Ugly Betty (2006–2010): Season 3, Episode 20 - Rabbit Test - full transcript

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Previously on "ugly betty"...

connor ran off with all the money.

as of noon today,all of the meade
accounts have been totally cleared out.

We clean up our own mess.

I'm gonna start liquidating my
persol assets-- everything I've got.

I'll contribute as much as I can.

Which fabulousfa shion world editor has
begun to sell off her clothes willy-nilly?

I have a son now,d
anit's his company,too.

I have to be careful,though,sometimes--
remind myself that I am not his mother.

A bus,really,daniel?

This is the lowest moment of my life.



For god sake,hold onto the pole!

No way.I don't know
who touched that thing.

My family is,sort of,really wealthy.

I just feel like I don't
know that much about you.

well,here's something else you might
not know-- I'm kinda really into you.

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for the record,I've decided
the limo treatment doesn't suck.

Noted.Also for the record,I'm
not really a limo kind of guy.

I just thought it might be
fun,since it's,you know,tuesday.

Tuesday--now officially
known as "limo day.

" seriously,matt,stop pampering
me.It makes me feel guilty.

Damn.

There goes hot air balloon wednesday.

sounds good,doesn't it?



Seriously,I can make that happen.

I know,I believe you,but it just--
it all feels like a little much,

- you know,with the cutbacks
at work and-- I know,I know.

But for you,hot air balloon
wednesday,submarine thursday...

as long as it makes
you happy,just name it.

Anything.

Well,I don't think you can make me any
more happy,but I'm gonna go out on a limb

and say that things at
work are gonna get better.

- Really?
-Yeah.

It's sort of my grand
unified theory of happiness.

With us so good,how could work be bad?

Coming through.

Excuse me.Sorry.Just trying to get out.

hey,watch it!

- excuse--
sorry.

What is going on?

That's mine."mode" magazine,please
hold."Mode" magazine,hold.

no,he's not available.Please hold.

- Amanda.
- Hey,you cannot just take that!That is "mode" property.

Breathe,mandy.

Breathe.

guys,what is going on?

We're being looted.

I feel so violated,and
not in a good way.

Didn't you hear?

The sex issue was a limp noodle,and
now they've cut the budget to the bone.

Oh,god.This is so depressing.

I just used the word "noodle"
and "bone," and I got nothing.

Apparently,everything leased or
considered nonessential has to go.

I'm looking for... betty suarez?

Do you need any help
loading her onto the truck?

You need my I.D.For a delivery?

It's protocol.

Sign here.

and here.

Is this all really necessary?

inreial he.

And I need your thumbprint.

My thumbprint?

identity confirmed.

The calvin hartley charitable foundation requires
positive identification of all recipients.

The hartley charitable foundation?

Did he say,"the hartley
charitable foundation"?

Daniel,what's going on?

They're repossessing everything.

Betty,shh.Please.

With everything falling apart around
here,just let me have this moment.

every year,cal hartley hosts a charity easter
egg hunt at the museum of natural history.

Wait.Cal hartley?

Oh,it's incredibly exclusive.

I've been trying to
score an invite for years.

Um,daniel,I think maybe this might be...

"the calvin hartley charitable foundation
"is pleased to invite...betty suarez"?

Cal hartley is matt's father.

Of course.Matt... hartley.

I don't know why I
never put that together.

So things are going really
great with you and matt,I guess.

Yeah.

Seeing as...you got e big egg-vite.

Here you are.

Y,sorr daniel.I had no idea.

No,no,no,it's fine.I'm sure you're gonna have fun
mingling with the billionaires and the princesses...

and the popes and the...

oh,sorry,daniel,one second.

hello.

Aunt betty,dot ever break up with matt!

Why do you need my fingerprint?

What are you talking about?

We just got an invitation to
the hartley easter egg hunt.

Do you know how exclusive this is?

- I'm a U.S. Citizen...
- I have an idea.

I have rights,you know!

Grandpa,give him the thumbprint.

