Ugly Betty (2006–2010): Season 1, Episode 16 - Derailed - full transcript
Daniel reconnects with New York City's top lawyer Grace Chin, which he once stood up for a date in college. Betty befriends Charlie, an out-of-towner she meets at the Mode cafeteria but later discovers to be Henry's girlfriend.
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[Betty] Previously on Ugly Betty:
- How bad is it between them?
- It's like Cain and Abel.
Cut it out!
- Time to get practical.
- I'll handle this.
Whether you like it or not,
he asked me to pick him up.
Last night a friend from home showed up.
My ex-girlfriend.
- Wow.
- Where do we stand?
Maybe it wouldn't kill us
to try and work together.
You do believe I'm innocent,
don't you?
I want to.
I know who killed Fey Sommers.
It was me.
Betty.
Betty... you're snoring.
- Mrs. Meade?
- I killed her, Betty.
I killed Fey Sommers and
I'll kill you too if you tell anyone,
especially Daniel.
Now, where do you keep the vermouth?
[Gasp]
[Henry] Hey, Betty.
- Henry!
- Cute headgear.
Have you met my girlfriend?
[Sexy music playing]
It's nice to meet you.
It's too bad it didn't
work out between us.
Claire Meade's going to kill you anyway.
[Clock ticking]
[Moans]
It's gonna be a long night.
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- Alexis, please...
- You're my brother, Danny,
I'll call you whatever I want.
Fine.
Well, will you be at
the ad sales meeting at 10:00?
Might be awkward if we're
both sitting at the table.
Daniel, we're both in charge.
It's going to be awkward
if you still shove grapes up your nose.
I did manage to get three up there once,
though, didn't I?
Hold on, your collar's going crazy.
Thank you.
- Good morning, Betty.
- Good morning.
Right, Stella McCartney's
having that party tonight.
I got plans with Becks,
you want my invite?
Yeah, sure. Maybe.
Maybe? Last week I gave you
a calendar from my bank
and you were all like,
"Shut up! I can have this?"
This is Stella McCartney.
Daniel, I need to talk to you.
OK, let me, um, call Chloe
from Prada first. OK?
Your mother killed Fey Sommers!
Um...
You don't need to sign for this.
They were being so nice to each other.
Maybe Daddy told them
if they didn't play nice,
he'd take away their private planes.
They were smiling.
Stop fondling my limes
and do something!
And breathe in happy air.
[Deep exhale]
Let me put out a gay-P-B among the
assistants and find out what's going on.
[Christina] You rang?
Do you want something hemmed?
You're not here to stitch.
You're here to snitch.
She needs information, bitch.
I thought we were rhyming.
What exactly do you want from me?
Has your friend Betty
told you exactly
what's going on
between Daniel and Alexis?
- How do you mean?
- Don't be a cluck.
The cold front between the Meade boys
has clearly thawed.
Who turned up the heat?
OK, here's the skinny.
Word is, Alexis's calendar is empty.
Nobody's returning calls,
no lunches, nothing.
It looks like she's reaching out
to her brother
because she's friendless.
Really?
Hmm... this might mean an "in" for me.
What are we thinking?
So I'm not a part of the "we,"
so unless you need my sewing skills,
then I'm just gonna leave.
That one's gonna be trouble.
You make sure that pasty seamstress
stays on our side.
Become her best friend.
Be her new Betty.
I guess I have to start eating potatoes.
[Groans]
Betty, my mother tends to be
a bit delusional when she drinks.
- She said she cut her brakes.
- After a few cocktails,
she's also claimed she's won the Boston
Marathon... and caused the tsunami.
She followed her in her Aston Martin
and watched her crash into a tree.
Call Rikers.
Tell them I need to see my father.
Your mother did not kill Fey. What are
you listening to that assistant for?
Why would Mother confess to that?
Here's a surprise, Daniel.
She's a drunk.
Now, she may have her demons,
but she's not a murderer.
Why don't you focus
on something important,
like finding me a new lawyer.
I need someone better.
I need "The Chin."
- The who?
- The Chin.
You want to help me, get me Grace Chin.
Grace Chin?
[Becks] You dated that?
No, actually I stood that up.
Good call. Not enough beer in
the world to make that look good.
She was my T.A., I promised
if she helped me pass criminology,
that I'd take her to
the Sigma Phi New Year's kegger.
That's so man-whore of you.
Yeah, except that was the night
Cindy Howard showed up at my room
and decided being a virgin
wasn't cool anymore.
That's interesting because she decided
that two weeks earlier in my room.
Becks, Grace Chin will never
take my father's case.
- Not after what I did to her.
- That was last century.
Look at this fatty. She's probably
got three or four chins by now.
Give her a call.
She'll be happy to hear from a man.
- What are you doing tonight?
- I have no idea,
but it involves a load of alcohol.
Perfect. Daniel gave me his invitation
to the Stella McCartney party
and you are going to be my plus one.
- It says VIP
- I know!
I've never even been an "I.P."
Look at the lettering. It's so rich.
You're feeling up a piece of paper.
You need to get out more.
I do. I need to do something to get
my mind off Henry's slutty girlfriend.
- You met her?
- No, but you know she is.
[Telephone ringing]
Hello, Christina McKinney.
Yes, very good. Who is this, really?
Really?
[Stammering]
Absolutely.
I'm on hold for Sarah Jessica Parker.
What do I do?
- You're doing it.
- I can't!
- You talk to celebrities all the time!
- I know, but not ones I like!
[Nervous gasps]
[Exaggerated accent]
Hallo, this is Christina.
I'm Scottish, not an Australian hooker.
- You saw my work at the Fashion Week?
- [Gasping]
Of course I can create an Oscar dress.
When do you need it?
Tomorrow?
Crikey! Um...
She'll do it!
I'll do it. G'day, mate.
Oh, Betty, what the hell?
I can't whip up a dress in a night.
[Scottish accent]
It's got to be done by tomorrow.
She's leaving for L.A. You're one of
the "Top Ten Designers to Watch!"
No! But it's Sarah Jessica Parker!
It's the Oscars!
It's the chance of a lifetime.
Get psyched!
Oh, I can't. Yes, I can.
I can. Silk sheath... low back...
Don't worry about tonight.
I will find another plus one.
...cut on the bias...
Good luck!
What? $14.00 for
a brownie and a sandwich?
They keep prices high
to discourage eating.
I'm sorry, I'm two dollars short.
What if I just took part of the brownie?
No. Don't worry about it. I got it.
That's so sweet. I've been in this city
two days, the kindest thing said is,
"Your ass could make
a nice chunk of change."
That is just New York's way of saying
"Welcome, you look good in your jeans."
