is this the girl
you were telling me about?

Aah! oh, my god.
that's adele.

What is she doing here?
what are you doing here?

Your photo shoot,
i believe.
mm-hmm.

And i heard i was getting
a foot massage.

Never had one before.
oh, my god,
me neither.

We have that in common. i have
something in common with adele.
(chuckles)

Well, very nice to meet you.
i bett get started.
oh, i prioritize
work, too.

We have two things
in common.

Ta-ra! take care.
ta-ra!

Matt, i don't even know
what to say.

Well, i may not be committed
to publishing anymore,

But i di't want there
to be any doubt

About my commitment
to you.

I love you.

(etta james) ? at last ?

? my love ?

I guess we're next.

I do have something
for you.

? my lonely days ?

Wow, that was quick.

?

A plane ticket.

I don't understand.

They, um, called
from the hospital.

They said you haven't
turned the job down yet.

Ignacio...

Shh, shh, shh.

Getting married now, i...

(sighs)
it's not the right time.

? ...are blue ?

? my heart... ?

This is
a great opportunity.

I still love you.

But if i'm committed
to you,

Then it has to be about
what's right for you...

Not me.

Well, we'll still see
each other...

Long-distance.

Yeah.

Sure.

? a thrill that i... ?

(adele's "right as rain"
playing)

? who wants to be
right as rain? ?

? it's better
when something is wrong ?

? you get excitement
in your bones ?

?nd everything you do
is a game ?

? when night comes
and you' on your own ?

? you can say
i chose to be alone ?

(camera shutter clicks)

? who wants to be
right as rain? ?

? it's harder
when you're on top ?

? 'cause when hard work
don't pay off and i'm tired ?

? there ain't no room in my bed
as far as i'm concerned ?

? so wipe
that dirty smile off ?

? we won't be making up ?

? i've cried my heart out,
and now i've had enough ?

? of love, oh, oh ?

(camera shutter clicks)

(jodie) so...
a couple getting married...

A space alien...

A crazy woman
smashing planets...

And adele.

I love it. it's weird.

It's thought-provoking.

And the piece you wrote
about music

Being the great uniter
in the vast universe...

It's brilliant.

You are
the y.e.t.i. winners.

Yeah! (laughs)
oh! yay!

Oh, god.
you are the future
of publishing.

And it's completely due
to your work.

It has nothing to do
with anything extracurricular

One of you may have done
last night.

(clears throat)

Matt, thank you.

It wouldn't have happened
witht you.

Well, we make a great team.

So i am going to
a sing-along.

(chuckles)
and, um, you know
that the men

Who generally go
to sing-alongs are...

A catch.

I love sing-alongs.

We certainly have
a lot in common.

(chuckles)

You are putting
a lot of trust in me.

I mean, getting married
is one thing.

But tting me pick out
your clothes--

That is a huge deal.
it's our honeymoon.
who needs clothes?

I knew i married
the right girl.
(laughs)

But on the odd chance
we actually get out of the room,

See bora-bora,
i am putting in one dress

And a pair of heels.

And, uh, i'm actually
out of sunscreen.

Do you have any,
or should i run out?

Mrs. meade?

(object clatters)

Molly. molly.

Oh, my god!
oh, my god. molly.

Molly, can you hear me?

Molly,
can you hear m

I'm gonna go call
for help, okay?

You're gonna be okay.
molly? oh, molly.

Molly, can you hear me?
molly?

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