Two and a Half Men (2003–2015): Season 3, Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro - full transcript
Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer ...
English Subtitles.
Two and a Half Men S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro - Web-DL [KoTuWa]
Hey, what are you doing home
in the middle of the afternoon?
Look outside.
I guess the day got away from me.
- So you still depressed?
- What do you think?
By the looks of things...
...I'd say you're one sad song away
from deep-throating a shotgun.
Be a pal and put down a tarp first.
How did my life get to this point,
Charlie?
How does how does a man
sink this low?
Well, in all fairness,
you had a running start.
Sorry, sorry. Go on.
Things were going so well.
I had a young, hot girlfriend
who fulfilled all my sexual desires.
- How many desires are we talking about?
- Just the one. You know...
...for sex.
But now she's gone.
Buddy, she's not really gone.
You know where she is.
Yeah.
And where is that, Alan?
Why are you doing this?
Say it, Alan. The healing begins
when you can say it out loud.
My girlfriend is living with my ex-wife.
You know, I was wrong.
It's not the healing that begins
when you say it out loud...
...it's the laughter.
Nice talking to you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Don't you wanna hear
how I can help you with all this?
I'm not going back to Tijuana
for another X-rated performance...
...of The Bride and the Burro.
Okay. First of all,
that's not what I was gonna suggest.
But if you recall, that trip
got you through a particularly dark...
...depressing part of your divorce.
The first time you smiled in months
was when you caught the bouquet.
All right,
against my better judgment...
...I'm gonna go and ask.
How do you propose to help me?
Well, first let's make sure
that we agree on the problem.
- Your ex-wife befriended your girlfriend.
- Yes.
And your girlfriend has moved in
with your ex-wife.
Yes.
Your ex-wife is turning
your girlfriend against you.
Do we have to go through this?
Just until it stops being funny.
Anyway, it would seem to me
the simple solution is to find someone...
...to speak to Kandi on your behalf.
Someone she trusts.
Yes, that would be great.
Now, what's your point?
Charlie?
If you're not coming back...
...at least tell me
where you keep the fresh batteries.
I'll be right up.
And it's rechargeable.
My point is,
I'm banging Kandi's mom.
What?
You're welcome.
Who is it?
You know damn well who it is.
I'm entertaining.
Not as much as you seem to think.
Hang on.
No, not you. You let go.
Come on in, Alan.
- Are you decent?
- He's above average.
Just come in.
Come on.
Oh, he's cute.
I can see why Kandi likes him.
Used to like him.
Oh yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
Come, sit. Let's talk about it.
Are you sure I'm not interrupting?
Don't worry about it.
Kind of hit
the seventh-inning stretch anyway.
You can go two more innings?
Even if I have to start throwing
knuckle balls.
Sit down.
Okay.
So you're Kandi's mom, huh?
- Mandi.
- Alan.
Some grip, huh?
Well, Mandi, I can see where...
Where your daughter
gets her good looks from.
Thank you. You know,
a lot of people think we're sisters.
Oh, there's a mental picture that'll get
me through the last two innings.
- Don't be naughty.
- Why, are you gonna spank me?
- I just might.
- I just might let you.
I just might go hang myself.
Oh, relax.
Oh, Kandi said he was a little shy.
First time they had sex,
he didn't take his shirt off.
Excuse me, that wasn't shyness.
The first time I had sex with your
daughter, I barely got my pants off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, boundaries.
This is Kandi's mom.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to create an awkward moment.
But enough about me.
How is it that you two are...
I mean, you know...
...how did you exactly...?
What the hell is going on here?
Good question, and a great story.
Mandi showed up here
looking for Kandi.
That's not a great story.
Sure it is. It's already had like
half a dozen happy endings.
You are definitely going over my knee.
Alan, we gotta wrap it up here.
But you said
you'd help me with Kandi.
I didn't say now.
- Do you want me to talk to her?
- I would really appreciate it.
Excuse me, but the pitcher's all
warmed up and ready to take the mound.
Of course,
I'm kind of busy at the moment.
Got it.
Oh, charge!
- Hey, Dad. Mom, Dad's here.
- Hey.
No, don't, don't bother your mom.
Is Kandi around?
- Yeah, she lives here now.
- I know.
