Totally Spies! (2001–2014): Season 6, Episode 1 - The Anti-Social Network - full transcript
Mandy gets a social network called Mandy Book. with 1300 followers. But what does it have to do with frequent waves in the university.
THEME SONG: We arrive
in the fashion world.
We are totally spies.
Genuine secret agents.
But we never give into fear.
Sam, Clover, Alex.
Whoo!
We'll win every day of the year.
S-P-I-E-S!
We are Totally Spies.
Yes.
My masterpiece is
finally complete.
And now to build Mandy up
to the height of popularity.
I think I'll take Intro
to Journalism, Journalism
Basics, and Snooping 101.
You know, to appeal to my
totally inquisitive side.
Great idea, Sammy.
Now, what classes
should I sign up for?
Well, what do you want to
be when you grow up, Alex?
Hm.
Maybe a veterinarian, or an
animal psychologist, or a pony.
O-M-G, girls.
I have the most
amazing news ever.
I totally just signed us up for
fashion design class together.
Can you like, even believe it?
Not really, Clover.
I mean, fashion design's
kind of your thing.
Trust me, girls.
It'll be a majorly awesome way
o spend more time together.
And it'll be way fun.
Group hug.
Move it or lose it, people.
The Mandy train
is coming through.
Whatever, Mandy.
Since when do we
take orders from you?
Since I've officially
decided to major
in being famous
for being famous,
and will soon be
the most influential
person on the planet.
My intern Trent is marketing
me on all platforms of media
for the utmost in exposability.
Isn't that right, Trent?
Everything you
say is right, Mandy.
Good answer.
Now, out of my way, losers.
Uh-oh.
Was the new student union
not built to Southern
California earthquake codes?
I think it's a disturbance
of a different kind, a WOOHP
quake.
Now that those
freaks are gone,
let's hear what
you've been working on
to help me achieve fame and
fortune without actually
doing anything.
Well, for starters I've,
been updating your website.
Ew.
Those pictures of me
are totally dated.
They're from over
three days ago.
Sorry, Mandy.
This is an internship.
This lame website
isn't going to cut it.
I need something big, something
innovative, something new.
If you are ready to experience
the thrill of Mandy Book,
click here.
No way.
It's an entire social
networking site dedicated to me.
Guess it mus have been created
by one of my many admirers.
Now, hit the gas.
Oh, believe me, Mandy,
Mandy Book will take you
places you've never dreamed of.
Jerry?
Are you in here?
I don't see him.
Not so fast, ladies.
I'm testing out the
new chip or C-H-I-P,
WOOHP's new compressed
helium inhalation
prototype that allows its user
to float about like a balloon.
Unfortunately, I haven't figured
out how to stop it from making
my voice so high-pitched.
As far as the attire, I've
just returned from holiday.
Aloha.
And now for the
reason you're here.
WOOHP sensors have
picked up a very
strange frequency coming from
somewhere around your campus.
What kind of frequency?
I'm not certain.
But because it's using
brain wave technology
I've never seen
before, I'd like you
to investigate on the double.
Hm.
Then what are we waiting for?
Bringing on the gadgets.
Very well, then.
First, we have your
new compowders, now
with DNA recognition, hands-free
capabilities, which literally
allow the devices to float
beside you if you happen to be
tied up by a villain,
multiple data
window projection function,
and a shiny skin detector.
You mean like for detecting
a slimy bad guy with
creepy tentacles or something?
No, for detecting
when your faces
get extra sweaty on a mission.
In the unfortunate event
of breakthrough shine,
the compowder will
beep, alerting you
that it's time to apply
a fresh coat of powder.
ALL: Awesome.
Next, we have the brace board
bracelet that tightens around
the wrist when picking
up strange amplitude,
WOOHP speeders, the cutting edge
in personal transport devices,
and finally, the
Incendi-earrings.
Ouch.
Wow, Jer.
These are mega-hot.
More so than you know, Clover.
When tossed, they
produce intense heat
capable of incinerating
whatever they touch.
Awesome.
Now, goodbye
spies, and good luck.
Now this is what
I call hecka cool.
Are you kidding me?
If any cute guys see me
riding this geeky thing,
I'll totally freak.