You're not gonna mess this up for me.

Go.

Look,justin,I don't really have time for
this right now,but I'll call you back,okay?

Bye.

Everything okay?

Yeah,he was just really excited
about going to the hartley thing.

Your family got an egg-vitation?

that is beautiful,willie.

You are one magnificent mama.

Oh,thank you,miles.

Can we take a break,please?

Christina.

Come get him.

come on,little man.

my back is killing me.

Oh,you poor thing.

You've been holding him
for,what,a whole five minutes.

Try doing it for nine months.

Yes,yes,yes,you're a saint.

And his diaper's full as well.

Miles,darling,thank you so much for
capturing these precious moments.

Oh,it's my pleasure,wilhelmina.

Uh,that woman?

Oh,she's my surrogate.

She's helped me out until I find
a more suitable nanny arrangement.

Was she your egg donor,as well?

What?

No.Why would you suggest such a thing?

Well,the baby doesn't
exactly look like you.

Well,miles,his father is white.

What do you expect?

I mean,he'll brown up eventually.

No,it's not just that,wilhelmina.

My business is seeing,especially faces.

And your child really
looks like that woman.

Well,that's preposterous.

there.Yes.What are you doing?

Listen,not to worry.

I can work wonders with photoshop.

I'll give him the slater chin.

from the summit of mount everest
to the heights of earth's orbit,

whether he's brokeri peace in the
middle east,inventing a new artificial hip

or winning his third indianapolis 500,

cal hartley personifies the
pinnacle of human achievement.

Billionaire,philanthropist,innovator--

there is no part of your life that cal
hartley hasn't touched and probably made better.

Yep,that's dad.

Please adopt me.

Forget it.

Unless you take me,too.

Matt,we really appreciate you inviting us
to your father's fund-raiser,but I just...

feel we wouldn't fit in.

don't even go there,grandpa.

I've been waiting for
this my whole life.

Yeah,and I hear that they have a real
fah-burge egg hidden in with the easter eggs.

I'm so finding it.

"Faberg?"

no,sweetie,when there's an
"e" at the end,it's silent.

Matt,are you sure you wanna do this?

I mean,I didn't exactly start off on the right foot with
your mom,and I was hoping for less pressure with your dad.

You know,maybe we could
have him over for dinner.

Papi could cook...

mm,I would love that.

And we'll just talk
about mountain climbing.

Well,you know,meeting my
father is a really big deal.

I mean,this guy turns down
invitations to the white house.

Matt,you're not helping.

look,look,the point is,four former
presidents wanna meet that guy.

But to me,that guy is dad.

Betty,I want you to meet my dad.

Okay,all right,we're in.

yay. yay! What?!

I figured,the best way to make a good first impression
on mr.Hartley was to learn as much about him as I can.

Did you know he went into outer space?

Oh,I wish I was that rich.

I'd like to go into outer space.

Wow,there are,like,a
million interviews with him.

Here's one in the
"dubayy financial times.

" "Hartley made his reputation riding
to the rescue of struggling companies.

" I'd like to rescue
struggling companies.

Daniel,we are a struggling company.

Listen--"among the assets hartley considers
undervalued "and ripe for reinvestment "

are media companies,including
newspaper and magazine publishing.

" He said that?

Yeah.

Danielwhat if we got
hartley to invest in meade?

I mean,he--he could
be our white knight.

He could save the company.

No,but hartley is
notoriously hard to get to.

Do you really think you can set it up?

Are you kidding?

Matt would be more than happy to set
up a meeting with you and his father.

- Betty,if you can pull
this off-- I can do it!

I can't do it.

- It's jeta meing.
- No,I can'T.

Daniel only wants a
chance to talk to your dad.

Look,everybody wants
to talk to my father.

Invitations to the white house,remember?

Everybody in the world always
wants something from him.

No,but,matt,it's not like that.

This is an opportunity for him.

Yeah,and it's always an opportunity.

Betty,look,you have to trust me.