Does this mean she and Mom are gay?
- No, it does not.
- Too bad.
- Why?
- Be a lot easier to explain.
- Could you just tell Kandi I'm here?
- Okay. Kandi, my dad's here.
- What do you want, Alan?
- I wanna talk to Kandi.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Why?
She's a sweet, innocent girl.
I don't want you to ruin her life too.
- Too? How did I ruin your life?
- You stole my youth.
You took my house.
That seems like a fair trade.
Face it. This escapade with Kandi
is just a pathetic attempt...
...to find a younger version of me.
Are you kidding?
Judith, I had a younger version of you...
...and let me tell you,
it was no great shakes.
It's okay, Judith. I'll talk to him.
He doesn't want to talk to you. There's
only one thing a man is interested in.
What?
Forget it. I'm here if you need me.
Hello, Alan.
Listen, Kandi,
I'm really sorry about our fight.
I know I can be a little bit
of a control freak and...
But I honestly care for you...
...and I hope you'll give me
another chance.
I see. Excuse me.
I can't let you steal my youth.
You're not fooling anybody, Judith.
Come on, Kandi,
tell me what you think.
Okay. I think we've reached
an implants in our relationship.
Impasse.
I think we've reached an impasse
in our relationship. Goodbye.
Excuse me,
is this Judith Harper's house?
Yeah. She traded it for her youth.
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, sweetheart.
Come on in.
Judith can't wait to meet you.
I can't wait to meet her.
I know you two
are gonna love each other.
I watch one donkey sex show...
...and you make me pay for it
the rest of my life.
Who is it?
Don't screw with me, Charlie.
We need to talk.
Give me a sec.
Charlie, you're just making it tighter.
Oh, the hell with it. Come on in, Alan.
- Hey there.
- Hiya.
- You know, I can come back.
- It's okay, Alan. Come, sit.
All right.
So how did it go with Kandi?
If it had gone well...
...do you think I'd be sitting here
talking to two half-naked people?
- Alan?
- What?
I'm completely naked.
What happened, Alan?
Well, as I suspected, Judith has turned
your daughter against me.
Well, I'm not surprised.
Kandi's always been very suggestible.
You know, until she was 8
she thought this was her nose.
That's kind of cute.
When Alan was 8, I convinced him
he only had two weeks to live.
But I suppose that tells you more
about me than him.
Yeah, good times.
But back to recent events...
Remember when I told you the cat-litter
box was filled with Almond Roca?
He ate four of them.
Are we done visiting Charlie Harper's
Museum of Sibling Cruelty?
I have something to talk about.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize I was interrupting you.
Go ahead, Alan.
Thank you.
So as I was leaving
my ex-wife's house...
...I ran into your ex-husband.
- Andy?
- I guess.
Wait a second.
It's Mandi, Andy and Kandi?
What's your point?
No point.
Mandi, Andy, Kandi.
Dandy.
Anyway, it appears as if Kandi has set
my ex-wife up on a blind date with him.
How nice.
Nice? How is that nice?
Well, he's been kind of depressed
since we broke up.
It's good to see
he's getting back on the horse.
But that horse is my ex-wife.
Speaking of which, did you ever see
The Bride and the Burro in Tijuana?
See it? I caught the bouquet.
So did Alan.
Always a bridesmaid, never a burro.
Charlie,
I'm starting to lose feeling in my arm.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, you went pretty far in the scouts.
Can you undo this knot?
Gee, actually,
I specialized in Indian lore.
Beaded belts, arrowheads.
But, good luck though.
Maybe you should go get
a pair of scissors.
Hang on, let me untie my feet.
We really didn't think this through,
did we?
So has your mom
been seeing a lot of Kandi's dad?
That's right. If she married him,
Kandi would be your stepsister.
Hey, hey, hey, do you happen to know
if they're going out tonight?
Yep, if I married Kandi,
she would be your stepmother.
But...
But tonight...
Is your mom going out tonight?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. If Kandi
took a poop, it would be your step-stool.
All right, well...
...it's always good to talk to you.
Love you, buddy.
Did you get all that, Berta?
I think so, but let's do a quick recap.
Your girlfriend's
living with your ex-wife.
Your ex-wife's
dating your girlfriend's father.