And if this WOOHP speeder
thing isn't annoying enough,
my wrist seriously hurts.
That's because
the gadget Jer gave
you is picking up a frequency.
Guess now I know why he named
the Brace For It Bracelet.
You have to brace
yourself for the pain.
Come on, spies.
I think we've
reached our target.
So what do you think?
Should we climb the trellis
and head for the roof?
Oh, please.
Climbing is old school.
Woo-hoo!
OK.
Looks like the chimney's
our best way inside.
Good thing we haven't
eaten lunch yet.
It's gonna be a tight fit.
Whoa.
Check it out.
It's all sorts of
high tech in here.
And all sorts of cluttered.
It's not all high tech.
This toothbrush looks
perfectly ordinary.
TOOTHBRUSH: I am
the Toothinator.
For deep cleaning, press one.
For bad breath
detection, press two.
OK.
Looks can be deceiving.
Ow.
The Brace For It
Bracelet's picking up
that frequency again.
I think it's coming from
that computer over there.
Time for a little recon.
So much for being stealthy.
Girls, I think the alarm's
the least of our problems.
Oh, no.
Huh?
Whoa.
Oh!
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
OK.
Most obnoxious house ever.
More like strangest
mission ever.
A hostile house with
aggressive appliances?
What gives?
Girls, mission update.
Jer, perfect timing.
We need WOOHP to
analyze this crazy high
tech toothbrush Alex found.
- Not a problem.
Oh, and girls, you
have your fashion
design class in five minutes.
Ta a.
Uh, you're
welcome, Mr. Grabby.
And now for a wardrobe change.
After all, we got to show
up to class looking ab fab.
Yes.
Fashion victory.
Woohoo!
One banana smoothie, please.
Alex, what are you doing?
We're running late.
Oopsie.
Uh, guys, are you
noticing what I'm noticing?
That our outfits are
radiating with impeccable taste?
Yes.
I did notice.
No, that every single
student on campus
is looking at their smartphones
and tablet computers.
Hey.
Aw, man.
There goes lunch.
Shh, guys, listen.
Did you read the
post about Mandy
donated her old waterskis to the
Mojave drought relief effort?
Totally.
She's so giving.
I know.
I'm just glad we have
Mandy Book to keep us
up to date on her awesomeness
ALL: Mandy Book?
Hm.
OK.
What is going on?
What is going on is that
my new social networking
site, Mandy Book, I know
have over 100,000 followers.
Trent, you really should
throw me a party to celebrate.
Why haven't you
losers joined yet?
Oh, that's right.
Because you're always riding the
caboose of every awesome trend.
Let's roll, Trent.
I can't dare to be seen with
these popularity killers.
I can't believe it.
Mandy's actually
becoming famous.
And all this time,
I thought
students had good taste.
Uh-oh We're late for class.
And now that
I've built her up,
it's time to watch Mandy fall.
Keep those hemlines
tight, people.
Faster.
Fashion doesn't create itself.
More sweat.
More tears.
Oh, less spandex.
Isn't this the best idea ever?
I love being in
class with you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, Sam.
I'm just not feeling this
fashion disaster in the making.
I'm feeling a do over.
A do over?
And I'm Clover.
Way to work the non-fashion
fashion look, Alex.
Tres chic.
Oh, Love the
sleeve stain, Sam.
It's a bold statement,
Craziness like that will take
you far in the fashion biz.
OK.
That's a wrap for today.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Professor Plunkett
totally hates me.
He didn't even
get my name right.
Oh, no he doesn't, Sam.
I mean, Clover.
I hope you guys are right.
In any case, you're
the best friends ever.
Did you read the latest
post on Mandy Book?
She started charging
for autographs.
She won't even shake
hands unless she's
wearing designer gloves.
Wow.
Sounds like Mandy's followers
are kind of mad at her.
They same more than mad.
They totally turned against her.
Awesome.
Now that things are getting
juicy on Mandy Book,
I'm going to sign up
just to get the dish.
Whoa.
Check out this tragedy.
Make way, followers.
The princess of popularity
is coming threw.
There she is.
Get her.
Hey, take it easy.
Stay back.
I am icon.
I deserve respect.
Do you people know who I am?
