Ugly Betty (2006–2010): Season 3, Episode 17 - Sugar Daddy - full transcript

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Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 17

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Here you go

Hey guys, good morning!

Wow Betty, who died?

I didn't wanna look too cheerful

Everyone's so depressed at work

This is a financial crisis

And Daniel's girlfriend is sick ..

Did I overdo it?

No, No! All black is ..



Aunt Betty, you look.. Almost fashionable

Justin, are you crying?

No, I'm just proud

You do listen ..

You know I still don't understand how that guy Connor

Could steal all that money from the company

And nobody even noticed?

That's terrible

I know papi, and the worst part is

I think he's gonna get away with it

He's totally disappeared

Why, why does he do that?

I don't know, I guess some people are just greedy

You don't wash mushrooms, you wipe them!



He's not talking to you

He's talking to that stupid TV chef on Kitchen Rumble

This Frankie Barata guy really makes me mad

Then why do you keep watching him?

Because, I keep thinking somebody's gonna beat this guy

I mean, I mean ..

If the judges like your dish better

You could walk away with thousands of dollars

But if they like mine ..

All you're gonna get are my leftovers

Hey spit on your leftovers

Eww

I keep calling him and telling him I should be on that show

I can cook better than him

Papi, you can cook better than everyone

Oh by the way, I'm not gonna make it to dinner tonight

I have plans with my new friend Matt

Mmmmmmm

We've been hearing a lot about this new friend Matt

Say, you're blushing

Stop! What, it's just a couple of dates and ..

I don't know, I think there's something there

Ok I gotta go, bye!

- Love you ..
- Bye

Do I look serious enough for a company in ruin?

Yes! Don?t touch your outfit you look perfect

So close and yet so far

Daniel Meade's office

Did you get the gift I sent?

This is Matt by the way just in case you're wondering

Hi Matt, I know who it is

Umm, no I don't see a gift,

Oh even better, then I'll be on the phone when you get it

I love the looks on a person's face when they get a present

You can't see my face through the phone silly

I'll imagine it

Oh, hold on one second

Good morning Daniel,

how are you, can I get you something?

Coffee, cream, a couple of billion dollars

Or a company that doesn't go bankrupt

Just joking, sort of

Have you spoken to Molly?

She needs time alone, to figure out her treatment

Whether she wants to go through all that again

And you don't wanna be there with her?

She made it pretty clear that she wants to be left alone

So I have to respect her wishes

Oh .. thank you .. Ohh

Someone has an admirer?

Let me just put this away

Sorry

Don't apologize

You should take happiness when you can find it

- You deserve it
- Thank you

I just got your jellybeans

Yay! So what does your face look like?

My face is .. Smiling

Was that a smile on your face?

No Willi, it was a sneer I promise

Good

What are you ..

Are those gladiator sandals?

Are we in ancient Rome?

Will you be wrestling a lion?

Take those off

- Burn these ..
- You are fired

Willi, as much as I love watching fired employees

Scamper off sad and barefoot

Are you okay?

What mood do you think I should be in Marc?

The company's on the brink of collapse

Connor ran off with all the money

Yeah Hey Willi, he did break your heart a little bit, right?

Don't be ridiculous, Connor Owens is a thief

Nothing more than that to me

Just another disappointing useless male

Has it occurred to you that my mood of late

Might have something to do with a newborn baby

Who never seems to stop crying?

Speaking of darling baby William

The nanny called, she can't come this week

Apparently, her own child has come down with chickenpox

Her own child? Who does this woman think she is?

Get Christina to babysit

And here's a list of things I need you to pick up for the baby at Estella

Agh .. I did not sign up for this baby business

Cashmere diapers, is she kidding?

Aw .. I love shopping at baby stores

You do?

I like to sit in a tiny furniture and pretend I'm a scary giant

The children cry, it is so much fun

Hey do you wanna go with me tomorrow?

Yeah, wait .. Mode magazine, this is Amanda

How may I direct your call?

You! How many times have I told you not to call here?

Leave me alone you psycho!

What was that?