To top it off,
you're trying to get useful intelligence...
...from a kid who's got
precious little to spare.
Okay, just checking.
Hey, Berta.
- I want you to meet Mandi. Mandi, Berta.
- Hi.
Listen...
...we got a pair of scissors handy?
Oh, Charlie, that's a silk tie.
Why didn't you use
one of the poly blends?
Hey, hey, wait a minute, that's my tie.
You ruined my tie.
Oh, yeah.
You're not gonna be happy
about your electric toothbrush either.
Kandi's told me
so many nice things about you.
How do you know Kandi?
- She's my daughter.
- Your daughter?
Sweet whistling Geronimo.
You people are like a box of hamsters,
just crawling all over each other.
Yes, yes.
- We all get how this looks, Berta.
- Hey, I'm not knocking it.
I'm just wondering when some of that
gravy's gonna spill over on my taters.
Hey, what's up?
What's up? What are you doing here?
Well, Mandi came over
to put in a good word for you...
...and I figured I'd tag along for grins.
Here comes one now.
Come on in.
I'm in a nightmare
and I can't wake up.
Sit down. Make yourself at home.
Thanks...
...I will.
- Where's... Where's Jake?
- He's at a sleepover.
Hi, Alan.
How are you?
About two heartbeats
from a brain aneurysm.
Where's Kandi?
She's in her room.
But I thought we should talk first.
We just have a few questions.
About what?
Charlie?
Well, Kandi's mom and I are
a little concerned about your intentions.
You should be...
...because I intend to kill you.
That's the kind of attitude...
...that isn't gonna win you
a lot of friends around here, mister.
Alan, you're a very sweet man.
But let's face facts.
Kandi has her whole life ahead of her,
while you...
...not so much.
- Kandi?
- Alan?
- I am so sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
Oh, isn't that sweet?
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you too, huggy bear.
Mom, I'm gonna go have sex with Alan,
okay?
You kids have fun.
- Hold on there, young man.
- What?
Don't be a selfish lover.
Consider her needs.
This isn't over.
You're right.
He is easy to screw with.
Hey, four pieces of Almond Roca.
Even the cat was laughing at him.
So should we head back to my place?
I suppose.
What's wrong?
Nothing. It's just...
...we've already had sex there.
Oh, baby. I really, really like you.
Well, thank you, Judith.
I had a wonderful evening.
I hope we can do it again some...
Maybe catch a movie.
Or go for a hike.
I'm guessing that's your ex-husband.
- Good-looking man.
- Oh, he's gorgeous.
Dumb as wood.
Oh, my Lord.
But it's good wood.
- I better find Alan so we can get out.
- You wanna leave? This is so hot.
Oh, Mandi, you just keep getting better
and better.
- Hang on while I give Alan a heads up.
- Hurry back and give me one.
Alan?
Alan?
You're the most beautiful man
I've ever seen.
Not Alan.
Couldn't find him.
Mandi.
Mandi.
You know what else I like?
Swap meets.
- Swell.
- Yeah.
Your ex-husband
must be a real little guy, huh?
Forget about him.
Let's get some wine in you.
Mandi.
Glasses are in there.
No, no, top shelf.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, you ever go rock climbing?
It's a great workout.
Mandi?
Mandi.
Alan?
- Anybody?
- Over here.
Damn it.
- What are you doing?
- I was thirsty.
- Have you seen Alan?
- I've been in the closet.
So where the hell is he?
Oh, my, I'm sorry I'm so nervous.
I haven't been with another woman
in a long time.
Yeah, yeah, take off your robe.
Okay.
Hot damn.
Yeah, it is hot.
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, Judith.
Daddy,
I want you to meet my boyfriend, Alan.
- Nice to see you again.
- Small world.
- I said I was sorry.
- Just get out.
I'll give you a call, Judith.
Maybe we'll hit some garage sales.
Yeah, terrific.
I like your daughter.
I like your ex-wife.
Wanna get a drink?
I'm not doing anything.
Do you like garage sales?
Where am I supposed to go?
I don't care. Just leave.
But I thought we were friends.
Friends don't have sex with their friends'
ex-husbands in the first friend's hot tub.
Divorced three years
and he's still ruining my life.
Should have drowned his stupid ass.
- Did you hear something?
