Ugly Betty (2006–2010): Season 1, Episode 9 - Lose the Boss? - full transcript

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Oh! You're up.

Good morning.

What am I doing here?

I picked you up from a bar
on Union Square last night.

Apparently, you sampled a
lot of their fancy scotches.

And...

what-- what happened
after that?

I showed up to take you home,
but then I remembered

that it's very easy to choke on
your own vomit, and you live alone,

so I brought you here instead.



You slept... where?

In your arms.

Relax, I'm kidding.

On the couch, downstairs.

Oh, great.

I mean, th-thanks.

So how are you feeling?

Like, uh, like my tongue's
wearing a sweater.

Could you please not do that?

How did things go with Sofia?

Sofia left...

with her perfect boyfriend,

who probably proposed to
her with his perfect chin.

What?



She wants a family, Betty.

She wants to settle down,

drive a car with a backseat.

That doesn't sound so terrible.

It does when she doesn't see you as
the guy she wants to do that with.

I'm not that guy, am I?

I mean, maybe you could just
stick to girls who love 2-seaters.

You never called back
that one danish girl.

Don't try and fix this, Betty.

I lost her.

I'm not trying to fix it.

I'm just saying, look at me.

Last summer I was mopping
up at a cat hospital.

Today I'm an executive
assistant at "Mode" magazine.

A lot can change
in a short time.

Don't choke. Don't choke.
Don't choke.

No, stay.

I don't get it.
It was a holiday.

Clearly, some people thought
it would be an ideal time

to use my office
as a prom limo.

Animals. What'd they do?

They polished off
six gift baskets,

rifled through my drawers

and made phone
calls from my desk.

What's wrong with people?

Couldn't they be satisfied
with watching the parade

and "The sound of music" for,
like, the 80th time?

Is that how you spend
your holidays, Marc?

In Schenectady with my family.

And you came back...

Uh, right before the Von
Trapps escape the nazis.

If I leave before "Edelweiss," I
can be home and in bed by midnight.

Marc, I found this
under my chaise.

Why are you calling
me from the office?

She knows we called
from the office.

Who on this staff would
willingly eat something

that's 15 grams of
fat per serving?

Uh, ooh, gee, um...

I'll get it.

You study the teeth imprints.

Hello? Ah, Bradford.

How was your holiday?

Oh, no, I'll...
I'll turn it on now.

Word has it that Tim, Chloe and
baby Chutney will stop in Gotham

for a layover on
their way to Prague.

Does this mean that New Yorkers
will be the first to lay eyes

on the mysterious baby girl?

I hope so, 'cause this New
Yorker is starting to think

that miss Chloe has been "nursing"
a fat slab of swiss cheese.

Wait, are you saying they chose
us to reveal baby Chutney?

Fabulous.

There's the writer contracts
that I have to get out today--

I thought it was
a paid holiday.

I'm only gonna be
there till noon.

Right.

Dad, we've got deadlines,
and Daniel's been distracted.

If I wait till monday to finish
the paperwork, it'll be too late.

How does your boss take his coffee,
on the rocks?

Shh, dad, please.
Just let him sleep.

I'm sure I'll be back
before he even gets up.

Oh, but if I'm not, just,
you know, offer him breakfast.

Be nice.

Oh, and whatever you do,

don't talk about last night,
don't even mention her name.

He's in really bad shape.

Who is this woman anyway?

What? You don't recognize me?

I'm "Memoir of a Geisha"...
before she shaved.

You know,
I kinda miss the good old days

when you snuck out in
the middle of the night.

Oh, but then we
would've missed this.

What do you think, Betty?

Can you put me on the
cover of your magazine?

Well, I don't really have much
say about what goes on the cover.

Sorry. Good-bye.

Bye.

You, uh, staying for breakfast?

Yeah, sure.

Smells great.

You're a guest in this house.

Sofia?

Hola, Betty.

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing. I just didn't expect
to see anybody here today.

Oh, when you're launching
a magazine in six weeks,

no one gets a friday off.

Is Daniel coming in, too?

Um... I-I'm not sure.

