Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 5, Episode 21 - Hurl and Go Seek! - full transcript
Chris merges the teams and feeds them some expired meat before the first nighttime challenge. Dave finally hears what Sky's saying, and Jasmine finally sees how Shawn's feeling. Scarlett learns the truth about Pahkitew Island!
CHRIS:
LAST TIME ON
"TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND:"
DAVE MADE SURE THINGS WITH
HE AND SKY WERE STILL OKAY.
(HAPPILY)
AND THEY WEREN'T!
(LAUGHS)
MY INSANE CHALLENGE
PUT THE TEAMS
IN SOME CRAZY-DANGEROUS
SITUATIONS.
WE SAW A SIDE OF MAX
THAT WAS EVEN CREEPIER
THAN THE SIDE HE'D BEEN
SHOWING US!
AND TOPHER GOT A VERY IMPORTANT
PHONE CALL FROM THE NETWORK
SAYING HE WAS TAKING OVER
AS THE NEW HOST!
SADLY FOR TOPHER,
THE CALLS WERE FROM ME...
AND I'M A LIAR.
TOPHER GOT THE BLAME.
THE CANNON WENT BLAM.
NOW IT'S BACK TO THE GAME
AND ONLY SEVEN REMAIN!
WHO'S NEXT TO GO?
JUST WATCH THE SHOW.
IT'S TIME FOR
"TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND!"
♪♪♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
(Whistling chorus)
CHRIS: (OVER PA)
SHHH. SLEEEPY HEADS...
I'M HERE TO TURN YOUR DREEEEAMS
INTO NIIIIGHTMAAARES.
PICTURE YOURSELF ON A
DAAAANNNGEROUS IIISLAND.
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
PSYCH!
SHAWN, JASMINE:
OWWW!
CHRIS:
YOU ALREADY ARE ON A DANGEROUS
ISLAND! (EVIL LAUGH)
MEETING AREA. NOW!
(SUGAR SNORING)
MAX:
WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
IT REQUIRED WAKING US
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
SCARLETT:
COGNITIVE FUNCTION
IS DEPENDENT ON R-E-M SLEEP!
SHAWN: (YAWNS)
CAN WE GO BACK TO BED NOW?
CHRIS:
THE REASON I CALLED YOU HERE IS
BECAUSE IT'S TIME
TO MERGE THE TEAMS.
CONSIDER YOURSELVES MERGED.
AND THAT COULDN'T HAVE WAITED
UNTIL THE MORNING?
HEY, IF YOU GUYS DON'T WANT
THE MIDNIGHT MERGER MEAL,
THEN FINE!
JUST GO BACK TO BED.
YOU'VE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING NICE. EVER!
WHAT GIVES?
FIIINE. THE LAWYERS CALLED
TO SAY
THAT FEEDING ONLY ONE TEAM
EVERY COUPLE DAYS
IS TECHNICALLY "STARVATION".
SO, THIS IS A LEGALLY ENFORCED
TEAM MERGER CELEBRATION DINNER.
ALL:
WOW! SWEET! AWESOME!
CHRIS:
IT WAS GONNA BE GOURMET PIZZAS,
BISON BURGERS
AND SWEET POTATO FRIES,
BUT THE SILK TABLE CLOTH
AND SILVER CANDELABRAS
PUT US WAY OVER BUDGET.
SO TONIGHT YOU'LL BE EATING...
JUGGY CHUNKS!
(HORRIFIED GASPS)
WOOHOO!
IS THIS THANKSGIVING?!
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THESE JUGGY CHUNKS.
SUGAR:
C'MON. YOU'VE SEEN
THE COMMERCIALS.
THEY GOT THAT CATCHY JINGLE
AND IT ENDS WITH THE CARTOON
HORSE THAT GOES
(HORSE VOICE)
"I'VE NEVER WON A RACE
BUT I'M STILL DELICIOUS"
(WHINNY)
"THEY'RE GRRRRRRATIFYING!"
HOW DOES A HORSE GIVE
A THUMBS UP?
CARTOON HORSES ALWAYS
GIVE A THUMBS UP,
OTHERWISE THEY GET MISTAKEN
FOR REAL HORSES.
CHRIS:
OKAY!
SAVE SOME WONDERFUL TRUISMS
FOR YOUR SPIN OFF SHOW, SUGAR.
(EXCITED GASP)
RELAX. I'M KIDDING.
TELEVISION BROADCAST STANDARDS
COULD NEVER SINK THAT LOW.
(ANGRY GROWL)
I GOT GREAT SHOW IDEAS!
AHEM: A SHOW CALLED:
THAT'S NOTHING:
REAL PEOPLE TELLS ME
THEIR PROBLEMS
AND I JUST YELL "SUCK IT UP".
I'D WATCH THAT!
CHRIS:
THIS FABULOUS DINNER WILL
BE USED AS A PRE-CHALLENGE!
THE FIRST PLAYER TO FINISH
THEIR CUP OF JUGGY CHUNKS
WILL BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
GRAB SOME CHUNKS!
THIS STUFF EXPIRED
IN 1976.
OHH, IT'LL BE FINE;
THEY'RE MOSTLY MEAT,
EGGS AND MAYONNAISE
AND I KEPT THEM SOMEWHERE
VERY WARM.
READY! SET! ENJOY!
(BLOWS AIR HORN)
THIS IS REPULSIVE!
YOU CAN DO IT JASMINE,
JUST-
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP
FROM YOU!
(GULPS)
I CAN'T BELIEVE JASMINE
STILL WON'T FORGIVE ME.
I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE
SINCE SMASHING HER
INTO THE WATER
WITH A DUELING STICK!
(HUMS HAPPILY)
(GULPS, BELCHES)
I'VE NEVER EATEN ANYTHING
THIS GROSS!
EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME I WAS
SINGING WHILE RIDING MY BIKE
AND I SWALLOWED A BUTTERFLY.
WEIRD THAT SOMETHING SO PRETTY
COULD TASTE THAT BITTER.
I DON'T LIKE EATING
QUESTIONABLE FOOD,
BUT SHAWN'S RIGHT.
IF I WANNA WIN SKY BACK
I GOTTA BE A FIERCE COMPETITOR.
SO, YEAH...YEAH!
