Ugly Betty (2006–2010): Season 2, Episode 14 - Twenty-Four Candles - full transcript

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Previously on "ugly betty"...
gene simmons is my father.

Daddy?
Daughter?

I'm going to start a magazine-
"Hot flash."

If i can't marry
into the meade family,

I will give birth
to an heir.

We need to find
a surrogate we can control.

Do we feel pregnant yet? How
long am i trapped here for?

I'm renee.
I'm daniel.

Meade. I know.

I see you've met
my sister.

You think it's too early to start planning
family vacations? You're a fool, daniel.



You have no idea what
you're getting yourself into.

You just really seemed to up
your game when betty showed up.

What? I don't think i'm
the suarez sister you like.

Tell me who you're dating.
Henry from accounting. There.

More.
He got charlie pregnant.

I know you're leaving
in five months,

And i know that
i'm gonna get my heart broken,

But maybe it's worth it.

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What is this place?

Where am i?

You're in
the most amazing place ever.



Henry.

Happy birthday, betty.

I don't understand.

We're here because
you're going to have

The best birthday
of your life.

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Good morning.

There she is...
good morning.

The birthday girl.

Feliz cumplea?os, mi amor.

Thank you, papi.

Happy birthday, chica.
Oh, i got something for you.

What? You want 23 more?

Love the bag, aunt betty.
Vuitton?

No, it's a fake.
I got it from some guy

Selling off a blanket on 6th avenue.
You know, you make it really hard for me

To live vicariously through you. So i know
you didn't want anything special this year,

But maybe before you head off
for the poconos,

Some birthday pancakes?

Daddy, i love
your birthday breakfasts,

But henry and i want
to get an early start.

Well, i hope you and henry
have a wonderful weekend. Mm.

And, uh, don't forget
your cupcakes. Oh, i won't.

It was nice of daniel to give you the
day off. I know. He was great about it,

Except he says
now i owe him one.

Someone has a short memory.

Okay, i know you told us
not to, but...

Aah! A cell phone!

Justin, this is-

Wait,
is this my cell phone?

Turn it over.

Aah! I love it.

Fierce, huh?

Very.
Don't do that.

No?
No.

No.
No.

Okay. Uh, guys, i love you.
I'll see you sunday night.

I'm so excited.
Love you.

Love you, too.

Aw, they are gonna have
such a good time this weekend.

Papi, what's wrong?

She forgot the cupcakes.

Just a minute.

Did you shave your arms?
They look bigger.

Daniel, i know
we've had our issues...

You tried to ruin
my magazine, destroy my family,

Marry my father on his deathbed
- Some bigger than others,

But i never personally
wish you any harm.

That's why i'm here
to warn you about renee.

Renee has
a history with men.

She becomeneedy,
erratic, obsessive.

It probably has something to do
with daddy withholding affection

While we were growing up.

I mean, i've dealt with it well,
but renee on the other hand-

Stop. You don't
have to say anymore.

I don't believe anything
you have to say.

Stony brook.

What?

Ask my sister
about stony brook

If you really want
to get to know her.

How was i? Excellent.
Sincere, but not condescending,

Just the right dash
of menace

And your breasts,
of course, look amazing.

You've gotten under
his pasty, hairless skin, woman.

Well, i better.
Renee's a loose cannon.

I can't have that,
not with what i have planned.

Oh, god,
this bloody window.

Oh, is a nice breeze
too much to ask for?

I bet my sister
had it bolted shut.

Evil robots
don't need oxygen.

Oh.
Let me help you.

Oh, go on, please. Ohh.

Ooh. This should freshen
things up a wee bit.

No candles... ever.

Okay.

Christina, okay, wait.

Repeat, please,

And try to enunciate.

I'm sayin' there's something
goin' on with her,

And i am going to
find out what it is.

With who?

Wilhelmi's sister-Renee.

She's strange.

Like, just now.
Like, listen,

I tried to light
a candle...

And she totally freaked
out. What? A-A candy?

What type of candy?
Why were you lighting it?

A candle.

I can't hear you. Justin
bedazzled my cell phone...