I'm leaving him a note.

Well, I'll tell
him you stopped by.

Betty, I left him three
messages since yesterday,

and he has not returned
one of my phone calls,

and I'm leaving
tonight for Maine.

What's in Maine?

Hunter found some house--

six bedrooms, huge porch.

Says it's the perfect place
to raise our future family.

Sounds nice.

Yeah, knowing Hunter,
he probably found some old captain

to marry us in a lobster
boat this weekend.

Marry?

Great. Congratulations.

Don't forget to pack
your Dramamine.

Betty, I don't know what to do.

Listen, I'm not sure
I even want to go.

Why?

Well, it's complicated.

A month ago,
I didn't know Daniel.

Well, have you told him?
Does he know how you feel?

Daniel?

Daniel "so many women,
so little time" Meade?

I don't think it would matter.

Do you?

What? No. I-I-I don't know.

I-I just came here to work.
I'm--I'm working.

I have to get back to work.

Me, too.

Got a plane to catch.

Hey, papi,
can you bring one for Justin?

Coming right up.

Oh, don't forget
the salt, please.

Yep.

So what are we putting
under our tree, nothing?

Maybe we won't have
one this year.

Not everybody has a
Christmas tree, right?

Sure, but they're jewish.

We are putting every penny
we got towards helping papi.

Do you hear me?

Hilda, one tree is not
gonna break the bank.

We always had one.

Hey, boss.

You okay?

Hey, Mr. Suarez.

How are you?

I'm cooking.
Stay for breakfast.

Oh, I'm not much of
a breakfast person.

I should probably
just head home.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Betty told me to
feed and water you.

Stay for coffee.
You look like hell.

Come on. There you go.

Come on in and sit down.

How about right there?

Good job. Okay.

I'll get you a plate.

Yo, I'm Santos, Hilda's, uh...

Justin's father.

Oh, right. Uh, Daniel.

Meade. Yeah, I know.

I saw your picture
in the "Post" once.

You dated Angelina when she was
in between boyfriends, right?

A real player, bro.

Here you go.

How about that?

Enjoy.

It's the second
door on the left.

Oh, hi, Mr. Meade.
You scared me.

Did Daniel get my message?

- Regarding...
- Baby Chutney.

Tim and Chloe have given us
a 3-hour window to shoot her.

Tim and Chloe?

"Mode's" getting the first
pictures of baby Chutney? Shut up!

I mean, that's really exciting.

Well, it will be if my
son can pull this off.

Is here, isn't he?

Wilhelmina has called
in some staffers,

and she's on her way
to greet the plane.

Bradford, I was thinking we
approach this from a family angle.

You know how the firstborn
changes everything?

Yeah, I like that.

Tell Daniel that since,
uh, we're short staffed,

Sofia has volunteered
to write the copy.

They'll make a great team.

No, I can't be there, Betty.

I'm total mess.

Tell her I'm a mess.

Betty, he's a mess.

He can't hold down my huevos,
and he's got a fever.

Baby who?

Oh, no. Baby Chutney.

Baby Chutney?

Tim and Chloe have
given us three hours,

and Sofia's come up
with a family angle.

Yeah, Tim and Chloe--
explain that one.

He sleeps with every woman
who brings him coffee,

and all of a sudden he's Mr.
Family man?

Daniel, are you still drunk?

Wait, did--did you say Sofia?

My Sofia?
What, is Hunter the chin there, too?

Daniel, you have to be here.

I am sick, Betty.
I'm still drunk.

I can't face her.

Besides, what do I know about
shooting a family spread, huh?

Just cover for me.

No. I can't take
charge of this.

What is going on over there?

Uh, the tree I
ordered just arrived.

The what?

The Christmas tree
for your family.

Why did you get us a tree?

Threw up in four rooms of your house.
It's the least I can do, huh?

- Well, how did you--
- It was no big deal.

I just called the
company florist.

Oh, my god!

Daniel. Daniel?

Where is he?

He's on his way.

Okay.

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Is he here?

I'm sorry. You are...

This is Bruno... Jacobs.