It was my mother, she's been reading about the company in the news

And she's concerned about my job

Mandy, it's been a year

Would it be so horrible if you reconnected with your parents?

They lied to me my entire life about being adopted

Now you know me I'm not the one to hold a grudge

But I will never speak to my parents as long as I may live

- What?
- Nothing, it's just really pretty when you're dramatic

The bad news is our insurance doesn't cover us for a loss of this magnitude

Oh ..

So what's the good news?

There is no good news

Oh good god!

Do you even know how the good news/bad news setup works

If you're looking for good news, why don't you ask your boyfriend Connor

Well you stole his fiancee no wonder he wanted to steal from us

You were dating him, how could you not know what he was doing?

Oh so it's my fault now?

Stop! Bickering isn't going to solve anything

Yes, stop bickering Daniel

Thousands of people are going to lose their jobs if we don't fix this

Well easier said than done Claire, what's your bright idea

How about a federal bailout?

Oh of course, Daniel and I will just march down to Washington

And beg the government to save our magazine

You don't have to march anywhere

They're already here

Federal government sends panel to New York City to consider print media bailout

Mum, this is genius

You may wanna rethink your wardrobe Wilhelmina

We're gonna have a little trouble convincing them we need money wearing mink

It's not mink darling, it's chinchilla

Whatever it is, you look like a rich bitch

Matt, you didn't have to come all the way to Queens just to see me home

Well considering how I left my wallet at work and made you pay for dinner

I could use your brownie points

Oh sorry, don't mind me

So you must be Betty's new friend Matt

I'm her sister

Betty you didn't tell me you have a sister

- What?
- Yes I did

I'm kidding, she talks about you all the time

I have a terrible sense of humor

It grows on you, or it doesn't

- It's nice to meet you Hilda
- You too

Thanks again for dinner

Wait a minute, why was he thanking you for dinner?

He didn't pay?

Well sometimes he forgets his wallet

Sometimes? As in more than once?

Oh no no no, Betty, I do not like this man

He's just absent-minded, but he's so sweet

He sent me jellybeans at work today

Jellybeans? What kind of a cheap present is that?

Hilda! Stop

Okay maybe he's not perfect but..

The more time I spend with him, the more I like him and ..

I don't know, just all this craziness at work is really giving me perspective

I have a wonderful job and a great family and ..

A guy that I like, can't I just enjoy this moment, please?

Mum, Mum! I found this with the mail

Honey, what is it?

It's from the landlord

This document shall serve a termination of your rental agreement

Please be advised you have until the end of the month to vacate the premises

Oh my god! We're being evicted

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I hate doing this to you Ignacio

Then don't, we've been living in this house for 25 years

Mr. Di Lena, this is our home

I mean there's gotta be something we can work out right?

The truth is I'm having some money problems

I'm gonna have to sell to my idiot nephew

Sao, couldn't we rent from him?

He's turning it into a recording studio cause that's a good investment

A recording studio? But I have my business here too

My salon, what am I supposed to do?

I wish I could help, but unless you can match my nephew's offer

buy the house yourselves

Yes! Yes, we'll buy the house

We should've taken the limo

Right and have our picture taking getting out

That will help us get the bailout money

But a bus, really Daniel?

Oh god, this is the lowest moment of my life

Straight tote across town, come on it's gonna be fun

- One please
- Metro cards or quarters only

Do you think I carry quarters?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Can you break a 50?

Thank you!

Ok, the loan officer said that we do qualify for an FHA loan

So what does that mean?

It means we only have to put down 5% before the end of the month

15 thousand dollars

Betty, I don't have that much money saved up

Yeah but if we combine all of our savings

This is my responsibility, I'm not taking money from my children

Dad stop, stop being so stubborn

This is our house and we wanna stay

Why don't we just ask Daniel for the money?

Justin! Daniel has his own money problems

And I would never ever ask him for something like that

Oh! But Marc and Amanda still owe me the security deposit on my apartment

That's a start

I could offer more sodas at my salon

Smear some yoghurt on an old lady's mug and call it a facial

Yeah! See? Come on papi it's our house, our memories

We should at least try, right?

Come on!