And i think there's glue
in the circuitry.

I know.
It's a mystery...

But i'm gonna find out.
Okay, i'll talk to you later.

* happy birthday to me *

Henry!

* birthday girl in the house *

I'm ready to get in the car,
go on our adventure!

I love adventures.
Where are we going?

Charlie.

Charlie. I-I didn't even know
you were in town.

Well, you know, i've been
trying for months to get

Into this parenting seminar
with harvey karp.

He's, like,
this amazing baby doctor.

He's, like, a baby guru genius. Betty.

Anyway, so i get
a phone call yesterday,

And they have an opening in a seminar
this weekend, so... this weekend?

C- Can you
just give us a minute?

Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, of course. Sure.

Baby kicked.
Baby kicked.

He's so excited
to see his daddy.

Betty, listen,
she just showed up.

I already told her she can go
to that seminar without me.

We can still go away.
No, no, no, henry.

What-What are you
supposed to do?

It's for the baby.

But it's
your birthday weekend.

I know. I know, but-But maybe
we don't have to go away.

We could just celebrate
here in new york.

It's new york.

There's restaurants
and nightclubs,

And i will organize the ultimate
birthday extravaganza,

To which you are invited.

Betty, you're unbelievable.

Only when i'm with you.

Henry,
i can't find the toothpaste.

Top left drawer!

I'll see you tonight.

Okay.

Alexis,

I got the numbers you sent me
on mom's magazine.

Good. 'Cause
we really need to talk.

Oh, my god.
What are you doing?

Trying on the new domingo line.
Oh, get over it.

When we were kids,
we used to bathe together.

Yeah? Well, when we were kids,
you were a boy.

So did you look
at mom's budget?

Yeah, i did. I think
she's finally lost it.

This was supposed to be
a hobby to make her feel better,

Not a real magazine.
And check this out-

She wants to do
an ongoing series

About extreme adventure
for the over-50 set.

It only adds
$50,000 an issue.

You gotta talk to her. No.
You wanted to be in charge.

This is your problem.

Oh, amanda, hey.
So look, i know i'm not

Supposed to be here,
'cause it's my birthday,

And i was going away for
the weekend... to des moines?

The poconos. Oh, well, anyone
who's anyone is going to des moines.

My dad, gene simmons,
who's in the band kiss,

Is playing there tonight.
Rock 'n' roll.

I love saying that.
It totally feels right.

Anyway, uh, my plans
have changedso i'm here,

And i kind of have
a problem.

Oh, right, 'cause you're turning 40? 24.

I need to plan
a great new york birthday,

And i figured,
if anyone knows, amanda knows.

Where is the most romantic place
to have dinner in new york?

Oh, my god. Right now
the pemberly inn is so hot.

If i could sit
on the patio at sunset,

I would make out with...

Well...

You.

Okay. Pemberly inn.
Got it. Thanks.

Happy 50th.

Good morning, daniel.

I bet you're surprised
to see me.

Uh, should i be?

Right. You weren't supposed
to come in today.

Look, i'm sorry.
I've had a weird morning.

Uh, glad
you're feeling better.

I'm not sick.

It's sort of
a special day today.

Oh, my god. Oh, of course.
I almost forgot. It's okay.

Renee's coming for lunch.

Could you make sure and order us
something really special?

Um, okay. All right.

Uh, now, invites for tonight,
you have three options-

Uh, ooh, dugout seats
to the yankees game

And drinks with derek jeter-
Fun-

Moby and natalie portman's
private reception

For julian schnabel
at the gagosian-Cool-

Mm. V.I.P. Tickets
to the new york philharmonic

In central park and fireworks-
Not really up your alley.

I'll just get rid of these. No,
no, wait. Concert with fireworks...

I mean, that sounds kinda- Dangerous,
i know. I- I'm glad you're not going.

No, no, hang on.
Maybe renee and i could...

You know what? Forget it.

I really don't want
to get grass stains

On these pants anyway.

Good point.

The whole weekend is off?
What happened?

Charlie happened.
Oh.