Stylist.

I was called in to help
him coordinate today.

Of course. Mr. Bruno, hi.
I'm Betty. It's--

Where's Daniel?

He... is... on his way.

He's... getting a gift
for baby Chutney.

Isn't that your job?

Daniel is very hands-on.

The clock is ticking.
We need to talk concept.

You know, we were thinking of
something family oriented.

They're movie stars.

Okay, um...
well, what are your thoughts?

Uh, Daniel requested that
you share them with me.

Really?

Well, my first
thought is coffee.

I like it hot.

Okay.

Here, drink this.

It'll help.

Thanks. I really
appreciate this.

Oh, well, we really appreciate the tree.
It's so nice.

This isn't, uh,
Betty's bonus, right?

I say we take the door off the
hinges and cut off some branches.

Yo, Justin, you got a saw?

I got it. I got it.

You guys did an awesome
article last december

on how to make
icicles out of mylar.

I saved that issue.

Really?

Well, more for the article on
that old queen of hungary.

I didn't know you
were into history.

She used to sleep wrapped up
in a sheet with raw steaks.

It removed her toxins.
Her skin was flawless.

- Flawless?
- Flawless.

Good for her.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Tell me something.

How long does Santos
plan on sticking around?

Look, papi,
I can take care of myself.

It's not you I'm worried about.

Well, Justin could use another
man in his life right now.

What happens when this "man"
disappears again for three years?

Ay, back off, would you?

Give him a chance
to be a father.

We can dump the water
on her from behind.

We can shoot high-speed
from a low angle.

Genius.

Love using that mermaid movie
Chloe did for inspiration.

If the baby doesn't see
the water coming... bam.

Pure drama.

You're gonna dump
water on the baby?

Is that the concept?

Do you have a nondairy creamer?

Is everybody on
board with this?

I mean, I personally--

I think that a wet baby ambush
could be very dynamic...

but--but Daniel might not.

I'm--I'm gonna check
on that creamer. Okay.

Of course I approve, Betty.
This is Bruno Jacobs, hon.

He styled Madonna while
she was giving birth,

made her belly sweat
look like diamonds.

Tell Daniel to get out of the
way and let him do his work.

Will you excuse me
for just a second?

What about Amanda?
Where did she spend her holiday?

I think she went to Vermont.

Oh, I can't wait to
meet baby Chutney.

I hope she spits up on something
so I can sell it on the internet.

Now how could Amanda get
back from Vermont so fast?

It doesn't make sense.

I, uh--oh, excuse-y.
It's Amanda. Hello?

Oh, it's just a text message.

"Forget the cashews. You're the
one who had to be Nancy Drew."

Look, Willie, I can explain--

You held that nut in your
hand and you lied to me.

- I never touched your cashews.
- Oh, no, that was Amanda.

You were the one who made the
phone calls. You are Nancy Drew.

I didn't learn
anything, though.

Then why are you wheezing?

You have a friend in a surgical
hospital that likes to chat.

About what?

I don't know.
I was drinking and dialing.

Oh, you are done
dialing, Nancy.

Oh! Oh,
I still had free minutes.

Why are we getting off here?

Ma'am, we have a flat. Sorry.

We can't stop now. I-I have to go
meet baby Chutney on the tarmac!

Dad, is he there?

I need to talk to him.
Is he upright?

Technically, yes.

Is that him?
Betty, let me talk to him.

Let me talk to him.

Is that Sofia?
Don't--don't tell her it's me.

I can't deal with this today.

Uh--Daniel, Daniel, I can't hear you.
You're breaking up--

I need to ask him--
I need his input on this paper.

Just call me when you get off the
gift wrapping floor. Okay, 'bye.

Sorry.

Did he ask about me?

Uh, maybe. I could--
I couldn't hear very well.

Thanks.

Brilliant.

Metal is a nice homage.

Tim did that King Arthur
movie in armor last year.

Oh, if you freeze-frame the fight scene,
he is not wearing a codpiece.

I know.

Can this be tailored?

Maybe with a blow torch.

Let's go with this. It's edgy.