Hey, that seems like a
pretty extreme reaction.
Totally.
We better go help her
before the crowd mauls her.
Yeah.
Ouch.
And before this bracelet
gets any tighter.
I'm not sure why, but
it must be picking up
that frequency again.
Whoa.
These people are
crazy stalkers.
Ah!
Ick, ick, ick.
Why are the best hiding
places always the nastiest?
Ouch.
Ha!
I should have known you guys
were behind all of this.
You're the ones who made
my followers revolt, you
and your freaky outfits.
Mandy, we have nothing
to do with what's going on.
It's Jerry.
Excuse us for just one minute.
Girls, I've just
gotten the DNA results
back from the toothbrush.
Seems it belongs to
a Telly Hardwire.
Good luck.
Telly Hardware?
Wasn't he the president of the
computer club at Beverly High?
Mandy, have you ever
heard of Telly Hardwire?
Telly who?
You probably
would know my name
if you bothered to cyber friend
me when I sent you a friend
request in high school.
Telly?
Me
That's right.
And I'm here to take Mandy
down in flames as revenge
for dissing me and thinking
she's better than everyone
else.
Seriously, dude?
That is so pathetic.
People like you don't get that
it's geeks like me who create
the social networks you enjoy.
Exactly.
Like I said, get over it.
Oh, I am getting over it.
Whatever.
This is just a little
bump in the highway
on my road to mega stardom.
Here they come again, and
they don't look like they're
on your side, Mandy.
Wha
I've integrated a mind
control brain wave frequency
in Mandy Book that
not only hooks
your followers on the
site, but also makes
them want to take you down.
And since it's working so
well, after you're eliminated,
I'm going after everyone in
the world who ever rejected one
of my online friend requests.
This
guy has lost it.
Clover, keep them at bay.
Alex.
We need to get
Mandy out of here.
Let's get her everyone.
Clover?
Look at her eyes.
Telly's frequency must
have affected her.
Oh!
What are we going to do?
Chips up, Alex.
Huh?
Trent.
I am so happy to see you.
There's this whacked up--
Help.
She's over here.
You traitor.
You are so fired.
Mandy, hurry up.
Get in.
Look out.
Hang on, guys.
I'm not so good at driving
one of these things.
Pull over and give us Mandy.
Alex, head toward
the house where
the frequency's coming from.
I'll try, but Clover has
total WOOHP speeder rage.
Let's try our chips again.
Look out.
Here comes Telly and the mob.
How fitting that you were
taken down by your own vanity.
Um, I don't suppose
if I friended you
now, you'd call off the mob?
Didn't think so.
Alex, hurry.
You need to destroy the
frequency transmitter.
I'm on it Sammy.
If she gets to
the transmitter,
she'll compromise Mandy Book.
Stop her.
Woo-hoo.
This is a job for
the Incendi-earrings.
Not you again.
Alex, any time you get
to destroy net frequency,
it'd be much appreciated.
I'm trying, Sam.
Hm.
Ah!
Alex.
Ugh.
All I know is that these
things better work.
No.
Hey.
What happened to my uni.
What am I doing in
public looking like this?
Uh-oh.
My first shine alert.
You're still my loyal
and devoted followers,
though, right.
D'oh.
They probably lost
interest because they
saw me hanging out with you.
Trent.
You're rehired.
We have a lot of work to do
rebuilding my popularity.
Whatever you say, Mandy.
Not so fast, Telly.
You've got a date
with WOOHP prison.
Let me go.
I'm warning you.
I'll ruin your popularity.
I can do it.
I'll take it from here, girls.
Excellent work.
Jer.
Someone might need
to have today's
events removed from her memory,
if you know what I mean?
Hey.
What are you doing?
Let me go.
Do you know who I am?
I am famous.
I have 100,000 followers.
More like had
100,000 followers.
Well, girls, I say
we definitely started
this semester with a bang.
Heck, yeah.
I mean, could things
get any more exciting.
I'm just glad everything
worked out for the best.
Bu I'm still bummed
that Professor Plunkett
doesn't like my fashion sense.
Now that is what
I call fierce.
I mean, how many
girls would dare
rock a singed cat suit, bird's
nest hair look after Labor Day?