Alright

Excuse me sir, you're in my personal space

So if you're fond of your thumbs I suggest you take one large step backwards

Thank you very much

I thought you were gonna dress down so it looks like we need money

This is what I wear to the gym

For god's sake, hold on to the pole

No way, I don't know who touched that thing

You're such a baby

We better get that bailout

Agh why would anyone want to have a baby

They're so expensive

I know right?

I need food, I need diapers, think of yourself first

Hey thanks for coming with me today

If I never see another baby as long as I live it'll be too soon

You guys shop at Estella, best baby store ever

Oh I know, it's like my favorite place in all of New York City

And Chelo here just loves her little organic cut and onesies

Wait, Chelo? What kind of baby name is that?

So creative, really special

I'm Timothy by the way

Marc, and we're not together, she's just my hag

So I'm guessing you have a baby?

No he doesn't

No, not on me, my little angel's at home

Oh with your partner?

No, nope, single .. Single and ready to mingle

Me too yeah, single parent

You know what, we should get together for a play date sometime

Definitely, I'll call you

Play date

That was rude, he didn't even introduce himself to me

Cute and rude! I'm in love

Oh just the people I was looking for

I need to talk to you about money situation

Gorgeous! That will be 200 dollars

What?

Hey, if you have a Kirsten Dunst and this is Madison Avenue, this is what you pay

Not the same Madison Avenue

Yes, yes, this is Ignacio Suarez

And I'm trying to find someone who can help me

No, I will not hold,

So my family is trying to buy our house

And since you guys are subletting my apartment

I thought it was only fair that you pay the security deposit

75 dollars, 50 dollars

Come one we're trying to buy our house

Money makes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round

Money makes the world go round, of this I can be sure

On being poor

Anyway, my family really needs this money

Oh that is just so you Betty

All fluky and sweet

So you can give me the security deposit money?

Not a chance in hell

Ta

We stand before you today

Humbled by an economic crisis

That threatens the entire publishing industry

Meade Publications is an American company

Founded by an American family

And today we're asking for your help

We understand your plight Mr. Meade

But your flagship publication is a fashion magazine

Why should the government care about something so frivolous?

Frivolous? Oh my dear congressman

Fashion is art, it enriches people's lives

Not to mention it is a vital part of our New York economy

The industry imploys thousands of people

Photographers, construction workers, engineers, vendors

Many of whom we rode the bus with just this morning

Yeah you've mentioned that several times

Well I must concede, your proposal raises some interesting points

We will reconvene on Thursday and talk numbers

Thank you Mr. Chairman

So if you add up all of our savings

We're still 9644 dollars short, how?

What about the security deposit from Marc and Amanda?

Ugh, no luck

You big day at the salon?

Am I the only one who made money today?

My one man show on the street totally killed

Justin, you skipped school and pan handled?

I made like 250 bucks

Oh! Good boy

What about you papi?

Don't worry, I'm gonna get us that money

Papi, how are you gonna get 10,000 dollars by the end of the month?

Ok, here it is

Come on, everybody, quick

We have a winner

A man, from Queens New York called us 162 times in a single day

He says my food is terrible

Well I got news for you Ignacio Surez

I'll be coming to your kitchen to make your dish

And with 10,000 dollars on the line

It better be good

Because Ignacio Suarez, I challenge you to a Kitchen Rumble

I told you, I told you I'll get us the money

That is so cool, how do they do that?

Oh .. hey!

The camera adds 10, you'll thank me later

And you! Betty's new friend Matt

Why does everyone keep calling me that?

Wow, that really doesn't move does it?

Can we off this thing?

Justin why don't you go help grandpa

So what happens if your dad doesn't win?

Matt, don't say that too loud, you'll make my dad nervous

But if you lose the house, where will all of you live?

Don't worry about it, my dad's gonna take care of it

Oh my god look it's Frankie Barata

Which one of you is Ignacio Suarez?

I am!

Come here you persistant old bird!

You're really gonna be on this show huh?

So what you'd do with the money if you win?

Fat chance but what, do some travel, new car?