She showed up
for a "surprise visit."

Well, now we gotta
do something for betty.

No. She already
made other plans.

She's going to a concert
in the park tonight with henry.

Papi, you know
how much it means to her

To be with him tonight. I know,
but it means something to me

To have the family together on birthdays. Hey,
what if i bring your cupcakes over to henry's,

And then they can eat them
under the stars tonight

And, like, we'll be there
in spirit? Getting eaten.

Whoa. Oh. Sorry about the outfit.

I just came
from hip-Hop class.

I have big news.
I found the perfect apartment.

Really? Yeah. And guess where it is?

On spring, right around
the corner from your place.

Huh. Uh...
sou-Sounds great.

Okay, you're blinking a lot.
What-What's wrong?

Oh, no, i-It's just
everything's happening so fast.

You know? How well
do we really know each other?

What are you saying?

Uh, wilhelmina stopped by
my place this morning,

And she said some things,
and, um...

I'm just gonna ask you-

Renee,
what is stony brook?

Stony brook?
Mm-Hmm.

What is stony brook?
Yeah.

It's a state college
on long island.

I went to school there,
daniel.

Sure, i was a little wild.
I had a few boyfriends.

You're not the only one who
had a life before we met. No.

I- I-I'm amazed
th-That you would even care

What my sister has to say

After everything that's happened with
you two. Renee, i'm sorry. I just-

No, i'm sorry.
Why don't you call me

When you're ready
to trust me a little?

Uh, yes, a table for two
on the patio.

Oh, okay.
Yeah. Yeah, i understand.

Um, no problem. Thanks.

Uh, just-Could you
do me a favor?

Could you tell your manager
that "mode" won't be needing

The pemberly inn
for our big fashion week party,

Where we spend many hundreds
of thousds of dollars?

Oh, what's that?

Something just opened up?
Great.

Uh, it's suarez-
S- U-A-R-E-Z.

Thank you.

Gio... your hair.

Summer's coming.
You gotta let the head breathe.

So where have you been?

Um, around.

You know, just, uh, working,

And, uh, living.

Uh, yep, working and living.

So the pemberly inn, huh?
What's the occasion?

It's my birthday.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

So you going to dinner
with henry? Uh-Huh.

Yeah, uh, we were supposed
to go away for the weekend,

But, uh, charlie showed up.
Oh, the baby mama.

Yeah, but, it-But, it's fine.
It's fine.

Henry and i are gonna
have a perfect night

Right here in manhattan-
An intimate dinner,

And then a concert

And fireworks in the park.

You know, the only thing missing
is a carriage ride.

Yeah.

Wait, a-A carriage ride?

Yeah.
Why'd you say that?

I don't know.

It just seemed like
somethin' you'd be into.

It was good to see you.

You, too.

Sorry we don't talk
as much anymore.

Yeah, well, you know,
just, uh, working and living.

Yeah. Working and living...

You bitch.
Well, hello to you, too.

Why are you trying to break up me and daniel?
Renee, we both know what happens to you

When things get
too serious with men.

This is nothing
like stony brook.

Good. It took a lot of work
to clean up that mess.

I'm warning you-

Leave us alone or you
will regret it, wilhelmina.

I'm sure i'm not the only one
around here with secrets.

Yes, amanda. What's your
favorite thing about getting old?

Is it your hair thinning

Or when kids ask you
about vietnam?

Can i help you with something?
Yeah, you know that guy

You're always pretending
is your boyfriend?

He's on line two.

Hey, birthday girl. Hi, i'm so glad you
called. I have a surprise for tonight.

One word-Fireworks.

That's two words. No,
technically, that's one word.

Nerdapalooza.

Amanda,
get off the phone.

Well, i have a surprise for you,
too. Oh, henry, i have to go.

My day's about
to get a lot better,

But i'll call you back.
I love you. Bye.

Daniel,
this is so sweet.

Oh, good.
I mean, it better be,

'Cause i gotta tell you,
renee is really mad at me.

What is it
with me and women, betty?

It's like
no matter what i do,

I'm always letting 'em down,

Especially the ones
i care about the most.

