Totally Spies! (2001–2014): Season 1, Episode 21 - Passion Patties - full transcript
A sinister cookie manufacturer creates a highly addictive cookie which makes all who eat it severely overweight.
♪ Here we go, we're getting
on the road till we stop ♪
♪ And then we'll shop ♪
♪ So one, two, three now, baby
Here we go, go, go ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ On a mission undercover
and we're in control ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ We're Totally Spies
so get on with the show ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
(dog barking)
(doorbell rings)
It's Happy Girl Cookie Time!
Would you like to buy some cookies?
Oh, sorry, girls, I'm on a diet.
GIRL: At least take a sample.
They're really good this year.
Alright.
(gasps)
(screams)
Give me every box you have!
- Seen it.
- Own it.
Returned it.
(all sigh)
I think we've finally done it.
- We've seen everything at the mall.
- I don't believe it!
I didn't think seeing
the whole mall was possible.
No, look! It's that hat from the cover
of Impressionable Teen magazine.
It's finally here!
Hmmm. That medium looks
a little snug on you.
- Would you like to try a large?
- Large? I don't think so!
- Just try the large, Clover.
- Yeah, who cares?
See, it's perfect.
Yeah. You look just like the girl
on the cover of Impressionable Teen.
Sure, except she doesn't have
a giant, large size head!
I'm getting the medium.
Where's that salesgirl?
I'll take the medium.
I'm sorry, I just sold it to this
young lady. It was the last one.
(screams)
(chuckles) Lucky me, it's just my size.
(screams)
Ooh, that Mandy!
If she can wear a medium then so can I.
Clover, don't you think
you're being a little silly
about this whole hat thing?
Yeah, why not just buy the large?
I'm not buying the large.
I'm ordering a medium and that's that!
Cheer up, Clover.
They'll have your medium in a few days.
But that's like a year in hat time.
Hey, look, a new photo sticker booth!
- Come on, let's go try it out!
- Sure, if I can fit my big head inside.
OK, everybody, say "shoe sale!"
ALL: Shoe sale!
ALL: Whoa!
(all scream)
- Maybe her giant head is stuck.
- CLOVER: I heard that!
No time for fooling, girls. We've got
a serious situation developing.
As you can see, Happy Girl Cookie Time
is turning people into criminals.
They're willing to do anything
to get cookies.
What do you want us to do?
The cookies are only available
in North America.
Your mission
is to infiltrate the Happy Girls
and get to the bottom of this
cookie craze before they go worldwide.
This week you're being given
a Perfume Atomizer Stun-spray,
a Multi-purpose Charm Bracelet,
a Holo-Camera,
a Stick Pin Homing Device,
and, as an added bonus,
a free sample that came in the mail.
Ooh, I love free samples!
"Nordic Moisturizing Cream."
- Don't want you getting chapped.
- Thanks, Jerry.
- That's my job, girls.
- (all scream)
Try not to move.
We're working out the kinks
on the WOOHP turbo-change-o pod.
Is it me, or does today
just keep getting worse?
OK, the sooner we do this, the sooner
we get out of these ridiculous outfits.
Hi! We're here to pick up our cookies.
Aren't you ladies a little old
to be Happy Girls?
No, we're just... big for our age.
- Healthy Active Peppy...
- ALL: Proud Young Girls!
Very nice, girls.
Who's your Troop Leader?
Um... Jerry something.
That's Geraldine. Geraldine something.
Oh, right.
- Huh. Must be a new Troop.
- Yeah, brand new.
Here's a delivery list.
Go get your cookies from the trucks.
ALL: Yes, ma'am!
"Passion Patties. A minty chocolate
miracle in your mouth."
Yuck, I hate mint.
Me, too. Minty things
always taste like toothpaste.
I'll try them! You know,
for the sake of the investigation.
Mmm!
Wow, these really are
a "miracle in your mouth."
So minty, so chocolaty!
Mmm! Mmm.
OK, that's enough "investigating."