It is not a good idea.

- But,matt--
no.I'm sorry.

The answer is no.

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I don't know what to do.

Daniel realls myneed help,but I don't
want to do anything to upset matt.

poor matt.

You don't know how much
pressure is on these rich people.

It's incredible.

And what do you know about rich people?

Excuse me.

I've been watching "dynasty"
on the soap channel.

they're not like us.

Listen,I don't know about "dynasty," but if
the choice is between disappointing your boss

or keeping your rich boyfriend
happy,show me the money.

Oh,yeah,it's like when blake has to choose
between his wife krystle and her look-alike rita,

also played by linda evans in a red wig.

Catch up,people.

you know,mija,you tried to
help out,and it didn't work.

Daniel will understand.

Just tell him the truth.

You're probably right,papi.

I should just tell him the truth.

Look at little william here.

This shot really brings
out that slater chin.

Oh,honestly,willie,you haven't
had a slater chin since 1981.

Well,look at these cheekbones.See?

well,as much as I live to tell you what you want
to hear,I don't think babies have cheekbones.

Well,then he must take
after bradford,I suppose.

Actually,except for the fish belly
complexion,I don'see bradford in there,either.

What's this all about,willie?

Oh,nothg,I guess.

It's just... well,miles says the
baby looks a lot like christina.

Oh,my god,he does.

Uh,I mean,does he?

Really?I don't see it.

Marc,this is my baby.

I don't care what that overrated lens
jockey miles foster says,I know my own child.

Of course you do.Why are
we even discussing this?

We were both there when
they did thprocedure.

It was your egg mixed with bradford'S...
swim team. The baby can't be christina'S.

It's medically impossible.

Actually,it is medically possible.

you're joking.

If the surrogate had sexual intercourse before the
implantation,it's possible she was already pregnant.

In that case,your egg wouldn't have taken,and
the baby would be her biological child.

Well,that's all very educational.

thank you for coming down,doctor.

- That's it?
- Yes.

Because you--you
said it was urgent.

- I rushed out of surgery
to get-- thank you.

marc... dear god.

William might not be mine.

I'm so sorry.

Well,it's-- it's
unacceptable.

Without little william's share of the company,I go back to
being a paid employee with daniel's girlish fingers at my throat.

I need you to find out if christina
had sex right before the procedure.

And do it discreetly.

daniel,I need to talk to you.

And I want to talk to you,too.

All right,guys,thank you.

Everyone.Good work.I think it's
time to go home and get some rest.

Have you been here all night?

Why didn't you call me?

Well,I know you were busy with matt.

We decided to go all
inon your hartley idea.

All in?

Yep.I called in marketing,ad
sales,the art department,

and we put together such a kick-ass
proposal for my meeting with hartley.

Um,daniel,before you
start kicking ass,I--

just wait till you see
what we came up with.

We are gonna blow him away.

for over a hundred years,meade
publications has helped to educate,

inform and entertain
generations of americans.

Now leading this bold charge into the
next millennium is a true visionary,

businessman,humanitarian,and
world-class athlete-- daniel m athlete?

Yeah,I was on the crew
team--J.V. Besides,

if hartley's gonna put money into meade the
company,he's gotta have confidence in meade the man.

did you notice I got that guy who did
the voice for hartley's to do mine?

- Daniel,I-- I mean,it's
still a work in progress.

We're gonna photoshop the margarita out of
my hand,maybe put in,like,an orphaned baby...

betty,I gotta tell you,ithiss the first time
in months I feel like we actually have a chance.

So what do you think?

He's gonna love it.

you're gonna knock his
socks off in that meeting.

You didn't really say,"knock
his socks off," did you?

It just came out.

What am I gonna do?

Daniel thinks that this meeting with
hartley could help save the company.

And I have to tell him
it's not even gonna happen.

Well,the man is a "true
visionary," so he may already know.

Oh...there he is.

There's the little product of
an unholy deal with the devil.

Yes,you are!

You're so good with him.