I love it.
Alex.
O-M-G. This is going
to be the best year ever.
If only he could
get my name right.
in the fashion world.
We are totally spies.
Genuine secret agents.
But we never give into fear.
Sam, Clover, Alex.
Whoo!
We'll win every day of the year.
S-P-I-E-S!
We are Totally Spies.
Yes.
My masterpiece is
finally complete.
And now to build Mandy up
to the height of popularity.
I think I'll take Intro
to Journalism, Journalism
Basics, and Snooping 101.
You know, to appeal to my
totally inquisitive side.
Great idea, Sammy.
Now, what classes
should I sign up for?
Well, what do you want to
be when you grow up, Alex?
Hm.
Maybe a veterinarian, or an
animal psychologist, or a pony.
O-M-G, girls.
I have the most
amazing news ever.
I totally just signed us up for
fashion design class together.
Can you like, even believe it?
Not really, Clover.
I mean, fashion design's
kind of your thing.
Trust me, girls.
It'll be a majorly awesome way
o spend more time together.
And it'll be way fun.
Group hug.
Move it or lose it, people.
The Mandy train
is coming through.
Whatever, Mandy.
Since when do we
take orders from you?
Since I've officially
decided to major
in being famous
for being famous,
and will soon be
the most influential
person on the planet.
My intern Trent is marketing
me on all platforms of media
for the utmost in exposability.
Isn't that right, Trent?
Everything you
say is right, Mandy.
Good answer.
Now, out of my way, losers.
Uh-oh.
Was the new student union
not built to Southern
California earthquake codes?
I think it's a disturbance
of a different kind, a WOOHP
quake.
Now that those
freaks are gone,
let's hear what
you've been working on
to help me achieve fame and
fortune without actually
doing anything.
Well, for starters I've,
been updating your website.
Ew.
Those pictures of me
are totally dated.
They're from over
three days ago.
Sorry, Mandy.
This is an internship.
This lame website
isn't going to cut it.
I need something big, something
innovative, something new.
If you are ready to experience
the thrill of Mandy Book,
click here.
No way.
It's an entire social
networking site dedicated to me.
Guess it mus have been created
by one of my many admirers.
Now, hit the gas.
Oh, believe me, Mandy,
Mandy Book will take you
places you've never dreamed of.
Jerry?
Are you in here?
I don't see him.
Not so fast, ladies.
I'm testing out the
new chip or C-H-I-P,
WOOHP's new compressed
helium inhalation
prototype that allows its user
to float about like a balloon.
Unfortunately, I haven't figured
out how to stop it from making
my voice so high-pitched.
As far as the attire, I've
just returned from holiday.
Aloha.
And now for the
reason you're here.
WOOHP sensors have
picked up a very
strange frequency coming from
somewhere around your campus.
What kind of frequency?
I'm not certain.
But because it's using
brain wave technology
I've never seen
before, I'd like you
to investigate on the double.
Hm.
Then what are we waiting for?
Bringing on the gadgets.
Very well, then.
First, we have your
new compowders, now
with DNA recognition, hands-free
capabilities, which literally
allow the devices to float
beside you if you happen to be
tied up by a villain,
multiple data
window projection function,
and a shiny skin detector.
You mean like for detecting
a slimy bad guy with
creepy tentacles or something?
No, for detecting
when your faces
get extra sweaty on a mission.
In the unfortunate event
of breakthrough shine,
the compowder will
beep, alerting you
that it's time to apply
a fresh coat of powder.
ALL: Awesome.
Next, we have the brace board
bracelet that tightens around
the wrist when picking
up strange amplitude,
WOOHP speeders, the cutting edge
in personal transport devices,
and finally, the
Incendi-earrings.
Ouch.
Wow, Jer.
These are mega-hot.
More so than you know, Clover.
When tossed, they
produce intense heat
capable of incinerating
whatever they touch.
Awesome.
Now, goodbye
spies, and good luck.
Now this is what
I call hecka cool.
Are you kidding me?
If any cute guys see me
riding this geeky thing,
I'll totally freak.
And if this WOOHP speeder
thing isn't annoying enough,
my wrist seriously hurts.