Actually, we're trying to buy our own home

Ah that's great man, the American dream, good for you

Frankie, we're rolling so whenever you're ready

In 5, 4, 3, 2 ..

I'm Frankie Berata and I'm coming to you from Queens New York

Where Ignacio Suarez and I are going head to head

For bragging rights to New York's best chicken mol?

If Ignacio wins he gets 10,000 dollars

But if I win, all he gets are my leftovers

Let the kitchen rumble begin

Well it was pretty clear that the committee responded to me

So when we go back let me do all the talking

Hello Daniel

- Yeah?
- I'm trying to antagonize you but it's no fun if you're not here

Where are you

Sorry, just a little distracted

You know, I couldn't imagine this would ever happen

Connor Wiping us out like that

Yeah well I guess you really never know anyone

Yeah but you were in love with him, that's gotta be hard

We're not here to chat about Connor

This is a business lunch

Save the pillow talk for your girlfriend

Actually Molly and I are ..

Trouble in paradise?

Can we not talk about her right now?

Oh sure, it's okay for you to ask me about my personal life

But you can't be in the hot seat?

She's sick Wilhelmina, she's dying

Well, now you made me feel awkward

Waiter, we're gonna need some wine, lots of it

Now, it looks like Ignacio is making a traditional mol? poblano

While Frankie seems to be experimenting with a mol? of peanuts

Or in espanol, cacahuetes

Pace yourself papi, you still have 10 minutes

Ignacio grinding cherry paste

And can this be right, I don't believe it!

Frankie putting bread crumbs in his pot

I can't watch I'm too nervous

What's you grinding over there Ignacio?

Frankie getting in Ignacio's head now

Not bread crumbs Frankie

Ooh listen to that trash talk

Papi! What's wrong?

Are you okay, is it your heart?

No it's my back

Throw it out I can't move

Stop the clock, time out, TO

Sorry guys, there's no time out

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

Fine, then we'll need to make a substitution

A substitution in the middle of cooking

A Kitchen Rumble first

I'll allow it

Good, good, ok who's the best at chopping?

No no no don't look at me

- I just did my nails
- Me too

- What? No
- Yes

No papi I don't even know how to cook at all

I'll tell you exactly what to do

Mi hija, it's for the house

8 Minus 9 and counting

Okay, I'll do it, what do I do?

Just turn the mol? and turn the chicken

Turn the mol?, and turn the chicken

Smart move, they turned to the sturdy girl to step in

I can hear you, you know

Now remember ladies and gentlemen

The judges have no idea which dish belongs to which chef

That's our mol?

I know, and they love it, look at their smile

We're so gonna win this

It looks like the judges have made their decision

In the battle of chicken mol?, there can only be one winner

That winner ladies and gentlemen is ..

Frankie Barata

What?

Oh wow! Thank you, thank you

This was so unexpected

I can't believe we lost

Come on guys! It's not a total loss

You get to eat my leftovers

Well it's not your fault you lost Betty

Those shows are rigged

It's actually sinking in

We're gonna lose our house

Look, you know what maybe I can help you guys out

No, Daniel, no, I cannot ask you to do that

Especially with all the money problems going on here

Chop chop Daniel, we can't keep the government waiting

We have millions to collect

You know your family's important to me

We're not done talking about this

Alright, I'll be fine, just go to your meeting

Save the company

And so after extensively reviewing our finances

We have decided to ask for a subsdidy of 75 million dollars

We feel the government must step in to protect the print media industry

Uhmm, well speaking of print media

I was wondering if either of you caught this morning's post

You look pretty smiley here for people on the verge of bankruptcy

Oh no no no, no we were commiserating

We were only laughing because the waiter had just tripped

This is a 400 dollars bottle of wine

Well to be fair congressman, it was the only drink offered on the menu

You expect the hard working American tax payer

To hand over millions of dollars

While you two paint the town red?

Congressman, I assure you, we were not using company funds

We were spending our own money

Shame on you! Shame I say

Do you know when that hot gay dad asked me on a play date

I didn't actually think he meant play date

You're fine! You just borrow Wilhelmina's baby

Slap on a fanny pack and voila, you're a dad

So what do you even do with a baby?

