Total DramaRama (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 16 - Dissing Cousins - full transcript
It's International Cousins Day and Owen and Gwen are dreading the fact that their cousins Max and Ella are spending the day with them. And soon everyone else will understand why.
*TOTAL DRAMARAMA*
Season 02 Episode 16
Episode Title: "Dissing Cousins"
Aired on: May 23, 2020
Okay, Kido-reenos,
today is
a very special day.
Does anyone know why?
My birthday!
No, Cody.
This is something
important.
Today is
a super special day!
Oh yeah!
It's the one...
the only...
International Cousins Day!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
Huh?
- That's not a real thing.
- You bet your face it is.
And help us celebrate
International Cousins Day
I've invited two of your
cousins to joins us.
- Please, please, please.
- No, no, no...
Gwen's cousin, Ella...
and Owen's Cousin Max!
- No-o-o-o!
- Y-Yes!
This is terrible.
My cousin, Max,
is a total monster!
This is amazing...
my cousin, Ella,
is a total monster.
Chef, this isn't
a good idea.
It'll be fine.
Max doesn't play well
with others.
Pish-posh.
- Ahhh!
- Oof.
If Max comes here,
lives will be lost.
Relax, Owen, your cousin
isn't gonna hurt anyone.
Thank you, Gwen.
Because he won't get
a chance to!
Ugh, here we go.
My cousin
is 12 feet tall,
covered in dragon scales,
has a mouth full of fangs,
glowing red eyes
and breath of FIRE.
She'll devour you all!
You might not know
this about me
but I find the terrified
screams of children
to be very soothing.
Oh, come on,
nothing dangerous has
ever happened here before.
Wha-what?!
Have you never watched
an episode of this show?
Now-now, Max and Ella
will be here
for International Cousins Day
any second.
I want you all
to be extra nice
and make them feel
welcome.
- Yes, Chef. - Yes, Chef.
- Yes, Chef. - Yes, Chef.
What that sound?
Huh?
She's' here.
Why hello, my new friends.
I'm Gwen's cousin, Ella.
That's Gwen's cousin?!
She's so elegant.
Dude, it's like smiles
and sunshine had a baby.
No.
You're not, Ella!
Oh, I really am,
and I'm looking forward
to a day filled
with wonder and joy.
Excuse us a minute.
What happened? You used to be
a full-on monster!
Today you float in here
full of songs and sparkles
like some kind of magical
unicorn fart?!
I know I used to be
a "bad girl",
but Sweetie Pie etiquette
School
turned my frown
upside down!
But I promised everyone
a monster!
They were looking
forward to it!
Well...
I was...
Oh I'm sorry,
but seeing my naughty side
is very unlikely.
Wait. Unlikely?
So there's still a chance.
All I gotta do is push
the right buttons.
Challenge accepted.
Gwen, Courtney,
Jude, Bridgette?
How about you give Ella a tour.
Oh, that would be so nice.
Yeah. Let's hope nothing
upsetting happens.
See? I told yaou her cousin
wasn't evil.
Did someone say
e-e-evil?
Allow me to introduce myself.
Max Mayhem,
future super villain
and fan of all things evil.
Call me Max.
Nice outfit, Mayhem.
I said you can call me Max!
Hi Max.
Hello cousin Owen.
So this is your evil lair.
It's not a lair it's a dayc...
Juvenile. Don't you think?
Doesn't exactly scream... evil!
That's because it's actually
a daycare...
Enough! It doesn't matter.
This place will be destroyed
soon...
then the world!
He wants to destroy this
place?
I like him.
- Yeah.
- Me too.
And what an entrance!
Like any true villain
I need a minion
to help me carry out
my evil plans.
Who here hungers for evil
and glory?!
- Right here! - Me!
- Me-me-me!
Silence! I only need one!
Therefore, I will put you
through a series of trials
and see who rises to the top
of the evil cream.
Let the minion competition
begin!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Chef, aren't you gonna stop
this?
Of course not.
Make-believe is fun.
But Max is serious!
You need to...
Shh! Max is our guest,
so make him feel
welcome
by playing any games
he comes up with!