I'll take a picture of the evidence.
And I'll send some to Jerry,
you know, before Clover eats it all.
- Hey, I'm only doing my job.
- OK, let's get to work.
(doorbell rings)
Happy Girls! Hooray!
Shirley? Shirley Rogers?
Yeah, that's me.
Oh! I've been waiting all morning
for you girls.
Quit my job yesterday
so I wouldn't miss any deliveries.
I just love Happy Girl Cookie Time! See?
I've put on a little weight this week,
but it's been worth it.
I even wrote Doctor Bittersweet
and told her that.
Doctor Bittersweet?
Doctor Inga Bittersweet,
the genius who invented Passion Patties.
She's my hero.
Oh, my... what's all that noise?
MAN: There they are!
(crowd yelling)
Sorry, ma'am, gotta go!
Hey! What about my cookies?
- What are we gonna do?!
- Ditch the wagon and run!
(shrieks)
BOTH: Clover!
She'll never make it
out of there on her own.
Let's go!
(both grunt)
(crowd clamoring)
Let's get out of here!
OK. That was beyond weird.
Yeah, can you believe how
out of control those people were?
I know, they ate all my cookies!
Maybe you should stop eating
those cookies, Clover,
I mean, until we know what's in them.
I already know what's in them.
A little bit of heaven in every bite.
Hey, Jerry, what can you tell us
about a Doctor Inga Bittersweet?
She oversees Passion Patty production
from her factory in Switzerland.
We'll need the plane.
Have you analyzed the cookies?
No, not yet, but I must say,
these things are quite tasty.
I'm going to look into this personally.
Send me as many cookies as you can,
straight away. That's an order.
Great, now Jerry's hooked, too.
Hi, I'm on the waiting list
for a medium hat?
Uh-huh. Really? But you said...
(sighs) OK, thank you.
- No mediums yet, huh?
- No.
- You should have just bought the large.
- If you keep eating those cookies,
you won't be a medium
much longer anyway.
- (both chuckle)
- This is only my second box.
- Yeah, since we boarded the plane.
- Whatever!
(beeping)
Buckle up, girls. Time to get to work.
(grunts)
Boy, it's freezing out here!
I hope it's heated inside.
Yeah, my fingers are frozen.
How are we going to break in?
I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
- (breathes heavily)
- Go, girl.
After the cooling process, Happy Girl
Cookies are individually hand-packed
- for your personal enjoyment.
- Personally, I'm not enjoying this.
- Tell me about it. This is the worst!
- Yeah!
There should be free cookies
on a tour of a cookie factory!
Hold on to your hats, cookie lovers.
Next stop, shipping!
- Where do you think they're going?
- We better find out.
- Hey, I'm stuck!
- I know! The moisturizer!
(grunts)
Man, we'd have to be twice our size
to take them down.
(Clover screaming)
BOTH: Strike!
- They're locked!
- Not a problem.
SAM: No. No. Not this one.
Bingo! The mini dynamite stick.
(beeping)
(explosion)
We're in!
OK. That's definitely the strangest
worker's compensation I've ever seen.
I agree. What do you think, Clover?
Clover?
We've got to find her!
(both scream)
Must find cookies!
Must find cookies! Must find cookies!
(both scream)
- (gasps)
- (guard grunts)
- Whoa! (screams)
- That's one down!
Correction, make that three down.
(yells)
Ouch!
- SAM: What is this place?
- Looks like some kind of lab.
Alex, no! That could be
Bittersweet's secret ingredient,
the stuff that gets everybody hooked
on Passion Patties.
Maybe if I was hooked, I wouldn't notice
how totally freezing it is in here.
You're right. Let's get a sample
and blow this popsicle stand.
Sam, look! Bittersweet's shipping plans!
Bittersweet's going global,
just like Jerry warned us she would!
- We gotta stop her!
- You can't, so don't even try.
Toll, get in here! We have spies!
Spies? Ha! I knew they were
too big to be Happy Girls.