Who knew?I thought my only maternal
instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey.

Stuart's coming by in a little while,and
we're gonna go for a walk in the park.

Yes.Oh,how is stuart?

Better,actually.

At first we thought the treatment wasn't
working,but I don't know,it seems to be improving.

you should see him with this little
ankle biter,all cooing and making faces.

so what are you gonna do about daniel?

I don't know,but I just have to make sure that he
and matt do not see each other until I figure it out.

speak of the devil.

Hello?

hey,it's me.

Hi,I was just about to call you.

Okay,we're still talking.That's good.

I just want to say,I'm sorry I lost it
about,you know,daniel wanting to meet my dad,

and I was hoping I could
take you out to lunch.

That sounds great.

Where do you want to meet?

Acally,I'm heading towards
your desk right now.

What?

Don't go to my desk!

I'm not at my desk!

uh,let'S... play a game.

Um,you try to find me.

sort of like a sexy scavenger hunt?

Yeah,yeah,I guess.

Okay...here I come.

where are you?

Hey,I have a lunch uptown.

I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Good.

Have a-a good lunch.

Thanks.

Warmer... warmer... found you!

Don't make me taser you.

uh,cold!Ice cold!

Freezing!Freezing!

Hey,I forgot my briefcase on your desk.

Oh,no!

Go back to the elevator.I'll go get it.

- Okay.
- Yeah,I'll see you there.

have a good lunch.

Thanks.

found you.

Yay!

- You found me.
- Yes!

You win.

- betty,I totally
forgot-- hey,matt!

Hey,daniel.

Um,we should probably just get going.

okay.

I can't thank you enough for setting
up this meeting with your father.

Daniel!

excuse me?

I really think it'll be an incredible
investment opportunity for him.

I didn't set any meeting.

What?

I told betty I couldn't do it.

Betty,what's going on?

Yeah,betty,what is going on?

Well,why'd you tell him I'd
set up a meeting with dad?

Well,I-I didn't exactly.

Yes... you did.

Look,I can explain this,just
not with both of you right here.

Daniel,will you go wait for
me in the conference room?

- I have a
lunch-- please.

I was gonna tell him this morning...

but when I came in,he'd been up
all night working on a proposal.

I didn't want to break his heart.

Look,but he was gonna
find out eventually.

Yes,but I was hoping that
I could talk to you again.

Remember when you said that
I could ask you r anything?

Submarine thursdays?

Okay,betty.Betty,that was different.

It's just a business meeting between the head
of meade publications and a potential investor.

It has nothing to do with us.

But it does.

Betty,being cal hartley's son-- it's
like I'm two different people.Right?

There's--there's a guy whose father
is worth more than most opec countries,

and then I'm the guy who writes
about sports and forgets his wallet

and gets a lump in his throat
every time his girlfriend smileshim.

Betty,there's my dad and business and
money,and then there's me-- my life.

You're part of my life,aren't you?

Yes,of course.

Daniel.

Why didn't you just tell me he said no?

Because you were so excited.

I didn't want to disappoint you.

So you let me look like an idiot?

I thought I could change his mind.

And?

Sorry. I don't know
what else to do,daniel.

I know how important this is to the
company,but matt is my boyfriend.

and if this is what he wants,then...

I have to respect that.

I understand.

You do?

I imagine matt's gotta have his reasons.

Family can be...complicated.

I oughta know.

It's okay,betty.

So what are we gonna do?

Well,I admit things don't look very good,but,um,we're
not ready to turn the lights out just yet.

We'll figure something out.

There are always other options.

There are no other options.

Well,I can't accept that.

Face the facts,daniel.

We barely cobbled together the cash to
put the last issue on the newsstands.

The government's not gonna help
us,and the banks won't touch us.

What you're talking about-- we
agreed we were not there yet.

Well,we're there now.

The company has survived
for over a hundred years.

People were reading "mode"
during the past two world wars.

They were burning it for warmth
during the great depression.