You heard the large man.
Follow me.
All right!
Let's destroy the world!
Oh no!
This isn't the first time
Max had a "minion competition".
He did it once
with my stuffed animals.
To be my minion,
you must survive
this pit of lions!
Good luck.
Noooo!
Not only was it extremely
violent,
we got banned from the zoo.
What should I do?
Cody, should I join the minion
competition to try
and keep everyone
from getting hurt?
I drawed a cat. Meow.
Harold your resume seems
in order,
but under "training"
you've written "toilet".
I'm not sure what
that means but...
ohhh.
Never mind, now that I've said
it our loud I get it.
Go stand with the others.
Max, I would like
to tryout
for the minion position.
Excellent!
I've always thought
you'd make a good minion.
Who knows we might even
become friends.
Really?
If you survive!
And now, the first trial
can begin.
Escape the sandbox...
Pfft! Super easy.
That's filled with quick sand!
Oh no! Ahhh!
Max, this is dangerous.
Ridiculous!
NOW it's dangerous.
- Ahhhhhhh!
- Look out!
- Get us out of here!
- HELP!
Hold on.
Quicksand and snakes?
I remember how
to survive this trap.
Max does it
every thanksgiving.
All I need to do
is find the tail.
♪ Happy birthday to me
Ahhhhhhhhh! Giant worm!
Quick!
Hold hands!
Ooof!
Whoa. Nice one, Owen!
I'm quite impressed
by your quick thinking.
Guess we all won that round.
Are you kidding me?
No one won that round,
that was awful!
- Way to go, Owen.
- Nice one.
And next up on the tour
is the lunch area.
It's where we get our
snack on.
Watch!
Pro-by shouda peel dit.
How nice!
I was going to save
this surprise for later,
but... I baked cupcakes
for everyone.
Yay!
Gwen, your cousin is so nice.
Uh-huh.
Watch and learn.
Tour's over.
Time to make Ella mad.
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Mmmm...
They look delicious, Ella.
I'd love one-oops.
Oh, no. The cupcakes are all
ruined.
How... upsetting.
How can you do
something like that...?
Look Guys!
Guys?
No time to look, dude!
These cupcakes
are radical!
They are?
So you like them?
Mmm! Loved them!
Since when do you guys
eat off the floor?
Well, Jude and Bridgette I buy,
but... Courtney?
I follow all rules, Gwen.
And the three second rule
is one of them.
When we are not doing
our art projects,
this is where we play VR games.
Yeah-yeah-yeah!
With these babies
you're in a whole new world.
Sometimes I forget who I am.
I'M AN ALBATROSS!
WHOA!
That sounds so amazing!
Can we play a game
with unicorns in it?
I LOVE THEM SO-O-O MUCH!
Oh! I know the perfect
game to play.
"Robotic Unicorn Beat Down"
is all about beating down
unicorns.
The title is perfect.
This'll send her to dragon
city for sure!
Unicorns are like horses,
but they have horns.
Dude, look at who you're
talking to.
Ella probably owns a unicorn.
No, silly.
You can't "own" a unicorn.
They're free to roam
my backyard
and eat gum drops
from my hands.
Yeah-yeah, let's play.
- Here come the unicorns!
- Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah!
Trial number two
has begun!
You may have noticed
that I've outfitted you
with chestnut-shaped helmets.
WHAT?! How am I just
noticing this?
I bid you all good luck.
Good luck with what?
With surviving the h'angry
squirrels, of course!
- Quick! Down the slide!
- The slide?
No, wait! It's a trap!
Ah! Ah! Pardon me! Excuse me!
Max trap!
MAX TRAAAP!
Ahhhhh!
Man that was close!
- Thanks Owen.
- Yeah.
How'd you know there was
a wood chipper
at the bottom of the slide?
It's a classic Max trap.
Every Christmas he does this.
Hate to poop on your parade,
but here come the squirrels.
Are you here
for my birthday party?
NO! BAD SQUIRRELS!
We have to share the cake!
Owen... You're ruining this
competition!
Maybe none of you have what
it takes to become my minion.