I don't know, lie to it

Pretend it's yours, never tell it it was adopted

Mandy, is that phone call from your mum still bothering you?

That woman robbed me of the chance to ever know my real mother

I mean I was conntected to Fey Summers for years and never even knew

- Downer
- I know right?

Hey Christina, we need to sign out Wilhelmina's baby

He's not a pea coat, you can't just sign him out whenever you want

What are you two up to?

What are you up to?

- What?
- What?

She's fine Christina

Wilhelmina feels that I need to bond more with her little bundle of joy and sticky

Oh, well if that's what Wilhelmina wants

Please be careful with him

No piercings, no tattoos

I was sure I could beat him

Papi, you were robbed

Frankie Barata doesn't deserve to eat your leftovers

- It's gonna be okay
- It's not okay

I promised your mother I would look after you guys

And now you, Betty and even Justin are raising money for the house

It's my responsibility

This was my chance

Oh my god! Oh my god!

What are you doing here?

Look, the answer to our prayers

Ten thousand dollars!

Daniel

Timothy right on time

Let me just put my fanny pack on and we'll head to the playground

Where's Chelo?

Sorry, my Chelo is back at home with the nanny

Somebody woke up from her nap with a little fever

That's great!

I mean not for Chelo, poor Chelo

But it just so happens that Amanda here is my nanny

So, why don't we leave the babies with the nannies

And we'll get some coffee

Bye bye honey

Marc! Marc

Is she okay? She seems a little confused

Oh, her English isn't so good

I'll see you later Amanda, thank you so much goodbye

I know this fabulous little cafe around the corner, have you been?

Marc, Marc

First of all, thank you

You're welcome

But it just doesn't seem right

With everything at the company up in the air

We cannot take your money

Okay, what are you talking about

The check, for ten thousand dollars

What check for ten thousand dollars

Alright, I know that you're trying to be all anonymous

That's why you made the signature so hard to read

But, I knew that you were worried about my family and ..

We didn't get the bailout Betty

I just blew our last shot at saving the company

What? No but I thought ..

Meade is done Betty ..

And I'm sorry, but I didn't write you that check

Here, take it

What happened, where is Marc?

I thought Wilhelmina wanted him to bond with the baby

He just needed it to hook up with this guy

- What?
- Oh yeah, babies are THE hot accessory in the gay world

Small dogs, totally 5 minutes ago

Well he likes you

Well I did carry him for 9 months

Kinda hard not to feel connected

You have to be careful with some things,

Remind myself that I'm not his mother

What do you mean?

Well, you're adopted, you should know more than anyone

Your real mother's not just the one who gave birth to you

It's the one who raises you and tuck you in at night

And yells at you when you miss your curfew

uhoh, you wanna help me change the diaper?

No

No notes, no explanation, just 10,000 dollars

Doesn't that seem so weird?

Yes, really weird

I mean what would you do?

If I get a check like that?

I don't know, cash it?

Dance for joy?

I can't dance by the way, please don't ever ask me

It's just .. Maybe I'm overthinking it

Oh thank you

Thank goodness I've brought my wallet today

I know it's a miracle

uhoh, it's work

Can you just hold on one second?

Hello?

So without the government's help

The company has no money to move forward

As of tomorrow, Meade publications goes dark

I can't believe this is happening

I told you not to flaunt your wealth

Oh please, I suppose you've started making bathtub gin to economize?

When you start ordering your botox from Mexico we'll talk

They were right

The bailout committee

We don't deserve that money

What are you babbling about?

Well do we really expect some unemployed auto worker to save us?

It's not fair

So what, we throw in the towel?

No, we clean up our own mess

It's our name on this building, it's our responsibility

What do you propose?

I'm gonna start liquidating my personal assets

The house in Amagansett, the town house, stocks, art

Everything I've got

I should be able to raise enough to keep the company afloat

Keep everyone on payroll at least for a few months

You do realize that if the company doesn't turn around

You will lose everything

I know

Daniel, I don't have the same kind of resources you do

But I'll contribute as much as I can

I have a son now and it's his company too

Your father would be proud you've taken this off

You are very very brave son

Yeah

Thanks mum

Sorry about that

You're ready to go?