(GULPING)
ARE YOU WATCHING ME, SKY?!
I'M AN EATING SLASH WINNING
MACHINE!
DON'T LET MY (GAGS) AWESOMENESS
DISTRACT YOU!
(LICKS, SHUDDERS)
CHRIS:
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IMMUNITY
LIKE THAT, SCARLETT!
(DEEP BREATH)
(GAGGING)
(CIRCUS SONG, GULPING)
YA. EATING CHALLENGES
ARE NOT MY THING.
SURE HOPE THERE'S LEFTOVERS!
HEY! I JUST REMEMBERED
THE JUGGY CHUNKS JINGLE!
♪ Whaaaat's made of horse meat,
smells like skunk ♪
♪ Comes in a jug
it's juggy chunks. ♪
♪ How's your dinner?
Mine's just fine. ♪
♪ 'Cause I love
the taste of brine. ♪
♪ Juggy chunks is perfect meal ♪
♪ For any celebration ♪
♪ Please ignore the warning ♪
♪ From the food and
drug administration! ♪
YUMMMM-Y!
DONE!
CHRIS:
SUGAR WINS THE PRE-CHALLENGE
AND HAS IMMUNITY!
SUGAR:
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(ALL GROAN)
CHRIS:
DAVE, SKY, YOU CAN STOP NOW.
DONE!
DONE!
TO EAT THAT ENTIRE CUP
AND NOT WIN! ARGH!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
THIS ANGRY BEFORE!
HEH HEH. DIDN'T WIN IMMUNITY
BUT I DID BEAT SKY.
THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME
TO RUB IT IN A LITTLE.
OH YA, SHE'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE
WITH ME RIIIIIGHT NOW.
SECOND PLACE TO ME!
BOOM!
TOTALLY DID BETTER THAN YOU.
HEH HEH.
HOW SEXY AM I NOW?!
BET YOU WISH I WAS STILL
YOUR BOYFRIEND!
ARGGGGH! YOU WERE NEVER
MY BOYFRIEND!
AND YOU WILL NEVER BE
MY BOYFRIEND!
AND YOU HAVE NO SHOT
OF BEATING OR DATING ME!
GOT IT?!
SKY:
(FRUSTRATED GROWL)
MAX:
HA HA! LOOK AT HIS FACE!
CHRIS:
OKAY. ON THAT SUPER
AWKWARD NOTE
IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE
OUR NIGHTTIME CHALLENGE;
HIDE AND GROUP SEEK.
SUGAR WON IMMUNITY
SO SHE WILL BE IT.
WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
EVERYONE WILL BE GIVEN
A HEAD START TO GO AND HIDE
THEN SUGAR WILL COME
AND HUNT YOU DOWN.
EACH PERSON SUGAR FINDS
AND TAGS
JOINS HER TO SEARCH
FOR THE OTHERS.
YOU HUNT TOGETHER,
NO SPLITTING UP!
ANYONE TAGGED BEFORE SUNRISE
WILL BE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
AT ELIMINATION.
ANYONE NOT TAGGED BY THEN
WILL ALSO HAVE IMMUNITY.
DAVE:
(WHIMPERS, SOBBING)
CHRIS:
UM, DAVE? YOU OKAY?
(WHIMPERING, SOBBING)
(MUFFLED)
YES.
I GOTTA PULL IT TOGETHER.
IF SHE SEES ME CRYING SHE'LL
NEVER WANT TO DATE ME!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
I THOUGHT MAYBE HEARING SKY
SAY YOU HAD NO CHANCE,
NONE, LIKE ZERO,
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN,
WOULD'VE DEPRESSED YOU.
(STRAINED)
NOPE.
'CAUSE THAT KIND
OF REJECTION CAN-
CHRIS, STOP IT.
I MEAN SHE WAS ALL
YOU CARED ABOUT.
PLEASE!
CHRIS:
TO HAVE HER STOMP ON YOUR HEART
AND TOSS IT IN THE TOILET
LIKE THAT...
WITH ALL OF US HERE,
WATCHING IT HAPPEN.
WOW! GOTTA HURT.
ANYWAY...
GAME TIME!
EVERYONE BUT SUGAR,
GO HIDE!
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
UM, SKY-?
NO, DAVE!
NO. NO! I AM NOT GIVING UP
ON HER!
(LAUGH)
I'M COMIN' SKY!
AHH LOVE... SO STUPID.
I DON'T CARE WHAT CHRIS SAYS.
SKY SAID SHE LIKED ME
AND I KNOW SHE STILL DOES!
I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT
WHY SHE'S DENYING IT.
DENYING US!
SUGAR:
(SLURP) AHHHH!
CHRIS:
UM. YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
IMMUNITY,
YOU CAN STOP EATING NOW.
(SLURPING)
MMMMMM.
MOMMA SAYS I GOT THE STOMACH
OF A RACCOON.
PROBABLY FROM EATIN'
ALL THAT RACCOON.
GUESS Y'ARE WHATCHOO EAT!
OH COME ON! DON'T HOLD OUT
ON THE JUGGY CHUNKS -
I KNOW YOU GOT MORE!
YOU, ARE STARTING
TO FREAK ME OUT.
(YELLING INTO THE AIR)
HERE COMES SUGAR!
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
(IMPACT GRUNT) OWWWW!
OFF YOU GO NOW.
GO ON. GIT!
CHRIS:
SO THE HUNT BEGINS.
ANYONE SUGAR FINDS BEFORE
SUNRISE IS UP FOR ELIMINATION.
SHAWN: HEY!
JASMINE: AHH!
JASMINE:
(GROWLS)
SHAWN:
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO- HI.
I GOT- I FOUND AN AMAZING
HIDING SPOT
AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
YOU KNOW TO...
MAKE UP FOR THE THING,
BACK AT THE PLACE,
WITH THE STICK
AND THE HITTING.
I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT SO-
JASMINE:
RIGHT. YOU GIVE ME
THE GREAT HIDING SPOT
AND WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT
YOU KNOW RIGHT WHERE I'LL BE.
I KNOW YOUR GAME.
NO THANKS.
SHAWN:
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU.
(SOFTER) AGAIN.
(PANTING) WHA-
HOW DID I LOSE HER?
SKY? SKY?! SKY!!!!!