You know, don't you think that we
should wait for Daniel's opinion?

Where is he?

He's coming.
Uh, but I just don't think

that he's gonna go for
a baby in chain-link.

It's chain mail.

Whatever. If she
tries to move in that,

she's gonna need first aid.

You know?
'Cause their skin, it's--it's tender.

Is this your opinion,
or Daniel's?

Daniel's.

Really? I could have
sworn it was yours.

And frankly,
I'm not about to take critiques

from someone who trims
her bangs with a lighter.

Your boss has five minutes to get here,
or he forfeits his vote.

Look.

You made that?

No, that was Betty, years ago,
from her glitter period.

Justin, hand me that, will you?

What's that supposed to be,
a cow?

R eindeer.

My late wife made this for me,

our first Christmas
in New York.

Her feet were always cold,
so she put boots on everything.

So most of these are homemade?

Oh, yeah.

Careful with that.

It's older than you.

Your mother was busy.

I made this one when I
was pregnant with Justin.

Here come the tears...
just watch.

Listen, you. I'm proud of this.

It took me weeks to
weave this straw.

Hormones'll make you
do strange things.

It was the only thing in the
house she didn't try to eat.

It's not funny.

You wanna hang it?

Uh, sure, yeah.

I'm... kind a new at this.

I should... I...

I guess I should start
at the top, or...

um... bottom?

Middle?

Your family never
had Christmas trees?

Oh, yeah, sure.
We had amazing trees--

uh, electric trains running underneath,
Waterford icicles,

you name it.

Just, uh,
weren't allowed to touch anything.

How does that feel?

Ow. Like my braces slipped.

I can't believe any mother would
let her baby wear that thing.

Oh, we're gonna have to find
something safer for the baby to wear,

like maybe a plastic bag.

Well, isn't there anything in here
that could work for a 6 month old?

No, nothing, nothing--
yes, there is--

Kate Moss' spandex dress.

No, no, no, 'cause I'm gonna
have to take it out a bit.

Daniel! Hey, listen, so they wanna
put baby Chutney in chain mail,

which would rust once
they soaked her.

That's great.

No, no, no.
It's not great, Daniel.

If she burps,
she'll get lockjaw.

Are you feeling any better?

A little.

I'm decorating your tree.

You know, your family
has a lot of cool ornaments.

I really like your
glitter period.

What?

This is all so
new to me, Betty.

You know, my family,
we'd go away on Thanksgiving,

we'd come back on sunday and
the whole tree was done...

by professionals.

Daniel, look.
We need decisions.

The whole thing was an
excuse for a photo op.

Are we gonna do this, or what?
Because I'm gonna have

to rent a soldering gun.

Daniel--

Betty, come on. You're always saying
you want more responsibility.

You can do this.

And by the time I got in from Queens,
it would all be over anyway.

Betty, you're the man.

Shoot.

Is it three cranberries,
then a popcorn,

or three popcorns,
then a cranberry?

I'm not sure, but you better ask Justin,
because he's very particular.

What did he say?

He likes what I
do with glitter,

and apparently, I'm the man.

I need to get to JFK, fast.

No highway, just side streets.

Now go.

Okay, the only reason I was
there is 'cause I didn't want

to go home for Thanksgiving.

My mom keeps trying to
set me up with this girl

who plays the organ
at their church,

and I just wanted to
watch the parade from...

a safe place.

Please say something.

You know the name
of the hospital.

You know the
frequency of my calls.

You stepped way over the
line this time, Marc.

I don't know whether I
can protect you anymore.

Protect me from what?

The person you were trying
to call is not amused.

We have a big problem.

We do?

The publicist just sent me
a sneak peek at the kid.

I'm gonna need five hours--
a minimum of four.

That's not possible.

Well, then, it can't happen.

Why?

Because baby Chutney
is butt-ugly.

We're talking scary.

Well maybe they just sent you a
bad picture. Maybe it was fuzzy.

No, the baby is fuzzy.

This child fell out
of the ugly tree

and hit every single
branch on the way down.

Well, we're talking
about a baby girl.