Charlotte, by the way.
Everybody calls me Charlie.
- You have an amazing aura.
- [Cashier] Come on, ladies!
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
You haven't even started beauty school.
Cosmetology Institute, please.
And if I'm gonna get a leg up,
I have to practice.
Come on, Papi. You said you
would help me if I gave you a beer.
- Yeah, but you had two.
- I was nervous!
[Justin] Mom! Emergency!
The weatherman said there's
going to be a blizzard tonight.
Justin, don't worry, we will get you
into the city for Hairspray, I promise.
Like you promised me the new Fergie CD?
Which I still don't have.
Come on, Mom, don't phunk with my heart.
Justin, your father's not even going
to be here until 6:00. It'll be OK.
But if I miss one minute of the first
act, you think this is diva now?
Santos is going to Hairspray?
He knows that's not a strip club?
I might not have told him that he's
going with us to a musical just yet.
Honey, what are you doing?
If Santos wants to spend
more time with his son,
then Santos should do stuff
that his son likes.
It's a good idea, right?
It is, it is... isn't it?
I need another beer.
So what kind of art do you do?
Mostly jewelry.
I love working with found objects,
but...
the only thing I've found in New York
are hypodermic needles and condoms.
You could sell that here.
No, really. It's New York.
Actually, I think the city
is a little scary.
Most people feel that way at first. But
it's great once you get past the crowds
and the traffic and...
that occasional mystery smell you can't
get out of your hair. It's not so bad.
Hey, do you wanna come with me
to the Stella McCartney party tonight?
Come on, it would be really fun.
It's a VIP invite.
- VIP? I've never even been an IP.
- Me neither! Feel this lettering!
- I know.
- Charlie?
- Henry.
- Henry?
Betty. Hi.
I guess you two already met.
- Betty, this is my girlfriend, Charlie.
- Hi.
[Knock on door]
Yes?
Am I interrupting...?
- No. I'm just...
- What, no lunch date?
No, I've just been so busy.
Maybe not so busy.
Perfect. I have two tickets to
The Flying Dutchman at The Met tonight.
I was thinking a girls' night out.
We could start with drinks
at the St. Regis and...
Oh, darling, what is it?
It's complicated...
coming back from the dead.
Please, Donna Karan does it
every three years.
I just didn't expect
my old friends to be so...
...unforgiving.
- Honey...
you don't apologize for who you are.
People cried at my funeral
and now I'm back
and... they want
nothing to do with me.
To hell with them.
One good friend is all you need.
Thanks.
Shhh!
Hey, Accountant Man. Looking for Betty?
She's right down here.
What? I'm bored.
Hey, Henry.
I just, um... I lost a contact...
not mine.
I wanted to thank you
for getting Charlie to go out tonight.
All we've done is order in
and watch movies in bed.
Sounds... rough.
So just tell her that
I'll meet up with her at 7:00. OK, bye.
Betty...
- You sure this isn't weird for you?
- It's fine. It's totally fine.
- Why would it be weird?
- You know, 'cause we...
There was that thing, feeling...
vibe between us.
No, there is no "us."
So there was no...
vibe-feeling-thingy...
...to be felt.
- Really?
OK, then. Good.
Well, have fun tonight.
[Sighs] I'm still bored.
Watching nerd love is so tedious.
There is no "love." We don't have
any love. He has a girlfriend.
Yeah, who you invited to a party.
Pathetic-a.
Well, I don't want to, but I'm stuck.
Oh, grow a set, Bambi.
You've been working here long enough.
It's time to seize your inner Mode girl.
- My what?
- Mode girls aren't the "other woman."
We are the "only women."
Fight for your little dweeb.
Find this chick's weakness
and exploit it.
No! That's terrible.
I'm gonna take her.
I said I would, and I will.
[Singsong] Doormat!
Maybe I'm a bigger person than you.
Don't. It's too obvious.
A musical?
Forget it, I'm not going.
Come here. Justin is the one
who wants you to come with us.
He made me get three tickets.
He wants to share this with you.
He shouldn't be going
to see this stuff.
- Maybe that's why he is the way he is?
- OK, stop.
You're the one who wants
to spend more time with your son.
All right, look. I got money
on the basketball game tonight.
Listen. How about I ride
with you in the city on the train,
I'll catch the game at some bar.
When the show's over, I'll pick you up?
Father-son bonding on the E train.
That's some real quality time.
- That's "The Chin?"
- Yep.
[Betty] Why would you stand her up?
Well, back in school she was a mess.
She had braces and glasses
and this crazy hair.
Which totally works for some people.
Could you please stop looking at me
like that and just send her in?
[Betty] Miss Chin.
Hi, Grace. How are you?
Let me take that for you.
Please have a seat.
Well, this is... awkward.
- Isn't it?
- Is it?
Look, let me just start with...
- I'm an idiot.
- Great, and I'm a Pisces.
Now, do you want to discuss
your father's case?
So there's nothing
we need to discuss first?
You do realize I charge
by the hour, Mr. Meade?
It's me. It's Daniel.
And I'm Grace. That was $40.
Wait a minute, you don't remember?
Why should you?
Because we've never met.
OK, so I've had a look at the case
and I'll be honest with you,
it is not an easy one.
You've done the right thing by calling,
I am the only one who can win it.
- Great! So you'll take it?
- Not a chance in hell.
Wait, you just said you were
the only who could win it.
You said "Meet me at
the Sigma Phi New Year's party."
Oh, crap.
And by the way, Cindy Howard
pulled that virgin act with everyone.
So I've heard.
I was so excited
about my date with Daniel Meade.
Instead, I ended up back at the dorm
room playing Wolfenstein on my computer.
All night long.
Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein,
Wolfenstein!
Thanks to you,
1995 started off with a bang,
or should I say... without one!
- Grace!
- I bought a corsage for you.
I know that's weird,
but I was new to dating.
Look, I was a jerk, OK?
I probably still am.
Too little, too late.
I only came here to see the look
on your face when I rejected you.
Grace, listen I know
you don't owe me anything,
but this isn't about me.
It's about my father.
He didn't stand you up.
Isn't there anything I can do
to make it up to you?
Every vendor in this city
is closed because of the snow.
Right, you need fabric
for the Sarah Jessica Parker dress.
- I see the gay-P-B's in full force.
- It's Carrie Bradshaw.
We're on level pink.
Are these the designs?
Taffeta? Taffe-don't.
You're not putting her in an autumn
palette. She's totally a spring.
Do you know something?
You're the one gay I don't like.
You piss off, you're confusing me.
Confusing you?
Try "saving your career."
Now, let's start over.
Start over?
I don't even have any fabric.