I mean,I will be damned if I'm gonna explain to my
son-- your half-brother--that we stood by and let it die.

I certainly don't want
that,either,but what do we--

we have poured every penny into
keeping this magazine afloat.

Money of our own.

If we let it go under,we have nothing.

it's time to make some tough choices.

You're right.

I'll take care of it.

I've been thinking,we
don't really talk very much.

That's because we don't
like each other very much.

And it tears me up inside.

We've been spending so much time together
because of the baby,we should be pals.

I'm good,actually.

You know what's a fun thing
for us girls to do--a sex quiz!

I am in!

My sex I.Q.Is crazy high.

I'm like the einstein of sex.

Um...okay."What is your
favorite season to have sex?

" Fall!No,spring!Winter!No,summer!

Oh,this is gonna be
harder than I thought.

I heard "summer."Good answer.

Like... june?Don't you
love having sex in june?

June 14th at 3:02 P.M.,I was
in the ladies' room at the U.N.

J*nos--he's the delegate
from hungary-- and he was.

I have a pornographic memory.

Back to christina.

Sizzling summer
sexcapades--go!

Why are you so
interested in my sex life?

What?It's just a quiz.

I started to think about
it,and then I realized...

june!

That was when I had
wilhelmina's egg implanted.

And the only reason that he would
want to know if I'd had sex--

-he's a pervert?
-No,listen.

Do you remember a coupdays of before the procedure,we went
out to dinner,to that little pub on the lower east side?

Yeah,yeah,you were pretty
upset about the whole thing.

You must've had,what,five or six
pints,couldn't keep your hands off me.

Shut up!Just listen.

They told me I wasn't supposed
to have sex before the procedure,

but I thought,it's just the one time,and
the chance of anything happening...

christina... could he be our son?

ll we,what are we gonna do?

Well... I've got to talk to wilhelmina.

And we've got to find out the truth.

Good mng!

come here,come here,get in,get in!

they're handing out pink slips.

What?

Are you serious?

this is like a reality show.

I hate myself for
watching,but I can't look away.

oh,not sven,not sven!

Well,I guess that'll save some awkward
conversation by the coffee machine.

This is crazy.

Oh,my god.

sorry... amanda.

Amanda?

I'm fired?

This must be some sort of mistake.

I know,right?

I mean,I understand them getting rid of the lunch intern
and the creepy copy guy and all those editors,but...

I'm amanda tanen-sommers.

Oh,mandy,I'm so sorry.

But... I am the--the
face of "mode.

" I am "mode"!

I'm the first person
they see en they walk in.

Who's gonna welcome them now
and tell them where to sign in?

But they need to see something pretty.

Oh,god.It's gonna be okay,sweetie.

This isn't the end of the world.

Someone's gonna hire you in a second.

Really?

Because I can do a job that a
clipboard and a vase of flowers can do?

Oh,mandy.

Marc,I don't belong anywhere else.

I belong at "mode." This is my home.

What am I gonna do?

Daniel,amanda was just
fired.What's going on?

Look,before you panic,your job is safe.

You're too valuable to let go.

Uh,well,thanks,but what
about everyone else?

I thought you said there were options.

Well,unfortunately,it turned out
there really was only one option.

Fire everybody?

Do you think I like firing people?

I like amanda,I like
jenny in accounting.

It was either cut the payroll
or file for bankruptcy.

Then none of us would have
jobs.Is that what you want?

No,no,of course not.

Betty,we shut down five magazines
today.That's hundreds of employees.

I didn't have a choice.

I'm sorry.

I'm getting you that
meeting with hartley.Come on.

I don't have an egg-vitation.

Daniel,it's now or never.

He's leaving for a trans-siberian
motorcycle race right after the party.

Yeah,but what about matt?How's he gonna
feel about you going behind his back?

I hope he understands.

ooh,fah-burge.Come to mama.

damn.Here.

-Matt,I have something I need
to-- -you look really pretty.

Thank you.

So ready for the moment of truth?