SKY:
SHH! YOU'RE GOING TO GET US
BOTH CAUGHT!
GO HIDE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
DAVE:
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING
TO BE NEAR YOU!
I'M VERY SORRY.
I'M ALSO SORRY THAT I BELIEVED
YOU WHEN YOU SAID YOU LIKED ME!
OBVIOUSLY YOU-
SKY:
HEY! I SAID I LIKE YOU BUT!
BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR
THE BUT!
BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!
DAVE:
PLEASE LET ME BE
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
SKY:
ARRGHHH!
I NEED YOU TO HEAR THIS.
(CALM AND CERTAIN)
NO.
DAVE: BUT-
SKY: NO MORE BUTS.
JUST "NO". BYE DAVE.
UGH. I THINK THE STRESS OF
TELLING DAVE TO LEAVE ME ALONE
IS GIVING ME AN ULCER!
I'M JUST GOING TO DOUBLE BACK
TO MY HIDING SPOT
AND WAIT IT OUT UNTIL SUNRISE.
WAIT FOR- AH!! OOF!
(GROANS)
SKY? SKY!
AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHH!
HAUH!
(THROWS SHOE) RAHHH!
GREAT!
WELL, I DON'T NEED YOU EITHER!
I'M A LONE WOLF.
(5 WOLF CALLS,
WOLFS HOWLING BACK)
(HOWLING TURNS INTO COUGHS)
LOOKS LIKE DAVE HAS LOST MORE
THAN HIS SHOE.
WHO'LL SUCCESSFULLY HIDE
AND WHO'LL TAKE
THE CANNON RIDE?
FIND OUT WHEN WE COME BACK
TO "TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW
ISLAND!"
MY TUMMY FEELS WONKY.
VERY WONKY.
SCARLETT:
YES. YOU'VE BEEN SAYING
SO FOR 20 MINUTES NOW.
I GET IT.
MAX:
I JUST DON'T USUALLY
GET THE TUMMY WONKIES.
NEVER THIS DEGREE
OF WONKY ANYWAY.
OHHH.
I COULD DITCH MAX,
BUT IN THIS CHALLENGE
SUGAR IS THE HUNTER.
I LESSEN MY CHANCES
OF BECOMING PREY
BY STAYING NEAR SOMEONE
EASIER TO CATCH.
WEAKEST IN THE HERD
IS ALWAYS THE TARGET.
MAX:
...WONKIEST IT'S EVER BEEN.
IS IT MORE WONKY
OR WONKIER?
IT MIGHT BE SAFER
IF YOU STOP TALKING NOW.
TRUE.
SUGAR MIGHT HEAR US.
SURE,
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
TRY TO KEEP UP,
I REALLY NEED YOU CLOSE BY.
THE POWER OF EEEVIL!!
SCARLETT:
SHH!
(STOMACH RUMBLES, MAX GROANS)
SUGAR:
OO! WHAT THE-?!
THEY GOT FLYIN' ATTACK SHOES
NOW? MAN!
I'VE BEEN SHOPPIN'
AT THE WRONG STORES!
DAVE:
CAN YOU PASS MY SHOE PLEASE?
I'M GONNA TOSS IT UP
NICE AND GENTLE.
READY TO CATCH?
MAKE A LITTLE BOAT
WITH YOUR HANDS.
(PAINED) OOHHHHWW...
OOOOOWW!
(GROAN)
TAG, SUCKAH!
OW!
NOW YOU'RE ON TEAM SUGAR!
LET'S GET HUNTIN'!
WHATEVER.
NOTHING MATTERS.
THANKS FOR THE INFO.
VERY HELPFUL.
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
ACCORDING TO THE JUGGY CHUNKS
POISON HOTLINE,
THE KIDS SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN
EXPIRED JUGGY CHUNKS.
THEY MIGHT HAVE SEVERE NAUSEA,
VOMITING, STRANGE BEHAVIOUR
AND HALLUCINATIONS.
AND THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
I'M JUST IMPRESSED THEY HAVE
THEIR OWN POISON HOTLINE;
THAT JUST SHOWS YOU HOW MUCH
THESE JUGGY PEOPLE CARE!
MAX:
SIDEKICK, STOP.
I NEED ANOTHER REST BREAK.
SCARLETT:
NO. OUR BEST CHANCE
OF NOT BEING CAUGHT
IS TO TRAVEL AWAY
FROM THE STARTING POINT
FASTER THAN SUGAR TRAVELS
TOWARDS US.
NO MORE BREAKS!
I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR TONE,
OR THE WAY YOU'RE BLURRING
AROUND THE EDGES!
EVIL SITS ON THE GRASS
WHEN EVIL WANTS TO SIT
ON THE GRASS!
(IMPACT GRUNT)
MAX:
OOOO!
SCARLETT:
(GASP) WHAT HAVE WE HERE?!
(BIRDS CHIRP)
OH YEAH... SHE MIGHT SAY SHE
LIKES YA, BUT SHE DOESN'T!
SHE JUST CARES
ABOUT THE BRIEFCASE
WITH THE ONE MILLION WORMS!
THAT'S ALL SHE CARES ABOUT!
I THINK I JUST FOUND
A WAY TO MOTIVATE HIM.
THE WAY SKY TREATED
YOU WAS WRONG!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WANT MORE
THAN ANYTHING IF I WAS YOU?
TO BE HER BOYFRIEND?
NOOO.
I'D WANNA CATCH HER -
SO SHE CAN'T WIN
THE MILLION DOLLARS!
YESSS!
YOU HEAR THAT,
NO-LOVE-FEELING, MEANIE-PANTS!
I'M COMIN' FOR YA!
FOCUS DAVE. FOCUS.
WHERE'D YOU LAST SEE HER?
I HUH YA WAHHH- THIS WAY!
WHY AM I HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE
FIGURING THIS OUT?
MY HEAD IS POUNDING!
(GASP)
WE HAVE FOOD POISONING!
MAX:
EXPLAINS MY WE SO TUMMY WONKY!
SCARLETT:
THIS IS REAL, SCARLETT.
THE ISLAND IS BEING CONTROLLED
BY A MAIN COMPUTER. (GAG)
YOU NEED TO FIND IT AND GAIN
CONTROL OF THE ISLAND.
FOCUS.