Can you just make sure
she gets that

As soon as possible?

Okay, i'll send
a messenger right away.

Cupcakes?
Aw, that's so sweet,

But didn't you hear?

There isn't gonna be
a birthday date.

Oh, didn't you hear?

Henry and betty have
a whole new plan for tonight-

Fancy dinner,
romantic concert in the park,

And then afterwards,

Fireworks,
if you know what i mean.

Well, you know what?
That's great for them.

That betty, she, uh,

Sure doesn't let anything
get in her way, does she?

No, she doesn't,

But if it does,
i got her back.

These are not
just decorative.

See ya.

So what do you think?

Wow, mom, it's so saucy.

I know...

And if you look closely,
you can see a nipple imprint.

I've still got it.

So listen, mom,

We need to talk.

Oh, that sounds ominous.
What is it?

It's about the budget
for "hot flash."

Given the current realities
of the market,

I just-I can't put
any more money into the project.

You're cutting me off?

W- We haven't even
launched yet,

A- And i still need
funding for a staff.

I'm sorry. Don't do this
me. You're my daughter.

I'm also your boss.

Ooh. Let me help you
with that.

I got it. Thank you.

Wil said you'd be comin' by.

She sure is working you
with all this baby stuff.

I know,
but it's nothing

Compared to what
she must be going through,

Planning for motherhood
and all to-

Where is she, anyway?
Deep tissue massage.

Yeah, she skipped
the baby c.P.R. Class

And made christina go alone.
Oh, oh. Of course she did.

Well, maybe
the massage will help

Circulate the ice
in her veins.

Oh, oops.
Did i say that out loud?

No, honey, please, it's okay.
I know how my sister is. Hmm.

So, it is, uh, happy hour.

I was just about
to make myself a drink.

You like chocolatinis?

Liquor and chocolate?
Oh, gee, i don't know.

Bring it.

Betty.

Mrs. Meade.

I'm so sorry.

I try to keep up the appearance
that i never use the bathroom.

I hope you won't
think less of me.

Oh, um, no. No.
I really, really won't.

Are you okay?

Oh, my own daughter
just told me

That she doesn't believe in
my magazine. Alexis said that?

Well, not in so many words,
but it was pretty clear.

She thinks the magazine
is just a fantasy, a pipe dream.

So i have decided not to
move forward with "hot flash."

I'm calling it quits.

No. Mrs. Meade,
so what if it is a fantasy?

That doesn't mean
you can't make it come true.

Ju-Just today,
all of my dreams were crushed,

And i-I picked myself up,

I utilized my resources,

And now things are gonna
be even better.

Betty, what resources
do i have?

Everyone i know
has turned their back on me.

But you're the most resourceful
person i know.

You can do anything.

You're very perky,
you know that?

I've heard that before.

So what dreams of yours
were crushed today?

Well, it's my birthday...
oh.

And there was a change in plans,
but everything is fine.

Henry and i
are going to dinner.

How do i look?

Oh, no, no. I couldn't.

Yes, you can.

Hey, it's betty.

Leave a message.
I'll call you back.

Hey, betty.
I've got some bad news.

Charlie's not feeling well,

So i'm gonna have
to take her to the doctor.

Don't go to the restaurant.
I'll meet up with you later.

Betty, i'm so sorry.

Love you.

One unheard message.

Betty-

...go to the restaurant.

I'll meet up with you-

I love you.

Um, suarez.
Reservation for two.

So willie really got that girl
to eat dog food?

Yeah, that girl
was her best friend.

She called it
a loyalty test.

Portrait
of a mean girl, age 15.

Wilhelmina's always been good
at getting people to do things

They didn't want to do.
She still is.

Really?
Oh, yeah.

How so? Well, she practically
forced christina to carry this baby

So she could get the money to
save her husband's life. No!

Yes! And when chriina finds out who the sperminator
is... i thought it was an anonymous donor.

It's bradford meade.
No.

She stole the sperm
from his dead corpse,

And when
the bastard heir is born,

She will finally get her hands
on a third of the meade empire.