"Shello"? Just repurpose
something around here.
This is Sarah Jessica Parker. I can't
use something from another designer.
She'll know. It'll burn her flesh.
- Anyway, she wants a McKinney original.
- OK.
Then we need to think outside the box.
"We"?
Yeah. Sometimes it's good
to be on a team.
[Charlie] Are you sure
the subway's the safest way?
[Betty] Yeah, I'm positive.
All the cabs are off duty anyway.
- The subway's perfectly safe.
- What about the mole people down there?
They're nice,
just misunderstood... Aah!
- [Charlie] Are you OK?
- [Betty] Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
[Charlie] I don't know why
Henry wants to live in the city.
I know we need accountants
in Tucson, too.
Well, maybe he has bigger dreams
than that. Here, stay close.
Like the music, leave a dollar.
Thanks!
That was nice of you, but don't you
worry he'll spend it on crack?
[Amanda] Aww!
Henry's girlfriend thinks you're nice.
Hit her.
Amanda?
So what's your story?
Are you seeing anyone?
No. Not anymore.
His loss. I'm sure you're
going to find someone great.
You did, and she took him.
She has got to go.
Just push Stevie Nicks
in front of the train.
This is crazy, there's so many people.
Don't let go of my hand!
Here's your chance. Lose her.
She'll freak, and be
on the next bus to Tucson.
Ditch her! Ditch her!
Betty! No, no!
I don't know what happened!
Get off at the next stop!
Get on the opposite train and come back!
I'll wait for you here!
Bitch move, Betty. Nice.
- I can't get through, no signal.
- Here. Try the pay phone.
Or not. Ewww, wet.
I don't understand.
How did this even happen?
Well, it was... sort of,
kind of an accident.
There were a lot of people and everyone
was shoving and the doors just closed.
Great. She's on the subway by herself.
- She's already terrified of New York.
- I know! I feel so bad. I'm sorry.
Betty, it's not your fault.
Actually, it is.
I think that I kind of...
Iost Charlie... on purpose.
[Wilhelmina] I'm so sorry about this.
We'll find a driver that has snow tires.
Don't worry, I've never missed
a curtain at the Met.
No big deal. You know,
I used to come to places like this.
Before. Why don't we sit
and have a drink while we wait?
- Peanut?
- No, thanks.
The Band-Aid in the bowl
puts me off a little.
[Man] Heads up!
That was you!
I threw that like a girl, right?
I knew it! Twenty to 8:00.
I told you we should've left earlier.
I promise you,
we will make the overture.
I appreciate the whole effort thing,
but everyone knows that there's
no overture in Hairspray.
Yeah, Hilda. Everyone knows that.
Is there something
you want to tell your son, Santos?
Yo, Justin...
- About tonight, mijo. I don't...
- No way! This is not happening.
[Justin] Why, God, why?
Staples? Envelopes?
Coffee filters?
You were looking for fabric!
There's none in the building.
But we don't need it.
Think Project Runway.
Those people made dresses
out of corn husks.
If I told you these were from Paris,
you'd pay $1,000.
- I can't do this. I'm going to say no.
- No!
You do not say no
to Sarah Jessica Parker.
- She's the Holy Grail of fashion.
- I know!
This is your big chance!
My chance to meet her husband,
Ferris Bueller Parker.
Here, hold this. Spin.
You may not get a call like this again.
You have to do this.
Make it work.
- She does have a quirky style.
- Quirky style.
[Rick James: Super Freak]
She's a very special girl
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet
And she'll wait for me backstage
with her girlfriends
In her limousine
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me...
No, no, no! You can't be closing.
It's just a little snow.
I don't need a waiter.
I don't need a cook.
I just need a table for two with some
candles and a few flowers. That's it.
This is Daniel Meade,
do you know that?
- [Phone hangs up]
- Hello? Hello?
That used to mean something.
Should've used my name.
- Thanks for meeting me here.
- So, what's the big surprise?
Actually, I was planning
this amazing dinner at Babbo, but...
Let me guess.
You're blowing me off again?
No, it's not me,
it's the stupid blizzard.
I just wanted to give you
the New Year's Eve we never had.
Maybe I should stand out in the snow
for three hours and cry icicle tears.
- Worked on that one for awhile?
- Twelve years.
Look, we can still do this.
We got party hats.
We got noisemakers. Look at this
gift basket Paul Smith sent over.
We could have a lot of fun
right here.
- Drink?
- I don't drink.
- Do you eat?
- Not often.
Did you really think
it was going to be that easy?
I would just come over here and we'd
have a few laughs about that night?
I wasn't the only one
you hurt in college.
Let's see. Julie Dwyer. Remember her?
- Not, uh...
- Exactly.
Julie now has a husband,
two kids and a dog...
That's great.
...in her mind.
She's in a mental institution.
Way to go, Daniel.
Does the name Sarah Hayden ring a bell?
Sarah now has the largest
Indigo Girls fansite on the Internet.
- Are you going to kill me?
- No.
I am going to make you apologize.
If you want me to even consider
taking your father's case,
you're going to make it up to every
woman you ever hurt in college.
Oh, yeah. The Chin's all about justice.
I swear, the Town Car
will be there within 15 minutes.
- Ow! That's flesh!
- Well, don't move.
What's going on over there?
Christy and I are making a dress
for Sarah Jessica Parker.
I need a staple gun.
"Christy"? I take it she's on our team?
We are so "besties." She taught me
how to do a butterfly stitch.
Perfect. I want the two of you
to be braiding each other's hair
before the night's over.
Come on, WNBA! The girl's on fire!
- That was just lucky.
- Actually, I'm the one who's lucky.
No blizzard and I'd be home
on Staten Island
and I wouldn't be here with you.
- I'm Joel, by the way.
- Alexis.
Alexis. Can I buy you a cocktail?
I won't be staying very long.
My friend has tickets to the opera.
- Oh. That sucks.
- Tell me about it.
How about one more game
before you leave?
All right.
Good news. Marc found us a Town Car.
- Great.
- You look familiar, have we met?
We're not even meeting now.
Let's wait outside. Come on.
Willie, any chance you want
to skip the Met and stick around here?
What? Are you serious? This was
the plan. We had girls' night out.
Isn't the point of girls' night
about meeting guys?
Look, he's cute.
And he has friends.
- Oh! Dear God.
- Come on! One shot. What do you say?
It's free! Come on.
[Man] Yeah!
All right. Here we go.
[All laughing]
Nice release.
One minute until curtain!
This is the worst thing ever,
I am not exaggerating!
You know the show inside and out. If you
miss some, you know how it starts.
But Dad doesn't!
And the curtain is up.
I am so sorry.