DAVE:
SHE WAS IN THERE,
THEN I LEFT.
BUT THAT WAS THE LAST PLACE
I SAW HER.
SUGAR: YAA-HAAA!
SKY: (PAINED GRUNT)
WOO-HOO!
WE GOT HER, DAVE!
(STOMACH GROWLING)
UGH. I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE
I ATE A BAG OF BAD NEWS.
HOW ARE YOU TWO DOING?
(BOTH GROAN)
SUGAR:
SO IT'S JUST ME, HUH?
CHRIS:
CONSIDERING SHE WON
THE CHALLENGE
IT SURE TOOK THE JUGGY CHUNKS
AWHILE
TO MAKE SUGAR FEEL WEIRD.
BUT TO BE FAIR SUGAR STARTED
OFF WEIRDER THAN THE OTHERS;
MAYBE IT TAKES LONGER
TO SEE A CHANGE IN HER.
(LAUGHS)
I GOT NO CLUE WHERE SHAWN
AND JASMINE ARE HIDING
SO THEY MUST'VE FOUND
SOME GOOD SPOTS.
EVIL VOMITS!
(VOMITS, PANEL FIZZLES)
SCARLETT:
WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.
MAX:
CAN'T. MOVE.
WHEEEEE!
(LIGHTNING STRIKES)
AS MORNING GROWS CLOSER
THIS CHALLENGE IS GETTING
REALLY ENTERTAINING!
I WONDER IF THERE'S A WAY TO
ACCIDENTALLY POISON THESE KIDS
BEFORE EVERY CHALLENGE?
(GROANS WITH DISAPPROVAL)
CHRIS:
NO? MEH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
IT WOULD LOSE IT'S CHARM
AFTER AWHILE.
MAX:
WHEE!
SCARLETT:
(GROANS)
SUGAR:
GOTCHA! UUUGHHHNNN...
C'MON, SUN WILL BE UP SOON.
LET'S FIND SHAWN AND JASMINE!
(SICK GROANING)
MAX:
WONKY.
(VOMITS)
SUGAR:
THERE'S JASMINE! GET HER!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
KEEP IT TOGETHER NOW!
SUNRISE IS MINUTES AWAY!
YOU CAN DO THIS!
SUGAR:
GIVE UP, JASMINE!
BECOME ONE OF US!
(GASP) ZOMBIES! AHHH!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL SOLDIER!
THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE
AND THEY'RE AFTER JASMINE.
NOW WHAT... ARE YOU...
PREPARED TO DO?!
LAST TIME I THOUGHT ZOMBIES
WERE HERE
I WAS TOO SCARED TO TRY
AND SAVE JASMINE.
I'M NOT MAKING
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!
NOT AGAIN!
WHOA! OOF! OWWWWWWW!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
JASMINE! I'M COMING
TO SAVE YOU!
(EFFORT STRAIN)
JASMINE:
I CAN'T RUN ANYMORE.
LEAVE ME HERE.
SHAWN:
I WON'T LEAVE YOU.
NOT EVER!
MAYBE YOU CAN'T RUN
BUT YOU CAN CLIMB!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
CLIMB!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
THEY CAN CLIMB?!
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!
JASMINE:
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
SHAWN:
HIGHER. WE! GO! HIGHER!
(SICK GROANING)
JASMINE:
THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO.
SHAWN:
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!
SUGAR:
MUST CATCH...
SHAWN:
IT WON'T END LIKE THIS!
I WANT YOU TO CARRY ON
WITHOUT ME.
YOU CAN BEAT THOSE ZOMBIES!
JASMINE:
THESE WHAT?
SHAWN:
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR CHANCE,
YOU RUN! YOU SURVIVE!
AHHHH!!!
MAX:
WONKY.
(PAINED GRUNTS)
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
GAME OVER.
JASMINE HAS ALSO GAINED
IMMUNITY!
NOW... EVERYONE BACK
TO THE MEETING AREA
WE NEED TO PUMP YOUR STOMACHS.
(ALL GROAN)
(VOMITS)
SKY: GROSS.
CHRIS:
SUGAR AND JASMINE
WON THEIR IMMUNITY.
AND AFTER THE VOTING:
SCARLETT, MAX AND SHAWN
ARE SAFE.
THAT LEAVES DAVE AND SKY.
(GASPS)
ME?! WHY ME?!
CHRIS:
DON'T LOOK SO SHOCKED, SKY.
THE WAY YOU TALKED TO DAVE
AFTER THE PRE-CHALLENGE
WAS PRETTY MUCH LIKE WATCHING
SOMEONE HOOF A KITTEN
IN THE NARDS.
EXACTLY LIKE.
SUGAR PLEASE STOP TALKING.
FOR EVER.
NOW, DAVE-
IF I HAVE NO CHANCE WITH SKY,
I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
I CAMPAIGNED TO GET MYSELF
VOTED INTO THE CANNON.
I EVEN MADE BUTTONS!
DAVE, DAVE, DAVE...
I LOVE THE BUTTON.
IT WAS CLOSE PAL.
AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN SKY
GOING HOME
IF YOU HADN'T VOTED
FOR YOURSELF.
DAVE, YOU'RE GOING
TO THE CANNON.
THANKS FOR SAVING ME.
I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU,
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
DON'T BITE ME!
OH, (AWKWARD GIGGLE)
OKAY.
CHRIS:
ANY FINAL WORDS HE ASKED
AS IF THERE MIGHT NOT BE
ONE LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT
TO CAPTURE LOVE?
DAVE:
SKY, IF YOU DON'T WIN
AND YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING
IN TOUCH...
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
DAVE:
FIRE.
SKY:
DAVE! WAIT I... AW.
CHRIS:
WELL, DAVE IS GONE
AND IT MIGHT SEEM WRONG
BUT IT IS WHAT IT... IS?
(WINDS HOWL)
WHO'S NEXT TO...TO...
TO... CANNON?
UM. YA. HERE ON TOTAL DRAMA!
PAHKI- WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON?!
CHRIS:
ON THE NEXT "TOTAL DRAMA":
THE CAMPERS ARE ON THEIR OWN
TO FIGHT AGAINST ROBOTS
AND THE CLOCK IN A GAME
OF LIFE AND DEATH.
SOME GET CLOSER,
SOME FURTHER APART.
WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
IT'S TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
WILL ANYONE SURVIVE?
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS ONE!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT
"TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND!"
LAST TIME ON
"TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND:"
DAVE MADE SURE THINGS WITH
HE AND SKY WERE STILL OKAY.
(HAPPILY)
AND THEY WEREN'T!
(LAUGHS)
MY INSANE CHALLENGE
PUT THE TEAMS
IN SOME CRAZY-DANGEROUS
SITUATIONS.
WE SAW A SIDE OF MAX
THAT WAS EVEN CREEPIER
THAN THE SIDE HE'D BEEN
SHOWING US!
AND TOPHER GOT A VERY IMPORTANT
PHONE CALL FROM THE NETWORK
SAYING HE WAS TAKING OVER
AS THE NEW HOST!
SADLY FOR TOPHER,
THE CALLS WERE FROM ME...
AND I'M A LIAR.
TOPHER GOT THE BLAME.
THE CANNON WENT BLAM.
NOW IT'S BACK TO THE GAME
AND ONLY SEVEN REMAIN!
WHO'S NEXT TO GO?
JUST WATCH THE SHOW.
IT'S TIME FOR
"TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND!"
♪♪♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
(Whistling chorus)
CHRIS: (OVER PA)
SHHH. SLEEEPY HEADS...
I'M HERE TO TURN YOUR DREEEEAMS
INTO NIIIIGHTMAAARES.
PICTURE YOURSELF ON A
DAAAANNNGEROUS IIISLAND.
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
PSYCH!
SHAWN, JASMINE:
OWWW!
CHRIS:
YOU ALREADY ARE ON A DANGEROUS
ISLAND! (EVIL LAUGH)
MEETING AREA. NOW!
(SUGAR SNORING)
MAX:
WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
IT REQUIRED WAKING US
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
SCARLETT:
COGNITIVE FUNCTION
IS DEPENDENT ON R-E-M SLEEP!
SHAWN: (YAWNS)
CAN WE GO BACK TO BED NOW?
CHRIS:
THE REASON I CALLED YOU HERE IS
BECAUSE IT'S TIME
TO MERGE THE TEAMS.
CONSIDER YOURSELVES MERGED.
AND THAT COULDN'T HAVE WAITED
UNTIL THE MORNING?
HEY, IF YOU GUYS DON'T WANT
THE MIDNIGHT MERGER MEAL,
THEN FINE!
JUST GO BACK TO BED.
YOU'VE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING NICE. EVER!
WHAT GIVES?
FIIINE. THE LAWYERS CALLED
TO SAY
THAT FEEDING ONLY ONE TEAM
EVERY COUPLE DAYS
IS TECHNICALLY "STARVATION".
SO, THIS IS A LEGALLY ENFORCED
TEAM MERGER CELEBRATION DINNER.
ALL:
WOW! SWEET! AWESOME!
CHRIS:
IT WAS GONNA BE GOURMET PIZZAS,
BISON BURGERS
AND SWEET POTATO FRIES,
BUT THE SILK TABLE CLOTH
AND SILVER CANDELABRAS
PUT US WAY OVER BUDGET.
SO TONIGHT YOU'LL BE EATING...
JUGGY CHUNKS!
(HORRIFIED GASPS)
WOOHOO!
IS THIS THANKSGIVING?!
I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THESE JUGGY CHUNKS.
SUGAR:
C'MON. YOU'VE SEEN
THE COMMERCIALS.
THEY GOT THAT CATCHY JINGLE
AND IT ENDS WITH THE CARTOON
HORSE THAT GOES
(HORSE VOICE)
"I'VE NEVER WON A RACE
BUT I'M STILL DELICIOUS"
(WHINNY)
"THEY'RE GRRRRRRATIFYING!"
HOW DOES A HORSE GIVE
A THUMBS UP?
CARTOON HORSES ALWAYS
GIVE A THUMBS UP,
OTHERWISE THEY GET MISTAKEN
FOR REAL HORSES.
CHRIS:
OKAY!
SAVE SOME WONDERFUL TRUISMS
FOR YOUR SPIN OFF SHOW, SUGAR.
(EXCITED GASP)
RELAX. I'M KIDDING.
TELEVISION BROADCAST STANDARDS
COULD NEVER SINK THAT LOW.
(ANGRY GROWL)
I GOT GREAT SHOW IDEAS!
AHEM: A SHOW CALLED:
THAT'S NOTHING:
REAL PEOPLE TELLS ME
THEIR PROBLEMS
AND I JUST YELL "SUCK IT UP".
I'D WATCH THAT!
CHRIS:
THIS FABULOUS DINNER WILL
BE USED AS A PRE-CHALLENGE!
THE FIRST PLAYER TO FINISH
THEIR CUP OF JUGGY CHUNKS
WILL BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
GRAB SOME CHUNKS!
THIS STUFF EXPIRED
IN 1976.
OHH, IT'LL BE FINE;
THEY'RE MOSTLY MEAT,
EGGS AND MAYONNAISE
AND I KEPT THEM SOMEWHERE
VERY WARM.
READY! SET! ENJOY!
(BLOWS AIR HORN)
THIS IS REPULSIVE!
YOU CAN DO IT JASMINE,
JUST-
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP
FROM YOU!
(GULPS)
I CAN'T BELIEVE JASMINE
STILL WON'T FORGIVE ME.
I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE
SINCE SMASHING HER
INTO THE WATER
WITH A DUELING STICK!
(HUMS HAPPILY)
(GULPS, BELCHES)
I'VE NEVER EATEN ANYTHING
THIS GROSS!
EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME I WAS
SINGING WHILE RIDING MY BIKE
AND I SWALLOWED A BUTTERFLY.
WEIRD THAT SOMETHING SO PRETTY
COULD TASTE THAT BITTER.
I DON'T LIKE EATING
QUESTIONABLE FOOD,
BUT SHAWN'S RIGHT.
IF I WANNA WIN SKY BACK
I GOTTA BE A FIERCE COMPETITOR.
SO, YEAH...YEAH!
(GULPING)
ARE YOU WATCHING ME, SKY?!
I'M AN EATING SLASH WINNING
MACHINE!
DON'T LET MY (GAGS) AWESOMENESS
DISTRACT YOU!