Matt what is this?

Is it some kind of a joke?

It's not a joke

So this is you

And you weren't gonna tell me

You were just gonna let me believe that some stranger gave it to me?

You weren't supposed to find out

Betty listen, the last thing I wanted was for you to feel ..

I don't understand, how did you even find this much money?

Well, well my family is sort of, really wealthy

Okay, and you weren't gonna tell me that either

Well, it never came up in a conversation

Betty, please don't be angry

Look, it's not that much money

Yes, it is

No, not when you get billions of dollars laying around

I'm sorry, did you just say billions?

Well,you know it does go up and down you know with the markets

The dollar has been pretty ..

Matt!

Betty, I want you to have this money

Look, I know you're trying to help ..

No no,look, you don't even have to pay it back

Matt, you can't just give me this

It's too much

No, no it's not, it's not

Look we throw money like this at charity all the time

I'm not your charity

No, Betty

Hilda, would you please give it up

We're not taking Matt's money

You don't even like Matt

What? You are crazy, I love Matt

Matt wants to give us 10,000 dollars

In fact, if you don't marry him

I'm gonna scoop him up myself

- Mum
- What, I'm just kidding

I am not kidding

Do you smell that?

It smells like papi's mol?

That's because it is papi's mol?

You all remember Mr. Barata

What is he doing here?

Yeah

Your dad was just giving me a cooking lesson

You know I couldn't say this on TV

But he really skewed me with his mol?

- So then why didn't he win?
- Yeah!

Don't be upset

I gotta win 3 outta 4 contests just to make my show's budget

So it was fixed!

We really needed that money

Look, I'm really sorry, I know

And that's why I came by to offer your dad

A job at my restaurant

I'm excited to have his mol?, on my menu

And I told Mr. Barata that I would love to go work for him

Papi, you just gave this guy your mol? recipe?

Gave? This guy don't give anything

He took me for 10,000 dollars

It is quite a secret recipe

And it's worth every penny

- I'll see you monday Ignacio
- You bet

Thanks a lot

Do you think we should've asked for more?

So how was your date?

Oh it was terrible

Just talked about his stupid baby the whole time

Chelo this, Chelo that

Hello! Let's talk about me

But hey listen

I'm sorry I left you stranded with the Wiliminini

No, the baby time was good for me

Kinda got me thinking

You wanna have a baby

Oh my god! You want me to be the father

Ew! No, gross!

Okay it's not that gross!

You were saying?

I guess .. I just realized that I spent so long being mad at my parents

That I kinda forgot that they were my parents

I mean they've always been there for me

They must really miss me

And to be honest I kinda miss them too

So I heard you're gonna finance the company with your own money

That's pretty brave

That's what everyone's telling me

Though, I've never felt like a bigger coward

In my entire life

I Just .. Let her walk away

Molly?

She told me she was sick

Told me not to get involved

To let her go

And the messed up part was ..

I felt relieved

Why?

Because, I was scared ..

To see her get worse

But ..

But?

I love her

Well then you should be with her

Yeah

Go find her .. Go

Now

Hey mum, it's me

Molly!

Daniel?

What are you doing here?

I thought about it

I decided I'm not letting you go

Daniel, we've talked about this

You don't know how hard this is gonna be

I can't put you through it

And I can't let you do this alone

I know you're scared

Molly, I am too

But I need you

I need you in my life

- Hi
- Hey

Thanks for meeting me

Matt, I'm sorry that I got so upset yesterday

No, don't, I'm the one who should be apologizing

You are not my charity

And I will never try to buy your house again

It's a deal

I don't have to buy anything if you don't want to

No dinners, no jellybeans, no nothing

Alright, alright, let's not go crazy

It's just ..

When you gave us that check

It's like one minute you're Matt

Who forgets his wallet and then ..

Betty, I'm still the same person

I know, I just feel like I don't know that much about you

Well, here's something else you might not know

I'm glad that you're not still mad at me

Cause, I'm kinda really into you

- Betty hurry up
- Where's the popcorn?

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