I think I'll be OK.
It's too bad. I know you
really wanted to see it.
Idea! I'll catch you up.
Let me set the scene.
Baltimore. 1962.
The height of segregation,
beginning of the teeny bop revolution.
Our heroine's... Tracy Turnblad.
Chubby, but totally adorable.
She wakes and begins to sing...
excuse me.
[Good Morning Baltimore]
Oh, oh, woke up today
Feeling the way I always do
Good morning Baltimore
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony
Good morning Baltimore
[humming]
Excuse me.
Don't dance near the guy
with his hand under his coat.
I don't understand.
Did something happen between you?
No. Nothing.
- Did she say something?
- No.
- I don't get it. You don't like her?
- No, I like her.
- Then what's the problem?
- I like you too!
There, I said it!
Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me you
had a girlfriend?
- You have a boyfriend.
- Who I broke up with!
- What?
- For you!
I thought a lot about what I did to you.
I'm so sorry.
I never meant to hurt you.
OK, so, thank you, nurse.
You'll give Julie the message when
she gets out of the "quiet room"?
OK. Thanks. Bye.
OK. So, um...
...Debra Rossner is next?
You know, you actually sound sincere.
You really would do anything
to help your father.
Come on. It's not like I don't regret
some of the things I've done in life.
You know, your sadness is...
...kind of a turn-on.
The Chin likes remorse.
- I am sad. I am so sad.
- Shh! Don't talk. You'll ruin it.
[Becks] Hello, hello?
Daniel? You there?
How many more of these calls
am I going to have to take?
OK, I'm hanging up.
[Moaning over the phone]
OK. I'm not hanging up.
Nice!
[Announcer on TV]
Alexis, our driver's here.
Would you hate me if I didn't go?
- Opera's totally wasted on me.
- [Joel] Yes!
- What did I miss?
- Sweet three pointer.
So much for our night.
[Clears throat]
What's this?
Hopefully, your phone number.
Got it!
What's going on?
My boys back there bet me I didn't have
the stones to get your phone number.
I don't live in a cave, dude.
I know exactly who you are,
and I don't hit on freaks,
unless I know I'm getting paid for it.
Pardon me. You know, Joel, I was rude
not to introduce myself to you earlier.
That's what friends are for. Come on.
[Joel grunts]
Tracy totally ends up dancing on the
Corny Collins show. It's way satisfying.
- And then, she has this killer song.
- Hey, kid. Think maybe we had enough?
- Fairy.
- Excuse me?
No, no. Hold on.
Hey, you got something to say, man?
Hmm? Digame, chico.
My son's going to finish
telling me about the Hairspray.
When he's done, you better clap.
All right?
Keep going. I want to know
what happens to Tracy.
And you're right, it's way satisfying.
Reprise...
Let it go, sweetie. Two weeks ago
that idiot wasn't even walking upright.
I had all these ideas of
how it would be when I came back...
...but people are kind of awful.
Well, don't forget, there are some
people that have been good to you.
You have...
...and so has Daniel.
What?
I thought he'd reject me
like my father did.
- But he didn't.
- Now you're making me nervous.
You are going to fire Daniel
and make me Editor-in-Chief, right?
- He's my brother, Willie.
- He is the enemy.
See, that's the thing.
I've kind of realized he's not.
Think about what you're saying.
We worked for months...
Look, you're the best
Creative Director in the business.
- We can talk about salary.
- Stop the car!
Willie...
You know, you may be new
at being a woman,
but you're an old pro at being a bitch.
[Scoffs]
Betty? Can we talk?
No. I'm getting some food,
and I'm going home.
Please tell Charlie that I'm sorry.
- At least let me pay for your pretzel.
- No. I don't want anything from you.
OK, a dollar. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Here, I know you like extra mustard...
Listen, Walter and I...
it wasn't about you.
I broke up with him
because I wasn't in love with him.
I don't know why I blamed it on you.
Maybe it was easier.
If you didn't love him
then you did the right thing.
My timing sucks.
Well, now you'll probably
meet someone new.
Someone who'll see
how wonderful you are.
And caring.
And beautiful.
- Is this a good idea?
- No.
Henry!
- Charlie?
- Charlie!
Betty! [laughs]
- Are you OK?
- That subway ride rocked!
People are so nice in this city!
There was this one guy,
he touched my butt,
but after I maced him
he got me on the right train.
So you like New York?
I heart New York!
Honey, I'm staying.
I want to try and make it work here.
And Betty, oh, Betty, it was like...
It was like fate that got us separated!
Yeah. Yeah, fate's awesome.
So, are we still
going to go to that party?
Because we can just get on
the D train and change at Chambers.
I totally sound like a New Yorker.
[Spits]
- That was my shoe.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
You know what? Um...
I think I'm going to go home.
You guys go to the party.
Henry should be your plus one.
- Betty.
- Yeah, yeah. OK.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Hello, media!
It's amazing what you can
accomplish when sober.
- Harsh words.
- And Sarah Jessica's going to love!
- I know!
- Listen up, people.
Our dear friend Alexis has betrayed us.
She's keeping Daniel as Editor-in-Chief.
- What?
- Don't worry.
I'm not going gently into this
good night. We need a new plan.
Excuse me. Where do you think
you're going?
I'm not one of your flying monkeys,
Wilhelmina.
Like hell you aren't.
I gave you your wings.
Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn't know you
if I hadn't put you in Fashion Week.
Don't cross me, sweetheart,
because you'll lose.
So, let's talk about your father's case.
Now? It's kind of a buzzkill, no?
Not for me. The law makes me hot.
A friend at the DA's office told me
the case against your father
isn't as strong
as they're leading everyone to believe.
All right, quick. Before the blood
leaves my brain. How so?
Mostly circumstantial evidence.
Barely a motive.
Plus, they can't even track down their
"star witness." Person's a ghost.
What do you mean?
Couple of witnesses claim they saw
a blue Aston Martin stopped on the road.
Probably saw the whole accident.
No luck tracking the witness down.
Blue Aston Martin?
Why would you tell our son's assistant
that you killed Fey?
Our family is falling apart.
Don't get angry at me.
You were supposed to stay quiet,
let me handle everything.
And look where it got you.
You're here because of me.
Because of what I did.
- I'm turning myself in.
- No! Claire?
- [Door lock buzzing]
- Claire!
Claire!
Claire.
- [Humming]
- [Phone rings]
Hello. Christina McKinney.
Yes.
Oh... right.
No, no, no, no. It's fine.
Of course. I understand completely.
OK. Bye.
That was Sarah Jessica Parker's people.
They're going with another designer.
Wilhelmina works quickly, doesn't she?