(LICKS, SHUDDERS)
CHRIS:
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IMMUNITY
LIKE THAT, SCARLETT!
(DEEP BREATH)
(GAGGING)
(CIRCUS SONG, GULPING)
YA. EATING CHALLENGES
ARE NOT MY THING.
SURE HOPE THERE'S LEFTOVERS!
HEY! I JUST REMEMBERED
THE JUGGY CHUNKS JINGLE!
♪ Whaaaat's made of horse meat,
smells like skunk ♪
♪ Comes in a jug
it's juggy chunks. ♪
♪ How's your dinner?
Mine's just fine. ♪
♪ 'Cause I love
the taste of brine. ♪
♪ Juggy chunks is perfect meal ♪
♪ For any celebration ♪
♪ Please ignore the warning ♪
♪ From the food and
drug administration! ♪
YUMMMM-Y!
DONE!
CHRIS:
SUGAR WINS THE PRE-CHALLENGE
AND HAS IMMUNITY!
SUGAR:
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(ALL GROAN)
CHRIS:
DAVE, SKY, YOU CAN STOP NOW.
DONE!
DONE!
TO EAT THAT ENTIRE CUP
AND NOT WIN! ARGH!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
THIS ANGRY BEFORE!
HEH HEH. DIDN'T WIN IMMUNITY
BUT I DID BEAT SKY.
THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME
TO RUB IT IN A LITTLE.
OH YA, SHE'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE
WITH ME RIIIIIGHT NOW.
SECOND PLACE TO ME!
BOOM!
TOTALLY DID BETTER THAN YOU.
HEH HEH.
HOW SEXY AM I NOW?!
BET YOU WISH I WAS STILL
YOUR BOYFRIEND!
ARGGGGH! YOU WERE NEVER
MY BOYFRIEND!
AND YOU WILL NEVER BE
MY BOYFRIEND!
AND YOU HAVE NO SHOT
OF BEATING OR DATING ME!
GOT IT?!
SKY:
(FRUSTRATED GROWL)
MAX:
HA HA! LOOK AT HIS FACE!
CHRIS:
OKAY. ON THAT SUPER
AWKWARD NOTE
IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE
OUR NIGHTTIME CHALLENGE;
HIDE AND GROUP SEEK.
SUGAR WON IMMUNITY
SO SHE WILL BE IT.
WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
EVERYONE WILL BE GIVEN
A HEAD START TO GO AND HIDE
THEN SUGAR WILL COME
AND HUNT YOU DOWN.
EACH PERSON SUGAR FINDS
AND TAGS
JOINS HER TO SEARCH
FOR THE OTHERS.
YOU HUNT TOGETHER,
NO SPLITTING UP!
ANYONE TAGGED BEFORE SUNRISE
WILL BE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
AT ELIMINATION.
ANYONE NOT TAGGED BY THEN
WILL ALSO HAVE IMMUNITY.
DAVE:
(WHIMPERS, SOBBING)
CHRIS:
UM, DAVE? YOU OKAY?
(WHIMPERING, SOBBING)
(MUFFLED)
YES.
I GOTTA PULL IT TOGETHER.
IF SHE SEES ME CRYING SHE'LL
NEVER WANT TO DATE ME!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
I THOUGHT MAYBE HEARING SKY
SAY YOU HAD NO CHANCE,
NONE, LIKE ZERO,
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN,
WOULD'VE DEPRESSED YOU.
(STRAINED)
NOPE.
'CAUSE THAT KIND
OF REJECTION CAN-
CHRIS, STOP IT.
I MEAN SHE WAS ALL
YOU CARED ABOUT.
PLEASE!
CHRIS:
TO HAVE HER STOMP ON YOUR HEART
AND TOSS IT IN THE TOILET
LIKE THAT...
WITH ALL OF US HERE,
WATCHING IT HAPPEN.
WOW! GOTTA HURT.
ANYWAY...
GAME TIME!
EVERYONE BUT SUGAR,
GO HIDE!
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
UM, SKY-?
NO, DAVE!
NO. NO! I AM NOT GIVING UP
ON HER!
(LAUGH)
I'M COMIN' SKY!
AHH LOVE... SO STUPID.
I DON'T CARE WHAT CHRIS SAYS.
SKY SAID SHE LIKED ME
AND I KNOW SHE STILL DOES!
I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT
WHY SHE'S DENYING IT.
DENYING US!
SUGAR:
(SLURP) AHHHH!
CHRIS:
UM. YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
IMMUNITY,
YOU CAN STOP EATING NOW.
(SLURPING)
MMMMMM.
MOMMA SAYS I GOT THE STOMACH
OF A RACCOON.
PROBABLY FROM EATIN'
ALL THAT RACCOON.
GUESS Y'ARE WHATCHOO EAT!
OH COME ON! DON'T HOLD OUT
ON THE JUGGY CHUNKS -
I KNOW YOU GOT MORE!
YOU, ARE STARTING
TO FREAK ME OUT.
(YELLING INTO THE AIR)
HERE COMES SUGAR!
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
(IMPACT GRUNT) OWWWW!
OFF YOU GO NOW.
GO ON. GIT!
CHRIS:
SO THE HUNT BEGINS.
ANYONE SUGAR FINDS BEFORE
SUNRISE IS UP FOR ELIMINATION.
SHAWN: HEY!
JASMINE: AHH!
JASMINE:
(GROWLS)
SHAWN:
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO- HI.
I GOT- I FOUND AN AMAZING
HIDING SPOT
AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
YOU KNOW TO...
MAKE UP FOR THE THING,
BACK AT THE PLACE,
WITH THE STICK
AND THE HITTING.
I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT SO-
JASMINE:
RIGHT. YOU GIVE ME
THE GREAT HIDING SPOT
AND WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT
YOU KNOW RIGHT WHERE I'LL BE.
I KNOW YOUR GAME.
NO THANKS.
SHAWN:
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU.
(SOFTER) AGAIN.
(PANTING) WHA-
HOW DID I LOSE HER?
SKY? SKY?! SKY!!!!!
SKY:
SHH! YOU'RE GOING TO GET US
BOTH CAUGHT!
GO HIDE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
DAVE:
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING
TO BE NEAR YOU!
I'M VERY SORRY.