Guys,
Max isn't gonna stop
until only one of us
is left standing.
I think we should stop
before that happens.
Yeah, right.
You're just saying that
because you're losing!
AGGH! Gotcha!
You're going down, Unicorn!
Agh! - Agh!
GET SOME!
You can't get away from me!
- Gah! Urgh!
- OOF!
Oh no! A unicorn doesn't
bend that way!
NO!
Ella, you're gone
from the game!
Don't worry, I'll get your
unicorn for you!
HA, got your horn!
LIZOWSKI SLAM!
Stop. Hurting. Unicorns.
You guys! Look!
It's happening!
She's dragoning out!
GRRRRR!!!
Ow?
Oopsies.
I don't know
what came over me.
I do! And everyone saw it!
Right guys?!
- Saw what?
- What? - Huh?
Are you kidding me!
Jude, tell them what just
happened!
Okay. You dudes aren't gonna
believe this, but...
my unicorn breathed FIRE!
What?
The game can do that?!
It must have been an upgrade.
This next trial is fairly
standard.
All you must do is walk across
this narrow beam
positioned over a pool
of toxic waste.
Oh and I tossed in a lion
and an alligator
just for kicks and giggles.
That's not real toxic waste.
Is it?
Oh, it's very real.
And begin!
Come on, guys, it's easy.
Eyes forward.
Don't look down.
I do this one every Labor Day.
You-you've beaten my test
of toxic troubles!
So I won?
Oh, please say yes.
I don't want my friends
to get hurt.
You've won nothing!
The "winner" isn't the one
who crosses the line first.
It's the one who survives!
These trials will continue
until only one of you
remains standing!
If you want to win,
just kick the plank off.
Do it, cousin.
I won't do it!
I won't hurt my friends!
International Cousins Day
or not.
Fine. I'll do it.
There, it's over with.
Owen. You never cease
to disappoint.
Now, the trick to making
a diamond tiara
is the right amount of glue...
macaroni...
and GLITTER!
- Wow!
- Amazing!
Yeah.
That's way better than my tiara.
Gee, Ella.
That sure is amazing.
- Let me try. OOPS...
- Ahh!
My glue.
UH-OH, my macaroni.
AHH!
I sure hope I don't sneeze
into this glitter.
AH-CHOO!
My outfit...
it's ruined!
Look! It's happening!
She's... she's...
beautiful.
- She is!
- She is!
Oh my! Thank you, Gwen.
C'mon, Ella. Come look at
yourself in the mirror.
Gwen, you want us to think
your cousin
is a monster sandwich,
but she's really a burrito
of sweetness.
I kinda wonder if you're
tryin' to hide that from us
'cause you're scared
that maybe, deep down,
you're as sweet as she is.
SWEEEEET?!
Hey, that's how
chickens eat.
UGH. Not only do the others
not see
what a wicked-evil monster
my cousin is,
now they think I might
be sweet too?
My life is over.
Well, I entered the minion
competition
to stop my friends
from getting hurt.
But Max won't stop until
they're all goners.
Owen! That's it!
- What is?
- We should team up!
We just need a plan...
Ooh! Leave that to me.
Max, this is Ella.
Ella, meet Max.
- Adequate to meet you.
- Charmed.
That's it?
That's your plan?
I'm surprised it hasn't
worked already.
Say, Max.
Why don't you let Ella
join the minion competition?
Oooo, I don't know
what a minion is,
but it sounds peachy.
Hmm... very well.
But you have to pass a few
trials
to catch up with the others.
Sure! I love
playing games!
Oh my, this sand sure is
sinky.
THAT'S CHEATING!
It took me a while
to make all of these,
but it was so worth it!
The squirrels love the outfits.
Are you kidding me?!
UNACCEPTABLE!
♪ LALALALALA...
No, no, no!
You're not supposed to sing
on the board of doom!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
The only one getting upset
is Max.
What's it going to take?!
What shall we do next?
Nothing! You're out
of the competition!
But... why?
Because I... don't... like... you.
Du-du-don't like me?
But no one has ever not liked
me before...
NO ONE!
Well, that did it.
She doesn't look like
a dragon to me.