Yep.

hey,guys,you want to
come over and meet my dad?

He's right here.

All right.Here we go.

Dad,uh,I would like you
to meet the suarez family.

Uh,justin,hilda... ignacio,my father.

It is a pleasure.

Mr.Hartley,sir.

No,please,call me cal.

Uh,justin,hilda,are
we treating you okay?

Oh,yeah!

Istey,ln,you wanna give me a hint
on where the fah-burge egg is?

Mom!

I don't think that would
be fair to my other guests.

And this must be the young lady
that I've been waiting to meet.

It's a pleasure to meet you,mr.Hartley.

I heard you made quite an
impression on matt's mother.

I think the words she used
were,"over my dead,rotting corpse."

Dad...

well,the thing
is,I don't really--

anyone who can get under my ex-wife's
skin like that is okay in my book.

now I would love to spend the
whole afternoon just with you,

but I have to spend some
time with my other guests,

so please,everybody,have a good time,

and I'll just--I'll-- I'll
see you later. Bye-bye.

Ciao.

Wow,I never shook a hand that's
been in outer space before.

See?Piece of cake.

Work stuff that I just have
to deal with real quick.

But I'll be back.

Daniel!

What are you doing?

Where have you been?There's
security everywhere.

And people are starting
to look at me weird.

Because you're supposed to be a waiter,but you're
standing around eating cookies in a $10,000 prada suit.

This is from 2 years ago!

All right,look,I met mr.Hartley.

What's he like?

He'S... interesting,but nice.

And I think he'll be
open to your thoughts.

-You ready?
-I think so.

Okay,maybe leave the cookie.

you had sex?

Do I need to remind you that
we had a signed contract?

What,you're going to
sue me for having sex?

I gave you a great deal of money,money that
was supposed to help save your dying husband.

At least part of him
was alive and kicking.

Oh,don't get all high
and mighty with me.

You rammed that contract
right down my throat.

And you knew exactly what you
were getting yourself into.

And you knew that I couldn't say no!

God,the contract was barely dry before I
was lying on my back with my legs in the air,

someone waving a turkey baster at me!

Lovely.

I want to know what
we're going to do now.

Because there is a chance
that that baby is mine.

An infinitesimal chance.

It's still a chance.

I need to know whose baby that is.

And so do you.

Yes,I do.

we'll get a blood test.

Then we'll know.

Right.

there he is.

Let's go.

sorry.

Excuse me,sir.

May I see your credentials?

Wha--oh,yeah,of
course.

Uh,just a second.

Uh,I... sorry,I had 'em a second ago.

You know what?He's with me,so it's okay.

He needs his own invitation,ma'am.

This is outrageous.

I want both of your names right now.

Do you have a pen?

Oh,oh,oh,okay,mistake,sorry!

Please just let him go.I can explain.

Come on.

Listen,listen... he can clear this up.

I know you're mad.

You lied to me.

Matt,amanda got fired today,along with about
half of meade,and I couldn't just come here

and drink champagne and hunt for easter
eggs and pretend like nothing was happening.

What was I supposed to do?

You could've come to me.

Would you have changed your mind?

Is this really what you want?

Matt,you mean so much to me,but if giving daniel five
minutes with your dad is gonna help him save meade,

then,yes,it's wh i want.

It's okay.He's with me.

Dad,I'd like to introduce you
to betty's boss,daniel meade.

It's an incredible honor,sir.

Meade,huh?

Don't recall seeing your
name on the guest list.

Uh,uh,it's a fu--
uh,funny story.

Actually,um...

come on,I'm just messing
with you.Let's have a drink.

Great,great.

Matt,thank you.

I know you've shown an
interest in media stocks.

Of course,I read your amazing interview
in the "dubayy financial times.

" Anyway,um,meade publications
is poised to rebound in a big way.

mr. Hartley?

Cal.Cal.

Everything... all right?

I raise a lot of money at this shindig
every year for a lot of terrific causes.

But what I love about it
most is the kids,you know?