- Nope.
- How's the head?
- Let's find out.
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Two and a Half Men S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro - Web-DL [KoTuWa]
Hey, what are you doing home
in the middle of the afternoon?
Look outside.
I guess the day got away from me.
- So you still depressed?
- What do you think?
By the looks of things...
...I'd say you're one sad song away
from deep-throating a shotgun.
Be a pal and put down a tarp first.
How did my life get to this point,
Charlie?
How does how does a man
sink this low?
Well, in all fairness,
you had a running start.
Sorry, sorry. Go on.
Things were going so well.
I had a young, hot girlfriend
who fulfilled all my sexual desires.
- How many desires are we talking about?
- Just the one. You know...
...for sex.
But now she's gone.
Buddy, she's not really gone.
You know where she is.
Yeah.
And where is that, Alan?
Why are you doing this?
Say it, Alan. The healing begins
when you can say it out loud.
My girlfriend is living with my ex-wife.
You know, I was wrong.
It's not the healing that begins
when you say it out loud...
...it's the laughter.
Nice talking to you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Don't you wanna hear
how I can help you with all this?
I'm not going back to Tijuana
for another X-rated performance...
...of The Bride and the Burro.
Okay. First of all,
that's not what I was gonna suggest.
But if you recall, that trip
got you through a particularly dark...
...depressing part of your divorce.
The first time you smiled in months
was when you caught the bouquet.
All right,
against my better judgment...
...I'm gonna go and ask.
How do you propose to help me?
Well, first let's make sure
that we agree on the problem.
- Your ex-wife befriended your girlfriend.
- Yes.
And your girlfriend has moved in
with your ex-wife.
Yes.
Your ex-wife is turning
your girlfriend against you.
Do we have to go through this?
Just until it stops being funny.
Anyway, it would seem to me
the simple solution is to find someone...
...to speak to Kandi on your behalf.
Someone she trusts.
Yes, that would be great.
Now, what's your point?
Charlie?
If you're not coming back...
...at least tell me
where you keep the fresh batteries.
I'll be right up.
And it's rechargeable.
My point is,
I'm banging Kandi's mom.
What?
You're welcome.
Who is it?
You know damn well who it is.
I'm entertaining.
Not as much as you seem to think.
Hang on.
No, not you. You let go.
Come on in, Alan.
- Are you decent?
- He's above average.
Just come in.
Come on.
Oh, he's cute.
I can see why Kandi likes him.
Used to like him.
Oh yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
Come, sit. Let's talk about it.
Are you sure I'm not interrupting?
Don't worry about it.
Kind of hit
the seventh-inning stretch anyway.
You can go two more innings?
Even if I have to start throwing
knuckle balls.
Sit down.
Okay.
So you're Kandi's mom, huh?
- Mandi.
- Alan.
Some grip, huh?
Well, Mandi, I can see where...
Where your daughter
gets her good looks from.
Thank you. You know,
a lot of people think we're sisters.
Oh, there's a mental picture that'll get
me through the last two innings.
- Don't be naughty.
- Why, are you gonna spank me?
- I just might.
- I just might let you.
I just might go hang myself.
Oh, relax.
Oh, Kandi said he was a little shy.
First time they had sex,
he didn't take his shirt off.
Excuse me, that wasn't shyness.
The first time I had sex with your
daughter, I barely got my pants off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, boundaries.
This is Kandi's mom.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to create an awkward moment.
But enough about me.
How is it that you two are...
I mean, you know...
...how did you exactly...?
What the hell is going on here?
Good question, and a great story.
Mandi showed up here
looking for Kandi.
That's not a great story.
Sure it is. It's already had like
half a dozen happy endings.
You are definitely going over my knee.
Alan, we gotta wrap it up here.
But you said
you'd help me with Kandi.
I didn't say now.
- Do you want me to talk to her?
- I would really appreciate it.
Excuse me, but the pitcher's all
warmed up and ready to take the mound.
Of course,
I'm kind of busy at the moment.
Got it.
Oh, charge!
- Hey, Dad. Mom, Dad's here.
- Hey.
No, don't, don't bother your mom.
Is Kandi around?
- Yeah, she lives here now.
- I know.
Does this mean she and Mom are gay?
- No, it does not.