That's because
the gadget Jer gave
you is picking up a frequency.
Guess now I know why he named
the Brace For It Bracelet.
You have to brace
yourself for the pain.
Come on, spies.
I think we've
reached our target.
So what do you think?
Should we climb the trellis
and head for the roof?
Oh, please.
Climbing is old school.
Woo-hoo!
OK.
Looks like the chimney's
our best way inside.
Good thing we haven't
eaten lunch yet.
It's gonna be a tight fit.
Whoa.
Check it out.
It's all sorts of
high tech in here.
And all sorts of cluttered.
It's not all high tech.
This toothbrush looks
perfectly ordinary.
TOOTHBRUSH: I am
the Toothinator.
For deep cleaning, press one.
For bad breath
detection, press two.
OK.
Looks can be deceiving.
Ow.
The Brace For It
Bracelet's picking up
that frequency again.
I think it's coming from
that computer over there.
Time for a little recon.
So much for being stealthy.
Girls, I think the alarm's
the least of our problems.
Oh, no.
Huh?
Whoa.
Oh!
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
OK.
Most obnoxious house ever.
More like strangest
mission ever.
A hostile house with
aggressive appliances?
What gives?
Girls, mission update.
Jer, perfect timing.
We need WOOHP to
analyze this crazy high
tech toothbrush Alex found.
- Not a problem.
Oh, and girls, you
have your fashion
design class in five minutes.
Ta a.
Uh, you're
welcome, Mr. Grabby.
And now for a wardrobe change.
After all, we got to show
up to class looking ab fab.
Yes.
Fashion victory.
Woohoo!
One banana smoothie, please.
Alex, what are you doing?
We're running late.
Oopsie.
Uh, guys, are you
noticing what I'm noticing?
That our outfits are
radiating with impeccable taste?
Yes.
I did notice.
No, that every single
student on campus
is looking at their smartphones
and tablet computers.
Hey.
Aw, man.
There goes lunch.
Shh, guys, listen.
Did you read the
post about Mandy
donated her old waterskis to the
Mojave drought relief effort?
Totally.
She's so giving.
I know.
I'm just glad we have
Mandy Book to keep us
up to date on her awesomeness
ALL: Mandy Book?
Hm.
OK.
What is going on?
What is going on is that
my new social networking
site, Mandy Book, I know
have over 100,000 followers.
Trent, you really should
throw me a party to celebrate.
Why haven't you
losers joined yet?
Oh, that's right.
Because you're always riding the
caboose of every awesome trend.
Let's roll, Trent.
I can't dare to be seen with
these popularity killers.
I can't believe it.
Mandy's actually
becoming famous.
And all this time,
I thought
students had good taste.
Uh-oh We're late for class.
And now that
I've built her up,
it's time to watch Mandy fall.
Keep those hemlines
tight, people.
Faster.
Fashion doesn't create itself.
More sweat.
More tears.
Oh, less spandex.
Isn't this the best idea ever?
I love being in
class with you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, Sam.
I'm just not feeling this
fashion disaster in the making.
I'm feeling a do over.
A do over?
And I'm Clover.
Way to work the non-fashion
fashion look, Alex.
Tres chic.
Oh, Love the
sleeve stain, Sam.
It's a bold statement,
Craziness like that will take
you far in the fashion biz.
OK.
That's a wrap for today.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Professor Plunkett
totally hates me.
He didn't even
get my name right.
Oh, no he doesn't, Sam.
I mean, Clover.
I hope you guys are right.
In any case, you're
the best friends ever.
Did you read the latest
post on Mandy Book?
She started charging
for autographs.
She won't even shake
hands unless she's
wearing designer gloves.
Wow.
Sounds like Mandy's followers
are kind of mad at her.
They same more than mad.
They totally turned against her.
Awesome.
Now that things are getting
juicy on Mandy Book,
I'm going to sign up
just to get the dish.
Whoa.
Check out this tragedy.
Make way, followers.
The princess of popularity
is coming threw.
There she is.
Get her.
Hey, take it easy.
Stay back.
I am icon.
I deserve respect.
Do you people know who I am?
Hey, that seems like a
pretty extreme reaction.
Totally.
We better go help her
before the crowd mauls her.