I'M ALSO SORRY THAT I BELIEVED
YOU WHEN YOU SAID YOU LIKED ME!
OBVIOUSLY YOU-
SKY:
HEY! I SAID I LIKE YOU BUT!
BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR
THE BUT!
BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!
DAVE:
PLEASE LET ME BE
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
SKY:
ARRGHHH!
I NEED YOU TO HEAR THIS.
(CALM AND CERTAIN)
NO.
DAVE: BUT-
SKY: NO MORE BUTS.
JUST "NO". BYE DAVE.
UGH. I THINK THE STRESS OF
TELLING DAVE TO LEAVE ME ALONE
IS GIVING ME AN ULCER!
I'M JUST GOING TO DOUBLE BACK
TO MY HIDING SPOT
AND WAIT IT OUT UNTIL SUNRISE.
WAIT FOR- AH!! OOF!
(GROANS)
SKY? SKY!
AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHH!
HAUH!
(THROWS SHOE) RAHHH!
GREAT!
WELL, I DON'T NEED YOU EITHER!
I'M A LONE WOLF.
(5 WOLF CALLS,
WOLFS HOWLING BACK)
(HOWLING TURNS INTO COUGHS)
LOOKS LIKE DAVE HAS LOST MORE
THAN HIS SHOE.
WHO'LL SUCCESSFULLY HIDE
AND WHO'LL TAKE
THE CANNON RIDE?
FIND OUT WHEN WE COME BACK
TO "TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW
ISLAND!"
MY TUMMY FEELS WONKY.
VERY WONKY.
SCARLETT:
YES. YOU'VE BEEN SAYING
SO FOR 20 MINUTES NOW.
I GET IT.
MAX:
I JUST DON'T USUALLY
GET THE TUMMY WONKIES.
NEVER THIS DEGREE
OF WONKY ANYWAY.
OHHH.
I COULD DITCH MAX,
BUT IN THIS CHALLENGE
SUGAR IS THE HUNTER.
I LESSEN MY CHANCES
OF BECOMING PREY
BY STAYING NEAR SOMEONE
EASIER TO CATCH.
WEAKEST IN THE HERD
IS ALWAYS THE TARGET.
MAX:
...WONKIEST IT'S EVER BEEN.
IS IT MORE WONKY
OR WONKIER?
IT MIGHT BE SAFER
IF YOU STOP TALKING NOW.
TRUE.
SUGAR MIGHT HEAR US.
SURE,
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
TRY TO KEEP UP,
I REALLY NEED YOU CLOSE BY.
THE POWER OF EEEVIL!!
SCARLETT:
SHH!
(STOMACH RUMBLES, MAX GROANS)
SUGAR:
OO! WHAT THE-?!
THEY GOT FLYIN' ATTACK SHOES
NOW? MAN!
I'VE BEEN SHOPPIN'
AT THE WRONG STORES!
DAVE:
CAN YOU PASS MY SHOE PLEASE?
I'M GONNA TOSS IT UP
NICE AND GENTLE.
READY TO CATCH?
MAKE A LITTLE BOAT
WITH YOUR HANDS.
(PAINED) OOHHHHWW...
OOOOOWW!
(GROAN)
TAG, SUCKAH!
OW!
NOW YOU'RE ON TEAM SUGAR!
LET'S GET HUNTIN'!
WHATEVER.
NOTHING MATTERS.
THANKS FOR THE INFO.
VERY HELPFUL.
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
ACCORDING TO THE JUGGY CHUNKS
POISON HOTLINE,
THE KIDS SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN
EXPIRED JUGGY CHUNKS.
THEY MIGHT HAVE SEVERE NAUSEA,
VOMITING, STRANGE BEHAVIOUR
AND HALLUCINATIONS.
AND THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
I'M JUST IMPRESSED THEY HAVE
THEIR OWN POISON HOTLINE;
THAT JUST SHOWS YOU HOW MUCH
THESE JUGGY PEOPLE CARE!
MAX:
SIDEKICK, STOP.
I NEED ANOTHER REST BREAK.
SCARLETT:
NO. OUR BEST CHANCE
OF NOT BEING CAUGHT
IS TO TRAVEL AWAY
FROM THE STARTING POINT
FASTER THAN SUGAR TRAVELS
TOWARDS US.
NO MORE BREAKS!
I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR TONE,
OR THE WAY YOU'RE BLURRING
AROUND THE EDGES!
EVIL SITS ON THE GRASS
WHEN EVIL WANTS TO SIT
ON THE GRASS!
(IMPACT GRUNT)
MAX:
OOOO!
SCARLETT:
(GASP) WHAT HAVE WE HERE?!
(BIRDS CHIRP)
OH YEAH... SHE MIGHT SAY SHE
LIKES YA, BUT SHE DOESN'T!
SHE JUST CARES
ABOUT THE BRIEFCASE
WITH THE ONE MILLION WORMS!
THAT'S ALL SHE CARES ABOUT!
I THINK I JUST FOUND
A WAY TO MOTIVATE HIM.
THE WAY SKY TREATED
YOU WAS WRONG!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WANT MORE
THAN ANYTHING IF I WAS YOU?
TO BE HER BOYFRIEND?
NOOO.
I'D WANNA CATCH HER -
SO SHE CAN'T WIN
THE MILLION DOLLARS!
YESSS!
YOU HEAR THAT,
NO-LOVE-FEELING, MEANIE-PANTS!
I'M COMIN' FOR YA!
FOCUS DAVE. FOCUS.
WHERE'D YOU LAST SEE HER?
I HUH YA WAHHH- THIS WAY!
WHY AM I HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE
FIGURING THIS OUT?
MY HEAD IS POUNDING!
(GASP)
WE HAVE FOOD POISONING!
MAX:
EXPLAINS MY WE SO TUMMY WONKY!
SCARLETT:
THIS IS REAL, SCARLETT.
THE ISLAND IS BEING CONTROLLED
BY A MAIN COMPUTER. (GAG)
YOU NEED TO FIND IT AND GAIN
CONTROL OF THE ISLAND.
FOCUS.
DAVE:
SHE WAS IN THERE,
THEN I LEFT.
BUT THAT WAS THE LAST PLACE
I SAW HER.
SUGAR: YAA-HAAA!
SKY: (PAINED GRUNT)
WOO-HOO!