It gets easier.
Yes, Willie.
I'll get right on it.
Yes, I promise you,
the Town Car's on its way.
Yes, of course!
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[Betty] Previously on Ugly Betty:
- How bad is it between them?
- It's like Cain and Abel.
Cut it out!
- Time to get practical.
- I'll handle this.
Whether you like it or not,
he asked me to pick him up.
Last night a friend from home showed up.
My ex-girlfriend.
- Wow.
- Where do we stand?
Maybe it wouldn't kill us
to try and work together.
You do believe I'm innocent,
don't you?
I want to.
I know who killed Fey Sommers.
It was me.
Betty.
Betty... you're snoring.
- Mrs. Meade?
- I killed her, Betty.
I killed Fey Sommers and
I'll kill you too if you tell anyone,
especially Daniel.
Now, where do you keep the vermouth?
[Gasp]
[Henry] Hey, Betty.
- Henry!
- Cute headgear.
Have you met my girlfriend?
[Sexy music playing]
It's nice to meet you.
It's too bad it didn't
work out between us.
Claire Meade's going to kill you anyway.
[Clock ticking]
[Moans]
It's gonna be a long night.
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- Alexis, please...
- You're my brother, Danny,
I'll call you whatever I want.
Fine.
Well, will you be at
the ad sales meeting at 10:00?
Might be awkward if we're
both sitting at the table.
Daniel, we're both in charge.
It's going to be awkward
if you still shove grapes up your nose.
I did manage to get three up there once,
though, didn't I?
Hold on, your collar's going crazy.
Thank you.
- Good morning, Betty.
- Good morning.
Right, Stella McCartney's
having that party tonight.
I got plans with Becks,
you want my invite?
Yeah, sure. Maybe.
Maybe? Last week I gave you
a calendar from my bank
and you were all like,
"Shut up! I can have this?"
This is Stella McCartney.
Daniel, I need to talk to you.
OK, let me, um, call Chloe
from Prada first. OK?
Your mother killed Fey Sommers!
Um...
You don't need to sign for this.
They were being so nice to each other.
Maybe Daddy told them
if they didn't play nice,
he'd take away their private planes.
They were smiling.
Stop fondling my limes
and do something!
And breathe in happy air.
[Deep exhale]
Let me put out a gay-P-B among the
assistants and find out what's going on.
[Christina] You rang?
Do you want something hemmed?
You're not here to stitch.
You're here to snitch.
She needs information, bitch.
I thought we were rhyming.
What exactly do you want from me?
Has your friend Betty
told you exactly
what's going on
between Daniel and Alexis?
- How do you mean?
- Don't be a cluck.
The cold front between the Meade boys
has clearly thawed.
Who turned up the heat?
OK, here's the skinny.
Word is, Alexis's calendar is empty.
Nobody's returning calls,
no lunches, nothing.
It looks like she's reaching out
to her brother
because she's friendless.
Really?
Hmm... this might mean an "in" for me.
What are we thinking?
So I'm not a part of the "we,"
so unless you need my sewing skills,
then I'm just gonna leave.
That one's gonna be trouble.
You make sure that pasty seamstress
stays on our side.
Become her best friend.
Be her new Betty.
I guess I have to start eating potatoes.
[Groans]
Betty, my mother tends to be
a bit delusional when she drinks.
- She said she cut her brakes.
- After a few cocktails,
she's also claimed she's won the Boston
Marathon... and caused the tsunami.
She followed her in her Aston Martin
and watched her crash into a tree.
Call Rikers.
Tell them I need to see my father.
Your mother did not kill Fey. What are
you listening to that assistant for?
Why would Mother confess to that?
Here's a surprise, Daniel.
She's a drunk.
Now, she may have her demons,
but she's not a murderer.
Why don't you focus
on something important,
like finding me a new lawyer.
I need someone better.
I need "The Chin."
- The who?
- The Chin.
You want to help me, get me Grace Chin.
Grace Chin?
[Becks] You dated that?
No, actually I stood that up.
Good call. Not enough beer in
the world to make that look good.
She was my T.A., I promised
if she helped me pass criminology,
that I'd take her to
the Sigma Phi New Year's kegger.
That's so man-whore of you.
Yeah, except that was the night
Cindy Howard showed up at my room
and decided being a virgin
wasn't cool anymore.
That's interesting because she decided
that two weeks earlier in my room.
Becks, Grace Chin will never
take my father's case.
- Not after what I did to her.
- That was last century.
Look at this fatty. She's probably
got three or four chins by now.
Give her a call.
She'll be happy to hear from a man.
- What are you doing tonight?
- I have no idea,
but it involves a load of alcohol.
Perfect. Daniel gave me his invitation
to the Stella McCartney party
and you are going to be my plus one.
- It says VIP
- I know!
I've never even been an "I.P."
Look at the lettering. It's so rich.
You're feeling up a piece of paper.
You need to get out more.
I do. I need to do something to get
my mind off Henry's slutty girlfriend.
- You met her?
- No, but you know she is.
[Telephone ringing]
Hello, Christina McKinney.
Yes, very good. Who is this, really?
Really?
[Stammering]
Absolutely.
I'm on hold for Sarah Jessica Parker.
What do I do?
- You're doing it.
- I can't!
- You talk to celebrities all the time!
- I know, but not ones I like!
[Nervous gasps]
[Exaggerated accent]
Hallo, this is Christina.
I'm Scottish, not an Australian hooker.
- You saw my work at the Fashion Week?
- [Gasping]
Of course I can create an Oscar dress.
When do you need it?
Tomorrow?
Crikey! Um...
She'll do it!
I'll do it. G'day, mate.
Oh, Betty, what the hell?
I can't whip up a dress in a night.
[Scottish accent]
It's got to be done by tomorrow.
She's leaving for L.A. You're one of
the "Top Ten Designers to Watch!"
No! But it's Sarah Jessica Parker!
It's the Oscars!
It's the chance of a lifetime.
Get psyched!
Oh, I can't. Yes, I can.
I can. Silk sheath... low back...
Don't worry about tonight.
I will find another plus one.
...cut on the bias...
Good luck!
What? $14.00 for
a brownie and a sandwich?
They keep prices high
to discourage eating.
I'm sorry, I'm two dollars short.
What if I just took part of the brownie?
No. Don't worry about it. I got it.
That's so sweet. I've been in this city
two days, the kindest thing said is,
"Your ass could make
a nice chunk of change."
That is just New York's way of saying
"Welcome, you look good in your jeans."
Charlotte, by the way.
Everybody calls me Charlie.
- You have an amazing aura.
- [Cashier] Come on, ladies!
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
You haven't even started beauty school.