Who's going to
require extra lighting

and yards of tape
for those ears.

Well, they need
to catch a plane.

What don't you understand?
This kid is hideous.

Well, maybe your concept of what's
beautiful is a little narrow.

Excuse me?

If you can't find the wonder
and pure joy of a baby,

and think that it's edgy to
drown them in chain mail--

I have been styling for
this magazine, missy,

since before you bought your
first pair of orthopedic pumps.

Well, maybe that's true,

but for the record,
your "brilliant" cover of Courtney Love

leaving rehab in a
wheelbarrow of pills

was our lowest selling
issue in 17 years,

so maybe you're not the
right person for the job.

Are you firing me?

I didn't say that,

but if you don't
think you can do it--

I don't, and clearly you don't,

so I suggest that
you find someone

who designs installations
for the Bronx zoo.

Oh, tell them to bring treats.

Who the hell is this woman?

For today, she's the boss.

Do you know where you're going?

Do you know what
JFK stands for...

Pradip?

You said take side street.
This is side street.

No, this is slow street.

Pathetic.

This city will hand
out licenses to anyone.

"What'd you drive
in the old country, a goat?

Here, have a cab."

Why are we stopping?

You getting out.
I do not have to drive nasty person.

Fine. Leave him here.

No, you, out. Go.

Okay, okay,
maybe we should just...

Okay, so...
let's regroup, call another cab

and see if they'll
come to, um...

Dante's seventh circle of hell.

Uh, give me your phone.

- Willie?
- I--oh.

Where's your bag?

Why isn't she
answering her phone?

Betty.

Betty.

Betty, where the
hell is Daniel, hmm?

You've been covering for your
boss all day, haven't you?

Well, at least let me help you.

No, Sofia, you cannot be more
involved than you already are.

What are you talking about?

Daniel's not here
because of you.

- Me?
- Yes.

You broke his heart last night,

so he drank himself sick,
and now he's at my house,

making little drummer boys
out of stale marshmallow.

Did Daniel fire Bruno?

We weren't on the same page.

Well, Daniel better have a concept,
because team baby Chutney

is waiting in the conference
room for direction.

Tell 'em I'll be
there in ten minutes.

I made the frame out
of chenille sticks.

Cool. Where'd you find those?

Fabric store.

Yo, what do you say we go outside,
get some fresh air,

toss a football?

We're doing the tree.

Yeah, well,
give the glitter a rest.

Come on.

Come out and be a
normal kid for an hour.

I don't know, Santos,

I mean,
if Justin deserts me now,

the tree'll end up looking
like overdressed firewood.

I need Justin's eyes.

He's got a gift.

Yeah? Well,
there's other things he can learn,

things no one's teaching
him in this house.

What's that supposed to mean?

Just what I said.

Who the hell's taking
him to fabric stores?

I am.

Come here.

Who are you to come here after
all this time and judge anybody

or anything in this family?

You want me to just sit by and
watch him play with chenille

and not say something about it?

No, keeping talking. You're gonna
leave here with a few less teeth.

Look, if his own family doesn't
put a stop to this, then I am--

A stop to what?

He is comfortable with who he is,
and so am I.

If you got a problem with him,
or with us,

then you don't belong here.

So you call all the shots,
is that it?

Okay, jefe.

Adi?s.

Don't say I didn't try.

You know, I think, uh,
I twisted this wrong.

Was I supposed to braid it?

Hi. This is Betty Suarez.
I'm calling from "Mode" magazine.

Hold on just one second.
That's disgusting.

Using Tim and Chloe's
first film as inspiration,

we'll recreate a jungle setting
at the Rego Park arboretum.

Ew. Does Daniel really
expect Tim and Chloe

to get out of their
limo in Queens?

Well, Amanda.
They'll be stepping into paradise,

the garden of eden.

Since the firstborn child
is all about beginnings,

we'll portray the new
parents as the first family,

a 21st century Adam and Eve.

How do you not have any cash on you,
not even an A.T.M. card?

There's $17 in my account.
We can go to the bank,

but I swear,
it'll be a social call.