- Too bad.
- Why?
- Be a lot easier to explain.
- Could you just tell Kandi I'm here?
- Okay. Kandi, my dad's here.
- What do you want, Alan?
- I wanna talk to Kandi.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Why?
She's a sweet, innocent girl.
I don't want you to ruin her life too.
- Too? How did I ruin your life?
- You stole my youth.
You took my house.
That seems like a fair trade.
Face it. This escapade with Kandi
is just a pathetic attempt...
...to find a younger version of me.
Are you kidding?
Judith, I had a younger version of you...
...and let me tell you,
it was no great shakes.
It's okay, Judith. I'll talk to him.
He doesn't want to talk to you. There's
only one thing a man is interested in.
What?
Forget it. I'm here if you need me.
Hello, Alan.
Listen, Kandi,
I'm really sorry about our fight.
I know I can be a little bit
of a control freak and...
But I honestly care for you...
...and I hope you'll give me
another chance.
I see. Excuse me.
I can't let you steal my youth.
You're not fooling anybody, Judith.
Come on, Kandi,
tell me what you think.
Okay. I think we've reached
an implants in our relationship.
Impasse.
I think we've reached an impasse
in our relationship. Goodbye.
Excuse me,
is this Judith Harper's house?
Yeah. She traded it for her youth.
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, sweetheart.
Come on in.
Judith can't wait to meet you.
I can't wait to meet her.
I know you two
are gonna love each other.
I watch one donkey sex show...
...and you make me pay for it
the rest of my life.
Who is it?
Don't screw with me, Charlie.
We need to talk.
Give me a sec.
Charlie, you're just making it tighter.
Oh, the hell with it. Come on in, Alan.
- Hey there.
- Hiya.
- You know, I can come back.
- It's okay, Alan. Come, sit.
All right.
So how did it go with Kandi?
If it had gone well...
...do you think I'd be sitting here
talking to two half-naked people?
- Alan?
- What?
I'm completely naked.
What happened, Alan?
Well, as I suspected, Judith has turned
your daughter against me.
Well, I'm not surprised.
Kandi's always been very suggestible.
You know, until she was 8
she thought this was her nose.
That's kind of cute.
When Alan was 8, I convinced him
he only had two weeks to live.
But I suppose that tells you more
about me than him.
Yeah, good times.
But back to recent events...
Remember when I told you the cat-litter
box was filled with Almond Roca?
He ate four of them.
Are we done visiting Charlie Harper's
Museum of Sibling Cruelty?
I have something to talk about.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize I was interrupting you.
Go ahead, Alan.
Thank you.
So as I was leaving
my ex-wife's house...
...I ran into your ex-husband.
- Andy?
- I guess.
Wait a second.
It's Mandi, Andy and Kandi?
What's your point?
No point.
Mandi, Andy, Kandi.
Dandy.
Anyway, it appears as if Kandi has set
my ex-wife up on a blind date with him.
How nice.
Nice? How is that nice?
Well, he's been kind of depressed
since we broke up.
It's good to see
he's getting back on the horse.
But that horse is my ex-wife.
Speaking of which, did you ever see
The Bride and the Burro in Tijuana?
See it? I caught the bouquet.
So did Alan.
Always a bridesmaid, never a burro.
Charlie,
I'm starting to lose feeling in my arm.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, you went pretty far in the scouts.
Can you undo this knot?
Gee, actually,
I specialized in Indian lore.
Beaded belts, arrowheads.
But, good luck though.
Maybe you should go get
a pair of scissors.
Hang on, let me untie my feet.
We really didn't think this through,
did we?
So has your mom
been seeing a lot of Kandi's dad?
That's right. If she married him,
Kandi would be your stepsister.
Hey, hey, hey, do you happen to know
if they're going out tonight?
Yep, if I married Kandi,
she would be your stepmother.
But...
But tonight...
Is your mom going out tonight?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. If Kandi
took a poop, it would be your step-stool.
All right, well...
...it's always good to talk to you.
Love you, buddy.
Did you get all that, Berta?
I think so, but let's do a quick recap.
Your girlfriend's
living with your ex-wife.
Your ex-wife's
dating your girlfriend's father.
To top it off,
you're trying to get useful intelligence...
...from a kid who's got
precious little to spare.