Cosmetology Institute, please.
And if I'm gonna get a leg up,
I have to practice.
Come on, Papi. You said you
would help me if I gave you a beer.
- Yeah, but you had two.
- I was nervous!
[Justin] Mom! Emergency!
The weatherman said there's
going to be a blizzard tonight.
Justin, don't worry, we will get you
into the city for Hairspray, I promise.
Like you promised me the new Fergie CD?
Which I still don't have.
Come on, Mom, don't phunk with my heart.
Justin, your father's not even going
to be here until 6:00. It'll be OK.
But if I miss one minute of the first
act, you think this is diva now?
Santos is going to Hairspray?
He knows that's not a strip club?
I might not have told him that he's
going with us to a musical just yet.
Honey, what are you doing?
If Santos wants to spend
more time with his son,
then Santos should do stuff
that his son likes.
It's a good idea, right?
It is, it is... isn't it?
I need another beer.
So what kind of art do you do?
Mostly jewelry.
I love working with found objects,
but...
the only thing I've found in New York
are hypodermic needles and condoms.
You could sell that here.
No, really. It's New York.
Actually, I think the city
is a little scary.
Most people feel that way at first. But
it's great once you get past the crowds
and the traffic and...
that occasional mystery smell you can't
get out of your hair. It's not so bad.
Hey, do you wanna come with me
to the Stella McCartney party tonight?
Come on, it would be really fun.
It's a VIP invite.
- VIP? I've never even been an IP.
- Me neither! Feel this lettering!
- I know.
- Charlie?
- Henry.
- Henry?
Betty. Hi.
I guess you two already met.
- Betty, this is my girlfriend, Charlie.
- Hi.
[Knock on door]
Yes?
Am I interrupting...?
- No. I'm just...
- What, no lunch date?
No, I've just been so busy.
Maybe not so busy.
Perfect. I have two tickets to
The Flying Dutchman at The Met tonight.
I was thinking a girls' night out.
We could start with drinks
at the St. Regis and...
Oh, darling, what is it?
It's complicated...
coming back from the dead.
Please, Donna Karan does it
every three years.
I just didn't expect
my old friends to be so...
...unforgiving.
- Honey...
you don't apologize for who you are.
People cried at my funeral
and now I'm back
and... they want
nothing to do with me.
To hell with them.
One good friend is all you need.
Thanks.
Shhh!
Hey, Accountant Man. Looking for Betty?
She's right down here.
What? I'm bored.
Hey, Henry.
I just, um... I lost a contact...
not mine.
I wanted to thank you
for getting Charlie to go out tonight.
All we've done is order in
and watch movies in bed.
Sounds... rough.
So just tell her that
I'll meet up with her at 7:00. OK, bye.
Betty...
- You sure this isn't weird for you?
- It's fine. It's totally fine.
- Why would it be weird?
- You know, 'cause we...
There was that thing, feeling...
vibe between us.
No, there is no "us."
So there was no...
vibe-feeling-thingy...
...to be felt.
- Really?
OK, then. Good.
Well, have fun tonight.
[Sighs] I'm still bored.
Watching nerd love is so tedious.
There is no "love." We don't have
any love. He has a girlfriend.
Yeah, who you invited to a party.
Pathetic-a.
Well, I don't want to, but I'm stuck.
Oh, grow a set, Bambi.
You've been working here long enough.
It's time to seize your inner Mode girl.
- My what?
- Mode girls aren't the "other woman."
We are the "only women."
Fight for your little dweeb.
Find this chick's weakness
and exploit it.
No! That's terrible.
I'm gonna take her.
I said I would, and I will.
[Singsong] Doormat!
Maybe I'm a bigger person than you.
Don't. It's too obvious.
A musical?
Forget it, I'm not going.
Come here. Justin is the one
who wants you to come with us.
He made me get three tickets.
He wants to share this with you.
He shouldn't be going
to see this stuff.
- Maybe that's why he is the way he is?
- OK, stop.
You're the one who wants
to spend more time with your son.
All right, look. I got money
on the basketball game tonight.
Listen. How about I ride
with you in the city on the train,
I'll catch the game at some bar.
When the show's over, I'll pick you up?
Father-son bonding on the E train.
That's some real quality time.
- That's "The Chin?"
- Yep.
[Betty] Why would you stand her up?
Well, back in school she was a mess.
She had braces and glasses
and this crazy hair.
Which totally works for some people.
Could you please stop looking at me
like that and just send her in?
[Betty] Miss Chin.
Hi, Grace. How are you?
Let me take that for you.
Please have a seat.
Well, this is... awkward.
- Isn't it?
- Is it?
Look, let me just start with...
- I'm an idiot.
- Great, and I'm a Pisces.
Now, do you want to discuss
your father's case?
So there's nothing
we need to discuss first?
You do realize I charge
by the hour, Mr. Meade?
It's me. It's Daniel.
And I'm Grace. That was $40.
Wait a minute, you don't remember?
Why should you?
Because we've never met.
OK, so I've had a look at the case
and I'll be honest with you,
it is not an easy one.
You've done the right thing by calling,
I am the only one who can win it.
- Great! So you'll take it?
- Not a chance in hell.
Wait, you just said you were
the only who could win it.
You said "Meet me at
the Sigma Phi New Year's party."
Oh, crap.
And by the way, Cindy Howard
pulled that virgin act with everyone.
So I've heard.
I was so excited
about my date with Daniel Meade.
Instead, I ended up back at the dorm
room playing Wolfenstein on my computer.
All night long.
Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein,
Wolfenstein!
Thanks to you,
1995 started off with a bang,
or should I say... without one!
- Grace!
- I bought a corsage for you.
I know that's weird,
but I was new to dating.
Look, I was a jerk, OK?
I probably still am.
Too little, too late.
I only came here to see the look
on your face when I rejected you.
Grace, listen I know
you don't owe me anything,
but this isn't about me.
It's about my father.
He didn't stand you up.
Isn't there anything I can do
to make it up to you?
Every vendor in this city
is closed because of the snow.
Right, you need fabric
for the Sarah Jessica Parker dress.
- I see the gay-P-B's in full force.
- It's Carrie Bradshaw.
We're on level pink.
Are these the designs?
Taffeta? Taffe-don't.
You're not putting her in an autumn
palette. She's totally a spring.
Do you know something?
You're the one gay I don't like.
You piss off, you're confusing me.
Confusing you?
Try "saving your career."
Now, let's start over.
Start over?
I don't even have any fabric.
"Shello"? Just repurpose
something around here.
This is Sarah Jessica Parker. I can't
use something from another designer.
She'll know. It'll burn her flesh.
- Anyway, she wants a McKinney original.