(both gasp)
(grunting)
Ah-ha! Yeah!
(grunting)
(both scream)
Never underestimate the power of
a good accessory.
- Clover!
- Hey, guys!
I told you'd there'd be free samples.
Try one.
- No! We've got to get out of here!
- Not so fast, girls.
(all gasp)
(computer beeps)
Welcome, girls. Please, have a seat.
I think there's been
some sort of mistake made here.
Yeah, we're just Happy Girls,
here on a field trip.
Well, you won't be very happy after the
Doctor gets through with you. (sniggers)
Ladies, this is the Feeder,
a little creation of mine that will
force feed you until you explode.
Prepare yourself for death by cookie!
Yummy!
No, it's not yummy.
It's death by cookie!
Oh. Sorry.
You see, I too was once a Happy Girl
and I liked the cookies,
a little too much, I'm afraid.
So, what happened?
I ate the cookies instead of selling
them, and my troop kicked me out.
It ruined my life, so now
I'm going to ruin everyone else's.
I've spent 20 years planning my revenge.
With the Feeder?
No, the Feeder's just a little something
I whipped up in my spare time.
The cookies are my revenge.
Soon, people in every country
will be hooked on my Passion Patties.
Doctor Bittersweet,
we've got to leave for the warehouse.
Right. Enjoy the sweets, girls.
Trust me, they'll be your last.
Great. What are we gonna do now?
There's got to be some way to
get out of here. (grunts)
Boy, that's the best free sample ever.
Wait, it's almost my turn! (gasps)
Clover, enough with the cookies.
Yes, we've got to find Bittersweet
and figure out how to stop her!
That's why I stuck
the homing stick pin on her.
BOTH: Oh.
And we're off to
the beautiful country of...
..Iceland?
Boy, Bittersweet seems to have a thing
for freezing cold weather.
I could really use
that medium hat right now.
(beeping)
SAM: The signal's coming from
that warehouse. Bittersweet's inside.
ALEX: Let's do it.
SAM: Ah-ha!
TOLL: Roger, that.
The trucks are on their way, Doctor.
Toll, I can hardly wait.
After this shipment,
I will be unstoppable!
Bittersweet sure has
a high opinion of herself.
Most evil geniuses do.
I still want to know what's up
with Bittersweet and the cold.
It's probably because of the cookies.
See, heat makes them all melty.
So sad, isn't it?
So, we need to warm it up in here.
Cover me.
It's those spies! Toll, get them!
I don't know what idea you're cooking,
but you're about to be toast!
(both grunt)
Try this on for size!
Back off before I get all Tae Bo on you!
This should slow them down!
OK, enough is enough!
Thanks! For a second there,
I thought I was toast,
with jelly, or maybe cinnamon sugar.
Come on! We gotta help Sam.
(gasps)
(screams)
Lying down on the job?
I'm gonna have to report you.
(grunts)
Come on, heat up!
(gasps) My cookies!
(screams)
Sammy, are you OK?
Give it up, Bittersweet.
No one likes a sour cookie lady.
Grab Bittersweet!
Time for a taste of your own medicine,
Doc.
No!
(groans)
(groans)
Must have cookies! Must have cookies!
If only she'd used her baking skills
to cook up good, instead of evil.
You said it, Jer.
Did you figure out
what was in the cookies?
A highly concentrated sugar extract.
Anyone who tried them
was hooked right away.
- So, is WOOHP working on an antidote?
- As we speak.
Hopefully, it'll stop the cravings
and get rid of all this fat.
Hopefully.
ALEX: What do you want to do now?
We could go to the food court. I hear
they're giving away free cookie samples.
- (both laugh)
- Go ahead, make all the jokes you want.
I'm just happy to have
my regular old body back.
Come on, there's something I have to do.
- Did your medium finally come in?
- Nope. I'm going to get a large.
BOTH: A large?
But, Clover, you said
you'd never wear a large anything.
Well, after being
a large size everything,
I decided having a big hat size
is no big deal.