Mm. Oh, i think
i'm gonna vomit. Excuse me.

Thank you.

* quand tu dits
des mots d'amour *

* des mots comme je t'adore *

* i love you more... *

Are you ready to order?

Um, actually, no, not yet.

Or, you know what?

Um, i could start
with a...

The, uh...
uh, the-The cheese fondue.

That dish is for two people.

Oh. Yeah.
There will be two of us.

Uh, my boyfriend is,
uh, on the way. He's coming.

It is a lot of cheese.

We're hungry.

Okay, one cheese fondue
for you

And your boyfriend.

* la la la la la la *

Okay. Okay, henry.
Thanks for calling.

Henry is canceling on betty?

Charlie's not feeling well.
Yeah, right.

Beeyotch.

What? You know you guys
were thinking it.

All right, familia suarez.
You know what this means.

Betty needs a party.
I got the pi?ata.

I'll clear a dance floor.
And i'm making the cupcakes.

And i was like,
"slow your roll, mary-Kate.

You just can't call dibs
on every hot piece of... " pie.

Gotta go.

That is so sweet of you.
Thank you.

Yeah, well, it's for betty.

Ha.
What?

You just reminded me
of a really funny story.

See, betty's "boyfriend"
called earlier,

And he is
totally blowing her off

For their big birthday date
tonight. See?

Did you give
her this message?

I'm a receiver, not a giver.

Can i have that now?

How precious.

Did you make it yourself?

It's a gift from daniel,
"with all his love."

Oh, you're not gonna ruin
this relationship, wilhelmina,

Not unless you want your own
dirty laundry out in the open.

Whatever are you talking about?
I know about bradford's baby,

And your plan to g your claws
into the meade fortune.

Oh, i know about all of it.
Mm, you know nothing.

She stole
the sperm from his dead corpse

And when the bastard heir
is born,

She will finally
get her hands

On a third
of the meade empire.

Oh, i think i'm gonna vomit.

Last time i checked,
sperm-Stealing was illegal.

I think this is all
daniel's gonna need

To go straight
to the police,

Unless...
unless what?

Less you leave
me and daniel alone.

Let me have what i want,
and you can have what you want.

You really want to do this?

Oh, yes.

Very well, then.

I'm gonna go spend the night
at my boyfriend's.

Madam-

Mademoiselle, please.
I'm only 24.

Yes, i'm so sorry.

See, it has been a while,

And it is friday night,

And we are very booked.

And?

There is a couple
waiting for this table.

It is their anniversary.

It's my birthday,

And-And my boyfriend-

He's not here.

We apologize.

May i offer you
a doggie bag for the cheese?

Cheers.

Betty.

Gio.
Whoa.

What are you doing here?

And why
are you in a carriage?

Henry left a message
with amanda.

He can't make it tonight.

Charlie.

So i'm not trying
to take his place or anything,

But when i heard
you were on your own,

I remembered my cousin drives
these things for tourists,

And i thought, she deserves
to have a little fun.

So what do you say?
Want a ride?

I- I don't know, gio.

Come on.
Once around the block.

Fine.

Once around the block.

All right.

Willie,
i know i screwed up,

But breaking into
daniel's apartment,

Isn't that a felony?
I'm too pretty for prison.

They'll pass me around
like a collection plate

At a catholic church.
Stop whining. You owe me.

And prison is exactly
where i'll end up

If they find out how this baby
was really conceived.

I feel like you'd do
well in prison. I would.

Hmm. Now relax. You
don't have to break in.

Don'you think
i would have had

An extra set of keys
made for daniel's apartment?

Oh, marc, you underestimate
me. I hate myself even more.

Okay, willie,
i'm going in.

But if i don't
make it out alive...

We'll always have bergdorf's,
darling.

We all know what it's li
to be ignored,

Taken for granted,

Not valued.

That is
never going to happen

To the staff
at "hot flash" magazine

Because this isn't
just a job.

It's a family.

Speaking of family,

I'd like
to introduce you all

To my beautiful daughter
alexis meade.