WE GOT HER, DAVE!
(STOMACH GROWLING)
UGH. I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE
I ATE A BAG OF BAD NEWS.
HOW ARE YOU TWO DOING?
(BOTH GROAN)
SUGAR:
SO IT'S JUST ME, HUH?
CHRIS:
CONSIDERING SHE WON
THE CHALLENGE
IT SURE TOOK THE JUGGY CHUNKS
AWHILE
TO MAKE SUGAR FEEL WEIRD.
BUT TO BE FAIR SUGAR STARTED
OFF WEIRDER THAN THE OTHERS;
MAYBE IT TAKES LONGER
TO SEE A CHANGE IN HER.
(LAUGHS)
I GOT NO CLUE WHERE SHAWN
AND JASMINE ARE HIDING
SO THEY MUST'VE FOUND
SOME GOOD SPOTS.
EVIL VOMITS!
(VOMITS, PANEL FIZZLES)
SCARLETT:
WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.
MAX:
CAN'T. MOVE.
WHEEEEE!
(LIGHTNING STRIKES)
AS MORNING GROWS CLOSER
THIS CHALLENGE IS GETTING
REALLY ENTERTAINING!
I WONDER IF THERE'S A WAY TO
ACCIDENTALLY POISON THESE KIDS
BEFORE EVERY CHALLENGE?
(GROANS WITH DISAPPROVAL)
CHRIS:
NO? MEH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
IT WOULD LOSE IT'S CHARM
AFTER AWHILE.
MAX:
WHEE!
SCARLETT:
(GROANS)
SUGAR:
GOTCHA! UUUGHHHNNN...
C'MON, SUN WILL BE UP SOON.
LET'S FIND SHAWN AND JASMINE!
(SICK GROANING)
MAX:
WONKY.
(VOMITS)
SUGAR:
THERE'S JASMINE! GET HER!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
KEEP IT TOGETHER NOW!
SUNRISE IS MINUTES AWAY!
YOU CAN DO THIS!
SUGAR:
GIVE UP, JASMINE!
BECOME ONE OF US!
(GASP) ZOMBIES! AHHH!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL SOLDIER!
THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE
AND THEY'RE AFTER JASMINE.
NOW WHAT... ARE YOU...
PREPARED TO DO?!
LAST TIME I THOUGHT ZOMBIES
WERE HERE
I WAS TOO SCARED TO TRY
AND SAVE JASMINE.
I'M NOT MAKING
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!
NOT AGAIN!
WHOA! OOF! OWWWWWWW!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
JASMINE! I'M COMING
TO SAVE YOU!
(EFFORT STRAIN)
JASMINE:
I CAN'T RUN ANYMORE.
LEAVE ME HERE.
SHAWN:
I WON'T LEAVE YOU.
NOT EVER!
MAYBE YOU CAN'T RUN
BUT YOU CAN CLIMB!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
CLIMB!
(SICK GROANING)
SHAWN:
THEY CAN CLIMB?!
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!
JASMINE:
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
SHAWN:
HIGHER. WE! GO! HIGHER!
(SICK GROANING)
JASMINE:
THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO.
SHAWN:
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!
SUGAR:
MUST CATCH...
SHAWN:
IT WON'T END LIKE THIS!
I WANT YOU TO CARRY ON
WITHOUT ME.
YOU CAN BEAT THOSE ZOMBIES!
JASMINE:
THESE WHAT?
SHAWN:
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR CHANCE,
YOU RUN! YOU SURVIVE!
AHHHH!!!
MAX:
WONKY.
(PAINED GRUNTS)
(AIR HORN SOUNDS)
GAME OVER.
JASMINE HAS ALSO GAINED
IMMUNITY!
NOW... EVERYONE BACK
TO THE MEETING AREA
WE NEED TO PUMP YOUR STOMACHS.
(ALL GROAN)
(VOMITS)
SKY: GROSS.
CHRIS:
SUGAR AND JASMINE
WON THEIR IMMUNITY.
AND AFTER THE VOTING:
SCARLETT, MAX AND SHAWN
ARE SAFE.
THAT LEAVES DAVE AND SKY.
(GASPS)
ME?! WHY ME?!
CHRIS:
DON'T LOOK SO SHOCKED, SKY.
THE WAY YOU TALKED TO DAVE
AFTER THE PRE-CHALLENGE
WAS PRETTY MUCH LIKE WATCHING
SOMEONE HOOF A KITTEN
IN THE NARDS.
EXACTLY LIKE.
SUGAR PLEASE STOP TALKING.
FOR EVER.
NOW, DAVE-
IF I HAVE NO CHANCE WITH SKY,
I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
I CAMPAIGNED TO GET MYSELF
VOTED INTO THE CANNON.
I EVEN MADE BUTTONS!
DAVE, DAVE, DAVE...
I LOVE THE BUTTON.
IT WAS CLOSE PAL.
AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN SKY
GOING HOME
IF YOU HADN'T VOTED
FOR YOURSELF.
DAVE, YOU'RE GOING
TO THE CANNON.
THANKS FOR SAVING ME.
I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU,
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
DON'T BITE ME!
OH, (AWKWARD GIGGLE)
OKAY.
CHRIS:
ANY FINAL WORDS HE ASKED
AS IF THERE MIGHT NOT BE
ONE LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT
TO CAPTURE LOVE?
DAVE:
SKY, IF YOU DON'T WIN
AND YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING
IN TOUCH...
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
DAVE:
FIRE.
SKY:
DAVE! WAIT I... AW.
CHRIS:
WELL, DAVE IS GONE
AND IT MIGHT SEEM WRONG
BUT IT IS WHAT IT... IS?
(WINDS HOWL)
WHO'S NEXT TO...TO...
TO... CANNON?
UM. YA. HERE ON TOTAL DRAMA!
PAHKI- WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON?!
CHRIS:
ON THE NEXT "TOTAL DRAMA":
THE CAMPERS ARE ON THEIR OWN
TO FIGHT AGAINST ROBOTS
AND THE CLOCK IN A GAME
OF LIFE AND DEATH.
SOME GET CLOSER,
SOME FURTHER APART.
WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
IT'S TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
WILL ANYONE SURVIVE?
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS ONE!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT
"TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND!"