It's best being happy
with whatever size you are.
Well, looks like you might
actually have some brains
- in that large size head of yours.
- Very funny.
on the road till we stop ♪
♪ And then we'll shop ♪
♪ So one, two, three now, baby
Here we go, go, go ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ On a mission undercover
and we're in control ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ We're Totally Spies
so get on with the show ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
(dog barking)
(doorbell rings)
It's Happy Girl Cookie Time!
Would you like to buy some cookies?
Oh, sorry, girls, I'm on a diet.
GIRL: At least take a sample.
They're really good this year.
Alright.
(gasps)
(screams)
Give me every box you have!
- Seen it.
- Own it.
Returned it.
(all sigh)
I think we've finally done it.
- We've seen everything at the mall.
- I don't believe it!
I didn't think seeing
the whole mall was possible.
No, look! It's that hat from the cover
of Impressionable Teen magazine.
It's finally here!
Hmmm. That medium looks
a little snug on you.
- Would you like to try a large?
- Large? I don't think so!
- Just try the large, Clover.
- Yeah, who cares?
See, it's perfect.
Yeah. You look just like the girl
on the cover of Impressionable Teen.
Sure, except she doesn't have
a giant, large size head!
I'm getting the medium.
Where's that salesgirl?
I'll take the medium.
I'm sorry, I just sold it to this
young lady. It was the last one.
(screams)
(chuckles) Lucky me, it's just my size.
(screams)
Ooh, that Mandy!
If she can wear a medium then so can I.
Clover, don't you think
you're being a little silly
about this whole hat thing?
Yeah, why not just buy the large?
I'm not buying the large.
I'm ordering a medium and that's that!
Cheer up, Clover.
They'll have your medium in a few days.
But that's like a year in hat time.
Hey, look, a new photo sticker booth!
- Come on, let's go try it out!
- Sure, if I can fit my big head inside.
OK, everybody, say "shoe sale!"
ALL: Shoe sale!
ALL: Whoa!
(all scream)
- Maybe her giant head is stuck.
- CLOVER: I heard that!
No time for fooling, girls. We've got
a serious situation developing.
As you can see, Happy Girl Cookie Time
is turning people into criminals.
They're willing to do anything
to get cookies.
What do you want us to do?
The cookies are only available
in North America.
Your mission
is to infiltrate the Happy Girls
and get to the bottom of this
cookie craze before they go worldwide.
This week you're being given
a Perfume Atomizer Stun-spray,
a Multi-purpose Charm Bracelet,
a Holo-Camera,
a Stick Pin Homing Device,
and, as an added bonus,
a free sample that came in the mail.
Ooh, I love free samples!
"Nordic Moisturizing Cream."
- Don't want you getting chapped.
- Thanks, Jerry.
- That's my job, girls.
- (all scream)
Try not to move.
We're working out the kinks
on the WOOHP turbo-change-o pod.
Is it me, or does today
just keep getting worse?
OK, the sooner we do this, the sooner
we get out of these ridiculous outfits.
Hi! We're here to pick up our cookies.
Aren't you ladies a little old
to be Happy Girls?
No, we're just... big for our age.
- Healthy Active Peppy...
- ALL: Proud Young Girls!
Very nice, girls.
Who's your Troop Leader?
Um... Jerry something.
That's Geraldine. Geraldine something.
Oh, right.
- Huh. Must be a new Troop.
- Yeah, brand new.
Here's a delivery list.
Go get your cookies from the trucks.
ALL: Yes, ma'am!
"Passion Patties. A minty chocolate
miracle in your mouth."
Yuck, I hate mint.
Me, too. Minty things
always taste like toothpaste.
I'll try them! You know,
for the sake of the investigation.
Mmm!
Wow, these really are
a "miracle in your mouth."
So minty, so chocolaty!
Mmm! Mmm.
OK, that's enough "investigating."
I'll take a picture of the evidence.
And I'll send some to Jerry,
you know, before Clover eats it all.
- Hey, I'm only doing my job.