Yeah.
Ouch.
And before this bracelet
gets any tighter.
I'm not sure why, but
it must be picking up
that frequency again.
Whoa.
These people are
crazy stalkers.
Ah!
Ick, ick, ick.
Why are the best hiding
places always the nastiest?
Ouch.
Ha!
I should have known you guys
were behind all of this.
You're the ones who made
my followers revolt, you
and your freaky outfits.
Mandy, we have nothing
to do with what's going on.
It's Jerry.
Excuse us for just one minute.
Girls, I've just
gotten the DNA results
back from the toothbrush.
Seems it belongs to
a Telly Hardwire.
Good luck.
Telly Hardware?
Wasn't he the president of the
computer club at Beverly High?
Mandy, have you ever
heard of Telly Hardwire?
Telly who?
You probably
would know my name
if you bothered to cyber friend
me when I sent you a friend
request in high school.
Telly?
Me
That's right.
And I'm here to take Mandy
down in flames as revenge
for dissing me and thinking
she's better than everyone
else.
Seriously, dude?
That is so pathetic.
People like you don't get that
it's geeks like me who create
the social networks you enjoy.
Exactly.
Like I said, get over it.
Oh, I am getting over it.
Whatever.
This is just a little
bump in the highway
on my road to mega stardom.
Here they come again, and
they don't look like they're
on your side, Mandy.
Wha
I've integrated a mind
control brain wave frequency
in Mandy Book that
not only hooks
your followers on the
site, but also makes
them want to take you down.
And since it's working so
well, after you're eliminated,
I'm going after everyone in
the world who ever rejected one
of my online friend requests.
This
guy has lost it.
Clover, keep them at bay.
Alex.
We need to get
Mandy out of here.
Let's get her everyone.
Clover?
Look at her eyes.
Telly's frequency must
have affected her.
Oh!
What are we going to do?
Chips up, Alex.
Huh?
Trent.
I am so happy to see you.
There's this whacked up--
Help.
She's over here.
You traitor.
You are so fired.
Mandy, hurry up.
Get in.
Look out.
Hang on, guys.
I'm not so good at driving
one of these things.
Pull over and give us Mandy.
Alex, head toward
the house where
the frequency's coming from.
I'll try, but Clover has
total WOOHP speeder rage.
Let's try our chips again.
Look out.
Here comes Telly and the mob.
How fitting that you were
taken down by your own vanity.
Um, I don't suppose
if I friended you
now, you'd call off the mob?
Didn't think so.
Alex, hurry.
You need to destroy the
frequency transmitter.
I'm on it Sammy.
If she gets to
the transmitter,
she'll compromise Mandy Book.
Stop her.
Woo-hoo.
This is a job for
the Incendi-earrings.
Not you again.
Alex, any time you get
to destroy net frequency,
it'd be much appreciated.
I'm trying, Sam.
Hm.
Ah!
Alex.
Ugh.
All I know is that these
things better work.
No.
Hey.
What happened to my uni.
What am I doing in
public looking like this?
Uh-oh.
My first shine alert.
You're still my loyal
and devoted followers,
though, right.
D'oh.
They probably lost
interest because they
saw me hanging out with you.
Trent.
You're rehired.
We have a lot of work to do
rebuilding my popularity.
Whatever you say, Mandy.
Not so fast, Telly.
You've got a date
with WOOHP prison.
Let me go.
I'm warning you.
I'll ruin your popularity.
I can do it.
I'll take it from here, girls.
Excellent work.
Jer.
Someone might need
to have today's
events removed from her memory,
if you know what I mean?
Hey.
What are you doing?
Let me go.
Do you know who I am?
I am famous.
I have 100,000 followers.
More like had
100,000 followers.
Well, girls, I say
we definitely started
this semester with a bang.
Heck, yeah.
I mean, could things
get any more exciting.
I'm just glad everything
worked out for the best.
Bu I'm still bummed
that Professor Plunkett
doesn't like my fashion sense.
Now that is what
I call fierce.
I mean, how many
girls would dare
rock a singed cat suit, bird's
nest hair look after Labor Day?
I love it.
Alex.
O-M-G. This is going
to be the best year ever.
If only he could
get my name right.