Absolutely.

The simple joy on a child's face.

That's what it's really about.

I couldn't agree with you more.

Anyway,all meade needs is a
short-term infusion of operating cap--

it's such a shame
floppy couldn't make it.

floppy?

Yeah,floppy the bunny.

He's the guy we hired to put on the
big pink bunny suit and hand out eggs.

Just totally flaked on us.

That is a shame.

as I was saying,a short-term
infusion of capital would really--

we got the suit and everything.We
just need someone to put it on,

hop around,wiggle his nose.

That'd sure make this day
a success,don't you think?

Make those kids smile?

And seeing those kids' smiling faces would
sure put me in the mood to talk business.

I got it!

I got the egg!

congratulations.

Now why don't you step
up here,young lady?

Oh,excuse me,kids.

-Excuse me,excuse...
-oh,here we go.

Now since you found the faberg?

egg,valued at more than
half a million dollars...

it will now be auctioned off and the proceeds
donated to new york children's hospital in your name.

but I-I found it.

I found the egg,sir.

-All right,sweetheart.
-This isn't fair!

Time to go.

isn't she wonderful?

I found the egg.

are we finished?Do you hate me,matt?

Because I hate me right now and...

no. No,no,I could never hate you.

Never.

And you were right.People's
jobs are at stake.

I mean,your friends are getting fired because
I have some crazy,rich-boy daddy issues?

That's messed up.

No,matt,I still should not
have gone behind your back.

True,you owe me for that one.

I may have to cancel
submarine thursdays.

betty,I just hope you don't regret
hooking daniel up with my father.

Why would I?

My dad can be a great guy,but you do
n want to go into business with him.

He needs to control everything.

I--I've spent my entire life trying to keep
him as far away from my career as possible.

That's why I didn't want him investing
in meade,working in publishing.

I mean,I'd finally found
something that was mine.

But,matt,you don't even work at meade.

But you do.

Betty,you don't know
where this could lead.

Oh,come on,it can't be that bad.

it's floppy!

floppy! Floppy! Floppy! Floppy!

Is that daniel?

I want an egg!

you thought my mom was the tough one?

My mom is like an easter egg-- hard on the
outside,but soft and gooey on the inside.

Dad's more like...

satan.

no,no,no,wait,wait,wait,wait!

Daniel,I'm so sorry.

I had no idea this would happen.

It's okay.

No,it's not okay.

Matt tried to warn me,and I wouldn't
listen,and his father humiliated you.

Betty... we did it.

What?

I just spent ten minutes with
hartley,running the numbers.

he's in.

He's actually delaying his trip to
siberia so we can make a full proposal.

He said he looks forward to
being in the publishing business.

Oh,my god,that's amazing!

wha--but what
about all of this?

It's just to prove what a big man he is.

So you knew what he was doing?

Yeah,of course I did.

I've been dealing with ego-driven
bastards like him my whole life.

You know,I've made a fool of
myself enoughimes for no reason.

I can do it once to save our company.

Daniel,I'm so proud of you.

What's that?

Uh,it's just my cottontail.I was
using it to stop the bleeding.

Those kids were vicious,huh?

here they are--
the lab results.

You haven't opened it?

No,I,uh... I didn't have the nerve.

You--you
open it.

it's yours.

The baby's yours.

thank god.

I was jus--
I was so sure.

Well... now that that is settled,I will be
making other arrangements for william's care.

What do you mean?

I will no longer be needing
your services as nanny.

Given the circumstances,I think it's
best that you stay away from my child...

permanently.

* there's a light
that just won't go out *

* no matter what they try to do *

* 'Cause you can't
pull out the circuits *

* remove the bulb messages.* *

* And it just might be
e brightest star * *

* discovered yet by man *

* but it might as well be a
pinhole from where we stand *

* so don't feel bad *

* don't look so sad *

* we're much more than that *

{\a6}*********

* but for now it's a death trap *

a carrot basket.

at least hartley has a sense of humor.

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