Hello.

Can i talk
to you for a sec?

Mom, what's going on?

I thought i told you there's
no money to hire a staff.

Relax, darling,
i don't need your money

Or anyonelse's.
I'm using my own resources.

Turns out
there's a work program

For recently released inmates.

It's subsidized by the state, so my
overhead is minimal. They're prisoners?

Ex-Prisoners... like me.

Mom, do any of them
have any experience?

They have life experience,

And that's what "hot flash"
is all about-

Your life just changed.
What do you do now?

I can't think
of a better talent pool.

All right,
let's get back to work.

Whew! Anybody have a fan?
It is hot in here.

And then the weekend
of my 10th birthday,

There was this blizzard,

So no one could
get to the party,

And we couldn't leave
the house,

So we had to eat
leftover cake for weeks.

Hmm. Well, that's not so bad. Yeah.

Whoa.
Why are we stopping?

Snowflake has to take care
of some business.

Oh.
Sorry.

Not quite the birthday
you imagined, huh?

Eh, it's my own fault.

I had
thistupid fantasy-

Fireworks, epic romance...
like romeo and juliet.

Oh, you know those two
ended up dead in a tomb, right?

Yeah, i don't like
thinking about that part.

All right. Fantasies are fun,
but we live in reality.

It's not perfect,

But it doesn't mean
it can't be pretty good.

I know.

I know, i know,
and-And-And it is.

I'm lucky,

Except for the part
where henry's leaving me

After his baby's born.

It's getting late.
I should get home.

No. You're not going home.

I'm not?

Nope. We're heading
to central park.

We can still catch
the end of that show.

Betty wants fireworks
for her birthday,

She's gettin' fireworks.

Hello?

Hello.

Oh, daniel meade,
you naughty, naughty boy.

What are you doing?

Oh, god.

I, uh, i'm...

I'm...

I want you.

Excuse me?

You, you big, sexy...
magazine editor.

I want you.
I love you.

I've always loved you.

Stop that.
This smells like wilhelmina.

No. It smells like the beginning
of something beautiful.

I'm calling the police.

Oh! Well, we'll always have
this moment. Ciao.

Have you heard from betty?

Her phone's not working.

Ay. Here comes somebody.

Is it her? No, i need more time.
This banner is subpar.

Ay, just hang it.
Who cares?

It's not betty.

Hi.

Hi. Thought you were
at the doctor.

I- I was.
Um, everything's fine.

They couldn't find
anything wrong.

I think charlie was just trying
to ruin my night with betty.

I can't believe i fell
for it. Me, either.

But this is your baby
we're talking about.

What are you gonna do, right? Thanks.

Just glad i didn't miss
betty's party completely.

Is she here? Not yet. Thank you.

I don't think
we're gonna make it.

It sounds like
it's almost over.

Somebody had to stop
for hot chocolate.

What?
We're gonna make it, okay?

What was that?

Crap.
Think i busted a wheel.

I'm gonna try
to rig something up.

Oh, okay.
Well, here, i can help.

No, no. No.
You stay in the carriage.

I don't want you to
dirty your dress. Oh-Oh!

Betty!
Oh, no.

You okay?
I'm okay.

Oh, no.

Man, uh...
uhh...

I think i have a, uh...

Napkin.

Okay.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Uh, i'm so sorry, betty.

This night sucks, huh?

You're such a great girl.

You're so good and nice,

And you deserve to have
an amazing birthday.

Gio, it's not your fault.
You did everything you could.

It's fine.

No. No, it's not. I'm-

You know, i'm not a big believer
in this whole fantasy thing,

But i at least wanted you
to have a little bit of yours.

I'm sorry.

I wasted your whole night.

* you're not here with me *

No, look. Look!

* for you to stay *

Fireworks.

* in my arms tonight *

* arms tonight, arms tonight *

* i'm longing
to hold you tight *

* hold you tight,
hold you tight *

* need to hear you say
it'll be all right *

* be all right, be all right *

* i want you to say *

* you'll be holding me
every night *

* every night, every night *

* in your arms
and out of sight *

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This smells like wilhelmina.