♪♪
Yup... that's a dragon.
What is happening to her?!
You're finally seeing
the real Ella!
I told you she was a monster.
The look on your
faces right now.
All right, young lady.
That's enough. I'm not fond
of your behavior.
Whoa!
This is not what
Cousin's Day is... Ahh!
All about.
Ahahahah FUNNY BONE!
Don't make me use my stern
voice.
Ahh! Ahhhhh!
Dude, you proved your point.
You can turn off
your cousin now.
Hm. I don't think I can.
Well, someone has to do
something!
You're right!
I'm taking bets!
Which psycho cousin will win?!
Max or...
- Never mind it's over.
- Help!
GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
GAH!
I can't let Max get dipped
in toxic waste.
Even if he deserves it.
After all... it's Cousins Day.
Will you come to my birthday
party?
Sorry, need to borrow this.
YAY!
- Oh. This too.
- Aw.
Do it. Do-o-o it. DO-O-O-O IT!
HEY!
I'll be needing my cousin back.
GRRRRR!
Also, can you light this
birthday cake?
Nice one!
Owen...
you saved me.
All this time I've spent trying
to destroy people,
I never realized how it felt.
Great, so can you stop trying
to hurt my friends?
Oh, all right.
And my stuffed animals?
I make no such promise.
Uh-oh.
Hey you bald squirrels,
get away from my car!
No! Stop! AH!
My lunch is in there!
I was going to destroy
the school!
You ruined everything you...
you... dumb old dragon girl!
This isn't the last you'll
see of me!
Okay, see you later.
Tell Aunt Bernice I said hi.
- GRRRRRR.
- Ah!
Hey, Ella. It's okay.
The kid who bugged you
is gone.
Goodness!
Did I do that?
You sure did,
and thanks.
You made a perfect impression.
WHERE'S ELLA?!
Oh, dear, he sounds angry.
I probably should go.
Probably.
Well...
Tootles.
Gwen, I owe you
an apology.
Your cousin
is the worst.
Hey!
GAH! Ah! Ow!
Ooh! Eee!
Nobody talks trash
about my family but me.
But yeah.
She's the worst.
♪ La la la la la
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Season 02 Episode 16
Episode Title: "Dissing Cousins"
Aired on: May 23, 2020
Okay, Kido-reenos,
today is
a very special day.
Does anyone know why?
My birthday!
No, Cody.
This is something
important.
Today is
a super special day!
Oh yeah!
It's the one...
the only...
International Cousins Day!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
Huh?
- That's not a real thing.
- You bet your face it is.
And help us celebrate
International Cousins Day
I've invited two of your
cousins to joins us.
- Please, please, please.
- No, no, no...
Gwen's cousin, Ella...
and Owen's Cousin Max!
- No-o-o-o!
- Y-Yes!
This is terrible.
My cousin, Max,
is a total monster!
This is amazing...
my cousin, Ella,
is a total monster.
Chef, this isn't
a good idea.
It'll be fine.
Max doesn't play well
with others.
Pish-posh.
- Ahhh!
- Oof.
If Max comes here,
lives will be lost.
Relax, Owen, your cousin
isn't gonna hurt anyone.
Thank you, Gwen.
Because he won't get
a chance to!
Ugh, here we go.
My cousin
is 12 feet tall,
covered in dragon scales,
has a mouth full of fangs,
glowing red eyes
and breath of FIRE.
She'll devour you all!
You might not know
this about me
but I find the terrified
screams of children
to be very soothing.
Oh, come on,
nothing dangerous has
ever happened here before.
Wha-what?!
Have you never watched
an episode of this show?
Now-now, Max and Ella
will be here
for International Cousins Day
any second.
I want you all
to be extra nice
and make them feel
welcome.
- Yes, Chef. - Yes, Chef.
- Yes, Chef. - Yes, Chef.
What that sound?
Huh?
She's' here.
Why hello, my new friends.
I'm Gwen's cousin, Ella.
That's Gwen's cousin?!
She's so elegant.
Dude, it's like smiles
and sunshine had a baby.
No.
You're not, Ella!