- OK.
Then we need to think outside the box.
"We"?
Yeah. Sometimes it's good
to be on a team.
[Charlie] Are you sure
the subway's the safest way?
[Betty] Yeah, I'm positive.
All the cabs are off duty anyway.
- The subway's perfectly safe.
- What about the mole people down there?
They're nice,
just misunderstood... Aah!
- [Charlie] Are you OK?
- [Betty] Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
[Charlie] I don't know why
Henry wants to live in the city.
I know we need accountants
in Tucson, too.
Well, maybe he has bigger dreams
than that. Here, stay close.
Like the music, leave a dollar.
Thanks!
That was nice of you, but don't you
worry he'll spend it on crack?
[Amanda] Aww!
Henry's girlfriend thinks you're nice.
Hit her.
Amanda?
So what's your story?
Are you seeing anyone?
No. Not anymore.
His loss. I'm sure you're
going to find someone great.
You did, and she took him.
She has got to go.
Just push Stevie Nicks
in front of the train.
This is crazy, there's so many people.
Don't let go of my hand!
Here's your chance. Lose her.
She'll freak, and be
on the next bus to Tucson.
Ditch her! Ditch her!
Betty! No, no!
I don't know what happened!
Get off at the next stop!
Get on the opposite train and come back!
I'll wait for you here!
Bitch move, Betty. Nice.
- I can't get through, no signal.
- Here. Try the pay phone.
Or not. Ewww, wet.
I don't understand.
How did this even happen?
Well, it was... sort of,
kind of an accident.
There were a lot of people and everyone
was shoving and the doors just closed.
Great. She's on the subway by herself.
- She's already terrified of New York.
- I know! I feel so bad. I'm sorry.
Betty, it's not your fault.
Actually, it is.
I think that I kind of...
Iost Charlie... on purpose.
[Wilhelmina] I'm so sorry about this.
We'll find a driver that has snow tires.
Don't worry, I've never missed
a curtain at the Met.
No big deal. You know,
I used to come to places like this.
Before. Why don't we sit
and have a drink while we wait?
- Peanut?
- No, thanks.
The Band-Aid in the bowl
puts me off a little.
[Man] Heads up!
That was you!
I threw that like a girl, right?
I knew it! Twenty to 8:00.
I told you we should've left earlier.
I promise you,
we will make the overture.
I appreciate the whole effort thing,
but everyone knows that there's
no overture in Hairspray.
Yeah, Hilda. Everyone knows that.
Is there something
you want to tell your son, Santos?
Yo, Justin...
- About tonight, mijo. I don't...
- No way! This is not happening.
[Justin] Why, God, why?
Staples? Envelopes?
Coffee filters?
You were looking for fabric!
There's none in the building.
But we don't need it.
Think Project Runway.
Those people made dresses
out of corn husks.
If I told you these were from Paris,
you'd pay $1,000.
- I can't do this. I'm going to say no.
- No!
You do not say no
to Sarah Jessica Parker.
- She's the Holy Grail of fashion.
- I know!
This is your big chance!
My chance to meet her husband,
Ferris Bueller Parker.
Here, hold this. Spin.
You may not get a call like this again.
You have to do this.
Make it work.
- She does have a quirky style.
- Quirky style.
[Rick James: Super Freak]
She's a very special girl
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet
And she'll wait for me backstage
with her girlfriends
In her limousine
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me...
No, no, no! You can't be closing.
It's just a little snow.
I don't need a waiter.
I don't need a cook.
I just need a table for two with some
candles and a few flowers. That's it.
This is Daniel Meade,
do you know that?
- [Phone hangs up]
- Hello? Hello?
That used to mean something.
Should've used my name.
- Thanks for meeting me here.
- So, what's the big surprise?
Actually, I was planning
this amazing dinner at Babbo, but...
Let me guess.
You're blowing me off again?
No, it's not me,
it's the stupid blizzard.
I just wanted to give you
the New Year's Eve we never had.
Maybe I should stand out in the snow
for three hours and cry icicle tears.
- Worked on that one for awhile?
- Twelve years.
Look, we can still do this.
We got party hats.
We got noisemakers. Look at this
gift basket Paul Smith sent over.
We could have a lot of fun
right here.
- Drink?
- I don't drink.
- Do you eat?
- Not often.
Did you really think
it was going to be that easy?
I would just come over here and we'd
have a few laughs about that night?
I wasn't the only one
you hurt in college.
Let's see. Julie Dwyer. Remember her?
- Not, uh...
- Exactly.
Julie now has a husband,
two kids and a dog...
That's great.
...in her mind.
She's in a mental institution.
Way to go, Daniel.
Does the name Sarah Hayden ring a bell?
Sarah now has the largest
Indigo Girls fansite on the Internet.
- Are you going to kill me?
- No.
I am going to make you apologize.
If you want me to even consider
taking your father's case,
you're going to make it up to every
woman you ever hurt in college.
Oh, yeah. The Chin's all about justice.
I swear, the Town Car
will be there within 15 minutes.
- Ow! That's flesh!
- Well, don't move.
What's going on over there?
Christy and I are making a dress
for Sarah Jessica Parker.
I need a staple gun.
"Christy"? I take it she's on our team?
We are so "besties." She taught me
how to do a butterfly stitch.
Perfect. I want the two of you
to be braiding each other's hair
before the night's over.
Come on, WNBA! The girl's on fire!
- That was just lucky.
- Actually, I'm the one who's lucky.
No blizzard and I'd be home
on Staten Island
and I wouldn't be here with you.
- I'm Joel, by the way.
- Alexis.
Alexis. Can I buy you a cocktail?
I won't be staying very long.
My friend has tickets to the opera.
- Oh. That sucks.
- Tell me about it.
How about one more game
before you leave?
All right.
Good news. Marc found us a Town Car.
- Great.
- You look familiar, have we met?
We're not even meeting now.
Let's wait outside. Come on.
Willie, any chance you want
to skip the Met and stick around here?
What? Are you serious? This was
the plan. We had girls' night out.
Isn't the point of girls' night
about meeting guys?
Look, he's cute.
And he has friends.
- Oh! Dear God.
- Come on! One shot. What do you say?
It's free! Come on.
[Man] Yeah!
All right. Here we go.
[All laughing]
Nice release.
One minute until curtain!
This is the worst thing ever,
I am not exaggerating!
You know the show inside and out. If you
miss some, you know how it starts.
But Dad doesn't!
And the curtain is up.
I am so sorry.
I think I'll be OK.
It's too bad. I know you
really wanted to see it.
Idea! I'll catch you up.
Let me set the scene.
Baltimore. 1962.