- OK, let's get to work.
(doorbell rings)
Happy Girls! Hooray!
Shirley? Shirley Rogers?
Yeah, that's me.
Oh! I've been waiting all morning
for you girls.
Quit my job yesterday
so I wouldn't miss any deliveries.
I just love Happy Girl Cookie Time! See?
I've put on a little weight this week,
but it's been worth it.
I even wrote Doctor Bittersweet
and told her that.
Doctor Bittersweet?
Doctor Inga Bittersweet,
the genius who invented Passion Patties.
She's my hero.
Oh, my... what's all that noise?
MAN: There they are!
(crowd yelling)
Sorry, ma'am, gotta go!
Hey! What about my cookies?
- What are we gonna do?!
- Ditch the wagon and run!
(shrieks)
BOTH: Clover!
She'll never make it
out of there on her own.
Let's go!
(both grunt)
(crowd clamoring)
Let's get out of here!
OK. That was beyond weird.
Yeah, can you believe how
out of control those people were?
I know, they ate all my cookies!
Maybe you should stop eating
those cookies, Clover,
I mean, until we know what's in them.
I already know what's in them.
A little bit of heaven in every bite.
Hey, Jerry, what can you tell us
about a Doctor Inga Bittersweet?
She oversees Passion Patty production
from her factory in Switzerland.
We'll need the plane.
Have you analyzed the cookies?
No, not yet, but I must say,
these things are quite tasty.
I'm going to look into this personally.
Send me as many cookies as you can,
straight away. That's an order.
Great, now Jerry's hooked, too.
Hi, I'm on the waiting list
for a medium hat?
Uh-huh. Really? But you said...
(sighs) OK, thank you.
- No mediums yet, huh?
- No.
- You should have just bought the large.
- If you keep eating those cookies,
you won't be a medium
much longer anyway.
- (both chuckle)
- This is only my second box.
- Yeah, since we boarded the plane.
- Whatever!
(beeping)
Buckle up, girls. Time to get to work.
(grunts)
Boy, it's freezing out here!
I hope it's heated inside.
Yeah, my fingers are frozen.
How are we going to break in?
I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
- (breathes heavily)
- Go, girl.
After the cooling process, Happy Girl
Cookies are individually hand-packed
- for your personal enjoyment.
- Personally, I'm not enjoying this.
- Tell me about it. This is the worst!
- Yeah!
There should be free cookies
on a tour of a cookie factory!
Hold on to your hats, cookie lovers.
Next stop, shipping!
- Where do you think they're going?
- We better find out.
- Hey, I'm stuck!
- I know! The moisturizer!
(grunts)
Man, we'd have to be twice our size
to take them down.
(Clover screaming)
BOTH: Strike!
- They're locked!
- Not a problem.
SAM: No. No. Not this one.
Bingo! The mini dynamite stick.
(beeping)
(explosion)
We're in!
OK. That's definitely the strangest
worker's compensation I've ever seen.
I agree. What do you think, Clover?
Clover?
We've got to find her!
(both scream)
Must find cookies!
Must find cookies! Must find cookies!
(both scream)
- (gasps)
- (guard grunts)
- Whoa! (screams)
- That's one down!
Correction, make that three down.
(yells)
Ouch!
- SAM: What is this place?
- Looks like some kind of lab.
Alex, no! That could be
Bittersweet's secret ingredient,
the stuff that gets everybody hooked
on Passion Patties.
Maybe if I was hooked, I wouldn't notice
how totally freezing it is in here.
You're right. Let's get a sample
and blow this popsicle stand.
Sam, look! Bittersweet's shipping plans!
Bittersweet's going global,
just like Jerry warned us she would!
- We gotta stop her!
- You can't, so don't even try.
Toll, get in here! We have spies!
Spies? Ha! I knew they were
too big to be Happy Girls.
(both gasp)
(grunting)
Ah-ha! Yeah!
(grunting)
(both scream)
Never underestimate the power of
a good accessory.