Oh, I really am,
and I'm looking forward
to a day filled
with wonder and joy.
Excuse us a minute.
What happened? You used to be
a full-on monster!
Today you float in here
full of songs and sparkles
like some kind of magical
unicorn fart?!
I know I used to be
a "bad girl",
but Sweetie Pie etiquette
School
turned my frown
upside down!
But I promised everyone
a monster!
They were looking
forward to it!
Well...
I was...
Oh I'm sorry,
but seeing my naughty side
is very unlikely.
Wait. Unlikely?
So there's still a chance.
All I gotta do is push
the right buttons.
Challenge accepted.
Gwen, Courtney,
Jude, Bridgette?
How about you give Ella a tour.
Oh, that would be so nice.
Yeah. Let's hope nothing
upsetting happens.
See? I told yaou her cousin
wasn't evil.
Did someone say
e-e-evil?
Allow me to introduce myself.
Max Mayhem,
future super villain
and fan of all things evil.
Call me Max.
Nice outfit, Mayhem.
I said you can call me Max!
Hi Max.
Hello cousin Owen.
So this is your evil lair.
It's not a lair it's a dayc...
Juvenile. Don't you think?
Doesn't exactly scream... evil!
That's because it's actually
a daycare...
Enough! It doesn't matter.
This place will be destroyed
soon...
then the world!
He wants to destroy this
place?
I like him.
- Yeah.
- Me too.
And what an entrance!
Like any true villain
I need a minion
to help me carry out
my evil plans.
Who here hungers for evil
and glory?!
- Right here! - Me!
- Me-me-me!
Silence! I only need one!
Therefore, I will put you
through a series of trials
and see who rises to the top
of the evil cream.
Let the minion competition
begin!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Chef, aren't you gonna stop
this?
Of course not.
Make-believe is fun.
But Max is serious!
You need to...
Shh! Max is our guest,
so make him feel
welcome
by playing any games
he comes up with!
You heard the large man.
Follow me.
All right!
Let's destroy the world!
Oh no!
This isn't the first time
Max had a "minion competition".
He did it once
with my stuffed animals.
To be my minion,
you must survive
this pit of lions!
Good luck.
Noooo!
Not only was it extremely
violent,
we got banned from the zoo.
What should I do?
Cody, should I join the minion
competition to try
and keep everyone
from getting hurt?
I drawed a cat. Meow.
Harold your resume seems
in order,
but under "training"
you've written "toilet".
I'm not sure what
that means but...
ohhh.
Never mind, now that I've said
it our loud I get it.
Go stand with the others.
Max, I would like
to tryout
for the minion position.
Excellent!
I've always thought
you'd make a good minion.
Who knows we might even
become friends.
Really?
If you survive!
And now, the first trial
can begin.
Escape the sandbox...
Pfft! Super easy.
That's filled with quick sand!
Oh no! Ahhh!
Max, this is dangerous.
Ridiculous!
NOW it's dangerous.
- Ahhhhhhh!
- Look out!
- Get us out of here!
- HELP!
Hold on.
Quicksand and snakes?
I remember how
to survive this trap.
Max does it
every thanksgiving.
All I need to do
is find the tail.
♪ Happy birthday to me
Ahhhhhhhhh! Giant worm!
Quick!
Hold hands!
Ooof!
Whoa. Nice one, Owen!
I'm quite impressed
by your quick thinking.
Guess we all won that round.
Are you kidding me?
No one won that round,
that was awful!
- Way to go, Owen.
- Nice one.
And next up on the tour
is the lunch area.
It's where we get our
snack on.
Watch!
Pro-by shouda peel dit.
How nice!
I was going to save
this surprise for later,
but... I baked cupcakes
for everyone.
Yay!
Gwen, your cousin is so nice.
Uh-huh.
Watch and learn.
Tour's over.
Time to make Ella mad.
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Mmmm...
They look delicious, Ella.
I'd love one-oops.
Oh, no. The cupcakes are all
ruined.
How... upsetting.
How can you do
something like that...?
Look Guys!
Guys?
No time to look, dude!
These cupcakes
are radical!
They are?