Do taxis even come to
this part of the world?

Where are we?

I don't think we
want to ask them.

Well, we have no choice.
Go ask them to borrow $20.

Something tells me they're more
into receiving than giving.

Never mind. I'll do it.

Pardon me. Hello.

Uh, my assistant and I are
in an absurd situation.

The taxi that was taking
us to the airport--

Ain't no airport around here.

That's what I told the driver.

I'm Wilhelmina Slater.

"Mode" magazine.

Perhaps you don't
subscribe. Anyway--

What are you wearin',
girl? Rabbit?

Uh, actually, it's, uh...
albino lynx,

and it's not as warm
as it might seem.

Ooh, girl, shoot. I could make me
some fierce pillows outta this puppy.

Okay, back off, girlfriends.

Stop pawin' my piece,
'less you gonna show me some benjies.

You... know what I'm sayin'?

- Benjies?
- Where you from?

Okay, Lil' Kim.
Visiting hours are over.

What, you gonna charge
me to touch you?

She's new in the field, girls,

and her corner's a long,
long way from here, so...

- Oh, so you about to get cut--
- Uh, run.

You better get up outta here.

Where does this go?

Near the top. That's where we
hang all of our stocking ones.

We each have our own.

This one'll be yours.

Oh, gingerbread's done.

Listen, Mr. Suarez, um...

I'm sorry if I stepped
on anyone's toes.

I really didn't mean to
get in between your--

Please, Daniel.

I'm thankful you were here.

You'll make a great
father someday.

Tim and Chloe in
the garden of eden?

Oh, no, I-I like it, Betty.
It's clever, and--

- And what?
- I don't know. It's just...

I wonder if we'd be better
off with something... simpler.

I mean, Tim and Chloe--

they don't have to be seen
in some exotic jungle.

All right,
they're two working-class kids

who just grew up
to be movie stars.

What if we saw them
in a living room,

in a row house in
some neighborhood,

just doing something
a family does?

I think you should bring
Tim and Chloe here,

to your house.

I think he started
drinking again.

I heard that, and I haven't.

Get them to come here.

I've got an idea.

Come on, now.
Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, Sofia, it's you.

I'm so glad I caught you.
I called your assistant

and she said that you were
leaving for the airport.

I was hoping that you
could maybe drop me off?

Drop you off where?

Home. Daniel's come up with
this whole new concept.

We're gonna shoot baby
Chutney in my living room,

sort of an old-fashioned Christmas
portrait around our tree.

That Daniel has so many ideas,
doesn't he?

No. I'm serious.
This is his idea.

I need a ride,
and it's on your way.

How the hell did I wind up in
a run-down storefront church

in the middle of Queens?

Are we sure there's not
a phone in this place?

Maybe under the altar?

It doesn't matter, anyway.
It's too late.

I really screwed up this time.

Oh, please.

Everyone knows traffic's insane
on Thanksgiving weekend,

and besides,
I'm sure Bruno's handling it.

You hire the best.

I can't even do my job anymore.

I'm too busy trying
to cover Daniel's.

I'm so distracted,

spending every minute trying to
take over the whole company.

You're trying to take
over the whole company?

I didn't say that.

I would never say that.

What I'm saying is,
I'm--I'm not the leader I used to be.

Willie, don't be so
hard on yourself.

You know what they say--

it has to get really dark
before it can get light again.

Marc, you are right.

Amen.

There's enough in here to
get us back to civilization.

Is it all singles?

Poor people are so cheap.

Let's go.

Oh, yeah,
this is Betty's house.

Oh, really...?

You couldn't get a
ride with Christina?

Okay, look, I lied.

Sofia, I don't want to
have to tell Daniel

that you might be coming back on
monday as someone else's wife.

You need to tell
him that yourself.

What's the matter?

That was perfume.

I think we should put this
one on the back side.

Unh-unh. Touch that
and I break your arm.

Is that her?

Yeah.

Now I get it.

Uh, Mr. Suarez?

Uh, how do you say,

"I love you, and I can't live
without you" in spanish?