- Clover!
- Hey, guys!
I told you'd there'd be free samples.
Try one.
- No! We've got to get out of here!
- Not so fast, girls.
(all gasp)
(computer beeps)
Welcome, girls. Please, have a seat.
I think there's been
some sort of mistake made here.
Yeah, we're just Happy Girls,
here on a field trip.
Well, you won't be very happy after the
Doctor gets through with you. (sniggers)
Ladies, this is the Feeder,
a little creation of mine that will
force feed you until you explode.
Prepare yourself for death by cookie!
Yummy!
No, it's not yummy.
It's death by cookie!
Oh. Sorry.
You see, I too was once a Happy Girl
and I liked the cookies,
a little too much, I'm afraid.
So, what happened?
I ate the cookies instead of selling
them, and my troop kicked me out.
It ruined my life, so now
I'm going to ruin everyone else's.
I've spent 20 years planning my revenge.
With the Feeder?
No, the Feeder's just a little something
I whipped up in my spare time.
The cookies are my revenge.
Soon, people in every country
will be hooked on my Passion Patties.
Doctor Bittersweet,
we've got to leave for the warehouse.
Right. Enjoy the sweets, girls.
Trust me, they'll be your last.
Great. What are we gonna do now?
There's got to be some way to
get out of here. (grunts)
Boy, that's the best free sample ever.
Wait, it's almost my turn! (gasps)
Clover, enough with the cookies.
Yes, we've got to find Bittersweet
and figure out how to stop her!
That's why I stuck
the homing stick pin on her.
BOTH: Oh.
And we're off to
the beautiful country of...
..Iceland?
Boy, Bittersweet seems to have a thing
for freezing cold weather.
I could really use
that medium hat right now.
(beeping)
SAM: The signal's coming from
that warehouse. Bittersweet's inside.
ALEX: Let's do it.
SAM: Ah-ha!
TOLL: Roger, that.
The trucks are on their way, Doctor.
Toll, I can hardly wait.
After this shipment,
I will be unstoppable!
Bittersweet sure has
a high opinion of herself.
Most evil geniuses do.
I still want to know what's up
with Bittersweet and the cold.
It's probably because of the cookies.
See, heat makes them all melty.
So sad, isn't it?
So, we need to warm it up in here.
Cover me.
It's those spies! Toll, get them!
I don't know what idea you're cooking,
but you're about to be toast!
(both grunt)
Try this on for size!
Back off before I get all Tae Bo on you!
This should slow them down!
OK, enough is enough!
Thanks! For a second there,
I thought I was toast,
with jelly, or maybe cinnamon sugar.
Come on! We gotta help Sam.
(gasps)
(screams)
Lying down on the job?
I'm gonna have to report you.
(grunts)
Come on, heat up!
(gasps) My cookies!
(screams)
Sammy, are you OK?
Give it up, Bittersweet.
No one likes a sour cookie lady.
Grab Bittersweet!
Time for a taste of your own medicine,
Doc.
No!
(groans)
(groans)
Must have cookies! Must have cookies!
If only she'd used her baking skills
to cook up good, instead of evil.
You said it, Jer.
Did you figure out
what was in the cookies?
A highly concentrated sugar extract.
Anyone who tried them
was hooked right away.
- So, is WOOHP working on an antidote?
- As we speak.
Hopefully, it'll stop the cravings
and get rid of all this fat.
Hopefully.
ALEX: What do you want to do now?
We could go to the food court. I hear
they're giving away free cookie samples.
- (both laugh)
- Go ahead, make all the jokes you want.
I'm just happy to have
my regular old body back.
Come on, there's something I have to do.
- Did your medium finally come in?
- Nope. I'm going to get a large.
BOTH: A large?
But, Clover, you said
you'd never wear a large anything.
Well, after being
a large size everything,
I decided having a big hat size
is no big deal.
It's best being happy
with whatever size you are.
Well, looks like you might
actually have some brains
- in that large size head of yours.
- Very funny.