Okay, just checking.
Hey, Berta.
- I want you to meet Mandi. Mandi, Berta.
- Hi.
Listen...
...we got a pair of scissors handy?
Oh, Charlie, that's a silk tie.
Why didn't you use
one of the poly blends?
Hey, hey, wait a minute, that's my tie.
You ruined my tie.
Oh, yeah.
You're not gonna be happy
about your electric toothbrush either.
Kandi's told me
so many nice things about you.
How do you know Kandi?
- She's my daughter.
- Your daughter?
Sweet whistling Geronimo.
You people are like a box of hamsters,
just crawling all over each other.
Yes, yes.
- We all get how this looks, Berta.
- Hey, I'm not knocking it.
I'm just wondering when some of that
gravy's gonna spill over on my taters.
Hey, what's up?
What's up? What are you doing here?
Well, Mandi came over
to put in a good word for you...
...and I figured I'd tag along for grins.
Here comes one now.
Come on in.
I'm in a nightmare
and I can't wake up.
Sit down. Make yourself at home.
Thanks...
...I will.
- Where's... Where's Jake?
- He's at a sleepover.
Hi, Alan.
How are you?
About two heartbeats
from a brain aneurysm.
Where's Kandi?
She's in her room.
But I thought we should talk first.
We just have a few questions.
About what?
Charlie?
Well, Kandi's mom and I are
a little concerned about your intentions.
You should be...
...because I intend to kill you.
That's the kind of attitude...
...that isn't gonna win you
a lot of friends around here, mister.
Alan, you're a very sweet man.
But let's face facts.
Kandi has her whole life ahead of her,
while you...
...not so much.
- Kandi?
- Alan?
- I am so sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
Oh, isn't that sweet?
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you too, huggy bear.
Mom, I'm gonna go have sex with Alan,
okay?
You kids have fun.
- Hold on there, young man.
- What?
Don't be a selfish lover.
Consider her needs.
This isn't over.
You're right.
He is easy to screw with.
Hey, four pieces of Almond Roca.
Even the cat was laughing at him.
So should we head back to my place?
I suppose.
What's wrong?
Nothing. It's just...
...we've already had sex there.
Oh, baby. I really, really like you.
Well, thank you, Judith.
I had a wonderful evening.
I hope we can do it again some...
Maybe catch a movie.
Or go for a hike.
I'm guessing that's your ex-husband.
- Good-looking man.
- Oh, he's gorgeous.
Dumb as wood.
Oh, my Lord.
But it's good wood.
- I better find Alan so we can get out.
- You wanna leave? This is so hot.
Oh, Mandi, you just keep getting better
and better.
- Hang on while I give Alan a heads up.
- Hurry back and give me one.
Alan?
Alan?
You're the most beautiful man
I've ever seen.
Not Alan.
Couldn't find him.
Mandi.
Mandi.
You know what else I like?
Swap meets.
- Swell.
- Yeah.
Your ex-husband
must be a real little guy, huh?
Forget about him.
Let's get some wine in you.
Mandi.
Glasses are in there.
No, no, top shelf.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, you ever go rock climbing?
It's a great workout.
Mandi?
Mandi.
Alan?
- Anybody?
- Over here.
Damn it.
- What are you doing?
- I was thirsty.
- Have you seen Alan?
- I've been in the closet.
So where the hell is he?
Oh, my, I'm sorry I'm so nervous.
I haven't been with another woman
in a long time.
Yeah, yeah, take off your robe.
Okay.
Hot damn.
Yeah, it is hot.
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, Judith.
Daddy,
I want you to meet my boyfriend, Alan.
- Nice to see you again.
- Small world.
- I said I was sorry.
- Just get out.
I'll give you a call, Judith.
Maybe we'll hit some garage sales.
Yeah, terrific.
I like your daughter.
I like your ex-wife.
Wanna get a drink?
I'm not doing anything.
Do you like garage sales?
Where am I supposed to go?
I don't care. Just leave.
But I thought we were friends.
Friends don't have sex with their friends'
ex-husbands in the first friend's hot tub.
Divorced three years
and he's still ruining my life.
Should have drowned his stupid ass.
- Did you hear something?
- Nope.
- How's the head?
- Let's find out.
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