- Te amo...
- Te amo...

y no puedo vivir sin ti...

y no puedo vivir sin ti.

Good luck.

That's english.

Wow,

no wonder he wanted
to bring them here.

It looks like Daniel had the
winning idea after all, huh?

You had a few good
ones yourself.

Not that we're really
using any of them.

Betty...

you're wasting your time
at "Mode" magazine.

What?

Why would you say that?

Because you think with your heart,
not just with your head.

It took a lot to stand
up to Bruno Jacobs,

and the people at "Mode" are
never going to appreciate that.

Come work for my magazine.

You'll have your own
assistant within a year.

Oh, I-I'm not so
sure about that.

I know it's a little
awkward because of Daniel.

But please, just consider it.

Are you really
offering me a job?

One with a real future.

Oh, hey. Where are we?

Uh, just about to start.

You may want to
supervise your nephew.

He keeps trying different
hats on the baby.

Is... Sofia coming in?

She's on her way to the
airport to meet Hunter.

You might want to
go talk to her

while you still can.

Justin!

- Hey.
- Hey.

I've thought about
what you said

outside the club.

Sofia, I come from a
pretty messed up family.

I don't exactly have a
great frame of reference

when I hear the words
"happily married."

That being said,
not every family is my family...

thank god.

Before you rush off
with someone else,

I'd like to at least
have one more chance.

Te amo y no puedo
vivitar sin ti.

You don't believe me?

No, you just said you
loved your camera.

Is this for me?

It's supposed to be a dove.

I haven't quite mastered
the art of the jelly bean.

Maybe later tonight we could
pick out a tree to hang it on...

if that'd be okay.

We're gonna need the
replacement card today.

Put on your supervisor.

Wilhelmina Slater's office.

Whose idea was it to move a
celebrity shoot to Queens?!

Do I still have a job?
I hear screaming.

You're off the hook,

but it's gonna cost you a lot--
at Barney's.

Amanda, leave the roof.

All right, so are you sure
you don't want me to stay

and help finish cleaning up?

No. Justin won't let you near
anything Chloe touched anyway.

Well, thanks for
everything you did today.

You're the one
who saved the day.

Yeah, but you're the one
who brought Sofia here.

Well, yes.

I just thought she needed to see
you in a different part of town.

Did she catch her plane?

She decided to
postpone her trip.

Oh, congratulations.

Same to you.

She told me about the job
offer she made to you.

Oh, no, Daniel.
I--it came out of nowhere.

I didn't even take her seriously.
I would never--I mean--

I could never... leave you.

It's a fantastic opportunity.

- I'm happy--
- Betty...

you didn't grow up wanting
to be my assistant.

You have your own dreams.

I would never
stand in your way.

Wilhelmina Slater's office.

Is she there?

Who may I say is calling?

An old friend from college.

Line two,
an old friend from college...

which you never went to.

It's Wilhelmina.

Why is someone named Pradip
answering your cell phone?

Marc, can I have some
privacy, please?

Come on, Willie.

We don't have any secrets,
not anymore.

We're in this together, right?

I'll call you right back.

What do you want, Marc?

Job security, a title...

and my own company credit
card would be nice.

Wow, he was such a nice guy.

He's not at all
what I expected.

Well, he was a
little hung over.

Mija, I'm not
talking about Daniel.

I'm talking about Tim.

There was a movie star
in my house today.

There were two!

So when do we see the pictures?

I guess when they
hit the newsstands.

I might be able to sneak
home a copy, though,

if I'm still working there.

Wait a minute--
what do you mean, "if"?

Well, I could be
working at "Mode,"

or I could be working
at another magazine.

Another magazine?

You mean there's two
magazines that want you?

Yeah. Can you believe that?

When did this happen?

I'll get it. But, Betty...

no news till I get back.

- Dad-- Just tell us something.
- Betty, come on, just tell us.

Wait.

Can I help you?

Ignacio Suarez?

That's me.

We're with immigration
and customs enforcement.

What can I do for you?

You're gonna have to
come with us, sir.

Why?

Mr. Suarez,
you're under arrest.

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