So you like them?
Mmm! Loved them!
Since when do you guys
eat off the floor?
Well, Jude and Bridgette I buy,
but... Courtney?
I follow all rules, Gwen.
And the three second rule
is one of them.
When we are not doing
our art projects,
this is where we play VR games.
Yeah-yeah-yeah!
With these babies
you're in a whole new world.
Sometimes I forget who I am.
I'M AN ALBATROSS!
WHOA!
That sounds so amazing!
Can we play a game
with unicorns in it?
I LOVE THEM SO-O-O MUCH!
Oh! I know the perfect
game to play.
"Robotic Unicorn Beat Down"
is all about beating down
unicorns.
The title is perfect.
This'll send her to dragon
city for sure!
Unicorns are like horses,
but they have horns.
Dude, look at who you're
talking to.
Ella probably owns a unicorn.
No, silly.
You can't "own" a unicorn.
They're free to roam
my backyard
and eat gum drops
from my hands.
Yeah-yeah, let's play.
- Here come the unicorns!
- Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah!
Trial number two
has begun!
You may have noticed
that I've outfitted you
with chestnut-shaped helmets.
WHAT?! How am I just
noticing this?
I bid you all good luck.
Good luck with what?
With surviving the h'angry
squirrels, of course!
- Quick! Down the slide!
- The slide?
No, wait! It's a trap!
Ah! Ah! Pardon me! Excuse me!
Max trap!
MAX TRAAAP!
Ahhhhh!
Man that was close!
- Thanks Owen.
- Yeah.
How'd you know there was
a wood chipper
at the bottom of the slide?
It's a classic Max trap.
Every Christmas he does this.
Hate to poop on your parade,
but here come the squirrels.
Are you here
for my birthday party?
NO! BAD SQUIRRELS!
We have to share the cake!
Owen... You're ruining this
competition!
Maybe none of you have what
it takes to become my minion.
Guys,
Max isn't gonna stop
until only one of us
is left standing.
I think we should stop
before that happens.
Yeah, right.
You're just saying that
because you're losing!
AGGH! Gotcha!
You're going down, Unicorn!
Agh! - Agh!
GET SOME!
You can't get away from me!
- Gah! Urgh!
- OOF!
Oh no! A unicorn doesn't
bend that way!
NO!
Ella, you're gone
from the game!
Don't worry, I'll get your
unicorn for you!
HA, got your horn!
LIZOWSKI SLAM!
Stop. Hurting. Unicorns.
You guys! Look!
It's happening!
She's dragoning out!
GRRRRR!!!
Ow?
Oopsies.
I don't know
what came over me.
I do! And everyone saw it!
Right guys?!
- Saw what?
- What? - Huh?
Are you kidding me!
Jude, tell them what just
happened!
Okay. You dudes aren't gonna
believe this, but...
my unicorn breathed FIRE!
What?
The game can do that?!
It must have been an upgrade.
This next trial is fairly
standard.
All you must do is walk across
this narrow beam
positioned over a pool
of toxic waste.
Oh and I tossed in a lion
and an alligator
just for kicks and giggles.
That's not real toxic waste.
Is it?
Oh, it's very real.
And begin!
Come on, guys, it's easy.
Eyes forward.
Don't look down.
I do this one every Labor Day.
You-you've beaten my test
of toxic troubles!
So I won?
Oh, please say yes.
I don't want my friends
to get hurt.
You've won nothing!
The "winner" isn't the one
who crosses the line first.
It's the one who survives!
These trials will continue
until only one of you
remains standing!
If you want to win,
just kick the plank off.
Do it, cousin.
I won't do it!
I won't hurt my friends!
International Cousins Day
or not.
Fine. I'll do it.
There, it's over with.
Owen. You never cease
to disappoint.
Now, the trick to making
a diamond tiara
is the right amount of glue...
macaroni...
and GLITTER!
- Wow!
- Amazing!
Yeah.
That's way better than my tiara.
Gee, Ella.
That sure is amazing.
- Let me try. OOPS...
- Ahh!
My glue.
UH-OH, my macaroni.
AHH!