The height of segregation,
beginning of the teeny bop revolution.
Our heroine's... Tracy Turnblad.
Chubby, but totally adorable.
She wakes and begins to sing...
excuse me.
[Good Morning Baltimore]
Oh, oh, woke up today
Feeling the way I always do
Good morning Baltimore
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony
Good morning Baltimore
[humming]
Excuse me.
Don't dance near the guy
with his hand under his coat.
I don't understand.
Did something happen between you?
No. Nothing.
- Did she say something?
- No.
- I don't get it. You don't like her?
- No, I like her.
- Then what's the problem?
- I like you too!
There, I said it!
Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me you
had a girlfriend?
- You have a boyfriend.
- Who I broke up with!
- What?
- For you!
I thought a lot about what I did to you.
I'm so sorry.
I never meant to hurt you.
OK, so, thank you, nurse.
You'll give Julie the message when
she gets out of the "quiet room"?
OK. Thanks. Bye.
OK. So, um...
...Debra Rossner is next?
You know, you actually sound sincere.
You really would do anything
to help your father.
Come on. It's not like I don't regret
some of the things I've done in life.
You know, your sadness is...
...kind of a turn-on.
The Chin likes remorse.
- I am sad. I am so sad.
- Shh! Don't talk. You'll ruin it.
[Becks] Hello, hello?
Daniel? You there?
How many more of these calls
am I going to have to take?
OK, I'm hanging up.
[Moaning over the phone]
OK. I'm not hanging up.
Nice!
[Announcer on TV]
Alexis, our driver's here.
Would you hate me if I didn't go?
- Opera's totally wasted on me.
- [Joel] Yes!
- What did I miss?
- Sweet three pointer.
So much for our night.
[Clears throat]
What's this?
Hopefully, your phone number.
Got it!
What's going on?
My boys back there bet me I didn't have
the stones to get your phone number.
I don't live in a cave, dude.
I know exactly who you are,
and I don't hit on freaks,
unless I know I'm getting paid for it.
Pardon me. You know, Joel, I was rude
not to introduce myself to you earlier.
That's what friends are for. Come on.
[Joel grunts]
Tracy totally ends up dancing on the
Corny Collins show. It's way satisfying.
- And then, she has this killer song.
- Hey, kid. Think maybe we had enough?
- Fairy.
- Excuse me?
No, no. Hold on.
Hey, you got something to say, man?
Hmm? Digame, chico.
My son's going to finish
telling me about the Hairspray.
When he's done, you better clap.
All right?
Keep going. I want to know
what happens to Tracy.
And you're right, it's way satisfying.
Reprise...
Let it go, sweetie. Two weeks ago
that idiot wasn't even walking upright.
I had all these ideas of
how it would be when I came back...
...but people are kind of awful.
Well, don't forget, there are some
people that have been good to you.
You have...
...and so has Daniel.
What?
I thought he'd reject me
like my father did.
- But he didn't.
- Now you're making me nervous.
You are going to fire Daniel
and make me Editor-in-Chief, right?
- He's my brother, Willie.
- He is the enemy.
See, that's the thing.
I've kind of realized he's not.
Think about what you're saying.
We worked for months...
Look, you're the best
Creative Director in the business.
- We can talk about salary.
- Stop the car!
Willie...
You know, you may be new
at being a woman,
but you're an old pro at being a bitch.
[Scoffs]
Betty? Can we talk?
No. I'm getting some food,
and I'm going home.
Please tell Charlie that I'm sorry.
- At least let me pay for your pretzel.
- No. I don't want anything from you.
OK, a dollar. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Here, I know you like extra mustard...
Listen, Walter and I...
it wasn't about you.
I broke up with him
because I wasn't in love with him.
I don't know why I blamed it on you.
Maybe it was easier.
If you didn't love him
then you did the right thing.
My timing sucks.
Well, now you'll probably
meet someone new.
Someone who'll see
how wonderful you are.
And caring.
And beautiful.
- Is this a good idea?
- No.
Henry!
- Charlie?
- Charlie!
Betty! [laughs]
- Are you OK?
- That subway ride rocked!
People are so nice in this city!
There was this one guy,
he touched my butt,
but after I maced him
he got me on the right train.
So you like New York?
I heart New York!
Honey, I'm staying.
I want to try and make it work here.
And Betty, oh, Betty, it was like...
It was like fate that got us separated!
Yeah. Yeah, fate's awesome.
So, are we still
going to go to that party?
Because we can just get on
the D train and change at Chambers.
I totally sound like a New Yorker.
[Spits]
- That was my shoe.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
You know what? Um...
I think I'm going to go home.
You guys go to the party.
Henry should be your plus one.
- Betty.
- Yeah, yeah. OK.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Hello, media!
It's amazing what you can
accomplish when sober.
- Harsh words.
- And Sarah Jessica's going to love!
- I know!
- Listen up, people.
Our dear friend Alexis has betrayed us.
She's keeping Daniel as Editor-in-Chief.
- What?
- Don't worry.
I'm not going gently into this
good night. We need a new plan.
Excuse me. Where do you think
you're going?
I'm not one of your flying monkeys,
Wilhelmina.
Like hell you aren't.
I gave you your wings.
Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn't know you
if I hadn't put you in Fashion Week.
Don't cross me, sweetheart,
because you'll lose.
So, let's talk about your father's case.
Now? It's kind of a buzzkill, no?
Not for me. The law makes me hot.
A friend at the DA's office told me
the case against your father
isn't as strong
as they're leading everyone to believe.
All right, quick. Before the blood
leaves my brain. How so?
Mostly circumstantial evidence.
Barely a motive.
Plus, they can't even track down their
"star witness." Person's a ghost.
What do you mean?
Couple of witnesses claim they saw
a blue Aston Martin stopped on the road.
Probably saw the whole accident.
No luck tracking the witness down.
Blue Aston Martin?
Why would you tell our son's assistant
that you killed Fey?
Our family is falling apart.
Don't get angry at me.
You were supposed to stay quiet,
let me handle everything.
And look where it got you.
You're here because of me.
Because of what I did.
- I'm turning myself in.
- No! Claire?
- [Door lock buzzing]
- Claire!
Claire!
Claire.
- [Humming]
- [Phone rings]
Hello. Christina McKinney.
Yes.
Oh... right.
No, no, no, no. It's fine.
Of course. I understand completely.
OK. Bye.
That was Sarah Jessica Parker's people.
They're going with another designer.
Wilhelmina works quickly, doesn't she?
It gets easier.
Yes, Willie.
I'll get right on it.
Yes, I promise you,
the Town Car's on its way.
Yes, of course!
[Justin Timberlake: What Goes Around]
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