Oh, my-That is
exactly what i said.

You know, look, i stupidly let
her get to me this morning.

I messed up. I am sorry.

No, i'm sorry, too,
daniel...

Becausi haven't
told you everything.

You can. Trust me.

All right.

Well,
it was back in college

At stony brook.

I had a breakdown,

And i went
to a treatment facility.

Still see a shrink.

And, uh...

I take these every day.

- It was a long time ago,
you know,

But i guess i'm still
a little sensitive about it.

Thank you
for telling me the truth.

Yeah.

But if you think for a second

That's gonna make me want
to be with you any less,

You're wrong.
Really?

Don't take that apartment.
Will you move in with me?

Oh, hell, yeah.

I wonder what mr. Dull
and sister crazy

Are doing right now.

Ugh, don't look at me.
I don't get straight people.

Who ts what where?
It's all so confusing.

Oh, speak of t she-Devil.

Renee, what a surprise.

Do you have a minute,
wilhelmina?

I'd like to rub
something in your face.

Well, someone's already doing
that right now, but go ahead.

Daniel and i
are moving in together.

Yeah, he's out getting champagne
to celebrate as we speak.

Mm. Hip hip hooray.

And, willie,
i know what you're up to.

Did you really think
i'd be so stup

As to just leave
that recording lying around?

Well, you can't
blame a girl for trying.

I'm not going away,

So if you or marc
interfere again,

I will release
that recording to everyone,

And it'll be all over
for you, wilhelmina.

Like i give a tinker's fart
about that recording.

No one's gonna believe
the rantings of a drunken fool.

Hey, feelings.

Out.

And no one's gonna believe
a crazy woman, either.

Show me. Are you sure
those are the right pills?

They were the ones
in that hideous green bag.

What did you replace them with?
Your fat-Blockers.

They were the only ones
that matched.

Oh, marc, we want her crazy,
not crazy and thin.

Oh, right.

Well, no matter.
Those pills are all that stand

Between my sister
and the nuthouse.

In a few days, she'll start
losing a grip on reality,

And then my plan
will be in motion.

Sorry, renee.

I' got
too much riding on this.

In.

Hey.

You're home.
Hilda and justin are asleep,

And, uh,
he wanted to wait for you.

I can't believe you guys did
all of this and i missed it.

You didn't have to do
anything special for me.

You know what? I think all
of this was, um, more for me.

Doing these kind of things
makes me feel good,

Like i'm taking care
of my lile girl.

But you're a grown-Up now.

You don't need me
making cupcakes anymore.

Papi...

There will never be a day
when i don't need cupcakes...

Or you.

Actually, i could really use
e of those cupcakes

Right about now.

Well,
i may have a few... dozen

Left in the kitchen.

Really?
Mm-Hmm.

Aah, you're the best.

He willie,

You know i've never been one
to second-Guess your choices,

But can i ask you a question,
friend-To-Friend? Marc, you know i hate

When things get personal
between the two of us.

I do. I do. I know,
but it's just...

What we're doing...
i mean, nee's your sister.

There are things
in her past, marc-

Terrible things.

You have no idea what she's done
or what she's capable of.

Renee and i were-

I know you think i'm the
evil sister, marc... well...

But at least
i stop short of murder.

This is
the best birthday present

I got all day.

Gracias, mija.

Oh, i almost forgot...

What?

I'm supposed to make sure
you get this.

Daniel?
Mm-Hmm.

Wh-When did he-

He dropped it off
a couple of weeks ago.

He just wanted to make sure
he didn't forget.

He remembered he'd forget?

Oh, i'm gonna
call it a night.

Happy birthday, sweetie.

Thank you, daddy.

Te quiero.
I love you, too.

Mm, betty.

You're here.

Yeah, i didn't want
to wake you.

Hmm. I never got
a chance to tell you

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

* in my dreams *

I'm sorry it wasn't perfect.

* i can fly *

Yeah, me, too.

*... everywhere *

* because you love me *

* yes, you love me *

* in my dreams *

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