I sure hope I don't sneeze
into this glitter.
AH-CHOO!
My outfit...
it's ruined!
Look! It's happening!
She's... she's...
beautiful.
- She is!
- She is!
Oh my! Thank you, Gwen.
C'mon, Ella. Come look at
yourself in the mirror.
Gwen, you want us to think
your cousin
is a monster sandwich,
but she's really a burrito
of sweetness.
I kinda wonder if you're
tryin' to hide that from us
'cause you're scared
that maybe, deep down,
you're as sweet as she is.
SWEEEEET?!
Hey, that's how
chickens eat.
UGH. Not only do the others
not see
what a wicked-evil monster
my cousin is,
now they think I might
be sweet too?
My life is over.
Well, I entered the minion
competition
to stop my friends
from getting hurt.
But Max won't stop until
they're all goners.
Owen! That's it!
- What is?
- We should team up!
We just need a plan...
Ooh! Leave that to me.
Max, this is Ella.
Ella, meet Max.
- Adequate to meet you.
- Charmed.
That's it?
That's your plan?
I'm surprised it hasn't
worked already.
Say, Max.
Why don't you let Ella
join the minion competition?
Oooo, I don't know
what a minion is,
but it sounds peachy.
Hmm... very well.
But you have to pass a few
trials
to catch up with the others.
Sure! I love
playing games!
Oh my, this sand sure is
sinky.
THAT'S CHEATING!
It took me a while
to make all of these,
but it was so worth it!
The squirrels love the outfits.
Are you kidding me?!
UNACCEPTABLE!
♪ LALALALALA...
No, no, no!
You're not supposed to sing
on the board of doom!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
The only one getting upset
is Max.
What's it going to take?!
What shall we do next?
Nothing! You're out
of the competition!
But... why?
Because I... don't... like... you.
Du-du-don't like me?
But no one has ever not liked
me before...
NO ONE!
Well, that did it.
She doesn't look like
a dragon to me.
♪♪
Yup... that's a dragon.
What is happening to her?!
You're finally seeing
the real Ella!
I told you she was a monster.
The look on your
faces right now.
All right, young lady.
That's enough. I'm not fond
of your behavior.
Whoa!
This is not what
Cousin's Day is... Ahh!
All about.
Ahahahah FUNNY BONE!
Don't make me use my stern
voice.
Ahh! Ahhhhh!
Dude, you proved your point.
You can turn off
your cousin now.
Hm. I don't think I can.
Well, someone has to do
something!
You're right!
I'm taking bets!
Which psycho cousin will win?!
Max or...
- Never mind it's over.
- Help!
GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
GAH!
I can't let Max get dipped
in toxic waste.
Even if he deserves it.
After all... it's Cousins Day.
Will you come to my birthday
party?
Sorry, need to borrow this.
YAY!
- Oh. This too.
- Aw.
Do it. Do-o-o it. DO-O-O-O IT!
HEY!
I'll be needing my cousin back.
GRRRRR!
Also, can you light this
birthday cake?
Nice one!
Owen...
you saved me.
All this time I've spent trying
to destroy people,
I never realized how it felt.
Great, so can you stop trying
to hurt my friends?
Oh, all right.
And my stuffed animals?
I make no such promise.
Uh-oh.
Hey you bald squirrels,
get away from my car!
No! Stop! AH!
My lunch is in there!
I was going to destroy
the school!
You ruined everything you...
you... dumb old dragon girl!
This isn't the last you'll
see of me!
Okay, see you later.
Tell Aunt Bernice I said hi.
- GRRRRRR.
- Ah!
Hey, Ella. It's okay.
The kid who bugged you
is gone.
Goodness!
Did I do that?
You sure did,
and thanks.
You made a perfect impression.
WHERE'S ELLA?!
Oh, dear, he sounds angry.
I probably should go.
Probably.
Well...
Tootles.
Gwen, I owe you
an apology.
Your cousin
is the worst.
Hey!
GAH! Ah! Ow!
Ooh! Eee!
Nobody talks trash
about my family but me.
But yeah.
She's the worst.
♪ La la la la la
Sync corrections by srjanapala